"If you don't have the money to pay off one loan, all you have to do is take out another loan to cover it." My man, you have a bright future in corporate finance.

@Yomom12388

3 жыл бұрын

I had the exact same thought. He put up “NOT ACTUAL FINANCIAL ADVICE” as if corporate entities don’t live and die based on their ability to pay off a constant mountain of debt. Either that or they just suck the coffers dry and declare bankruptcy, giggling all the way to the bank.

@Archgeek0

3 жыл бұрын

In fairness, depending on the financing, that *could* be reasonable. If you're just a bit shy of blasting what's left a big ol' loan to dust, taking out a little loan with far lower interest on it (due to the much lower principal) to strike the big loan down before you have to pay another month's interest on it could indeed save a chunk of change. Even more reasonable if your income stream is thicc enough that you sweep the small loan aside with your a small portion of your next payout. Done right, you save an entire interest payment on the big loan and lose literally no money from the small loan if you wipe it before a payment is due.

@NickC_222

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually a very viable way to save yourself money and bad credit under certain circumstances. Yes, taking a loan to pay a prior loan still leaves you with debt, but a loan is much more than just debt.. When you take a loan there's always interest, or debt that gets added to your total debt over time and interest often increases over time, and even if your interest rate is "locked" then the longer it takes you to pay off a loan the worse it can be for your credit. Time is often a very important factor in loans, so taking a second loan to get a prior loan paid off now instead of in 3, 4, 5, 10 etc years down the road can actually be a good move as long as you're responsible, know exactly what you're doing, have considered the math, and as long as you're not constantly doing it like as a way to try and escape from debt.

@hecatommyriagon655

3 жыл бұрын

That's no joke! We have this TV program in my country, which translates to "The Luxury Trap". Where people who have really screwed themselves over economically, get help to sort it out. People regularly actually DO this, except with credit cards and short loans. People are idiots.

@williamvargas5223

3 жыл бұрын

He can be the brazilian president

Rotterdam Flatbed Corp: "Why hasnt our shipment arrived?" Nigel: "Ferry go BRRRR"

@hondman2655

3 жыл бұрын

It should be in dutch: Waar is ons speelgoed? Translation: Where are our toys

@OPRAHRULZ

3 жыл бұрын

Peter van Straalen the Dutch speak better English than anglos TBF

@maverickstclare3756

3 жыл бұрын

Now I know where my Hermes parcels go

@Kelso540

3 жыл бұрын

@@OPRAHRULZ that's because the Dutch use English when they want to understand eachother. Lol.

@Boundertree

3 жыл бұрын

@@maverickstclare3756 ehehehe- awww...

„This is the optional speed boost junction pro tip” *enters junction at 64mph, leaves at 62*

@TroyVan6654

2 жыл бұрын

But he went faster in the junction, covering the distance in less time.

@metallicarabbit

2 жыл бұрын

@@TroyVan6654 no time is saved since the roads are sloped meaning the stretch of road is longer than the freeway above

@demircan_demirbag

2 жыл бұрын

@@metallicarabbit I am a physics student. With some math magic you can show that he saved time. Long road does not imply more time.

@sav5127

2 жыл бұрын

@@demircan_demirbag vsauce has a great video on this but i cant remember what it is called

@renakunisaki

Жыл бұрын

It's right in the name; the speed boost is optional.

Playing the unofficial multiplayer mod overwrote the date on my single player savefile with the date on the server. The server was ahead about 15 years, so when I continued my single player game I suddenly got a never ending stream of transactions from employees paying out 15 years worth of work. I was sitting on hundreds of millions of euros, lol.

@cr4his

Жыл бұрын

The amount of ear pain this caused is probably uncountable.

@Tylercm262

Жыл бұрын

I used to do this when I had to make a new MP save. Id work until the 500k loan and buy some trucks. Then load into MP with millions.

@milosstojanovic4623

Жыл бұрын

You managed to experience time dilatation anomaly :P

"Who in their right mind would play this game?" Me with over 700 hours: *nervous sweating*

@CraftyWitch1990

3 жыл бұрын

700? Rookie numbers xD i hit 4000 a couple weeks ago

@alexandermckenzie2796

3 жыл бұрын

Me with 400 hours: Slightly less nervous sweating but still pretty worrying

@liviumihai2144

3 жыл бұрын

@@CraftyWitch1990 better be a driver irl

@abcdefg91111

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexandermckenzie2796 np, Iberia will pump up the numbers

@truefailure6359

3 жыл бұрын

For some reason, despite having never played this game, I could totally understand how this could be a time sink for some people.

Actually I am a professional truck driver. 10 years strong and I'm watching this video in it.

@elijahthomas3783

3 жыл бұрын

Truck simulator for when you want to truck while in a truck because trucks are cool

@snarfymcsnarfface2323

3 жыл бұрын

Stonks

@iwirelessjimmy

3 жыл бұрын

I could have guessed that based on your profile pic

@blakereid5785

3 жыл бұрын

How does it stack to the real world? Did you know the graphic settings trick? Maybe taking your glasses off when someones in your way?

@nathanwilliams7745

3 жыл бұрын

Also a professional driver, and drinking a cuppa whilst watching this video.

Spiff: *takes one of the three trucks, leaving the third driver to hang drying* Also Spiff: *calls the third driver a potato*

@FlashHawk4

7 ай бұрын

100% accurate company owner behavior

@Wolf-ln1ml

7 ай бұрын

Unrealistic employee behaviour though - who would actually complain about, let alone quit over getting paid without actually having to work? 😂

@Jovan-cw4kk

3 ай бұрын

Cause he was not in shadow wizard money gang

@springpurse

Ай бұрын

@@Wolf-ln1ml In Euro Truck Simulator, drivers get paid a standard fee per delivery, plus some amount per kilometer, so drivers won't get paid unless they have a truck to do jobs

I was a truck driver for 17 year. Sums it up quite well, owner drivers raking it in while we earn £11 an hour!! Glad I gave it up for the trains now.

@dodoz44

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad this video didn't come out back then. You'd just have taken a loan, bought your own truck, garage and so on... And been a millionaire a few weeks later!

@jamesdukes1869

2 жыл бұрын

@@dodoz44 well once I get this I'm not taking the easy way out nah plus as u progress u make good money

@colinwitte5665

Жыл бұрын

@@dodoz44 Dont forget teleporting to Istanbul every once in a while!

@aarlf1league

Жыл бұрын

@Oggy there is a thing called real life...

@aarlf1league

Жыл бұрын

@Oggy bro said r/wooosh on the wrong platform

As a profesional truck driver let me tell you a story, I once finished my shift in a tire Factory, there was a colleague of mine already there, so I went to knock on him whats he up to, he was playing on his notebook eurotruck simulator, some people live it to the maximum I guess

@diablo.the.cheater

3 жыл бұрын

Peak trucking

@lukegamel7131

3 жыл бұрын

The only thing that would be better is if the character could play a game where they drive a truck. That way you could be a truck driver that plays euro truck simulator whose character plays a trucking game. Truckception.

@RiverRapids

3 жыл бұрын

@Chrysostomos Being a professional anything just means it's your job, not that you're amazing at it or anything

@Gamerboi99

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukegamel7131 Just need a laptop in the back with American Truck Simulator's menu open.

@Alexplainow

3 жыл бұрын

@Chrysostomos well they kinda do

Ah yes. A millionaire-making simulator. These games always forget that you gotta start with 2 million dollars before you end up with a net worth of a million.

@Patrick-pz9ur

3 жыл бұрын

"Economics"

@briannalarsen127

3 жыл бұрын

There is no way you don't use a like bot of some kind

@ChulioRCHulio

3 жыл бұрын

"A small loan of a million dollars!" Can go many ways ;)

@ryshow9118

3 жыл бұрын

@@ChulioRCHulio my response exactly to the 🍊🤡

@ggJin

3 жыл бұрын

@@briannalarsen127 He somehow gained a following from leaving comments on youtube videos wayyyy back

Pro tip : If you are driving with a truck and/or trailer that isn't yours, if you damage them, do NOT finish the mission while they're damaged. Go to a garage/truck seller and GET THEM REPAIRED. Your employer will pay for the repair and you will NOT lose money because of damages to the truck/trailer. The only thing you can't repair is the load itself (so try not to crash too hard, especially with fragile things).

@Dwayndibb

Жыл бұрын

Sweet

@FlashHawk4

7 ай бұрын

"Hey, boss, bad news, I hit four lightposts and a police car. Truck was pretty banged up." "You absolute idiot, I'm taking that out of your pay!" "Let me finish, sir! BUT, I used your company's credit card to pay for all the damages." "Oh ok that's fine then, here's your full pay!" : ^ )

Someone should make a Brexit mod for this where you just have to sit in the cab at UK ports and have your ham sandwiches confiscated lol

@neo-babylon7872

3 жыл бұрын

And upload your passport for inspection.

@justinmiletich1975

3 жыл бұрын

@@neo-babylon7872 but its not right color sir. spam spam spam

@antonycharnock2993

2 жыл бұрын

Piss bottle DLC for your cab coming soon.

@vydave

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the underrated comment

@simond3534

2 жыл бұрын

@@vydave This is the best comment I have seen in a while

"You've just been dominated by Nigel's Party Bus" Possibly the most horrifying last thing to ever here as a murder victim.

@GazMatic

3 жыл бұрын

H ear 👂

@sl1mp1k1nz9

3 жыл бұрын

@@GazMatic hahahahahaha 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@shadowknight7584

3 жыл бұрын

Spacewizzard090 o god I just realized that

@coolmanboss5

3 жыл бұрын

Dr. Gaz Matic it's here but ok boomer

@namelastname766

3 жыл бұрын

@@coolmanboss5 a very nice joke

Ferryman : "Excuse me sir, the ferry has arrived at your destination." Nigel : "Oh sorry, I didn't mean to come here, can you take me back?" Ferryman : " You've said that 30 times now...."

@MyDude199

2 жыл бұрын

"You gettin' paid ain'tcha, take me again ferryman"

Starting as a truck driver in the UK right now could actually be a viable way to become a millionaire

@Luftmysza.

Жыл бұрын

Have u invented time travel?

@manhartlol6451

Жыл бұрын

@@Luftmysza. You dont need time travel, just find a job as truck driver lol. 10k per month is achievable with some experience :D

@babababababababab8363

9 ай бұрын

Don't forget to buy a garage in Istanbul 💀

@noodlelynoodle.

9 ай бұрын

The biggest problem with being a truck driver is the amount those things cost to maintain, at least for the big ones here in the us even if you're bringing in $10k/month you could be spending half that or more maintaining the truck some months it's less but with how much repairs cost the big repairs bring the average up a lot, at least from my understanding they make good money but have to spend a huge amount on the truck upkeep itself

@Wolf-ln1ml

7 ай бұрын

@@noodlelynoodle. Ever since I found out how the trucking industry works in the USA, I've been baffled... I mean, when you get a desk job as a programmer, do you also have to pay for your desk, chair, computer, A/C, ...? Or does your employer supply you with all of that as they do here in Europe - in which case, why is that different for truck drivers?

"This is kind of the ultimate exploit" *Sets up a profitable business which then runs itself*

I love how the way he makes money in this game is actually the gist of how rich people make money in real life, taking out massive loans to buy assets, this should really be called "life is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits"

@goawayihavecommentstomake1488

Жыл бұрын

(And also have other people working for you!)

@ledumpsterfire6474

Жыл бұрын

Basically. It's simplifying things, but I had a wealthy family member who started a property management company tell me once, "The difference between someone who's rich and someone who's poor is what currency they use. Poor people deal in money, rich people deal in debt." It's often pretty damaging to the economy, but it's true. Unsurprisingly, he's a huge douchebag.

@gianfrancoguevara5636

Жыл бұрын

@@ledumpsterfire6474 a smart douchebag

@ledumpsterfire6474

Жыл бұрын

@@gianfrancoguevara5636 I'd honestly guess he had a smart mentor, but I really don't think he was himself. He was totally illiterate until the day he died. Couldn't read or write, never had any interest in learning to. Just had other people do it for him.

Things to do this far easier: - Don't hire the 3rd driver without a truck. You have to pay their wages and they don't make you money. Just slows you down a bit. - Focus your drivers on levelling long distance, just as you do for yourself. It is the biggest jump in increased profits. So as they level up they make more money more fast.

@Kleyguerth

3 жыл бұрын

- Customize the cheap truck you give to your drivers, you can remove some mirrors and get the price down to about 92k

@preyo6511

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kleyguerth once you expand this to more garages and are making stupid amounts of money is there any reason to upgrade their trucks or just keep them in the cheapest possible?

@Kleyguerth

3 жыл бұрын

@@preyo6511 I don't know. I only tested which skill is the best for the AI drivers (ecodriving, then balanced). It's been a while since I last played, I gave good trucks to drivers in a garage, but I didn't have another garage with drivers at the same level, so I couldn't really compare. It seemed to not make any difference, but it might have changed as the game is still being updated!

@kirkmann4434

3 жыл бұрын

@@preyo6511 no. the game does not care which truck they use. mostly like in real life it is not that important (time wise) whether you commute in Mercedes or Dacia. Better trucks however enhance your driving experience in the driving sim part of the game (which is the main purpose :) ), particularly howling heavy loads.

@ReganInfamous

3 жыл бұрын

@@kirkmann4434 disagree. Am making more with the most expensive chassis. Also my higher power trucks make more profit than less powerfull.

28:52 "isn't that just majestic" That's funny because before SCS accuired the licensing for Mercedes, they named the truck "Majestic" lol.

@kurierklumpen577

2 жыл бұрын

Good ol Times

@zephynum

2 жыл бұрын

back when iveco was "ivedo"

@rsr2121

2 жыл бұрын

and Volvo was Valiant

@Solo_Wing_Pixy

Жыл бұрын

and Renault was Runner

"If you can't pay off your loan, take out another loan to pay it" So a consolidation loan or balance transfer? Actual real-world finance is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits...

@DeadlyDanDaMan

3 жыл бұрын

@@HiddenRealm Smaller loans generally have to be paid off faster, so the monthly payments and interst are usually higher. So no, this doesn't really work.

@leatcanned

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeadlyDanDaMan not true, but it does get weirdly Specific.

@WraithMagus

3 жыл бұрын

It's called "refinancing". Any time interest rates drop, you start getting bombarded with ads to refinance your house mortgage. That's literally all it is - getting a new loan with lower interest rates and then paying off the old loan with that money.

@ryopoto55

3 жыл бұрын

@FML TBF it's a fine little tip to someone just entered the adult server. Like me!

@HiddenRealm

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeadlyDanDaMan I didn't say it would. This whole joke is founded on bad financial statements made in a video game. This scenario works in theory IF you could find a situation for it to actually occur though. Of course, like you mentioned, it's not common.

I've just now realized that he has in fact bought the stock images, and just added his own watermark...

@Thastormable

3 жыл бұрын

Long story short some of the stock image sites actually was claiming his videos. And considering EVERY video had stock images it meant he needed to either challenge every single video, or pay them for the stock images, he went with the latter. Since he had bought the images he got them without the watermarks. People apparently liked the watermarks so he made his own watermarks.

@echoskelet

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thastormable Awesome.

@jameskim1505

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thastormable brilliant

@redshirt49

3 жыл бұрын

@@jameskim1505 Yeah there were a few videos without the watermarks and it just didn't look right. So Spiff added them back about a year and a half - two years ago.

@wickederebus

2 жыл бұрын

Its comments like these that make me feel old. Realizing just how long i have been watching Spiff. Hot take, the Tree Farm Prison Architect videos are my favorite of Spiff's videos.

Lawn mowing simulator is very similar for exploits. I hire other employees, and because the employees complete jobs just as fast as I do regardless of the equipment they are given, I put them on massively complicated time consuming jobs that pay copious piles of cash and would usually take over an hour to complete myself while I go spend 2 minutes cleaning up 5 objects in a park and miraculously, my employees have completed all of the hellacious tasks with equipment that would physically make the jobs impossible in that 2 minutes and I make fat stacks.

@Megabear90

Жыл бұрын

You have just discovered the power of the immigrant worker. They will work an ungodly amount with the poorest tools in little time. I once renovated a flat using eastern european Gentlemen. Showing a man a crusty linoleum floor secured with enough glue to horizontally attach a flagpole, that I wanted him to remove and trying to explain that he was to rent a floor stripper and use it, he simply shook his head. Instead he took a tiny scraper, went down on his hands and knees and his arm started moving back and forth like an industrial steam piston. Thus he attacked the floor. Chips of rock hard ancient linoleum and glue commenced flying and the job was done in less than an hour.

@johnsmith-sp6yl

Ай бұрын

meth will do that

I find Spiff's voice so soothing, sometimes it lulls me to sleep. To my surprise i am awoken to the sound of a mega horn and Spiff talking about establishing dominance.

"Euro truck simulator is effectively crack cocaine" -the spiffing britt, 2020

@Jarost91

3 жыл бұрын

He's right, you know. The first time I played it I thought "Never again". 8 years later and I'm still playing it.

@defensivekobra3873

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jarost91 forgive me for being naive but it does not look that great? but then again neither does crack cocaine? or well i dont know shit about illegal drugs

@andymitchell2146

3 жыл бұрын

@@defensivekobra3873 It's true - one minute you're trying to drive from Aberdeen to Edinburgh. The next thing you know you're driving from Aberdeen to Istanbul. It's rough man. Long Distance attribute? Not even +1.

@jimthompson8947

3 жыл бұрын

Except spiffs crack cocaine is tea, ads, advertising his tea in all his vids, and ove-rusing the words "lovely", "queen", "spiffing", "Brit", "tea", and "fantastic". What a waster.

@Hunted0LessShirt

3 жыл бұрын

Gonna be honest, this video seems far less like showing off exploits and far more like a fantastic excuse to play a whole bunch of ETS

"How to make infinite money" "Sleep for 5 days every week, you'll teleport into the future when your employees have made you money" Oh go figure. xD

@BicyclesMayUseFullLane

3 жыл бұрын

Captialism in a nut shell.

@tigriukasinlove

3 жыл бұрын

been doing so for 4 years getting really bored really

@Bot.number.69420

3 жыл бұрын

I tested online and my game became bound to real time instead of played time. Didn't play for week and had 3 billions in single player. Lol.

@freman007

3 жыл бұрын

@@BicyclesMayUseFullLane If you mean the capitalist has bought the trucks, has covered maintenance, permits and the like, and is employing the drivers so they only have to worry about driving, then yes. Remember it costs a fair bit to set up any business, and most startups fail.

@mallardofmodernia8092

3 жыл бұрын

@@freman007 shhhhh let Icarus fly

"I'll hire anyone at this point." Spiff accidentally made Swift

@technicgaming1490

2 жыл бұрын

Year late and will never get old

Time no more passes when traveling between garages so instead buy the dlc that has finland so you can pass time using the ferry between Travemunde-Helsinki, it takes 29 hours.

Flemming V.: *leaves company* Spiff: Oh no! Anyways

@wallamazoo01

3 жыл бұрын

He was a coward. He didn't stay around for the REAL business.

@iiiiiifggffggffgfgfg

3 жыл бұрын

@@wallamazoo01 He was also a poop driver.

@otter666

2 жыл бұрын

Flemming V in that white car 39:45

@TheKazragore

2 жыл бұрын

Flemming V leaves the company. 1 week later Spiff is a millionnaire. COINCIDENCE?

This exploit also works in real life minus the fast travel. In fact, many trucking companies follow this start up model. Cost to operate (truck note, fuel, insurance, etc...) is about $10,000 a month. Any scrub driver is expected to drive about 10,000 miles a month (which is actually an easy month) so cost to operate is about $1 per mile. A decent company driver (someone who only operates the truck and pays no costs associated with owning the truck) makes about $0.50 a mile. So we're at $1.50 for the truck, associated costs, and a driver. Most loads will pay over $2+ per mile. Longer miles r at lower rates and short miles higher. So if u own the truck, pay someone to drive that truck, and charge $2 a mile u will profit $0.50 per mile. Use one truck to buy another... And another... And another... Cost of a brand new truck is $120k-$150k+ depending on options. Used trucks (assuming 500k miles) r in the $70k range. Full disclosure... If one of ur drivers causes a wreck and kills someone u'll lose everything.

@BicyclesMayUseFullLane

3 жыл бұрын

NB: no idea if it actually work this way irl. That's why you buy insurance. So one guy wrecking everything (because he uses crack cocaine or something) won't bankrupt you. But of course, you won't accumulate capital as fast. And that just won't do.

@nehcrum

3 жыл бұрын

@@BicyclesMayUseFullLane The thing is, insurance doesn't save you money. Insurance costs more than it gives back, that's the business model for an insurance company, what it does is make it so you spread out the costs instead of getting a big hit when something happens but the more vehicles you have and accidents becomes part of the operating costs, insurance becomes an unnecessary coat.

@BicyclesMayUseFullLane

3 жыл бұрын

@@nehcrum Well, yeah. Skippy crashing their truck and writing off all of the cargo is, almost by definition, catastrophic events, which I doubt anyone but the largest companies could weather. So if it happens early in your company's life, and you have no ways of mitigating it, you can kiss your company goodbye. And of course, when your company is large enough, you can opt to self-insure to reduce cost.

@jacobmotes7497

3 жыл бұрын

@@nehcrum a vast majority majority of trucking companies in the US have less than 5 trucks. One fatal accident (even if it is not the truckers fault) can very easily bankrupt the company. Sure the company doesn't have to pay for the accident or compensation, but the loss of a truck and the skyrocketed insurance premium will end that company. Even a non-fatal accident with just a loss of cargo can do it. It's super risky

@stephenmurray9850

3 жыл бұрын

Cost of a truck in Australia is over $350,000 new, and that is for a bog standard one. Then you have to get freight which is sometimes bad to terrible . The company I worked for went bankrupt at least twice in 12 years . Great job though , loved driving long distances.

All the respect I've had for Spiff over the years and he picks a f**king Renault.

Flemming V. Probably has make a biggest mistake in his life by leaving the company

"You have just been dominated by Nigel's party bus." Can I get this on a shirt?

@ChuckNorrisIsNothing

2 жыл бұрын

Yes you can. And you should!

@SimonAstrupDK

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like that red Brexit campaign bus promising millions to the NHS

Pressed Like, and a Truck appeared in my living room. 10/10 would like again

@Nautules83

3 жыл бұрын

have you figured out yet how to get it out of said living room?

@cuross01

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nautules83 just drive it out. follow the exploits in this video and he'll be collecting infinite amounts of money just by existing

Spiffing Brit isn't even using exploits... he truly does love Euro Truck Simulator 2 like a wife

Speed limiter off... Drive as fast as possible everywhere you go... Loading up on paid drivers then just teleporting back and forth... I've watched a lot of your videos, but this is the first one where I actually play the game the same way you do. :D

The Spiffing Brit could narrate paint drying and I would still listen.

@thomasvlaskampiii6850

3 жыл бұрын

Even better, he could narrate grass growing and I'd listen

@chrisbandicoot9552

3 жыл бұрын

Now I'm picturing him exploiting paint drying. Like, bringing a giant heater or something.

@Nightweaver1

3 жыл бұрын

He could give RTGame a run for his money in that category.

25:36: "NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE" US Government: I'm gonna pretend like I didn't see that

@LuizAlexPhoenix

3 жыл бұрын

If in trouble coup another democratically elected leader in the third world.

@Katt1n

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you know? Governments are god entities that can do no wrong. Rules for thee but not for me.

@PiotrDzialak

3 жыл бұрын

who gives a f* abotu what US governemnt thinks, especially about trucking in Europe.

@PiotrDzialak

3 жыл бұрын

@Gustavo Octavio deCampos Dammit, US government interventions actually work :P

@christopherwood9009

3 жыл бұрын

UK's government too, since covid

People: "Why would anyone play this?" Me: "It's...COMFY"

now travelling to garages also costs so it's a bit harder now. but you can just sleep 3 times in a row and you'll have a bunch of money

@Mr_Unpopular

8 ай бұрын

Thnk you for the tip

* honk honk honk honk * “This is how truckers show dominance!” Well that was quite an accurate prediction wasn’t it 😂

As a german: wrong side of the road? Excuse me? We are *literally* driving on the right side of the road :P

@zensoredparagonbytes3985

3 жыл бұрын

Brits drive on the right side, only it's the left side. Because they still use whips to encourage those horsepowers😂 you don't want upcoming drivers to get a whip in their eyes wouldn't you😂

@johnyjung392

3 жыл бұрын

@blackrave404 It's pounds, or something. Fun fact: pound = Pfund. Pfunden = kacken = Excreting feces ;)

@TheEDFLegacy

3 жыл бұрын

@blackrave404 You made me audibly laugh with that comment. 😅

@Masterrunescapeer

3 жыл бұрын

@@zensoredparagonbytes3985 "Because they still use whips to encourage those horsepowers" No, that's the non British (colonies), British drive on the left-hand side as when on horse back you could pull the sword out and attack towards the right (dominant) side. Everyone else did right to left as then the carriage driver can keep sight of the road while controlling the horse (as they sat on the right-hand side).

@zensoredparagonbytes3985

3 жыл бұрын

@@Masterrunescapeer that's what I said. They drive on the left side, which is the right side😂 it's all word play. I knew about the carriages. I didn't know about the sword habit. Thank you for the information

*PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT* "Remember to be drinking your warm cups of tea ladies and gentlemen! 🍵🇬🇧"

@GoldMamb4

3 жыл бұрын

I just finished a cuppa before the video came up 😔

@SdKfz-gq8bh

3 жыл бұрын

cold tea is allright too, right?

@artemisfowl7191

3 жыл бұрын

Iced Tea is great, what are you talking about.

For me it's less about driving and delivering itself, but for all the different lands you'll see through your travels. It's very easy to crash just by looking outside while you don't pay attention what's in front of you. :) I just wish that the games would emphasize the road trip/adventure-aspect more. Maybe introduce some smaller sidequests for specific landmarks, like "You have heard about the famous X Memorial-bridge. Check it out while you're here! Do you wish to set your GPS to it?" You know, just a little something to encourage exploration and leaving the fastest routes. Maybe by giving you a photo-album which you can fill by visiting all the POIs.

@EdyAlbertoMSGT3

Жыл бұрын

Damn, these soviets have done some serious upgrades to the lovely 469 since the last time i saw a picture of one.

@nicolasoliveira4903

Жыл бұрын

O we could have a option to travel as passager. We can look around and someone drives

@YogBar

4 ай бұрын

In USA Truck simulator , they actually added a sight seeing mechanic with Visitble landmarks you can visit.

For the people looking for another exploit, I have found one If one of your drivers are on a job you can click on them and choose to drive their truck. That will skip time forward. So to optimise you should make them take the long driving perk so you can skip more time. You can also sleep three times in a row

Spiff: "a game for people with no friends, a game for people with no life" Also Spiff: 137 hours played in 2 weeks THAT'S MEANING HE PLAYED MORE THAN 8 HOURS PER DAY PROBABLY MORE THAN A REAL LIFE TRUCK DRIVER

@ladywaffle2210

3 жыл бұрын

Haven't been to the Midwest of the US, have you?

@uhh741

3 жыл бұрын

really he has only played 59 hours of ETS2. that 137 hours in 2 weeks is all game activity not just ETS2, granted he is putting in almost 80 hours a week playing games, makes u wish you were a youtuber huh lol. I have 401 hours in ets2 lol game is fun, just jam out and drive.

@Montague38

2 жыл бұрын

Truck drivers do much more than 8 hrs a day!!

@johncook9548

2 жыл бұрын

@@uhh741 I noticed this as well had to go back coz I though the played recently is higher than the actual play time 🤔😂

@BosmaRae

2 жыл бұрын

@@Montague38 DOT caps drivers at 11 hours in a 24 hour period after 10 consecutive hours off

So... this exploit turns "Euro truck simulator" into "Loadscreen simulator" 😆

@heyvoodjablowme

3 жыл бұрын

Solus White no it turns euro truck simulator into GTA Online, only without the griefers

@SolusWhite

3 жыл бұрын

@@heyvoodjablowme It doesn't though... to do this exploit you fast travel, just to fast travel again... and again... aka going from load screen to load screen. Hence "load screen simulator".

@Shero1337

3 жыл бұрын

@@SolusWhite I think the joke is that GTA Online is a loading screen simulator in itself

@SolusWhite

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shero1337 Ahh, ok. I never played it, so I wouldn't know lol xD.

@Jehty21

3 жыл бұрын

@@SolusWhite GTA Online has ridiculously long loading times.

I love playing ATS listening to music and drinking beer, you definitely don't want me doing this in real life.

@casvandijck9338

Жыл бұрын

Depends on if I were part of ISIS...

This exploit still works but: You need to tak a ferry - the longest distance/time you can find instead of traveling to garages Traveling from garage to garage doesn't fast forward time now and will also cost you money Taking a ferry will cost you some money but the time will pass and your workes will work and bring you profit - it's still doable but a little harder

@ifrqnk_3132

Жыл бұрын

so you're saying i drove all the way from St-Petersburg to the south of spain for absolutely no reason at all? (thanks for the tip tho)

@Asatruction

Жыл бұрын

You can also just sleep for free repeatedly, owning just a single garage and won't have to travel anywhere at all. Using external contracts which expire in RL time, you can even have the entire garage full of AI drivers

@Jamelinium

Жыл бұрын

There is another way to generate money out of thin air for free. You can just switch trucks with one of your drivers. Go to your driver manager, select a driver who has longest cargo delivery time and switch your truck with his. Accept the message, that his truck will be delivered in X time (for example 14 hours), the time will pass, other drivers will finish their jobs, and you will have all the revenue from that. Repeat the process as much as you like.

@jasonsmith2268

Жыл бұрын

@@Jamelinium saved me the headache, thanks

@illegalcumtrader56

Жыл бұрын

or u just use cheat engines

"ETS2 is effectively crack cocaine" - Never thought this could be the best description for this game. They should put it on their Steam page!

Tonight on Spiffing Gear: - "The" gets caught for speeding - "Spiffing" Tunes a virtual lorry - and "Brit" has a cup of tea...

@rey_azteca_009

3 жыл бұрын

Ben Jeremiah Lim 🤣🤣

@notasimpwtf6012

3 жыл бұрын

I-I it's perfect

@ytaltacc8008

3 жыл бұрын

I Actually read it with Jeremy's voice

@officaljayplaz6899

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome back to bottom gear mates

"We are now driving in Germany, which means we are driving on the wrong side of the road." Yeah... every country in Europe drives on the right side of the road and the Brit says we are wrong.

@steakismeat177

2 жыл бұрын

If you don’t drive on the left hand side, how can you stab oncoming traffic from your motorized hourse? And yes I added the British U to horse just to show them how unnecessary it is.

@saileille

2 жыл бұрын

@@steakismeat177 by being a superior lefty.

@jamesdean922

2 жыл бұрын

@@saileille or not

@hackergaming6372

Жыл бұрын

And the majority of countries not colonized by the British

@TheeEnglishKnight

11 ай бұрын

@@steakismeat177 imagine trying to tell ENGLISH people that their way of writing ENGLISH words are wrong. seppo.

26:56 "and of course we're gonna pick up more IVECO trucks because they're cheap and Chips and then what we do is throw them into Turkey. Lovely stuff". All of it made me hungry. Need some tea now too

@yakuzalucax

2 жыл бұрын

lol

Every time he says "Istanbul" I have the knee jerk reaction of saying "Not Constantinople." Seeing how he says this about 4000 times in the video, it's a miracle my housemate hasn't thrown me out the window yet.

@hjalfi

3 жыл бұрын

Been a long time gone, Constantinople.

@stefanteichert1549

3 жыл бұрын

@@hjalfi Why did Constantinople get the works?

@realism_logic

3 жыл бұрын

That's nobody's business but the Turks'!

@stefanteichert1549

3 жыл бұрын

@@realism_logic Even old New York was once New Amsterdam

@TheHopperUK

3 жыл бұрын

@@stefanteichert1549 Why they changed it, I can't say

"At the moment we are currently driving through Germany" "All of the roads are very properly maintained" Best joke I heard in a while. xD

@dielaberbrudergaming6288

3 жыл бұрын

excuse me, but i never saw a hole in the road ever, in i live in germany, oh wait maybe he talked about the east side of germany :D

@Selnathorn

3 жыл бұрын

@@dielaberbrudergaming6288 Pffff, yeah, maybe. But let's not dig up that discussion. Plenty of my work colleagues complain about that way too often already

@chaosmagican

3 жыл бұрын

@@dielaberbrudergaming6288 Well we have roads here in NRW that we like to call "Abtreibungsstrecke". But apart from that the bigger roads are quite maintained but the construction oh god the never ending slow ass construction. If you watch dashcam clips from around the world, if it's on a highway and there is construction it's most probably Germany. Meanwhile I've driven from here to Marseille and I haven't seen a single construction area on the highway in France AND the highways were better.

"This is how trucks show dominance!" 😂

"Who in their right mind would play this game" Me with 4357 hours: *nervously chuckles*

Spiff : *_"A game for people with no friends or life"_* So... Most of the games you're playing? xD

@Schilani

3 жыл бұрын

About the no friends part... if you had any before, you won't have any left after playing these games with them.

@ram89572

3 жыл бұрын

@@Schilani That's alright. You can make better friends by playing ATS/ETS2 with us trucking geeks. Just don't play TruckersMP and drive the Calais-Duisburg road....that's a good way to lose all mental function

@jimthompson8947

3 жыл бұрын

Not true, brit has only barstools as sitting space *and* they are all upside down so as to seat he and 3 friends anywhere in the room. That's right, they put the barstool legs right up their asses. Lovely stuff. ☕ 👀

No Joke: two of my three pals who drive Professional truck playing this game

@Jacob-qr8pl

3 жыл бұрын

That's nothing. I live in the country. Guess how popular Farming Simulator is.

@nothinghere9168

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jacob-qr8pl wowowow, Farming Simulator is a different league man, that's more popular than I thought (every farmer who I know play this game ( except one, je dont play video games))

More of this please. Something very relaxing about watching this gameplay. It fills the void of not getting a Spore 2 release to watch Spiff break.

You transformed Euro Truck Simulator 2 in Euro Truck Manager

"So we're basically going to be hiring anyone" Oh, so like Swift here in the US....

@geisr8392

3 жыл бұрын

His drivers have more skill than Swift drivers.

@thomasvlaskampiii6850

3 жыл бұрын

@@geisr8392 I think a dead person has more skills than a Swift driver

@RandomPerson-nd2ey

3 жыл бұрын

I actually saw a SWIFT truck being the one that got hit a couple weeks ago... I know, shocking! It was hit by a CRST truck, one with a team in it. A team where one of them was helping the other back in... with about 30 WIDE OPEN spots nearby. Loves in Kingman, AZ if you want to see the truck stop for a better idea of the scenario.

@geisr8392

3 жыл бұрын

@@RandomPerson-nd2ey CRST isn't much better.

@spacehooliganzack7429

3 жыл бұрын

@@RandomPerson-nd2ey Oh hey, I'm just a couple hours north of you

hey spiff, your content in the last month was top notch, keeping spirits high in these boring times. thanks for all the great stuff!

@FuelDropforthewin

3 жыл бұрын

@L4unchp4d Indeed. Exploits know no party. At least until Spiffing gets around to doing "The government is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits"...

@yeetreviews

3 жыл бұрын

Hugh Mann legal loopholes the game

this is the youtuber way, however as a player u should never do that as u will waste alot of the early fun of building up your company. Some tips to follow for maximizing your fun per hour. 1. Make world of trucks account and use that to do only world of trucks missions (requires personal truck). 2. World of truck jobs have a blue timer instead of a normal ingame timer and the saving (synchronizing) saving makes ur vehicle crashes and flips upside down irreversible which enforces another layer of difficulty as there is "no going back" even if u reload. Tow service cancels mission. 3. Take it slow, get max capacity for the first garage and fill it up with drivers/trucks. Keep buying loans, priority is to lvl up drivers as u do jobs urself. 4. Help time pass faster with the legitimate way, which is by having the option to get tired enabled and when u need to sleep , sleep x3 times instead of once (maximum amount before it sais u are not tired anymore). ---It will take u tens of hours before u can have maxed out garage and 4-5 trucks n drivers (and alot of loans), without having to do game breaking "tricks" and will have a bigger appreciation of the game's progression. At this point u will be around 15 level character , which is also another limiting factor for getting the best trucks. This is the true vanilla "hard mode" without the need for mods to change economy.

i like angelo's smile, its like he knows what is really going on

Spiff: *Plays a family friendly game, without violence or abuse* Me: *Finaly a game Spiff won't colonize in* Also Spiff: *Allow me to introduce you to our adventure, taking us across Europe* Me: *Oh for fuck sake*

@noodlelynoodle.

9 ай бұрын

He's British he has to colonize it's all they know and they're still all sad their empire fell apart, that's why it rains so much there it's all the people's tears of not being a massive empire anymore

Spiff: they won't overtake me when I'm over the speed limit Me with over 200 hours: *laughs* that what you think

@hammer_ttk

3 жыл бұрын

laughs in autobahn

@castlesofsteel5677

3 жыл бұрын

@@hammer_ttk "Where we're going, we don't need speed limits": Back To The Future in Germany Also in the base game france has a higher speed limit than germany so?

@DeadlyDanDaMan

3 жыл бұрын

200 hours? That's rookie numbers.

Euro truck veterans like me jiggle when you said "this is just majestic" on the mercedez because that's how scs called the brand before they had licenses for the trucks

As I was watching this I had closed captioning on. When spiff said "everyone needs a mega horn", the closed captioning said "everyone needs a beggar horde" and I spit my tea all over my desk

I love how spiff creates a plot for all of his episodes. I’m calling it the Spiffy Cinematic Universe (SCU)

@matthill5426

3 жыл бұрын

Spiffing Cinematic Universe is the best idea I've heard in ages. I second the idea of promoting it in all future videos. I'm sure he'll love it.

@notsm

3 жыл бұрын

I am just waiting for a proper crossover. XD

So he's not actually time traveling, just sitting in a haze while his company makes money for him...

I hope one day i'll wake up, and on my recomendations page on yt there will be "Farming Simulator is a Perfectly Balanced Game With no Exploits"

I've just spent the day doing this on a very small scale taking the ferry from Esbjerg to Hull 19 hours a pop, have now reached the point where its making me 100k per trip, despite the fast travel method being patched 😭

Perfect CEO simulator where he just travels around and gets richer every time.

i like how accurate this map is, in reality you drove straight through my house at one point.

7:18 Wales isn't the worst part of the UK for motorways. In Northern Ireland we also have only 1 motorway but you aren't even allowed on it at all until 1 year after you pass your test (including not allowed while learning with an instructor). You also flip the L plate around to show an R plate (Restricted - which is legally required for a year) and you can only drive 45mph maximum for 1 year after you pass your test. Everyone violently overtakes R plated cars even if we're in a 40mph speed zone. If you ever leave the UK and drive over the border to Ireland nobody knows what goes on there and it's a free for all (they don't even use mph or miles, it's in kilometres so nobody cares). Other parts of the UK do these hilarious P plates which aren't even required and don't limit you or mean anything at all except tell the world you recently passed.

@clementpruvost8670

2 жыл бұрын

That's sucks. Meanwhile in France : *highways are at 130 km/h*

@SteenG3yL

2 жыл бұрын

@@clementpruvost8670 That baffles you? You've never been to Germany have you?

@clementpruvost8670

2 жыл бұрын

@@SteenG3yL i have, but it's has been years.

@franciscope7141

Жыл бұрын

why not just ignore the rules and speed? no one is going to know!

@goawayihavecommentstomake1488

Жыл бұрын

That’s a weird rule, since frankly, motorways are easier to drive than city streets.

From what I can tell you cant do this anymore. Fast travelling costs money and doesn't forward time so it actually loses you money now. Unless there's a setting the or dlc changes fast travelling. But the ferry crossing method will still net you a lot of funds.

@jibbyjabby7499

Жыл бұрын

Ive just tried it and yes it doesn't work. 😭

@theageofdragons5007

Жыл бұрын

You can do this with the ports

@jibbyjabby7499

Жыл бұрын

@@theageofdragons5007 you can switch trucks as well. That definitely works.

@theageofdragons5007

Жыл бұрын

That doesn't work using ports and going back and forth litterally does

@jibbyjabby7499

Жыл бұрын

@@theageofdragons5007 switching trucks does if you have drivers on long distance and your bills are covered. Got me out of a pickle a few times.

ETS2 is literally my stress relief after stressing all day at work. Either that or a ton of booze so I think my liver will thank me.

@SushiParty

3 жыл бұрын

@Lucius Fawkes Yup weed is good too but just a little more inconvenient.

"Now that we have a bunch of money and we're in the Netherlands..." Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "we can by another truck" No, no you're not.

@levenisingewikkeld

3 жыл бұрын

legend

Disappointingly the devs changed the game in summer of 2021 so that fast travel no longer fast forwards time. Ferries still do though, so you can just take the ferry back and forth between Finland and Germany for a somewhat-slower but still effective method of gaining lots of money.

@lucasmrNd

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the advice!

@ChicoFininho

2 жыл бұрын

Just change vehicles with the employees, they always need to finish the job first 😉

@lawrencelobdelliii2626

2 жыл бұрын

Or if you just go to a rest stop and keep resting over and over. Ferries cost money and resting doesn't. I've actually used rest to wait for the Eco jobs to pop up for the delivery to the France truck stops achievement. And I actually like that quick travel doesn't progress game time anymore because that makes it super easy to grab jobs in farther away cities to get achievements.

@JDNSAUDIS

Жыл бұрын

I spent a whole day to realise this 🙂 I’m pissed lol

@JDNSAUDIS

Жыл бұрын

Ended up using the developer tools to fast forward time instead, no more cheating now 😂

for those wondering if this still works it does (kinda just more grindy) you have to be carefull how you do it but doing the ferry crossing/channel tunnel method still works it just means you may lose some money as a penalty for not delivering but it is still profitable if done right :)

Him using freedom units caught me off guard just a bit. Also calling it a "truck" instead of a lorry... I am beginning to think he's a fraud and only pretends a be a brit with his whole "drink ya fuckin' tea" spiel. Edit: Well now I don't know... He did not hesitate to make fun of wales so maybe he is legit.

@danyael777

3 жыл бұрын

That also is a stereotype.^^

@JohnDCrafton

3 жыл бұрын

You do realize they use miles in the UK right? They're not completely metric.

@thrownsofaraway9978

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnDCrafton You do realize that it's a joke right?

@JohnDCrafton

3 жыл бұрын

@@thrownsofaraway9978 You do realize jokes are supposed to be funny right?

@robertthomas4633

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnDCrafton I laughed.

"He has to generate infinite wealth via trucks" me: Anybody know a point in history where stocks in a truck driving company went through the roof?

@11Survivor

3 жыл бұрын

There's a few big logistics companies where I live so I'd assume at least one of them had that happen at some point.

19:40 Sick overtake on this ambulance😆 Pun intended or not it made me crack up

Man. I just became a PC gamer and started playing this game. This video is fantastic and it's helping me expand. Thanks for the video. I had fun watching and laughing 🤣

Spiff: " A game for people with no friend." Me: "why you attack me like that man..."

Him saying "Majestic!" while customizing the Actros was so fitting since it was the placeholder name for Mercedes before SCS got the license.

Oh man, I remember playing this when I was younger, listening to some radio station that played 80's songs in the middle of the night. Ah, the good old days

"I'm a truck, i've got right of way.. Probably". Yep, you've become a professional truck driver.

"A terrifying quantity of Euro Truck" Not even in the thousands Pleb

@theliquidllama1

3 жыл бұрын

Gross.

@kaitlyn__L

3 жыл бұрын

there’s an exceedingly awesome amount of piercings in your avi

"We're doing 6 miles an hour over the speed limit" My dad: ONLY 6 miles? Pathetic.

@MravacKid

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta bring those numbers up, son.

@haoweioh5084

3 жыл бұрын

Ze

@sand0decker

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine North America Truck Simulator. You'd still be passed going so painfully slow

@girlsdrinkfeck

3 жыл бұрын

@@sand0decker imagine asia truck simulator ,itll be mostly indians riding overloaded pushbikes and tuktuks

@tianamaycry

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I said.

People in texas almost always drive at least 5 above the speed limit, and on the highways sometimes they'll be driving 100 mph down the road, even the trucks. It's kinda scary, but living here all my life I do it too lol

The start of this video i thought it was going to just be hating and mocking the game. But i love how your actually a fan and play it, respect sir :)

Did anyone else notice that Spiff had more hours of Euro Truck Simulator 2 in the last 2 weeks than ever?

@wafflekiller5148

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah how does that happen

@MrOrzech1

3 жыл бұрын

He's just so addicted it breaks Steam

@Jarost91

3 жыл бұрын

These are just rookie numbers

@sierra1985

3 жыл бұрын

the hours at the top are across all games in the last two weeks.

"we have garages from Aberdeen to Istanbul all over the continent."- longbottom, probably

First 15 seconds -> immediately does what all Dutch people secretly dream about.

As a long time ETS2 player, this video was exactly what I expected.

So you're telling me you spent nearly a week time traveling in a game just to create a massive, obnoxiously pink, road - legal flashbang to bully other drivers

@ExeErdna

3 жыл бұрын

Then he takes 5-day tours from Aberdeen to Istanbul imposing his dominance. Spiff found a way to commit war crimes in Euro Truck Sim 2

Everyone: Why can't you drive on the right side like normal people? Brits: *Royalist screeching*

@alasdairsinclair916

3 жыл бұрын

Aussies:

@nooobishgamers1695

2 жыл бұрын

Because we were driving on the left before you were a country your doing it wrong XD

been around since the actual stock image days.