CAN YOU BEAT CRUSADER KINGS 3 With No VASSALS Challenge? Is CK3 Perfectly Balanced With No Exploits

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Crusader Kings 3 / Crusader Kings III Is the latest entry into the crusader kings series and it has been released for a few weeks now meaning interesting challenges and strategies are being developed as well as many exploits being discovered. Today we will be seeing if you can beat crusader kings 3 with no vassals! It is going to be a difficult challenge but one which will accidentally give us infinite gold and immortal god men at arms that cannot lose in combat! So sit back and enjoy this total war dictatorship simulator has been disguised under the name of a grand strategy game CK3! I loved playing CK2 and messing about with the no vassals strategy I am excited to be able to show off this next evolution of the exploit in CK3! But is this new game Crusader Kings 3 a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or is the no vassals challenge overpowered! Well lets see what The Spiffing Brit has to show us today in Crusader Kings III
So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if it is possible to even ask " Can you beat crusader kings 3 with no vassals " IS it possible? Is it broken? Or is it a perfectly balanced game with no exploits!
Special Shoutout to @remansparadox8604 for bringing this CK2 strat into a CK3 exploit: • [CK3] The Extremely Ov...
This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
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Title: CAN YOU BEAT CRUSADER KINGS 3 With No VASSALS Challenge? Is CK3 Perfectly Balanced With No Exploits
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  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge68073 жыл бұрын

    Imagine getting married, and the moment the wedding is over, your new spouse takes a vow of Celibacy

  • @kolbywilliams6288

    @kolbywilliams6288

    3 жыл бұрын

    Depending on your spouse, you might think “oh thank God.”

  • @EliaFlowers

    @EliaFlowers

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's rough, buddy

  • @xAyad3

    @xAyad3

    3 жыл бұрын

    GG

  • @bostond5470

    @bostond5470

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cheating on my spouse is my main source of children. Anyways what is crusader kings 3? Looks fun.

  • @demonkingbadger6689

    @demonkingbadger6689

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought that was how marriage worked. Wait.....

  • @vanzyl2547
    @vanzyl25473 жыл бұрын

    I like how the title says "challenge"

  • @BigTarb

    @BigTarb

    3 жыл бұрын

    The Spiffing Brit of course not you wouldn’t do that

  • @gabebear574

    @gabebear574

    3 жыл бұрын

    What are you talking about stupid challenges the ninth word in the title if it said challenge on the first word then it would be called challenge you’re an idiot

  • @ryanswain8663

    @ryanswain8663

    3 жыл бұрын

    Challenge... for the devs to patch the game before Spiff can send the game into narnia

  • @vanzyl2547

    @vanzyl2547

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thespiffingbrit sure...

  • @TruSlinger

    @TruSlinger

    3 жыл бұрын

    The true challenge was avoiding carpal tunnel from all the revoking he had to do.

  • @LevCallahan
    @LevCallahan2 жыл бұрын

    I'm still amazed at the level of ADHD Spiff has when specifically wanting Reanu Keeves to be his heir, even giving him a hat, and then almost immediately forgetting he wanted to do so.

  • @chrisb9143

    @chrisb9143

    2 жыл бұрын

    ADHD Lord of Sealand

  • @sicnnasty
    @sicnnasty3 жыл бұрын

    Well played, you made it into the patch notes! - The maximum penalty for being over your domain limit is now -100% taxes/levies, increased from -90%. - If you vastly exceed your Domain Limit for more than one year (the grace period for new inheritances/conquests), all buildings will deactivate until your domain limit is lowered.

  • @PathOfDamn

    @PathOfDamn

    3 жыл бұрын

    This was a popular cheese called North Korea strategy. Iirc it was the same thing in CK2

  • @Daniel_Lancelin

    @Daniel_Lancelin

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nothing a bit of modding can't restore.

  • @blargminton

    @blargminton

    3 жыл бұрын

    its been patched!? noooooooooooo! :(

  • @deadmanomegagaming4061

    @deadmanomegagaming4061

    3 жыл бұрын

    Which version is it that has the new patch?

  • @PathOfDamn

    @PathOfDamn

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@deadmanomegagaming4061 Patch 1.1

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum46343 жыл бұрын

    *tries to unite all of Germany under a single ruler* *England, Poland, and France start sweating nervously*

  • @GallowglassAxe

    @GallowglassAxe

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think Mel Brooks made a song about this.

  • @hansimuli

    @hansimuli

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@GallowglassAxe It might be Bel Mrooks at this point.

  • @ezrafellowz

    @ezrafellowz

    3 жыл бұрын

    russia is unimpressed

  • @danielflin3877

    @danielflin3877

    Жыл бұрын

    I am your one thousandth like, peasant. Fall to your knees and worship.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634

    @trygveplaustrum4634

    Жыл бұрын

    @@danielflin3877 Give me a thousand more, and it might make my top ten comments! Do you think I owe you, mortal?

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY.3 жыл бұрын

    "Can you beat Crusader Kings 3 with no vassals?" It depends on your definition of winning. Winning through the military? Maybe. Winning by making your family tree a family circle? Then yes.

  • @f0rk723

    @f0rk723

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wtf i see u everywhere

  • @erddun

    @erddun

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good to see Justin y is still alive.

  • @Scientist118

    @Scientist118

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shit, the internet legend speaks once more.

  • @aldm3232

    @aldm3232

    3 жыл бұрын

    Justin Y has been very active recently

  • @Vipers_Pit

    @Vipers_Pit

    3 жыл бұрын

    Noooooooo not you!!!!

  • @01ZombieMoses10
    @01ZombieMoses103 жыл бұрын

    You know what they say in the HRE: 'One man, one vote.' And by that they mean there is *exactly* one man and *exactly* one vote.

  • @ecklipz3364
    @ecklipz33642 жыл бұрын

    spiff: "she will give me one child and then i will throw her out" also spiff: proceeds to get 5 or so children with her

  • @thalmoragent9344

    @thalmoragent9344

    Жыл бұрын

    Da booty was too good 🤪

  • @izzy_pz

    @izzy_pz

    Жыл бұрын

    Thats love right there

  • @giroofe4507
    @giroofe45073 жыл бұрын

    Spiff: starts playing any games Developer: Oh god no

  • @NostalgiNorden

    @NostalgiNorden

    3 жыл бұрын

    Paradox: SEND HIM THE GAME!

  • @owentayygaming7567

    @owentayygaming7567

    3 жыл бұрын

    meantime in bethesda: todd "say spiff reveal any exploits in our game yet" employe "yes why you wnt to patch it" todd "no i want to rerererelease skyrim only in a more buggy version" spiff "skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits" reano keeves: destroys the world whiterun guard "i used to be an adventure like you then reano destroyed the world with exploits"

  • @pixelandadam1117

    @pixelandadam1117

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@NostalgiNorden thats why they are one of my fav devs but not with their prices hahah

  • @OlafJorigson

    @OlafJorigson

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@pixelandadam1117 If you sell your soul and pray to Kthulu, you may be able to buy 1 DLC.

  • @pixelandadam1117

    @pixelandadam1117

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@OlafJorigson but the catch is you have to survive it first hahaha

  • @frenchvivec3021
    @frenchvivec30213 жыл бұрын

    Spiff pickup lines : "You are intelligent, you're smart... And we have a decent chance of making children."

  • @ajm6558

    @ajm6558

    3 жыл бұрын

    Spiff line for the ladies #2: "Oh! Whats this? I've had a daughter?! Lovely! You shall be [types name] Forgotten."

  • @frenchvivec3021

    @frenchvivec3021

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ajm6558 He's a good british, and great player, an exploit exploiter, but most importantly : he's a family man.

  • @ericromano8078

    @ericromano8078

    3 жыл бұрын

    " a decent chance of making children." "You're 44 stop getting pregnant!"

  • @alitaher003
    @alitaher0033 жыл бұрын

    "Reanu Keeves is better than Elon Husk." Also Spiff: Lets get rid of Reanu Keeves.

  • @mauterra1837

    @mauterra1837

    3 жыл бұрын

    The first sentence is a certified Reddit moment

  • @reanukeeves5638

    @reanukeeves5638

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was heartbroken... If I had one

  • @knection1986

    @knection1986

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I think he forgot which child was better

  • @brianbru
    @brianbru3 жыл бұрын

    "because this 3 year old is a known criminal, ladies and gentleman!" made me spit out my yorkshire tea, Spiff. You nearly drowned me AND cost me some tea....

  • @looneymar9153

    @looneymar9153

    3 жыл бұрын

    Should have some boston roots

  • @wuxiagamescentral

    @wuxiagamescentral

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh that's not good at all wasting Yorkshire tea makes you a known criminal the Spiffing Brit will be sure to take your land from you

  • @mayariley6712

    @mayariley6712

    2 жыл бұрын

    I spat out my lemonade. Spiff has cost us many things

  • @chrisb9143

    @chrisb9143

    2 жыл бұрын

    drink coffee if you plan to spit it

  • @grimmace2131
    @grimmace21313 жыл бұрын

    Poor Reanu Keeves. You were going to make him your heir, but immediately dumped him. Remember? That is why you gave him the hat.

  • @leonrb8554

    @leonrb8554

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was so upset the entire time

  • @lughtaj

    @lughtaj

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeeted so fast.

  • @anthonybottigliero8336

    @anthonybottigliero8336

    3 жыл бұрын

    Perhaps he wasn't the real Reneu Keeves, who is still trapped inside Antrim and Fallout.

  • @emilymarley4505

    @emilymarley4505

    3 жыл бұрын

    Alternate Universe, perhaps?

  • @maxbuffkin5625
    @maxbuffkin56253 жыл бұрын

    "That's what we've accidentally done" There are no accidents. Only perfectly balanced gameplay and mechanics

  • @blizzardphoenix7800

    @blizzardphoenix7800

    3 жыл бұрын

    Except all those children...Spiff's been busy

  • @nicholasleclerc1583

    @nicholasleclerc1583

    3 жыл бұрын

    Max Buffkin Oh my goooos, I thought the same thing !!!!

  • @jasperonapple3955

    @jasperonapple3955

    3 жыл бұрын

    And happy mishaps

  • @MidnightSt
    @MidnightSt2 жыл бұрын

    Funny thing about the name "Mstivoj". It's basically a slavic name that means "Vengeful".

  • @babyramses5066

    @babyramses5066

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol and his name is vengeful but his traits are forgiving and trusting and even though he gets screwed over repeatedly, he forgets to hate you and has no intrigue to kill you with. I don't think spiff could've chosen a better king for this and his name is ironically funny.

  • @thalmoragent9344

    @thalmoragent9344

    Жыл бұрын

    @@babyramses5066 His name was supposed to make people fear him enough so they wouldn't even try anything... it didn't work 🤣

  • @cones914

    @cones914

    Жыл бұрын

    Still my favorite name is Kazimír Kazisvet which means Destroyer Worldruiner(Kaziť means to break, ruin, destroy and svet means world, environment in this case)

  • @babyramses5066

    @babyramses5066

    Жыл бұрын

    @@cones914 what a badass name. If i get a new kitten, I'm calling it that.

  • @skywalker6078

    @skywalker6078

    Жыл бұрын

    CHLOPCI MOJI VITAJTE DO KOMENTAROV

  • @augustwinterman6952
    @augustwinterman69522 жыл бұрын

    17:02 No matter the timeline, being Duke Ernst is suffering.

  • @JoeNoobie
    @JoeNoobie3 жыл бұрын

    "Oh, my wife has just died. Lovely!" -The Spiffing Brit 2020

  • @haraka8123

    @haraka8123

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wife bad.

  • @andrewohagan2962
    @andrewohagan29623 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, the royal children of Zark Muckerberg: Elon Husk, Forgotten, Keanu Reeves, Thank God You're not a boy and Perfect.

  • @badasmbadadog

    @badasmbadadog

    3 жыл бұрын

    Totally looks like family Elon Musk and Grimes would have

  • @GBfanatic15

    @GBfanatic15

    3 жыл бұрын

    no it's reanu keeves XD

  • @mordirit8727
    @mordirit87273 жыл бұрын

    "How's my realm succession looking?" Succession screen: OMG HELP ME TOO MANY SHIELDS TO LOAD I AM DYING GONNA CRASH GONNA CRASH GONNA CRASH "Still looking great"

  • @ENDERLICOT

    @ENDERLICOT

    3 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact, my caracter was so prolific and died at like 80 so that when I died, there was so much succession that my game crashed and I can't open the game anymore ahahahah

  • @Red_Steampunker

    @Red_Steampunker

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m dying over here, both of y’all are hilarious. Never change.

  • @Ihileath
    @Ihileath3 жыл бұрын

    "You're only meant to be holding onto 6 counties at once." *Laughs in 42 stewardship*

  • @jonathanchan7896

    @jonathanchan7896

    3 жыл бұрын

    Laughs in max centralisation

  • @fajar88.

    @fajar88.

    3 жыл бұрын

    Laugh in no demesne limit

  • @cherudium
    @cherudium3 жыл бұрын

    Spiff: "Evil twin brother." Me, after watching the video: "You mean the less evil twin brother."

  • @loserface3962

    @loserface3962

    3 жыл бұрын

    zark muckerburg is a saint compared to mark zuckerburg

  • @WolfPeste
    @WolfPeste3 жыл бұрын

    Making Holy Roman Empire surprisingly much more Roman and much less Holy *laughs in Caligula*

  • @dancingoctopussmead
    @dancingoctopussmead3 жыл бұрын

    I love how you basically demonstrated why and how the shifty of power away from a feudal system and into a centrally controlled absolute monarchy happened. Its basically a lesson on how the modern period happened in one aspect.

  • @FriendB
    @FriendB3 жыл бұрын

    "I don't want children, I want money" Finally someone gets it

  • @Dragon_memer
    @Dragon_memer3 жыл бұрын

    Crusader kings 3: play the game normally and don't cheat. The spiffing brit: IMPOSSIBLE I MUST SECURE ALL OF THE ENGLISH TEA TRADES!!!

  • @kevinaustin51

    @kevinaustin51

    3 жыл бұрын

    The Spiffing Brit Yes the Tea must flow just as it did in the Boston Harbour!🥰!

  • @GallowglassAxe

    @GallowglassAxe

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's an idea. Conquer the silk road to China and introduce the English to tea a few centuries early.

  • @Dragon_memer

    @Dragon_memer

    3 жыл бұрын

    The tea must be secured at all cost comrades.

  • @owentayygaming7567

    @owentayygaming7567

    3 жыл бұрын

    you sure it is not called exloit feul?

  • @deuglyducklin7056

    @deuglyducklin7056

    3 жыл бұрын

    Kevin Austin. Too soon.

  • @Fyrefrye
    @Fyrefrye3 жыл бұрын

    17:00 At some point ​Spiff needs to play as Duke Ernst. He's just too good of a villain to let the AI control him all the time.

  • @SockSucker
    @SockSucker3 жыл бұрын

    Spiff: Wages Holy War on the entire Kingdom of England Random Irish bloke: Come out ye black and tans!

  • @GBfanatic15

    @GBfanatic15

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean they do hate the english XD

  • @ChartreuseDan
    @ChartreuseDan3 жыл бұрын

    This is actually a kind of unperfectly balanced though too. You've just discovered the advatages of centralized government, spending to maintain a bureaucracy, legal system, and professional armies vs. appointing a bunch of greedy warlords who offer a seemingly good deal but actually skim most everything off the top, and constantly connive against the state and eachother

  • @MrDwarfpitcher

    @MrDwarfpitcher

    3 жыл бұрын

    In real life your corruption would go absolutely bonkers The romans knew this would happen and therefore had very powerful individuals assigned with just enough power to control a region. But through the Marian Reforms, these individuals could get even more power, and they were too late to stop Caesars constant illegal conquests and they got toppled in favor of a Imperium that would rot the Roman Empire from inside out

  • @midweekcentaur1050

    @midweekcentaur1050

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@MrDwarfpitcher yeah, Ceaser got bold after he did some smaller scale conquests/annexing. Didn't get a rebuke for it from the senate and ran forward with a precedent.

  • @gagecole4913

    @gagecole4913

    2 жыл бұрын

    The issue is that in real life it is impossible to actually manage all of that directly. Especially in a time when it would take weeks or even months just for news to reach one side of the empire to the other.

  • @sol2544

    @sol2544

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@gagecole4913 I can imagine that someone else does run it, and that's where the -80% money comes from, but they just don't own land.

  • @tbotalpha8133

    @tbotalpha8133

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MrDwarfpitcher Rot from the inside out? The Roman Empire went on to last another 400-500 years after Caesar got shanked; expanded its territories; and even had a 200-year golden age of relative peace, stability and prosperity in the Pax Romana. That's not to say that I approve of imperialism, of any kind. But your summation is pretty weird in context.

  • @krankarvolund7771
    @krankarvolund77713 жыл бұрын

    Actually, my first question when I saw this title was not "is it possible to win without vassals?", it was "How do you win Crusader Kings III?" XD

  • @Schmorgus

    @Schmorgus

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hopefully, he will use his power to conquer the world. And that would count as a win in ck3 ;)

  • @saltpeppertales2674

    @saltpeppertales2674

    3 жыл бұрын

    By turning your family tree into a circle and having an affair with the pope, who is your brother. That's how you win CK.

  • @TheRevDel

    @TheRevDel

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@saltpeppertales2674 Ah the Borgia strategy. Cunning.

  • @danielhale1
    @danielhale13 жыл бұрын

    Henry VIII: I will burn *literally* everything and everyone to have a son Spiff: Oh thank god you're not a boy!

  • @wampastompa28
    @wampastompa283 жыл бұрын

    Well, Paradox patched this in their 1.1 patch so RIP Muckerberg's quest for total domination

  • @pokyto
    @pokyto3 жыл бұрын

    25:21 "he only has one child" while hovering over his son and doughter xDD

  • @haraka8123

    @haraka8123

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shes hath beeb forgottnen

  • @dizztrezzed
    @dizztrezzed3 жыл бұрын

    Died at "this 3 year old is a known criminal ladies and gentlemen" 🤣

  • @pokeme5293
    @pokeme52933 жыл бұрын

    Zarck Muckerburg exerts absolute control over his platform, I mean kingdom. Sounds about right.

  • @admontblanc

    @admontblanc

    3 жыл бұрын

    He abolished vassalage because it was white supremacist, far right disinformation.

  • @pokeme5293

    @pokeme5293

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@admontblanc Remember, he "can see all of blue."

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi2 жыл бұрын

    I love this game. Even though Spiff is exploiting it, there's still so much story drama.

  • @kratos9524
    @kratos95243 жыл бұрын

    Spiff: Oh we got ourselves a lovely daughter DarkSpiff: You shall be forgotten

  • @gildedphoenix

    @gildedphoenix

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Forgotten" *

  • @nathanhocking8073
    @nathanhocking80733 жыл бұрын

    This is the best birthday present I could ask for

  • @Barret2002

    @Barret2002

    3 жыл бұрын

    Happy birthday!!!

  • @romefury8006

    @romefury8006

    3 жыл бұрын

    Happy birthday

  • @evilunova

    @evilunova

    3 жыл бұрын

    Happy Birthday!

  • @yugitrump435

    @yugitrump435

    3 жыл бұрын

    Happy Birthday. Perfect time for Tea and Cake.

  • @jan-lukas

    @jan-lukas

    3 жыл бұрын

    Happy birthday

  • @michaelmeis2953
    @michaelmeis29533 жыл бұрын

    It's funny that you're playing as Zark Muckerberg, when I just learned today through a podcast how much Mark Zuckerberg loves Augustus Caesar

  • @wideyxyz2271

    @wideyxyz2271

    3 жыл бұрын

    Spooky.....Wonder if MZ will befall the same fate?

  • @melanoc3tusii205

    @melanoc3tusii205

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Nakor Z Exactly! He's wondering if anyone will stab Mark Zuckerberg's great-uncle.

  • @GuyMahoney
    @GuyMahoney3 жыл бұрын

    I assumed the religion would be "The East India Company"

  • @Jordi_NL
    @Jordi_NL2 жыл бұрын

    16:53 Ah yes this is where the popular phrase "Like stealing land from a toddlet" comes from.

  • @SmorjaGrus
    @SmorjaGrus3 жыл бұрын

    An army of 100 stat men? It is truly the one and only unstoppable force.

  • @Grivehn

    @Grivehn

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its the Immortals from Persia, but actually immortals. Well except Kenny and Larry, they always die apparently. Is there a Lazarus Pit special building in India or smt?

  • @Rezuvious

    @Rezuvious

    3 жыл бұрын

    I entertained the idea of turning several independent nations into 100 stat men nations and observing the game. Haven't tried it but I still think about doing it.

  • @Grivehn

    @Grivehn

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Ankit Chandola Can they be built though? I had the assumption some can only be built by certain cultures. I know for a fact I have had several (6th) slots but I couldnt build anything on them. There isnt a good list about these far as I found, because the game is so new.

  • @johnp.2267
    @johnp.22673 жыл бұрын

    So you named your intelligent second son Reanu Keeves, and then removed him from the inheritance line. The boy who is better than the first son. You tossed aside the better son. The BETTER son. Drink your tea before making these decisions, you utter potato.

  • @ShevkoMore

    @ShevkoMore

    3 жыл бұрын

    He just repeated the history. "DON'T MESS WITH THE TIME" *don't know how this quote was in english, so it's a translation from translation.

  • @blackmoon7668

    @blackmoon7668

    3 жыл бұрын

    Spiff Lore: Reanu Keeves trained to become the strongest being in the universe so he could get revenge on his father.

  • @Tacobell1384

    @Tacobell1384

    3 жыл бұрын

    Black Moon and then his father used his time traveling abilities to drag Reanu Keeves to the future where he could be imprisoned in Skyrim by Todd Howard.

  • @Aryon1969
    @Aryon19693 жыл бұрын

    You should have taken Mstivoj's wife since you took everything else.

  • @wideyxyz2271

    @wideyxyz2271

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bit sticky in the nether regions...bit of a slapper apparently.....

  • @akiamini4006

    @akiamini4006

    2 жыл бұрын

    Savage 1.1

  • @junaid2606
    @junaid2606 Жыл бұрын

    Do a world conquest!! This video was absolutely amazing. I was laughing throughout the game. I wanna see more of it.

  • @mr.dinklebop5608
    @mr.dinklebop56083 жыл бұрын

    Try to conquer the entire world in this game!!! Emperor Palpatine: ... Do It!!!

  • @brianwood5363

    @brianwood5363

    3 жыл бұрын

    Do or do not, there is no try

  • @undeadpistachi0
    @undeadpistachi03 жыл бұрын

    "Let's go throw ourselves into a fight with some of these lovely people" Spiff: confirmed lawful evil

  • @josephscriven5454

    @josephscriven5454

    3 жыл бұрын

    Spiff is Lawful Evil. Seth Tzeentach is Chaotic evil.

  • @Karagianis
    @Karagianis3 жыл бұрын

    : Laughs as Spiff Yeets the wrong son out of the dynasty!

  • @brandonden795
    @brandonden7953 жыл бұрын

    "This is all perfectly legal, just sign here...and here...initial here...

  • @dankcatsmemes9219

    @dankcatsmemes9219

    3 жыл бұрын

    They signed away their right to breathe

  • @Wasserkaktus
    @Wasserkaktus3 жыл бұрын

    "Mark Zuckerberg's Evil Twin" So you actually mean Mark Zuckerberg's Good Twin?

  • @christopherdurrenberger3731

    @christopherdurrenberger3731

    3 жыл бұрын

    No his more evil twin

  • @enzomclaren8405

    @enzomclaren8405

    3 жыл бұрын

    No, his human twin

  • @Carahan

    @Carahan

    3 жыл бұрын

    No, Mark Zuckerberg only has eviller twins each competing to be the evilest twin. The winner is the only one allowed to be seen in public.

  • @EvileDik

    @EvileDik

    3 жыл бұрын

    At least Zark has a moral compass, it may be spinning wildly, but Mark set fire to his then buried it in a peat bog.

  • @AlessandroRodriguez
    @AlessandroRodriguez3 жыл бұрын

    "...Zarck Muckerberg wants to become the most evil person in existente..." Marck Zuckerberg: "Get in the line brother"

  • @delabeyenicolas2386
    @delabeyenicolas2386 Жыл бұрын

    "Finally someone I can forget, that's what I need right now". One of the best sentences I've ever heard and something I will use frequently starting today.

  • @vk1204_
    @vk1204_2 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Mstivoj means "Revenge Man" or "Revenge Soldier" so Spiff watch out :)

  • @DauntlessAdonis
    @DauntlessAdonis3 жыл бұрын

    *PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT* "Remember to be drinking your warm cups of tea! 🇬🇧🍵"

  • @larochejaquelein3680

    @larochejaquelein3680

    3 жыл бұрын

    But my teeth are already yellow enough because of it... stop drinking tea, guys. Your teeth will look very very british, and by british I mean as yellow as pee

  • @bluedragon3948

    @bluedragon3948

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@larochejaquelein3680 It's treason then

  • @ohitsrusher842

    @ohitsrusher842

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bluedragon3948 **THROWS TEA INTO HARBOR** DANG RIGHT IT IS! WOOO WOOOO MURICA MURICA MURICA WE GONNA EXERCISE ARE SECOND AMENDMENTS RIGHTS ON YOU FOOL!!!!!!

  • @anti-animeaktion8254

    @anti-animeaktion8254

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rusher why are you insanely patriotic

  • @acatwithafancyhat5782

    @acatwithafancyhat5782

    3 жыл бұрын

    A Herwick because yes

  • @andzagorulko
    @andzagorulko3 жыл бұрын

    "At max, you can hold at max 6 counties" Me with my 14 counties: Who told you that? A diplomat with a wife that knows more about war than money?

  • @SFtheGreat
    @SFtheGreat2 жыл бұрын

    I want to do this so badly. And conquer the entire map.

  • @jaykay6222
    @jaykay62223 жыл бұрын

    Dude, it was harsh enough naming your first daughter Forgotten, but then you literally start liking the other girls, making the dislike of her even more prevalent, and then additionally the third daughter was named Perfect... I feel so bad for your first daughter.

  • @Force2reckonVods
    @Force2reckonVods3 жыл бұрын

    Spiff: *takes all the church holdings for himself* Also Spiff: Where did these levies come from?

  • @theocean2521
    @theocean25213 жыл бұрын

    “Crusader kings 3: becoming the emperor of mankind and making the thunder warriors”

  • @vin6870

    @vin6870

    3 жыл бұрын

    And all those children are the primarchs

  • @theocean2521

    @theocean2521

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nagash Supreme exactly

  • @vin6870

    @vin6870

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@theocean2521 Who are the astarties then

  • @theocean2521

    @theocean2521

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nagash Supreme the astartes do not exist yet. The thunder warriors are the originals when the emperor takes over terra.

  • @vin6870

    @vin6870

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@theocean2521 ah so they'll be in the next video

  • @davidnovosad4917
    @davidnovosad4917 Жыл бұрын

    Some names you could use are Gill Bates, Beff Jezos, Nuck Chorris, or Teadrinkus Yorkshirius... love the videos btw

  • @davidmcdavidson999
    @davidmcdavidson9993 жыл бұрын

    "Now things are about to get really spicy" -Spiff ten minutes after I thought things were already pretty darn spicy

  • @vomitman7533
    @vomitman75333 жыл бұрын

    Spiff’s commentary, perfectly balanced as all things should be.

  • @user-py3br4yb9q
    @user-py3br4yb9q3 жыл бұрын

    When i made myself a nice warm cup of tea, Spiff heard my call and released a video. I'm indeed beginning to believe

  • @GameboyMega

    @GameboyMega

    3 жыл бұрын

    In Spiff we trust

  • @Ballin4Vengeance

    @Ballin4Vengeance

    3 жыл бұрын

    Converting to monopoly TM?

  • @danieluroz8659
    @danieluroz86593 жыл бұрын

    this video was absolutely fantastic. "this can't possibly be" and "how the f*** does he do it?" went through my head almost every 5 minutes watching this. I love it and I hate it. thank you Spiff, and kudos. i didn't think this could be done. And please please please do a world conquest! Edit: I liked it so much i tried to re-create it myself, and the weird thing is, following the instructions to the letter, when it comes the time to start revoking titles from the king of Germany it says to me that there no titles available to revoke. I don't know why that is, but i can't go beyond that. he has magdeburg and the title of king, he is my vassal, and yet nothing to revoke. Anyone has any idea as of what may be happening?

  • @hacb4881

    @hacb4881

    3 жыл бұрын

    I have the same problem, just tried it too multiple times even with restart of the game and and the game itself between tries. One time I could revoce 20 Titles, then the next title was greyed out and not revocable for some reason. Then I got to 45, then there was not title to revoke anymore. Now there are never any titles to revoke at all when i try this. I now tried at least 8 times to do this. I dont know what to do anymore to make this work.

  • @evanfiend

    @evanfiend

    Жыл бұрын

    It was patched. xD

  • @Ro_Gaming
    @Ro_Gaming2 жыл бұрын

    Mark Zuckerberg: Is a robot Zark Muckerberg: Everyone but him is a robot

  • @oxybe
    @oxybe3 жыл бұрын

    Will Spiff create a family tree that looks like your earphones after being in your pocket for 4 seconds? here's hoping!

  • @romanvanmeter9578
    @romanvanmeter95783 жыл бұрын

    Spiff: Any vikings in the comment section will know It’s very easy to get money from these little prayer holes Me: I’m a Viking and I approve of this message

  • @abebuenodemesquita8111
    @abebuenodemesquita81112 жыл бұрын

    "since the down of time one board game has destroyed friendships" my man clearly hasn't heard of diplomacy

  • @jjb33083
    @jjb330833 жыл бұрын

    "Forgotten"... may you always be remembered.

  • @twistedkitty
    @twistedkitty3 жыл бұрын

    Hey spiff, you should look into prowess. I’ve had a viking king with 50 or something prowess. When he was the commander of an army he could lead a 2000-2500 man army and go toe to toe with a 6000-6500 man army and win. I think there is potential for a video here

  • @timmywuwon2879
    @timmywuwon28793 жыл бұрын

    Spiff sees a game, the developers, "God save us"

  • @Orowam
    @Orowam2 жыл бұрын

    Yes! I wanna see this go all the way to domination! Make another

  • @MrAmazingJeff
    @MrAmazingJeff3 жыл бұрын

    Spiff is so good at playing these perfectly balanced games with zero exploits that he unknowingly quoted one of the best lines in Mass Effect ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

  • @Schmorgus
    @Schmorgus3 жыл бұрын

    Just one big flaw: How can you be the evil twin, when the original "twin" is already evil? Oh, and yes. Conquer the WORLD!

  • @gabrieljoseozanan6989

    @gabrieljoseozanan6989

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm guessing he went for the eviler twin, at this point. xD

  • @Schmorgus

    @Schmorgus

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gabrieljoseozanan6989 I'd say he's still the nicer twin ;P

  • @a-blivvy-yus

    @a-blivvy-yus

    3 жыл бұрын

    i'm pretty sure Mark Zuckerberg's "evil" twin is meant to be in air quotes :P

  • @googane7755

    @googane7755

    3 жыл бұрын

    Twin in crime

  • @Karl_der_Genosse
    @Karl_der_Genosse3 жыл бұрын

    Last time I was this early Spiff wasn't an Almighty Being, controlling all that ever existed, exists and will exist through the Power of Yorkshire Tea™. Which means I was never this early :)

  • @J_dogV2

    @J_dogV2

    3 жыл бұрын

    But before he was even created he was an almighty being....... Strange

  • @rosky6377
    @rosky63773 жыл бұрын

    Spiff creates Germany and takes over most of Europe. The French: "Aw shit, here we go again!"

  • @bluestorm749

    @bluestorm749

    3 жыл бұрын

    FYI 1066 came before the 20th century

  • @illuindb
    @illuindb3 жыл бұрын

    I would die for a world conquest with this marvelous fellow

  • @kimmalyncleaveway2907
    @kimmalyncleaveway29073 жыл бұрын

    Yes I've done this before too! Starting as a tribe of Norway, I held Scandinavia, Britannia, Francia and formed the latin empire through winning a crusade

  • @senseilekai704
    @senseilekai7043 жыл бұрын

    Spiff: It’s about to get spicy now. Also Spiff: * has already cheesed the game into letting him directly control the entire HRE and has practically immortal units *

  • @oblivion1924
    @oblivion19243 жыл бұрын

    That army at the end is like having an army of anime protagonists. I'm sorry, Mate, but they ain't gonna die

  • @barkasz6066
    @barkasz60663 жыл бұрын

    Congratulations, you have invented what historians call 'absolutism'.

  • @acatwithafancyhat5782
    @acatwithafancyhat57823 жыл бұрын

    “Oh a daughter! You shall be forgotten!” Spiff 2020

  • @moistmeathateroffurries8621
    @moistmeathateroffurries86213 жыл бұрын

    I haven't watched the video yet there better be war elephants controlled by mega chad or else I'm gonna stop drinking tea Edit: how could you

  • @moistmeathateroffurries8621

    @moistmeathateroffurries8621

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thespiffingbrit it better be spiff

  • @heneedscoffee

    @heneedscoffee

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@moistmeathateroffurries8621 note that spiff made no mention of said elephant having a parachute... good luck.

  • @moistmeathateroffurries8621

    @moistmeathateroffurries8621

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@heneedscoffee I made no mention how I wanted the elephant just that I wanted one idc if its a pancake

  • @brettclutter2350

    @brettclutter2350

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@moistmeathateroffurries8621 but your house might also become a pancake

  • @someguyfromwisconsin
    @someguyfromwisconsin Жыл бұрын

    Muckerberg actually sounds like a small town in central Germany. Well done, sir.

  • @stuart9096
    @stuart90963 жыл бұрын

    spiff: I have a lot of men. game: your wife is pregnant with another man's child. me: sounds like your wife has a lot of men to...

  • @aldm3232
    @aldm32323 жыл бұрын

    "Challenge"? Nothing is a challenge with the power of Yorkshire Tea 🇬🇧☕

  • @Xeridae
    @Xeridae3 жыл бұрын

    "And that's what we've accidentally done" *Doubt intensifies*

  • @moviestalker2134

    @moviestalker2134

    3 жыл бұрын

    X

  • @sniperduells
    @sniperduells3 жыл бұрын

    "Lovely, got a new daughter, you shall be Forgotten!"

  • @ManuuRondan
    @ManuuRondan3 жыл бұрын

    this game looks like so much fun, loving the ck videos! I need another 5 hour one!

  • @classmcsass1775
    @classmcsass17753 жыл бұрын

    You really deserve tea sponsors. Because of you my family and I have begun drinking tea and will probably never stop

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum46343 жыл бұрын

    From Reman, to Alzabo, and now to you, Spiff, the secret knowledge has been bestowed!

  • @dubstepking121
    @dubstepking1213 жыл бұрын

    I love how perfectly balanced this content is, good on you spif, I await your next video with my tea in ready, I may not have the pleasurer to try Yorkshire tea but I will make some tea to watch your videos

  • @Jackfrost2551
    @Jackfrost25513 жыл бұрын

    Fantastic video, I'm always ready to watch the next

  • @samgamer4183
    @samgamer41833 жыл бұрын

    First time I was this early.

  • @FtD2022

    @FtD2022

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same 416th liked

  • @defensivekobra3873

    @defensivekobra3873

    3 жыл бұрын

    Eee

  • @Ransama57hime

    @Ransama57hime

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ditto! 743 here! 😄

  • @tweetert.9978
    @tweetert.99783 жыл бұрын

    A brand new grand strategy game without DLC or major patches yet has EXPLOITS?!?! Spiff, this shouldn't be possible! I love it!

  • @mojmirheryan2720
    @mojmirheryan27203 жыл бұрын

    *starts playing as a german monarch* *Proceeds to renaming* "Okay, He won't be Heinrich, if we're going to asume total control of Europe..." *Sweating intensifies*

  • @plurk7397

    @plurk7397

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought would become mister smitler

  • @raffaeledivora9517

    @raffaeledivora9517

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@plurk7397 Madolf Hitter

  • @Beeboppering
    @Beeboppering3 жыл бұрын

    I don't know if it's on the table, but I would love to see a world conquest video!^^ By the way, this is a great video! The exploit is interesting and I think the music plus your voice and charm make for great white noise :) I love your stuff

  • @nathanhocking8073
    @nathanhocking80733 жыл бұрын

    Last time I was this early, spiff was exploiting the big bang

  • @mariokohler4916
    @mariokohler49162 жыл бұрын

    i was actually surprised to see how little monthly gold he got with his 200+ holdings. i‘m currently doing my first playthrough and hold only the kingdom of ireland, Iceland and two counties in Wales (not all directly but most of it via vassals) and i‘m up to 40+ gold per month. i would have expected him to get hundreds of gold each month. huh.

  • @haydenfarner5929

    @haydenfarner5929

    2 жыл бұрын

    How are u so good with ur first playthrough I played as Munster or something and have 4 gold per month but then get destroyed by raiders and neighbouring kingdoms it really pisses me off

  • @mariokohler4916

    @mariokohler4916

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@haydenfarner5929 well, it is my first playthrough in the sense that it is the first time i didn't crash and burn after a couple of years. i restarted the campaign several times, but it seems i got over the "hump" this time. so don't despair, you'll get there :-)

  • @meneldal

    @meneldal

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well there's a 90% reduction so 200 holdings only count as 20, not to mention he barely did anything to improve the income of his counties (building farms and the like).

  • @evanfiend

    @evanfiend

    Жыл бұрын

    This video came out 2 years ago. There have been MANY patches since, that have changed the mechanics of the game. Getting 40 gold as a king is garbage. I am the king of Ireland, making 91 gold a month, 5 men-at-arms, all maxed to 500 men.

  • @JacksonOwex

    @JacksonOwex

    Жыл бұрын

    @@evanfiend Antoine's comment is still also true!

  • @nonsenseimperialism2002
    @nonsenseimperialism20022 ай бұрын

    Great video Spiff!

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