Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP106 - The Lawnmower Sittin' Right Next To The Tree
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On today's show, Chris talks about DMX and Scatman John. Also discussed: a followup on DirecTV, the Super Bowl, wardrobe, and Zack and Mike stories. Plus, we do Missed Connections.
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The Scatman shit makes me laugh my ass off so much. I can't imagine how many times I've watched it.
“Imagine slitting your wrists to that song” bruh I’m dying😂
I always listen to this podcast on the train on my way to work and every time I try to hold myself from busting out laughing and always end up having the stupidest grin on my face the whole journey! :)
@steph9561
5 жыл бұрын
Not Even Wrong same for me at the gym on elliptical. Fav part of the week
@patrickchristie1020
5 жыл бұрын
Not Even Wrong I get the exact same thing everyday on the bus
@theonly764hero1
5 жыл бұрын
Not even wrong, I do the same thing on the light rail every morning
@rawleyfear5749
5 жыл бұрын
Haha I got a couple of looks after busting out laughing at the Saw-narrator version of ear wax removal.
@three_coffees
5 жыл бұрын
Hey, LAUGH nobody cares, you are not famous
I'm just here for a silly goose time... and that's it.
@brettlogan1421
5 жыл бұрын
Want a real silly goose time? 720-635-2745
@turtlepowersf
5 жыл бұрын
@@brettlogan1421 I'm tempted......
@gray7854
5 жыл бұрын
Brett Logan Aldoit
@brettlogan1421
5 жыл бұрын
@@turtlepowersf I bet you are.
@brettlogan1421
5 жыл бұрын
@@gray7854 bring it.
That’s such a GOOD impression of Rami Malek
@rileymcfadden75
5 жыл бұрын
Shalva R. oooh.. yaaaah....
@NickFoxer
5 жыл бұрын
Dude it really is.... And Daddy CONSISTENTLY impresses me with his impression game.
@annablanchette4342
3 жыл бұрын
@@NickFoxer 9kk
I look forward to your podcast. It’s like a new 1 hour special every week. Easily my favourite podcast around right now.
Rami Malek impression on point.
Do I answer my own questions, yes. do I do it for comedic affect, yes,. do I think it’s funny, Kinda. Am I going to continue to do it because of the ongoing bit and I Kinda enjoy it, absolutely
@cgreeson22
5 жыл бұрын
Did I use proper English and punctuation? I don’t think so
@sharpshizz
5 жыл бұрын
Are you biting daddy’s style? Yes. Do I think it’s funny? Kinda. Do I want you to stop immediately? Yes.
@h.p.3072
5 жыл бұрын
get you a man that can do both 8)
@CamxCam.
5 жыл бұрын
@@cgreeson22 Do you comment on your own comment immediately after posting your original comment instead of just editing it or simply proofreading it in the first place? Yes. Do you superficially criticize your own grammar & punctuation on your own original comment that you hadn't proofread, that you just could have edited instead of criticizing your original comment elucidating your lack of any actual intelligence or confidence in your verbal expression of the english language? Uhh... (proofreads) Yes. 😊
@sharpshizz
5 жыл бұрын
Cam x Cam you’re so cool cammy!
Scatman part was the hardest I've laughed in a while
@keithoneil9894
5 жыл бұрын
I had no idea that guy even existed until this episode. How was he not popular in the US when techno music was popular in that brief moment in 1997/98?
@saitama3795
5 жыл бұрын
Um... The song Chris played was super popular back then I'm pretty sure. Where have you been? lol
Chris is the only person that can make just saying “Yes” funny!! 😂😂😂
51:37 lolol his robot impression always gets me
@blackout2430
4 жыл бұрын
Gold
"Imagine slitting your wrists to this song."
@molsondutch93
5 жыл бұрын
I cried laughing for like 5 mins, holy fuck
@GrantMiller24
5 жыл бұрын
Easily the line of the podcast, i nearly pissed myself laughing
@Merci_Mercy
5 жыл бұрын
We shit all over our SPOUZES
@matthenry2564
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I heard that too crazy huh almost like we watched the same video
@tnkitty
5 жыл бұрын
I shouldn't listen to this shit at work. I look like a psycho cry-laughing at my desk.
Rami Malek impression on point had me rolling 22:10
I met daddy’s opener at one of daddy’s show, he was working at the front selling merch lol y’comic or y’salesman?
@thedude8254
5 жыл бұрын
DougJK seems like both no?
@cameron5920
5 жыл бұрын
Y’salesman? Yes. Y’m’slave? Yes. Y’gon turn round? No.
@jeepz669
5 жыл бұрын
lol 🤣
@mandar620
5 жыл бұрын
DougJK you a proper douchebag.
@mistuhmack7756
5 жыл бұрын
lmao he did the same thing at the show I went to. would of loved to meet him but I'm ashamed to say those shirts would of made a dent. his comedy was A1 though
1 minute in and I’m already sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for that second cash app cash card advert already because they have the best debit card and you can get 10% discounts at Whole Foods, shake shack, chipotle, Taco Bell, chick fil a, and all coffee shops around the country.
@nathannash8083
5 жыл бұрын
RIP Scatman btdubs
@SeanSauceTV
5 жыл бұрын
u true fucking baby arentya
@thedude8254
5 жыл бұрын
Wait.. You said ALL AROUND THE COUNTRY?
@yousefqaisi6874
5 жыл бұрын
Am from another country who doesn't have the cash app and I still watch the ads cuz am tru'baby
@Horchatablunt
5 жыл бұрын
@@nathannash8083 fuck scatman
The scatman suicide bath bit had me spitting my drink out of my nose and laughing to tears.
Thanks for doing the podcast every week Chris!
Saw this 30 minutes after it was released, dentless.
25:08 I'm pretty sure that most people know the lawnmower next to the tree is a metaphor about his idea that weed was blinding him to his haters plans against him
Gotta stop watching while at work. Too fucking hilarious 🤣
57:37 I literally spit out my coffee 😭 “Eawwwwww!”
Dude I died laughing at the bathtub scat man
The only way i'm able to survive California's 405 freeway to and from work everyday is with Congratulations. @chris d'elia unknowingly saved at leat 15 auto drivers' lives from my rage. Thanks, Chris.
I busted out laughing at my desk at work at the German Scatman bit.
I always look forward to listening to these
Any Scatman John fans? Ella Fitzgerald taught him how to scat which helped him conquer a serious stutter problem. A real jazz fusion legend. His musical journey is definitely one for the books. All love!
This was the funniest one yet. Omg I was dying on my car. S'best please please more dmx hahah
This is honestly one of my favourite episodes
Holy shit that German scat part had me dying lmao please don’t ever change the format of this because your rants that just get OUT THERE are the absolute best
Helga - the female German name you were looking for
@davidbennettarts2205
5 жыл бұрын
Brunhilde yo
Always enjoy listening, to Congratulations.
@carrotninja145
5 жыл бұрын
You didn't need that comma there
I fucking miss you so much Chris! Thousands are waiting for your return to the top, even though you're still on top in my mind! We love ya man, we will be waiting sir!
Your work ethic and humor is so motivational.
So im 15 mins in...when u gonna tell me if direct tv showed up on Thursday???
@ThatBoyBent
5 жыл бұрын
19:45
@emerysteele
5 жыл бұрын
@@ThatBoyBent the real MVP
The Rami Malek impression. The Scatman bit. This is one of the funniest episodes he’s ever put out. Also, again, the Rami Malek impression. I forgot for a second it was Chris. It was that good.
Prolly shoulda done it a while back but just did it. Got on blue apron with your promo. I hate grocery shopping and Im tryin to be dentless in 2019 so thank you. Just a real baby out here keepin it real.
I dont understand how one person can sit and talk to himself and it's this entertaining.. Fuckin love this podcast 😂
This podcast is so good.
My hoodie is supposed to come in the mail today. So so excited! 😍😍😍😍🎉🎊🎉🎊😍😍😍😍
22:55 LOL Thats exactly the way Rami speaks!! 30: 01 Im so happy someone is finally talking about Scatman!! I used to listen this weird music in my childhood.
I had the good fortune of watching your opener get taken down. Just a bonus to an already amazing show.
At 57:26, I lost it at Chris's reaction to the "wet release using my mouth." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMFAO!!!!!! xD
Driving a Dodge neon right now. You could have some parts if ya want because it Wouldn't make a Dent.
@kurtbrowning9765
5 жыл бұрын
Alex Rodriguez lol if you drive a dodge neon it would most definitely make a deeeent
@smac919
5 жыл бұрын
+For Real? lol if you have a dodge neon, it most likely had a deeeeeeentttt.
@AlexRodriguez-ub1pr
5 жыл бұрын
No dents here
@soaloma
5 жыл бұрын
Dude that's A-Rod he made millions in his baseball career
dying in the tub to scatland lmfao!!!
Chris’ ad reads are probably the best thing about the show. “Dude, I cooked blue apron like 2 weeks ago, and it was so good.” Haha S’honest
I’m way to high for this 😂😂😂
I'm from the mid west. I used to be a person who said "I can't even feel it anymore." But actually what I meant was "I don't really mind it anymore because I'd rather be cold than hot and it give a nice chill that is tingly and fun"
I watch this while I get ready for work in the morning. Its hard to put on make-up while you're laughing your ass off😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 making fun of his friend with the high ass killed me😫
I love this episode so much
I have never laughed this hard, my chest hurts, bro that scat man bit... undoubtably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard, especially when he starts talking about Germans, dead god😂😂
More of this. This is great.
Do I listen to the podcast as soon as it comes out, yes. Do I also watch the podcast on KZread, yes. Is it even better the second time around.... Yes.
Dude...that slitting your wrists to the skatman bit was fucking hilarious
Scat Land sounds lit
“Like a dog in human form” is such a low key roast but it’s soooo good holy shit
Hair from a beard.... had me dying. Im glad this is just a silly goose time and thats it
Juan Fire snickering 25:09 is the best🤣
Chris' Robo text voice is 100% on point, its unreal lol!
I loved that song as a kid too! Forgot about that one
Just saying shoot me with a bow and arrow is already hilarious.
This podcast absolutely did not make a dent. Love you my babies. Glad you are here to get me through the week! Much love!
God I love this podcast and us babies lmfao
"We're bettering Liiives" was a total JFK moment for D'Elia.
What a way to end a podcast! Fantastic lol
It was funny the whole time, but at about 30 mins and onward this episode was on fire. I laughed so hard consistently until it was over. This episode and the Crybaby U one are so godamn hilarious to me 😂
22:20 that impression 😂
Favorite hour of the week is here
LMAOOO😂😩 you love us Boston girls Chrisyyy c’monnn 😘
That Malek impression was spot on
Omfg!!!! The mass impression! On point! On fucking point!
juanfyrefestival , you're fabuous thanks for keeping us up to date 106 eps in!
A masterpiece once again!!! DaDdYyyyyyy!
I went to school in the middle of Boston for 2 years and this dude nailed a Massholes accent. Loved Mass. Fuckin aahhh right!
ZERO DISLIKES! Best Podcast on the Tube!
That Rami Malek impression was pretty good. HAHAHA
Uncle scatman isnt coming, is he?
I can totally picture Chris in an alien world with aliens and he's exactly the same person.
Couldn't get through the dmx bit without stopping to watch "things in my jeep"
44:31 genuine knee slap
I am from the Midwest.. Aurora IL. And it was too much for me... I moved... My sisters moved.. My mom and father moved.. We live in the south now. Do I miss Chicago .. Yes... Very very much
Did you place an ad after reading your ads? Yes. Is that a Brinx truck reversing? Yes. Aaaaaahhhh...
17:52 Pizzer, oh shit im dying hahaaha
Broooo, I could listen to you do Jersey accent all day 🤣
This episode truly is gold and has gems BEFORE he made them in the future. Inception I tell you
Hahaha uncle scat man. I've seen everything you've done [stand ups, roasts, tv shows, late night interviews, and other people's podcast]. You're hilarious! Robinhood is the truth too!
MISSED CONNECTIONS IS THE BEST SHOT EVER
Chris D’Elia every mans homie
Great lighting!
Scatman dropping bars!!
Rami Malek impression on point ! RIP Scatman
cha Baby checkin in!! Got my S'Free'Cunsh sweatshirt on like a TRUE baby.
Baggin On Your opener so funny dude
The king is back
reporting from Romania, yeah we love skatman :))
🤣 love Chris!
OMG 🤣🤣🤣.... "I had 43 stolen bases" hahaha
I live in the Midwest and you definitely don't get used to the cold.. the cold just sucks..
Come on, I could listen to Chris talk all day...
Another W on this one, Chris
"Don't just say stuff you hear." That's how language works. 😆
@2341melinda
5 жыл бұрын
be original?
@CamxCam.
5 жыл бұрын
@@2341melinda Would you care to finish your sentence? Trust me. I understood what he meant, sweetheart.
@CamxCam.
5 жыл бұрын
@@2341melinda If your ass wasn't so salty, I'd be more than happy to.