Chris D'elia DISRESPECTS HIS SURROUNDINGS for 25 Minutes Straight
Chris D'elia compilation in which he totally disrespects his surroundings, including Bryan Callen and Brendan Schaub
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@huntreboy2 жыл бұрын
Chris is really at his funniest when he is fucking with Bryan in my opinion.
@blahblahblah9880
2 жыл бұрын
And vice versa for callen
@erikfrankfurt4650
2 жыл бұрын
Listen to Ten Minute Podcast.
@ticalhezzy1692
2 жыл бұрын
It's undeniable
@soowoo2246
2 жыл бұрын
facts
@myhatmygandhi6217
2 жыл бұрын
It's the only time he's funny.
@justincase37722 жыл бұрын
"you better be in a lab coat because you're talking about glycogen "😂😂
@NYGRLINTN
2 жыл бұрын
Probably the funniest line 🤣🤣🤣
@colonelspicymustard
2 жыл бұрын
@@NYGRLINTN glad to know i can dip this early
@MythicalButtStabber
2 жыл бұрын
Real life DR. Cox from scrubs
@bjorknasty2870
2 жыл бұрын
It's the valley-girl head bobbing that killed me 😂
@martin..3700
2 жыл бұрын
@@MythicalButtStabber Was thinkin the exact same!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@jgray18312 жыл бұрын
“They’re not full white, they’re not *full* white, but that doesn’t matter” Almost spat out my cereal lmao
@gubberfuck
2 жыл бұрын
"Why you gotta make it a racial thing?" "No, I'm saying it doesn't matter"
@jon4715
2 жыл бұрын
Legitimately funny joke. Off the cuff, better than anything he's written.
@Jon--Jones
2 жыл бұрын
Too bad his stand up cant just be reenactments of these clips
@yungblod8975
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jon--Jones his whole comedy career is preforming for young college kids and wealthy California's that are outta touch with reality so that's who he caterers too it's just like how most Boston comedians caterer to the blue collar working class
@jgray1831
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jon--Jones check out his 20 minute crowd work he just posted on his channel, just watched it and he seems like he’s trying to be less rigid and more loose with his comedy then you’ll see on his Netflix specials. Makes sense considering he does now have a big following of people who care about listening to him via podcasts, which are inherently very loose.
@jackhopkins5956 Жыл бұрын
The fact he answered the phone with "so..." before he even knew he was on the pod is hilarious😂
@mclovin9151
Жыл бұрын
Well yes it was funny, but he DID know he was gonna be on the pod. This is a show and things like that are scripted
@kja6336
Жыл бұрын
@@mclovin9151 lmao no it’s not, standup is pods arent
@maebandy
Жыл бұрын
A comic who regularly boomerangs bullshit out into the universe knows what's coming back. You don't have to plan a bit to know how to play one.
@mclovin9151
Жыл бұрын
@@kja6336 you think these people don’t think of ways to make the show more entertaining? And that it requires scripting? It’s only about money, it’s not about “pods are real and standup is scripted” If they have the opportunity to script it then they will
@kja6336
Жыл бұрын
@@mclovin9151 dude they do like 100 pods a year, calling someone unknowing is more entertaining than telling them to say something for the camera. No one in their right mind has enough time to set up a script for an hour long convo 😂
@7elEvan12 жыл бұрын
I hope people appreciate what Bryan does to bring out the best in Chris
@jeroenverbeeck7925
2 жыл бұрын
from the first day the 10 min pod started, their dynamic between eachother is very clear and obvious for their fans i believe
@7elEvan1
2 жыл бұрын
@@jeroenverbeeck7925 I didn't pick up on everything Bryan does to set up his bits for a while, including making himself into a measly punching bag for Chris' narcissistic character. Thought he just was a punching bag for real. But he knows exactly how to get Chris going
@SpringsPoland
2 жыл бұрын
He needs it
@M1keFoxxx
2 жыл бұрын
It's crazy that they're not friends. Only went to dinner together once.
@blhu_oce
2 жыл бұрын
Pre sure Bryan ditched him completely during the whole "thing" w Chris, he touched on it a few times on his podcast. Now Chris is back and thriving, they're creating occasional content again. They were never "real" friends based on that alone, it's just business and Bryansssssskuda
@Yo.ops.livin7112 жыл бұрын
Chris looks like a real life Rick and Morty character
@ajbarrett8169
2 жыл бұрын
Look up his halloween costume from this year lol
@CarlosRodriguez-rm5yq
2 жыл бұрын
He really do
@Lunatic5306
2 жыл бұрын
Like the jelly bean king?
@lasvegascrisis
2 жыл бұрын
Chris's patreon is the best!! if you dont have it you're really missing out
@peter_pjp7894
2 жыл бұрын
@@ajbarrett8169 he looks like Garret Bobby Ferguson from regular show
@jgray18312 жыл бұрын
Chris and Bryan’s comedy formula Chris: *does something* Bryan: “don’t do that” Chris: *does it again but with more insanity added*
@pur-xs8oj
2 жыл бұрын
Dagestan
@Max-yo5kn
Жыл бұрын
@@pur-xs8oj lmao thank u
@sunnybeachwalks4k2022
2 ай бұрын
Bryan has a hard on for Chris 😂
@caleighhraee2 жыл бұрын
Chris going “OOPS though cuz I was talking” kills me every time. But the champion of it all is “yeah I fuckin disrespected ya, ON YA OWN POD!” 😂
@mitchluciano5973
2 жыл бұрын
“ON YA OWN *POD’N”
@floweuphoria69420
2 жыл бұрын
Have you seen when he talks about Johnny Depp during his recent trial STILLNESSSSSS
@guitarest4524522 жыл бұрын
Every time I see Schaub I think about the time Theo said "You always look like you were stung by bees" hahaha
@edwardwestover8829
2 жыл бұрын
Or when theo said brendan looks like he rides a horse with one leg on one side😭😭😭
@Bocheltree802
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he looks particularly bloated at times lol
@DjDoxastic
2 жыл бұрын
@khronosfateless Yeah!
@masdavis236
2 жыл бұрын
"You look like your name is Dave buster" -theo to Schaub
@AGfrom83
2 жыл бұрын
You gotta tighten up man, you're gonna get diabetes!
@gbpackers55782 жыл бұрын
“Is it THOUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!” D’Elia at his comedic peak 🤣🤣
@dickhitswater4836
Жыл бұрын
I can’t stand Chris but that whole bit was pure gold and nailed those dooshbags down to a T!
@Curse442 жыл бұрын
Chris D'Elia might not be a funny standup comedian, but he sure as hell is the funniest sitdown comedian on the planet.
@brucecanzoli3423
Жыл бұрын
this comment is underrated
@Curse44
Жыл бұрын
@@brucecanzoli3423 Thank you, you brought tears to me eyes. Finally someone is putting some respect on my name!
@justinjackson7688
Жыл бұрын
@@Curse44 He is also one of the best groomers of underage women on the planet. Basically wrote the book on it.
@themilkman271
Жыл бұрын
Theo Von is typing….
@greendholia5206
Жыл бұрын
@@themilkman271 theo von and chris should have a battle
@mattm89322 жыл бұрын
Callen is a tremendous facilitator of comedy
@majesticpbjcat7707
2 жыл бұрын
He sets em up, and Chris spikes the shit out of em. They're a stellar comedy duo
@BobSmith-lu5ug
2 жыл бұрын
@@majesticpbjcat7707 settle down ladies
@majesticpbjcat7707
2 жыл бұрын
@@BobSmith-lu5ug edgy
@viralarchitect
2 жыл бұрын
It's a shame that he himself is so unfunny
@Kal-El207
2 жыл бұрын
@@viralarchitect You know what else is sad? Someone with Architect in their name but they’re not an architect. And yes I am a god. Kiss my feet.
@AbrasionUK2 жыл бұрын
Chis' standup isn't that funny, but his banter is legitimately some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.
@JamesTaylor117
2 жыл бұрын
Hated his special, love his banter with the boys. I really don’t understand the discrepancy
@sethrydberg7981
2 жыл бұрын
Same way with Theo, dude's podcast appearances are A tier but his special was MEH
@anduin1
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is true for the majority of the new era of comedians. The podcast and banter with other comedians often is funnier than the specials they put out.
@RedditStoriesAITAH1
2 жыл бұрын
@@sethrydberg7981Tim Dillion at the top
@chinqlinq89
2 жыл бұрын
100%. Theo and Chris thrive in podcasts, but they both seem anxious and forced in their specials. Feel like their same jokes would do better if they slowed down and spoke like they were in an organic conversation rather than performing a SNL skit or at a late night show.
@mcappello302 жыл бұрын
Chris in conversation is unmatched. Honestly much funnier than his stand up
@space_10732 жыл бұрын
I like how they prepare to get Chris over the phone and he IMMEDIATELY takes control of the situation with a "so"
@Goofiest-Goober0h2 жыл бұрын
"Hes a grand wizzard" "He knows no magic" Gets me every single time.
@maxcr5937
2 жыл бұрын
lol ive listened to that a bunch of times and havent heard the 'he knows no magic' but i believe you because thats hillarious
@Zargabaath
2 жыл бұрын
@@maxcr5937 It's the first thing he says when they say "He's a grand wizard". He says it three times, actually. It's a great fucking line.
@mattemm4692 жыл бұрын
The racist Starbucks bit still kills me
@cleech74
2 жыл бұрын
The sound that Will makes @ 15:01 slays me every time. Trying to suppress his laughter so hard that it sounds like he had a stroke. Too funny.😂
@tomcruiiseship9461
2 жыл бұрын
Ya that was a good one. Miss those days
@Fowagain
2 жыл бұрын
And its one of the longest bits ever but well worth it 😂😂😂
@KULDSWET
2 жыл бұрын
too good 😂😂
@DatHombre
2 жыл бұрын
Seriously it's so cool how when we're all like 70/20yrs younger than Callen, we'll still be able to go back to that n TMP n still laugh our asses off.
@CycDestined2 жыл бұрын
Brendan is a master at repeating exactly what the previous comic already said..
@BipityBopity93
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Brendan is a master at repeating exactly what the previous comic already said..
@JoeyAPK
2 жыл бұрын
@@BipityBopity93 lmaoooooooooo
@kirbeybalan6019
2 жыл бұрын
He is dangerously tapping to Mencia level
@TheJCinator
2 жыл бұрын
Just repeating EXACTLY what he already saaid
@longballs17
Жыл бұрын
Eggsackly b
@surfingtexas2 жыл бұрын
"You arched your back like a Chiquita banana" right before he gets slapped 🤣🤣
@aghulk94462 жыл бұрын
"Oops tho right? Because I was talking" lmao
@Zedd5502 жыл бұрын
Bahahah Chris answering the phone with "So..?" is hilarious
@mazenmohamed30492 жыл бұрын
Bryan: “say one intellectual thing” Chris: “Dagestan” Spit my fucking drink out 🤣
@christaylor3998
2 жыл бұрын
He asked Chris I he ever read a book lol
@captaindeadpool2655
Жыл бұрын
It's funny because people from Dagestan actually speak their own language..........? I know it's weird. They have an extreme low IQ so they think that the sounds they're making is English. They're technically retarded. So Chris really put them on the map in an unfair way.
@eamonnkeenan83272 жыл бұрын
“I look like Avril Lavigne’s security” might be the first joke from Brendan that I heard Chris acknowledge
@ajjohn8729
2 жыл бұрын
Theo said that too him
@ChodeMaster
2 жыл бұрын
@@ajjohn8729 sounds like a theo joke
@dickhitswater4836
Жыл бұрын
I actually came to say Theo probably gave him that joke. He’s lucky Theo is such a good dude because all Brendan has ever done is repeat his stuff or try to bounce off it which he can’t. His friends gassed him up into thinking he was something because they all have this delusion that if you keep trying it’ll just happen, they forget they’re the lucky ones who had a little talent and a whole lot of luck.
@SeanLives
Жыл бұрын
@@ajjohn8729 hahaha fuck yeah that makes sense lol that was way too funny for Brendan to come up with
@adamdrakestudio2 жыл бұрын
"I don't understand why you guys are upset - you guys wanna get coffee you just come right in." Best line
@straightnobraker4677
2 жыл бұрын
lol
@bubsthecat3738 Жыл бұрын
D"elia with the " Is it thooouuuuuugh " is the greatest thing ever...
@gerryinkstains98762 жыл бұрын
Legend has it brendan still waiting for a cheese wrapped in salami
@santouchesantouche2873
Жыл бұрын
Daddy
@Gb23213
11 ай бұрын
Bro the look on his face was hysterical
@Milokitty-en5nb
7 ай бұрын
I really don’t understand why he thought that’d be funny. Right in the middle of Chris trying to get a joke in.
@xenophon89582 жыл бұрын
"is IT THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" "OOPS tho cuz i was TALKING, right?" im gonna steal all his shit for my day to day conversations
@chaztonwahilani53672 жыл бұрын
Chris Delia's standup is so underwhelming when you see how funny he really is on podcasts
@chinqlinq89
2 жыл бұрын
Him and Theo both. They’re amazing on podcasts but their specials are whatever IMO.
@darthpoop444
2 жыл бұрын
Kinda true. Andrew Schulz is one of the only comedians I think where his stand up and podcasts are both really funny
@lukegangl8644
2 жыл бұрын
@@darthpoop444 I think joes standup specials are pretty funny as well
@alexdunhill4271
2 жыл бұрын
@@lukegangl8644 hahahahahaha
@Reidweber14
2 жыл бұрын
@@chinqlinq89 theo has a good standup but he’s definitely funnier on his podcast
@mindfulninjaspodcast32682 жыл бұрын
That very first part absolutely killed me haha "you better be in a lab coat"
@dsmirnoff88072 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck. “Dagestan”… why tf did that shit make so much sense
@jumpingilly732
2 жыл бұрын
Just took everything Bryan stands for, rolled it up in a ball and said “Dagestan”
@JKhouri Жыл бұрын
This video is a great example of why Chris and Bryan need to have their own podcast. The funniest moments come from when they bounce off each other
@codyblake8888
6 ай бұрын
Done✅ No one listened🤷♂️ It’s fun every four months, when TFATK & Chris are blowing up, before unappealing allegations, but week after week..? It appears to be too much😪
@durn863 Жыл бұрын
Chris D'elia is a kind of comic that is far funnier off stage than on.
@Lukerichards182 жыл бұрын
This video should have been called “Chris Delia shiting on Bryan Callen for 25 minutes straight”
@riffhousestudios96
2 жыл бұрын
That’s the joke
@aidanford4285
2 жыл бұрын
"Brian callen setting up layups for Chris Delia left, right and center" more like it.
@notjosh2437
2 жыл бұрын
@@aidanford4285 they have good synergy for comedy
@CDSAfghan2 жыл бұрын
The racist starbucks is an incredible improv bit
@MrRentske
2 жыл бұрын
When the video started I hoped that bit was in it 😂
@TruckinRobbie2 жыл бұрын
"I don't know why you guys are so upset... like you could just come right in." 😂😂
@S1N1CAL Жыл бұрын
Dude that Glycogen bit never gets old lmao I laugh every single time.
@carsonlinde29612 жыл бұрын
I want a Callen/D’Elia/Theo/Bobby lee podcast so bad
@Gatapotata
2 жыл бұрын
Wild!
@samtarly9301
2 жыл бұрын
Take out callen and throw in santino
@unforsakenbacon8621
2 жыл бұрын
@@samtarly9301 Nah I say put em all in there lol
@Cowboys09WM
2 жыл бұрын
Take out Bobby Lee and add Santino
@akiohonma1306
2 жыл бұрын
@@Cowboys09WM you really think santino is funnier then Lee? Wow 🙃
@landonanderson48372 жыл бұрын
I love that he answers the phone “...So?”
@doctor_doom541 Жыл бұрын
Dude when Brian was talking about training and Chris said “training what, dolphins?” I lost it 💀💀💀
@mrcorpsman1232 жыл бұрын
"I'm spindley"
@clytnvgl2 жыл бұрын
Every time Chris deeply inhales, I know I’m gonna laugh hard as fuck.
@republicangenz
Жыл бұрын
you like him how he likes underage girls
@levidoll20572 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy the chemistry Chris and Brian have
@MrMcslammer1
2 жыл бұрын
They just click together man, somethin with the pheromones maybe? They do bang each other a lot I think after that first time they can just read eachother better
@Wangan280z2 жыл бұрын
I got to “is it thooooooo!?” And i had to shut it down from fear of bursting out in laughter at work lol
@joshonhisbullshit Жыл бұрын
Bryan is the best self deprecator. Always taking the Ls to get the laughs. Legend
@jonathanfletcher972 жыл бұрын
Chin’s laugh makes everything so much funnier lmao
@dominicsheldon
2 жыл бұрын
Yes! It's the best low-key assist
@jessaransford8866
2 жыл бұрын
Its my favorite to hear in the background on here and king and the sting. It makes me laugh harder the time😁
@matthewjohnson4540
2 жыл бұрын
Chin’s the man! Seems like he’s a good dude to hang with
@aaroneusjames23422 жыл бұрын
That first clip gave me old school vibes and made me feel warm inside.
@quepingabrothe Жыл бұрын
“Is it thoooouuugggghhhhh!!!” 🤣🤣 That will forever be hilarious
@sawyer4981 Жыл бұрын
Every time these two interact, you know it's gonna be a good time. Shit's funny as hell.
@bern82202 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize there's a Starbucks in my guestroom.......🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Gonko1002 жыл бұрын
That Avril Lavigne joke was actually good. Brendan. My man. Look at you.
@TheDavemcmenamy
2 жыл бұрын
he is pretty quiet unless hes with your girlfriend...
@princesssprinklesthecat4192
2 жыл бұрын
No it wasnt. Brendan is suing youtubers who make truth videos about him
@rakuencallisto
Жыл бұрын
Brendan is the definition of an above average looking jock with zero personality or charm, yet somehow chicks want him.
@Arcanecide
Жыл бұрын
@@princesssprinklesthecat4192 that doesn't mean he can't make a single somewhat funny comment.
@santouchesantouche2873
Жыл бұрын
Theo vons joke tho
@avlisc2 жыл бұрын
Schaub is literally the human embodiment of a water buffalo. “Give me some of your best cheese” wtf
@iamJaro117 Жыл бұрын
bruh at 1:27 that face with him drinkin the water, LMFAO bruh don’t gotta say nothin and i’m laughing cheeks over here
@anthonycarreira80452 жыл бұрын
The glycogen clip alone killed me lmaooo
@danielsmith97872 жыл бұрын
Bryan Callen is the best comedic wing man 😆
@jeremyrfk2 жыл бұрын
“Have you ever heard of a little thing called, ‘whatever the FUCK I WANT.”
@johannesteilmann66672 жыл бұрын
dialogues between Chris and Bryan can literally all be used in comedy films
@ruvimsemenyuk82242 жыл бұрын
Chris is the master of being painfully obnoxious , being the victim would suck but watching it is gold
@OtisB.Driftwood2 жыл бұрын
Byron Callens favorite thing to tell people: "say one intellectual thing"
@KaituoKid
2 жыл бұрын
Dagestan
@JafacaksWasTaken
2 жыл бұрын
ofgonistahn
@MegaDm87
2 жыл бұрын
Byron hu? Lol
@maverickd6214
2 жыл бұрын
@@MegaDm87 Byron? Hmmmm
@peted7891
2 жыл бұрын
DAGESTAN
@BmikeP2 жыл бұрын
The thing I love about Bryan is I've seen him stand up for himself and argue with people. That's why when he steps down and let's people lead bits and will let people rip him apart for comedy sake I find it so fucking funny. Great guy to be around I bet cause he's a silly goose
@shallowgrey2 жыл бұрын
Chris D'elia is like if Bender from Futurama came to life as an Italian-American comedian
@AdamSmith75th
2 жыл бұрын
God damn that’s so accurate
@kebokev7519
Жыл бұрын
That's really good man 👍
@stac1941
Жыл бұрын
Yes!!!! 😂😂😂😂
@weirdVampiress2 жыл бұрын
Chris saying Bryan was training dolphins, I ALMOST spat out of coffee 🤣😂🤣
@owenoaks14002 жыл бұрын
“There’s this new thing u should ingest it” “give me.. ALL of it”
@simoharjane782310 ай бұрын
He got me with the 🥼 😂
@buddaboomzie2 жыл бұрын
This was completely and utterly HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lukeg50512 жыл бұрын
He's a grand wizard. No, he knows no magic 🤣
@paulgallagher58892 жыл бұрын
Callen nearly SUFFOCATED HIMSELF with laughter!!! This is amazing. Periodt.
@EasyMoneyCHOP Жыл бұрын
Lmaaaoooo the starbucks shxt had me crying!!! 😂😂😂😂
@BigTasteyАй бұрын
Some of the best comedy moments online for me are Chris D’elia interacting with Brian Callen!!
@isaacrayburn9692 жыл бұрын
When Theo said your probably gonna go to sleep right after this huh. this shit is exhausting 😂😂
@ccapragaming2 жыл бұрын
The racist Starbucks is still one of my favorite moments 😂😂
@Alfredo-lol2 жыл бұрын
I always watch Chris D'Elias podcasts and they're so gahdamn funny, it feels like it's him, it feels genuine.... I think he could be a great stand up comedian if he's brings out more of himself on the stage.... Idk his standup feels forced at times and he gets too hyper He needs some of Bill Burrs ability to have a great flow to pack a bigger punch and the ability to stay composed... and when Bill burr is on stage its the same guy we all see everywhere else... I love the guy, and I think he can still be great
@matthewrichards60312 жыл бұрын
I lost it at Bryan Callen calling a uvula a doppelganger. 😂
@oscarnv232 жыл бұрын
The “You’re not a snake” killed me
@darkman96392 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ that stuff at 6:20... I heaven't laughed so HARD in YEARS.
@zacharyhullender86632 жыл бұрын
Chris eating that cheese killed me 😄🤣😂
@tardersauce122 жыл бұрын
I find this funnier than any of his comedy specials
@TyroneBiggums789
Жыл бұрын
Because it is
@Nkk6762 жыл бұрын
Bryan: he’s a grand wizard! Chris: yes, it does taste magical
@flipreds51552 жыл бұрын
“10 points?” “Ye-“ “OH SHIT!” 😂I have watched that part at least 30 times
@garrettharding16572 жыл бұрын
The Starbucks bit is just comedy gold 😂
@theundergroundviking2 ай бұрын
Nothing makes me laugh harder than Chris in a podcast setting.
@LsToner2 жыл бұрын
Your not a snake you have teeth. Has me dying right now😂😂
@CN3Music2 жыл бұрын
The Klan in chris' house is hilarious 😂
@Will-fh7ll9 ай бұрын
the starbucks thing was so good🤣
@mrssirens2 жыл бұрын
The salami bit, omg, i'm legit crying laughing so hard.
@MrSlackhawk2 жыл бұрын
It's hard to be in a bad mood after watching this lmao, gold
@rickiespanish84222 жыл бұрын
His surroundings is just Bryan 😂
@MetaphysicalSciencesTV2 жыл бұрын
The way he was eating and talking about his sweatshirt made me lightheaded 😂
@skidroski2282 жыл бұрын
I love at 22:49 how Chris just laughs out like that, realizing he just conjured up the most hilarious fucking bit with those two
@randyfaubion92572 жыл бұрын
The Avril Levine security joke was Brendan's best joke ever lol
@BurnedBookMedia2 жыл бұрын
Brendan waits till Chris is halfway through a bit then asks for food from him
@Droop752 жыл бұрын
That first clip had me crying when I was watching it live. It just came out of nowhere. Chris is killing those fight companions.
@axelsxnumba1fan2 жыл бұрын
Chris is a straight up mood. Specifically when I get super exasperated and annoyed with people or the world.
@_VISION.
2 жыл бұрын
He's literally a non-scientific Rick
@SirGuidemere91
Жыл бұрын
@@_VISION. holy shit that analogy.
@republicangenz
Жыл бұрын
saying that a pedophile is a straight up mood is terrifying
@TheTGOAC2 жыл бұрын
I like the ADTR reference in the title. The breakdown started in my head as soon as I read the words. I miss those guys.
@michaelsmyth58772 жыл бұрын
Say one intellectual thing... Ok... Dagestan 😂
@Justamanandhisdogthor2 жыл бұрын
that bit in the beginning, havent laughed like that in a looooooooong time.
@ghostridernz17 Жыл бұрын
The first clip sounds like how i used to sound when i was younger when i said i trust these youtube videos because they have white coats on🤣 love his banter
@rustindudley35642 жыл бұрын
I want him back . He was always the best guest to have on
@oh-yaduuude6970
2 жыл бұрын
He is back
@texantornadomma
2 жыл бұрын
such a great guest ...wish his stand up was anything funny
@cjc2611
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao...he's back bro. Go watch Calabasas fight companion.
@Sprite_525
2 жыл бұрын
He’s back, his weekly is up on his channel, he’s doing live shows, and he’s got a couple appearances with CAllen & Schaub last month
@10thinningcards
2 жыл бұрын
He’s been back, watch the fight companion.
@DJMAERZ2 жыл бұрын
Even in a limited role Schaub still manages to ruin my day more and more with every syllable uttered
@Smokeyxz
2 жыл бұрын
A grown man online ruins your day? You need to reevaluate your life.
@DJMAERZ
2 жыл бұрын
@@Smokeyxz Would it be acceptable if it was a child or do you not understand jokes/sarcasm?? Either way, have a great day!!
@ReelMuzikFein
2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was just me.
@ThinkCriticallyNow
Жыл бұрын
Totally agree.
@ThinkCriticallyNow
Жыл бұрын
@@Smokeyxz telling someone who you don’t know from Adam, on the internet, in a comment thread, to “reevaluate” their life, now that’s sad.
@cjpockets Жыл бұрын
11:06 “You should buy it and you should ingest it.” “Give me ALL OF IT!” 😂😂
@pheinted6386 Жыл бұрын
These 2 are fucking HILARIOUS together holy shit I'm choking on my own laughter
Пікірлер: 2 000
Chris is really at his funniest when he is fucking with Bryan in my opinion.
@blahblahblah9880
2 жыл бұрын
And vice versa for callen
@erikfrankfurt4650
2 жыл бұрын
Listen to Ten Minute Podcast.
@ticalhezzy1692
2 жыл бұрын
It's undeniable
@soowoo2246
2 жыл бұрын
facts
@myhatmygandhi6217
2 жыл бұрын
It's the only time he's funny.
"you better be in a lab coat because you're talking about glycogen "😂😂
@NYGRLINTN
2 жыл бұрын
Probably the funniest line 🤣🤣🤣
@colonelspicymustard
2 жыл бұрын
@@NYGRLINTN glad to know i can dip this early
@MythicalButtStabber
2 жыл бұрын
Real life DR. Cox from scrubs
@bjorknasty2870
2 жыл бұрын
It's the valley-girl head bobbing that killed me 😂
@martin..3700
2 жыл бұрын
@@MythicalButtStabber Was thinkin the exact same!!! 🤣🤣🤣
“They’re not full white, they’re not *full* white, but that doesn’t matter” Almost spat out my cereal lmao
@gubberfuck
2 жыл бұрын
"Why you gotta make it a racial thing?" "No, I'm saying it doesn't matter"
@jon4715
2 жыл бұрын
Legitimately funny joke. Off the cuff, better than anything he's written.
@Jon--Jones
2 жыл бұрын
Too bad his stand up cant just be reenactments of these clips
@yungblod8975
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jon--Jones his whole comedy career is preforming for young college kids and wealthy California's that are outta touch with reality so that's who he caterers too it's just like how most Boston comedians caterer to the blue collar working class
@jgray1831
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jon--Jones check out his 20 minute crowd work he just posted on his channel, just watched it and he seems like he’s trying to be less rigid and more loose with his comedy then you’ll see on his Netflix specials. Makes sense considering he does now have a big following of people who care about listening to him via podcasts, which are inherently very loose.
The fact he answered the phone with "so..." before he even knew he was on the pod is hilarious😂
@mclovin9151
Жыл бұрын
Well yes it was funny, but he DID know he was gonna be on the pod. This is a show and things like that are scripted
@kja6336
Жыл бұрын
@@mclovin9151 lmao no it’s not, standup is pods arent
@maebandy
Жыл бұрын
A comic who regularly boomerangs bullshit out into the universe knows what's coming back. You don't have to plan a bit to know how to play one.
@mclovin9151
Жыл бұрын
@@kja6336 you think these people don’t think of ways to make the show more entertaining? And that it requires scripting? It’s only about money, it’s not about “pods are real and standup is scripted” If they have the opportunity to script it then they will
@kja6336
Жыл бұрын
@@mclovin9151 dude they do like 100 pods a year, calling someone unknowing is more entertaining than telling them to say something for the camera. No one in their right mind has enough time to set up a script for an hour long convo 😂
I hope people appreciate what Bryan does to bring out the best in Chris
@jeroenverbeeck7925
2 жыл бұрын
from the first day the 10 min pod started, their dynamic between eachother is very clear and obvious for their fans i believe
@7elEvan1
2 жыл бұрын
@@jeroenverbeeck7925 I didn't pick up on everything Bryan does to set up his bits for a while, including making himself into a measly punching bag for Chris' narcissistic character. Thought he just was a punching bag for real. But he knows exactly how to get Chris going
@SpringsPoland
2 жыл бұрын
He needs it
@M1keFoxxx
2 жыл бұрын
It's crazy that they're not friends. Only went to dinner together once.
@blhu_oce
2 жыл бұрын
Pre sure Bryan ditched him completely during the whole "thing" w Chris, he touched on it a few times on his podcast. Now Chris is back and thriving, they're creating occasional content again. They were never "real" friends based on that alone, it's just business and Bryansssssskuda
Chris looks like a real life Rick and Morty character
@ajbarrett8169
2 жыл бұрын
Look up his halloween costume from this year lol
@CarlosRodriguez-rm5yq
2 жыл бұрын
He really do
@Lunatic5306
2 жыл бұрын
Like the jelly bean king?
@lasvegascrisis
2 жыл бұрын
Chris's patreon is the best!! if you dont have it you're really missing out
@peter_pjp7894
2 жыл бұрын
@@ajbarrett8169 he looks like Garret Bobby Ferguson from regular show
Chris and Bryan’s comedy formula Chris: *does something* Bryan: “don’t do that” Chris: *does it again but with more insanity added*
@pur-xs8oj
2 жыл бұрын
Dagestan
@Max-yo5kn
Жыл бұрын
@@pur-xs8oj lmao thank u
@sunnybeachwalks4k2022
2 ай бұрын
Bryan has a hard on for Chris 😂
Chris going “OOPS though cuz I was talking” kills me every time. But the champion of it all is “yeah I fuckin disrespected ya, ON YA OWN POD!” 😂
@mitchluciano5973
2 жыл бұрын
“ON YA OWN *POD’N”
@floweuphoria69420
2 жыл бұрын
Have you seen when he talks about Johnny Depp during his recent trial STILLNESSSSSS
Every time I see Schaub I think about the time Theo said "You always look like you were stung by bees" hahaha
@edwardwestover8829
2 жыл бұрын
Or when theo said brendan looks like he rides a horse with one leg on one side😭😭😭
@Bocheltree802
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he looks particularly bloated at times lol
@DjDoxastic
2 жыл бұрын
@khronosfateless Yeah!
@masdavis236
2 жыл бұрын
"You look like your name is Dave buster" -theo to Schaub
@AGfrom83
2 жыл бұрын
You gotta tighten up man, you're gonna get diabetes!
“Is it THOUUUUUGGGHHH!!!!” D’Elia at his comedic peak 🤣🤣
@dickhitswater4836
Жыл бұрын
I can’t stand Chris but that whole bit was pure gold and nailed those dooshbags down to a T!
Chris D'Elia might not be a funny standup comedian, but he sure as hell is the funniest sitdown comedian on the planet.
@brucecanzoli3423
Жыл бұрын
this comment is underrated
@Curse44
Жыл бұрын
@@brucecanzoli3423 Thank you, you brought tears to me eyes. Finally someone is putting some respect on my name!
@justinjackson7688
Жыл бұрын
@@Curse44 He is also one of the best groomers of underage women on the planet. Basically wrote the book on it.
@themilkman271
Жыл бұрын
Theo Von is typing….
@greendholia5206
Жыл бұрын
@@themilkman271 theo von and chris should have a battle
Callen is a tremendous facilitator of comedy
@majesticpbjcat7707
2 жыл бұрын
He sets em up, and Chris spikes the shit out of em. They're a stellar comedy duo
@BobSmith-lu5ug
2 жыл бұрын
@@majesticpbjcat7707 settle down ladies
@majesticpbjcat7707
2 жыл бұрын
@@BobSmith-lu5ug edgy
@viralarchitect
2 жыл бұрын
It's a shame that he himself is so unfunny
@Kal-El207
2 жыл бұрын
@@viralarchitect You know what else is sad? Someone with Architect in their name but they’re not an architect. And yes I am a god. Kiss my feet.
Chis' standup isn't that funny, but his banter is legitimately some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.
@JamesTaylor117
2 жыл бұрын
Hated his special, love his banter with the boys. I really don’t understand the discrepancy
@sethrydberg7981
2 жыл бұрын
Same way with Theo, dude's podcast appearances are A tier but his special was MEH
@anduin1
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is true for the majority of the new era of comedians. The podcast and banter with other comedians often is funnier than the specials they put out.
@RedditStoriesAITAH1
2 жыл бұрын
@@sethrydberg7981Tim Dillion at the top
@chinqlinq89
2 жыл бұрын
100%. Theo and Chris thrive in podcasts, but they both seem anxious and forced in their specials. Feel like their same jokes would do better if they slowed down and spoke like they were in an organic conversation rather than performing a SNL skit or at a late night show.
Chris in conversation is unmatched. Honestly much funnier than his stand up
I like how they prepare to get Chris over the phone and he IMMEDIATELY takes control of the situation with a "so"
"Hes a grand wizzard" "He knows no magic" Gets me every single time.
@maxcr5937
2 жыл бұрын
lol ive listened to that a bunch of times and havent heard the 'he knows no magic' but i believe you because thats hillarious
@Zargabaath
2 жыл бұрын
@@maxcr5937 It's the first thing he says when they say "He's a grand wizard". He says it three times, actually. It's a great fucking line.
The racist Starbucks bit still kills me
@cleech74
2 жыл бұрын
The sound that Will makes @ 15:01 slays me every time. Trying to suppress his laughter so hard that it sounds like he had a stroke. Too funny.😂
@tomcruiiseship9461
2 жыл бұрын
Ya that was a good one. Miss those days
@Fowagain
2 жыл бұрын
And its one of the longest bits ever but well worth it 😂😂😂
@KULDSWET
2 жыл бұрын
too good 😂😂
@DatHombre
2 жыл бұрын
Seriously it's so cool how when we're all like 70/20yrs younger than Callen, we'll still be able to go back to that n TMP n still laugh our asses off.
Brendan is a master at repeating exactly what the previous comic already said..
@BipityBopity93
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Brendan is a master at repeating exactly what the previous comic already said..
@JoeyAPK
2 жыл бұрын
@@BipityBopity93 lmaoooooooooo
@kirbeybalan6019
2 жыл бұрын
He is dangerously tapping to Mencia level
@TheJCinator
2 жыл бұрын
Just repeating EXACTLY what he already saaid
@longballs17
Жыл бұрын
Eggsackly b
"You arched your back like a Chiquita banana" right before he gets slapped 🤣🤣
"Oops tho right? Because I was talking" lmao
Bahahah Chris answering the phone with "So..?" is hilarious
Bryan: “say one intellectual thing” Chris: “Dagestan” Spit my fucking drink out 🤣
@christaylor3998
2 жыл бұрын
He asked Chris I he ever read a book lol
@captaindeadpool2655
Жыл бұрын
It's funny because people from Dagestan actually speak their own language..........? I know it's weird. They have an extreme low IQ so they think that the sounds they're making is English. They're technically retarded. So Chris really put them on the map in an unfair way.
“I look like Avril Lavigne’s security” might be the first joke from Brendan that I heard Chris acknowledge
@ajjohn8729
2 жыл бұрын
Theo said that too him
@ChodeMaster
2 жыл бұрын
@@ajjohn8729 sounds like a theo joke
@dickhitswater4836
Жыл бұрын
I actually came to say Theo probably gave him that joke. He’s lucky Theo is such a good dude because all Brendan has ever done is repeat his stuff or try to bounce off it which he can’t. His friends gassed him up into thinking he was something because they all have this delusion that if you keep trying it’ll just happen, they forget they’re the lucky ones who had a little talent and a whole lot of luck.
@SeanLives
Жыл бұрын
@@ajjohn8729 hahaha fuck yeah that makes sense lol that was way too funny for Brendan to come up with
"I don't understand why you guys are upset - you guys wanna get coffee you just come right in." Best line
@straightnobraker4677
2 жыл бұрын
lol
D"elia with the " Is it thooouuuuuugh " is the greatest thing ever...
Legend has it brendan still waiting for a cheese wrapped in salami
@santouchesantouche2873
Жыл бұрын
Daddy
@Gb23213
11 ай бұрын
Bro the look on his face was hysterical
@Milokitty-en5nb
7 ай бұрын
I really don’t understand why he thought that’d be funny. Right in the middle of Chris trying to get a joke in.
"is IT THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" "OOPS tho cuz i was TALKING, right?" im gonna steal all his shit for my day to day conversations
Chris Delia's standup is so underwhelming when you see how funny he really is on podcasts
@chinqlinq89
2 жыл бұрын
Him and Theo both. They’re amazing on podcasts but their specials are whatever IMO.
@darthpoop444
2 жыл бұрын
Kinda true. Andrew Schulz is one of the only comedians I think where his stand up and podcasts are both really funny
@lukegangl8644
2 жыл бұрын
@@darthpoop444 I think joes standup specials are pretty funny as well
@alexdunhill4271
2 жыл бұрын
@@lukegangl8644 hahahahahaha
@Reidweber14
2 жыл бұрын
@@chinqlinq89 theo has a good standup but he’s definitely funnier on his podcast
That very first part absolutely killed me haha "you better be in a lab coat"
Holy fuck. “Dagestan”… why tf did that shit make so much sense
@jumpingilly732
2 жыл бұрын
Just took everything Bryan stands for, rolled it up in a ball and said “Dagestan”
This video is a great example of why Chris and Bryan need to have their own podcast. The funniest moments come from when they bounce off each other
@codyblake8888
6 ай бұрын
Done✅ No one listened🤷♂️ It’s fun every four months, when TFATK & Chris are blowing up, before unappealing allegations, but week after week..? It appears to be too much😪
Chris D'elia is a kind of comic that is far funnier off stage than on.
This video should have been called “Chris Delia shiting on Bryan Callen for 25 minutes straight”
@riffhousestudios96
2 жыл бұрын
That’s the joke
@aidanford4285
2 жыл бұрын
"Brian callen setting up layups for Chris Delia left, right and center" more like it.
@notjosh2437
2 жыл бұрын
@@aidanford4285 they have good synergy for comedy
The racist starbucks is an incredible improv bit
@MrRentske
2 жыл бұрын
When the video started I hoped that bit was in it 😂
"I don't know why you guys are so upset... like you could just come right in." 😂😂
Dude that Glycogen bit never gets old lmao I laugh every single time.
I want a Callen/D’Elia/Theo/Bobby lee podcast so bad
@Gatapotata
2 жыл бұрын
Wild!
@samtarly9301
2 жыл бұрын
Take out callen and throw in santino
@unforsakenbacon8621
2 жыл бұрын
@@samtarly9301 Nah I say put em all in there lol
@Cowboys09WM
2 жыл бұрын
Take out Bobby Lee and add Santino
@akiohonma1306
2 жыл бұрын
@@Cowboys09WM you really think santino is funnier then Lee? Wow 🙃
I love that he answers the phone “...So?”
Dude when Brian was talking about training and Chris said “training what, dolphins?” I lost it 💀💀💀
"I'm spindley"
Every time Chris deeply inhales, I know I’m gonna laugh hard as fuck.
@republicangenz
Жыл бұрын
you like him how he likes underage girls
It’s crazy the chemistry Chris and Brian have
@MrMcslammer1
2 жыл бұрын
They just click together man, somethin with the pheromones maybe? They do bang each other a lot I think after that first time they can just read eachother better
I got to “is it thooooooo!?” And i had to shut it down from fear of bursting out in laughter at work lol
Bryan is the best self deprecator. Always taking the Ls to get the laughs. Legend
Chin’s laugh makes everything so much funnier lmao
@dominicsheldon
2 жыл бұрын
Yes! It's the best low-key assist
@jessaransford8866
2 жыл бұрын
Its my favorite to hear in the background on here and king and the sting. It makes me laugh harder the time😁
@matthewjohnson4540
2 жыл бұрын
Chin’s the man! Seems like he’s a good dude to hang with
That first clip gave me old school vibes and made me feel warm inside.
“Is it thoooouuugggghhhhh!!!” 🤣🤣 That will forever be hilarious
Every time these two interact, you know it's gonna be a good time. Shit's funny as hell.
I didn't realize there's a Starbucks in my guestroom.......🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Avril Lavigne joke was actually good. Brendan. My man. Look at you.
@TheDavemcmenamy
2 жыл бұрын
he is pretty quiet unless hes with your girlfriend...
@princesssprinklesthecat4192
2 жыл бұрын
No it wasnt. Brendan is suing youtubers who make truth videos about him
@rakuencallisto
Жыл бұрын
Brendan is the definition of an above average looking jock with zero personality or charm, yet somehow chicks want him.
@Arcanecide
Жыл бұрын
@@princesssprinklesthecat4192 that doesn't mean he can't make a single somewhat funny comment.
@santouchesantouche2873
Жыл бұрын
Theo vons joke tho
Schaub is literally the human embodiment of a water buffalo. “Give me some of your best cheese” wtf
bruh at 1:27 that face with him drinkin the water, LMFAO bruh don’t gotta say nothin and i’m laughing cheeks over here
The glycogen clip alone killed me lmaooo
Bryan Callen is the best comedic wing man 😆
“Have you ever heard of a little thing called, ‘whatever the FUCK I WANT.”
dialogues between Chris and Bryan can literally all be used in comedy films
Chris is the master of being painfully obnoxious , being the victim would suck but watching it is gold
Byron Callens favorite thing to tell people: "say one intellectual thing"
@KaituoKid
2 жыл бұрын
Dagestan
@JafacaksWasTaken
2 жыл бұрын
ofgonistahn
@MegaDm87
2 жыл бұрын
Byron hu? Lol
@maverickd6214
2 жыл бұрын
@@MegaDm87 Byron? Hmmmm
@peted7891
2 жыл бұрын
DAGESTAN
The thing I love about Bryan is I've seen him stand up for himself and argue with people. That's why when he steps down and let's people lead bits and will let people rip him apart for comedy sake I find it so fucking funny. Great guy to be around I bet cause he's a silly goose
Chris D'elia is like if Bender from Futurama came to life as an Italian-American comedian
@AdamSmith75th
2 жыл бұрын
God damn that’s so accurate
@kebokev7519
Жыл бұрын
That's really good man 👍
@stac1941
Жыл бұрын
Yes!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Chris saying Bryan was training dolphins, I ALMOST spat out of coffee 🤣😂🤣
“There’s this new thing u should ingest it” “give me.. ALL of it”
He got me with the 🥼 😂
This was completely and utterly HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's a grand wizard. No, he knows no magic 🤣
Callen nearly SUFFOCATED HIMSELF with laughter!!! This is amazing. Periodt.
Lmaaaoooo the starbucks shxt had me crying!!! 😂😂😂😂
Some of the best comedy moments online for me are Chris D’elia interacting with Brian Callen!!
When Theo said your probably gonna go to sleep right after this huh. this shit is exhausting 😂😂
The racist Starbucks is still one of my favorite moments 😂😂
I always watch Chris D'Elias podcasts and they're so gahdamn funny, it feels like it's him, it feels genuine.... I think he could be a great stand up comedian if he's brings out more of himself on the stage.... Idk his standup feels forced at times and he gets too hyper He needs some of Bill Burrs ability to have a great flow to pack a bigger punch and the ability to stay composed... and when Bill burr is on stage its the same guy we all see everywhere else... I love the guy, and I think he can still be great
I lost it at Bryan Callen calling a uvula a doppelganger. 😂
The “You’re not a snake” killed me
Jesus Christ that stuff at 6:20... I heaven't laughed so HARD in YEARS.
Chris eating that cheese killed me 😄🤣😂
I find this funnier than any of his comedy specials
@TyroneBiggums789
Жыл бұрын
Because it is
Bryan: he’s a grand wizard! Chris: yes, it does taste magical
“10 points?” “Ye-“ “OH SHIT!” 😂I have watched that part at least 30 times
The Starbucks bit is just comedy gold 😂
Nothing makes me laugh harder than Chris in a podcast setting.
Your not a snake you have teeth. Has me dying right now😂😂
The Klan in chris' house is hilarious 😂
the starbucks thing was so good🤣
The salami bit, omg, i'm legit crying laughing so hard.
It's hard to be in a bad mood after watching this lmao, gold
His surroundings is just Bryan 😂
The way he was eating and talking about his sweatshirt made me lightheaded 😂
I love at 22:49 how Chris just laughs out like that, realizing he just conjured up the most hilarious fucking bit with those two
The Avril Levine security joke was Brendan's best joke ever lol
Brendan waits till Chris is halfway through a bit then asks for food from him
That first clip had me crying when I was watching it live. It just came out of nowhere. Chris is killing those fight companions.
Chris is a straight up mood. Specifically when I get super exasperated and annoyed with people or the world.
@_VISION.
2 жыл бұрын
He's literally a non-scientific Rick
@SirGuidemere91
Жыл бұрын
@@_VISION. holy shit that analogy.
@republicangenz
Жыл бұрын
saying that a pedophile is a straight up mood is terrifying
I like the ADTR reference in the title. The breakdown started in my head as soon as I read the words. I miss those guys.
Say one intellectual thing... Ok... Dagestan 😂
that bit in the beginning, havent laughed like that in a looooooooong time.
The first clip sounds like how i used to sound when i was younger when i said i trust these youtube videos because they have white coats on🤣 love his banter
I want him back . He was always the best guest to have on
@oh-yaduuude6970
2 жыл бұрын
He is back
@texantornadomma
2 жыл бұрын
such a great guest ...wish his stand up was anything funny
@cjc2611
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao...he's back bro. Go watch Calabasas fight companion.
@Sprite_525
2 жыл бұрын
He’s back, his weekly is up on his channel, he’s doing live shows, and he’s got a couple appearances with CAllen & Schaub last month
@10thinningcards
2 жыл бұрын
He’s been back, watch the fight companion.
Even in a limited role Schaub still manages to ruin my day more and more with every syllable uttered
@Smokeyxz
2 жыл бұрын
A grown man online ruins your day? You need to reevaluate your life.
@DJMAERZ
2 жыл бұрын
@@Smokeyxz Would it be acceptable if it was a child or do you not understand jokes/sarcasm?? Either way, have a great day!!
@ReelMuzikFein
2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was just me.
@ThinkCriticallyNow
Жыл бұрын
Totally agree.
@ThinkCriticallyNow
Жыл бұрын
@@Smokeyxz telling someone who you don’t know from Adam, on the internet, in a comment thread, to “reevaluate” their life, now that’s sad.
11:06 “You should buy it and you should ingest it.” “Give me ALL OF IT!” 😂😂
These 2 are fucking HILARIOUS together holy shit I'm choking on my own laughter