I’m 99% sure Chris never feels lonely. I imagine him just sitting in his house alone telling himself jokes out loud and cracking the fuck up

@jeff8509

2 жыл бұрын

Never in the log cabin this one

Chris looking like he's bout to give me a sweet deal on a new phone.

@doobie308

4 жыл бұрын

@Joshua Hammond shut the fuck up

@dadbeats4155

4 жыл бұрын

"And it wouldn't even make a deeeeeent!"

@krizzyshow6638

4 жыл бұрын

bruh that was the best comment....u got me

@krizzyshow6638

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh...why not...lol....only joking. Or am I?

@Hals

2 жыл бұрын

@@doobie308 'sconfuse when there's an @ to a name that's no longer there

“Makashi kiss fine” already I’m rollin’ 🤣

@samfreda8156

4 жыл бұрын

Right 😭

@ricardovera116

4 жыл бұрын

Blackest Thorn Romeo facts ☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SurahOnline

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@faisalynwa2485

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao 😂🤣

@stefspin3057

4 жыл бұрын

Holy fuck 😂😂

Just here for how many different ways Chris can pronounce the name.

@adrianorizzopt

4 жыл бұрын

Kemploochka techmine

@jamiek9780

4 жыл бұрын

Toplanchie blickfine

@jamiek9780

4 жыл бұрын

Tomagachie Surprise

@jamiek9780

4 жыл бұрын

Flumangee Twixnight

@1Philmingo

4 жыл бұрын

Fibonacci turbine

the type of person that thinks billboard is a good representation of good music now days DEFINITELY listens to 69

@whothennow24

Жыл бұрын

Nowadays.

Chris out here borrowing shirts from his son, cuz he’s s’young

@BLACK05GO1

4 жыл бұрын

Chris is wearing Bryan Callen's shirt. What's up with that? Chris is becoming the people he used to always make fun of.

@ivanlarrea9239

4 жыл бұрын

Extra medium

@billdelfera8580

4 жыл бұрын

He's soooo fucking young, dude.

@aaltoiz

4 жыл бұрын

And the shirt way too tight cos he's ss'jacked

@thefreeassociation

4 жыл бұрын

Ivan Larrea Smedium

I want Chris to go on Andrew Schulz's podcast and watch them just roast people for 3 hours.

@christophersonawane

4 жыл бұрын

@El Comedy Rogue Ok boomer

@babe1er

4 жыл бұрын

eshay

@SteveMe21685

4 жыл бұрын

chris sonawane you’re such a twat

@christophersonawane

4 жыл бұрын

@@SteveMe21685 Dam Steve that's crazy but didn't ask.

@ehuckleberry

4 жыл бұрын

Or roast each other!!

"6 credit cards" is the new "i had 40 pizzas in the last 30 days" 😂

@SolidaritySound

4 жыл бұрын

Nick 😂😂

@rpmevo8

4 жыл бұрын

“Ehhhhhhhhhh.....a fatfuck!!!!”-Chris D’Elia 😭😭💀

@ibleemen7775

4 жыл бұрын

He had over 40 pizzas, and mark simmmmerman should be in jail, stay tuned

@rpmevo8

4 жыл бұрын

ZoomeR “The day of reckkinging is comin”......😂😂😂

@ibleemen7775

4 жыл бұрын

@@rpmevo8 lol😂😂 hey what are you in for???..... "PizzA 🍕

when he started with the snoop dogg getting carried away with his analogy xD that cracked me up real good.

@muqlisqayumm

4 жыл бұрын

"piss on the side of the couch" 😂 😂

@spectrum1com

4 жыл бұрын

Started dying😂🤣

@mostwantedcustoms837

4 жыл бұрын

He shut snoop down though

@Arenem88

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@JMS849

4 жыл бұрын

Go find yaself a cat coz i got four legs 😂

The "Red" rant caught me red handed laughing until my face became red

@ruklugare

4 жыл бұрын

haha same

He’s got 4 watches on but still cant tell his 15 minutes are up

@truehero3089

4 жыл бұрын

He made 10 million from jail... And another million within 2 weeks when he was released. I'd say it's far from over. I'd also say... You're a hater and are broke 😂😭.

@truehero3089

4 жыл бұрын

@El Comedy Rogue EXACTLY.. We don't have to like him to know he's getting money lol

@unclejesse4271

4 жыл бұрын

True Hero it’s over man..... just like when 50 cent beefed with everyone, he eventually fell into obscurity. This kid cares about being relevant, not money. If he only cared about money he would just go into hiding. The kid literally gets dressed in designer cloths to film IG videos from his bedroom. That shit sounds depressing.

@unclejesse4271

4 жыл бұрын

El Comedy Rogue having money doesn’t mean people care about you anymore. He has a media mogul behind him. But people will slowly lose interest. Like that Record breaking IG live is his peak. The attention he wants will slowly fade. And only weird little Mexicans kids like you will love him.

@truehero3089

4 жыл бұрын

@@unclejesse4271 he literally made his money from people listening to his music and watching his videos... That means they care......So your logic makes no sense whatsoever. Dumbest shit I've read all week and it's Sunday lol.

We had an ongoing investigation. We still do, but we used to, too.

@jimcarrey2014

4 жыл бұрын

Mitch hedberg

@likethislikethat916

4 жыл бұрын

lyrical mastermind at work.

@kristineplummer7607

4 жыл бұрын

Yes Mitch! Lol

@nikkimelay5293

4 жыл бұрын

@@jimcarrey2014 wow! Thanks Jim Carrey that was awesome!

@elchiponr1

4 жыл бұрын

comment of the year :))

That polo is a S'schmedium, Chris.

@asherali95

4 жыл бұрын

That’s how u actually wear a polo shirt, dumb-dumb. America can’t dress for shit, so shut up

@ragenaharris2648

4 жыл бұрын

Eh' se' MEDIUM😂😂

The logic explained in “we was having an ongoing investigation” part made me laugh so hard but also at the same time “I used to do drugs. I still do but I used to too.” (MH)

@joab757

4 жыл бұрын

RIP Mitch

@investigate3_11

4 жыл бұрын

RIP.

He sounds exactly like John Leguizamo in Pest and Super Mario Bros

@Mike-hj7gg

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha thats gold... fucking spot on..

@quailman8238

4 жыл бұрын

Micho Rizo but not as talented

@opaqueman5043

4 жыл бұрын

Hey remember me? Benny blanco from the Bronx.

I love you Chris!! Funny AF. Literally strolling/listening through all your videos to make this work day bearable.😂😂

Can we get a compilation of Chris every time he goes “oooh.”

@DrCommaBarber

4 жыл бұрын

I hate to admit it but I'd watch it, probably twice lol

@icu3869

Жыл бұрын

Great idea- go for it!

"We're going to find you a tighter shirt" "There's not a tighter shirt,we checked"..

@3lectronaut7

4 жыл бұрын

We had a ongoing investigation and didnt find none. That shirt be red but like its not red.

He's wearing four watches because no one will give him the time of day.

@whosaidthat9570

4 жыл бұрын

Win

@waltnoble1051

4 жыл бұрын

ohhhhhhhhahhhhhhhh wowowwozers that was a BURN.........SIKE

@deadpanbarry5442

4 жыл бұрын

That comment needs more likes. 😂😂👌

@scurus11scurus

4 жыл бұрын

The Avalanche Alva how’s his butt smell though? he must eat a lot of pineapple or something for you to get all that brown on your nose

@scurus11scurus

4 жыл бұрын

The Avalanche Alva i know your type... don’t you try and confuse me with the facts! ; )

Chris look like he gonna walk up to you and ask who your TV provider is...

It’s liked he learned some new words in his court hearings and he wanted to put them to use.😂

Chris sounding a little like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force in this .

@jameslashomb5177

4 жыл бұрын

Read this as he said something just like him and lost my shit lmao

@markteeze8730

4 жыл бұрын

@ZFR My friend asked me to take a listen to the music he has released on spofity - open.spotify.com/album/6q7LGMDUicuyXZa3yTCBwh what do you all think? @qnV Listen Now 😘 IT's Sooo Goodd 😆😆😆

4 watches, 6 credit cards, and no dents.

Oh this vid had me rolling for some reason, thanks man you hit it all on the head

“I read a book” least believable part of the story

@IamTuxedo

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@wades2132

4 жыл бұрын

The whole thing went south.

He’s still snitching? 😂

@Wattsy0909

4 жыл бұрын

This fucking comment killed me 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

@jameswhiteman6901

4 жыл бұрын

Word

Omg he does talk like Rosie Perez lol

@kwh6769

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@sarahwanda13

4 жыл бұрын

All new Yorkers do lol

@gatordontplaynoshit3332

4 жыл бұрын

I never thought about it until Chris pointed it out lmao

@csmkorn1

4 жыл бұрын

Dahn *hispanic New Yorkers

„If you want people to think what comes out of your mouth is interesting, don‘t wear grandma’s pants on your head.“😂 Life advice from Chris d‘Elia😂

@africaart

4 жыл бұрын

the snitch is also on drugs.

@kingjulien9525

4 жыл бұрын

Preach brother preach

Are we gonna pretend he didn’t say gooble.

@Kigoz4Life

4 жыл бұрын

And Grandi.

@I2ocketz1

4 жыл бұрын

He said GOOBA, the name of his song.

@TomNiaGara

4 жыл бұрын

STOOPID

@DigitalNeb

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely heard "Gooble."

@elmobrother

4 жыл бұрын

Sus Cuban guess I should have goobled it first. Numsayin?

Lmao, appears in court a few times and he's launching his own PI firm.

thank u man for this video , u r the king

"I bought six separate apples with six separate credit cards" Should be Chris' new vocal warm up.

I love getting my 'what are 20 year olds up to these days' catch up I get from Chris.

Dude you're not gunna call him out for calling it "Gooble"!?!

@tylerdrama

Жыл бұрын

he said “gooba” the name of his song

He said “red” so many times it didn’t sound like a real word anymore

Dude this is one of my favs of your podcast

“...Rosie Perez with face tats” ? Pretty much, Bahahahahahahahahahaha !!!

"Son.... you got a panty on your head". Raising Arizona

Chris you just made my day dude. Thank you. Funny AF!!

This was so great I watched it twice! Thank you for the laughs... really needed it today. Oh, also learned that analogies aren't for everyone. Some folks just shouldn't. 😆😆 *hugz from this Canadian gal 🤗🍁

I thought Chris was going to go into another Eminem sendup lol

He knows all about ongoing investigations

Literally my favorite Chris video that's EVER been made. I've watched this so many times I can recite like every word-even the voice tones & all. Number 1 of all time

I have not laughed this hard in a long time! Hilarious especially the red riding hood part 😆

When snoop said “bitch” and you said Tourette’s 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 . I’m in tears 😭

@cristophero.5918

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Funny shit! I literately cried laughing 😂 Like when Chris did that stand up set about drunk girls. Hilarious shit!

OMG I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Lol just found this channel searching the white boy summer video. Instant Sub!

Chris's laugh after the "on going investigation" had me dead haha

"His hat's all deflated....like he ran outta ideas." Haaaaa

@rebeccaberlin

3 жыл бұрын

That little throw away line killed me

“I red a book” 😹😹💀💀💀

Holy hell! Catching up on your vids!! I laughed so hard I cried!! Red-red Red red 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thank you Chris!!!!

Your killen it man😂 keep it up

i got fow legs hahahahha when he started doing snoop am finished too funny

I guess when you narc enough, you think you’re a cop

Lmfao! Made my morning

Keep killing it

I love how you completely roasted him before he even started talking

I love life!! We’ve got a 40 year old talking about beef between a 60 & a 20 year old 😊

@Jchillin757

4 жыл бұрын

60? Lol Snoop in his 40s bro

@jonfoster8063

4 жыл бұрын

No he's not

@miket1362

4 жыл бұрын

Jon Foster he’s 48! So yea, in his 40’s.

Chris talking about teriyaki slime time is my favorite segment he does

Thank you for so many things, but also thank you for this!! 😂

Chris stop, hes gonna tell on you!

that dude probably doesnt know how to read a watch

Haha hilarious 😂 Love your special btw 👍

Lmao do I crack up at the UGH! Sound everytime

This is absolutely the best podcast episode I've seen I'm crying laughing so hard, maybe I'm in a weird mood 😂

At 3:52 someone was messing with your lights god damnit when will they learn

Every time he said his name wrong it had me weak😂😂

King of podcasts 👏🏻👏🏻 This was too funny

Chill dude He's got 4 watches!

@eddydeathwishe4638

4 жыл бұрын

and 4 luxury cars the same color of each watch

@chunky2738

4 жыл бұрын

Who are you?

@brandonestrella1859

4 жыл бұрын

And one of thems a shark!

@smokinnplatez1426

4 жыл бұрын

I got 5

@Wuisini

4 жыл бұрын

If you ain’t got this watch? You a lil boy, I’ll kiss u on ur forehead

Loved your Netflix stand up show. Your fucking hilarious. That story about nearly shitting your pants before meeting Eminem you told Rogan had me dying!!

Love you bro your hilarious

"we was havin' an ongoing investigation"

@Dontbuglee

4 жыл бұрын

Funniest part lmfao

Lmao Rosie Perez with face tats

Been waiting for this 😂😂

I liked based on your grammatical correction of “was/were” because I love how that’s such a pet peeve 😆

What happened to "the sky is blue"? Easy.

@andersoj5

4 жыл бұрын

Fullmetal031011 But sometimes it’s red

He moved on from snitching to holding his own investigations lmao

I knew about u from workaholics from like 2013 but I just found your KZread. Hill a rious

I love Chris’ impersonation and reaction of 69! Had me rollin lol

Takeshi is .... I’d say the worst, but for real he’s just part of that ‘new school’ of no talent and face tats lol

@AbesamisM

4 жыл бұрын

Word

@SilkySmoothDude

4 жыл бұрын

Word to my timbs thas facts

@TreySarver

4 жыл бұрын

I like that the new school wants to be expressive and love who they are and all that, it's great, but they lose me when they embrace folks BECAUSE of the fact that they have no talent (Lil Yachty an example).

@jollykiller9436

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Tyson has a face tat tho and he oldschool.

@sataluis

4 жыл бұрын

sentence

I think he's learning how to do laundry cuz he Shrunk the hell out of his shirt!!

@InconsistentContent

4 жыл бұрын

@Joshua Hammond Chris the deli

@InconsistentContent

4 жыл бұрын

@Joshua Hammond the person who placed the comment said something about Chris his shirt, you asked who and I replied that he was talking about Chris

He said “looks like he ran out of ideas” referring to his hat

Do those sleeves come any smaller, wheres your cap with the RED propellers?

"WE HAVE HAD AN ONGOING INVESTIGATION" Who is "WE"? TEKASHI AND THE FEDS?? 😂😂😂

@AaronHatcher

4 жыл бұрын

yea probably.

12:00 best part 😂

Thank you for existing. 😂😂😂😂😂

Chris is hilarious he just Roasting everyone that loves trolling on the the internet....smart guy😅😅🤔

He’s got too many jewelries. Too many jewelries and too many fishes

You seeee, Chris goes straight to the point from the jump. The instant I saw him I was like... *wait, is he wearing a hair bonnet!? WTF!?* Everything else after me seeing that, lost any validity.

@dennydarkko

2 жыл бұрын

Hair bonnet? A silk durag you mean?

This is great lmao

Dude im dead i laughed hard af at the mini muppet impression. I screamed into a pillow

@icu3869

Жыл бұрын

Screamed into a pillow? Chris has that effect on the ladies.

He’s a clown and just found out about this but it is true, artists will spend big money on their own albums to make it bigger on the charts, they see it as using money to make money.

@brysontaylor1223

4 жыл бұрын

Greatest name in youtube history

@jaybird8009

4 жыл бұрын

But that's super super pathetic and sad, Why would they do that?

@chronotrigger9040

4 жыл бұрын

Its also fruad.

@hazemgiballi

4 жыл бұрын

Chrono Trigger not fraud. You can buy your own products, there’s no law against that...

@chronotrigger9040

4 жыл бұрын

@@hazemgiballi its fraud.

Martha Stewart has done more jail time than Snoop dogg... just sayin....

@nostep3966

4 жыл бұрын

I too watched the roast of justin beiber

@nostep3966

4 жыл бұрын

Joshua Hammond insider trading. Basically she was warned that a stock was going to drop so she sold her shares. Got a felony.

Love his standup & his overall vibe😂😂

The pan out is actually the best part of the Snoop video. Gave it like a godfather type effect. I laughed so hard.

Why should we even care what an admitted sex-offender and abuser has to say?

@nainfuego

4 жыл бұрын

It's 2020 apparently all of women's ex boyfriend's are abusers according to them lol

@BricksIn

4 жыл бұрын

@@nainfuego thats nothing for sure.

@ElHolyBoy

4 жыл бұрын

Well that rules out Biden and Trump.

@mikegolden3131

4 жыл бұрын

Also a full blown snitch.

@DjWoke

4 жыл бұрын

Why should we care wat a trash comedian has to say

Damn Tekashew busting her ass for fraud. Pretty sure he's undercover CIA at this point. Lol

11:35 I spit out my water laughing 😂😂😂

Man im on the floor. This just so damn funny

Who will stay alive longer, Tekashi 69 or Kim Jung Un