Chris D'Elia Reacts to Missed Connections on Craigslist in Bakersfield

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Chis continues his Missed Connections segment. In this one, he checks out the weird and wild stuff going on in Bakersfield. Stay until the end. It's amazing.
Clip is from: Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP113 - Brahdellee-ahtaht
Comedian Chris D'Elia (Incorrigible, Man on Fire) goes on tangent after tangent every week about what's going on, alone in his house.

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  • @aaronrobertson8334
    @aaronrobertson83345 жыл бұрын

    The last 3 min of this cured my depression.

  • @SDSuko

    @SDSuko

    5 жыл бұрын

    8 minutes in was so funny

  • @budrobinson7965

    @budrobinson7965

    5 жыл бұрын

    my god it was funny

  • @EJ08CPO

    @EJ08CPO

    5 жыл бұрын

    I’m only 2 minutes in and I’m creasing

  • @jasonrcruzacoya1984

    @jasonrcruzacoya1984

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sluggin percentage lolol

  • @SirenOffspring

    @SirenOffspring

    5 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @hunterendicott2673
    @hunterendicott26735 жыл бұрын

    His laugh is so good. And it makes me laugh even harder

  • @doodahman2995
    @doodahman29955 жыл бұрын

    Gotta love The D'Elia.

  • @m.sggs_9789
    @m.sggs_97895 жыл бұрын

    The song was the kicker for me I lost it... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dylanostapyk7656

    @dylanostapyk7656

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dude I can't stop rewinding that part over and over lol

  • @sammonroe3985

    @sammonroe3985

    5 жыл бұрын

    What's the name of the song?

  • @ViolentRunn

    @ViolentRunn

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@sammonroe3985 You Make My Dreams Come True - Hall & Oates

  • @sammonroe3985

    @sammonroe3985

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ViolentRunn thanks

  • @twanation2162

    @twanation2162

    5 жыл бұрын

    “What I want, you got, it might be hard to handle...” 😂😂

  • @ninalove3044
    @ninalove30444 жыл бұрын

    Wtf!! Ive been on a Chris D'elia binge since yesterday - like dying laughing with tears- how in THEE ACTUAL FK did I JUST discover him??? Im so happy rn

  • @duke3196

    @duke3196

    Жыл бұрын

    Comic genius

  • @user-ve3oj9re2k
    @user-ve3oj9re2k5 жыл бұрын

    LMAO one time this guy i knew said "so watched any good shows on the Flix recently?" and i was like wtf is the flix....he had to explain that it was short for Netflix....i roasted him for days

  • @NickGenovese
    @NickGenovese4 жыл бұрын

    “nsa what is that nasa?” no strings attached “oh yeah that’s right”

  • @gomez_tooraw3378
    @gomez_tooraw33785 жыл бұрын

    "So whats on baby" the only way i will ever acknowledge my wife from now on

  • @gushernandez9881
    @gushernandez988111 ай бұрын

    Nah “what I want” face has me CRYING dude 😂

  • @ereheryeht
    @ereheryeht5 жыл бұрын

    Omfg I was laughing so hard.

  • @zerofriends5592

    @zerofriends5592

    5 жыл бұрын

    Dude, the song when Chris put his arms out and smiled, shaking his head. Was the money shot. I never pictured something so gay and so funny. "You make my dreams come true" HAHA

  • @ModeratelyAmused
    @ModeratelyAmused5 жыл бұрын

    Hey Chris, I just subscirbed to your channel but do NOT contact me with unsolicited services and offers.

  • @EJ08CPO

    @EJ08CPO

    5 жыл бұрын

    James Morris that’s funny shit brah

  • @OfficialDJLaxative

    @OfficialDJLaxative

    4 жыл бұрын

    *S U B S C I R B*

  • @nikoma_
    @nikoma_4 жыл бұрын

    I cannot believe how many times I keep watching this and how it makes me cry laugh every time. My god man this is comedy gold. I’ve been sharing it like crazy.

  • @yig_501
    @yig_5015 жыл бұрын

    the face when vocals kicks in

  • @Big_Steve11
    @Big_Steve114 жыл бұрын

    Chris' face when he pointed at the sign made my week and it's monday

  • @annatnguyen7746
    @annatnguyen77464 жыл бұрын

    I really enjoy the way he smiles when he points at the "Do not contact me..." sign. 👍

  • @dmankilla8035
    @dmankilla80355 жыл бұрын

    This is the most I’ve cry laughed in a while

  • @ItsNessaTho
    @ItsNessaTho5 жыл бұрын

    "and i've never watched porn before, because i'm christian" 💀💀💀

  • @sumsar0125

    @sumsar0125

    4 жыл бұрын

    That one was confusing because it was so understated and he moved on from it quickly, he didn't "milk" the irony.

  • @juancflorido
    @juancflorido5 жыл бұрын

    I laughed sooooo hard 7:26

  • @babahancho813
    @babahancho8134 жыл бұрын

    Lmao the song part legit made my day.

  • @nailmomma
    @nailmomma5 жыл бұрын

    I love your laugh...it makes me laugh even harder

  • @klebeau4
    @klebeau45 жыл бұрын

    My stomach hurts 😂😂

  • @alo4912
    @alo49124 жыл бұрын

    Hearing the faint giggling in the background makes it funnier lol

  • @billbillson3129
    @billbillson31295 жыл бұрын

    Man this made my laughter come out 😂 great content as usual, thanks for the upload.

  • @HotdogGlory

    @HotdogGlory

    5 жыл бұрын

    “Made my laughter come out” eh.. se.. foreign

  • @commonbroadcaster
    @commonbroadcaster4 жыл бұрын

    Literally laughs more at himself when he does the "What's on ladies" 😂💯

  • @UsSpect
    @UsSpect5 жыл бұрын

    😭 I’m cryin, damn that was hilarious with the music and “acting”

  • @hosaepalvin9795
    @hosaepalvin9795 Жыл бұрын

    his joy once he started doing the face kills me haha

  • @2CommaClub
    @2CommaClub5 жыл бұрын

    Do yourself a favor and just pause the video at 7:45 and leave it there for a little while, and enjoy

  • @IAMayito90
    @IAMayito905 жыл бұрын

    I’m so weak!! Chris is comedy!!! My favorite lol. I can listen to his stand up and podcasts all day!! Haha

  • @stevendelopoulos
    @stevendelopoulos4 жыл бұрын

    Dude I love you, you’ve had me laughing all week.

  • @dreambiglistentomymixtapes983
    @dreambiglistentomymixtapes9834 жыл бұрын

    You can't watch his podcast without the video 😂

  • @dreambiglistentomymixtapes983

    @dreambiglistentomymixtapes983

    4 жыл бұрын

    7:50 bruh

  • @sebastiangosse3628
    @sebastiangosse36285 жыл бұрын

    😂😂i woke up my son laughing

  • @Emily00Strange
    @Emily00Strange5 жыл бұрын

    I knew a guy that would say "let's look it up on The Goog" instead of just saying Google 😏

  • @Jack-rk7jc

    @Jack-rk7jc

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Antenna2heaven did he call himself the nard-dog by any chance?

  • @MartinEiken

    @MartinEiken

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Jack-rk7jc You nailed it bro, that's 100% the type of guy they wanted to create

  • @alexbaum2204
    @alexbaum22045 жыл бұрын

    I’ll never listen to Hall and Oats the same way again. This song is in every third movie and I will forever think of Chris bringing a man to climax with vigor.

  • @DebateThis
    @DebateThis5 жыл бұрын

    Great job man loving the cast.

  • @BaddLudo
    @BaddLudo5 жыл бұрын

    I'm trying to eat lunch in the office and I'm crying laughing, jesus 🤣

  • @Jamedia66
    @Jamedia664 жыл бұрын

    Okay man, I’m out here eating a f’ing eclair and I literally just almost wrecked my car from exploding so randomly from that little song and visualization! Bro.. Bro!!!! Yes, I pulled over to make this comment 😂 F’ing Historical man!!!

  • @juleecarpenter1106

    @juleecarpenter1106

    3 жыл бұрын

    I am just now reading this and the same exact thing happened to me last night. I had to stop and post about it also.😂👍🏽I was drinking a blueberry smoothie and had my mouth on the straw and at the 7:40 mark when he started the Hall & Oates song? I sprayed so much smoothie out of my nostrils and I peed a little SIMULTANEOUSLY it was EPIC BRO😂👍🏽

  • @blownnbetter4822
    @blownnbetter48225 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂 Chris’s podcasts are as amazing as stand up. Pissing my pants at my shitty job

  • @jamescarrier3372
    @jamescarrier33723 жыл бұрын

    Bro! The last one almost killed me! I fkn dry heaved, i laughed so fkn hard!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @j.a.r.family2576
    @j.a.r.family25765 жыл бұрын

    I love how he reads the end about do not contact me with blah blah blah. Like they put that in the post.

  • @agm8214
    @agm82145 жыл бұрын

    8:03 that laugh!!! 😂

  • @qawal12
    @qawal125 жыл бұрын

    I'm in tears bro! 7:45

  • @Cissyslit
    @Cissyslit5 жыл бұрын

    When the music dropped I about fucking died laughing hahaha.

  • @Angelothecomedian
    @Angelothecomedian4 жыл бұрын

    Omg the last 3 minutes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ctatum_
    @ctatum_5 жыл бұрын

    I think this was the funniest thing I've seen in years

  • @Life_Rips
    @Life_Rips4 жыл бұрын

    Omfg this shit had me crying at end! That face...lmfao!

  • @shimmy5340
    @shimmy53403 жыл бұрын

    I literally scream laughed in my kitchen for the last 3 minutes of this

  • @pratikadhav8202
    @pratikadhav82025 жыл бұрын

    This is the hardest I have laughed in a while!!

  • @GomJabbar9
    @GomJabbar95 жыл бұрын

    I had a bad day but then it was all erased when I got to 7:08 Thanks Chris, you're the man!

  • @qawal12

    @qawal12

    5 жыл бұрын

    So good

  • @rbbnice
    @rbbnice Жыл бұрын

    I’ve watched this at least a hundred times

  • @matty4855
    @matty48553 жыл бұрын

    I was crying at the end LOL

  • @LOZlaura
    @LOZlaura5 жыл бұрын

    Your laugh sounds like baby angels being born, music to my ears 😂😂😂😂

  • @Pouya0820
    @Pouya08202 жыл бұрын

    I can’t stop watching this

  • @SirenOffspring
    @SirenOffspring5 ай бұрын

    I totally understood when he said "that hurts my heart".😅

  • @valeriedelacruz8423
    @valeriedelacruz84235 жыл бұрын

    8:00 had me gasping for air

  • @Joooools
    @Joooools5 жыл бұрын

    I love watching Chris on the tubes babies!

  • @Vassiliadis504
    @Vassiliadis5045 жыл бұрын

    Lmfao I'm dying laughing haha

  • @cceja688
    @cceja6885 жыл бұрын

    I’ve listened to various Joe Rogans, This past weekend w/ Theo von, Your moms house, 5 minute podcast, Church of what’s happening now, and I’m now just discovering “congratulations” and God damn... I’ve been missing out.

  • @doommuffinz5276
    @doommuffinz52765 жыл бұрын

    "Not that i do that, cuz im christian"

  • @BurgundyKRO
    @BurgundyKRO4 жыл бұрын

    I've watched this everyday for 3 months.

  • @rebekahlikesmusic2723
    @rebekahlikesmusic27232 жыл бұрын

    Man this has me dyin laughing. Chris is hilarious

  • @itsjezzybrah
    @itsjezzybrah5 жыл бұрын

    Dude this should be a weekly thing

  • @natedetailscars
    @natedetailscars2 жыл бұрын

    7:05 is all I see when I hear that song for 3 years now.

  • @Pouya0820
    @Pouya08202 жыл бұрын

    I haven’t been able to stop laughing

  • @bricegrissom1910
    @bricegrissom19105 жыл бұрын

    best podcast yet!

  • @dbregman85
    @dbregman854 жыл бұрын

    Ho boy i should NOT have drank water before this, nearly spit that shit out LOL

  • @marciec1048
    @marciec10484 жыл бұрын

    ❤ love his Podcasts

  • @robmesser5892
    @robmesser58925 жыл бұрын

    I'm crying from laughter!

  • @wrhodez7185
    @wrhodez71854 жыл бұрын

    Reminds me of Madtv "Lowered Expectations" I was DYING....

  • @dylanostapyk7656
    @dylanostapyk76565 жыл бұрын

    The sonic drive in part had me crying for 2 days holy shit I sent that clip to everyone I know Fucking hilarious!!! @6:30 Holy shit Thank you Lololol

  • @christopherrainwater991
    @christopherrainwater9915 жыл бұрын

    Same sign in the background of do not contact me lol

  • @GrimspecteR.
    @GrimspecteR.5 жыл бұрын

    Oh goddamn it...i don’t know what it is but i just LOVE the fuck out of Chris’s laugh.

  • @sharleenduplessis6632
    @sharleenduplessis6632 Жыл бұрын

    YOU are f'ing awesome , thank you xoxox

  • @Keell444
    @Keell4442 жыл бұрын

    7:26 best part of this video 😂

  • @Sticeyyy
    @Sticeyyy4 жыл бұрын

    I had anxiety before bed and this made it go away.

  • @Kellygluckman
    @Kellygluckman5 жыл бұрын

    "I've never done it cuz I'm Christian" with the biggest eye roll I've ever seen. Had me rolling

  • @alen6330

    @alen6330

    5 жыл бұрын

    Y R U GEH?

  • @OhThatsNikko
    @OhThatsNikko5 жыл бұрын

    Bfo I love the way you just spitball the jokes as they come to you and start crackin up at your own shit. Thats real comedy.💯 😎🙌

  • @MrWrecklessD
    @MrWrecklessD5 жыл бұрын

    The ending to this shit made me laugh so hard I almost woke the baby 😭

  • @jakasaras5525
    @jakasaras55255 жыл бұрын

    "Hey what's going ..." *dying inside noise*

  • @kaylagrey7257
    @kaylagrey72574 жыл бұрын

    His laugh 💜

  • @LostMyStick
    @LostMyStick4 жыл бұрын

    I could’ve sworn that Chris was Rick from the TWD

  • @BeardedAddiction
    @BeardedAddiction5 жыл бұрын

    This is honestly too funny

  • @chadfrozt8404
    @chadfrozt84045 жыл бұрын

    2:10 hahaha ur a legend!!! If I become a famous rapper, I wanna be on this show 😂😂😂😂

  • @JulesJenkins-ys5ne
    @JulesJenkins-ys5ne9 ай бұрын

    Chris is everything🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @leekautz2926
    @leekautz29264 жыл бұрын

    This dude is unreal. Funniest dude ever

  • @Viper-tq1zs
    @Viper-tq1zs5 жыл бұрын

    hahahah the first result for missed connections in austin texas says "girl at bus stop did you fart" "are there any girls that want to fart on my face please" LMAO

  • @greggmacjackson
    @greggmacjackson4 жыл бұрын

    Hey Chris, I subscribed to tha cast!

  • @jessiszk4676
    @jessiszk46762 жыл бұрын

    I remember reading one in a Seattle missed connections and the guy was like “we made eye contact on capital hill today. You’re gorgeous and i would love it if you sat on my face. “ something like that. Had me laughing cause now its like i wonder how many people you make eye contact automatically want you to sit on their face…

  • @idafox2499
    @idafox24995 жыл бұрын

    Dude is goofy lol Making me laugh so hard

  • @francisg5207
    @francisg52075 жыл бұрын

    "My slugging % is .520" hahaha

  • @micahmatyi131
    @micahmatyi1315 жыл бұрын

    HOLY SHIT!!!! Best ever!!!

  • @STSGuitar16
    @STSGuitar165 жыл бұрын

    Someone should make a compilation of all the sections of complete silence in these podcasts. It’d be pretty long.

  • @brookemoore484
    @brookemoore4844 жыл бұрын

    I am literally LMAO 😂

  • @dlaldlaldlanutsntnstn1418
    @dlaldlaldlanutsntnstn14184 жыл бұрын

    Gonna be honest I wasn't a big fan before, stand ups just didn't tickle me for whatever reason. But you just being yourself on these podcasts is fucking hysterical. Converted D'Eliaber

  • @erlendviken6412
    @erlendviken64125 жыл бұрын

    For some weird reason I like it when referred to as his babies

  • @shakadeekee
    @shakadeekee4 жыл бұрын

    Way better than his stand up 😅🤣🤣

  • @bondosaucy9675
    @bondosaucy96755 жыл бұрын

    This shit just made my day so much better, laughing my balls off

  • @tylersworld91
    @tylersworld915 жыл бұрын

    Shoutout Bakersfield! 😭😭😭😭

  • @darkcamo77
    @darkcamo775 жыл бұрын

    You and Shultz are the new Murder inc.

  • @hydetannen2923
    @hydetannen29234 жыл бұрын

    I was crying at this shit, dude

  • @breza1515
    @breza15155 жыл бұрын

    greatest double take of all time 0:30

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