Chris D'Elia Has Bags of Anger | Congratulations Clips

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Kristin woke Chris up early for a meeting that ended up not existing. Chris was not pleased. Here's what happened...
Business & Pleasure (237) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire, No Pain) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.

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  • @TheWrestlingFam
    @TheWrestlingFam2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂 I love that Chris's anger is out of control and totally in control at the same time.

  • @Mr.Opinion

    @Mr.Opinion

    2 жыл бұрын

    some bruce banner shit

  • @publicoutlaw1731

    @publicoutlaw1731

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@BB787 then you should probably stop

  • @nathanwho1384

    @nathanwho1384

    9 ай бұрын

    Johnny learns a lot

  • @chrish2112

    @chrish2112

    9 ай бұрын

    He has control of his uncontrollable rage. I'm actually kind of impressed. 😂

  • @borisp4177
    @borisp41772 жыл бұрын

    As a blind guy with no eyeballs and no food, your life is harder than mine.

  • @4IndieForever

    @4IndieForever

    2 жыл бұрын

    there it is.

  • @mexicofly

    @mexicofly

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @joegrzesiek1527

    @joegrzesiek1527

    2 жыл бұрын

    But you typed this….

  • @colt4505
    @colt45052 жыл бұрын

    3:00 I died. I fucking love how he expresses his anger with a celebratory, "EEE-YES!" Fuckin' dying, dude. So glad this man has made a comeback.

  • @the1der

    @the1der

    2 жыл бұрын

    06:24 nikka Chris reminds me of Jack Nicholson Joker in the OG Batman. The eyebrows bro comedy

  • @John_B.
    @John_B.2 жыл бұрын

    “47 pieces of air” lmao this whole story was gold

  • @evonne315

    @evonne315

    Жыл бұрын

    That had me 😆

  • @dylancunard8824
    @dylancunard88242 жыл бұрын

    “What do I do with 2 carry-ons of anger?”😂😂😂

  • @jeffhearn3658
    @jeffhearn36582 жыл бұрын

    For those that missed this from the podcast, do yourself a favour and watch the whole episode- it’s pure gold. #237

  • @robertflood3007
    @robertflood30072 жыл бұрын

    I’ve never seen someone sit so still 😂 6:15 Then it’s gold through 6:55 with the anger bags🤣🤣🤣 Honorable mention for the mayor of fuckedville line 😂 “they voted you in” 🤣

  • @metaversal
    @metaversal2 жыл бұрын

    to lessen your anger just quietly say to yourself - "chocolate croissaaaannnts."

  • @greenytaddict

    @greenytaddict

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @karissakline6765

    @karissakline6765

    2 жыл бұрын

    I read it in the voice 😂😂

  • @overgrowngreens2900

    @overgrowngreens2900

    2 жыл бұрын

    You want 2.. that’s nice. Now you have your bologna fingers on it…

  • @evonne315

    @evonne315

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Serpent947
    @Serpent9472 жыл бұрын

    “But what do I do with all this anger?” 😭😭😭😭

  • @Hustlersmakeit
    @Hustlersmakeit2 жыл бұрын

    Damn I laughed so hard I almost crashed… his lil stutter breath… “that’s cool but what do I do with all this anger.” 😂😂😂

  • @alexbiale
    @alexbiale2 жыл бұрын

    Hands down, the best rant of all time.

  • @wolvesetc

    @wolvesetc

    2 жыл бұрын

    ? Are you … ?

  • @TheThirdErnest
    @TheThirdErnest2 жыл бұрын

    THE BOY NEEDS HIS SLEEP BRO.

  • @furiousdb
    @furiousdb2 жыл бұрын

    Chris, you are the greatest ever bro. (The day is fucked already) Your 10-second stare at the camera was all we needed to see.

  • @visheshtiwari1042

    @visheshtiwari1042

    2 жыл бұрын

    Facts 😂😂😂

  • @stephanieeppes8437
    @stephanieeppes84372 жыл бұрын

    The tears in my eyes from laughing so damn hard …..😂😩😭😂😩😩😩I keep coming back to this clip

  • @thehorizontries4759
    @thehorizontries47592 жыл бұрын

    This one is amazing. One of the best anger stories yet

  • @GeorgeFN
    @GeorgeFN2 жыл бұрын

    I can so relate to this. When we're late going out for breakfast (because of her) and then she goes "shall we just skip breakfast and go for lunch?"... PISSED!

  • @JeepTJay6
    @JeepTJay62 жыл бұрын

    This may in fact be the most relatable story ever told 😂

  • @ElN1N07
    @ElN1N072 жыл бұрын

    the silence at 6:16 is hilarious...hit too close to home hahah

  • @Kevin_EndStepMTG
    @Kevin_EndStepMTG2 жыл бұрын

    I Thought "What do I do with all this anger" was the bomb. But the PSI= Pieces of Air killed me

  • @gabrielsilvas9528
    @gabrielsilvas95282 жыл бұрын

    I knew this was going to be a perfect clip right after a big smoke sesh lmfaoo!! Ahhh yessss doood. 😂😂

  • @issacpearson4749
    @issacpearson47492 жыл бұрын

    9:39 is the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life 🤣🤣

  • @delaxanexel44
    @delaxanexel442 жыл бұрын

    Lmaooo she even got me mad

  • @josephcredendino2899
    @josephcredendino28992 жыл бұрын

    Chris you are hands down the funniest dude alive

  • @Chris-P
    @Chris-P2 жыл бұрын

    "What do I do, with more than 2 carry on's of anger"?? 😆

  • @mikedoyle6849
    @mikedoyle68492 жыл бұрын

    I’m deleting my meditation app and listening to this clip every morning before I start my day.

  • @brucekai7462
    @brucekai7462 Жыл бұрын

    I’m CRYING with laughter… holy fuck. “Ehhhh yes duuude” has to be my favorite thing EVER. fucking dead with belly aches from laughing.

  • @4IndieForever
    @4IndieForever2 жыл бұрын

    damn this was a masterclass in storytelling. Fucking funny man!

  • @c1audius
    @c1audius2 жыл бұрын

    The house that anger built 🤣

  • @zacharyhebert3293
    @zacharyhebert32932 жыл бұрын

    In summary; Everyday problems permeate socioeconomic tiers.

  • @sammata1905
    @sammata19052 жыл бұрын

    i had to watch the video after hearing the audio earlier. That architect/no coffee/flat tire storey ripped. That silence when you found out the meeting was on the wrong day...made my day.

  • @jhhd44
    @jhhd442 жыл бұрын

    Chris in 60fps is just that little bit extra frantic and I love it lol. Also surprised you dont have a coffee press for crunch time.

  • @ryanmorrissette27
    @ryanmorrissette272 жыл бұрын

    This whole section of the podcast and me during 😂😂

  • @jordandaniel714
    @jordandaniel7142 жыл бұрын

    The coffee sound got me lolol

  • @user-ji8xl9zz3o
    @user-ji8xl9zz3o2 жыл бұрын

    It makes me happy to watch this funny video …. and to also see you wearing my sunglasses that I bought two years ago that are still in style. YES!

  • @SurahOnline
    @SurahOnline2 жыл бұрын

    *”I GOT EYEBALLS!!!!!”* - Chris Delia

  • @hannanaber1770
    @hannanaber17702 жыл бұрын

    Never empathized with someone’s energy so fuckin hard. Life Rips 💀, love you Chris!

  • @Smellydoug
    @Smellydoug2 жыл бұрын

    Man, I love these.

  • @wateractivatedmakeup
    @wateractivatedmakeup2 жыл бұрын

    😭😭😭 the pause to acknowledge the anger level

  • @aroundtheweb_
    @aroundtheweb_2 жыл бұрын

    But what do I do with all this anger 😂😂

  • @vitocorleone1462
    @vitocorleone14622 жыл бұрын

    You have to lead Chris, you know the date, you organise when to get up, know how to change a tire. Damn you should’ve gone to alpha con 😂

  • @pedrobrocato1982
    @pedrobrocato19822 жыл бұрын

    I have just returned from the dead to comment that I died fucking laughing 😂 when he says “ Babe the meeting is next Wednesday “ Eeeyyesss Dude!!!!

  • @rickjamesand81
    @rickjamesand812 жыл бұрын

    Checking anger bags and paying extra, everyday!!!!

  • @luh_eerie
    @luh_eerie11 ай бұрын

    dude when she said I guess we can get coffee now I would have lost it in the best way

  • @Patriotsoftwash
    @Patriotsoftwash2 жыл бұрын

    This was the funniest shit I have seen in a long time

  • @mustyqizzle2381
    @mustyqizzle238115 күн бұрын

    Bobby Lee, Santino, and Chris D'Elia would be the perfect triad of comedy. My math is flawless.

  • @joshp9804
    @joshp98042 жыл бұрын

    Those touché moments are like birthdays every time.

  • @jeremyk5414
    @jeremyk54142 жыл бұрын

    There is no worse self inflicted stress than building a house 🤦🏻‍♂️ absolutely nothing goes to plan or schedule it’s s‘stressful

  • @Hidesinmud
    @Hidesinmud2 жыл бұрын

    I watched this whole podcast and still watched this clip! Yasss!!! Because I love Chris Yasss dude!

  • @Patriotsoftwash
    @Patriotsoftwash2 жыл бұрын

    It’s amazing how similar your wife sounds to mine. No matter what we do in life, she makes us late every single time, 110% of the time.

  • @Joshaaayy23

    @Joshaaayy23

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is probably a majority of ladies dude lol mine does the same lol

  • @ManOfAKind

    @ManOfAKind

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol, women… right 😨

  • @thedude6906
    @thedude69062 жыл бұрын

    Seeing those eye brows detail your facial expressions above those sun glasses just adds to the story.

  • @rayrivera6952
    @rayrivera69522 жыл бұрын

    Oh shit!!!! Far right Chris is coming out! After I heard next Wednesday, my face started to twitch lol

  • @MrCpittman1
    @MrCpittman12 жыл бұрын

    Thanks!

  • @adamhousenga7324
    @adamhousenga73242 жыл бұрын

    Callen needs to rough this guy up a bit

  • @stickyone11

    @stickyone11

    2 жыл бұрын

    srsly Chris too L.A now fr....take this man elk hunting lmfao

  • @Chadkid14
    @Chadkid142 жыл бұрын

    Great one

  • @ajaeflint2632
    @ajaeflint2632 Жыл бұрын

    I was having a fucked day like this and this video turned that into a manic laughing frenzy fucking thank you chris d’elia

  • @LosDefinit
    @LosDefinit2 жыл бұрын

    LMFAO this was the most relatable yet unrelatable shit ever

  • @theerickstone
    @theerickstone2 жыл бұрын

    “But what do I do with all this anger?” I had to pull my car over because I couldn’t see through the tears.

  • @brasondenton401
    @brasondenton4012 жыл бұрын

    Hey man, just because you have money doesn't disqualify you from having difficulties in life. Its not about the money, it's about learning from the hard times and growing as a person. We're all just trying to do the best we can with what we have.

  • @thomasbender2020
    @thomasbender20202 жыл бұрын

    Hahah "but its all good cuz im still chillin in bloody guts" -chris

  • @CoachHeyward
    @CoachHeyward2 жыл бұрын

    “We hit a POPhole I meant a POThole not a POPhole, that’s not what it is.” Oh-HOH! IT IS NOW!!

  • @haskewjiujitsu8758
    @haskewjiujitsu87582 жыл бұрын

    Love this 😆😆😆😆

  • @duke3196
    @duke3196 Жыл бұрын

    Greatest 10 minutes in the history of comedy

  • @shootie5764
    @shootie57642 жыл бұрын

    I feel like you could have avoided that if you would’ve said “you take a shower first” then rolled over and went back to sleep.

  • @czrthegreat
    @czrthegreat2 жыл бұрын

    Does anybody else think of Paulie Shore when he goes "aahyesss duuude!"

  • @BallJuiceOfZeus
    @BallJuiceOfZeus2 жыл бұрын

    Sorry you were inconvenienced. I delivered 94 cabinets into a house on my back today...

  • @tolpot
    @tolpot2 жыл бұрын

    Lol …the Guys Friggin Funny

  • @cryptoisthewaytogo
    @cryptoisthewaytogo2 жыл бұрын

    next weekend lol well i guess you have time to get your coffee now

  • @pandorepewpew6134
    @pandorepewpew61342 жыл бұрын

    This bit made me laugh more than any other of @chrisdelia 's . I had such a life ripping experience for the whole time ! Maybe because everyone went through this at least once but Chris puts the funniest words and attitude on it. Being himself, hence flipping funny as s#¥t

  • @dustinM613
    @dustinM6132 жыл бұрын

    Lol have a great day Chris.... life is funny sometimes ... finite vs infinite

  • @poopandfartjokes
    @poopandfartjokes2 жыл бұрын

    The entire purpose of the run flat tires is that they can run… flat. 🤦‍♂️ So did you even need to pull over? NO! But did ya need to call a tow truck? NO! But is that ok? Yes dude!

  • @ZChronicNebula

    @ZChronicNebula

    2 жыл бұрын

    Fr

  • @christinagiammona6850
    @christinagiammona68502 жыл бұрын

    This is my favorite anger rant EVER! 🤬😘

  • @mattthomason8656
    @mattthomason86562 жыл бұрын

    This was fucking great

  • @vcam3331
    @vcam33312 жыл бұрын

    This video deserves 1 million views

  • @thestangle1
    @thestangle126 күн бұрын

    I guess we can get a coffee now

  • @Tesla-w1d
    @Tesla-w1d2 жыл бұрын

    The mans sober... give him his fucking coffee on house building day

  • @justintindel9271
    @justintindel92712 жыл бұрын

    Haha so damn good

  • @mariomazziotti2151
    @mariomazziotti21512 жыл бұрын

    Long pause…..but what do I do with alll this anger??? 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ebagmaiyup7436
    @ebagmaiyup74362 жыл бұрын

    You should do a video on the car. It sounds dope

  • @AGfrom83
    @AGfrom832 жыл бұрын

    ".... Incredible you're not ready."

  • @20th_century_specter
    @20th_century_specter2 жыл бұрын

    "What do I do with all this anger?" Should be on a T-shirt.

  • @itwasaladream
    @itwasaladream2 жыл бұрын

    Gold lmfao

  • @atomiswave2
    @atomiswave22 жыл бұрын

    "The fans you ride with me and you ride hard" true.

  • @vnthony2439
    @vnthony24392 жыл бұрын

    Gotta give him props for how he deals with shit *Johnny rolls with the punches*

  • @zachboggs1300
    @zachboggs13002 жыл бұрын

    Came to the realization that fuckin Chris is my favorite fucking comedian holy shit he has me dead every single time I watch his content ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️😭😭😭

  • @PeterYost
    @PeterYost Жыл бұрын

    Oh really dude??? Inside sunglasses guy....love ya.

  • @samramage8946
    @samramage89462 жыл бұрын

    Change your own tyre, baby (referring to a state of infancy, not an affectionate term for media-consuming paychecks)

  • @CamWilliamsonOfficial44
    @CamWilliamsonOfficial442 жыл бұрын

    This is a 🔥🔥 10 ‼️

  • @cayleweldon5021
    @cayleweldon50212 жыл бұрын

    When he hits the whole “the meeting is next week” I thought he was about to kill someone

  • @thehorizontries4759
    @thehorizontries47592 жыл бұрын

    6:15 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-cg1oh8cj8t
    @user-cg1oh8cj8t9 ай бұрын

    "I've been to a lot of therapy and Johnny Learnsalot"

  • @goriaakash
    @goriaakash2 жыл бұрын

    Johnny learns alot 👌

  • @nancyjones6780
    @nancyjones6780 Жыл бұрын

    2 words for you: Chocolate Croissants ❤

  • @benb3684
    @benb36842 жыл бұрын

    I felt this story in my loins

  • @delaxanexel44
    @delaxanexel442 жыл бұрын

    Watched it twice, I was angry lol

  • @peakf1300
    @peakf13002 жыл бұрын

    “And i realize I’m in a nice boss Armenian car” AHAHAHAHHA

  • @MrDavydabeast
    @MrDavydabeast2 жыл бұрын

    I’m laughing my ass off

  • @delaxanexel44
    @delaxanexel442 жыл бұрын

    Johnny learns a lot.

  • @FSANCHEZog
    @FSANCHEZog2 жыл бұрын

    Genius!!

  • @lukebailey853
    @lukebailey8532 жыл бұрын

    Ya boy got that algorithm bumpin' Dont he.

  • @crizzydime
    @crizzydime2 жыл бұрын

    I've blown so many low profile run flats that I don't even bother putting them on my car anymore. Those tires are like paper

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