“When I wake up in the morning I never know about the sentences that are coming out of my mouth later in the day”

@ToonLink240

2 жыл бұрын

PROFOUND

@spencer1531

2 жыл бұрын

"How good does the toast have to be to allow Satan in your home?

This man talks to my soul every time

"How good does your toast have to be to allow Satan into your home?" 💀💀💀

When he called him Francis Ford Cappola I literally melted into the floor laughing. What a random but accurate observation lmao

@jarrettthomas4865

Жыл бұрын

I paused it there and looked him up and there was one of him in black and white that looked exactly like the guy and I literally laughed so hard for a solid minute

Not him bursting into "Real Love" while it's playing on the speakers in the Target I'm shopping at!!

@WesleyB-Rook

2 жыл бұрын

Wow what are the chances

@drummerdoingstuff5020

3 ай бұрын

Did you get a new toaster?

When she held up the first piece of toast I lost it

The best thing about waking up, is Satan in your cup.

S’a q-tip 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jayglamx3

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

These Chris Delia reaction videos give me so much life

@icu3869

Жыл бұрын

"I don't know if " Gawker" is a legitimate news source... Let's hear this story about a haunted toaster and see."...

Chris's thought process.. makes me smile.

@joshlogan2789

2 жыл бұрын

Chris’

@mindsigh4

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshlogan2789 Josh' thot process makes me wonder why english spelling & punctuation is so dislogical

@joshlogan2789

2 жыл бұрын

@@mindsigh4 illogical** 😏

Holy shit dude ...I'm laughing so hard I cant breathe.

I feel like Chris was talking about Brendon Schaub when he was talking about his friend that believes in ghosts.

@TV-zn7br

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair Brendan is wearing a hamsa all seeing eye necklace. (Witchcraft) So I bet he sees all kind of spirits

@leedsdrumacademy

2 жыл бұрын

That would imply that Chris and Brendan are friends...

@cag1

2 жыл бұрын

Joey Díaz and Bobby Lee believe in ghosts as well. They talk about it at length on Church #602

@aaandy44

2 жыл бұрын

Idk I felt more Burt vibes because of the "oh A hundred percent!"

@FactoryFugitive

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaandy44 Me too, only person I could think of aside from My friend Caleb and it's 100% not Caleb. So Burt is the only logical conclusion lol.

“ toast is done” that one line really got me.

"I don't know if " Gawker" is a legitimate news source... Let's hear this story about a haunted toaster and see."...

Chris is his zone through the whole vid, YES!! Too funny

This was my favorite podcast all summer so funny

@protoneuronium

2 жыл бұрын

Right on! "It" made me lol alone so many times. (which is rare) 🤣

Satan lives to make good toast haha great episode.

"3rd of all" really was as good as you amped it up to be. Lmao well played.

"Because a sentence never ends in My.."

"Yes Dude! Yes" is my new exclamation for something aggravating

I’m here for a silly goose time, and that’s all.

It says "Satan lives!"... she ded it... HEY June O'Brian ....you did ittt.. 😀 🤣🤣

@jasonruka1665

2 жыл бұрын

Favorite part haha!

14:51 I’m dying at this point 😂😂

If everyone had a big brother like Chris.. wwwwwwworld be better place😌

I would eat that toast 🍞slap some jelly on it and pray I don’t sound like Eli Wallach later

Tsk tsk... I'll send Satan down to your toaster...

Man this is the funniest clip ever idk how it doesn’t have way more views dying rn 🤣🤣

“Just eat it” 😂

@andrewrodriguez3180

Жыл бұрын

💀😂

Its crazy loppsided stares into the camera when he’s grinning at his own jokes and ideas. Lol 16:51

I cracked an egg and there was the word Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious..

My guess is the flames out of the toaster, was done with the same paper for magic wallet tricks.

So quick with the Q-tip

When we didn't think that could be Eli Wallach because his voice wasn't low, but then it turned out it was him, I'm still laughing!!!!

some of my favorite chris content lol

"Aaaaannnd she looks like a Q-tip".

June O'Brian 😅 call the coroner cuz I'm DEAD

1 minute in Im laughing so hard out loud twice people all around my house are asking what’s so funny and if I’m Ok lol

it took me 3 decades to notice one side of the q tip is bigger than the other

Opened my eyes in middle of the night, door opened by itself and stove was on when I had the courage to walk downstairs

The silver necklace is maybe the best part of this video

This lady is a comedic genius.

“Dude, KEEP IT SHORT ” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oops you interrupted me 🤣

"This is what the toaster sounded like" 😂

New merch alert: “where’s my Satan toast”

Actually if you take a racecar and turn it upside down you have yourself an accident

Satan doesn't like toast. 😂😂😂...

When I laugh out loud with my earbuds in my wife always asks “ya listenin to De’lia?😂😂😂😂😜😜😜😜😜

@alecstaley1017

4 ай бұрын

Can't even spell his name right yessss dude!!!

DUDE that q-tip comment was instant and so accurate hahahaha. s'q-tip

We should all be able to take a spin in that car since our subscriptions help pay for it 😅

Its a brave little haunted toaster.

Also, I didn't know Satan was American.

Do more reaction videos Chris…you analyzing the details is the funniest sh!t

09:56 I dont know how good of an impersonator Chris is but thats Bert Kreissler he talks about

@jaidaniels905

2 жыл бұрын

a hundred percent

He said its a one of a kind pieeeeece

That necklace you're wearing in a troll job right? hahaha

I may type lol a lot.. But I legit busted out loud when he held up toast with SATAN LIVES... I'm 💀 lol

I had to type racecar and check it. He’s telling the truth ya’ll.

Does ‘it’ say “A bit more” in Eli Wallach’s voice?

…i used to do the “sorry god” thing fucking TOO… i also say “excuse me” to my own burps when nobody is around..

9:53 100% sounds like Bert Kreischer hahaha

the toaster had a voice of john calude van dam

You can see the glee in his eyes when he talks

I hate when you get interrupted and you forget. oooops I'm using that from now on nicest way to stop an interruption

The only person who compares a snot to Jeff bezos rocket! I'm dead! 🤣

It could be referring to something inhuman, which I would consider satan as.

Farted right when you said "toot" and now I'm probably cursed

Why wasn't "The Human Equivalent of Toot" the episode title?

I was watching this video while making toast on my toaster

but in all fairness satan would probably make some fire toast though

I used to say “sorry god” as well. Hahahahaha

“Fuckin’ elbow of a chick”. I am dead

You could read the phone book and it would be entertaining. 🙌👑

Agreed!! I have had so many friends try and convince me about ghost and such and its always some stupid drawn out story that is not refutable evidence😂🤦‍♂️

I bet Chris would flip the eff out if he finds out that there are $400-$500+ toasters on the market... 😂

@mikeross5627

2 жыл бұрын

Chris such a bitch dude he prob got 2 of em

I lie wallach.... I'm in a puddle of tears.... ,,,

Where my satan toast?!😂😂😂

June is koo koo 🤣😂does she like the toaster or not? She said it makes good toast but it’s possessed oh man 😂She def scribbled Satan lives in the toast 😂🤣 wow

I'm no, "Encyclopedia Brown" here but....Hey! SHE DID IT! ⭐👊🏻

satan is the one that's at my house and he's in my toaster

Oops himself 😃

Nice chain dude. That reminds me of being 12 years old in 2003, all metal chains were the shit back then.

@jamescolin7813

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha this is amazing

@TaragonHelos

2 жыл бұрын

the most underhanded, holy christ lmao

@Kazza_8240

2 жыл бұрын

I've seen dogs with smaller chains round their necks

Woah race car - race car

Make em crispy through the gates of hell!

that guy was on Letterman in the early 90s

How is chris so behind that he hasnt seen Toastergate with coppercab by now.. wtf 😂

6:10 haha pure truth came out

To be fair, I don’t think she was saying the one mentioned in the toast message wrote it

Holeeeeeh fuuuck lol

Ah... just eat it

i don know why but this iss funny to me to day

Love you Chris!!!!!

a hundred percent? i think i know who believes in ghosts lol

The youngest man alive is fuckin back baby

Dang that chain ⛓️ is the shit!

Toast is toast

Free bank toaster?

hahhhaha im dying

“A sentence never ends with my” ends with ‘my’ brother 🤣

My mans never tried the French toast bread toasted.. We are not th'same