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@RPRsChannel

3 ай бұрын

*_Any chance of a Tour that stops by Oslo, Norway in 2024?_*

@omarcantu6915

3 ай бұрын

Dude 😊😂😅😂 you are a blessing to any place even considered to have you perform at. However, I'm not saying you are so phenomenal as to being way too high class for the location. It's just very easy to bag on a place of No to Low Money, and see it as something that isn't worth your presence and performance. YOU , and YOUR craft is loved all over fella 😂🎉😊 wherever you go, people are gonna wanna be like " I want what He's givin' let's see what it is " 😂

@SystemofaDowns

3 ай бұрын

Are you still afraid of Vancouver or what?... C'mon man.... Come back 🥹

@someperson4819

3 ай бұрын

You might have celiac disease.

I like how casually this horrific story was told on the podcast

@scottdavidson7543

3 ай бұрын

Yes!

@mkwilson38

3 ай бұрын

I think it was funnier on the pod, too.

@AGfrom83

3 ай бұрын

The music had me crying on podcast version

@Lonelywookiee

3 ай бұрын

What episode was this story told on?

@kylesherman4398

3 ай бұрын

@@Lonelywookiee your journey begins now

Some people are just born funny... With funny bones. This guy NEVER lets me down when I need a laugh. I put him right up there with the very best of the best. Chris, you were born to do stand up.

@Jesoteric

2 ай бұрын

Agreed, Chris is just a funny guy through and through, he doesn’t even have to try, some comedians come off stage and they have the lamest personalities, trying to be all serious like Eddie Murphy or whatever

I mean, if you're a baby, this is the fourth time you have heard this story.

@m0rtred

3 ай бұрын

Agree, and you love it like it's the first time hearing it. 😂

@metalheaedmartin07

3 ай бұрын

True baby!

@jwjitsu

3 ай бұрын

Tales from the Tall Grass...

@tarmon768

2 ай бұрын

He's an incredible storyteller though so worth it

You know when he leads in with that bald eagle coughing up a lung/Jadakiss laugh, it’s some good shit 🤣 🤣

"come on me, dude" is a crazy line lmao

Almost passed out laughing so hard. Gatling gun??? 😂😂😂😂😂

I had the same incident after flying Turkish Airlines. From Istanbul to Miami. Almost made it. 70% into toilet, 30% on the floor, wall, my shorts and my shoes.

The absolute best telling of this was on his podcast (Ep. 147 Charlie Grateful). I revisit that clip every few months. This story is one of my favorites.

@InsideMySagittariusMind

3 ай бұрын

Which episode?

@nicholasnewman4572

3 ай бұрын

Yea which

@usama.002

3 ай бұрын

It's on one of his Tour Report videos. He tells it to his buddies lol. Look up Chris D'elia Funniest Poop Story.

@usama.002

3 ай бұрын

Look up Chris D'elia Funniest Poop Story.

@usama.002

3 ай бұрын

Look up "Chris D'elia Funniest Poop Story."

this happened to me on my first day of college in the first class, 8am intro to physics. it was an hour and 15 fuckin minutes long. the professor took every minute of it and was slow as hell to end it. i started getting the cold sweats about 15 minutes before it ended and it took EVERYTHING i had to not shit my pants on my very first day in my first class because i DID NOT want to be labeled the boy who shit his pants on the first day for the next 4 years. i had no idea where the closest bathroom was, but i had an almost spidey sense that directed me left immediately out of the classroom. luckily, the bathroom was 5 feet away. i bust in the bathroom, went to the first stall and threw my pants down and started shitting as i started to sit down on the toilet. i was this close to failure. crisis averted

The rare laugh out loud funny internet video - dancing like Buffalo bill! S’cinephile!

Youngest man alive. Killing it!

So funny! Also you owe Yusu Ungolé some of your hand and body gestures.

@Mako-se8uj

3 ай бұрын

Very ostrich coded.

“Like a Gatling gun” 😂

The fact that you say “shit “then say “tummy” is clearly dad around toddler language 😂😂😂

@AJ-das

3 ай бұрын

Tummy could also just be funnier. He might have experimented with "stomach," "belly," etc. Who knows?

@m0rtred

3 ай бұрын

I like both of your answers and i think both could be true. 🤣🤣🤣

need this this morning. just finished the new lifeline luxury. orange guys in full effect 🤙

The white dove flying away John Woo style is where I absolutely lost it

@JunkBondTrader

3 ай бұрын

Yeah that got me. So good

I'm glad to hear the remastered version of the story that you told in the hotel lobby 😂

I remember this from the pod 😂😂😂 laughed so hard

Omg I love this bit x'D already seen it on your vlog but cracked me up good again!

This one gave me six pack abs. Holy shit! No pun intended. 🤣

Best storytelling in history, seriously.

That was hilarious

This made my entire week 😭🤣

Directed by Jon Woo lol. That was freaking hilarious. I watch so much comedy KZread I've become too desensitized to funniness. But this actually got me laughing out. Been a while since that happened.

Jet lagged ? So you believe in it now ? 😂

What a silly goose time 🪿

the Tour Report episode when he told this in the hotel lobby to crew had me DYING.

Bit just kept getting better and better - nice job.

I thought he said he’d never say jet lagged again lol

This is just comedy storytelling genius 😂😂👏👏

The bacteria in his guts wasnt accustomed to the dirty new York food situation

He forgot the start to sweat part. I’ve been In this situation a few times! Coming to terms with yup I’m gonna shit my pants!

crazy how much funnier this was on the podcast. i didnt even smile vs pissing myself laughing when he told it on podcast. looks like the well is running dry chris

@JunkBondTrader

3 ай бұрын

Your thoughts are different than other people's thoughts.

@iamsittingaroom

3 ай бұрын

@@JunkBondTrader thank you

100% can relate ❤😂🎉

I randomly saw this while sitting on the toilet. I never felt so in charge of my destiny EVER.... LMFAO

Really solid bit.

Cool to see this bit evolve

i love you dude. poop will always be funny.

Top notch bit of a need to take an emergency bowel movement 🎉

“Then my stomach went ulululul ulululul, okay so that’s two ululululs”

lmaaaaaao yo. PLEASE do this one in St. Pete!

Bomb

It sucks that there’s no tour report for the Philly show. I was front and center and really wanted to see myself 😂

Chris "The Most Important" D'Elia!

🍻🍻cheers

🤣

Great

A Congratulations classic story 😂 is this the first time on stage? Long overdue

Chris is all torso lol

OG Dane Cook energy right here.... In a good way.

We've all seen shit on the walls/floor of a bathroom and wondered how that happens. Well, now we know

If you put Rob Dyrdeks head on your body in this video, its an episode of Rob and Big. Yooooooo do a kickflip!!

This guy is gonna be huge 👍

🤣🤣🤣

Neeeewwwww YOOOORK!!!

A grown man shitting themselves will never stop being funny

It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again lol

Been there

We all DEFINITELY. BEEN there

True babies know about this for quite some time now 🤓

Curious, how many people have recognized you from an Episode of Monk? Lmao

Chris is one of the only comedians that when he laughs at his own shit, it makes it funnier. I was laughing at shit that wasn’t funny cuz I was so amped for the punch line 💀

he should have been in Army of the dead

Charge it to the game

Doodie dash!

New york🎉

I don't understand how people can think this dude is not funny as hell

Ha

Were you jetlagged or just tired from traveling?

The podcast version was 10x funnier & not nearly as forced.

@GrowWithConrad

2 ай бұрын

my bet is that was the first time he told the story

7:56

Funny, but why have i heard this story before from Chris some where..?

@user-ve5eu2es1d

3 ай бұрын

many times

There has to be toilet in the hotel lobby right?

@ChrisDEliaOfficial

3 ай бұрын

Never thought of that but also had NO time to “figure anything out”

Lmao should've sang more of the song n made it harmonious n passionate where u close ur eyes as u fade it out .. where concrete jungles r made of ... Nothing u cannnnt doo....en ..neewww yorrrrhhhrhhkkk ... 😅😅 Lmfao ❤🎉 N go into how u figure . U know what.. lets not but im hearing what ur putting down jay im hearing u . But i am n control Then go into how it went from do i to oh shyt 😅 Idk waybi imagined it, Funny asl tho good shyt

Isnt this the guy who tried to start his own sex cult?

So a 20 year old bit?

@ginomordocco4710

3 ай бұрын

Yes. Old bit but redone and better!

Chris, you lived through the 90s, you can't wear the clothes when they come back 30 years later. Your jeans were skin tight a few years ago. s' trend hopping 'cuda

@GKTorn.

3 ай бұрын

s'queer eye

@JunkBondTrader

3 ай бұрын

That's such a broad trend. Calling someone out for that is like saying "blue is your favourite colour? Pff how original". People who wear the same clothing style their whole life without conforming to a degree usually just don't have any fashion sense.

Quit saying jet-lag. You were tired.

@Deathcatclub

3 ай бұрын

You must not travel 😂

@TheQC92

3 ай бұрын

Mad at a term?

@JunkBondTrader

3 ай бұрын

What a weird and dumb critique. Jet lag is tiredness causes by a specific condition. It's a more specific word and provides more context. That's better for an engaging story. Why speak broadly and simply? He went into extreme detail the entire story, that's a huge part of why it's so funny.

a completely standard story about having to go to the bathroom. this is nothing

@jonasii941

3 ай бұрын

@@m0rtred true, but not as often as people go to the toilet

I’m sorry but…this isn’t that funny

@m0rtred

3 ай бұрын

Thank god it's at least "Funny" i agree with you tho it certainly is not "That Funny"

Jeez he’s just brutalising a louis ck bit. This guy is the worst.

Good to know when I turn 44 I can still dress like I do now at 29. Thanks Chris.

@JunkBondTrader

3 ай бұрын

A t shirt and jeans? Dude he's wearing like the most generic style for men there is. What do you wear at 44? Khakis and a tucked in dress shirt? People who are 40 now are different than 40 year olds like 20 years ago ya know? Like wait till millenials become senior citiZens. I was thinking about this recently... We're gonna be so different than our grandparents at that age. Using internet slang and shit. And bro 11 years goes by quicker than you think.

@lionnn1233

3 ай бұрын

@@JunkBondTrader I’m saying he’s trendy af. Down to the baggie pants. He’s always on point even with the tattoos. It’s rare seeing someone in that age bracket being on trend and gives me hope I can still do what I do now but in my 40s

Funny a** sh*t !