Never retire the "BLAST". No it will never get old.

@WadeStoker92

4 жыл бұрын

Spam this so he sees it because im sure everyone agrees.

@Bee-zw9je

4 жыл бұрын

@@WadeStoker92 BLAST

@briankoch9786

4 жыл бұрын

Bee I heard it coming and could not stop laughing. Omg

@almostserious75

4 жыл бұрын

I was happy to hear it again on another post...

@NanNanNABooBoo

4 жыл бұрын

Dughh'leughh, yo let me open for ya, and will become bros, who go around and rag on everyone...Tell Bryan to watch out for lil Baby G-esus in the swamp of Tampa!! Just past stray animal belt

No matter how many times I see the grape lady I'm always blown away by how quickly she starts crying in pain lol

@hayleejade1749

4 жыл бұрын

NateDawg920 she started before she hit the ground

@Tokyoremedy

4 жыл бұрын

I’m more blown away that people want to drink that grape juice after getting stomped by there feet

@julidiamondlover

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tokyoremedy yo I'll drink foot juice without the grapes. What are you gay?

@JizzFloat

4 жыл бұрын

@@hayleejade1749 Jake Hammaker just texted me and said he'd rather sip ya butt juice after you've had a really busy day at work. He IS gross.

@hayleejade1749

4 жыл бұрын

Mint Berry Crunch fucking instagator 😭

9:42 - “she’s saying stop but she doesn’t know what she’s saying because there’s nothing to stop.” Lol. Fucken hilarious.

"Let me introduce you a chart, first example: off the charts." Hmm..

Someone needs to send him that video of the girl launching the watermelon from the giant slingshot that backfired and slams her face from the amazing race a few years back.

@alanscott1012

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha duuude omgosh yes!

@bunzuh

4 жыл бұрын

“A few years” That shits ancient at this point bruh. We old

@EJ08CPO

4 жыл бұрын

Austin Requena stfu man

@DiamondHandsEy

4 жыл бұрын

The icing on the cake is when she’s told she’s gotta keep going

@FYT608

4 жыл бұрын

@@EJ08CPO you stfu

“OH YEAH BUDDY WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT REGULAR GUY”

@jondunmore4268

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr - "Regular Guy"!

@ericcook2423

4 жыл бұрын

The regula shmegula

@TheBasedBalkan

4 жыл бұрын

That part had me fucking dying lmfao!!! Fucking regular guy!!

I like how he used “regular guy” as an insult at 8:00

Hope the lady running in the snow is on this segment ☺️ “It’s the perfect texture for running” 😂🤣

@jcruz9636

4 жыл бұрын

Craig Flippen thst clip is amazing

apparently quote from stomping lady: "Am I embarrassed that I fell? Of course. I also broke a couple ribs, thanks for asking. I had to spend a few weeks in the hospital under observation. I suffered quite a bit for an honest mistake, a momentary lapse in concentration, and now I’m trying to move on."

@mts2457

4 жыл бұрын

@Forrest Mcgee :o

@macaronicheese8721

4 жыл бұрын

Broken ribs??? Oh my.. :(

@Stash_box

4 жыл бұрын

But did you die?

@paulelroy6650

4 жыл бұрын

had she never fallen over before because you learn pretty quick to use your arms to stop you landing on your stomach haha.

@girlspooptoo8567

3 жыл бұрын

I think he is trying to be funny for u/me. But I get what you're saying Have a good one

The pain level of the grape lady fall probably isn’t high enough to make Tom Segura laugh.

@Mtr0n3

4 жыл бұрын

Tommy Buns would be all over it.

@ren1724

4 жыл бұрын

She punctured her lung and broke some bones but lived. Probably really bad pain.

@callanc3925

4 жыл бұрын

@@ren1724 "lived" yeah tom aint laughing

@bogdanshevchenko

2 жыл бұрын

Next level comment right here

@sumguy8

2 жыл бұрын

Where does Tom's dunk attempt rate on "The Deserve it Scale" you think?

“I think she’s actually hurt” Damn why didn’t that guy become a detective

Chris “Slippery Grapes” D”Elia

I bet Young Jamie from JRE could find that wedding video Chris has been searching for in seconds. Haha

Dude.. I watched this in bed on my phone next to my sleeping wife and when he showed that lady fall..oh man I cried laughing so hard she woke up yelling at me ahahaha

Best one i can think of is the "Portland snow runners" video. girl talks to a reporter all pretentiously about how it's the perfect texture for running and then falls on her ass as she runs away.

@jcbsalexyahoo

3 жыл бұрын

perfect texture for running Low impact

@sharondianneb

2 жыл бұрын

Live that one.

The noises that lady made when she fell had me laughing so hard I could not breathe I swear to god I almost died

@ninjanunch2769

2 жыл бұрын

If u ever had the wind knocked out of you it sounds like this.

Chris sounds more like a motorcycle imitating the lady falling than when he makes motorcycle noises.

Theyre called “instant karma” compilations. 100 deserve it scale’s per 10 mins

I’ve never laughed harder than I did when I heard her making those noises 😂 like one or two “ohh ow” is one thing but a full 10 seconds??

Props to the grape lady for still staying committed to the segment and repeating “stop” while simultaneously DYING on the ground. She really didn’t want to lose that stomping contest

The kid pranking his dad in the garbage can is one of the best 😂

@UnfitToLive

4 жыл бұрын

I still never heard for sure if that was faked or not. It was so damn funny. He wasn't even noticed!

So the deserve it scale for that guy in the Halloween mask that jumps out of the trashcan and get punched out has got to be like uncharted

@meglove6214

4 жыл бұрын

Oh for sure! One of my favorite deserve it's too!

@thetruth1862

4 жыл бұрын

@@meglove6214 I posted the link below

@booty_hunter4207

4 жыл бұрын

@@thetruth1862 you did not

@thetruth1862

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/gpitxNCNqrDVdJc.html

Scream laughed like a jim halpert blooper at “stomping slippery grapes”

grape stomp lady is my second favorite fail of all time, my favorite is the one with the reporter sitting on the tail end of a truck that explodes when a motorcycle flies thru it as part of a stunt.

The timing of the "blast" to the music, was perfect. The hands everything. That shit got me pumped up!

I randomly use the ladies "oww owww oooo" sound in daily life, it's pretty hilarious.

Dude watching this at 7am drunk af and I'm dying, I mean fucking dying. I fucking deserve it tbh

The best part is you were rackin up your deserve it scale while you were making this video...love you bro. Just figured I'd point that one out lol

"YA FUCKIN REGULAR GUY" I love that

Over here like the grape lady rn not able to breathe while Chris breaks down sec by sec her physical and mental reactions to what just happened to her💀🍇😭

@UnfitToLive

4 жыл бұрын

Dude, getting winded is nasty. I never walrus cried but damn, I felt her pain. Chris' breakdown is just objective and totally void of emotion, it's hilarious!

This has gotta be one of the best Ive seen

Your an incredible communicator man. So good......... I learn a lot from you.

There was one with a kid dancing on a bar-style table and the table tips over and he falls on it. I laughed so hard and it was off the charts of the “deserve it scale”. I found out later that the kids neck hit the round steel table base and broke his neck so badly he became a quadriplegic. I can’t find the video anymore. It was a bunch of high school kids doing the dougie or some other ‘popular at the time’ dance to rap music. I showed the video to a friend and he showed me the local news report of the kid in the hospital. Too sad.

The dude i saw on this podcast selling that ridiculous ladder that fell has gotta be high on the scale. The short dude where the chick was taller

The Grape Lady!! I use that soundbite all the time! It's the gift that keeps on giving?

U could just say random words in no order and it would make w/e ur narrating funny. Thank you man. Proper video. Took me a minute to collect myself

" She is saying STOP but she doesn't realize what she is saying because there is nothing to stop" Starting cackling in my office really loud when Chris said that

8:36 slippery grapes 😂😂😂

When you re-enacted the sound she made falling off the deck, I lost my shit bro lmao

Not sure if this is true but apparently that woman broke a rib and punctured her lung on that fall hahahah

Don't understand how you can make me laugh by describing the deserve it's scale I'm literally laughing so hard it hurts and that was a youth pastor trying to be cool

The grape lady is a classic 😂

@donrico8212

4 жыл бұрын

The amount of times I laughed at her "ughhhh Uwe" I can't even type her groan im laughing

@ashapeaa

4 жыл бұрын

Don Rico in high school my friend group used to imitate this lady and yell it out at people walking by 😬

@donrico8212

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashapeaa that's hilarious...what did people do??

@ashapeaa

4 жыл бұрын

Don Rico mainly just shocked them and or they flipped us off. One lady was really frightened and my best friend who yelled out the window still feels regret towards it 😬

@donrico8212

4 жыл бұрын

@@ashapeaa was really frightened?? WTF must be old...if y'all did that I'd be on the floor/sidewalk dieing

He lost his shit 😆😆😆😆 I love the added sound effects Chris D. LMMFBSO......!!!

And the camera guy RECORDED THE FALL 😂

Dude. Sitting here laughing to death

I saw the thumbnail and I INSTANTLY recognized this Fail. Never fails to entertain, especially knowing that she didn’t die nor was permanently injured.

watching this while youre eating is sooo hard

Blast!! Im just yelling tht now for no reason at all during the days.

Everybody has had the wind knocked out of them and it’s funny as hell

I absolutely SO wish there was a video of the first time I winded myself from an impact... rollerblading down a, steep, hill... directly into a wall that was covered in thick vines.

where do i find the clip of the skier apologising before hitting the cameraman?

13 minute video on the definition of "Dramatic irony"

Was thinking... “remember Ebaums world” AND THEN YOU SAID IT......ahhhhhhhhhsofuckhingreat

I’ve never been more stressed in my life but this video kills me and recenters me

BLAST!

Those fucking BLASTS!!! have me sying every time

Chris is that uncle at family gatherings showing 90s fail home videos clips from youtube on his phone.

When I was 7 years old I dressed up in a power rangers costume early in the morning and hid under the coffee table in my living room, in an attempt to scare my mom. She came down I popped out she was scared, mission accomplished. After laughing a little bit we went to get my dog Maggie off the couch as she decided to sleep there, Maggie was unresponsive. Maggie was dead. Deserve it scale on steroids right there.

“BLAAAAST” 😂😂😂

That sound the grape lady makes is frickin hilarious.

You remind me of Howard Stern a little Seinfeld and white keven hartis. I did 6 years in Florida's most notorious prison and became a kickboxer on my release I remember watching you videos in the cell on a smuggled bootie phone lmfao .

Grape lady broke some ribs on that fall. I’d be making that noise too.

"ya fukkin regular guy!!!!!" Lol!!

This is what happens when you've never had the wind knocked out of you.

classic OG vid! QVC ladder fail- deserved it! I didnt have it locked

I would have lost my job as a news anchor if I saw grape lady live

I think grape lady was trying to make an MC Hammer joke 😂 like stop..... Hammertime.

4:23...Just great😂😂

has anyone been able to track down to ski video?

Perfect 🤣 Gosh I hope she's ok lol!

"you fuckin regular guy" lmfao

It's called whiskey throttle. When you can't let go.

this is the singularity on account of this being in my recommended

there's nothing to be stopped ahaha

Why did I think it was "deservED" scale before I saw it spelled out

Chris, the amazing race watermelon one where the twin sister slingshots a fuckin watermelon into her own face and her sister is like "well you have to keep going" HILARIOUS! 😂😂

8:35 "Ssssslippery grapes..."

Grape lady is a classic

Ebaums world 🤯😆 totally hadn’t thought that shit in FOEVER

Chris: LESS TALKING, MORE SHOWING

@quentinhart7417

4 жыл бұрын

Stephen Zevon it’s a podcast

WE'RE GOING STREAKING THROUGH THE QUAD video needs your commentary

@dankestranch8738

4 жыл бұрын

Gay

All you have to do is type in the first word of every example he gives and KZread knows what's good

The snowboard lady who was winning in the Olympics and tried a trick on the last jump and bailed kills me. Your life dream slipped out of your fingers because you celebrated too early. It’s harsh but hilarious and most importantly well deserved

I've seen the grape stomping probably 100 times but I just realized it was filmed 10 minutes from my house at a winery called Cheateu Elan

I think they should’ve gotten you for IT 2

Wavywebsurf did a "Whatever happened to the grape lady". Recommend the video, she was NOT seriously injured. She just had the wind knocked out of her and she was in a lot of pain. I think she was more embarrassed by the whole thing than anything.

lol, fucking CRACKED! I miss that website.

Ebaumsworld anyone??? Damn it’s been a hell of a long time since I’ve heard someone bring that old gem up. Ah, those were the days 😌

I sorta like Chris. But only sorta.

@ianminer7824

4 жыл бұрын

I used to like Chris. I still do, I just used to, too.

The lady really did break multiple ribs and spent weeks in the hospital. It was a very serious fall.

OH YEAH BUDDY?! What makes you say that you fuckin’ REGULAR guy 😂😂😂

Because there’s nothing that needs to be stopped

Love it hahaha

I just realized his logo looks like a sideways wall outlet that's on fire and the three plugs are reacting differently.

I fucking love Americas Funniest Home Videos that show was fucking amazing

"Go. Bwuaa"

I'm still trying to find the AFV clip where the guy who looks like David Lee Roth tries to jump into a pool from a telephone pole and completely misses.

Oh my goodness I forgot about the "regular guy" insult!

Its funny the female anchor has her hand on the arm of the male anchor when they cut away from the grape lady. She felt that.

Brady Barr gets bitten by a giant python after attempting to restrain it. You really need to watch this. So terrifyingly funny and s'worthy of the deserve it scale