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@idontknoq4813

2 жыл бұрын

@judechauhan6715

2 жыл бұрын

Hey Spiff, how did you get your guy to be immortal please?

@jamessinclair6276

2 жыл бұрын

I would like to see Big Dave go up against King Arthur and Genghis Khan at the same time. Great video Spiff!

@mrleisten

2 жыл бұрын

@killer-ll4pn

2 жыл бұрын

*Doubt*

An immortal Emperor who creates the Primarchs as his own children to lead the Astartes... you’re gonna get into a civil war when Tiny Tim decides to be a bad boy...

@thespiffingbrit

2 жыл бұрын

*Tiny Tim Why are you slaying your brothers??*

@hanswurst7047

2 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit only if he is Bald... and howls at the Moon

@debarpandutta6722

2 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit oh no tim heresy

@akramgimmini8165

2 жыл бұрын

GLORY TO THE EMPEROR

@thegoof171

2 жыл бұрын

YOU taught me to Hate, Father

The game says "Crusader Kings 3" but the single knight taking out hundreds of foot soldiers says "Dynasty Warriors."

@angelodewit2197

2 жыл бұрын

Trueeeee

@KainYusanagi

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, you can only say that when it reaches the thousands. ;P

@tigerwarrior1787

2 жыл бұрын

*Pulls up Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, and Lu Bu* Someone called?!

@Grauer1510

2 жыл бұрын

@@KainYusanagi honestly: killing 1000+ enemies in a single battle in DW is more the exception then the rule 😅 Unless u camp spawn points for like 10 minutes 🤷🏻‍♂️

@KainYusanagi

2 жыл бұрын

@@Grauer1510 In the earliest DWs, yeah, because there you only get so many entities on screen at once; in fact, the counter for kills actually capped out in the early entries at 999, as I recall. Later entries (I think around 4 that the change happened?) had a lot more models on the field, so it was much easier to rack up over a thousand, and the cap was also increased to 9999.

I just love how terrified Big Dave looks the entire time. Like he has no idea why everyone is so afraid of him, he just wants to be your friend.

@espy8406

Жыл бұрын

poor Big Dave

@chrisschoenthaler5184

Ай бұрын

He’s just too powerful. Tiny Tim is the only person on earth who doesn’t immediately explode if Big Dave pats him on the back.

Fun fact: Ancient Viking Elephants didn’t actually have horns on their helmets!

@____________838

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed. Tusks are not horns.

"I dont know how but somebody died" trainer: *looks at bloody elephant foot then steps in front of it* "me either m'lord... odd that..."

@thetank4446

2 жыл бұрын

Meh, he was probably a coffee drinker anyway

@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877

2 жыл бұрын

@@thetank4446 no. Spiff would never let a coffee drinker so much as a mile near his land.

@Pink_Invader

2 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of that story about a country that went to war and instead of loosing soldiers in the war they came back with a extra soldier in the army

@efulmer8675

Жыл бұрын

That was Liechtenstein, whose army in 1866 returned with one extra person after having done literally nothing during the Austro-Prussian War. The identity of the extra person varies depending on the source but no one has refuted the story either. Liechtenstein disbanded their army in 1868, almost certainly saving the rest of the world from total domination by the Liechtensteiners.

Viking and elephants. Perfectly balanced as always

@maththegreat2266

2 жыл бұрын

That are makin som moneytoessss

@dirtycasual3094

2 жыл бұрын

Take out the "and".. 😉😎

@nikitclaw8763

2 жыл бұрын

So Norscans essentially

@TheArklyte

2 жыл бұрын

Well, horse can't swim with rider on top. So elephants are far better mount for amphibious landings;)

@ed-b8045

2 жыл бұрын

*'As it should be' not 'as always'

Indian-Norse is the most broken hybrid culture in the game; I figured this out day one of the DLC/Update release. Also when you combine the culture's clothing they look like Klingons. Very apt.

@sephelutis

2 жыл бұрын

At that point you’re just playing divine spirits from Fate you aren’t even human anymore

Honestly, I would absolutely *love* to see a series where you conquer the world and what wacky shenanigans you can get up to while doing so. I wouldn't even need new exploits in any of the episodes- Just keep on doing this :D

"Attacking that mustering army with no one ready for combat won't kill you, Bob." Bob: *Trips over his own boots.*

@KainYusanagi

2 жыл бұрын

*lands on his own unsheathed sword*

@JabberwockOclock

2 жыл бұрын

"He shall be honored by all his brethren taking a piss on his stinking carcass. What a tosser."

@zaneharris706

2 жыл бұрын

how did he get the immortality trait

@glenmcgillivray4707

2 жыл бұрын

I say, I told him if he badmouthed my wife one more time I would have his heart on my blade. Honestly I intended just to strike his chin and knock the sod out... But the spikes on our uniforms got tangled in his beard and..... Well he was clearly already dead, so I had to make good on the threat. Because I did say the same thing to Paul

@ZoninSilverflame

2 жыл бұрын

"In fairness my liege, Bob's death was very, very funny."

"A noble squirrel holding an axe on an elephant" Is a line i never thought i would hear

@tigerwarrior1787

2 жыл бұрын

Well... 1: It's Spiff... and 2: It's CK3... alot of things you never thought you'd hear or consider have no reason being here. Anything is possible.

@ShadowWolfRising

2 жыл бұрын

Foamy: I approve of this.

@serax126

2 жыл бұрын

I would watch this movie

@mortache

Жыл бұрын

Real medieval artwork often was even more hilarious. Especially knights fighting snails, killer bunnies etc

Big Dave before every battle: "We are The Tea Drinkers! We march for Yorkshire!" Knights: "AND WE SHALL KNOW NO FEAR!"

@zennvirus7980

11 ай бұрын

Big Dave: "Because WE are FEAR!!" (Rips the head of a prisoner with flick of his finger)

24:10 you sitting on that glorious Great Throne Of Tea at the end was an absolute master-stroke Spiffing; given that you're fielding Space Marines, it only makes sense that you are the one who has re-shaped the Throne Of Terra to suit ^_^

The logical step is to March into Rome, and do what Hannibal's elephants could not

@skoshman1

2 жыл бұрын

Hannibal's elephants weren't powered by tea.

@jasonzhou8274

2 жыл бұрын

@@skoshman1 The only good response:

I was wondering why you called your knights Space Marines, since, you know, land. But then you apparently went full Thunder Warrior on your prisoners, so...yeah. Understandable.

@Milanin8

2 жыл бұрын

I went looking for this comment. But only because it was followed by a divorce

I really want to see Spiff actually take over the entire map, it would be full of fun things i bet

22:20 I love how Spiff called it the “battle of Jaffa”, but the game gave it a far more correct label of the “Slaughter at Jaffa”.

21:30 Spiff- "I have never had a crusade called against me before." Me remembering my 40 year defensive crusade as the Norse where I ate ten Popes.

@gustavo_gamer5177

2 жыл бұрын

What

@dilavox

2 жыл бұрын

i just kept schemeing every pope and next in line until they stopped, i very nearly ended up losing it close to the end of the holy war on me, but finally managed to hold on long enough to keep my lands and take a little back

@britishneko3906

2 жыл бұрын

well when you alive... people hates you

@Darkstar1484

2 жыл бұрын

how did you manage to eat 10 popes?

@bgcloon

2 жыл бұрын

@@Darkstar1484 Lots of ketchup, of course.

"Pope we have created a grand army for the crusade. Their army is small and will be crush under the Holy might of our force" *Later* "Pope, ah, we lost. Everyone died. They killed literally everyone."

@chrishuhn5065

2 жыл бұрын

Damn overconfident zealots. Serves them right. How dare they to go against the lovely elephants?

@user-vt2cr8qd1b

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrishuhn5065 nah. Big Dave and Tiny Tim just slaughtering everyone. They're gods. The puny mortals don't stand a chance

@inzecar5916

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-vt2cr8qd1b Now that's some heresy

@setcheck67

2 жыл бұрын

Not really that far from the real crusades tbh. Saladin won because they marched their force into the middle of the desert to die, I'm especially impressed in that regards with the supply line failures in this game also.

@Cyricist001

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't that what basically happened when the Normans conquered Sicily and the Pope send an army against them, only for the army to annihilated and the Pope taken prisoner?

what i love about Spiff; is that he's basically Atilla the Hun in this bit. literally bullying; capturing high ranking people; selling them back to their kin, then using the same money to then build up and army to regrab the area and then some. you just love to see it.

"I'm a god, how can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence" ~ Davegoth Ur

Yes, we need to see Big Dave conquer the entire world. It shall be GLORIOUS

@ecklipz3364

2 жыл бұрын

yes glorious indeed

@blackmoon7668

2 жыл бұрын

Reanu Keeves is there to stop him though.

@ecklipz3364

2 жыл бұрын

@@blackmoon7668 oh no I forgot about him, it seems like big Dave will have some competition with a fellow tea drinker

@wolf2403

2 жыл бұрын

Every. Single. City. Then watch as Tiny Tim stages a revolt.

Paradox: Ok, we've patched out and nerfed all those exploits. Spiff: Hold my tea.

Haven’t you heard that Vikings and elephants are historically accurate. It’s how Saxon became a conqueror

Loved this lore video on the unification wars! I had no idea the first thunder warrior was tiny tim. What a masterpiece!

This game is The Sims for historical strategy games. It reinvents old ideas and also introduces new ones

@DBT1007

2 жыл бұрын

Hmmm🤔

@AxxLAfriku

2 жыл бұрын

Me the ALPHA M*LE of this comment section and me command RESPECT. Right now me telling you to NOT observe any of me nice cool sweet videos. Instead just look at me awesome good powerful thumbnails. Thank you, dear rea

@the_tactician9858

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku Who gave this guy the glue stick? We all said we wouldn't do it...

Knights are super op from the new royal courts update. Just ask gangis khan (or temujin khan, to be precise) how he's invasions for my anglo-norse-han viking colony in china went.

@PeterTeal77

2 жыл бұрын

"Temujin Khan" is like saying "Octavius Princeps". Temüjin was his name and Genghis Khan his title.

@roebenjaminpeled2705

2 жыл бұрын

@@PeterTeal77 I forgot he's family name

Spiff: Casually creates an army that defeats the entirety of Egypt in a few weeks. Me: Ah yes, perfectly balanced.

@anon2447

2 жыл бұрын

I mean jesus created a bearded hobo who sort of did the same thing, Egypt are noobs

@Wizard_Pepsi

2 жыл бұрын

@@anon2447 Are you referring to Moses? Moses was born several decades before Jesus, so listing God would be more time accurate. If you're referring to someone else then good on you for knowing more about christianity than I do.

@____________838

2 жыл бұрын

@@Wizard_Pepsi decades?

@Wizard_Pepsi

2 жыл бұрын

@@____________838 Maybe a few millennia. I don't know the exact dates.

One of these days I’ve gotta learn about whatever Viking/pirates they had south of Asia during all the European shit. I can only assume such an effective idea took off everywhere.

@ophidahlia1464

Жыл бұрын

Look up Zheng Yi Sao, the pirate queen of the south china sea and biggest badass east of bosphorus

If you culturally merge with the Mongols could your elephants get even stronger from the cav bonuses?

@cottoncandy3577

2 жыл бұрын

No. As Paradox changed MaA types. Elephants are no longer "Heavy Cavalry" but "Elephant Cavalry". Meaning the only building that will boost the stats of the Elephants is the elephantry building (which can only be build in Jungles). Also meaning that culture boni that boost Archer Cav (which is also new because Horse Archers being classified as Skirmishers was stupidly overpowered too), Light Cav and Heavy Cav don't effect elephants anymore since the release of Royal Court. So the only Culture boni that could possibly help your elephants are: "Lords of the Elephant" and the other indian Elephant culture trait that I forgot the name of. ^^ But the MaA are still broken. So don't worry, Paradox trying to fix it literally did nothing. Well in Singleplayer at least. Tho, if you don't prepare for a MaA Doomstack in Multiplayer, it will be impossible for you to win. Even with preparation, it would cost you a LOT of gold to build up an MaA counter army, and the corresponding Buildings in your domain to even stand a chance. (Probably around 20-30k Gold depending on what MaA you need. And most people won't have that lying around in Multiplayer anyways.)

@barriath8841

Жыл бұрын

@@cottoncandy3577 The stupid thing about horse lords is that they don't even give you a bonus to your own fucking horse bow units xD The game is kinda weird like that. Some units are just plain and simply useless and don't need to be brought at all. Hell, you can clearly see it here that as long as your knight effectiveness is high enough and you got a lot of knights with decent prowess (culture tradition talent search is OP in that regard), it's GG.

I appreciate the effort you took to inform which part of the video corresponds to what is happening

Love how Spiff basically made Jedi and never once thought of it

To add to your knight build, have the monasticism tenent (and optionally Monastic Communities tradition), than just pump out heaps of kids. Sons that you don't want to inherit can take the vows, but can still serve as knights if you have warmonger/armed pilgrims. Hopefully, a few of these warrior monks do well in their martial training. Matrinilial marry your daughters to unlanded guys with high prowess.

@embreis2257

2 жыл бұрын

is polygamy a thing? you become a breeding machine and matchmaker. instant superarmy^^

@hexmech1893

Жыл бұрын

So basically a space marine

I still can't get over the squirrel. I swear i've seen him before...Wait! Could it be!? Yes, it's Sir Admiral Hammy Ham the 14th! No, it can't be, when last we left Sir Admiral Hammy Ham he was leading the queen's military on an intergalactic conquest. Perhaps this wonderful being, riding the elephant and holding an axe is an ancestor of the legendary admiral!? Hammy Ham the first perhaps!? Ah yes, the birth of an epic military heritage that will overcome the challenge of time of space itself!

@thespiffingbrit

2 жыл бұрын

Only true fans remember sir admiral hammy ham :D

@TrueChaoSclx

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, that's a throwback. I'd completely forgotten about that video, time to rewatch it

@clericofchaos1

2 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Thank you for saying so Spiff. Sir Admiral Hammy Ham and Glitterhoof (immortal ambassador to the moon gods) are basically my two favorite characters of all time.

@surmabrander2244

2 жыл бұрын

Can I have a link to the video please ?

@clericofchaos1

2 жыл бұрын

@@surmabrander2244 KZread doesn't like people posting links, but it's his galactic civilization 3 video.

This video is absolutely brilliant. You are in form, Mr Spiff.

I love the quick tab away at 18:48 to hide the mass amount of murdered prisoners

Why get a trophy wife when you can have a stewardship yeeter?

@thespiffingbrit

2 жыл бұрын

The Perfect Waifu Material

I've been watching Spiffing brit since 2019. I listen to this content as a Semi driver. Just listening to the content; is all I need for entertainment!

Found this just now. You gave me inspiration to start as Viking again. Thanks

Ya know, I was adamant I was not going to press the like button today but clearly that bait and switch *chef's kiss* beautiful lol

13:20 That dude died of a heart attack from being so OP

You ought to do a video on longbows. With the right duchy buildings and camps you can get their attack up to 150 or more. Add that to their stupid cheap maintenance and it's an easy gg for the welsh or english.

i didnt wanted the video to end this was supa amaze

WTF Hahahahahaha the game play is insane but the narration is just a freaking perfect cherry on top and that's a massive cherry I am talking about! Great video!

"THIS SERIES SHALL NOT END TILL SPIFF HAS CONQUERED THE WORLD"-SUN TZU THE ART OF SPIFF.

@shadowdragon714

2 жыл бұрын

i was thinking Spiff Tzu - The Art of Tea. XD XD

@EMan-1920

2 жыл бұрын

"Sun Tzu said that!" -Soldier

@NrB91

2 жыл бұрын

Sun Tea the art of Spiff.

Please actually conquer the whole world, that would be amazing.

@Fyrefrye

2 жыл бұрын

from my understanding of his older series is CK3, the game engine doesn't handle super long campaigns very well. It tends to get bogged down, glitchy, or just slow at some point. I'm pretty sure that's what killed the old 100 stat man videos: his save file ended up crashing the game every time he tried to load it. Longer-time viewers might have more info, but I remember there were tech issues with really long games.

@akiranara6404

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fyrefrye Pretty sure his Hundred Stat Man videos were CK2, not 3. CK3 is, from my experience, a lot better optimized.

@Fyrefrye

2 жыл бұрын

@@akiranara6404 Fair. been a while and I forgot when/where those fell exactly

@giantWario

2 жыл бұрын

@@Fyrefrye Really? Cause I've done two campaigns where I conquer the whole world in CK3, one of which was in the World of Darkness mods where the game never ends and you can reach modern times and I really didn't have much problem even though I'm certain my computer is much worse than his. Then again maybe it's just because, unlike Spiff, I actually dismiss the messages instead of letting them hang around his screen forever.

@Fyrefrye

2 жыл бұрын

@@giantWario It's also possible that because some of those older videos were of slightly modded versions of the game, it was less optimized than usual. Or that the series/save files were bricked by game updates. (either killing the save itself or one of the mods he was using)

Please do continue this series! Seeing the crusades crushed was fantastic. Maybe the Mongol hoards can be next!

Excellent video as always Spiff 👌

This recent "Spiff plays God" series, got me thinking. How much coffee must a tea-drinking Brit like Spiff drink in order to come down to God's level?

@glenmcgillivray4707

2 жыл бұрын

Far too much. Rumor has it that God has been trying to tempt Spiff with Tea Flavor coffee for years just to try to catch up.

Your CK3 content is hands down some of my all time favorite things to watch on KZread!!! Please do more streams and videos!!! 🙏🙏🙏

I would love to see this series conquer the whole map!!

That was so fun to watch. Please make more stories using the same broken system.

Please keep this series going! I need more ck3 and Yorkshire tea in my life

I already became my OWN God in Royal Court. Even posted my review on Steam, if it's visible. It's quite lengthy, but the short of it is, I'm very disappointed my sword could not for the life of me get a legendary reputation for carving through both Britain AND France! And I was playing as an Irish viking dude.

A wonderful video as always!!

I have been waiting for these types videos for so long thank you my fellow brit ☕

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@LenoViburnum

2 жыл бұрын

Love you.

@thespiffingbrit

2 жыл бұрын

Perfect

@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877

2 жыл бұрын

So apparently we just found another victim of the person putting extreme levels of alcohol in the tea rations

The undying champions was my first choice in the new DLC, glad you showed it in here!

I wasn't expecting your 40k references but it was a wonderful surprise

Wow spiff had telepathic or what....3 days after i installed this game and boom, this video enter my recomendation youtube👍👍

Please continue this. It's a shame you never get to far in the game despite being a god

Man I can't wait to play CKIII again, I want the royal court DLC first before I hop back into. Miss having like 20 champions in my army shreking everything. Nothing like playing a viking and becoming a berserker at the age of 3. Edit: I know the comment isn't super video related, thought I'd just say it. But don't get me wrong, seeing Spiff slaughter with OP fighters is glorious and made me think back of my viking campaign.

oh man, please continue this. This is godly glorious, even Kratos the literal god of war would be impressed

I saw Marching Stompy Boys open for Soundgarden back in ‘96, just after they released “Unkillable.” Really underrated show.

You did it Spiff. You beat the game. You really are the warhammer 40k.

I'd love some follow-ups to this glorious adventure! In fact, I'd love to see you continue until you've literally conquered the entire world with Big Dave.

Only on this channel will you find a Nordic Viking who hails from India, rides elephants and owes his allegiance to Britain. Good lord I love it

Was the immortality a mod, or an edited save file? Excellent video, as always Spiff. Thanks for the upload!

@Tomlis96

2 жыл бұрын

Must be a mod, just checked, there is sadly no immortality yet :(

This remembers me of that game called "total war: three kingdoms" were there were warriors that could kill the entire enemy army, like in seconds 5 dudes on horses eliminated 200 archers and there was no way to stop that because they had a lot of health and did area damage that means the enemy is dead before they can hit the horse. compleatly broken, i don't want to imagine PVP in this game because of this.

I’d very much like to see a continuation of this, perhaps even into a world conquest. Is it possible to go north, Hybridise with the Mongol culture, and create the Mongol empire? Even if you have to convert to Tengri then back, or even improve Tengri to have the same tenants.

This man could play a game where all you can do is walk and he would still find a way to break its balance.

This video was a lot more fun for me than for anyone else, since people actually call me big dave at school

I’ve been playing as the rurakids and have taken over all of Europe and Russia, the year is 1057. My knight effectiveness is at 560% and my people are still tribal, so rebellions are very easy to crush and rarely happen. I have Viking time at arms, horse archers and catraphrancts. I only use men at arms in an army and at 4500 or so of them, they can and always will stack wipe up to 15,000-20,000 stacks. I broke the game a bit my people also don’t stop breeding and I’m not sure why as I’m still base atrau faith and haven’t gone up anything that gives more fertility. Yet there’s 2000 of my dynasty. Edit: since I’m still tribal, I have slowly and almost completely changed the worlds governments to tribal as well. And I have 60,000-100,000 prestige by the time my ruler dies nearly every time. So my men at arms never get any debuffs from lack of prestige

@Magus322

Жыл бұрын

How did you get it so high?

@chubbachox9090

Жыл бұрын

@@Magus322 this was 6 or so months ago so forgive me if my memory is a bit off. Or if there’s been any patches (haven’t been on for 2 months). If you play as tribal you can get a tribal government buff when you get your court, like bellicose but mainly focused on knight effectiveness. I can’t remember the buff strength off the top of my head but it’s there. Reform(or diverge up to you) your culture and get “only the strong” that’s a bonus 100% knight effectiveness. Now I can’t remember (again it’s been 2 months for me and I’m re-downloading the game now) but I think the vikings start with an extra 25% knight effectiveness in their culture, if not then just get “right to prove” or something like that. Which gives another 25% knight effectiveness. In the martial tree you can get chivalric dominance, another 75% Manage royal guards, a marshal task from the court DLC, is another 18% Of course a legendary weapon, can’t remember the strength of mine but it easily added 8% minimum. I had 4 duchies with the military academies built, another 200% And a horse that I can’t remember the % increase but it wasn’t that High if I remember right. Just from the ones I could remember that’s already 426%. Then there’s the strength of your knights too, since I bred nothing but gods my martial would have 30-40 martial skill, keep him only on training the knights and the knights get buffed to hell. When my game is downloaded I’ll load the save back up to try and see the rest but I know religious sights also added more knight effectiveness, just can’t remember how much.

@chubbachox9090

Жыл бұрын

@@Magus322 WAR CAMPS, that was it. Not the duchy military academy building. Stay tribal, do not go feudal. Cuz then you get access to war camps, which give a lovely +1 knight, heavy damage 4% and toughness 2% and knight effectiveness 10%. Along with archer bonuses too but I mainly used Varangian’s and huscals. This is just tier 1 camp, all of mine were tier 2 so just double all of those stats. You can build and stack non stop, just build them in every settlement you own. It’s fucking busted

Nice; the new DLC really adds some of the cooler culture/society aspects I always liked about Stellaris to this game for sure. Speaking of, wonder if there are any new spicy exploits in the revamped unity update for that game?

omg I was waiting for this video since the live few weeks ago

Spiff, You should see the pantry that Colin Furze is using for the tunnel entrance to his home, completely full of Yorkshire Tea.

Weirdly enough one of my first playthroughs of the Viking expansion was to make Viking India with Viking War Elephants. Nice to see they've streamlined the process.

Even unoptimized, I was able to keep a treasury of around 20K while only holding the Empire of Scandinavia and a couple of extra kingdoms. I am certain they will nerf that pick into oblivion.

1:29 Mongolian Elephant Vikings... :D

Love the commentary.

You know, I had always wished that the Norse Viking traditions and way of life had actually spread much further then it did and had survived to this day. if only the Vikings had won and taken over Great Britain rather then assimilating into it, then maybe even America would be more Viking to this very day. lol

after watching Spiff for almost 3 years i have become so powerful that the Like Button clicks itself everytime i hop on one of these videos that he makes.

Oh the legends of the Davepocalyps and the adventures of Tiny-proportions are the sagas which have to be told to us as it is prophesized in the great book of the Spiff! "And thou shall behold the time of Yorkshire Tea when rivers will flow hot and Big Dave will take a sip of the water, and thou shall then hear the proclamation 'This be a glorious Teatime!' by the Big Dave." -These have been the words of the Spiff.

please make more of this! I want to see world conquest crusader time.

i got an idea, use the console commands to have various large empires annex their neighbors, so that when you play the game normally, you only have to take out the one or two massive opponents instead of every single one province minor across the whole world.

@sebastiaanb2651

2 жыл бұрын

and then ally all of them to each other, and dec war to have a massive one.

Pray the viking elephant riders of House British find victory. May the Yorkshire Tea Schism be healed by the greatness of Emperor Big Dave and his massive nose 👃 🙏

Love the timestamps! The video was gloriously JaZzY naturally.

an interesting fusion of weaponry, the platemail european styled armor of a knight and the house sized war elephant

I love when this guy uploads he’s a legend keep on going (also love big dave)

@DBT1007

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine villager from Minecraft.. 😂

@thespiffingbrit

2 жыл бұрын

who doesnt love big dave

@mrpenguin6025

2 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit yooooo he replied I’m starstruck

I would love to see a completion of this playthrough, seeing the whole world claimed would be amazing

I really want to see a Big Dave Conquers the Whole World video, I reckon it would have a lot of potential, and maybe even some spicy civil wars!

Damn, I had to smash that like button now

Perfectly balanced as ever spiff.

Indian Viking Hybrids? Sounds awesome. I can picture a scene similar to The Fields of Pelennor for Lord of The Rings.

at the 15 min mark. thought, man this reminds me of the god emperor and the reunification wars... 20 secs later he talks about space marines.

Nice... Big Dave's army is so skilled, one of them shot theirself in the foot, before even the invention of the gun, and died fighting thin air. That takes some serious talent.

Ah yes, as we all know, the emperor unites everyone, the primarchs win everywhere, and everyone is happy forever. No need to see what happens next, everything is fine. To be honest elephant archers sound much cooler than lan raiders.

Day 210 of asking Spiff to play Battle Realms. Back from vacation and for a CK3 video, what perfect timing.

@thespiffingbrit

2 жыл бұрын

hope you had a nice holiday

I just ordered my first box of Yorkshire tea and Yorkshire Gold and they should be in soon. I'm glad to be able to join the cause.

What a great video to drink my first ever mug of Yorkshire tea too