Get that money ladies!

@adamholley7851

4 жыл бұрын

Tell em Chrissy!

@taliaxsatania

4 жыл бұрын

as a sex worker, I didn’t find it that funny of a joke but 🙃

@anthonycappozzo802

4 жыл бұрын

Bro, fuck EVERYONE!!!!! Wisconsin!

@chananyaobrien2358

4 жыл бұрын

Talia Satania and the fat guy hates the obese jokes and feminists hate the women jokes and so on. They’re just jokes.

@tagootuesday6521

4 жыл бұрын

Clips For The Babies - A Chris D'Elia Channel I love boobieloobies bro

Your not gonna trick me, Chris. I know this video is really 14 minutes.

@kidder83

4 жыл бұрын

jjl lww *proceeds to check timestamp*

@rocketeerultra5044

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@rcortada86

4 жыл бұрын

Excellent. Lol

@AlanaBananaCanada

4 жыл бұрын

Fooled me

@nghtspawn651

4 жыл бұрын

You're*

Hates 9.99, but says 39. Just say 40, bro. It's one year.

@brandonleeps

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

@gregobrien7972

4 жыл бұрын

You dont choose what age to set. They choose to make it one less cent

@ignaciorodriguez1234

4 жыл бұрын

@@gregobrien7972 no fucking way

@buzzymm

4 жыл бұрын

39.99

@andrewwherry7727

4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

I hope this doesn’t discourage Chris from doing onlyfans I have my card ready

@SurahOnline

4 жыл бұрын

And its only 9.99....soooo much better than 10.00. Bargain!!

@steveo.574

4 жыл бұрын

I want those toe shots!!!

@MM-mq9xj

4 жыл бұрын

No way He’s too young

@Semi-Addict-Gamer

4 жыл бұрын

M M don’t worry, I think he is legal👌🏼

@angelinaguglielmo

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao 😂💀 me too

Even as a Childrens.

The fact that this video is 13:59 minutes long is hilarious

@grittygoddess

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Murdy just say 14 dawg

@AlanaBananaCanada

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure its 14

But that 40 of water lmfao

@user-on7dg4rn8z

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@couchman-sw6jy

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t hide from it 😂

@AV-sd7cq

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh where can I buy some of these? Need to stay hydrated after drinking a 24 pack

@danielmcclure8882

4 жыл бұрын

ironically it's only 39.99 ounces.

Chris D’elia the only dude to mess up a word and then repeat the same way

@soulfuzz368

4 жыл бұрын

kincaid ramsay that’s jazz

@maxalings7941

4 жыл бұрын

Double downs on his mistakes is a fucking power move

"She'll show you her Fried Butterfly" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@Nikolebichon

4 жыл бұрын

Moe Money & billloobeees

@esotericleigh

4 жыл бұрын

Moe Money died babahaha

@wobbe6624

3 жыл бұрын

He got me with that one as well ;)

Don't worry, Sweet Tart. I'll handle this.

@ajsmith12

4 жыл бұрын

With his sweet tartin' ass.

@mrsmith7581

4 жыл бұрын

That part killed me 😂

His Persian.. I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

“Show their bits and pieeeces” 😂😂😂

Sensational.

@B-RaDD

4 жыл бұрын

Damn... You win

He's not trying to makes us laugh. He's trying to make himself laugh.

@zenrincon7472

4 жыл бұрын

But u still laughed 💀

@ryanbrown4053

3 жыл бұрын

@@zenrincon7472 he never said Chris wasn't funny

“I want my girl lookin like a Simpson” 😂😂

My best friend of 30 years calls $9.99 "nine dollars"

@andrewtregoning

4 жыл бұрын

How you know my wife?

@mullmiller

4 жыл бұрын

Dude. I laughed so hard at this comment.

@phlohmoh6725

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck that guy

@nonamemcgillicutty9585

4 жыл бұрын

Clever

@iwatchyoutube6539

4 жыл бұрын

How has he remained your friend after one year of him saying that?

So Infant D'Elia sounded like a stroke victim....

One cent?? DOESN"T EVEN MAKE A....DENNNNNNNNTTTTTT

Just went to Chris D'Elia store and he has all his prices WHOLE numbers so RESPECT

People pay money to watch a girl take a bath in a bikini. Mind blowing.

WE’RE OUT HERE GETTING KILLED LMFAO!!!!!

@Jordan-fy6mw

4 жыл бұрын

I was dying there😂😂

I've never understood the 9.99 thing either. That used to bother me as a kid walking into a store ready to buy something with a 10 dollar bill and getting pissed cause i didn't factor in taxes. I was like put the exact price on the items so there is no guessing.

@bonchatbonrat

4 жыл бұрын

Silus33 that’s how it is here in England, it doesn’t make sense in America !

@CherryDiMilo

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, Europe in general...

@TeamLas3r

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah but if you buy 100 of that 9.99 item then you get a nice and even number with zeros as the decimals

@thestuffmikedoes2309

4 жыл бұрын

It increases conversion...it's purely psychology, not based on logic at all. While it might not work on you specifically, it works statistically so of course a business that is trying to make more money is going to do it.

@tykeboy16

4 жыл бұрын

@@CherryDiMilo not just Europe, the whole world but America and Canada

theres not a single minute here that doesnt have me in stitches lmfao

The delayed Renner peeking in from the side @12:03 is amazing. Hats off to the editor(s) 👏

A lot of women really are out here looking like a simpson, damn 😆😂

Chris “myonlyfans” D’Elia

Damn I'm glad i found this gem of a channel

duuuude u kept it soooo solid on this... all the way thru. ur opinion, POV, actions & non, etc on this one were 100% honest, kept it real, humourous, sime haha but in detail.. an it was fuckiiing primo bruv

Is there an app for the Lonely Fans lol

@user-on7dg4rn8z

4 жыл бұрын

billion billz_ 😅

@musek5048

4 жыл бұрын

bruhhh you better make that app or find someone who can cuz that a million dollar idea right there lmao

@TemporalJimi

4 жыл бұрын

@@musek5048 lonely fans is quite literally what onlyfans is

@musek5048

4 жыл бұрын

@@TemporalJimi hahahaha you got me there! Is thats what the lonely island boys do on their off time?

Chris D'Elia: anything Chris D'Elia: HAHAHA HAAAAAAAAA

I'm about to take shrooms and I wish I waited till I was peaking to watch this. Jeremy Renner lol

As a persian guy, wtf man?! 😂 Who said that?!

The “get your money bit” at 10:40 till the end had me cry laughing. So funny Chris!

Hey man ready for you to come back to Memphis TN saw you at the Orpheum ,it ripped!

I hear this guy is the youngest 39 year old in the world

@justingary9982

4 жыл бұрын

You heard correctly

@jackfarley1348

4 жыл бұрын

Youngest guy you ever met

@emill2119

4 жыл бұрын

Youngest guy weve ever met

@iwatchyoutube6539

4 жыл бұрын

He definitely said 49

@andrewwherry7727

4 жыл бұрын

For a hot minute he was..

"Fried butterflies"🤣😅.. it's the little things

Great frkn set up to the end Chris, starting wooing at the end!

Lmaooo his eyes at 11:19 o👄O

iDubbbz: accused of being a simp because his girlfriend is on Only Fans. KZread: yeah let's recommend this video now.

@iwatchyoutube6539

4 жыл бұрын

Shut up bitch

@Semi-Addict-Gamer

4 жыл бұрын

Kevin is my name Why are you lying? We all know bitch is your name.

@dunktherapper

4 жыл бұрын

@@Semi-Addict-Gamer yea kevin you bitch

@Mau-JMR

4 жыл бұрын

@@dunktherapper oh hey it's Kevin the bitch

@wadsmitter511

4 жыл бұрын

At least Mikael Åkerfeldt is no simp

Dude my dream is to be able to chill with you for a day omg. Dude your the best with freestyle comedy!

If you're on Only Fans.... Ya Hookin'

@YoutubeCommentRater

4 жыл бұрын

yep

That “Thanks bro” was really nice.

I want my girl looking like a Simpson!! 😂😂 omfg 🍻😂

Thank you I needed to hear this sometimes I need to feel chivalrous because of some empty void that might relate to my mom forcing me to go to the Renaissance faire

Is OnlyFans based in Albuquerque?

@xazzielmartinez2060

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel Young yes. Next to Netflix studios

1:11 almost spat out my milk.

I’m laughing so hard at the end of this omg. Jeremy renner ong

love the Persian guy impression :))))) really accurate

His Persian accent sounds like a bjj tutorial

0:37 fried butterfly VAGENE hahahh

Cents don’t make....DEENTSS

MISS YOU BRO, come back!

This is why I'm a fan Chris 😂

"How bout that, du uuude" 😆🤣😂

5:49 ooops say hello to Ivan 😂

Omfg the Dippity Do comment sent me over the edge, I haven't heard of that shit since my grandma smeared it on me as a kid 🤣

Haha pls do more Persian guy impressions

House paint for makeup and cement in her lips.... I feel like lots of women have this look!

“Fried butterfly” dear GOD🤣🤣

That Jeremy Renner sting tho!!!!! Lol

Cents don't make Dents

He did not just say dippity-do 😂😂😂

Now that I think of it, you're right! Lunch for two days it is.

9:22 playing this on repeat fucking kills me

7:45 D’Elia bud the word your lookin for is simp🤣

Damn. I like Chris Delia because he’s funny just riffin and going off the cuff. That’s what a good comedian is all about.

Who does chris de lia laugh at when he looks around lol looks so funny!!!

BRO THE JEREMY RENNER SHIT GETS ME EVERY. SINGLE. TIME

The onlyfans members section coming after your neck on twitter 😂

Dude the Jeremy Renner drop is fucking hilarious

Many years ago a major store chain similar to sears decided to make all of their merchandise even numbers and they marketed it under honesty and clarity. Their sales dropped so significantly they dropped the marketing campaign within the year returning the original pricing for example 19.99 instead of 20.00. Marketing psychologists had discovered this small penny price difference had a significant effect on the purchasing habits of consumers. I read this on the net so it must be true lol

Thanks!

He’s got me dieing at the first forty seconds.

fried butterfly and boobilubies

There’s onlyfans models out in the streets getting murked??? Where??

Dude the 9.99 is a solid bit. I hope he uses that again in the future

I can appreciate what you did with the time there chris 😂😂😂

The Persian guy impression is 100% the twins from Family Guy!

@winterc.2476

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's retarded. Based on nothing

@rbc3010

4 жыл бұрын

Winter C. Like my birth

You should play the lead in a Pauly Shore biopic.

Miss you 😢

lmfao "fried butterfly"

The Persian jokes were spot on.

Were do l sign up ??

Fried butterfly and baloobies 😂🤣😂🤣

Fried butterfly!!!!! 😂😂😂😂

LMAO! Fried butterfly?!

chris d elia is too young to be on onlyfans

You made me laugh with my diaphragm.

Chris ya hookin!

You went full Renner at the end.

Aaaaaand Juan Fire & Ivan Gutridov

Collect 44 dollars ohhh,my makin me roll man!

This man is a god ! 🧎‍♂️ 🧎‍♀️ 🙏🏻 ❤️

This video is so shortest video in history, not even 14 minutes.

THE GOAT

Give us more main attraction drops

Fried butterfly 😂😂😂

Show me ya shhmashed up buttafly - TMP

The title of this clip should be... It doesn't Matter!

5:12 it sounded like he was speaking with a new York accent for a minute there isn't he from new jersey