Jazz hands are offensive to blind people as they can't hear someone appreciating something.

@flankspeed

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, where would Stevie Wonder have got to? ^_^

@harmondushane7290

4 жыл бұрын

@@flankspeed lmao I'm imagining stevie wonder finishing a song and being confused because everyone is doing jazz hands

@flankspeed

4 жыл бұрын

@@harmondushane7290 Yep : "....SUPERRRRSTITION AIN'T THE WAAAAAAAAAY...!" *Stony silence* "Godammit, I really thought I had a hit this time. ..."

@kujo1978lol

4 жыл бұрын

Death Metal hands are more offensive.

@MrPetepeeters101

4 жыл бұрын

@@harmondushane7290 lol

When your life is too easy and privileged you start to invent stupid problems.

@Knightwingofbludhaven

4 жыл бұрын

Seeside Summerhouse struggle is either real or contrived, and those never experience real struggle contrive it to seem interesting

@knowbuddy0

4 жыл бұрын

@@Knightwingofbludhaven exactly that's why identity politics is the main topic now. They are running out of things to marginalize people who speak out. If you disagree your eaither racist, homophobic, intolerant, etc. The only thing that actually affects all the rich kids in politics is words.

@sneesus98

4 жыл бұрын

@No Name man I always think about the brave men of world war one when I see bitchy behavior or being that way myself, no excuses nowadays, life is easy in comparison to what those men had to do

@evanabbott2737

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. End of story.😑👍

@evanabbott2737

4 жыл бұрын

Steven Ryan me too dude, both of my grandfathers fought in WW2, these soft, SOFT people have no idea what they’re doing....😑

If clapping hurts your ears, the concert probably makes your head explode.

@robertjohnson8250

4 жыл бұрын

They're going to ban concerts next.. or make it to where you have to read the lyrics from a screen on stage so as not to hurt the ears of .1% with sensory issues in the crowd...

@petedawg111

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertjohnson8250 umm, excuse me. Check your reading privilege you asshole.

@OTSOBerg-pn5gm

2 жыл бұрын

@@petedawg111 and your sight privilege.

Let's adjust 99.9% of society because .1% has an issue. Makes sense.

@Earthad23

4 жыл бұрын

Bob Saget let’s marginalize normal people !

@evanabbott2737

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. “OH, JUST BECAUSE!”🙄🙄🙄🙄

@raginggamer7207

4 жыл бұрын

Or just get rid of them???

@eliteprotojay

4 жыл бұрын

We as a society have literally been doing this exact thing about a wide variety of topics and I wish it would stop, I have examples but it’s 2020 now I wouldn’t want to “offend” anyone, I’m almost scared to say “triggered” because someone else I’m sure will tell me about how it reminds them about school shootings and I’ll be blamed for encouraging people to shoot up schools 🤷🏽‍♂️ I genuinely believe people have become so sensitive to the point this joke would be taken seriously by some people.

@DekkarJr

4 жыл бұрын

Am I the only mentally ill person taking her xanax and paxil and being fucking normal??

jazz hands are prejudiced against people with carpal tunnel syndrome.

@fargotua13

4 жыл бұрын

but can they really clap instead, mate?

@Sinnbad21

4 жыл бұрын

Here’s my dumb argument for not using jazz hands. Jazz hands has always been looked at as a very effeminate thing to do. A man would be looked at as a “fairy boy” for doing it. Therefore seeing a bunch of straight men doing this would be considered homosexual appropriation and would offend the gays. We would appropriate their culture. The argument I just made is fucking stupid and is grasping at straws but that’s because this dumb broad is using the same method. Using her logic you could find a reason not to do anything bcuz it could be offensive to one person across the world. Ugh I hate her so much. The Pussification of America is too real

@Sinnbad21

4 жыл бұрын

fargotua13 They probably can’t clap either. So now we have to ban both clapping and jazz hands because a people with carpal tunnel are excluded and will feel left out even more.

@fargotua13

4 жыл бұрын

​@@Sinnbad21 I guess I'll start to rattle my jewelry...

@iwatchyoutube6539

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sinnbad21 that woman is obviously not british

I get anxiety when a room full of people starts "jazz handing" 🤐🤐

@robdon3472

4 жыл бұрын

"Jazz handing" isn't a term. It's jazzing your hands

@DekkarJr

4 жыл бұрын

When I got anxiety, I realize, well shit I didn't take my medication D:(

@robertmcdonald8042

4 жыл бұрын

I hate when there's no tissues and I get Jazz on my hands

@barringtonfisher87

3 жыл бұрын

I'd think I was having a fever dream & start screaming

Chris' different English accents are everything.

@jb400years4

4 жыл бұрын

The Revolution Will Not Be KZreadd Im like damn does he sit there and watch British tv for research on accents

@MrJonsonville5

4 жыл бұрын

They're at least something, that's for sure.

@jackthomas2865

4 жыл бұрын

The Revolution Will Not Be KZreadd it’s hilarious how much he sounds like Nigel Farage. He’s a British politician for those who might not know haha

@Usafpararescue96

4 жыл бұрын

Ayy I love that profile pic

@JohnDoe-cd6ro

4 жыл бұрын

@@Usafpararescue96 Thanks brother.

"As soon as you say jazz handsss you lose the argument. Even if the argument is about jazz handsss" Damn right

I don’t think these people are real at this point

@Kbwintyy

4 жыл бұрын

Primomemo C they just don’t have anything better to do lol

@lavenderllamamusic

4 жыл бұрын

i think it starts and ends in college campuses tbh. i have yet to meet anyone like this in actual public

@CorbCorbin

4 жыл бұрын

Iain Sinfield So, they call the police and report clapping?

@kamwalker6296

4 жыл бұрын

We really are in a simulation but when they change reality you're attacked by crazy people instead of agents #MatrixReferenceJokr

@pjmathison9787

4 жыл бұрын

Lavender Llama good point. It’s just the craziest people make the best tv by triggering both sides. It’s like when news says that twitter exploded when like 4 people retweeted something and after becomes national news everyone’s getting upset on both sides forgetting that like 4 people retweeted it at the start

pretty sure people with sensory processing issues severe enough that clapping causes a complete meltdown, arnt going to concerts.

"Everyone in the room is a little bit more dumb, for having heard what she said"

Should we ban hands? Hands are at the root of clapping, pointing, bird-flipping, nose-picking and other offensive behavior

@evanabbott2737

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, they’d totally agree with that! Cause they’re INSANE.😑🖕

@prisonmike729

4 жыл бұрын

At this point I wouldn’t doubt they just ban everything

@robertjohnson8250

4 жыл бұрын

next they're going to ban toilet paper & wiping your own ass because it's offensive to amputees or people w/birth defects.... OH, and concerts & music in public places should be banned too!

@gavinedit8722

4 жыл бұрын

Also used to abused WoMeN - PRO HANDS IS ANTI WOMEN!

@suburbantaco

4 жыл бұрын

Take it all the way man, just kill everyone! No more suffering

But how will blind people know what’s going on? Do we have to say “JAZZ HANDSSSS” when we do it? I’m not gay enough for that yet.

@ItsNessaTho

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤦🏾‍♀️

@joegadberry3924

4 жыл бұрын

Keyword...yet

@dominickschrute3084

4 жыл бұрын

Well if its not too gay for archer.... m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/doGqqJVtaZDYf84.html

@petesahad3028

4 жыл бұрын

I immediately imagened Peter Griffin go, "JAZZ HANDSSS!" 😂

@troyray7136

4 жыл бұрын

Idk why but I read “jazz hands” in nick swardsons voice

Cuz clapping is the Brit’s most serious issue going on

@ronniew945

4 жыл бұрын

Stabbing

@TheDantheman12121

4 жыл бұрын

@@ronniew945 Nah clapping trumps stabbing. A few months ago a woman and man murdered two of her children. She tried to murder them all and this is what gets the coverage. it is the sickest shit i have heard in a long time and clapping is what gets the coverage. Look it up it was in sheffield.

@steroe7965

4 жыл бұрын

Ambrose yep. Right near me. It was her and her half brother she was fucking

@TommyLeeHeane

4 жыл бұрын

Cool bobby! Ya got us. Brexits pretty important too you dunce.

@TheDantheman12121

4 жыл бұрын

@@steroe7965 My son goes to hartley brook and that morning i had to walk from top of road cus police where there blocking the road off. The first thing that was reported on it by any news came from me as i contacted them asking if they knew what was going on. Obviously this is before we knew what happened. The shit i have read in the paper about what happened will haunt me for a long time.

"You did it Nigel."

@coriderlukeyboy72

4 жыл бұрын

Cnupoc one note nigel

If they can’t handle the sound of applause, they definitely can’t handle being in a theatre, concert, cinema etc.

I’m laughing at the thought of thousands of people all silently jazz handing Chris as he enters his comedy special. “Ladies and Gentlemen, Chris D’Elia!” (Soft flapping sounds as he quietly walks out on a creaky stage)

@covertkings3529

4 жыл бұрын

Peepums Gum LMAO 😂😂😂

@bkw1133

4 жыл бұрын

🤣 howling

@topsecret5110

4 жыл бұрын

@baby bean _ if I heard you say that to my face, I wouldn't call you crazy

@moralebooster8437

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha a creaky stage!!

@julianjefferson8135

6 ай бұрын

Hilarious

It seems like chris is fighting with an imaginary person across from him.

@reyd.8439

4 жыл бұрын

It's a mirror

@DaygoG

4 жыл бұрын

It's his British mate, cheers.

@georgeianta2088

4 жыл бұрын

Of course, they could just get up on stage and say "Hi Xeveryone!"

@ejhqqtetjha

4 жыл бұрын

He often does.

If jazz hands were implemented 70 years ago, Ray Charles would've killed himself thinking his music was really bad.

Chris sounds just like Russel Brand when he does the British accent 😂

@williammerritt6937

4 жыл бұрын

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

@red_boum

4 жыл бұрын

he sounds like a half deaf elderly man

@UnbelievablyGauche

4 жыл бұрын

And he IS Bill Hicks when he does his own accent.

@khakimzhanmiras

4 жыл бұрын

British accent should be banned because it’s a) a reminder of the oppressive British empire b) is a personal attack on me and my midwestern accent

@MartinEiken

4 жыл бұрын

Well to be fair, Chris was trying to sound like the most obnoxious, pseudo-intellectual british person imaginable, and Russell Brand is that guy

The impression of that guy that kept going “oh gosh” hit me on a different level. Also spot on accents. One note Nigel was perfect.

“What if she said tasers,tasers and we throw bologna at your face” lmao

@ChevyLaxMan

4 жыл бұрын

Dissapointed I had to scroll this far down to thumbs this up

@SacForCaius

4 жыл бұрын

Not gonna like because 69 likes, but big fan

Petition to have Chris do an English accent for an entire podcast Sign here______

@zking2929

4 жыл бұрын

JOHN HANCOCK

It’s time to replace clapping with synchronized farting.

@TwiggehTV

4 жыл бұрын

YES.

@toddgarver5397

4 жыл бұрын

The first one to shart ruins it for everyone lol

@DekkarJr

4 жыл бұрын

@@toddgarver5397 Welp. I ruined it for everybody ! D:< shit mah chair just now

@waledali434

4 жыл бұрын

This is offensive to Jews since they have bigger nostrils

@jcbsalexyahoo

3 жыл бұрын

i wish i could fart on command. more then anything

People with purple or green hair are not to be taken seriously.

@ethanp9068

4 жыл бұрын

Truest comment I’ve seen

@jessiewalker8547

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@chilibronson7921

4 жыл бұрын

Incels that think they're Joker mad af right now

@barrjag

4 жыл бұрын

Wow that’s racist against people with different hair colors. How’s it feel being a bigot???? Your an outcast to society. Racist

@alexchalko3488

4 жыл бұрын

But they're expressing their individuality man...

Who's down with me to get a whole audience to only do jazz hands at Chris all show long?

@ashvsthedeadite6091

4 жыл бұрын

I wish you all the luck that world!

@dominictrento8770

4 жыл бұрын

let’s run it

@kwonj126

4 жыл бұрын

Just don't do it at ari's show he will dose you all

@JizzFloat

4 жыл бұрын

Let's go

@coolbreezelb5023

4 жыл бұрын

👐🏻

I'm in favour of getting rid of clapping. If we replace it with pointing and laughing.

@Eametsa

4 жыл бұрын

lol

This is the darkest timeline.

swear chris's english accent is getting better

@henrypollock7987

4 жыл бұрын

American russel brand

@DDRwoodwork

4 жыл бұрын

@@henrypollock7987 i don't know about that but i'm sure russel brand would make it to the log cabin

@laylarami2739

4 жыл бұрын

Makes him way hotter

@Yophillips3272

4 жыл бұрын

He sounds exactly like Ferris Buller's friend talking to the principal on the phone.

@domone8521

4 жыл бұрын

Really?

Hey if we’re replacing clapping I wouldn’t mind jazz-handsing them cheeks

@Jiff321

4 жыл бұрын

Im dead. lol

@mickyguy157

4 жыл бұрын

🤗

@FlorecentTurtle

4 жыл бұрын

legendary

@lavenderllamamusic

4 жыл бұрын

W

@toddgarver5397

4 жыл бұрын

I can make that ass clap

This video’s actual purpose was for Chris to work on his British Accent.

Honestly its the news. We use to ignore these people, not put them on tv.

@riotbat

4 жыл бұрын

But we live in the offended era. Your either offended by everything or you like watching people that are and then making fun of them for it. So the news puts them on time and time again because we keep watching it. We want to see how stupid people can really be. It's frustrating and hilarious and we all die inside a little every day.

@longleaf9943

4 жыл бұрын

@@riotbat Really good point. I guess we all need to shoulder some of the blame.

Looks like he does his podcast in a sauna. Like he waits for everyone to leave and the air to clear before he brings his mic in.

@allyreneeful

4 жыл бұрын

Hangs his sign up on the wall and gets started

@FlorecentTurtle

4 жыл бұрын

It’s just fucking all wood. Straight pine dude.

When Chris looks like a kid on Christmas in the thumbnail you know it's good

Imagine being at a concert, in a room of 10,000 people, all doing jazz hands..

Her argument knocked the wind out of that dude

Is this a British accent or a Russell Brand impression

She hasn't had a proper silly goose time yet. Show her the way

@wavetech_

4 жыл бұрын

I volunteer

How great would it be of someome in the studio clapped after she made that argument

I often find myself watching this. I’ve seen it prolly 30 times and i laugh my ass off everytime. Im on an escalator with ya Chris. Miss you

@dakillacharisma

2 жыл бұрын

Just relistened to this after over a year. Holy shit I am right there with you. This shit is too funny

I can't hear the guy saying "OOh" and its making m'blood boil

Ban clapping? Finally catching up to Callens stand up shows

@iwatchyoutube6539

4 жыл бұрын

You mean schaubs lol?

@shanemeyer7989

4 жыл бұрын

Well, Callen is the oldest person in the world. Makes sense.

@carlosmembreno7831

4 жыл бұрын

Burn 🔥

@MANWITDABAG

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

She shouldn't come to Italy: we clap and cheer for ANYTHING

@mariosdimos2402

4 жыл бұрын

Ma che stai a di

@miriaminverardi1260

4 жыл бұрын

@@mariosdimos2402 Personalmente ho notato che in Italia, rispetto a molti altri paesi, si applaude/fa casino molto di più: si applaude quando l'aereo atterra, si suona il clacson quando si vede l'auto di due sposi, addirittura nel mio corso di studi si applaude alla fine del corso di ogni professore. Non so, probabilmente abbiamo solo esperienze diverse

imagine being at a rock concert. Yeah, clapping is what’s going to set someone off. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ It’s like a 6 year old came up with this

The potential look on that ladies face when someone whistles with their fingers, keeps me going to events.

They do this all the time this show, they get guests on to talk about issues that they know aren't even debated but they know enraging people over superficial topics is the easiest way to get views.

So i can't clap in a room of 100 people because ONE person may have issies with loud noises? Yep.

@jamiem9843

4 жыл бұрын

Sound about right. Even tho you'd think people that have these issues probably wouldn't attend events like that in the first place. Clapping isn't the only loud thing that happens. The whole program is probably loud.

When Chris gets to do his British voice, it’s always a good thing 👍🏼

You really need to do more reactions to some of the debates on that program 😂😂

@chadedward5009

4 жыл бұрын

Chief Ebans it would be a shame if he didn’t react to that haha

Chris’ English accent is a decent mick jagger impression lol

"We don't clap here" 😂🤣

@mcmacshalfilya

4 жыл бұрын

I applaud your comment 👏

It's been less than a week since this episode came out but I've already been saying "you did it Nigel" whenever I accomplish the most plain of tasks

Wouldn't it be great if they had a live audience, and every time she ended a sentence they all clapped. She'd be confused as to if they were on her side or messing with her xD

As a brit I Loved the British accent Haha. "You know what I mean" Spot on 👌🏻

"I PICKED A SIDE" imitate Ad! Don't know if that was on purpose but a great cut!

Chris never got picked for kickball as a child.

Your british accent and dolphin impressions are really good.

Lmao " yeah that's smart, she's real smart.." 😂

never trust anyone who moves their head around in an aggressive manner while explaining anything, they are BSC.

@fabiowarlock

4 жыл бұрын

@Tomie Do you see how she moves her head?

@fabiowarlock

4 жыл бұрын

@Tomie I don't know

@dasgoofinhiemer5039

4 жыл бұрын

bat shit crazy

How do you not have 1million + subs??? I’m in stitches bro!! 🤣🤣🤣

DEAD AT 6:06 LOL!!

When I argue that free will doesn’t exist, I often end up giving the same final answer... “life rips”

Might be one of the funniest clips congratulations has had

I agree let’s get rid of clapping for hand jobs.

Imagine a live football game with no cheering or clapping, just the sound of the ball and a bunch of jazz hands

@handofgod9386

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll bring my taser and bologna just wishing a muthafucker would clap!

@shanemeyer7989

4 жыл бұрын

Top hats would check out tho

You are quite funny Sir...seriously. I watch your vids almost everyday and eryday u make me laugh

@karlmoody4891

4 жыл бұрын

Are you a fucking Brit?

I appreciate you going in with a blank slate and not immediately looking to prejudge the clearly wrong side. You give a chance for the argument, and I respect that.

I just love how his British accent for the guy saying “oh” sounds just like Thurston Howell from Gilligan’s island 😂 I was expecting him to randomly call someone “lovey”

By a sign of jazz hands let’s see who the winner is

The amount of times he paused/cut that video wow my blood pressure shot up

@cameronlowrey9371

4 жыл бұрын

Ive only seen a few of his videos but i noticed that too. Chris seems to do that alot and its super irritating. He has some decent content but im not sure its healthy for me to keep watching his stuff. I dunno maybe ill just never watch him again, maybe i will. 3 seconds, talk, rewind, talk 3 seconds talk, rewind, talk 3 seconds.....

Dude you had me in tears last night cacklin like a mad man in my garage. Bro. Do not stop this podcast 😂😂😂😂😂

There’s been construction outside my apartment for weeks, I need to go out there and tell them to stop building with loud equipment and start using jazz hands. I’m sure it will go well.

Once I saw the lady with purple hair it explains everything for me

Presenter: She was diagnosed with autism when she was 23 Chris: Cool.. Omg Chris, it's that subtle comedy that fucking kills me. Man you are good to watch :)

@tpconstruction9536

4 жыл бұрын

You look like luka magnotta

Just started watching these videos the last few weeks, classic banter

4:32 I was so offended by how hard she placed her hands together. For a second I thought she was going to clap. 👏

There is a revolutionary invention called earplugs!

I struggle with using a spoon and require everyone to eat their soup with chopsticks. We don't use spoons here, sir.

@BrekkaJones24

4 жыл бұрын

As a one in a million double amputee I require that every human being on this planet stop using things with their hands and literally change human civilization back to what it was in the stone age. Because m'virtue and m'notanazi

@melissak8892

4 жыл бұрын

@@BrekkaJones24 don't you WANT to be inclusive and make the world a better place?!!

8:21 you've been working on your Bart Krysnhler impression, pretty spot on man!

Let’s just all walk on eggshells for the rest of eternity in case someone gets frightened

I think Chris’s stand up is terrible but he’s hilarious when he’s acting natural on his podcast

@fumbles1294

4 жыл бұрын

Because stand up is dead.. All the good jokes are taken

@nathanm.8823

4 жыл бұрын

I'm the opposite.

@lyns5247

4 жыл бұрын

Nobody asked ya wet sock, turn ‘round

@cozycouchpro

4 жыл бұрын

Dylan lol irrelevant

@dylanlol3501

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie Hausfeld your parents named you Charlie

Completely silent audience waving their hands and smling. Another great reason to feel awkward on stage.

I’m just blown away at how well he can do a British accent

I absolutely love when he starts roasting "one-note Nigel" 🤣🤣🤣

I feel like Chris' English accent is mostly based on Guy Ritchie films haha

'Jazz hands' are offensive because they are not inclusive to all genres of music and body parts.

Aren't the places you go where tons of people are clapping are generally places where there are sounds LOUDER than an applause?!??!?!!

Fkn spit my water at "uhhok so I'm mad already" the moment anxiety came up, so fkn right😆

I love Chris’ English accents. “Nophing, nophing at awl!”

3:44 I thought we lost him there for a second.

Omfg can’t with the pause every 3 seconds lmao

Chris doing the intro over and over “Nothing at all and that’s that.” Fucking killed me.

Is this an actual arguement or is she just trying to be a massive troll?

4:44 that clapping sound you did triggerd me so hard. plz use jazz hands next time Chris

@handofgod9386

4 жыл бұрын

Somebody please tase him and throw bologna in his face!

@shanemeyer7989

4 жыл бұрын

Don't Tase Me and Throw Bologna on my Face, Bro!

7:16 "You did it Nigel" lmaooo

when he imitated the man w the british accent i was bawling. the only podcast that can make me burst with laughter at work. so fucking good. i wish he’d do a whole episode in that voice. the part when he said “i hope i’m dead before that implements” i cant stop thinking about it and laugh randomly

At this point i dunno if Chris is parodying Callen or Callen is parodying Chris...

“Jazz hands” are used to symbolize clapping in American Sign Language

@tylerwatson8722

4 жыл бұрын

why? cant they just see people clapping?

@ontariofarmer1336

4 жыл бұрын

@@tylerwatson8722 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😫🙏🙏🙏🙏

@TomahAwkDJ7

4 жыл бұрын

what about blind people lmao ?

I’m still here...... waiting.... for a new episode of “Congratulations.” Missing you, brother. I sure could use your humor right now.

You did it Nigel! 🤣🤣🤣

@ricardocastanheira9959

4 жыл бұрын

Ray Ednie 😂😂😂 the most british name on the planet too

@iwatchyoutube6539

4 жыл бұрын

@@ricardocastanheira9959 liam disagrees lol