*JESUS = INFINITE GUNS* it's just basic science!

@wytseboonstra

2 жыл бұрын

this is breaking youtube... I'm helping

@CornOfStuff

2 жыл бұрын

YES

@aspenwatson2116

2 жыл бұрын

owo

@adampope5107

2 жыл бұрын

American Jesus baby

@jpaxy

2 жыл бұрын

There definitely isn't a bug that lets you do a range and armor upgrade infinite times to make spearmen reach across the map.... and also camel riders have more armor than a modern tank.

I like your tea and choice in video games.

@nix5916

2 жыл бұрын

A wild T90 appears

@IvyGunneryt

2 жыл бұрын

Yooo watch your stream all the time, funny seeing u here

@blouistucayao2111

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@The_Big_Drop

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@cucu_cucumber

2 жыл бұрын

Hey T90, keep being cool man.

Spiff: "AoE 4 is a perfectly balanced game." French civ: "...and I took that personally"

@JabbaWalker

2 жыл бұрын

You mean mongols?

@Ronaldopopkings

2 жыл бұрын

@@JabbaWalker You mean chineese?

@JabbaWalker

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ronaldopopkings nah, mongols still god tier

@markm0000

2 жыл бұрын

It’s worse than I had thought. The corruption is next level.

@Darius_Aether

2 жыл бұрын

@@markm0000 yes it is, i

Me in 1997 playing Age of Empires: I wonder what games will be like in 24 years? 2021:

@markm0000

2 жыл бұрын

2021: Then 2045: 😧

@Mr-Money01

2 жыл бұрын

I offer you a E

@markm0000

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mr-Money01 I counter with A I’m sorry

@paulelderson934

2 жыл бұрын

Pepperoni pizza

@Midala87

2 жыл бұрын

This looks like a reskin of AoM. Which is fine but I don't understand how it could take them 4 years after announcing it to come up with what is essentially a remake of the same game that they have done for years.

This is not done by error but it's historically accurate, ever wondered how we ended up with multiple relic like 12 femur of the same saint?

@GPandzik

2 жыл бұрын

You could build a village from the "pieces of the Cross" that exist out there.

@twojstarypijany3182

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine not having 76 femur bones, am I right?

@AURON2401

2 жыл бұрын

Because it's Perfectly Balanced.

@XMarkxyz

2 жыл бұрын

@@AURON2401 founding your own religion is perfectly balanced

@darkskyinwinter

2 жыл бұрын

This is Walter.

The Spiffing Brit's comment section is a perfectly balanced community with no exploits!

@markm0000

2 жыл бұрын

You know really it’s just a lot of fans that like his videos. That gets the views and metrics to bump up fast when it’s published and the algorithm goes crazy.

@Mr-Money01

2 жыл бұрын

I offer you a E

@mirurururuvein

2 жыл бұрын

E

@markpetrov9476

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mr-Money01

Strangely, this was the exact "relic" strategy used by the real-world medieval churches.

@RadeticDaniel

2 жыл бұрын

specially considering sometimes they had "the same relic" on display in different territories xD

@kgapaneseschoolgirlb

2 жыл бұрын

31 churches all claimed to of had Jesus’ foreskin at the same time all across Europe

@maltardraco9555

2 жыл бұрын

@@kgapaneseschoolgirlb How is this a relic?

@kgapaneseschoolgirlb

2 жыл бұрын

@@maltardraco9555 Duh, how is it not a relic!

@Jeff-cn9up

2 жыл бұрын

@@maltardraco9555 Body parts of notables, often gilded or in fancy containers, were extremely common relics, along with pieces of the "true cross".

I fondly remember having an AoE match where I just had a wall of castles filled with the nation's special units that added loads of arrows to the castle's own attack. Nothing could get past them and things like catapults were dead before they could deal damage. The things shot like 20 arrows per attack.

@scintillam_dei

2 жыл бұрын

My fondest memories are usually just demolition ships crashing into crowds of enemies at beaches. See my realistic maps for Age of Empires 1, and for 2. I did one that took 5 months because it is the biggest map size, and I wanted maximum realism.

"The first 100000 of you to like this video won't have their homes invaded by overpowered Russian troops" - meanwhile, the Spiffing Brit be like "My goodness, 40 million likes on a video in 4 hours. Weirdly, most of them are coming from Ukraine. That is simply majestic".

@Edikzord

2 жыл бұрын

This is both funny and sad at the same time 😥

@benedictul

2 жыл бұрын

FML, I didn't think this would actually happen.

@davelangton1217

2 жыл бұрын

@@benedictul Yeah. It didn't age well. Unfortunately.

@charles-antoinemartel-roy

2 жыл бұрын

@@davelangton1217 Yeah you don't say x.x

@ambrotose

2 жыл бұрын

Spiff is single handedly protecting thousands of Ukrainians will his defense spell. Russia has no idea how big a mistake its making.

Ultimate Chinese simulator: you build a big beautiful wall but you leave a huge gap so northern hordes walk in and commit war crimes

"Don't even try to approach the gods, or you'll get a huge sack like Novgorod."

@grothus00

2 жыл бұрын

Hey fella, swell diss.

@voltigeurs5069

2 жыл бұрын

but, now you got the panhellenist from Pella hella pissed

@Talonidas7403

2 жыл бұрын

Stepping up's foolish as well as useless little Vasilyevich let me spell out the list

@grothus00

2 жыл бұрын

@@Talonidas7403 I brought foes to their knees in Phoenicia

@michaelshchekotko9889

2 жыл бұрын

breezed through Gaza to Giza

The economy score takes into account how efficiently the resources are used. Having a bunch of resources, but not using them, is considered very inefficient, hence a low score.

To be fair, Jesus has a history of duplicating items for his followers so I believe this game is canonically accurate

So exciting to have this game back again. Additionally: can you get the Shelby Cobra? I want to see you use the Cobra. Fairly and balancedly, of course.

@Mr-Money01

2 жыл бұрын

I offer you a E

@illdeletethismusic

2 жыл бұрын

Cobra is an Age 2 specific cheat there is an equivalent in 1, a 90s Camaro, and 3 has monster trucks 4 sadly has no cheat codes for now a few more cool ones, you can get a baby on a tricycle with a shotgun or make catapults shoot villagers in 1, you can get an aggressive monkey in 2, and a cannon that shoots capybaras and a laser eyed bear in 3

@ChaosMaster130

2 жыл бұрын

@@illdeletethismusic And of course, speaking of AoE 3, you can't forget the one and only. George Crushington. The voice lines for that thing were gold!

@daycmetrollingdeihatin5100

2 жыл бұрын

There are talks of cheats but no news yet

@ChaoticNeutralMatt

2 жыл бұрын

@@illdeletethismusic I mean may be lacking in cheats, but had plenty of ways to get infinite resources

Literally 200 people are sittin here like "I wont miss this, I dont care if Im waiting 17 hours"

Soon spiff is gonna be like "Real life is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits".

@scintillam_dei

2 жыл бұрын

Muslims: "The UK is a perfectly balanced welfare state with no exploits."

@NelsonGuedes

2 жыл бұрын

He's done at least a couple of real life exploits already, I hope there is more in the future XD

As soon as I saw him pick the Rus I knew where this was going. I am also happy to say this glitch has been rectified as of yesterday's patch.

@thesultryhippo9184

2 жыл бұрын

Booooo

@franzbigT

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad Spiff waited for the patch to release this video.

@Matthew-hl5eg

2 жыл бұрын

@@thesultryhippo9184 Infinite range spearmen were added.

@thesultryhippo9184

2 жыл бұрын

@@Matthew-hl5eg perfectly balanced 🙏🙏

@norpporkine445

2 жыл бұрын

@@thesultryhippo9184 no worries, every civ still has convenient a cess to infinite resources via the 30% hp for buildings tech. Just place a foundation and cancel it, returns 130% of resources...

"Human casualties are temporary casualties" you really nailed the russian way of war.

@dreadavis9751

2 жыл бұрын

Historically accurate

The historical accuracy of this game is amazing! After all, relics were duped IRL all the time. Well, either that or most saints had some very disfigured, centipedal bodies.

@mcmerry2846

10 ай бұрын

If it were the Brits, he would have needed to steal them for sure

This comment section is perfectly balanced, with no exploits what so ever

@theonecalleddoc

2 жыл бұрын

This particular comment is perfectly balanced, with no exploits what do ever…

@1un4cy

2 жыл бұрын

The only exploit we need is a way to watch the video before the premiere.

@zes3813

2 жыл бұрын

wr

If Spiff were to recreate this exploit irl, he would just use Yorkshire Tea for relics. Even if the exploit doesn't directly give him resources, he still gets infinite tea.

Parasocial relationships are perfectly balanced with no exploits.

Many hours of my life were spent playing the perfectly balanced AoE2. Can't wait to get as many hours in on AoE4

@frisianmouve

2 жыл бұрын

What about the third one?

@schmuckers7461

2 жыл бұрын

We don't talk about the third one

@scintillam_dei

2 жыл бұрын

@@schmuckers7461 I have never played III nor Age of Mythology. I'm waiting for the Atheism Expansion to come out for that one. Then I can wait a million years for slime to become Frankenslime. No evidence for it, but in video games, fantasy is reality.

@AgentLando

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, aoe2 civs aren't unique enough

@yekaterinasmirnova214

2 жыл бұрын

An AoE game with stone in it, I'm definitely trying it out!

The Spiffing Brit is to RTS games what Let's Game It Out is to simulation games. And I love it.

hey spiff, hope your game goes well, just wanted to suggest exploiting the new systems in the hoi4 no step back dlc, just a thought. have a good one

@Enward834

2 жыл бұрын

Lol NEEEVER going to happen lol

@Nota-Skaven

2 жыл бұрын

The tank designer has got to be exploitable as hell, some strats are already coming out like GBP + dozer blades = wall

Spiff: "You men, there! Each of you pick up that relic." Warrior monks*defying time and space, in unison*: "Deus vult, Deus vult, Deus vult, Deus vult!"

Let's be honest, Spiff chose the Rus to abuse and exploit because the French have already been abused and exploited by every top tier AoE4 player (who were pros from the other games who had benefit of beta testing) by now.

@Goldenblade14

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gnalysis what did they do to them? Cumans required quite a few nerfs to knock them down and now it's the other DE Steppe civ (the tatars) that seemed to overtake their OP role

@user-ez9ng2rw9c

2 жыл бұрын

@@Goldenblade14 They nerfed hulks and cav in general.

@scintillam_dei

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gnalysis I hate the idea of playing a gam with no consistency 'cause they always "upgrade" (downgrade) it. Like my computer with programs to "upgrade" (downgrade) the computer whne it was fine without them.

@mr.2083

2 жыл бұрын

Nonsense, it's because the French don't need any (top tier) players to be abused and exploited.

@user-ez9ng2rw9c

2 жыл бұрын

@@scintillam_dei Go back to 2010 then. Or do us all a favor and stop using computers.

Sees AoE 4, pre orders tea for the vid. That’s how you win ladies and gentlemen!

When Spiff already has the timestamps up before the video

@bobbymcbones9028

2 жыл бұрын

Spiff canonically can see the future

Don’t you love it when devs thoroughly test the features of their games?

"Power !! Unlimited Jesus power !!" is what Palpatine actually yelled. Lovely stuff, cheers old boy.

When Spiff hit the (x41) convert button I felt a wash of tea rain over me. Converty Boys FOREVER!

"How do you generate money out of thin air? Religion" Yep, that's about right.

Not only balanced, but realistic to! This is how we have genuine relics of saints in most of the temples. 17 feets of the Saint Peter, 48 severed hands of one Saint Sergei... Right, that explains everything

@XMarkxyz

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing ahah ...some saints with multiple skulls

@Kingsly9802

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the 4 heads of John the Baptist! Weird that no one mentioned he was a hydra.

@user-cx1vo9rq6v

2 жыл бұрын

Да, так и есть!

Spiff (waving a wad of cash): "Wololo!"

little that spiff knew, it was a french ploy all the time... while he fought, the sneaky french grew and expanded into his lands...

Medieval empire simulators are perfectly exploited with no balance whatsoever

Imagine liking and commenting the premiere to help Spiff test a youtube exploit🙂

Another great vid, gonna slip this into the collection of "Best Exploit Vid's" thx so much for the great content spiff!!

Great, now I have to set an alarm in the middle of the night to watch it

Spiff may have to swallow his pride and play as the French for this one

I love that there over a thousand of us in less than a minute watching this. Incredible.

"Why did you build a second monastery right next to the first one?" Spiff: "I like money!"

Being French, it's always a pleasure to feel so welcome on this channel!

It’s funny how the Chinese just couldn’t get through the great wall of Russia

Perfectly Balanced, pairs well with Yorkshire Tea Gold

Is it just me or i found it hilarious whenever Spiffing Brit saying something non comedy in almost every videos he had, such as 16:18 "Ooh you have a canon, very nice but that canon is now dead, Ooh you have a Catapult very nice but that is also now dead"

Enemy: ATTACK !!! Sport Cavalry: I'm blue ba da bi da ba da [Blue Rave Intensifies]

Can't wait for a premier free from exploits

Its the relic dupe, isnt it? And the russian cathedral relic bonuses.

@Nobleoasis27

2 жыл бұрын

Nice

@willparry530

2 жыл бұрын

yup

Love you always spif, Welcome back friend.

Thanks to you Spiff: No more bean bisque for me, only tasty tea!

This videos gonna be great

Wonder if he'll show the infinite resources glitch. can't wait!

Can't wait to sit down with a nice cup of coffee and enjoy your stream!

Now imagining the relics being pieces of the true cross and being snapped into smaller and smaller fragments as each monk grabs a bit to carry

I see tea Lord request help for exploit, I deliver. It's a simple exchange.

i think the score got too high. I don't think they ever anticipated it to go over a certain amount so it just wrapped back aroun to zero and started again from there. an integer overflow.

@suddenidentity6500

2 жыл бұрын

Not really - banking resouces without spending them on the go negatively affects score.

This reminds me of Baldrick and Blackadder selling counterfeit relics.

19:04 lol! We wouldn't get such shenanigans if we had accountants auditing games! XD

I find myself wondering, only briefly, if youtube comments that are containing of more words than normal, or perhaps even key words like fantastic, best, love, tea, great, splendid, handsome, British, csgo pro, fortnight, age, empires; Will help or in some way affect the outcome of the search algorithum.

I'm here to support the KZread exploit-test by writing this comment and liking the premiere. I'm doing my part!

it's always nice hearing a British accent say the words "It's only peasants, no one cares about them".... LOL

Spiff while waving at the French :"Trade with the local random peasant" Welp, that's us 🇫🇷 lmao

My favorite Brit exploiting Russians in an American game is perfectly balanced!

@lianaverwood9810

2 жыл бұрын

Just call him Spiff Rasputin!

Ladies and gentlemen. the time for a proper review, of this "perfectly balanced" videogame has finally come. Please enjoy from the comfort of your royal chair. And remember to Drink a cup of your most sophisticated tea while you are enjoying this magnificent and accurate brit review of this "perfectly balanced" videogame. for queen and country ladies and gentlemen. also remember to show your love with a like and a subscribe for his channel (The Spiffing Brit).

@gagepreston8763

2 жыл бұрын

I'm running an African Rooibos with hints of lemon to compliment that natural licorice aroma

@wytseboonstra

2 жыл бұрын

@@gagepreston8763 I like tea with nettle a lot but also great choice

The background sounds reminds me of the Flintstones. Great video as always

Fun, as always. Keen to hop in and try this myself. Tyvm frenn

This could potentially be the one time I've beating spiff to an op mechanic

@That-_-Guy

2 жыл бұрын

nice username

I look forward for those walls

Was just checking if there were any new videos and saw this chance to join the experiment.

Love your videos and exploits!

KZread channel interactions are perfectly balanced! ☕

Russians are really good imo cant wait for the video to see how broken it is

Love myself some Age of Empires, we need more of this Spiff!

Looking forward to seeing you in the Jingle Jam

Oh daddy Spiff I can't wait for more perfectly balanced game Exploits.

I think Spiff is secretly a Russian. Built a massive army of inexperienced musket shooters and rushed the enemy. Stalin approves

We're waiting, you splenderous soul. I've brewed some tea and it's in the White Phial!

Elite Jannisaries and Ghengis Khans in massed formations were unstoppable... Not to mention spending weeks in AoE II to build island water maps just for the naval combat. Or using Siege Onagers like a mobile artillery brigade. Or building multi-tiered near impregnable defensive fortress structures with overlapping fields of fire.

Day 196 of asking Spiff to play Battle Realms. AO4, waiting till I have a time off to bing e destroy AI and Spiff is already helping. Hope the youtube exploit works.

Damn. That's... That's a crazy exploit.

19:17 That's the equivalent of your teacher giving you a bad mark for your correct answers because they just don't like you ^^

I love when spiff gets a new game, fresh with fun exploits

Showing interest to appease the algorithm overlords.

"We can just let them distract the enemy and get beat up." Ah, the ol' Churchill Strategy! A classic.

@juankovacs6033

2 жыл бұрын

They already have had won a war doing the same, why change a winning strat? Lol

Been waiting for this video for years now

*Who knew that Christ had 46 fingers, lol.*

Nobody: Catholic Church: *sweats nervously*

we shall help our TEA overlord

i've been waiting for this :P

"Houses can't stand up to bullets if there are enough bullets." Very true, probably the saying that made me spit out my drink.

Plenty of time to make a nice cup of tea, kick back, and enjoy a perfectly balanced video.

Mongols: out archer cavalry is OP Russians: Hehe look on this dud

I've been waiting for this one

me after the first minute: "Interesting, a Televangelist build"

Just tested this, they look to have patched this now

The economic score was most likely an overflow error, you probably made so much money and resources that by the games coding you made less than everyone else.

@willparry530

2 жыл бұрын

at one point it did show negative onscreen, so probably.

@joshuahendershot196

2 жыл бұрын

@@willparry530 it's almost definitely an overflow error, which spiff has dealt with in the past, so I'm surprised he didn't recognize it.

@willparry530

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuahendershot196 Maybe he did and is crediting his viewers as being smart enough to recognize it without having to call it out.

@joshuahendershot196

2 жыл бұрын

@@willparry530 Perhaps, I don't know, Spiff doesn't seem to be that type of guy but I don't know him personally to be fair.

@NelsonGuedes

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, it could be that one. I thought that the resources collected from the relics weren't registering in the economic score number because they weren't "supposed" to exist...

Will be coming back to this later

The spiffing brit's favourite word: Consequently