Chris D'Elia and the LA Diner Nightmare | Congratulations Clips
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Chris went with his friend to a diner in LA. His friend kept taking pictures of strangers' dogs, a homeless man with feces on his hands walked in, and Chris' car got broken into. It wasn't the best time.
Instant Warlord (240) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire, No Pain) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.
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@CobraJeans
2 жыл бұрын
It's sad for real you need some help bro !
@escovision1986
2 жыл бұрын
Chris should start a series called.. "Comedians Having Dinner, in Diners with Dogs" Fuck eating out bro lol
@benjamincjholmes
2 жыл бұрын
Get to UK when you can!
@juanitaleak6482
2 жыл бұрын
Wish I could be there!!! I’m in Australia though. Hope you come back some day!! ❤️
@cothy86
2 жыл бұрын
That last quote needs to be on a shirt in your merch store lol
Every time Chris talks about “his buddy” doing something stupid, I imagine it’s Brendan Shaub
@TheDeathXross
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, he did mention "his buddy" is in the spectrum...
@qwester141
2 жыл бұрын
This is 100% Lenoci
@halosrusty
2 жыл бұрын
100% Brenda
@dakotalenzi7630
2 жыл бұрын
Brendan wouldn’t be sitting passenger with Chris hahaha
@AJ-das
2 жыл бұрын
@@dakotalenzi7630 lolol
Imagine any other comedian telling this story. Theyd get boo’d off stage. Chris is hilarious
@DJFaNaTiiC
2 жыл бұрын
Johnny keeps ya interested
@davidperez5089
10 ай бұрын
He is indeed. But he's better in this format imo.
@ 8:03 "What WAS all that?!" "Yeah the shit on his hands" I laughed TOO damn loud in public They should NOT be hanging out on such two different wavelengths 🤣
@evonne315
Жыл бұрын
I feel like this was my last relationship. Complete miss. 😆
Chris’s simulation looping the dog in a diner scenario is golden.
8:00 best part of the story 😂😂😂
Chris is on the 'Mount Rushmore' of rant comedy along with Bill Burr and Sebastian Maniscalco
@ethangeorge2788
2 жыл бұрын
and timmy dilly
@michael3448
2 жыл бұрын
No way. This was hardly funny. A friend taking pictures of dogs, and a homeless guy? Hardly something to rant about.
@callanc3925
2 жыл бұрын
@@michael3448 A homeless guy with shit on his hands*
@topramen5344
2 жыл бұрын
@@michael3448 why are you here then
@haleyt3754
2 жыл бұрын
@@topramen5344 to see if it was funny
Love his distain for nonsense 🤣
“If there’s poop on your hands youuuu gotta be out of the establishment I’m in !” Amen man. Gospel.
The part where he’s asking “why” regarding his buddy taking the picture of the dog. Ok I was in traffic moments ago laughing uncontrollably and hoping that I wouldn’t get in an accident. Holy shit man that was funny. D’Elia your perspective/analysis of that situation was gold! Thank you!
Chris a fucking brilliant story teller and podcaster. Just hilarious! Thanks dude you brighten the day.
Chris should start a series called.. "Comedians Having Dinner, in Diners with Dogs"
"BC they wanted energy", Chris nailed it.
I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣 I loved this story 👌 Chris's hand movements are everything!
@michaelroy6046
9 ай бұрын
The hands really put the funny over the top 🤣
Chris is spot on about people that would bring a dog to a diner.
"Worth It....POPULATION .....ZERO" 😂😂😂😂
Everyone watching this has a friend exactly like this 😂 the advice at the end is actually spot on. I’ve been practicing that without realizing it until now. I have some oddball friends since elementary but the times I have met “new friends” they always end up being wayyy worse than my day 1’s
9:47 when you walk on an OLD wooden floorboard.
@asaprobbie6478
2 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite parts bro. 😂
@rastadude202
2 жыл бұрын
@@asaprobbie6478 hahah same!! 😂
@prostobardak
2 жыл бұрын
this one broke me
Might be one of the best clips ever
Love how you talk about energy. Its valuable. I suffer chronic fatigue (CFS/ME) and one of the causes of this illness is stress and trauma. Most people dont know prolonged intense stress is a form of trauma. So the contant barrage of energy vampires, soul sucking people and situations, and attention getters is part of the problem because thier external conditions. You can chose your friends and how you spend your time but its impossible to go anywhere without "risk of exposure". I literally had to become a recluse to save whats left of my autoimmune system. So. Struggle is real.
What a beautiful word picture you painted. I saw the entire incident in my head.
Chris gets annoyed at a diner? Thats so unlike him
@majesticpbjcat7707
2 жыл бұрын
Thays right
@Kyronite
2 жыл бұрын
@@majesticpbjcat7707 yeah yeah yeah lol i fixed it already
love your rants, man.. lol
😆💯👏keep up the great stories
This was gold😂
9:50 got me
went to sign onto patreon to get the early extended episode, then saw the bonus episode. 2 hours of Delia. Just turned my shitty day upside down.
Used to go here back in the day all the time. I feel like swingers is where you go before you make a decision that you don’t know Or understand how or why you’ve made said decision. But by then you’re no longer at swingers . It’s like the “gateway” diner - leads to further strange shit. Diners can cause individuals to make impaired judgements bro, is what it is . ✅
The irony of Chris questioning if his buddy is on the spectrum and then describing hearing peoples faces 😂
Funniest part about Chris talkin about his buddy being on the spectrum, is that as someone on the spectrum we can spot another who is in a heartbeat, and Chris is 1000% one of us. Lmao
Goddamnit man he does it every time. Not even the events that happened, but how he tells it. I laughed so fucking hard my wife looked at me like I’m an idiot.
Lmaooo this is so fucking funny. I already watched it during the podcast. And I’m watching it again now laughing just as hard as the first time
Lol the DOGS overlay 🤣🤣🤣
Yep, my new favorite channel lol
No shit on your hands and no dogs at the restaurant! I agree with you Chris.
Your rants are legendary, I haven't laughed this fuckin hard in awhile. Thank you, good sir. "Try not to meet too many people" words from the wise.
I'm cracking myself. Chris you are so cool.
I love when he said "iiiim fuuuuumin doooood"
If I see or smell shit on someone in a restaurant I'm leaving immediately and I'm not paying for the meal.
@K4rN1v00L
2 жыл бұрын
you have this happen often?
@Sprite_525
2 жыл бұрын
@@K4rN1v00L exactly lol
@Plantstho
2 жыл бұрын
You must be new to LA
great closing thought
The hand movements 🤣🤣
Dude this is potentially the funniest dude in a long time
😂😂😂 That's some series of events
Love your shit bro - never fails, always chuckling and you make me feel like I’m there 👊🏼😂
He will get even funnier in like a year. Love him
This is so godamn good.
9:50 best fkn part 😭🤣
I wish I could treat my friends like this and still keep them
This is definitely David Sullivan hahahaha
David...... he is definitely talking about David😂😂😂
I love mad Chris lmfao respectfully
I'm HOLLERINGGGGGGG!!!!!! LOL "Things you don't do when you first see a dog.... 1) you don't stab it!!!...." LOL
Lmfaoo happy Aries season 🔥
So good.
chris shoulda seen the clip where a dog in a diner bit off a guys finger and the man proceed to try and strangle the dog , it was WILD
@KasHxJay
2 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to send it to him IMMEDIATELY
"my friend who might be on the spectrum". HAHAHA....that was hilarious
This is definitely Bryan FulloDents Callen 😂
The whole video i was trying to bend my hands backwards like Chris
I look at my peripheral like a hippo lol
I’m fucking crying bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“You want energy..? MY HANDS ARE TIED..”
I’m literally crying so hard
he said nothing about the break in of his car
I come for Chris’s bendy hands
This scene played out like something from a Coen Brothers movie
I got tricked into learning a valuable moral lesson at the end. Damn you Chris!
09:42 fucking dying lol 😂
Peak D’elia right here folks
Theo is the friend on the spectrum isn't he 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This sounds like some kind of curb your enthusiasm situation 😂😂
@grittygoddess
5 ай бұрын
💯
I’m 99% sure he WAS talking about Theo being the artistic fella!
Lol dude Chris is hilarious 🤣
I just woke my girl friend up because I was laughing so hard
Gotta be Mike Lenocci 😂😂
Hanging out with Chris seems difficult lol don’t make any mistakes
Definitely talking about Theo
He needs a Curb style show, he gets it.
It could be literally any of his friends: Bert, Bobby, Theo…
I love that diner! I go there pretty often. The banana milkshake is top notch
@chashmal10
2 жыл бұрын
Who tf orders a **banana** milkshake 😂😂😂
Definitely Callen
The chuckle at 12:12
Fkin hilarious dude
“If there is a hair in my food I am going to blame you.”
Had me CACKLING when I watched this in the original ep. Doesn’t get old
11:03 I’m convinced it’s Brendan this is something he’d think would be funny
@Sprite_525
2 жыл бұрын
It’s one trillion percent Brendan
So fucking good lol
Lmao wtf lol 9:49
I had a TRIPPY dream lastnight that I was Chris D'Elia and I was getting ready backstage to go on stage to do a set, and I had to try come up with a set to do on the spot haha I couldn't think of anything to say but I felt great and the crowd loved me regardless haha 😆
Time to flush it down
Should have made a Dogumentary
Perfect Larry David moment
😆 He was being opportunistic /probably going along with you trying not to offend that dog/those owners
Now this sounds like "Mixed, Mental-Arts"
Dogs and Diners with D’Elia
I can’t believe he actually got them tats what a baller
This! 👏👏🤣🤣
This one had me fuckin dyin.......”worth it population 0”. Damnit thats good stuff
story missed one thing, the good ol "ch'dooooooin"
With Chris: LA Diner
Wow this is Me!!!