Chris D'Elia Has Bags of Anger | Congratulations Clips
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Kristin woke Chris up early for a meeting that ended up not existing. Chris was not pleased. Here's what happened...
Business & Pleasure (237) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire, No Pain) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.
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😂😂😂😂 I love that Chris's anger is out of control and totally in control at the same time.
@Mr.Opinion
2 жыл бұрын
some bruce banner shit
@publicoutlaw1731
2 жыл бұрын
@@BB787 then you should probably stop
@nathanwho1384
9 ай бұрын
Johnny learns a lot
@chrish2112
9 ай бұрын
He has control of his uncontrollable rage. I'm actually kind of impressed. 😂
As a blind guy with no eyeballs and no food, your life is harder than mine.
@4IndieForever
2 жыл бұрын
there it is.
@mexicofly
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@joegrzesiek1527
2 жыл бұрын
But you typed this….
3:00 I died. I fucking love how he expresses his anger with a celebratory, "EEE-YES!" Fuckin' dying, dude. So glad this man has made a comeback.
@the1der
2 жыл бұрын
06:24 nikka Chris reminds me of Jack Nicholson Joker in the OG Batman. The eyebrows bro comedy
“47 pieces of air” lmao this whole story was gold
@evonne315
Жыл бұрын
That had me 😆
“What do I do with 2 carry-ons of anger?”😂😂😂
For those that missed this from the podcast, do yourself a favour and watch the whole episode- it’s pure gold. #237
I’ve never seen someone sit so still 😂 6:15 Then it’s gold through 6:55 with the anger bags🤣🤣🤣 Honorable mention for the mayor of fuckedville line 😂 “they voted you in” 🤣
to lessen your anger just quietly say to yourself - "chocolate croissaaaannnts."
@greenytaddict
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@karissakline6765
2 жыл бұрын
I read it in the voice 😂😂
@overgrowngreens2900
2 жыл бұрын
You want 2.. that’s nice. Now you have your bologna fingers on it…
@evonne315
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“But what do I do with all this anger?” 😭😭😭😭
Damn I laughed so hard I almost crashed… his lil stutter breath… “that’s cool but what do I do with all this anger.” 😂😂😂
Hands down, the best rant of all time.
@wolvesetc
2 жыл бұрын
? Are you … ?
THE BOY NEEDS HIS SLEEP BRO.
Chris, you are the greatest ever bro. (The day is fucked already) Your 10-second stare at the camera was all we needed to see.
@visheshtiwari1042
2 жыл бұрын
Facts 😂😂😂
The tears in my eyes from laughing so damn hard …..😂😩😭😂😩😩😩I keep coming back to this clip
This one is amazing. One of the best anger stories yet
I can so relate to this. When we're late going out for breakfast (because of her) and then she goes "shall we just skip breakfast and go for lunch?"... PISSED!
This may in fact be the most relatable story ever told 😂
the silence at 6:16 is hilarious...hit too close to home hahah
I Thought "What do I do with all this anger" was the bomb. But the PSI= Pieces of Air killed me
I knew this was going to be a perfect clip right after a big smoke sesh lmfaoo!! Ahhh yessss doood. 😂😂
9:39 is the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life 🤣🤣
Lmaooo she even got me mad
Chris you are hands down the funniest dude alive
"What do I do, with more than 2 carry on's of anger"?? 😆
I’m deleting my meditation app and listening to this clip every morning before I start my day.
I’m CRYING with laughter… holy fuck. “Ehhhh yes duuude” has to be my favorite thing EVER. fucking dead with belly aches from laughing.
damn this was a masterclass in storytelling. Fucking funny man!
The house that anger built 🤣
In summary; Everyday problems permeate socioeconomic tiers.
i had to watch the video after hearing the audio earlier. That architect/no coffee/flat tire storey ripped. That silence when you found out the meeting was on the wrong day...made my day.
Chris in 60fps is just that little bit extra frantic and I love it lol. Also surprised you dont have a coffee press for crunch time.
This whole section of the podcast and me during 😂😂
The coffee sound got me lolol
It makes me happy to watch this funny video …. and to also see you wearing my sunglasses that I bought two years ago that are still in style. YES!
*”I GOT EYEBALLS!!!!!”* - Chris Delia
Never empathized with someone’s energy so fuckin hard. Life Rips 💀, love you Chris!
Man, I love these.
😭😭😭 the pause to acknowledge the anger level
But what do I do with all this anger 😂😂
You have to lead Chris, you know the date, you organise when to get up, know how to change a tire. Damn you should’ve gone to alpha con 😂
I have just returned from the dead to comment that I died fucking laughing 😂 when he says “ Babe the meeting is next Wednesday “ Eeeyyesss Dude!!!!
Checking anger bags and paying extra, everyday!!!!
dude when she said I guess we can get coffee now I would have lost it in the best way
This was the funniest shit I have seen in a long time
Bobby Lee, Santino, and Chris D'Elia would be the perfect triad of comedy. My math is flawless.
Those touché moments are like birthdays every time.
There is no worse self inflicted stress than building a house 🤦🏻♂️ absolutely nothing goes to plan or schedule it’s s‘stressful
I watched this whole podcast and still watched this clip! Yasss!!! Because I love Chris Yasss dude!
It’s amazing how similar your wife sounds to mine. No matter what we do in life, she makes us late every single time, 110% of the time.
@Joshaaayy23
2 жыл бұрын
This is probably a majority of ladies dude lol mine does the same lol
@ManOfAKind
2 жыл бұрын
Lol, women… right 😨
Seeing those eye brows detail your facial expressions above those sun glasses just adds to the story.
Oh shit!!!! Far right Chris is coming out! After I heard next Wednesday, my face started to twitch lol
Thanks!
Callen needs to rough this guy up a bit
@stickyone11
2 жыл бұрын
srsly Chris too L.A now fr....take this man elk hunting lmfao
Great one
I was having a fucked day like this and this video turned that into a manic laughing frenzy fucking thank you chris d’elia
LMFAO this was the most relatable yet unrelatable shit ever
“But what do I do with all this anger?” I had to pull my car over because I couldn’t see through the tears.
Hey man, just because you have money doesn't disqualify you from having difficulties in life. Its not about the money, it's about learning from the hard times and growing as a person. We're all just trying to do the best we can with what we have.
Hahah "but its all good cuz im still chillin in bloody guts" -chris
“We hit a POPhole I meant a POThole not a POPhole, that’s not what it is.” Oh-HOH! IT IS NOW!!
Love this 😆😆😆😆
Greatest 10 minutes in the history of comedy
I feel like you could have avoided that if you would’ve said “you take a shower first” then rolled over and went back to sleep.
Does anybody else think of Paulie Shore when he goes "aahyesss duuude!"
Sorry you were inconvenienced. I delivered 94 cabinets into a house on my back today...
Lol …the Guys Friggin Funny
next weekend lol well i guess you have time to get your coffee now
This bit made me laugh more than any other of @chrisdelia 's . I had such a life ripping experience for the whole time ! Maybe because everyone went through this at least once but Chris puts the funniest words and attitude on it. Being himself, hence flipping funny as s#¥t
Lol have a great day Chris.... life is funny sometimes ... finite vs infinite
The entire purpose of the run flat tires is that they can run… flat. 🤦♂️ So did you even need to pull over? NO! But did ya need to call a tow truck? NO! But is that ok? Yes dude!
@ZChronicNebula
2 жыл бұрын
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This is my favorite anger rant EVER! 🤬😘
This was fucking great
This video deserves 1 million views
I guess we can get a coffee now
The mans sober... give him his fucking coffee on house building day
Haha so damn good
Long pause…..but what do I do with alll this anger??? 😂😂😂😂😂
You should do a video on the car. It sounds dope
".... Incredible you're not ready."
"What do I do with all this anger?" Should be on a T-shirt.
Gold lmfao
"The fans you ride with me and you ride hard" true.
Gotta give him props for how he deals with shit *Johnny rolls with the punches*
Came to the realization that fuckin Chris is my favorite fucking comedian holy shit he has me dead every single time I watch his content ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️😭😭😭
Oh really dude??? Inside sunglasses guy....love ya.
Change your own tyre, baby (referring to a state of infancy, not an affectionate term for media-consuming paychecks)
This is a 🔥🔥 10 ‼️
When he hits the whole “the meeting is next week” I thought he was about to kill someone
6:15 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I've been to a lot of therapy and Johnny Learnsalot"
Johnny learns alot 👌
2 words for you: Chocolate Croissants ❤
I felt this story in my loins
Watched it twice, I was angry lol
“And i realize I’m in a nice boss Armenian car” AHAHAHAHHA
I’m laughing my ass off
Johnny learns a lot.
Genius!!
Ya boy got that algorithm bumpin' Dont he.
I've blown so many low profile run flats that I don't even bother putting them on my car anymore. Those tires are like paper