When the Emperor says “You are the one from my dreams.” I like to imagine that in the case of Elon Husk, you’re his Sleep Paralysis Demon.

@therealdannymullen

4 жыл бұрын

Bahahaha. Great comment

@scarredchild

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, goodness no! 😂 As someone who experiences this phenomenon quite often, I will have double horrors to contend with during such moments.😪😲😨 I hope you're happy.🤨😜

@Aine_Evergreen

4 жыл бұрын

scarred child My sincerest apologies, hopefully you can enchant yourself some pajamas of chameleon, so at least he won’t be able to see you. 😅

@spazkingdom5637

4 жыл бұрын

You’ve had me rolling in laughter just now, fucking legend

@fkndonnie6476

4 жыл бұрын

scarred child if you haven’t already, get checked out for Narcolepsy and cataplexy. Neurologist/ Sleep Doctor should be able to get it figured out.

"Back when Bethesda made games other than just fronts for micro-transactions." *Horse armor flashbacks

@dielaberbrudergaming6288

4 жыл бұрын

which he has installed btw :D

@caseyzero

4 жыл бұрын

That's just regular transactions, though. "Buy this useless shit!" *player buys that useless shit* *player has all of that useless shit forever*

@toneberryking4438

4 жыл бұрын

And there was a problem with the horse armor....

@spartanmac911

4 жыл бұрын

Am I a fucking joke to you? ~Todd Howard

@derpydoggo8880

4 жыл бұрын

MacK Baker Yes. ~Literally Everybody

I have a correction, there is fishing in Oblivion There is underwater combat (unlike skyrim), and there are slaughterfish, therefore, you can fish by going in the water, and hitting a slaughterfish with a battleaxe

@Trigger0x10c

Жыл бұрын

Sega Bass Pro Fishing™: Battleaxe™ expansion pack

@Kenar.E

Жыл бұрын

Still don't understand why in Skyrim there is no underwater fighting.

@platypus96175

Жыл бұрын

@@Kenar.E try swinging a sword underwater

@Kenar.E

Жыл бұрын

@@platypus96175 that's why you don't swing, you thrust.

@khaz8460

Жыл бұрын

@@Kenar.E Bethesda got lazy. I'd also like to remind you that the battleaxes and warhammers in Skyrim use the same sneak attack animation with greatswords, meaning that there would be animation transition errors. They basically just couldn't be bothered to complete the combat and opted to rush the game instead. But what do you know, it ended up as game of the year anyways so my words are basically obsolete as far as opinions go

5:37 “he’s so ripped from trying to outrun all of the divorce lawyers” is my favorite line of this video

I think hitting rats with a katana is 50% of the Elder Scrolls experience.

@collinpyles8721

2 жыл бұрын

I'd strongly agree

@zackzollweg787

2 жыл бұрын

It's right up there with jumping out of the water while swimming

@Kattatonik7_yt

2 жыл бұрын

The other half is hitting undead things with various ranged fire.

@foofofdeath

2 жыл бұрын

Then add custom spells for the full elder scrolls experience

@patrickcovey4796

2 жыл бұрын

Also 20% the Foot Clan experience.

"as long as you're not a wanted criminal you can join" Perfect! He's an unwanted criminal

@gadegard8975

4 жыл бұрын

At the moment

@Sheovion

3 жыл бұрын

@Drew Taylor wait, you can escape?

@laurynrose6543

3 жыл бұрын

*sad violin noises*

@spindash64

3 жыл бұрын

That’s totally an album cover name

@Weed69420

3 жыл бұрын

999 likes >> 1k likes

Oblivion: "Freedom to craft spells!" Morrowind: "Hold my skooma."

@macheathers1861

Жыл бұрын

Gotta love the ability to create a jump 100 spell and launch the nerevarine into orbit. Elon would be proud.

@macheathers1861

Жыл бұрын

And the spells and potions stack so 100 is really not the limit.

@luisbenjamin8145

Жыл бұрын

@@macheathers1861 the neravarine achieved CHIM and made it everyone's problem in Morrowind

@macheathers1861

Жыл бұрын

@@luisbenjamin8145 Nerevarine: "You've been JUMPED!" Dagoth Ur: "...what?" Nerevarine: "The joke WENT OVER YOUR HEAD!"

@B-A-L

Жыл бұрын

Daggerfall: Oh how it feels to be forgotten :(

Can you imagine being the people watching these arena fights? Like you take a day off and buy a ticket just to watch a summoned dinosaur drag one of the fighters out of sight and kill him off stage 😆

@mcmerry2846

10 ай бұрын

Me today: Jumping to a column and shoot arrows with an enchanted bow 🏹 😂

Fun fact about the scaling in oblivion! It's Broken! Just like everything else. The level scaling in oblivion gives enemies more health and better gear as the player increases in level, as you'd expect, BUT the player's damage (in normal non-bug exploiting play) does not and cannot keep up with enemy health scaling. This reaches a point where single bandits can take several minutes to kill, and by that point the player has such strong defences and so many potions that they are effectively immortal. So combat turns into drawn out slug fests where NOBODY is doing any real damage. Like two turtles beating eachother to death with damp noodles. fun.

@michaelsotomayor5106

3 жыл бұрын

What's the ideal level to stay at, then? I'm at level 33 (I think), and I'm just now getting a full set of daedric armor and weapons (haven't ventured out into Oblivion yet, as I am avoiding the main quest currently). Until recently, fighting enemies was a real slog, as they tanked damage and dealt out truckloads of hurt. Now, it's starting to inverse, and once I can start enchanting my gear, I suspect I will start dropping enemies a lot faster. I look forward to being overpowered, so I'd rather not overlevel and ruin it.

@TheVacationist

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelsotomayor5106 I think the greatest damage output can be achieved with a fine iron dagger (for minimum weight) enchanted with 2-3 seconds of 100% weakness to magic, followed by a custom destruction spell with (from the bottom up - spell effects start from the bottom) 100% weakness to magic 2-3 secs, 1 sec paralysis, 100 drain health 2-3 secs, damage health 100 1 sec. These effects circumvent any elemental resistances too, with a fairly low spell cost. Then it's just 1 hit with dagger, followed by a casting or two of the "slayer palm" (name up to you). Anything goes down rather quickly. If you just wanna stab, you can enchant an amber weapon with 3*10 elemental damages + 1 sec soul trap. Pretty ok, but nothing compared to the above combo.

@pinkyuri5

3 жыл бұрын

counter: speed run the game.

@fenrisvermundr2516

3 жыл бұрын

My Elven Sword of Autism one hits most enemies. It deals 15 Fire for 5 Secs and 10 Lightning for 5 Secs while simultaneously causing them to jump up in the air.

@TheVacationist

3 жыл бұрын

@@fenrisvermundr2516 Wonder if that's a legal enchantment? But even so, let's see. That's eventually 125 elemental damage + the physical damage of the sword (my suggested sword would achieve 120 elemental damage in 4 cuts). Not great, not bad. My suggested dagger/destruction combo above, however, killed Jyggalag in 3 seconds (may have been less).

„How do I make lots of coin, fast?“ „The secret ingredient is crime“

@dooter4941

4 жыл бұрын

Just dupe a million poisoned apples like i did

@publicalias8172

4 жыл бұрын

@@dooter4941 nice! If im ever void of personality and want to ruin a good game I'll try that!

@TheIrishRushin

4 жыл бұрын

I like being poor, low level and minimal equipment with the difficulty jacked up. Role playing as a weak mortal makes my fun level go up.

@tex8564

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheIrishRushin who hurt you my guy?

@TheIrishRushin

4 жыл бұрын

@@tex8564 Make some sense my guy?

First time Oblivion players: "Is it possible to learn these powers?" TSB: "Not from an official walkthrough."

I love how exploting and exploits in oblivion are considered the game's flaw, yet in morrowind the possibilities of exploiting the shit out of the game is what is making the game amazing.

@icycoatl3185

Жыл бұрын

One of the first things I usually did was steal a big soul gem and make a machine gun amulet. Hundreds of shots add up even if they’re a few damage each…. Also not even an exploit but I made a pair of flying pants because there were basically no enchanted items to take up the pants slot.

@icycoatl3185

Жыл бұрын

@@Paladinfox Simply put, there isn't a cooldown on activating magic items. So I put a ranged attack spell (the maximum damage that I could get for 1 charge) in an amulet with a pretty big soul, equipped it, pointed at an enemy, and spammed click. The damage doesn't sound like a lot, but when you can do it 200 times in a row it adds up fast.

@brainkrieg1423

Жыл бұрын

The exploits on Oblivion are absolutely 100% not flaws, they're what make the game as good as it is

@mcmerry2846

10 ай бұрын

Not exploits, but features*

@JordanBlue1

Ай бұрын

Oblivions exploits make it fun. Games should let you do whatever you want.

Damn, I remember all the backlash Bethesda got for introducing horse armor. Now look at how DLC and micro transactions have evolved. It's a tragedy.

@visual_4ids396

4 жыл бұрын

Did you ever hear the tragedy of darth Activision the greedy

@jekyll138.5

4 жыл бұрын

Horse armor is the best dlc in the history of gaming.

@obijuanquenobi1911

3 жыл бұрын

Idk why people are pissed about the horse armor dlc. It’s the great dlc of all time

@StonyCarrot1001

3 жыл бұрын

Obi Wan Kenobi you have good wisdoms space Jesus

@whitepeter619

3 жыл бұрын

I was literally thinking about this at the start of the video lmao

"It was physically impossible for him to be seen" Fortunately

@Aikisbest

3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant XD

@joeys4485

2 жыл бұрын

Good idea

I actually loved Oblivion's archery system. I learned the arrow dro well enough to kill things that were down a hallway that started at the top of a staircase, or behind buildings, or even so far away you couldn't see them anymore.

@vanessalawson68

Жыл бұрын

I played as Archer too and loved it. Did all the main quests as Archer. Naturally I play as Archer in Skyrim too.

@Chuckvsfrank1232

Жыл бұрын

Found the stealth archers

@tomkimmel8157

7 күн бұрын

Apple on a tree stump from long range increased my marksmanship. Was like huh I wonder if I can hit this from distance and yup.

Oblivion has two of the best mods I have ever played. One was where you got to see Kvatch being rebuilt (every time you went back the houses and cathedral were in more advanced states of construction) and the other was when you went back in time and the world map is more simpler to reflect this and has one of the best starts and endings to a story ever! You also get to keep the Anciet Greek inspired armour!

For anyone who's curious like me, if you spend time in jail, you stay there for one day for every 100 gold on your bounty. That means Elon Husk spent a little over 2 years in prison. And I guess the Oblivion Crisis just kinda... waited for him.

@robertt223

4 жыл бұрын

Doesn't it allways?

@thomasbosworth8013

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertt223 You're not wrong

@robertt223

4 жыл бұрын

Odd beacuse the logic would follow that the player causes it to reach that point. Guess its not a real crisis till you start following a dead emperors prophecies....

@thomasbosworth8013

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertt223 Do you think that means the timelines the player dies in turn out totally fine?

@mykubaka

4 жыл бұрын

Elon Husk is the Oblivion Crisis

I remember playing oblivion. I used a single spell I made through most the game. Decrease Health by 100 on touch for 1 second. I called it Touch of Death because it pretty much killed everything but the higher level enemies.

@no_opinion1065

2 жыл бұрын

same, I just put soul trap with it

@libtarddestroyer3068

2 жыл бұрын

"step of death" "kick of death"

@austa10

2 жыл бұрын

@@libtarddestroyer3068 love regular show

@nfinityfarm6242

2 жыл бұрын

My dad made a spell called Fart Lighter because it was fire damage 100 on touch and he would sneak up and touch their asses. So yeah he set their farts on fire and killed the whole of Cyrodil

@Desertpunk5178

2 жыл бұрын

Soul trap with drain endurance helps 10 times

The spell creation thing is so unique, and now I'm kind of hoping it will be in Elder Scrolls VI.

@propheinx2250

2 жыл бұрын

In the form of scroll creation at the very least.

@pleasestfu4801

2 жыл бұрын

Create a Spell: $0.99

@SonofTiamat

2 жыл бұрын

The Elder Scrolls: LXXVI

@lefroste6370

Жыл бұрын

most of the cool stuff was taken out because they couldnt figure out a way to balance it (bethesda dont know how to balance games)

@SCORCHED-EARTH

8 ай бұрын

​@@pleasestfu4801here, take this...💣

You know it’s broken in a good way when this man makes a whole 30 minutes video on how to break it and still have fun

I remember my first time going through oblivion as a kid. No need for all this convoluted stuff, I just made a spell that gave me 100% armor which makes nothing able to kill you. Then, I added other effects, and started making spells that buffed my stats. It got to the point where I had spells that cost so much mana, that I needed other spells that buffed my intelligence, just to cast them. Then I had all these spells that stacked one on top of the other to give myself godlike stats, invulnerability, and the ability to nuke everything in a huge radius with every element type at once. Because I was a kid, I named them all after DBZ stuff, like the buffs were levels of super saiyan, the spells were spirit bombs, etc. Good memories.

@captainrocket9915

2 жыл бұрын

That just sounds like a fun time! Love it!

@protogenhorde8515

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a fun childhood memory!

@VincentSaan

2 жыл бұрын

Lol you turned oblivion into morrowind basicly, fond memories of making inteligence potions cycle till you reach god tier haha

@keyanklupacs6333

2 жыл бұрын

Doesn't armor cap at 80% (or was it 85%) damage reduction? And that wouldn't reduce frost, shock, fire, magicka or poison damage.

@keyanklupacs6333

2 жыл бұрын

@Dr. Bright No.

My favorite Oblivion spell was glow on self, fire damage on self 5 pt per sec, heal self 5pt per sec and paralysis on self. (Lasted 120 seconds) The result was a glitch where my character collapsed in on himself becoming puddle of burning flesh. I named it Camp Fire.

@KarmasAB123

4 жыл бұрын

That actually sounds pretty awesome :D

@sexualpest6471

4 жыл бұрын

OK that's epic

@WeirdTroll666

4 жыл бұрын

This explains what campfires are

@intensellylit4100

4 жыл бұрын

Ee

@karoljones7455

4 жыл бұрын

That's insane

I have sweet memories of playing Oblivion. Like always making a pure white/blue tipped Khajiit by messing heavily with the sliders and going into a basement and being jumpscared by a zombie and accidently quitting the game in fear.

I adore Oblivion and I played Skyrim, but the writing for Oblivion quests was largely more diverse and fun in my opinion

@davetheunshaved4552

5 ай бұрын

Olivion definitely had more "gotcha" moments and plot twists. A quest in oblivion often did not end the way you think it would. Can't really say that about skyrim, although I still love skyrim quests no matter what anyone says

I remember not knowing the level up schematics in oblivion and straight up beating the game at level 2

@thewootpanda

2 жыл бұрын

Same but only because of rubber banding. I didnt wanna spend 3 weeks hitting someone with a sword at level 356

@LouisBear112

2 жыл бұрын

Ahahahaha I literally did the same thing. This made me laugh so hard

@smalltrashman4227

2 жыл бұрын

@@thewootpanda level 34 is max

@user-hz5fn5qk1o

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a joke

@alaranarmstrong3718

2 жыл бұрын

@@smalltrashman4227 you can cheese leveling by going to jail and reducing your skills. Then you can level the skills again and level up.

Fun fact about the first exploit: you can actually do this much earlier. after character creation, as long as you don't go to the cell door where the elf starts the script for the start of the game, you can crouch down and run into the left side of the hidden door that the blades open for Patrick Stewart. Any time I start a new game on oblivion, I get 100 sneak before I have even started the game properly.

@surclingjrdn

2 жыл бұрын

But if you over level a stat you waste level up bonuses for stats q.q

@surclingjrdn

2 жыл бұрын

@Rocraft5239 2x a level increase for a skill = +1 to the attribute which governs that stat next level up. Pick a main skill from each attribute, that you only use to level. Get +5 to stats each level by playing smart. Its effortless for some...Oops i mean, yes.

@jao.3815

2 жыл бұрын

@Triften The "hard mode" of oblivion is make a strong Poison, hit someone, and cast invisibility

@tgnm9615

2 жыл бұрын

How long it took you to reach from 0 to 100 Sneak?

@keyanklupacs6333

2 жыл бұрын

@Rocraft5239 uh ya lmao

Making the full armor set that gives 100% camouflage is all you need.

@casvandijck9338

Жыл бұрын

You need one ring of Invisibility, that's all you need, and you can enchant the armor in other beneficial ways.

Am I the only one who’s started on Skyrim and went back to Oblivion and enjoyed it? Granted I only had that old Xbox for one more year before selling it when I had Oblivion so I only got to do one full play through and haven’t bought it on steam yet, but I really enjoyed it.

Emperor: I have foreseen my death. Spiff: *saves his life Emperor: :O

@KainaX122

4 жыл бұрын

Game: "That. . . That's not supposed to happen. . . _What do we do?!?_ "

@lightningphoenix7155

4 жыл бұрын

@@KainaX122 I did that once. The game didn't like it very much. The Emperor died anyway.

When I was a teenager I found a money exploit in oblivion which I've never seen anyone else mention. Basically you have to become a vampire and complete the quest to cure yourself, it's best to do this after level 20 because I beleive that's the level that quest rewards max out. Save before you get to the final hand in of the quest when the vampire count (I cannot remember his name) gives you the cash as a quest reward. Exit out of the dialogue and talk to him again, you'll notice the option to ask for a reward is still highlighted. Ask for tge reward again and, you guessed it. You will be given the cash reward a second time. Keep doing this as long as you like but do remember that the npc will walk back to his bedroom if you stop opening up dialogue with him, so grab as much money as you want knowing that you can't leave and come back for more. Also, i found this on the xbox 360 back in like 2010, so i have no idea if the glitch is present on all platforms or if it still exists at all.

@pyro1438

3 жыл бұрын

this one is pretty well known

@StockHonda

3 жыл бұрын

Best way to make money is to buy atleast two spell scrolls Then click on them (dont leave the menu) then drop a single item and watch it duplicate

@jannevihattula6970

3 жыл бұрын

Or then just do the duplication glich

@rasheedgreen6972

2 жыл бұрын

You're talking about the count of skingrad

@Dravianpn02

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite is the spell copy glitch. Still unpatched. But the most fun was the arrow glitch before it was patched.

I still remember making a stealthy archer that could jump up to rooftops in a single bound and kill just about anything with one arrow. Easily spent about 4 or 5 hundred hours in that game.

There’s a notch in the wall behind the tutorial skeleton where it teaches you to sneak. That’s how I did this exploit during a day of high school, lol.

9:33 Almost kissed an assassin there

@Johncruel

4 жыл бұрын

S p I f f

@Johncruel

4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit what is your opinion on hot cocoa?

@maxdv6136

4 жыл бұрын

I always knew that Sir Spiff was a romantic one

@nannerdunlocke1231

4 жыл бұрын

I always wondered if you used the Lovers Kiss on these specific assasins?

@KingZealotTactics

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that's a console command. XD

"Tea and...water." I mean, water is just tea that has been steeped the absolute least amount of time as possible. So this checks out.

@cardigansrule

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry I cannot accept this definition. In the same way that a glass of gin with absolutely zero vermouth cannot be considered a martini (though I may prefer it)

@cardigansrule

4 жыл бұрын

the same way a single slice of bread cannot be considered a sandwich

@MrCaptainTea

4 жыл бұрын

@@cardigansrule agreed

@wickederebus

4 жыл бұрын

@@cardigansrule cut the slice in half? Or is it one of those mini loafs that you tear open horizontally and put stuff in and have a sandwich from?

@caranoron

4 жыл бұрын

@@wickederebus If you cut the slice in half, one of those two sides can not be called a sandwich. He never said that you cant make a sandwich from 1 slice of bread. He was talking about how water is not tea, because tea is much more than just water just like how a sandwich is much more than just a single slice of bread.

I love how the game doesnt let you equip the enchanted rings again after doing the exploit, almost like a safeguard so it doesnt risk resetting or somehow screwing up the boost XD

18:07 this man is shopping as if he prepared for MTVs Welcome To My Crib 💪🤣

I loved how you could upgrade your jump ability and eventually could jump over houses to escape maddened guards! Wish they had jump upgrades in Skyrim!

@XaadeTheBlade

Жыл бұрын

If you make your jump height higher in Skyrim any method, you can jump higher, but at the peak of your jump you just stop and hover. Moving at all causes you to fall as if you created an invisible temporary platform.

@Space.Ghost.

Жыл бұрын

No need, just head to the local lumber mill.

@Tc4ify

Жыл бұрын

Not just that, eventually you could jump over city walls and sometimes you would get catapulted thousands of feet into the air, then of course promptly dying on landing because acrobatics is in the true Bethesda fashion broken like almost everything else, lol (it was supposed to make you immune to fall damage at a certain value, but a glitch in the formula prevents that from happening).

@Space.Ghost.

Жыл бұрын

@@Tc4ify pound like six netch jellies and enjoy the ride.

@512TheWolf512

Жыл бұрын

In morrowind, the game gives you 3 scrolls that you can use to jump ACROSS THE MAP not 10 minutes after starting a fresh character

The only one of these glitches/exploits I ever did was the duplication glitch. I used it to flood the streets of every city with cheese. Sheogorath had the right idea.

@rowannyooom6958

4 жыл бұрын

The best use for these types of exploits

@learnmore8771

4 жыл бұрын

CHEESE! CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!

@user-ys3jq3uf4p

4 жыл бұрын

Me, who is Sheogorath:great job mortal

@DrPacman

4 жыл бұрын

or the worm made of shields

@dampesthydra7422

4 жыл бұрын

The hero of Kvatch becomes Sheogorath, right? So I mean...

Man I'm still to small brain to beat oblivion

Funniest part is around 11:00 he says “there’s no fishing in this game” yet about a year later fishing is in Skyrim

He wasnt sneaking around the rats, they were just avoiding him.

@dustypaladin9216

4 жыл бұрын

he was, it showed when he attacked and it was a sneak attack

@Mangk89

4 жыл бұрын

@@dustypaladin9216 yOu HEaR ThAt? Woooosh that the sound of the joke over your head

@parkerthemad8509

4 жыл бұрын

Dustin Wallenmeyer r/whoosh

"You want him to be your friend.. he is after all the most powerful being alive.." Be careful, saying things like that is bound to draw Reanu Keeves' attention.

@tank2543

4 жыл бұрын

Or Shaggy"s.

@Graknorke

4 жыл бұрын

Keanu Reeves memes are just normie zoomers trying to launder Chuck Norris memes, change my mind.

@caranoron

4 жыл бұрын

@@Graknorke They are talking about Reanu Keeves most powerful being alive in skyrim. I have no idea what is going with shaggy tho, guess i missed that meme.

@lobselvith7828

4 жыл бұрын

Lets be a real...any oblivion character can be stronger than any skyrim character due to how broken oblivion spells are...

@GryphonB

4 жыл бұрын

@@caranoron skyrim potions are broken too and the enchantment

4 years later and I come across this fantastic narrator, and video… Whilst drinking coffee.

“Out into the wider world of Skyrim” this is the effects of Tod Howard sickness

"Well, I came here to watch a fight, but one of the combatants just summoned a Daedra and jumped through a wall."

@blakesimmons5130

4 жыл бұрын

Money well spent😂👏

@genericname4206

4 жыл бұрын

xD

"I turned all the audio off!! Why are you playing?" Working as intended.

@simplychuck2337

4 жыл бұрын

It's not a bug it's a feature

@opangular5509

4 жыл бұрын

It just works

@thethievesdomain8360

4 жыл бұрын

Just needs a $100 a year subscription and it'll be done!

@ZelosSama

4 жыл бұрын

The lies in its infancy

1:40 I got scared as i was sipping on my tea right at that moment

I found this glitch on my own years ago and I still love it on play throughs :) I always made my base speed around 500 or so then use restoration on myself to fly and not die. Also you can use destruction skills to drain your skill and increase your base stats without the green bar by simply seeing a novice in the skill you're draining, doing that will increase your max level.

4:13 "slightly depressed Severus Snape" So... Just Severus Snape?

@Mister_BIack

2 жыл бұрын

He wasn't depressed, he was a single mother.

@dutchcorners

2 жыл бұрын

Na fam it's Paul from mitten squad

My good sir, I am an American Coffee drinker but I drop a like and share every time. You're a genius and I love the selection of games you choose to break because you make all my favorite games look easy. I just have to wonder if you've ever thought of breaking Dragon age. I played though the vanilla rule following way and it's was rough, I'd love to see you make it look easy

Coming back to watch this video in 2021 you realize how much spiff has become much more aggressive to coffee drinkers

My favorite was the enchantment system. Making a sword to burn, freeze and shock someone while making them fly way was the best!

@x_me_x6526

2 жыл бұрын

I need to know how you did this!!!!

@bendalgliesh2866

2 жыл бұрын

That's just chaos damage on an inferior game

@mister_silent6

Жыл бұрын

@@bendalgliesh2866 "Inferior"

@cryokinesismc

Жыл бұрын

@@bendalgliesh2866 “Inferior”

@fVcker1

Жыл бұрын

@@bendalgliesh2866 "Inferior"

Your character looks like a depressed emo version of Phineas from Phineas and Ferb

@evaleeconklin9226

4 жыл бұрын

He looks more like Snape

@yarinice1

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like my Dark Souls OC

@Jordanectomy

4 жыл бұрын

He looks more like Ferb tbh, cus of his massive nose...

@jacobderp1667

4 жыл бұрын

Wrong. That is a photo realistic 3d model of zach hadel, also known as psychicpebbles.

@timothycarr6507

3 жыл бұрын

Character? you mean all-powerful being, Elon Husk?

A buddy of mine in college introduced me to the wonderful world of console commands in Oblivion. We set each of our attributes to around 3000 and just flew everywhere by jumping into space. Glorious good fun

"She's got the head of a fish" -The Spiffing Brit, 2021

"Yorkshire tea is the only approved beverage to drink while watching this." Me, casually sipping water. Slowly puts the water down. "If you're drinking coffee, I'm going to judge you greatly, I'm going to judge you a lot. The only allowed beverages are Tea and Water." Me, picks up the water again and resumes drinking.

@jacklang3314

4 жыл бұрын

I'm so glad I found some Yorkshire tea at the shops, it's a lot cheaper than Twinings and is much better.

@callmeriggy

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacklang3314 Oh man. Yorkshire Gold is available in Canada via Amazon. So, gonna have to try this because Spif is always mentioning it.

@jacklang3314

4 жыл бұрын

@@callmeriggy Sadly I only have the normal Yorkshire, haven't found Gold at all in Australia.

@Nobody-vr5nl

4 жыл бұрын

Beer is kinda water right? I mean, its only 8% alcohol by volume.

@frozenwafflezz122

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nobody-vr5nl I guess...? It keeps you hydrated at least

“The game doesn’t want you to sneak and archery is terrible” Me who has a sneaky archer build: *um*

@sirprize5191

3 жыл бұрын

Only good with magic arrows that are limited, even then you might as well be a magic dmg mage. Lots of enemies will prolly take 8-20 arrows with best non enchanted stuff and maxed archery + agility. (for high lvls) Regular daedric melee will hit as hard per swing as the daedric bow essentially, and those become painful too very easily

@kermitlaranja

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirprize5191 just use permanent enchantments to get your intelligence to 1000 and create a godlike spell. voyla

@Ame_667

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao frrrr, I love archery

@yellakush4206

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirprize5191 that's literally the build I went with

@sirprize5191

3 жыл бұрын

@@yellakush4206 Breaking Oblivion will always be a custom spell with Weakness to magic %100 and weakness to all or one elemental dmg 100% in one spell. The highest dmg possible.

Spiff, I'd love to see you do more Oblivion videos. You're absolutely hilarious and honestly, most helpful to my cheaty exploity self.

I tried to play Oblivion a few years ago but didn't read any of the tutorials and hated it and I recently picked it up again and I absolutely love it so far

16:28 "This lady can teach you spells" That's a dude, dude.

@sakura7639

4 жыл бұрын

That comment actually made me laugh, though.

@Chris.S.XIIVMCMXCII

4 жыл бұрын

I cried for a whole week after reading this

@AChunkyDog

4 жыл бұрын

@@Chris.S.XIIVMCMXCII I've been crying for 2 months

@manofthehour8945

4 жыл бұрын

It's 2020 or 2019 you can be whoever, a he, she, zim, bop

@AChunkyDog

4 жыл бұрын

@@manofthehour8945 Doowop Doo doo Doowop

10:34 “Out into the wider world of Skyrim” Cyrodiil: Am I a joke to you?

@Mendoza-yi6qk

4 жыл бұрын

Skyrim players in a nutshell.

@emailname8624

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mendoza-yi6qk Skyrim isn't even the best one.

@latewizard301

4 жыл бұрын

@@emailname8624 i mean Morrowind is still pretty good IMO i have played Skyrim more than i'd like to admit but when i tried Morrowind (like last year maybe?) I fell in love. I started with Oblivion in 2011 tho, it was my first RPG

@Mendoza-yi6qk

4 жыл бұрын

@@latewizard301 the main problem with Morrowind is that: It was made for players back in the day. No questmarker, you must find everything on your own, etc (like Dark Souls).Not many players have the courage to play such games, because of time and that they are not used to it. Just the Tribunal DLC is a very good example for that. Nobody takes your hand and says there is the main story. You must puzzle everything together..

@latewizard301

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mendoza-yi6qk yeah that can be shit at times. Today it's not a problem since we have mods to fix it or the wiki

I a spell that 25 shock damage range with 50 drain magic, 25 drain health, 10 second Paralysis and 10 seconds Soul Trap. Another was Death's Embrace with caused 25 Frost damage, 50 Drain Stamina, 25 drain health, 10 seconds paralysis and 10 seconds Soul Trap. This one i can't remember if it had slowed or was a weapon I made in Skyrim, same spell enchantments and name. Though I was challenged by my brother to create a unique but devastating spell, but I got bored and my restartiritis started up. Moved to Skyrim later on.

In that same room with the rats used to exploit sneaking, in one corner the roof sags down a little. Standing under it and spam jumping increases acrobática extremely quickly. I got level 40 sneak and acrobatics in just over 2 hours. Edit: Make sure you keep moving into the córner as you’re jumping, otherwise the roof will push you away and your jump will be higher/longer and mean slower skill increase

"This item is one of a kind!" Me: Uh huh. Yep. *double clicks scroll pile of 200 and drops item*

@xvrckjj

4 жыл бұрын

how i can get 200 scrolls pile??

@ravemaster7723

4 жыл бұрын

TheDragonLegacy I’ve been doing that exploit since the game came out 😂😂

@Sacrifice117

4 жыл бұрын

@@xvrckjj get 2 scrolls and one scroll. double click 2 scroll pile and drop 1 scroll. rinse and repeat until 200

@TheDragonLegacy

4 жыл бұрын

Favorite thing to do was get my biggest pile and do it with an expensive ring and have it rain gold rings worth 8k where it lags so badly that the frames begin to clear up as you pick them up. Ah the memories.

Spiff: "allow me to speed up this proccess" also Spiff: *types "kiss" instead of "kill"*

@gavindillon1486

4 жыл бұрын

Kiss the emperor before he fucking dies

@bigpurpleflower2185

4 жыл бұрын

I'd frick the emperor

@ahuman9940

4 жыл бұрын

"make love, not war"

@theshiftybloke4672

4 жыл бұрын

Oh hey, glad we noticed it

@mrmadness278

4 жыл бұрын

He's in shock. What he meant was kill (Book of Eli)

Just watching this while drinking a nice mug of tea with a little honey in it and wrapped in three soft blankets with a cat purring on my lap. It's beautiful

2:17 it's because the intro is just it playing an mp4 file and they didn't add functionality for the game engine to mute mp4 play back

10:34 "out into the world of skyrim"... wait what :D

@GordonLittell

4 жыл бұрын

Never caught that, wow I'm a special biscuit

@Arvac

4 жыл бұрын

i did notice that

@ispuddy2462

3 жыл бұрын

I looked in the comments just to see if other people noticed

@blainemarquise

3 жыл бұрын

Technically correct

@MrMC2010MC

3 жыл бұрын

@@blainemarquise haha not bad. Didn't look at it that way

“So ripped from outrunning all the divorce lawyers”. The character creation bit could’ve been a video on its own.

Fun fact, you can level your sneak to max before triggering the NPC across from you to start speaking (which triggers the emperor to arrive). I used to play on PS3 back in the day so I got into position and used a hair tye to keep the thumbstick moving and just left the room to do chores or watch TV for a while. You can do the same thing in a house in Whiterun too. Leave the auto walk or hair tye on thumbstick at a specific spot and you'll continue walking instead of stopping at the wall

You are the only reason I started to play Oblivion again. And yeah the sneak exploit really feel like 2000 years XD

@casvandijck9338

Жыл бұрын

You should go into town and pick a site with a lot of citizens to sneak into a wall. The more people around you, the faster you'll level. I think you'll crank it down to a thousand years :P

I felt like a genius when I figured out 100% chameleon as a kid. Just as I did figuring out 100% Magicka reduction for spells in Skyrim as a teenager, Kamehameha'ing my way through the rest of the game.

@propheinx2250

2 жыл бұрын

I remember reducing magic cost in Skyrim. I didn't do it to cast spells, because by then I'd already realized they all kinda suck. I did it so my absorb health and stamina sword would stop draining charges. Enchanted warrior is so OP in Skyrim.

Even Elon Husk’s own eyes are trying to get divorced

Literally bought Oblivion because of this video, thanks Spiff

God I remember playing oblivion for the first time and figuring out one of the spots for the sneak exploit. I used a screwdriver to hold down W and went to dinner for an hour or so hahaha

Brit: “out into the wild world of skyrim” Oblivion fans: *anger*

*EVEN HUSK'S EYES WANTED A DIVORCE*

@oddgod136

4 жыл бұрын

You absolute legend 👏👏

THE CHARACTER CREATION SECTION HAD ME DEAD!!!

I loved the magic making in Oblivion and wished they had did the same in Skyrim.

35:55 Spiff: High fives the lantern on the way out of the arena Me: Instant nostalgia

@thatonekid640

4 жыл бұрын

I loves doing that

@JeremyFinch42

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, I do that all the time.

@Alegost1

4 жыл бұрын

i always thought i was the only one childish enough to do that xD

@JeremyFinch42

4 жыл бұрын

@@Alegost1 No man, once I found out that some bits of the terrain can be interacted with in such a way (like vines in the underground dungeons) I just went around slapping whatever I could for fun. It's not childish, it's 500 IQ.

"-and trust me, you do want to be his friend, he is the most powerful being alive" *[ Reanu Keeves hated that. ]*

@VORASTRA

2 жыл бұрын

well, Skyrim takes place multiple centuries after Oblivion, so it makes sence

@rednoodleoffate

2 жыл бұрын

@@VORASTRA The Powerful One knows not the constraints of mortality.

@dragonslayerornstein2361

2 жыл бұрын

@@VORASTRA reanu keeves is immortal

@VORASTRA

2 жыл бұрын

@@dragonslayerornstein2361 he wasn't just born yet

@dragonslayerornstein2361

2 жыл бұрын

@@VORASTRA he was but he didn't want to attract attention

"Too busy running away to care about you" Ah, like my dad!

I fuking love this video bro it’s been 2 years and u still make me laugh I really appreciate u bro and all the oblivion fans this is still my favorite game ever just because of nostalgia

"Nobody knows how to use a bow" - sad, custom enchanted bows and arrows are some of the greatest cheese to be had in the game

@spindash64

4 жыл бұрын

My only excursion into the realm of the Daedra so far devolved into my running away from the freaky armor man and pelting arrows at him I’ve started a new file since then, but even with like 30 agility, I bet I’ll devolve to that strat again eventually

@thesuperbslidewhistler312

3 жыл бұрын

I like to put an AOE fire effect on mine so it’s sort of like the explosive .50 anti-material rifle ammunition from fallout: New Vegas

the 25% chameleon spell doesn't stack, you just reset the timer back every time you cast it, you need to make separate spells which will all apply the same effect if you want them to stack.

@nickhebert8829

3 жыл бұрын

Silly guy, you don’t need to stack chameleon. You can just use 25% on all pieces of your equipment and can be rendered more than completely invisible at 125% chameleon, I’ve done it, I was sure most people that got to use the wizards tower in oblivion have already tried it. You’ll walk straight up to someone punch them and they’ll still ask who’s there?

@sebastienmorin9020

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickhebert8829 Sounds like my favorite game of 2006 alright!

@buritomaster

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickhebert8829 but he is talking about the scroll that was shown in the video.

“I’m awful, which means I’m fuel for awe.” -Bilbo Baggins

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

Yes.

If you drop a paint brush in Oblivion it freezes in place. So you can use paint brushes to build a bridge into the mages guild lol

16:29: "Now this lady..." Calindil literally instantly stopped smiling

Spiff: *Playing oblivion* Also spiff: 10:34

@PogoDarnexx

4 жыл бұрын

Haha he got confused there I think, the Graphics and all are just to simular I guess xD

@Snubspore9

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he was making a joke

This was very entertaining and made me want to play the game again. Thank you

Me diverti muito com esse jogo, ótimas lembranças e ótima trilha sonora.

'Has completely overpowered skills' 'Nearly gets crushed by the first enemy in the arena'

@DoktrDub

4 жыл бұрын

MCLERA it’s countless times overpowered for any level 6 character lol

@spankthatbutt

4 жыл бұрын

MCLERA Lmaooooo man wut I was so mad

I played both, and both have a beautiful, buggy, and downright "interesting" place in my heart

@naab_bird

2 жыл бұрын

They're a beautiful Buggy mess

@abemudokon9497

2 жыл бұрын

Try morrowind

@devdecker7812

2 жыл бұрын

@@abemudokon9497 all three games are beautiful . Morrowind especially . Speed boost yeet yourself across the entire country

@xBINARYGODx

2 жыл бұрын

​@@abemudokon9497 just as buggy, broken, and full of issues as the other two, or was that your point? Anyway - mods are a wonderful thing.

@KuueenKumi

2 жыл бұрын

Right? Why limit yourself to one Todd Howard magnum opus when you can play two on modern consoles/PCs! In all seriousness, they're both totally different fun fantasy experiences, with the same amount of derpy antics. Oblivion has derpy NPCs, Skyrim has derpy exploits

We used to do the sneak exploit with the first goblin you come across. He will just stand by his fire.

played skyrim 10 years ago, played oblivion the start of the year abs actually really enjoyed it after i got past the graphics of the time

I'm not sure I'm on board with "Elon Husk". He looks more like a "Bister Mean" to me

@JeremyFinch42

4 жыл бұрын

*L I S T E R B E A N*

@Poofinaround

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!!

@keithmichael9965

4 жыл бұрын

Alack Badder!

@Cowboy.underwater

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like drake.

@mshirzady3747

4 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly (well almost.i just thought he looked remarkably like the Great and Almighty Mr.Bean

_the distant sound of falling scrolls echoes across Nirn, even to this day._

@redmoon383

4 жыл бұрын

You kidding? It's the only way I play lol.

@joeys4485

2 жыл бұрын

Ugggggh tldr

using emerald rings for this exploit is incredibly appropriate

I loved both skyrim and oblivion. Every time I play both I get really nostalgic.

4:10 - You realize you've created Kylo Ren from Star Wars?

@Giffsen

4 жыл бұрын

Rylo Ken*

@LordTakahashi

4 жыл бұрын

@@Giffsen Yes yes of course, my apologies! 😜