Chris D'Elia Reads Porn Titles Over HBO Intro Theme Song

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Chris talks about how ridiculous titles for porn are and then has the idea to read them while an old HBO intro theme song is playing. It's the best.
Clip from: The Apple Is Red (173) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
• The Apple Is Red (173)...
Comedian (Incorrigible, Man on Fire, No Pain) and actor Chris D'Elia sits down every week to talk about what's on his mind.

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  • @robertmcgillivray120
    @robertmcgillivray1204 жыл бұрын

    When he reads off one that you watched like two days ago

  • @g.s777

    @g.s777

    4 жыл бұрын

    Teen spinner lol

  • @Jaysus777Live
    @Jaysus777Live4 жыл бұрын

    The sheer glee on chris’s face as he gets ready to read the title kills me lol

  • @gubberfuck
    @gubberfuck4 жыл бұрын

    Should be a recurring segment at the end like Missed Connections.

  • @jpk51

    @jpk51

    4 жыл бұрын

    I miss missed connections 😖

  • @MegaLaban12345

    @MegaLaban12345

    4 жыл бұрын

    100%

  • @plumbussmith
    @plumbussmith4 жыл бұрын

    Another title, Chris goes through his internet history.

  • @sacredscribble9251
    @sacredscribble92514 жыл бұрын

    Watched this on magic mushrooms. Had to take breaks as I went into a laughing fit. Hands down, funniest thing I have seen.

  • @Zzslayr
    @Zzslayr4 жыл бұрын

    Chris Delia is at Peak Form when getting Drilled on His DESK during a Podcast mini BOOM

  • @LAFC_Lalo
    @LAFC_Lalo4 жыл бұрын

    Plot twist, he’s reading his playlist

  • @ZakWalker94
    @ZakWalker944 жыл бұрын

    NOT A BOOM IF IT’S mini

  • @darshin95

    @darshin95

    4 жыл бұрын

    Boom's are BIG

  • @christianmaas8934

    @christianmaas8934

    4 жыл бұрын

    He sounded like Dice

  • @IwbarTV
    @IwbarTV4 жыл бұрын

    drinking less coffee would probably help..

  • @Sampsss
    @Sampsss4 жыл бұрын

    this is only something chris could pull off😂💀

  • @danjharvey
    @danjharvey4 жыл бұрын

    Love how you were bopping to the beat and finding the spot to jump in on the voiceover. Like a rapper. 😂😂 The 'dude' being a rappers 'yeah'. 🤟

  • @noice1james167
    @noice1james1674 жыл бұрын

    I knew this would be a clip 🤣

  • @1matthewworku
    @1matthewworku4 жыл бұрын

    This might be the single best video on KZread.

  • @ZakWalker94
    @ZakWalker944 жыл бұрын

    Porn titles definitely have a creative element, more so than the acting at least

  • @pavlovsworld9122
    @pavlovsworld91224 жыл бұрын

    Love your standups Chris!! Please do it and keep doing it!

  • @JackoBlades
    @JackoBlades4 жыл бұрын

    Please do more, made my pain go away

  • @XleperXmessiahX
    @XleperXmessiahX4 жыл бұрын

    The family is wondering why I’m hysterically laughing on the toilet...I gotta go lol

  • @danielculeabin1043
    @danielculeabin10434 жыл бұрын

    this is gold, needs to be stored in and archive and saved for future generations is case of armageddon

  • @jazz-influent
    @jazz-influent Жыл бұрын

    Such a good bit. I come back here once in a while.

  • @elguapo42
    @elguapo424 жыл бұрын

    Chris wants to have an emotional connection to his porn titles

  • @Life_Rips
    @Life_Rips4 жыл бұрын

    "I'm never gettin' a Disney movie!" lmaooo

  • @Alex-gv4rv
    @Alex-gv4rv2 жыл бұрын

    This is still the funniest the podcast has ever been I had to come back again 😂

  • @piadavin013
    @piadavin0132 жыл бұрын

    This must be the funniest clip from the podcast hands down! I cry laugh every time 😂

  • @thomassully6421
    @thomassully64214 жыл бұрын

    This segment was hysterical

  • @loodlebop
    @loodlebop4 жыл бұрын

    ".... Is that a housefly?" I can't fucking breath

  • @cooperwhite7325
    @cooperwhite73254 жыл бұрын

    when you’ve seen all these titles recently on the home page ...

  • @brianstivalevoice
    @brianstivalevoice4 жыл бұрын

    OH MY GOD. I am CRYING. CRYING!!!!!! This is GOLD. I haven't laughed till I cried in 2 months. THANK YOU.

  • @tubbmen
    @tubbmen4 жыл бұрын

    Is that housefly?

  • @MyName_Jeff

    @MyName_Jeff

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @erinvalentine9765
    @erinvalentine97654 жыл бұрын

    i dont know how to feel about this 1:30 HES DRILLING

  • @thischannelisnolongeractive.
    @thischannelisnolongeractive.4 жыл бұрын

    this whole thing needs to be hung in the Louvre. 13:12 made me laugh harder than anything else since this whole ordeal started.

  • @reynaldotyler7284
    @reynaldotyler72844 жыл бұрын

    14:08 this needs to be the Motto for this Podcast😂. Had me rollin since day 1 Chris lol.

  • @Jleon1983
    @Jleon198311 ай бұрын

    Holy heck I'm crying. When you said you'll do more I was so happy 😊

  • @johnjamesleahy4065
    @johnjamesleahy40654 жыл бұрын

    I kept thinking i wouldnt find it as funny each HBO round but you made me laugh my ass off every time jesus lol

  • @chloenicole6110
    @chloenicole61103 жыл бұрын

    I’m watching this on January 2,2021. I fucking miss Chris so much! I always looked forward to a new Congratulations podcast episode & video every week. I deal with depression & severe anxiety...Listening to & watching Chris was a stress reliever. Something to make me laugh when everything else was shit. I’m still here for Chris. I’m still a true baby. I still come back constantly to rewatch these clips. I still watch the Congrats episodes. If I’m having a panic attack I put on one of my favorite clips or episodes of Congrats and BOOM 💥 I’m laughing my ass off🤣 So yeah I’m still here for Chris D’Elia and hope to see him come back to make us laugh again....to make life fucking rip again🤍✌🏻

  • @anthonyesposito5561

    @anthonyesposito5561

    3 жыл бұрын

    In the same boat myself, but life fuckin RIPS again, Chris is back!

  • @TheTracepyott
    @TheTracepyott4 жыл бұрын

    I wish I had friends like this dude. Even the most random, obscure things would be freaking funny.

  • @thareckoner5453
    @thareckoner54534 жыл бұрын

    I died 7 times and was resurrected each time by the old HBO theme.

  • @ShadyBooty

    @ShadyBooty

    2 жыл бұрын

    😆

  • @costisgoufas6599
    @costisgoufas65994 жыл бұрын

    This is incredible. Piece of art.

  • @ro19official78
    @ro19official784 жыл бұрын

    Chris acting like hes reading porn titles for a first time comee ooon maaan 😂

  • @williamramirez7559
    @williamramirez75594 жыл бұрын

    Some much for any future HBO specials Chris!

  • @beckyweingrad1137
    @beckyweingrad11374 жыл бұрын

    Best ever podcast!!!!

  • @trevornazarek299
    @trevornazarek2994 жыл бұрын

    Who else kept thinking they were hearing the avengers theme music ?

  • @343gabe
    @343gabe4 жыл бұрын

    I'm literally laughing so loud I woke my kids up 😂

  • @diego-ye7cw
    @diego-ye7cw4 жыл бұрын

    this is just perfect, my god the way he gets so into it is hilarious!!! I have never laughed so hard by myself watching anything. off the cuff he is the best!!!

  • @davideo7286
    @davideo72864 жыл бұрын

    LOL thanks Chris; I have been watching the original Transformers cartoon with my five year old and now trapped in my head is Optimus Prime saying to Bumblebee, "Roll-out Creampie"

  • @jarrettzeller4246
    @jarrettzeller42464 жыл бұрын

    This should be a regular segment

  • @Senpaisoldier
    @Senpaisoldier3 жыл бұрын

    Man I miss this podcast

  • @lonelyone
    @lonelyone4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for all the suggestions.

  • @kalekhalili8130
    @kalekhalili81304 жыл бұрын

    Man he’s so hilarious

  • @ovasov

    @ovasov

    4 жыл бұрын

    His podcasts are 10/10. Stand up is 6/10

  • @deanmoriarty6015

    @deanmoriarty6015

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ovas Av nah, podcast is 10/10 but standup is like 3-4/10. his standup is too much like dane cooks tbh

  • @BenniTroll
    @BenniTroll3 жыл бұрын

    Im crying when he got to the Sailor Moon lays egg part 🤣

  • @tosmove
    @tosmove4 жыл бұрын

    How his face is every time the music starts and he gets into character...fuck me running... has me laughing before he even starts!

  • @hobobluesclown7337
    @hobobluesclown73374 жыл бұрын

    There isn’t an emoji for how hard I just died laughing. I just laughed so hard I was reincarnated. I also don’t think I’ll ever be able to watch porn again... without thinking of Chris D’Elia.

  • @neskapz4530
    @neskapz45304 жыл бұрын

    "roll out" lmfaooooo

  • @ErfanZaki00
    @ErfanZaki003 жыл бұрын

    I love the way Chris laughs it's so accurate funny and hilarious

  • @onesack9614
    @onesack96144 жыл бұрын

    13:45 Chris’s face watching this 🤣

  • @03inheaven98
    @03inheaven984 жыл бұрын

    This very well could be the greatest piece of media ever created. This is known.

  • @amandagrant2005
    @amandagrant20054 жыл бұрын

    Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time!

  • @M.M12121
    @M.M121214 жыл бұрын

    Legendary clip

  • @cardeebib9647
    @cardeebib96474 жыл бұрын

    Greatest bit in podcast history

  • @YourBoyAMac
    @YourBoyAMac3 жыл бұрын

    I play this through my speakers when I'm at a red light people walking by die laughing😅. Oh God the looks I get

  • @ryanlennox
    @ryanlennox4 жыл бұрын

    This is awesome

  • @landolorean51
    @landolorean514 жыл бұрын

    13:12 best part of an already amazing piece of internet

  • @fern6306
    @fern63063 жыл бұрын

    miss you, buddy. hope you’re doing well

  • @pennjets
    @pennjets4 жыл бұрын

    Can't believe some of those he got through reading. I was cracking up too much at a lot of those. Lmao.

  • @ashleybright3299
    @ashleybright32994 жыл бұрын

    I can’t stop crying from laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Jaime-eg4eb
    @Jaime-eg4eb2 жыл бұрын

    Hilarious, thanks man

  • @luisgabrielcaetanodiniz3251
    @luisgabrielcaetanodiniz32514 жыл бұрын

    Last time I was this early, I was reading these titles myself

  • @marleysama
    @marleysama4 жыл бұрын

    More!!!!!!!!!

  • @dialed4life
    @dialed4life4 жыл бұрын

    That’s his fav titles write em down

  • @taco8895
    @taco88953 жыл бұрын

    i could listen to these for hours ahahaa

  • @EnigmaverseElysium
    @EnigmaverseElysium4 жыл бұрын

    Bruhhh that Joker laugh is hilarious xD

  • @teresahowick5197

    @teresahowick5197

    4 жыл бұрын

    He does have the craziest laugh 😂

  • @markson810
    @markson8104 жыл бұрын

    Your laugh is contagious Chris, god damn hahaha

  • @jordanmckay5030
    @jordanmckay50303 жыл бұрын

    The parts where he gets him self going is hilarious 😂😂

  • @jordanmckay5030

    @jordanmckay5030

    3 жыл бұрын

    Himself*

  • @foggyvhs8790
    @foggyvhs87904 жыл бұрын

    Man I’m glad I wasn’t listening to this on my phone in public I’d be dying laughing

  • @zacharyradke1583
    @zacharyradke15834 жыл бұрын

    Thank god I watched this

  • @Afrotistic
    @Afrotistic4 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like he's narrating the news 😂

  • @Theendlessriver77
    @Theendlessriver774 жыл бұрын

    There is a scientific reason why orgasm helps with RLS. It has to do with Dopamine release. Medication that helps treat RLS on or off label always affects dopamine receptors.

  • @wesm453

    @wesm453

    4 жыл бұрын

    Can you talk more about orgasms please?

  • @garthrapp8143
    @garthrapp81434 жыл бұрын

    MINI BOOM!!! Not a BOOM if s'mini.... That shit literally got me in tears right now

  • @moza906
    @moza9064 жыл бұрын

    To get my mind focused on my hw gotta rub one out to get the distractions out

  • @YungSancHo
    @YungSancHo4 жыл бұрын

    This had me rolling 😂

  • @greenghost7907
    @greenghost79074 жыл бұрын

    Dude I’m crying at the transformers part. Thank you for being God’s gift to mankind, youngest Old man

  • @itsroberthimselfyo2454
    @itsroberthimselfyo24544 жыл бұрын

    This was really the best ever, cry laughing for 15 minutes

  • @hunter12555
    @hunter125552 жыл бұрын

    Times were more simple in this era of podcasting

  • @TheMixmastamike1000
    @TheMixmastamike10004 жыл бұрын

    😂🤣😂🤣😂 I'm a minute and a half into this clip and crying/dying already 😂🤣😂🤣😂😭🥴🤮......(flat lining)..........💀

  • @loodlebop
    @loodlebop4 жыл бұрын

    I haven't laughed this hard in a while

  • @VanguardofCalamity
    @VanguardofCalamity4 жыл бұрын

    4:33 ~ Just 'Checking' ALL the boxes XD (sorry no chewing or swallowing) lol jesus

  • @rushocxskb8478
    @rushocxskb84784 жыл бұрын

    This deffinetly has a high physical quality!!!

  • @Sleepy-ih2bo
    @Sleepy-ih2bo4 жыл бұрын

    This is the best 🤣

  • @SquilliamFancySun
    @SquilliamFancySun3 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard I dislocated my throat

  • @ProxToXiCzx
    @ProxToXiCzx4 жыл бұрын

    Chris ‘I’ll Do More’ D’Elia

  • @flattophero
    @flattophero4 жыл бұрын

    Now it's just... Aaaaah! I think HBO doubled down on the porn.

  • @buenonobuenoo
    @buenonobuenoo3 жыл бұрын

    The transformers bit KILLED me

  • @sarahann6090
    @sarahann60904 жыл бұрын

    This was hilarious 😂😂

  • @MrCerebellum2
    @MrCerebellum24 жыл бұрын

    "Oh I'll do more. Fuck you, dude. It's my podcast" Atta boy!

  • @natedetailscars
    @natedetailscars4 жыл бұрын

    When reading porn titles turns to speaking in tongues for your congregation

  • @boxbounty
    @boxbounty4 жыл бұрын

    Hi Chris, my mother cured her restless leg syndrome by taking iron supplements. I'm no doctor. Look into it. It might be of help to you. God bless (even though you don't believe in God).

  • @livingroomsuperstar

    @livingroomsuperstar

    4 жыл бұрын

    actually you and Chris are both right... "iron supplements" = "steely dan" = "dildo" gotta learn your 1900s slang, bruh

  • @bradlysprague924

    @bradlysprague924

    4 жыл бұрын

    He already found a cure

  • @ND-iz6dd

    @ND-iz6dd

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah but chris want to CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM

  • @PowerThroughOld
    @PowerThroughOld2 жыл бұрын

    The titles sound like riddles

  • @muaddib667
    @muaddib6674 жыл бұрын

    This is why you don't skip leg day.

  • @cvandy2252
    @cvandy22524 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha holy shit I actually cried laughing so hard.

  • @renegadetherapper
    @renegadetherapper4 жыл бұрын

    You can do this all day long? Well that's good, cuz I watched this on repeat all day long. Just another baby reporting for duty.

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