Tried out Photoshop's new face tweaking feature for today's thumbnail... I think we can all agree that it works perfectly!

@SMPSMLParodies_

3 жыл бұрын

Fun Fact: Markplier has a handsome mustache😏

@sportshighlights8831

3 жыл бұрын

Hi Markiplier

@nicolasbarriga6671

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@incredibleyt8661

3 жыл бұрын

Hi im a big fan

@luckybucky1682

3 жыл бұрын

yes perfectly

He should just call this series: “playing games that are much more complicated than I had initially thought”

@ashleyharrison1009

3 жыл бұрын

Well, I'm not sure how accurate the other simulators were. But my dad, an irl American truck driver, says that American Trucking Simulator is very accurate to driving over-the-road. Truck Driving is not as complicated as Mark made it seem.

@santaclaus8652

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Mark does that with a lot of these games lol

@PSVitaat2am

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, its truly a thing at this point!

@puuaatu2856

3 жыл бұрын

basically half of the video is about playing the game and the other half is about trying to play the game

@mataskart9894

3 жыл бұрын

Can't wait to see him play a flight simulator of sorts, though MSFS might not be too hard..

“Red lights are just a suggestion” -Markiplier

@cats1970

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing has tempted me more to become a member of a youtuber than this literal comment

@mihirx27

3 жыл бұрын

Story of my life right here...

@hoo8072

3 жыл бұрын

@@cats1970 YS

@artifactland69

3 жыл бұрын

he's a real standup guy

@Wrsfts

3 жыл бұрын

How do you do this "emotes"?

Mark: "I love the dynamics of shifting!" Also Mark: *rolls from fourth, drives in 10th at 20 MPH, and just destroys the gearbox*

@jameswent48

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks captain obvious

@thegeneralgamer4921

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameswent48 do you really have nothing better to do than comment on every comment with this?

@mythicalgamer9743

2 жыл бұрын

@@thegeneralgamer4921 no, no he doesn't

@genkureshima9834

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr? Not even racers hate their gearboxes that much

@extremelightning6115

2 жыл бұрын

Bro as a guy that drives manual *That hurts*

Mark trying to take that first highway curve at 78mph and tipping was the funniest thing I've seen all day.

"I'm not real" "I've been on a simulator kick lately" I'm sensing a theme.

@grimreaper2680

3 жыл бұрын

@【 Royalty free distribution 】 Fam at least the curse gave me a week, I died instantaneously after clicking on your channel and seeing the shit that you post.

@StrwbrrzDrmz

3 жыл бұрын

@【 Royalty free distribution 】 YES! FUCKING FINALLY!! FUCK YES!! THANK YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH!! I FINALLY GET TO DIE!! OMFG!!! EVERYBODY CALL DOWN! ITS HAPPENING!! ITS FINALLY HAPPENING!!

@paragonquille7292

3 жыл бұрын

Wait- it's all connected!! *x-files theme plays*

@rlharveson

3 жыл бұрын

@【 Royalty free distribution 】 It worked! It actually worked! The dislike button worked!

@mont9150

3 жыл бұрын

@【 Royalty free distribution 】 this curse will be applied to me and everyone? Including you? Im good fam

Mark: "I'm about to pass!!" "Anyone there?" *checks mirror for .25 seconds* "Hope not!" *passes*

@Nevdar

3 жыл бұрын

That seems pretty standard for a truck driver if they even check at all lol.

@gobalbucs

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nevdar To be fair, it’s a lot easier to place the burden of safety on non-truck drivers since cars are much smaller and have an easier time maneuvering/navigating around potential hazards compared to trucks lol

@omangyulia6823

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nevdar torrent for a

@wsor3802

3 жыл бұрын

Don't we all?

@Gohan_Fanboi

3 жыл бұрын

Swift in a nutshell

“I remember how to back these up” *immediately jack-knifes it*

This hurts to watch being a trucker, but it definitely made me laugh

@Agrijack101

2 ай бұрын

Haha same although I’m a farm kid I’m used to driving with trailers and big vehicles 😂

"you've been hit by" "you've been struck by" *truck*

@jack_quinn_77

3 жыл бұрын

HONK

@stormwickham1675

3 жыл бұрын

"You've been HIT BY TRUCK"

@ashtr333

3 жыл бұрын

miu pfp 🙏

@lukefranks2174

3 жыл бұрын

You’ve been hit by a markiplier in a truck da da da dada dadada dadada da da da

@rae_rodriguez1762

3 жыл бұрын

Pow Honk

He’s done emergency vehicles, he’s done semi trucks, it’s time for trains

@kudokudami16

3 жыл бұрын

Trains may be on tracks but he will find away to crash them

@raineLense

3 жыл бұрын

please trains

@gordatados

3 жыл бұрын

Or airplanes. Or boats. 😊

@Rain-np7tk

3 жыл бұрын

And then planes

@FatePillarStew

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe taxi simulator

“the problem here is there’s no traffic” got it in one. the 5 is NEVER that empty.

@Redbikemaster

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a truck driver and I delivered into LA at the beginning of the pandemic. It actually was empty. All the roads were. It was so surreal. I felt like I drove onto a movie set.

@jameswent48

2 жыл бұрын

No one cares.

@thegeneralgamer4921

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameswent48 I care

@exterminator9676

Жыл бұрын

You can turn up the traffic and incidents in settings!

He's even telling stories like a real truck driver

@Redbikemaster

3 жыл бұрын

The most crucial part of the life lol. I've got stories for days and I've only driven for 4 years

@thomasmcginley7944

2 жыл бұрын

What would Mark's cb handle be?

@fenn_fren

10 ай бұрын

@@thomasmcginley7944 Markimoo

Mark: “Current job is Truck” Lixian: Lemme just... *HONK*

@PSVitaat2am

3 жыл бұрын

Because he is so good at it right?

@rahmat4848

3 жыл бұрын

No funny didn't ask

Mark: "I NEED TO GO FASTER." *Shifts from 2nd all the way to 12th gear* The engine: "That's a lot of damage."

@silverthefoxo440

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@mrnewb4725

3 жыл бұрын

From 0 to 100

@deathday8859

3 жыл бұрын

I'm crying

@YaBoyCrystalLink

3 жыл бұрын

@Barnaby Foyster I lost my fucking mind at this comment

@Peach_Teas

3 жыл бұрын

Felt that

As a trucker I love these games so people can understand how difficult driving an 18 wheeler is.

As a manual driver when he said “ why am I going so slow I’m shifting up” had me dead ☠️

@JollyRanchersGrandma

8 ай бұрын

It's apparent Mark drove an automatic before getting his Tesla

@Agrijack101

2 ай бұрын

Haha 😂 I’m a farm kid and I’m thinking the same thing 😂

My dad drives truck and he would actually agree with Mark's rant about having maps and GPS oriented north.

@Charlieto

3 жыл бұрын

i have played the game for months and i agree. i still get lost on where i am coz it sticks to north instead of following the road direction you are going

@raionshishi8290

3 жыл бұрын

@@Charlieto Am... Marks point was that he prefers it always oriented North then following the road directions you are going because it disorients you

@victorkaegi8716

3 жыл бұрын

@Taylor truck driving is actually insanely good money, over 100k per year depending on if you have a cdl class a and the company you work for.

@BoxySonic

3 жыл бұрын

I think that its fine to have it face where your facing as long as it has a compass

@Charlieto

3 жыл бұрын

@@raionshishi8290 i replied before watching the video lol

Literally the guy everyone’s afraid of on the road..

@deejeh9494

3 жыл бұрын

Haulers don't want to crash either but it's not out of fear.

the pure and utter shock mark is in when he crashes knowing that he was speeding and doing a big turn driving a truck 😭

The screaming as you flipped is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while lol

"My fault but Imma blame you" Well if that isn't just driving in a nutshell.

@eternyti

3 жыл бұрын

Ain't that just humans in a nutshell.

@doslover

3 жыл бұрын

@@eternyti Valid.

@silverthefoxo440

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Traffic: exist Mark: *and I took that personally.*

@lucidwaterr7493

3 жыл бұрын

Somebody come ge- Read more...

@worst1361

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucidwaterr7493 mia Khalifa

"My fault, but imma blame you" anyone who ever drives, always.

@jameswent48

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks captain obvious

@thegeneralgamer4921

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameswent48 No one cares

@M_ysticThinks

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameswent48 "ThAnKs CaPtAiN oBvIoUs🤓🤓🤓"

@premiumepic6050

2 ай бұрын

@@jameswent48You are sad

@jameswent48

2 ай бұрын

Then why did you comment? 😂

21:11 Google Maps gives you the option to fix North up, and I always use it as such because like Mark, it helps me keep my directional orientation.

"Trailer damaged? Well it's not my trailer so who cares." Congratulations, Swift is hiring.

@darrellsumner8573

3 жыл бұрын

S.wing W.ide I.ts A. F.*cking T.railer

@ChristopherKutzler

3 жыл бұрын

S.ure W.ish I F.inished T.raining

@UOUPv2

3 жыл бұрын

Stevie Wonder's Institute For Trucking

@eternyti

3 жыл бұрын

Also Western Express.

@jakematheney2583

3 жыл бұрын

That's our motto tbh. Not my shit, not my problem XD

Mark while jackknifing the trailer: "She's a beaut. Shea's a beaut."

@codyhopping9343

3 жыл бұрын

I was cringing so hard😂

@Iridium117

3 жыл бұрын

it's a good thing it doesn't simulate that bat wing... or the airlines that he probably would have ripped off the glad hands

@gabenegron2373

3 жыл бұрын

"Alrighty, the trailer looks to be in nice shape, and- where the tread go?"

@dts369

3 жыл бұрын

@@codyhopping9343 same here

As someone who actually drives trucks I can say this is truly hilarious. Props to Mark

Mark not knowing what the cab of the truck is called and then telling us how it put him to sleep every time is both the most relatable and the cutest thing

As a truck driver I can confirm this is exactly how your first few months goes

@johnziriada2820

2 жыл бұрын

Trailer damage?! Not my trailer...

@Goose90091

2 жыл бұрын

As another trucker I can confirm lol

@drunkenmunky890

2 жыл бұрын

Lol no. You shouldn't have earned your cdl making turns like that.

@rollyollyollie6213

2 жыл бұрын

@@drunkenmunky890 well no, but the panic is real

@williampflugfelder6709

2 жыл бұрын

Only if you start at swift hahaha

Mark: “what is it called? The c-o-c-k-pit?” Me: “CAB”

@thatkidcgonzo

3 жыл бұрын

That's wtf I was saying lol

@Ace-gq8xp

3 жыл бұрын

Isnt it the cabin

@thatkidcgonzo

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ace-gq8xp It's called Cab for short I haven't heard any trucker fully call it a cabin

@meggiemoo4404

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ace-gq8xp I’ve never heard a trucker call it a cabin. I used to be a truck driver as well

@skipp84

3 жыл бұрын

nah thats a car

Watching Mark try to back up a trailer and not realizing he needs to turn the wrong way to straighten the trailer is the most infuriating thing I have watched in a long time

Lol that crash was so realistic… right down to the scream of terror. 😂🤣

I love this simulator bump, and also love how markiplier has now gone from "i dun need no tut-rial" to "oh god please give me the tutorial"

@TimothyGod

3 жыл бұрын

And do you know what fucking happens???? He actually understands, and becomes a goddamn god, I am amazed at how dedication, I would be so lost, especially first time

@curlypuff

3 жыл бұрын

@I'm Legit Subbbing To Everyone Who Subbs To Me you dont even post videos, chill

@mikethewordsmith4263

3 жыл бұрын

You mean terturial?

@willowdrakon

3 жыл бұрын

Turtlw

I feel like mark would talk to himself like this if he really was a truck driver

@deadmeat5150butt

3 жыл бұрын

We truckers talk like this to ourselves all the time. No shit.

@justinstamper6219

3 жыл бұрын

@@deadmeat5150butt I mean we gotta keep ourselves entertained somehow lol

@deadmeat5150butt

3 жыл бұрын

@@justinstamper6219 Exactly. I know I prayed a trailer into position before backing up a hill in New Jersey.

@justinstamper6219

3 жыл бұрын

@@deadmeat5150butt I myself am not a truck driver, though I have thought about getting my cdl, but my father is a owner/operator and has had some crazy moments

@S1CKJ0KE

3 жыл бұрын

It helps me focus my mind on the task. Usually backing so I coach myself through steps.

“My fault but imma blame you.” The epitome of my mother. 💀

I like how he missed his OWN FACE is in the game. Supermega played as Mark

@ShenLong991

2 жыл бұрын

Wait really?

@jameswent48

2 ай бұрын

No he's lying.

As a former truck driver, I have to say that Mark’s actions and verbal expressions are insanely accurate while operating a big rig. Minus the severe law breaking, of course.

@koira163

3 жыл бұрын

You mean to tell me you did NOT go into a ramp in 80 mph and roll on your side? Jeez, can you even call yourself a truckdriver? Haha

@tatertotgaming863

3 жыл бұрын

Why dont yall ever allow it to transform into optimus prime

@allenmarvetsthewildbuck3205

3 жыл бұрын

@@koira163 those yellow signs with black lettering are just suggestions 🤣

As a trucker, i just laughed every time he's like, "oh yea, got it right here."

@a2rhombus2

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not even a trucker but I knew we were in for a good time as soon as he selected the advanced parking mode.

@randomaidan8005

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah my dads a trucker. I was like markiplier , you ain’t even close.

@ZackNotHere

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomaidan8005 markiplier*

@randomaidan8005

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZackNotHere yeah yeah I made a mistake.

@ZackNotHere

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomaidan8005 yea I'm just fixing it

This is hilarious, and saddening. The sheer panic on Marks face resembles how I felt during my truck training almost a decade ago.

Mark: crashes into something Mark: *”it’s fine”*

@leviticus2001

3 жыл бұрын

He just wants to see how far his truck can take it.

@lucianocurti5419

3 жыл бұрын

To those reading this reply, we need markiplier to play Hunie Pop 2

@WereWolfNights

3 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget hom much he jacknifed the trailer

@GrimKreeper

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucianocurti5419 What is Hunie Pop 2?

@lucianocurti5419

3 жыл бұрын

@@GrimKreeper you serious? He played the first game of Hunie Pop, the series was hilarious. Ok but Hunie Pop is a dating game

Mark: Shes a beaut Truck: Fully jack knifed

@dustinripley6372

3 жыл бұрын

Yea I cringed so hard at the over corrects and poor maneuvers.

@BetsyWills1989

3 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at this 🤣

@PSVitaat2am

3 жыл бұрын

Well that didn't last long! xD

@kopperhead

3 жыл бұрын

The glad hands would have snapped off so hard lmao

@ninjayacdan

3 жыл бұрын

He'd fit right in with Swift!

27:46 that moment where American truck simulator turns you into a nazi zombie

27:19 That is literally the definition of insanity

"Its not my trailer so who really cares" - every swift driver ever.

@ForrestFrank

3 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for a comment about Swift drivers lol

@boredniko2406

3 жыл бұрын

*You're not wrong*

@beauchampterry43

3 жыл бұрын

Pam driver here, I see your mistake, you said swift and not pam.

@krispurdy78

3 жыл бұрын

I only got my Swift trailer stuck in a muddy ditch once thanks. 😆

@dts369

3 жыл бұрын

Lol swift standa for sure wish I finished training

3 yrs later and this is still one of my favorite videos. The fluctuations of "I've got this shit" to "fuck, how do I truck?" make this some of the best Mark comedy for me.

I Like how he doesn't know how to service the truck and at 21:50 he just doesn't know he never actually serviced it

For a while there I was thinking, “Wow, Mark, I’m really impressed! You’re taking this seriously and doing pretty well!” Then you took an off ramp at 80mph and rolled it.

@teslacoil5378

3 жыл бұрын

It'd be entertaining to see him play this game with a legit setup. Like a wheel, a truck shifter, and all the goods.

"Who cares about trailer damage, it's not my trailer. " Making the Swift drivers feel proud with that one.

@wendypaxton6007

3 жыл бұрын

Wait until Bridges come into play

@spectralscythe4112

3 жыл бұрын

Omg🤣🤣

@danibenjamin2945

3 жыл бұрын

The accuracy hurts

@davidwilems8915

3 жыл бұрын

Heya billy bob ya know what we call swift??

@fredwerza3478

3 жыл бұрын

Why does everyone make fun of Swift? Do they hire all the tards?

23:14 When your genius is so powerful that it violates the first law of thermodynamics.

@ommkhr

10 ай бұрын

Well, he confess that he was above some kind of laws?

"I know, engine malfunction." *oh no god no oh no*

"Are you judging me?!?!" I work as a material handler and can confirm that yes, If you're a bad truck driver, everyone is intensely judging you all the time

@Alibi0014

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a new driver (about 4 months) driving for 7-Up and every time I miss backing into a dock I feel like people are judging me at work

@thedragon133

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alibi0014 well, according to chris, you're right :-D don't let it get to you though. Everybody has to start somewhere.

@teslacoil5378

3 жыл бұрын

@@thedragon133 It's really unfortunate that people have to judge others like that. Don't they know that they were once beginners too? I just can't understand some people

@thedragon133

3 жыл бұрын

@@teslacoil5378 I think it's just in our nature, just as we judge others on how they look and behave. We gauge their level of threat or usefulness on a base instinct level. From that point on though, it's our choice to correct that judgement or throw it out completely, like you would with a beginner. :)

@thedragon133

3 жыл бұрын

@@smallvixenamberkitty1967 indeed . No bots here. 😉

Mark: "cockpit of the truck" Me: you mean the c a b?

@ThomasTrucker

3 жыл бұрын

Both are the same

@l0cal-r4t

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThomasTrucker oh? I've never actually heard someone call the cab a cockpit before :0

@ThomasTrucker

3 жыл бұрын

@@l0cal-r4t No, for real, have you ever played Construction Simulator 2015? They have something called "Cockpit cam" Which is the interior camera

@crichtonvasmoya4290

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThomasTrucker im a trucker never heard that before its the tractor or cab or the “GOTTDAUMM BOX!””””

@deejeh9494

3 жыл бұрын

@@crichtonvasmoya4290 the cockpit of a vehicle is the drivers area. It's not used generally but it's valid.

23:50 "they do out first, make a sense nowadays" Trucks back in the day "turn trucks like they driving a mini cooper, we going boys!"

“Are waterbeds a thing anymore-“ “WEEEEDD WEEEEEEEED” 15:00

"Are water beds still a thing anymore? Does anybody do- WEED!!!" -Mark 2021

@bluenillabunny2621

3 жыл бұрын

I'm confused.. Why did he shout "weed"?

@ninjared2164

3 жыл бұрын

@@bluenillabunny2621 he saw a weed store

"How many gears do I have" "HOW MANY GEARS DO I HAVE" has the same energy as *"I aM a MaN wItH fIvE oVeNs!"*

As a real American trucker, this is historical 😂 love you mark

I know its a game, i know its Markiplier but as a truck driver for the Army this is sooo painful but sooo entertaining too watch

watching this with my dad was an experience for him, it was the most i seen him laugh and trying to explain things like mark can hear him. he was a truck driver for over 30 years. he loved this video thanks mark loved it!

@kamiko_kourteva

3 жыл бұрын

That's so incredibly pure thank you for sharing!

@ExVeritasReverentia

3 жыл бұрын

that's cute XD for some reason reminds me of my dad when he helped me & my sis w/a part we were stuck in Resident Evil 5...when he hadn't played an RE game since the original RE3

@mejhdhhicbfshihids652

3 жыл бұрын

The Mcelroys did a video on polygon for this game and it’s hilarious I would recommend it for you and your dad

@Redbikemaster

3 жыл бұрын

@@mejhdhhicbfshihids652 I'm a trucker who also plays this game and that video had me in tears laughing

@Noah-xd2zy

2 жыл бұрын

Wholesome

“15,000 pounds of clothes??? How???” *stares in Unus Annus orders*

@legotrainfan460119

3 жыл бұрын

My employer will put up to 25k on the same size trailer (28' single axle), then our OTR drivers pull two of them down the road.

@mrbiggsofficial

3 жыл бұрын

Still haven't gotten my unus annus clothes lol

@jack_quinn_77

3 жыл бұрын

while he's wearing an unus annus shirt lmao

@Redbikemaster

3 жыл бұрын

@@legotrainfan460119 I pull a 53' van. I laughed at 15k lbs lol. I've run 45,000 in a load before.

Trying to get back into traffic when you accidentally get in the exit lane is just like that. This game looks like a really good simulator honestly, not sure about them brakes though. 90% of your technical difficulties are the exact same things I heard all the time at truck driving school.

You know, for a guy who acts like he's never done this before, you executed the manual parking maneuver rlly clean, like pretty impressive.

On multiplayer you're legally required to toot your airhorn when you see another trucker. Anything less is punishable by death by alligators.

@crystalfeline

3 жыл бұрын

*florida trucks intensifies*

@savagekingtexas_3990

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm

@MichelleS-Gamer

3 жыл бұрын

and flash your high beams ;)

@thequeenofcringe1585

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that how it is for truckers irl?

@tonystrucking9577

3 жыл бұрын

@@thequeenofcringe1585 no well sometimes

"It's my fault but i'm going to blame you" is the best sentence to describe driving I've ever heard.

@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@xxboonisbadfortnitexx1549

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@chuckled125

2 жыл бұрын

the best sentence to describe humanity

@builderdude9488

Жыл бұрын

@@chuckled125 karens*

@DorkEntertainment867

Жыл бұрын

@@builderdude9488 No that describes Humanity, we do something wrong, we blame it on somebody else. That's how it's been for tens of thousands of years.

As a CDL driver, this made me cry... but also laugh. Great video.

This is one of those games that I would mute all audio in, turn on Spotify, and just play and listen to a podcast or something for a few hours.

Mark: I’ve been on a simulator kick recently. Everyone: OH? We haven’t noticed!

@kylie7780

3 жыл бұрын

How long has he been doing simulators? This seems pretty new. (I wish there was a sarcasm font)

Mark, as a former truck driver, I say this very lovingly: *Please stay far FAR away from the driver's seat of a truck*

@Ward413

3 жыл бұрын

Swift will hire him no problem.

@covahdong6899

3 жыл бұрын

I've seen worse than him.

@onlyskyguy744

3 жыл бұрын

@@covahdong6899 seen a lot worse in Ohio then mark.

@silverthefoxo440

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Redbikemaster

2 жыл бұрын

He should do a video where he tries CDL school for a day. Imagine him trying to get it in gear.

The “cockpit” of a truck is called the cabin

i laughed my ASS Off when Mark tipped the truck

I’m hyped for British truck simulator

@lukapetrovic412

3 жыл бұрын

Epic

@bortouii

3 жыл бұрын

br ish truc simula’uh

@sephinatorr

3 жыл бұрын

*Bri'ish

@Kaia_The_Cutie

3 жыл бұрын

@Ì Àm ÇhřïϟinBB 114 bots are getting more and more annoying er

@najarakie1506

3 жыл бұрын

U mean Bri’ish truck simula’or

Mark: wears an Unus Annus shirt Everyone: _sobbing in pain_

@___ooobodybagooo___

3 жыл бұрын

What is that. Is it. A channel I can look up?

@mintmacha9186

3 жыл бұрын

Me who didn't watch the channel: 🧍🏽‍♀️

@lefishe286

3 жыл бұрын

@@___ooobodybagooo___ somebody's gonna tell him or I'll do it?

@iguanotorious9806

3 жыл бұрын

What is unus annus?? That never existed

@noahsvirsky9962

3 жыл бұрын

@@___ooobodybagooo___ not anymore

“Trailer damage, well it’s not my trailer” is the most trucker thing I’ve heard.

@driverjayne

2 жыл бұрын

Trailers are practically disposable. They're designed to hit things. 😅

I'm going to argue on the compass settings. Fixed point and directional compass headings serve different purposes. Fixed point, as in north is up, is for finding out where you are better, and relating that to the things around you in a set way. Directional, or Orientation, is meant for when you are trying to get somewhere. Most physical compasses even include a second needle to set your orientation.

The “cockpit” of a truck is called a cab.

@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet

3 жыл бұрын

No, it's the "cranium".

@ACHILLES8887

3 жыл бұрын

@@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet no, its the "crows nest" smh

@420tranzit6

3 жыл бұрын

Nah it's the poopdeck duhh 😂

@zainsalmon4694

3 жыл бұрын

Nah it's the truckockdeccab

@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet

3 жыл бұрын

None of you know anything about automotive neurology! The driver is the brain, so where he sits is where the brain sits, therefore, the cranium!

Mark should try "My Summer Car". It's a 90s Finland, beer drinking, sausage eating, mechanic simulator. Oh yeah, you can also piss everywhere

@raineLense

3 жыл бұрын

hell yes

@Liiae

3 жыл бұрын

People should spam it

@yaboibrandon8533

3 жыл бұрын

I second this

@tabkey

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, I never thought people would actually agree with me lol

@tabkey

3 жыл бұрын

This is awesome guys!

Mark: "Driving a truck in las angeles?!" Me: this is how I feel every time I get a load to anywhere in the Las Angeles area.

@Redbikemaster

3 жыл бұрын

One of the reasons I went O/O was literally to avoid going to CA lol. A minor reason but one nevertheless.

Mark trying to park the truck is how I feel every time I try to park in a crowded parking spot. I’m a terrible driver it’s so embarrassing

"Straight back baby" "I feel like I'm in there!" "Unload baby" All of this is happening at once, I'm scared

@sephinatorr

3 жыл бұрын

@@iguanotorious9806 Lmao, I don't know where that came from but, ok!

@iguanotorious9806

3 жыл бұрын

@Crotchwhistle Purple what? Hmm I suppose you work for KZread. Tell me what they're hiding. And I will reward your channel!

@sephinatorr

3 жыл бұрын

@Crotchwhistle Purple Nah, I was making a joke

@CrystalRose1111

3 жыл бұрын

@Crotchwhistle Purple Ya sure don’t sound like one

The simulator spree, as they say. Also, “Markimerica” would be a perfect name for Mark’s politician alter ego...

@theangelfire

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yess

@monochromemoomin

3 жыл бұрын

Or... Simulator saga?

@vystorm

3 жыл бұрын

Would vote for-

@Coach-hw2mj

3 жыл бұрын

Lets see how many subs this comment can give me

@arzer114

3 жыл бұрын

Markimerica for president 2028

PLEASE DO MORE TRUCK SIMULATOR, it brightens my day to see someone struggle parking ;)

Please Play this again Mark I was dying laughing this whole time!

The Mark Mindset: "If I'm not getting frustrated, it's not difficult enough"

@repairaholic4858

3 жыл бұрын

👏👏👏👏👏

@thegeneralgamer4921

3 жыл бұрын

I'm the same way, if it's doesn't cause frustration it's not challenging enough to be entertaining XD

Markiplier: SIMULATOR Everyone: You're REAL

@sportshighlights8831

3 жыл бұрын

My mom said if I get 200 subs she would buy me a camera so I don’t have to film off my phone. Thanks if you helped me.

@iguanotorious9806

3 жыл бұрын

Mark isn't real. The person you're watching is Ethan but in 10 years

@lucidwaterr7493

3 жыл бұрын

I’m to poor to what’s going on

@cheezywheezy526

3 жыл бұрын

@@sportshighlights8831 your camera is fine

@aneeshdabeash22

3 жыл бұрын

@@sportshighlights8831 Stfu

As a flatbed driver everything mark said about cali driving couldn't be more true, from him saying, "idc about truck specific speed limits im going 70" to "do trucks have to be in the right lane? My experience is there wherever they want" had me dying everytime he talked

I would honestly binge watch Markiplier do a 100 episode long series where each episode is 30-60 minutes long playing American Truck or Euro Truck Simulator 2

17:24 Mark: that was probably the most exciting that gonna happen. *Literally few minutes later he crashed the damn truck lol*

@Cubsfan_75

3 жыл бұрын

Fellow agent this is agent maelstrom

Markiplier: Shifts from 1st to 12th instantly Also mark: why am I going so slow?

@limegreenracerpro3369

3 жыл бұрын

*Engine damaged*

Hey Mark... If you ever decide to try this game again, I recommend you try playing with a toy truck, holding it just by the cab; that's a legitimate method of picturing what you're doing that they tell you in trucking school. As a tip from a former driver, definitely slow down on every exit (you're exactly who the recommended speed is for), swing wide and take up as much room as you need to make the turn properly and don't be afraid of other drivers... and when you're backing up, turn towards the problem, aim your trailer, and then turn the wheel straight or the opposite direction, depending on whether you need it to continue in that direction or if you need it to straighten out. I hope you give this game another shot--even if it's just in your personal time!

19:39 Every car driver in existence.

17:33 "What would happen if I speeded just a little bit?" **Is flipped over on the highway like 2 minutes later**

@avirupbiswas7775

3 жыл бұрын

18:54

@notbilly2269

2 жыл бұрын

😂😭

@txmetalhead82xk

2 жыл бұрын

Ha ha ha when he would take a turn at full speed, with that huge trailer.

As someone who plays this game religiously, I find this hilarious 😂

@alammoreira1564

3 жыл бұрын

Same!😂🤣

@ladyhandleradamsandler69

3 жыл бұрын

@@iguanotorious9806 Hes Only 32...

@KAASKOP-zs1hz

3 жыл бұрын

As someone who drives a truck in real life, I find this hilarious to XD

@cjwhosthat9216

3 жыл бұрын

@@iguanotorious9806 facebook dad's sitting in their car be like

@thelonelywolf116

3 жыл бұрын

I agree XD can’t wait for 1.40

Mark : shifting gives the dynamics of realism….. Me: with my automatic semi truck… uhhh mark 🤣

As a truck driver for 5 years… I loved seeing this… do it again

Me: ahh time to watch some relaxing truck driving Mark: screams at every car and crashes

@theangelfire

3 жыл бұрын

I could actually end up playing the game relaxed

Mark: "We're gonna call it... Markimerica." Fandom: *EVERYONE WRITE THIS SHIT DOWN IT'S ANOTHER OFFICIAL NAME*

I wouldn't mind seeing this one come back.

Gahhh I love Lixian's passive-aggressiveness. Also, who wants to tell Mark that a full load is 80,000lbs?

As a truck driver, it makes me happy when non CDL holders learn why trucks do what they do.

@TheDrunkenPhaeron

3 жыл бұрын

I operate heavy equipment and all I can say is it seems like those trucks are like steering a front loader but worse and I can't imagine doing that on the highway fuck that, I'll stick to pulling trailers and moving dirt in my quarry lmao

@Alibi0014

3 жыл бұрын

I saw this video after a busy weekend and I told my GF that we had to watch it and I was calling out every time mark was about to hit things. And this video gave me a good laugh as well. Been trucking about 3 months

@coolbrotherj

3 жыл бұрын

Laying in my truck going "NO PULL OUT OMG FURTHER MARK, NOOOO"

@jtreed3296

3 жыл бұрын

I'm screaming at him "GO WIDER THAN A LOT LIZARD'S LEGS!"

@Alibi0014

3 жыл бұрын

@@jtreed3296 I called it pretty every time he hit something. I wa sitting next to my girlfriend and I was like "he's gonna take out that pole" and "he's gonna hit that wall"