This is Chris at his best, truly.

@yazziridis

2 жыл бұрын

I'm laughing so hard omg

@chassiex3

2 жыл бұрын

Truly!!!!!!!😬

@SewerTapes

2 жыл бұрын

Well sure, because Chris at his worst would be a direct violation of KZread's TOS, and they'd have to replace him with Tig Notaro.

@damann9076

2 жыл бұрын

Poop jokes are the highest form of comedy, so yes I agree

@wynnvannorman4391

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

“I’ll allow it” …. I’m dying 🤣

The judge: "I'll allow it.. I want to see where this goes.."

@julialee143

2 жыл бұрын

💀

@swisscheeseplease97

2 жыл бұрын

I’ll allow it 😏

Chris's Johnny depp impression is almost a Charlie sheen impression lol

"ill allow it" lol that judge having the time of her life

I was listening to this while working out and literally fell on my face while doing push-ups from laughing

@WesleyB-Rook

2 жыл бұрын

I was banging three chicks and literally forgot to pull out from laughing

@Didztr

2 жыл бұрын

Dude there should be a disclaimer before listening to his podcast

“Did she shit on her feet a little bit”

"Talking about rolling the dice with your anus!" I'm dying 🤣

The credits, M.A.S.H. theme, holding your nose. Broke a rib laughing.

Amber just wanted to give Johnny a chocolate croissant.

Not only shitted on his bed but was blaming the poor dogs 😂

Embarrassed by how many times I’ve seen this clip already, but I can’t stop laughing.

@dylangreen2443

Жыл бұрын

I come back to it every second week hahahah

After having a tough day, this video made me laugh so hard...Thanks Chris! 😃

She shit in his bed and went to Coachella🤣😂🤣😂

@oscillatewildly6553

Жыл бұрын

Yeah you'd expect that to be the other way round! Got drunk, took shrooms MDMA, got home, took a shit on the bed ... That would have been more believable than her Tea Cup Yorkie leaving the "grumpy"

This is the only trial analysis that matters on the internet. Late but important.

“I’ll allow it” 😂😂

This needed a live audience. Amazing work

The Chris we all love. Keep ‘em coming. Let’s build that cabin.

"You really shit the bed on this one" is now "You really Amber Hearded this one"

@Bigjshifty08

2 жыл бұрын

hahahaha true daT

I’ve never laughed so fucking hard in my life 😂

Chris always on point with these takes, hilarious

I vote Chris to represent the collective consciousness of mankind.

@susang1107

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@lewiepostalone8776

2 жыл бұрын

Everything would just be covered in sperms and laughed off, Where do I sign

@euphorvic

2 жыл бұрын

Why, dudes sick

@AProudDad

2 жыл бұрын

@@jacktaylor8107 Bro... what?

@AProudDad

2 жыл бұрын

@@lewiepostalone8776 just sign this imaginary paper in front of your face and then make a whistle noise, please be prepared for a silly goose time

Chris out here asking the real questions we all want to know... "How did she shit in the bed?"

@CharlieKling7

2 жыл бұрын

That has 100% crossed my mind

@thewind6047

2 жыл бұрын

Everybody wants to know lmao, I think she laid on her back and just sprayed

@franksanchez7154

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

@palaksingh8149

2 жыл бұрын

@@thewind6047 🤣🤣🤣Ahahahaha I’m dyin’

"She Regular-Ovened It." 😂 Lol

I love that his Liam Neeson and Johnny Depp voice is the same! This was the highlight of the whole case.

His Depp impression kinda sounds like Charlie Sheen lol

The MASH credits had me howling!

I loved when she tried to blame a giant shit on a 3lbs toy Yorkie. Like first the shit was bigger than the dogs bowels, but I really want to know how the dog pulled up the blankets and made the bed after. The maid didn’t find the shit until she pulled the blankets back to change the sheets.

@kimkhamis6420

Жыл бұрын

Amber's f#cked up supporters literally blamed Johnny, the dog, and made up all kinds of stories just so Amber doesn't take the blame. They never question her actions or her lies as of now I am convinced they are just like Amber "vile & evil witches".

I've heard chris say a whole bunch that he doesnt like impressions or doing impressions but everytime he does one its seem to be the best fucking impression I've ever heard

Amber at the end of credits was chefs kiss 🤣

"Well this case sure shit the bed, if ya know what I mean"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

I’m so glad I found this channel lol Chris you’re so great. stay unfiltered man

Dude’s impression of Johnny Depp is on point 😂

This is why we watch Chris.

never laughed so hard. funniest 9 minutes on KZread.

“Did you funk in my bed?” Hahaha I lost it

s'gunna leeak

Hahahahah so funny i just watched this because i saw your video from other channel imitating JD in a calm manner....that was so hilarious. Watching from the Philippines!!!!

Chris is a legend so fkin funny even his camera crew has them dying 😂😂

Good seeing Chris back on top. If any geezer knows what its like to be on the wrong end of nasty conniving crazy women its Chris. Society in general is far too fast to take what women say as the truth.

Hahaha I can’t live without these videos bro 🤟🏼

Amber Heard dropped a huge log on Johnny Depp’s side of the bed 🪵 😂

i believe you were looking for CONVECTION OVEN LMFAOOOOOOO

Starling Jenkins the protector 😂

I’m kind of impressed at his Johnny Depp impression

Lmao Amber Turd FORREAL!!! 😂

I'll allow it...

Dude the end credits killed me😂😭

Never knew Chris could impersonate "The God" so good!! 🤣

Oh dude, frig you make me laugh. Thank you

best one yet bro!

I just keep coming back for this🤣

We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert... When Amber Heard shit the bed....

When he started moving his arms i lost it

'Sgonna come out' 'Sgonna Leak' hahahah

Imagine johnny depp walking into the bedroom and just going, "huh...there is a shit in the bed... oh jeeez"

First time I smiled/laughed all day Thank you

@VulcanM61

2 жыл бұрын

username is true and checks out 👍

Literally cried laughing at the funking in the bed part

I have been repeating this wayyy too much

Dying over the MASH theme 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Firing on all syllables

Hahahaha regular over. U funny man

There needs to be a skit show based on all of these Delia deals!

Chris has an excellent Joker laugh 😂

Chris, this is hilarious

Chris is so Awesome. I love ya Man.

Dude, actually hilarious

“Did you funk in my bed?” Lmaooo

Ill allow it 😂😂😂😂😂 HES BACK

“wow…feces ya know?” 😂

Dude MASH is your funny credits music every time I figured it out. Another tool in the toolkit. Sun dial.

“ Nothing like rolling the dice with Uranus”

This why I watch the podcast

The fucking credits im crying

I swear to God, Chris is a sitcom turned into a person

When he is on top form, he’s right up there with best

1:18. Regrettably based on my own past experience. Amber was so coked n mollied up all the time she could guarantee a solid shit. Drugs do that,

It’s gonna leak 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Industrial size ovened it 😂😂

If she’s on pills she knew it was coming out hard. Lol

“regular oven’d it”

*Dutch Oven Brownies* Missed opportunity

I’ll allow it😂😂

This is pure fucking gold 😂

Sgonna leak like the doodoo haha

brah you've done weirder lmaoo

“it’s gonna leak”

“S’gonna leak.” Lol. Idk how AH thought the 💩➡️🛏 story/photo wouldn’t leak. And with a name that rhymes with “turd,” she was asking for a permanent rebranding of her name. She really thought she’d ride the MeToo wave into eternity - and she did for a while, but her Amber waves of pain finally came crashing down all around her... and it was incredible to witness.

You neeed to keep going with this shit, like on daily crazy shit thats going on, to wake some ppl the fuck up with your REAL commentary. love ya xo

Bro Jhonny said it was “ Human Figal matter”😂

I'll allow it 🤣🤣🤣

I guess you could say Amber Heard really "Chris D'Elia'd" the bed

Scunna leak is my favorite now

I need to see a Johnny depp reacts to this sooner than later. Hell piss himself at the last 15 seconds

YOURE THE GOAT

i too have many questions about the poop

Hey. Cha doing. Chahhhh doing? Give me the crowd work funny man. May the spin move be with you.

That is true about the soft poo conundrum. I know I’ve been fooled by what I expected to be a seemingly solid BM plenty of times.

the thing is im p sure he did talk about this when it came out back then

can you do 80s action stars voices again🤣🤣🤣🤣????