"His wife said she's leaving... the flat screen." 😂🙉 I'm dead.

@mr.condoriano

4 жыл бұрын

I was in work when I watched that part... I cried loooooool

@komentuoks9797

4 жыл бұрын

more emojies next time

@Arms2

3 жыл бұрын

@@komentuoks9797 more bitterness next time

*ERROR: PRECHER.EXE has stopped working*

@brandonhanks8693

4 жыл бұрын

Mr MacGuffin lol

“The Lord was literally texting him to stop” Hahahahhahah had me dead

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" - Some mega preacher while checking his phone

@loganstriker2973

4 жыл бұрын

It's Perry Stone. He's Pentecostal. They're usually the weird and experiential type of Christian's.

@angellunsford2741

4 жыл бұрын

@@loganstriker2973 Not all of us! This guy's a FREAK.

@joshuadev4960

4 жыл бұрын

... I think the preachers are con men.

@bigtimber

3 жыл бұрын

@@angellunsford2741 it's a spectrum of weirdness. Yours is still fucking weird though. It's just your familiar weird. Weird for me is believing things for no good reason then letting someone else tell you what to think and say and do based on that poor reasoning.

@bigtimber

2 жыл бұрын

@Dan Wruck lol look again

100% thought he was joking about him checking his phone when I listened to the audio podcast

I lost it when he said limp bizkit

@spdadventurer1754

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@RobotronSage

Жыл бұрын

x'D

Should be titled "Preachers forget their stroke medication."

The Lord was texting him telling him what to say.

@Street-cj6cv

4 жыл бұрын

His wife reading the prayer cards

@cynthiaxwangcomedy

4 жыл бұрын

This is brilliant. And i feel people aren't appreciating how brilliant it is.

@christheiss4511

4 жыл бұрын

Somewhere, a theologian's head just exploded.

@laurants

4 жыл бұрын

Tad Ficus Catus Bro, you don’t have his number? It’s “In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit.”

@WhaattUpp

4 жыл бұрын

Think he sat on the keypad aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The first preacher literally said "ra-ta-ta" 1:55

@hgetu3366

4 жыл бұрын

he rapping Dr Dre lyrics

@brandycrain5046

3 жыл бұрын

Fufu lame shit he ain't wit it

This dude kills me when he going ahhhhhhhhhhh forever lmao

I’m crying. “VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM VROOM just shitted in my car”

People who experience poverty giving this vile human being their money. I’m heartbroken. Thanks for showing this.

D’Elia’s KZread search history: “preachers preaching”

Sounds like he's doing an impression of Chris doing an impression of a pastor at an olive garden.

I’m a Christian, and these clowns are ridiculous

@sukhbirdhillon9800

4 жыл бұрын

sooo they're just Christians

@dtalzic633

4 жыл бұрын

@@sukhbirdhillon9800 No, these guys aren't living biblically. They're just clowns like I said

@isaacpreven3693

4 жыл бұрын

D Talzic neither are you.

@isaacriddle5171

4 жыл бұрын

If you believe in ANY religion this man is no less ridiculous than you.

@daytimespider1268

4 жыл бұрын

@@isaacriddle5171 I hope you turn to Christianity I wouldn't want to be here after the rapture.

"Get new words" killed me! 🤣

@icu3869

Жыл бұрын

Except , why? Seems like moaning “ ooooooaaaaahalighluia….oooooooooah…ooooaay yes lord yes lord” is getting results…

The preachers aren't the problem. The people who go to see him and enable him are.

@doeyjiaz4798

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone in that building should be sterilized

@Daniilo11

4 жыл бұрын

How about both

@james5637

4 жыл бұрын

No they really are the problem.

@gusgrau3594

4 жыл бұрын

Frankie Rollins lets be fair. Many are the problem as well

@nolanpowers191

4 жыл бұрын

Ginger Ginger no, stupid people are the constant. You don’t blame the person walking alone at night for getting murdered, you blame the serial killer, because the murderer knows there will always be an easy target.

Every time D'Elia uploads a new clip... I pray I pray I pray, healing, healing, deliverance, deliverance, deliverance! A'men Ma'babies 🙏

@giovannimangone9763

4 жыл бұрын

Bless this SITUATION

@tazz347

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BelenPeralta1

4 жыл бұрын

Hallelujah 🙌🏽

@Briceon

4 жыл бұрын

A ZJ brother in the D'Elia comments? What are the chances lol. Aahhhhhhhhmen, ahhhhhhhh hallelujah

@Helloooooo

4 жыл бұрын

Beans greens potatoes tomatoes

Preacher: “Faith does not deny fact”. Chris: “Uh, yea it does actually”. 😂

Why did the first guy sound like an auctioneer

@patrickstar8271

4 жыл бұрын

Why? You're really asking why? Well I think because he speaks like an auctioneer

@juanhawsman244

4 жыл бұрын

@@patrickstar8271 how come?

@booty_hunter4207

4 жыл бұрын

@@patrickstar8271 that sure was the most unhelpful answer of all time

@venaustine4270

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO!

I love having Chris as my personal guide to social media and KZread. I’d be lost without him 😂

@rasarmusic1

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus Chris D’elia saves

I think the preacher has a Rick and Morty death crystal in his pocket ....

@doeyjiaz4798

4 жыл бұрын

Or a Tina Belcher ringtone

"the Lord was texting him STOP " 😂😂😂😂😂

Deliver us from DENTS LORD, make us DENTLESS in your sight O LORD

@dallaskline9615

4 жыл бұрын

Jacob Medford haha!!!

@82shamroc

4 жыл бұрын

Euhhhhmen

@StoneColdFox17

4 жыл бұрын

🙌🙌🙌

@adilmaghribi7024

4 жыл бұрын

To help with those dents i could biy you an expensive hammer which of course wouldnt make a fuckinnnnnnn rnrnrnnrrdennnnntt

@spdadventurer1754

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

That lady should sue the preacher for giving her cancer.

I lost it when he started playing master p 😂😂😂😂😂 "The lord is literally texting him "stop" that's why hes checking his phone" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

100% the noise when your dad loses his train of thought while struggling to read the text he just got. "Oh yeah and Joe was saying to me that he uh- uhhhhh- he said- uhhhh- yeah, halelujah"

"have your way"- sponsored by Burger King

Choked on dinner when... vruum buuum buuum limp biskit

“Yes Lord yes lord yesssss Lord hamalalabia ughhhhh yes Lord oooooooh.” Yeah that pretty much sums up evangelicals.

“He just pushed their faces in, how rude, and they still have rheumatoid arthritis” 🤣🤣🤣

5:02 I found my new ringtone and I will never use any other my whole life. Thx man

I remember in the 90's when Benny Hinn robbed the church of its offerings for like a $1,000,000+

I lost it when he starts doing scat man lmaoooo

“ Well that’s not far from what we are doing” killed meee hahaha miss u Chris ;(

Holy crap. I just discovered these videos. This is gold!!!!

5:02 I walked away from my phone and I actually thought this was the preacher still

First guy sounds like a malfunctioning computer

“Pffttt vrooooommm vroom pfft...I shitted it my carrrr” 😂😂 I literally choked on my broccoli 🥦

@johndelaney5173

2 жыл бұрын

You healthy af

@RobotronSage

Жыл бұрын

@@johndelaney5173 Hah!

Him: "Yes you do." Her: "No I don't" Him: "Yes you Do" Her: "No I don't" Him: "Yes you do..." Chris: "Childish"

@nelsonrosario2959

3 жыл бұрын

*audience laughs* Chis : “killing”

@icu3869

Жыл бұрын

I said, " yes you do" She said ,"no I don't" I said-Chris: 🤨"yeah, we GOT that part"....🤣🤣🤣

@icu3869

Жыл бұрын

And, what a compassionate, sensitive way to share devestating heath news:"Lady, You Have CANCER." singling her out in a packed stadium under sweeping spotlights, his voice amplified to the throngs of desperate, misguided dregs of society. "NO I Dont." " Yes you do." Into the mic TO HER FACE-( you know the rest) WTF! Not only does he create That horrifically callous scene, he's RETELLING it after having years to reflect on whether a bit more tact, diplomacy, dignity or respect could have made more sense....NOPE! Lord, no, amen. What a mindless, soulless, predatory revolting piece of sh!t egomanianiac con man. If there's a hell, that's where he belongs, because I swear I'm witnessing Satan here.

Scammers taking your money. They know exactly what they are doing.

one of the funniest clips ever , almost got a hernia from laughing !

I accidentally waited in line with my friend's for three hours to go to a Benny Hin thing.. Thought it was a concert, but turns out i had a silly goose time in stock just for me.

I always thought commanding God to "touch this" was a bit racy. Bold even.

@Goldenvibesss

4 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Tilmon lol

I love it when they start speaking in tongues. Have you ever noticed they say the same nonsense syllables? "Shaba laba baba daba laba dada ding dong!"

@sea_9002

4 жыл бұрын

Tal Moore cause they’re conmen, they don’t actually care about people who have faith in their beliefs

@twistedtay7685

4 жыл бұрын

Solid zack and cody reference

@REAPER3fitty

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah man they all use the same basic and generic sounds. Been in the church most of my early life and it was always "ohhh ladaba shadaba shanta la shantaladaba"

2021 can’t wait for Chris to be back on his podcast! Funniest pod aside from king and the sting

Haha love how he's finding a new flow @ 5:23 and starts to enjoy it even more lmao

Im glad im in lockdown only because i have free time to watch comedy. D'Elia is hilarious.

The last 15 seconds of this video is the best.

@rasarmusic1

4 жыл бұрын

M e t a

“Rum bubada didley didley oh oh oh” I’m dead😂😂😂

Chris you are Absolutely Amazing This shit had me rolling🤣 Great job Chris omg I was LMFAO 🤣

Just listened to the part where Chris goes in while trying to cross a busy 4 lane highway on foot... Laughed so hard I wouldn't have cared if it went horribly wrong lol.

I could watch Chris watch videos all day

I laughed very hard when he started doing Scatman

The way I see it. Chris went in on em EASY. I mean, he REALLY could have ripped them apart.

I was waiting for someone to yell "SOLD"

I laughed way too hard at this! 😂💀

This was the funniest 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 shit ever. I was in a whole other room and heard you going off I bust out laughing 🤣 I'm a fan

He just had to quickly log into RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

@hgetu3366

4 жыл бұрын

lmfao

@MrSpqr84

4 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

Spat my coffee out at the Skat Man bit

“Eeeuuuuhhhhhhhhhh, rubata darrata dembapara.”

@theshapeexists

4 жыл бұрын

Lemme hear ya say!

so funny ! it makes my day literally !

12:05 ugh when that text came up on the screen, my faith in Canada got jolted

You had way too much fun at 5:03 😂

That seaquest joke got me good!

My death certificate will say "cause of death: Chris D'elia". I laugh so hard I can't breathe! Too many times I have to pause the video so I don't fckin die!

Meanwhile Jesus is like 🤦🤦 what are these things

lol I lost it when you said garth brooks

The first guy sounds like he’s hosting a bidding war

@mahimmurulya5802

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Says the one guy looks like he should be on SeaQuest! That's awesome! That was great show.

love the honesty at the end Chris. also... potion seller

Is that an Olive Garden bar? Sea quest with the talking dolphin was the best

The Jeff Foxworthy Starter Kit 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead

First guy sounds like he was reading one of my papers i used to write in college trying to get to the word count 😂

First ad was a preacher selling DVDs

The first dude in the Benny Hin video with one of the greatest bumps in history WWE needs to hire him immediately

Honestly this makes me want to take a 3 month holiday to Jerusalem fucking around and then just earn mega bucks hosting one of these and retiring with Bernies slogan "no refunds"

the quick hallelujah sounds like chris' kawhi leonard laugh

8:57 The Lord has nothing to do with Blazers .... I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂

That groan is the sound I make when I have diarrhea.

"Everyone he's doing it to looks like Jeff Foxworthy." lmao Lost my miiiind

Uuuhhh you're gonna knock his screen cubes down!!

This made me laugh so hard. Dang!!!

When people ask me what my issues are I tell them I grew up watch Benny hinn.

The music in the background of the Benny Hin jacket slap thing sounded like it was straight out of the Lion King

The random table wipe 😂

To be fair all of our brains make that same noise inside when we're checking text and emails.

bro its like the Joker fucking sprayed laughing gas and my face is stuck in perpetual laughter. THANKS CHRIS. Now how am I supposed to go to bed?

Pentecostals everywhere: 😡

LOLL!! Don’t act like we don’t know you were inspired by Snow at 5:30 diddily diddily wooooaaahh

Rumbarraram-Limp Biskit-rumbarrambam lol this killed me

More Chris D'elia Reacts!

I need Chris to attend one of this guy's services & document it

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in WEEKS

Getting texts from his wife saying she’s Leaving him HAHA 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

The power of suggestion.

So damn funny! 🤣

The first guy sounds like he's poorly and pointlessly cheering for the Chiefs 😂

Lol first dude sounds like he’s about to announce the crabby patty as it slowly moves closer to the screen

I'm dead😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Kanye needs that coat!