“I wish he fell. I don’t like it when the girl falls” Rewinds it and laughs at her.

@NewGoldie

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂 that took me out

Chris with a straight face: “oh wow that’s so funny dude”

@non-binaryeugene733

4 жыл бұрын

Thats everyone whenever they write “lol” in a text

@jack_the_sparrow

4 жыл бұрын

@@non-binaryeugene733 lol

@Zawfee

4 жыл бұрын

That is constantly Chris when his computer system short circuts and his emotion processor is rebooting.

@fico1500

4 жыл бұрын

Thats someone who doesn't need to fake reactions for views

@v-mekka144

4 жыл бұрын

“Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing”

Here’s a hot take, if you’re in a situation where wearing skis is an advantage, probably not the perfect texture for running.

@ConLLee

4 жыл бұрын

theh1n1shot that may be true. Doesn’t mean it’s the perfect running texture tho lol. I totally get snow running but slips definitely happen

@radicalboricua7245

4 жыл бұрын

@@ConLLee they were saying that because it's easier on your joints

@unclerico7271

4 жыл бұрын

@@ConLLee im with u. Dont care who runs when or how often. Just thought it was funny AF & perfectly timed.

@RadicalRedbeard

4 жыл бұрын

you def dont live in the midwest lmao

@RadicalRedbeard

4 жыл бұрын

@Giannis Antetokounmpo I meant the other dude who said winter running is amazing but I'm from Illinois

"Bryan Callen's face has the perfect texture for Dents"

@_antwonTT6

4 жыл бұрын

S'true.

I love how thoroughly he analyzes these short clips lmao

“Hey guys, don’t send the ones where they die.” 😬

@autofocus4556

4 жыл бұрын

google e he was joking I’m sure

@autofocus4556

4 жыл бұрын

google e I’m sure he was but he was probably just saying that because it looked really painful lol

“Guess if these people are white” 😂😂😂😂 That just came out of nowhere and I was DONE

@callanc3925

2 жыл бұрын

Came out of nowhere but we were all thinking it before he said it lmao

Send nothing but ones where they potentially died

@loganstriker2973

4 жыл бұрын

Huh?

@FinnDhaHuman

4 жыл бұрын

I mean those are fucking funny

@floresaza253

4 жыл бұрын

The coffin dance memes

KZread is the perfect texture for watching a Chris D'Elia video.

@arlenepayne309

4 жыл бұрын

It is tho.

@FatalFriction

4 жыл бұрын

@@arlenepayne309 Perfect texture for the 'tube.

@arlenepayne309

4 жыл бұрын

Hey@Fucketh Thou, do what your name says.

@googleedood9721

4 жыл бұрын

Excellent use of the word, my friend.👌

" Do you know what snow is?" "water" -Chris D. E. 2019

"don't send the ones where they die..what are you, Satan?" 🤣

Chris' reaction to the truck hitting the dude was priceless I laughed.. hard.

@raiusdaltar1483

2 жыл бұрын

Haha dude right? I fuckin lost it.

At first I thought wtf chris....I use the word texture all the time. Then I'm like oh, okay. We're cool. I do tile work 🤣🤣

@mysonandme8424

2 жыл бұрын

same

Now she can't run for a month because they couldn't wait a day.

The camera person is the real MVP. He or she could have not stayed with the joggers after the interview but s/he did and now we have this gem.

You can see the patch of ice 20 feet before she reaches it... It was preventable.. They said they were California kids, so they were determined to not gain an ounce over winter...lol

I like the dumb smile when he says "Guess if they're white"

@ReddFoxx1562

4 жыл бұрын

Let me guess if you're white

@rodgerza2

4 жыл бұрын

@@ReddFoxx1562 you can see my picture bro I'm not hiding it

@ReddFoxx1562

4 жыл бұрын

@@rodgerza2 Over your head and under your feet, it seems.

@nicktaylor1902

4 жыл бұрын

@@ReddFoxx1562 your joke has a pitch that wide? Weak.

@RadicalRedbeard

4 жыл бұрын

ReddFoxx1562 Your joke just wasn’t good sorry pal

The lady who slipped while jogging also did so after running directly onto a patch of sheer ice that was obviously indicated by the reflection of the street lights.

@bunklypeppz

4 жыл бұрын

​@Jeff Royer Woosh. Usually when you slip on ice, it's because you don't see it. I was pointing out the humor in the fact that she could have easily avoided slipping, but instead chose to run into the one highlighted patch on the ground that everyone could see. I wasn't just reiterating the fact that there was ice on the ground.

@bunklypeppz

4 жыл бұрын

@Jeff Royer Oh well, at least I'm not the type of person who browses youtube comment sections looking for opportunities to be a dick for no reason. Keep livin' the dream.

@LooseCan88

3 ай бұрын

She didnt fall til she tried to run on hubbys path, he cut her off than hits ground

The perfect texture doesn't exi-

No disrespect Chris but the dude getting hit by the ice cream truck is comedy gold. It has all the elements, the horn, the context, instant classic. Plus he walks away...

@samuelwoods164

2 жыл бұрын

The girl with the watermelon on the amazing race is also made to continue too.

"guys don't send in videos where they die" challenge accepted

@googleedood9721

4 жыл бұрын

#Shedied

It would've been great if when the girl slipped you added in the grape stomping lady's audio going "OW WOW OW WOW OW WOW!!!" LOL

The culture he has created is very impressive. It’s reminds me exactly of 6th grade where the cool kid has his followers and they just repeat whatever buzzword he says that week to the point of calling him daddy.

“If your listening to this and not watching the video. Guess if these people are white?” Hilarious quote!

Whenever im feeling down it takes maybe 15-20 seconds of listening to D'Elia and I'm pissing my pants.😂

"You fucking yoga teacher". Best insult I've ever heard lol

I had no idea who you were till i a few days ago. Then i saw this channel. Now ive watched a lot of stand up sets and youre one of my favorite comedians.

@ 9:38 bud homie puts his hands out like he's gonna slow down the delivery truck. Lmmfao🤣😂

Literally cried this video was hilarious. When he calls her a yoga teacher LMAOOO. And the scientist LOLLL

OOOOOOooooooOOOOOOps... that can happen

@dormetheus

4 жыл бұрын

they made a mistake TOGETHER

When he said "Hey guys. Guess if theyre white." I lost it.

It’s interesting how he’s genuinely changed since his semi- cancel. His attitude and demeanor are much less arrogant now. Fascinating.

@vernylee

2 жыл бұрын

This clip is years old tho

5:15 "If youre listening and not watching it on the video. Guess if these people are white" *dead stare* HAAAAA

I see you jeans sending in the death videos. Thanks for the hardcore fun 👖👖👖

Bruh that last one.... 😮😮😵😵😵

Lol the ice cream truck and then the watermelon to the face. I cant stop laughing oh shit

:28 "that's so funny dude" is the embodiment of everyone who's ever said lol in a text and never actually laughed

Lol the 4 seconds of WTF eye contact in the beginning is what makes me come back to this podcast

That guy got hit by an ice cream truck, he was fine, Tosh had him on for a Web Redemption.

“Guys, don’t send the ones where they die.” Lmaooooooooo

Chris. LET THE VID PLAY, BRUH!

For a minute I thought the joggers were black but it makes a-lot more sense now

@tylerclayton421

4 жыл бұрын

V hahhagagagga

@norseman9114

4 жыл бұрын

I think they were asian

That dude that got hit by an ice cream truck was on Tosh.O I think lol

9:51 you know Tom Segura would be laughing his ass off at that one

"Worst case we'll slide through a stop sign" slides through stop sign

I dont like when the girl falls... Proceeds to play it 5 times while laughing LMAO😂😂

“Wow, I love it 😐” - Chris D’elia

LMAO - the guy dancing into traffic getting slammed by that delivery truck LOOOOOL

At 8:15 that guys laugh sounds exactly like harry from dumb and dumber

The absolute best part of this, is when he says “guess if these people are white”!! I don’t know if people who do the videos are allowed to set up where the ads are, but that was fucking brilliant. Perfect timing, it was like watching an old sitcom again.

What’s even funnier is the camera guy on the texture snow one really did know or he wasn’t gonna keep filming them😂

I’m a baby !!! (Fart noise)

Perfect texture for a silly goose time

“oh does he get hit by a car, i can’t watch” *continues watching intently*

The guy laughing in the streaking video sounds like Harry in Dumb and Dumber LOL

My girlfriend was trying to remember from where she knows Chris, he looked familiar to her. After checking imdb and realizing she hasn't seen any of the movies we started watching these short clips where he rants and all of a sudden she said she remembered: "That's the dad guy from Full house" and she's right. Chris Delia is actually Bob Saget.

the perfect texture for running clip is an all-time

The 2nd video of the “perfect texture” chick biffin it while jogging in Portland OR is a classic 😝 First off, people in Portland DON’T know snow at all‼️ 2nd, aaaaah ya don’t jog in snow 🧐 s’stoopid

WE NEED MORE DESERVE IT SCALE REACTS

All these made me laugh non stop. Is there something wrong with me?

"It's the perrrfect TEXTURE for running"...."Yaaayyyy for us now let's start running in this perrrrfect text..AhhhBANGWAHHHH!!🤓🤕😖😵😫...😂😂😂😂

I love the news snow question LOL

I’m sorry, but the kid getting hit by that ice cream truck looking thing ... I’m lol so hard ... ok I’m dead!! ☠️

It's 1:02a in Memphis 11/18/22 and i don't know why TF my algorithm wanted me to know the origin story of "Oops" but I THOROUGHLY appreciated the history lesson!!! Thanks Elon!!!

"OOOPS, that can happen." Musta been the black ice? 🙉🙊🙈

Love his hair like this

Haha, never run full speed at night.

I felt self-conscious when he was talking about the guys running in the snow lmao.

The oops does it for me lmao

Bro watching this video high is fucking hilarious 😂 especially the snow running part

I don't care if he did die, it's funny. Getting taken out by an ice cream truck while ghetto dancing in traffic is divine comedy.

@lmlCOBHClml

4 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing that video on tosh

@Commando98100

4 жыл бұрын

“Ghetto dancing” S’racist

@DillHurley7

4 жыл бұрын

It's too intense to of made me laugh. I gasped. And then I felt bad for the poor immigrant ice cream driver that's gone get deported now for hitting a stupid child with his giant ice cream truck

Those last two were the funniest ones bro

Burgers in Amsterdam 😂

Love the noise the girl makes when she falls #priceless

Its the perfect texture for running! 5:40 LMAO stupid yoga teachers!

I was totally thinking the same thing on the last girl "uh, ain't she dead now??"

She literally ran on the only sliver of ice on the road… talk about texture 😄

I remember laughing my ass off at that ice cream truck one as a kid

Chris has the perfect texture for this

R.I.P. Chris D's Career

Bring this segment back

I’m reading the comments on a video of Chris reading video comments. Then the person reading this will be reading a comment about reading comments while someone was reading comments.

@JustMe-ql9li

3 жыл бұрын

Damn now i gotta say it out loud... im commenting on a comment about reading the comments on a chris delia video where he reads comments

Santa with a maga hat.....bars

I wanted to see the streaker eat plexiglass again. I thought that shit was hilarious.

She says oops like you and will when brian says/spells something wrong 🤣🤣

@chrislawrence5303

4 жыл бұрын

B-R-I-A-N

D'Elia used the snow runner video i sent him and i couldn't be more happy.

hey do you know what snow is? lol love it

Bro the last 2 were funny as hell

Please bring the podcast back

When Chris D'elia is your soulmate, but you live in AMSTERDAM

@0zem

4 жыл бұрын

Mizzzy90 that’s not a problem, just never say that you had your best burger in Amsterdam :D

I feel bad for those people but also from 9:38 on I couldn't stop laughing.

the burgers in amsterdam thing hit home cos all the burgers i had there were shite

Totally missed the rest of the watermelon video! So excited to so disappointed.

@TheMastergabe

3 жыл бұрын

Bro... she died

Lmao " hey you fucking yoga teacher"

It's true the non reaction is kind of the funniest bit of the streaker, even Chris almost laughed at that.

I fucking love Chris! (When hes not doing standup)

Perfect texture for KARMA.

Nah the dude getting hit by ice cream truck was by far funniest😂chris got soft!

Imagine the mushroom stamp left behind from the streaking video

I remember when Chris used to be like wtf is a reaction video