*People give me money for FREE... Hey we could make a religion out of this* Also you can checkout ck3 here (Also has a free weekend on steam this weekend!) - play.crusaderkings.com/SpiffingBrit

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Жыл бұрын

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@toasterman7342

Жыл бұрын

Finally I can be freed from the treacherous grasp of ck2!

@vviiz4rd

Жыл бұрын

if you make religion you get tax breaks and government gives you money for free, DO IT, taxation and funding of religions is perfectly balanced

@EyesOfByes

Жыл бұрын

Clever girl

@god-hx7iw

Жыл бұрын

can you tell me the name of the song that you used in the intro please?

"My first son has been built" Never change Spiff

@timucinbahsi445

Жыл бұрын

when someone says "never change", spiff thinks "if someone is guaranteed to never change while everything else does, there should be a way to turn this into infinite money. let's see if their amount of debt is immutable..."

@artyd42

Жыл бұрын

They will call him... Mr. Bean

@2007Shockwave

Жыл бұрын

I started going "oh nononono..." thinking of Sean Bean. Hope it doesn't mean something this video...

@KanuckStreams

Жыл бұрын

Oh good, I did hear that. I was worried.

@jerryandersson4873

Жыл бұрын

We accept our future glorious robot overlord.. ;)

This video is one-hundred-percent appropriate and family friendly all terms are historical and accurate and in no way bad

@adrioumario1369

Жыл бұрын

This video is also perfectly balanced and has no exploits whatsoever.

@christianstarr9188

Жыл бұрын

What they said.

@donpollo3154

Жыл бұрын

Most sane spiff fan

@greenacadian4197

Жыл бұрын

It's CK3, sometimes a little *too* family friendly

@BritishBuffoon

Жыл бұрын

Cumbum...

Big Dave and his desire for Cumbum was my favourite subject to learn about in history class

@zachswaim1956

11 ай бұрын

*Thik*-ana of Cumbum no less

@Lakshya_Plays_Minecraft

2 ай бұрын

same ngl

@lilnotorious23

Ай бұрын

Real

The fact that your wife died, and the fact that she died the way you called it and the fact that you kept it in because that's the only true way to show how ck3 really is... I just love this game and I love your channel Spiff!

@cutemutadedbearwithtwoheads

Жыл бұрын

in crusader kings 3 my only son died (i didnt wanted to divide my land so i killed my husband) one jear before i died and i was one fucking day away from taking over the last castle needed so i could unite the Westslavs

@heathclark318

Жыл бұрын

First time my star first son died to a swimming accident with his friend, I killed the friend and rage quit. I learned a lot about my self that day. Totally immersed in the game feeling like I imagine so many real parents have felt given something simliar happening. Insane. Feel in love with the game despite all its pricey dlc's and flaws

@masterm8840

Жыл бұрын

I almost had a heart attack thinking his actual wife-to-be died due to this comment

@TaeSunWoo

5 ай бұрын

I would’ve saved scum tbh

Spiff: no mods Also spiff 10 seconds later: imma modify the game files

@Astrospill

Жыл бұрын

"Developer approved mode without mods or cheats" and all you have to do is change game files to duplicate a trait that can't normally be duplicated in game!

@BlackViperMWG

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's kinda cheap

@thirean2319

Жыл бұрын

@@BlackViperMWG that’s the point sir

@John_1-1_in_Japanese

Жыл бұрын

@@BlackViperMWG >series about abusing exploits to break games >I can't believe he'd use exploits, that's so cheap ?

@BigBossGorgutz

Жыл бұрын

@@Astrospill I mean, if the devs let the game files be able to be changed, y'know, it's still not a mod or cheat.

Each knight serving in your army can kill 100 troops per Prowess they have, not counting bonuses. Big Dave serving in his own army can kill over 10,000 men in a battle BY HIMSELF. What a beast.

@GBfanatic15

5 ай бұрын

listen imagine you're in a battle and you've seen much of your army defeated by ONE DUDE wouldn't it just be safer to RUN THE FUCK AWAY at that point? XD

"My first son has been built!" Well, as fast as Spiff built a whole castle, does not surprise me that he could actually build a son in like 5 minutes.

Matilda eating that plant and died seconds after spiff said it could happen was hilarious

Spiff is so magnanimous, he's sharing all his lifely wisdom with us for free.

@homerman76

Жыл бұрын

It's how he exploits our affection, share the information he's done with and deter us from looking into the true knowledge and wisdom that allowed him to achieve his power by directing our attention elsewhere 😛

“You are forcefully strapped in for the ride” I came here of my own volition, I know what you’re about Glad I got Dave’s blessing, thanks Dave!

@frnknfrk

Жыл бұрын

My Cumbum is ready!

@daddy7860

Жыл бұрын

And you must've realized that was yet another joke because the ride we were "strapped in" for was to arrive at the holy state of ...

Matilda was fated to die, as clearly her union with Big Dave would have been too powerful for the universe to survive!

I cannot wait to show my children this historically accurate, family friendly, educational video!

I can already feel the increase in my skill! My social anxiety is now gone! Thank you, Big Dave!

It's good to know we have fantastic content creators that create family friendly educational content such as this.

This video is so _appropriate!_ My _family_ love to come and watch the _friendly_ content within it! I see _absolutely nothing inappropriate_ here! I applaud your _incredible decency_ and _infinite viewability!_ Well done!

"What if the Sims had more war crimes?" But Spiff, RimWorld already exists.

It's so refreshing to know that even The Spiffing Brit is susceptible to failing to save and then having something go wrong in a game. I really enjoy CK3, and this was really funny, Spiff! More, please!

@Angels-Haven

Жыл бұрын

you can't reload a save in ironman anyway

@Sten43211

Жыл бұрын

@@Angels-Haven alt + f4...

@Rymdpandan

11 ай бұрын

@@Sten43211 Dunno how CK3 handles it but generally speaking Alt + F4 sends a command to the program to shut down, which allows it to save before doing so. It's basically just a shortcut to the "exit game" button. If you want to avoid that you'd need to open the task manager and find the active process and shut it down directly.

you earned a like JUST for calling the poisonous plant eating. I could NOT stop laughing

That was a nice video to both quickly break down some new features while still doing whatever you wanted to do, and successfully at that. Gonna say, that update's one of the biggest one I've waited for before diving into CK3 again after some time.

This video is absolutely magnificent! The sheer brilliance of the content coupled with the stunning visuals truly left me awestruck. The erudite delivery of the message by the presenter was simply impeccable, showcasing a profound mastery of language and communication. The depth of insight presented here is truly remarkable, and I found myself thoroughly engrossed in the subject matter from beginning to end. The attention to detail and level of research that went into producing this video is evident in every frame, making for an incredibly immersive and informative experience. In short, this video is a true tour-de-force, and I cannot recommend it highly enough to anyone seeking enlightenment and edification. Bravo to all involved in its creation!

@PiotrDzialak

11 ай бұрын

Great comment ChatGPT, I mean @JTSnook.

@JTSnook

11 ай бұрын

@@PiotrDzialak shhhhh, i mean thanks man i worked really hard on it.

Spiff has spent years exploiting video games and still seems unsure exactly what an exploit is. That's how pro he is. Edit: Finally got around to the end of this video and seems he doesn't know what a cheat is either. Only thing Spiff exploited in this video was the English language

@JohnSmith-ox3gy

Жыл бұрын

The line between intended gameplay and exploitation can be what ever I want!

@thespiffingbrit

Жыл бұрын

The game has checks in place to stop you from doing text edited OP characters and yet this method works. Hence why I class it as an exploit as the developers have left it in by mistake

@mitalmarek8432

Жыл бұрын

Cause at some point that just might not be exploit, just ultra easy gamemode left accidentally by the devs

@stevepickford3004

Жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit I wasn't even referencing that particular one. Thanks for highlighting one for me. It's like having my very own unpaid intern! You just got exploited for free labour.

@stevencummins4753

Жыл бұрын

Arguing with spiff about the semantics of the word exploit is in and of itself an exploit for how to get senpai to notice you

It’s so nice to see the return of 100 Stat Man, perfectly balanced as always.

this is prbably the most family friendly video on youtube. so much fun and 100% accurate information.

Ooooooo, Spiff treating his live studio audience to some more universe breaking goodness.

Spiff predicts the family-friendly and wholesome rule of Big Dave, and the unfortunate incident with his first betrothed consuming a strange plant (probably containing a certain horrible non-tea bean).

@demonkingbadger6689

Жыл бұрын

Given how many people playing seem to try for Matilda, i think she might be haunting the software, to avoid virtual marriage to peasants in the distant future.

@mentalphilanthropist35

11 ай бұрын

I heard she drank .. water! Like a peasant!

@Maniacman2030

11 ай бұрын

If coffee is "bean juice", then tea is "leaf juice", and consequently cocoa and anything like chocolate syrup or chocolate in general is also "bean juice". Most sodas with cola in it are "nut juice" when you look up the kola nut. Oh and... *[sips coffee]* this stuff is GLORIOUS. More seriously, I'll drink either coffee or tea depending on my mood, but my morning drink is always coffee.

The problem with invading the French, is that you end up having to rule and associate with the French.

Been struggling with CK3, your videos are helping me figure it out a lot

The power this man has to get paid by the developers to say most of their new features are useless 🤯

@prymus141

Жыл бұрын

It's called "field trials" or "field tests" 😂

@brennenderopa

Жыл бұрын

I mean he started by modifying the games text files and approximately 0,5 percent of users will do that. Also he never said the features are useless, only that they are powerful, especially with a modded cheat character that basically cannot fail anything.

@prymus141

Жыл бұрын

@@brennenderopa if i properly remember this part of the video, game still checks the content of the file, but the interpretation of that check still has some faults. I will need to re watch this part again.

@Astroman10

Жыл бұрын

@@brennenderopa previously, only 0.5% would modify game files. Now ... 286k people will be doing it lol. CK3 is a great game that I adore! Lots of wonderful things to discover. Some of which people swear is only in CK2 and complain about Paradox making an inferior game. but they just haven’t found it yet. Which makes this game so replayable. So many different ways to approach a win. I just love it!

Not only is it marketing but also game testing, truly a brilliant move

Hearing him describe what he does to games that are perfectly balanced is always a joy. Perhaps one day he'd dare to try Dwarf Fortress? That would be quite inspiring!

@KS-PNW

11 ай бұрын

That would be pretty sweet!

@celem91

10 ай бұрын

Since they made Danger Rooms a lot more hazardous it's certainly harder to trivialise. Without touching the RAWs that is, game is infinitely moddable with just notepad. Giving Dwarfs 180k size and nopain isn't an exploit😂

Love to see Crusader Kings back on the channel! I originally found you from your 100-stat man CK2 videos. Congratulations on all your success!

spiff has became a god at exploiting nearly all perfectly balanced paradox games

@homerman76

Жыл бұрын

That was already position, he's just been pretending to be your "average" Brit so we aren't immediately wary of his power

I was blessed by Big Dave and got a raise today! I feel absolutely confident that these two things are connected

Entertaining, educational, funny; my whole family loved watching this together. I want so many of these quotes on a decoration towel.

@personzorz

Жыл бұрын

Keep your sick fetish to yourself

I would totally watch another CK3 stream, the vods are among my favorites for rewatching. Especially when you start renaming your leader characters after your other exploit builds like Reanu and PEM. :-)

Love watching his paradox videos, the narratives he creates are always hilarious

10:00 that moment when Spiff forgets that he's supposed to be a human and lets his AI reality slip 😂 I hope I'm not the only one that laughed when he said he "built" his first son lmao

@damienollion3407

Жыл бұрын

He used an exploit to make babies appear just as fast as castles do.

hey spiff, i justed wanted to tell you that i really love your content and it always makes me feel good no matter what. i hope you keep on doing what you're doing and stay excellent 🙏

I always wonder how the devs at Paradox get over their laugh/cry response as they write your cheque. Truly magnificent.

What a family friendly and cheat free video. More CK3 content please!

Great video. This may have been your greatest conquest! I’m not sure the devs approve of going into the game files and copy/pasting disloyal over and over again! But what the power of tea, Big Dave is glorious as ever. Lol!

Thank you Spiff for giving us an interesting and family friendly way to teach history to the children that keeps with our values. I showed this to my Sunday School class, and it was a hit! You are truly a scholar and a gentleman.

Wow, this video is a delightful blend of entertainment and education! The Spiffing Brit never fails to deliver hilarious content while showcasing the quirks and exploits of Crusader Kings 3. It's amazing how he manages to find these hidden gems in the game, and his witty commentary keeps me laughing throughout. Thank you, Spiffing Brit, for brightening up my day and reminding me why I love gaming so much. Keep up the fantastic work and continue spreading the joy of gaming to all of us. Cheers!

Bring 100 Stat Man into CK3! 😁

@thespiffingbrit

Жыл бұрын

thats what this video is :D

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@FREEHYWARE

Жыл бұрын

@@EEEEEEEE bot

@FREEHYWARE

Жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit block @E he's spamming every comment section and it's annoying

@Towable2427

Жыл бұрын

we need more >:D

I love this wholesome, family friendly, non offensive and entertaining video.

What a lovely and wholesome video, nothing brutal and/or inappropriate is happening here. One could certainly enjoy it with family and friends!

This is the kind of wholesome quality content that brings me back to KZread again and again

In my best Robin Hood: "An ARCHERY contest?!"

What a wholesome and family friendly video. Thank you, Spiff!

So, I can 100% confirm that the ruler designer save file editing still works on the current launch version of the game, you just have to either reload the map or relaunch the game after editing it - I'm not sure which as I just went with relaunching the game for testing purposes. So, to recap, the steps are Start new game - Create custom Ruler - Literally anything (for ease of copy/paste, add the trait you want to use for free points - after a lot of consideration, Disloyal really is the best since 100 diplomacy completely counteracts the downsides, and each stack is worth more than +1 stat point, so you can easily counteract the -1s) - go into your documents -> Paradox Interactive -> CK3 -> Rulers - Find the one you just made - Open it with a text editor (both notepad and notepad++ work fine) - CTRL+C the negative trait + 1 empty space before it, hold CTRL V for like 2 minutes - Save file - Relaunch game (or reload the new game map, not sure which is required.) - Load saved ruler - Now have thousands of points to work with but achievements also enabled - Create your God-Emperor.

@AtomicArtumas

10 ай бұрын

Additional findings: You don't have to relaunch the game, only reload the map - Potentially even just reload the ruler designer screen. I HIGHLY suggest making your broken character first, and THEN adding the stacks of disloyal, as you can end up lagging out and crashing the game when trying to add additional traits in the same category. A quick reminder that a lot of traits have significant disadvantages not visible in their tooltip, such as shy and paranoid inflicting insane stress on you constantly. Thus, it's generally largely better to ignore traits as much as possible (aside from health traits and the genetic ones) and just rely on getting your bonuses from absurd stat values, so you aren't locking yourself into too many forced bad choices in events - THAT SAID, there's also quite a few traits that unlock very significant bonuses, that generally are worth grabbing, such as the ones that enable various schemes, etc.

@dylanThehazel

2 ай бұрын

you are a god send, i was struggling to find the file

I love your consistent use of ‘Absurd’ 😂

What an age appropriate, family friendly video! Great job!

What a splendid piece of perfectly balanced cinema. May Dave bless us all.

In a thousand years Big Dave will be immortalised as a Giant Death Robot.

I sure do love when You make videos in CK3 I learn so many new and wonderous things!

I'm waiting patiently with Yorkshire tea in hand

Spiff once again self-inserts in yet another game. This time both his stats and his looks.

THANK YOU for making more videos for this game!

This episode is openly advertising the game and it works. It makes me wanna play it. Well job! Good done!

CK3 Live Stream!!!! This is a must to see the master at work!!

As a Man name Dave I am delighted with how accurately you have portrayed me.

@KS-PNW

11 ай бұрын

Lol

Please do more CK3! I absolutely loved your CK2 videos and really enjoy the CK3 ones you've done so far

oh my the family and friendliness of this video is outstanding

Spiff has given into his hereditary British instinct of capturing India .

First child named Bean... Tea is not made from beans... Spiff is a dirty coffee drinker, confirmed!

Wholesome and family-friendly playthrough!

Always love your CK3 content!

Such clean and wholesome content. My 2 year old kid and my Gramgram approve

As a LONG time viewer, it’s truly heartwarming to see big Dave out in his proper historical setting. Perfectly balanced.

Very good content, i watched it with my family and children. They all said they enjoyed it very much and found it very educational.

Amazing video really enjoyed watching it with the family and kids

ah a spiff video, time for a lovely cup of coffee

I would love to see a live stream in continuation of the adventures of King Big Dave.

0:51 CUMANIA!!! Cheers mate

My school History teacher said this was 115% historically accurate, the extra 15% being because it actually filled in some blanks that historians have been researching for decades.

We need a "shares are perfectly balanced with no exploits" from Spiff! Let's go and print some money!

Spiff: Like the video! Me: It's opposite day!

It has been a long time since I have consistently smiled, smirked, giggled, and laughed for 33 min and 13 seconds straight. Entertainment value is through the roof! I feel like I just saw a comedy show.

Thank you Big Dave for that 100 Diplomacy👌🍵

We need a "total war is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" video

@KS-PNW

11 ай бұрын

I'm almost positive he's done one

My god this video makes me want to play CK3. Those tournament and pilgrimage events look so fun.

It actually has 'Thikana of Cumbum' that translates to Place of CumBum And the town is actually called Kamban in Indian state of Tamil Nadu

I believe if Big Dave is now the emperor, it’s only fitting to have him be immortal. For the final battle against Reanau Keeves (and Glitterhoof)

@personzorz

Жыл бұрын

The Triumvirate

this better not be one of those "always premiers in 30 minutes" tricks. I'm setting a timer, dammit.

I seem to have stumbled onto thee most historically accurate and family friendly video on the creation of the Holy Roman Empire!! Absolutely glorious!!! Keep up the great content Spiff !! Ohh , and R.i.p. Matilda 😢

Thanks for the content 😂 It’s a great example of king and vassalage with the wonder of controlling and great empire

Has this been patched up or am I doing it wrong?

A Sponsored Spiff video?! Oh my.... TEA

This is the most family friendly video I've this whole week And Thanks Big Dave for blessing us

Thanks for your content Lord Spiff. I've found something recently and didnt find anything about it online, i think your knowledge could come in handy here. I managed to hand all my secondary land/titles to my vassals bishops who are now my king-bishops. I havent noticed factions against me in ages. Just wondering if that could be due to said bishop vassals.

Spiff: "well; Matilda could die; she could get sick, she could get kidnapped, anything is possible really---" Game: "she's dead" Spiff: *"I didn't mean it to actually be this way game!"*

Spiff creates religions, topples nations and drinks tea while he watches the world burn. ✨Perfection!✨

once again love ya content. lmao baddo giant and robust lmao

“Nice happy things” “Family friendly terms”

lmao paradox sponsored him and he cheats by editing a text file, a true hyperborean sigma and whatever else brit.

@thespiffingbrit

Жыл бұрын

*DEVELOPER APPROVED IRONMAN COMPATIBLE* Perfectly balanced

good video but editing game files doesnt really fit with your usual exploiting, kinda an arbitrary line in the sand to draw but you could just change the game files to achieve whatever you want, no? and so it seems kinda cheap, i guess? not a real big problem and as i said great video overall as usual spiff !

That was so good I watched it twice. Nice 1

THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE BEST SPIFF VIDEO EVER. I'M ENAMORED. PLEASE DONT STOP MAKING CONTENT.

is this ruler editing stuff patched cause i dont find anything in my documents after saving