Fuck it I’m done!!!!!

@Admin-rn6ym

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@psSubstratum

3 жыл бұрын

Funniest shit I‘ve seen. I love you Chris

@Eigenbros

3 жыл бұрын

We're physics podcasters, Chris. We can explain it to you! 😂😂 You can't really explain it without understanding special Relativity which is already a mindfuck. It comes from the fact that experimental physics showed the speed of light is always the same speed no matter how fast youre moving when you measure it. For example, if you're moving at 100m/s the speed of light is not 300,000,100m/s it's actually c = 300,000,000m/s just like if you weren't moving. This means that you can write the equation for the velocity of light as c = distance / time. If c is always constant, this means that space and time must change based on what frame of reference light you're watching light move in. This means that the faster you go, to someone looking at you from the outside, you actually get flatter along the direction of motion

@tonyjackson5137

3 жыл бұрын

Best bit

@yarnomatron3845

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZpuBp8yNodOxdrA.html

Chris is one of the only comedians that genuinely consistently makes me laugh out loud

@jackfavier905

2 жыл бұрын

It's the same for me! Burr gets me too

@pirateslifef0rme

2 жыл бұрын

same

Neil “Degrees” Tyson 😂

@jordanmatthews8351

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@William.H.Bonney

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious 😂

@TygreKitty

2 жыл бұрын

He needs to work a spacetime bit into his act just so he can say Neil Degrees Tyson.

@ghhhp

Жыл бұрын

so drunk 😂

@wetdrip815

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

If Chris made an animated tv series where we could visually see what’s going on in his head, would be gold

@girlfromthenile8672

3 жыл бұрын

I'd be scared but laughing!!!lol

@goldstrings6295

2 жыл бұрын

This is a great idea... something a bit like 'The Ricky Gervais Show'

@Namedeeznuts

2 жыл бұрын

If we were able to show dreams I’d blow minds

@weswashburn4321

2 жыл бұрын

I would watch every episode!!!!

@evonne315

Жыл бұрын

It would be like putting a sheet of acid in your sock, and then it rains.

Vertical potatoes literally had me crying dude! 😂😂😂

13:07 Will: "Say that again?" neil: "The faster you move-" Will "Yes that's what you just said yeah" VERTICAL POTATOS.

Vertical Potatoes. It's gotta be a band's name.

We're having a silly space time continuum

@ajreyesjr

3 жыл бұрын

Dude!

@tylerhawkins821

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

This is why understanding space-time is hard to do with an accurate definition. It’s much easier to understand with an analogy. The best analogy in my opinion, is to think of space time as a vertical potato.

Angrily yelling, “Yes!!! I’m sweaty!” made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣😂

Hands down the funniest shit he has done. This should be a mini series.

@_VISION.

2 жыл бұрын

This

you should do more trying to understand complex science videos...this was hilarious

Literally in physical pain from laughter through the whole vid

I lost it when he said "fraction of a bitch", I fucking wheezed bro

Came here to learn about space time and left with learning how Neil actually got his middle name “Degrees”. Learn something new everyday!

"Excuse me, but do you like vertical potatoes?" 🤣🤣🤣

Im just gonna start saying "Thats what I thought" after someone says something really smart.

I watch this at least once a month

Appreciate that you called shatner out for interrupting Tyson. When you ask someone highly educated a question and they answer, don’t interrupt the answer.

Not only does Chris not know how space-time works, he also doesn’t know how a dictionary works🤣

This one was insane!!!! I cant stop laughing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pure gold. 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

D'elia's impression of Neil deGrasse Tyson is uncanny!!

I saw this last year and couldn’t stop laughing…I laughed so hard this time that I almost fainted into Space and time 😂😂😂

"There is an infinite amount of milk" 9:13

@Hideotic

Жыл бұрын

“And beyond that the Milky Way”

Dude you can make literally anything so fucking funny. Love you mate!

I'm sweating yes 👍

this was gold lol so glad ur back man

"Oh, it is, some guy?!" I say this too much now.

This video deserves way more views. One of the funniest clips on KZread.

I love Chris 😂😂😂😂 never stop the comedy 😂❤️

Chris, not everyone is made to be able to understand such concepts. You were made for making people laugh, and you're killing it 😂

con·cept /ˈkänˌsept/ noun: concept; plural noun: concepts an abstract idea; a general notion.

Love you buddy, never stop posting.

Don’t you hate it when dictionaries do that thing where they explain words to people who might be learning them for the first time

The vertical potatoes got me 😂

I actually love his Star Talk podcast and how he explains stuff lol

this is one of the funniest bits he’s had ever

Choked on my cigarette when he said Neil Degrees Tyson

Space is like Callen's skin. Over time, it will start to expand. And Gravity is like the dents.

@girlfromthenile8672

3 жыл бұрын

oh my......lol :)))))

@viperrecords3288

10 ай бұрын

Do you like VERTICAL 🥔s ? 🤣

"Narrow it down.." as it's already 1 short sentence lol

I would buy 10 shirts if they all had different variations of "Vertical Potatoes."

I love Neil deGrasse Tyson, but Chris' bit about how he describes things was on point XD Fucking brilliant.

This is an instant classic Chris

space-time, you can't have one without the other. That is it.

You should watch Niel Degrees talking to Katy Perry… hilarious 😂

“What the flying shit house” is something I’m definitely going to be using from now on lol

Chris - you are my favorite ornery person - and I mean that in a good way - thank you to Chris and Matts dad for raising your sons the way you did ❤😂

Thank you, thank you!! Hysterical laughter. I needed that!! Ahhh, Life Rips. Gang gang, buzz buzz, SOAR!!!

This dude lives in the meta

“NARROW IT DOWN!”

The Neil voice milk bit was so good 😂😂

As soon as i saw the title I knew this would get fffffffffu****g hillarious

Vertical Potatoes 😂😂😂😂

Love the shirt Playa! Your the man!

Fuck man just the intro of this video has me weak af! Love you Chris! Watch all your videos!

ive seen this vid billions and billions times

I was waiting for the Kings Speech so hard

4:47 Aww, that moment when his brain broke.

Dog this got me rollin

Keep it simple Chris, spacetime is space and time together, without time you cant move through space and without space you cant move through time

@garrettthomas5760

3 жыл бұрын

You got plans for thanksgiving?

@mrjuanderfuI

2 жыл бұрын

@@garrettthomas5760 give him the vertical potatoes for me

it’s 4am and i’m laughing so fuxking hard at this

With a title like this i don't think i've ever clicked on a video so fast

😂ringin that towel dry!!! 😂

I lovvvvve these clips lol

Dude, just watch Brian Cox shows. He is the best at explaining things in simple terms.

It’s basically saying space or time cannot exist without one another

OMFG I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD

The irony that Chris would actually be an awesome live action Rick in a Rick and Morty movie or series is proof of something profound

“I’m sweaty yes!”😂

Omfg his milk thing literally sounded like an episode of Cosmos lmao

Ur comedy will save the world

There is space in my eye

Are we still allowing Chris bullying me?

@Ophelia_Pain

3 жыл бұрын

Haha! We posted at the same time OR was it Spacetime? 😄🤣

@rickeykoga2312

3 жыл бұрын

In another dimension, the preposition 'to' doesn't exist, amazing

@mostdope2536

3 жыл бұрын

@@rickeykoga2312 you have something say me?

@rickeykoga2312

3 жыл бұрын

@@mostdope2536 Hah, killed it - nice 🤙👍

@mostdope2536

3 жыл бұрын

How dare you critique a victim. Victims might not always speak perfectly!

I’m an astrophysics and chemistry undergrad and this was hilarious and totally relatable. Especially when I try to explain things to my non astrophysics friends lol

@mr.jameson218

3 жыл бұрын

Delete this comment. Gross. Lol

@sharkbait1400

3 жыл бұрын

The HorizonTries what some guy on KZread lololol

@MCalla-jw8vh

Жыл бұрын

TheHorizonTries? The-"Horizon"-"Tries"? ...I don't suppose the HorizonTAL tries would like to TRY some VERTICAL POTATOES???

Love this timeline

make um go vertical had me dying

Vertical Potatoes is gonna be my new band name

2:58 The way he says "tTIME?" lmaoo

Hello sir, do you happen to like *vertical* potatoes?

Love Chris.

Opposite of Time/ Space... one is river and the other is a hotdog, everyone and everything is one infinite creator and elfs are creating unbelievable clockwork devices that make words dimension.

@Hideotic

Жыл бұрын

Good point

Here we go chris, disregarding the physics and maths real quick - just real simple... you want to meet someone how do you do it. Meet me in Times Square ... ok, well ... when? Meet me at 3 o'clock ... ok, well ... where? To get on the same page you need to give them a place AND a time. Otherwise youll never meet. That coordinate you set for a meeting is a coordinate of space-time. 3 dimensional space is east-west, north-south, up-down... you can set a coordinate point in that 3 dimensional space for someone to meet you, but you'll never meet unless you add another coordinate of time ... which acts as the 4th dimension. Spacetime is what we all move through. And we all move through it at the same speed... as beings with mass we move mostly through time, and slowly through space... while a photon with zero mass moves exclusively through space and not at all through time. The closer you get to moving that speed through space (the speed of light) the slower and slower you move through time... thats called dilation, thanks Einstein.

@Oyaw62

2 жыл бұрын

Justttttt. Stop

Chris, where do you get your button up shirts. Thanks Chris. 👍

Omg I'm crying, this is me in every philosophy class. I feel so seen.

genius comedy here ....observing the little detail

"I'm sweaty, yes!!" Relatable.

Definitely need some vertical potatoes merch

Almost fuckin peed my pants. This is gold

Learned a lot about milk.

I can explain spacetime: You have a Doctor's appointment. You need 4 coordinates: an Avenue, a Street, a floor and finally a time. That's it... The rest is maths.

I know this won't matter, I'm just doing it for me to see if I can type it out and such have understood it properly: Space time is the idea that time and space are fused together. Before the concept of space time, they were seen (in science) as two different conepts. Time was a vehicle for chemical reactions to take place, and space was the place in which they take place. The origin of the concept of space time, as I have understood it, comes from astronomy and the time dialation that can occur around maaaaaassive objects in space. Now this is the part I have no understanding of, and I think it's mainly theoretical, but around a black hole (a very, very, very massive thing) time will slow down, or speed up I don't even know which one, as you get closer to it. The idea then is that as the fabric of space (or just space, to naaaarrow it DOWN) bends under weight, and so does time, because of reasons. In conclusion, I also don't know shit about space time, but apparantly I liked to think I did before typing out this comment. You live and you learn.

Me, understanding the concept of time and three dimensional space regarded as a four dimensional continuum, with vertical potatoes on my face...

I wish it ended after “how about narrow it down”

Bruh Im just reading the caption, haven't even clicked on the video, and I'm quietly laughing to myself. Let's listen to Chris D'fuckin Elia explain Einsteinian physics. Sock it to me Chris😂 IDGAF this video is six months old. I'm hyped!

The time loop recognition though, because already ejected himself out of the space time continuum definition jet!lol

"That's what I thought!" OH IT IS, SOME GUY?!

Just think of a mattress put a bowling ball in the middle it will dent space time, put a tennis ball 2 feet from the bowling ball and if its spinning around it it will slowly roll toward the bowling ball or away from it depending on its speed.

Theoretically, if one were to throw the potatoes at a goof across the table, would it not be “horizontal potatoes”?

@MarwanAlley77

3 жыл бұрын

it's on a face so it's a vertical

@grittygoddess

6 ай бұрын

Technically- not theoretically- they would go vertically, then horizontal then negatively vertical

here for some silly goose space time

Chris. Mate. The vertical potatoes? I get it within my soul……🇦🇺👍