*Sees a guy literally one-shotting 10 Elder dragons out of the sky* "YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE."

@ademasdanjuro

3 жыл бұрын

Goes away with 200 gold and poop on his pants like a boss

@GuaptamusPrime

3 жыл бұрын

Time bandits FTW

@SkyCardis

3 жыл бұрын

"Lets mug em!"

@sahave5042

3 жыл бұрын

SkyCardis What do muggers do

@SkyCardis

3 жыл бұрын

@@sahave5042 They-they mug people.

A comment to remind everyone that this guy literally pretended to be sponsored by Yorkshire tea until they bowed down and actually sponsored him. Literal legend. One of the stories I will tell my grand children.

@Jordan_C_Wilde

3 жыл бұрын

When did this Happen ?

@Thecarianknight

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jordan_C_Wilde In his 1 million subcriber video they finally sponsored him

@giu-

3 жыл бұрын

@@Thecarianknight really?

@murii_desu1436

3 жыл бұрын

@@giu- yup, go watch it

@Sunstar-yf7sv

3 жыл бұрын

It was the best video he has ever made 😂

That was absolutely perfect. In the middle of the opening, as you said Todd Howard "never made a mistak---" KZread crashed.

"There was an incident, wasn't there?" "Yes, Tolfdir, I commited a war crime in your school!" That exchange sums up Skyrim perfectly.

@kirbylietz8377

Жыл бұрын

And America

@gutenkek6420

Жыл бұрын

John the Joyful

@Skullhawk13

10 ай бұрын

@@kirbylietz8377 hey now, America didn't sign any warcrime treaties. So please, call it an atrocity, which is accurate, rather than a warcrime, which is not. You have to sign the treaty for it to be actually valid.

@XDLlama880

8 ай бұрын

"there was an incident?" Spiff who commited several war crimes: uhhh, yeah suure fucking perfect

@Willrocs

2 ай бұрын

It’s not a war crime the first time

Bethesda is is literally infinite content for you. They don’t have a game that doesn’t have hundreds of game breaking exploits

@irispettson

3 жыл бұрын

it's free real estate

@regarded9702

3 жыл бұрын

The Spiffing Brit the freer the tea, the freer the people

@jerkyswiner2158

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Do a wii sports video

@jakethreesixty

3 жыл бұрын

Until he exploits every single Bethesda game, including IHRA Drag Racing 2005, I will remain unimpressed.

@rogercoulombe3613

3 жыл бұрын

@@regarded9702 Then we shall make the tea as free as possible... by releasing it in the harbor.

When you watch so much Spiff content that when he says, "Keanu Reaves" you stop for a second because something doesn't sound right about that.

@GoGet3

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit i forgot his name for like an hour because of Reanu Keeves

@jerkyswiner2158

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Do a wii sports video

@brandonlaird6876

3 жыл бұрын

My parents have to stop and have a think every time I say Reanu Keeves. I just continue on like nothing happened. They can't quite figure out what is wrong with it. However, what they don't know is that Reanu Keeves has secretly been visiting their dreams, and I'm channeling his godly ability of Inception.

@CrazyCorey-tx2gy

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit I feel the same XD

@jamalecar4790

3 жыл бұрын

I was about to post this same comment, but then thought to myself that there's no way someone else didn't say it first.

“Can you beat Skyrim with only magic?” Me with my 352nd Mage Build: “Wait was that not what we were supposed to do?”

@sainttay1310

2 жыл бұрын

Good

@ivanvoloder8114

2 жыл бұрын

Yes you can.

@randorookie8587

Жыл бұрын

Yup

@cabriskus4700

Жыл бұрын

I only play as a mage!!

@randorookie8587

Жыл бұрын

@@cabriskus4700 it’s the best way to play plus you can play Fashion Scrolls and suffer no drawbacks to your build at all

Spiffing: Creates an immortal Also Spiffing: Creates a poison that kills the immortal

@alexbeau7908

2 ай бұрын

The funny thing is, when he tried to test the damaging potion by swapping his armor to the Yorkshire Tea Gold, he actually forgot to swap to it.

Todd howard didn't say "It just works." He said "It JUST works." Because it barely works

@Alizudo

3 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY. People don't even understand the overused joke.

@leviv1319

3 жыл бұрын

@Landen Watts yeah this exactly

@Adino1

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, I never considered it that way before.

@thenordiqsomm

3 жыл бұрын

This is probably to funny because I'm on skooma atm

@jjs8426

3 жыл бұрын

Haha!

"The College with decide your fate" "I AM the College!"

@stalker_mg4291

3 жыл бұрын

It's treason, then. FUS RO DAH

@TaurusTheCrazyBull

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine meeting Neloth with the amount of power Reanu Keeves has and him saying he is the most powerful wizard you will ever meet

@BensonMTG

3 жыл бұрын

Dew it.

@somegenerichandle

3 жыл бұрын

In my save i married that dark elf destruction master, since my character was also a female dark elf. Then when she'd be following she'd get hit and inevitably i'd get kicked out of my own college. B-)

that thief mugging a demigod who is literally obliterating elder dragons like it was nothing is now my favorite moment in game history lmao

@sandorfalusi3486

Жыл бұрын

That thief has the biggest brass balls in history, seeing a flock of 10 elder dragons, and saying to himself "Ah, yes, a perfect spot for some mugging!"

@jilliamwohn2666

Жыл бұрын

the demigod simply saying "i dont have time for this" as he's being robbed in broad daylight

@catodes1295

10 ай бұрын

They're muggers, what'd you expect?

Tip for anybody trying to grind Destruction magic: I did it by having an NPC heal in one hand and a low-level Destruction spell in the other. And then having basically infinite magicka like Spiff here. Used on an NPC that was stuck in a river trying to get out of it. Constantly healing and hurting them so they never die. No, I don't think that basically amounts to horrendous torture than violates the Geneva Convention, why do you ask?

@whereismysiphi

2 жыл бұрын

Technically the Geneva Convention only applies during wartime. Ergo, so long as you weren't both soldiers on different sides of the Imperial/Stormcloak divide, it wasn't a warcrime.

@noahhastings6145

2 жыл бұрын

The Geneva Suggestions are irrelevant

@reaperoflife113

2 жыл бұрын

@@whereismysiphi They actually can be applied outside of wartime (at least as the term is used in the classical sense), and have been before actually.

@JesusMcPleasus

2 жыл бұрын

Dual cast with impact is the first character I played. That plus the chance for lightning to turn things into ash piles made it pretty easy.

@cortarmstrong8768

2 жыл бұрын

@@reaperoflife113 it's fine. Geneva convention says not to use any weapons like tear gas but we know those are used by cops all the time

imagine being the thief outside of whiterun, watching a dude take on 10 dragons single handedly while shooting massive lightening bolts and thinking "i'm gonna rob that guy!"

@dae2101

3 жыл бұрын

Let's mug him

@ajstevens1652

3 жыл бұрын

For 200 gold...

@randomdudewithsomecommonse5281

3 жыл бұрын

Well that much magic being used maybe he doesnt have anymore to defend himself

@druncle1977

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this "RPG" is SO deep....

@Tdoctortree

3 жыл бұрын

DA E beat me to it

Thief: "He may be immune to magic, immune to dragon and able to one shot an elder one... But I got I knife and can gut you like a fish if you don't give me your gold!"

@stephenmifs

3 жыл бұрын

He's the mugger from Viva La Dirt League

@diggydog3425

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephenmifs LET'S MUG 'EEEEMMMM

@woodpecker8116

3 жыл бұрын

I mean it worked he got 200 Gold^^

@miciso666

3 жыл бұрын

ebony knight : i cha- why is there a ghost arrow in my chest. me: you are already dead. ebony knight: na- drops to the floor. me: i stopped a world destroying dragon. rid the world of skyrims version of world war. and this joker in ebony armour thinks he is above me.

@johnsontheguy5177

3 жыл бұрын

@@diggydog3425 LET'S MUG 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM

i love that spiff keeps completely refusing to learn what a percent is

Reanu Keeves: "I wasnt born into the god business, I fucking earned it."

Reanu Keeves: *is effortlessly slaughtering several dragons * Thief: heh heh. I got this.

@TheRuwan117

3 жыл бұрын

Mug em!

@FilmsNerf2

3 жыл бұрын

"You don't scare me!"

@MarcioLiao

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, he actually did manage to mug xD

@morganlouden3850

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRuwan117 we're muggers! What do we do? We mug 'em

Thief: "this man, who is taking on 10 eldar dragons with solid beams of electrical death, is the perfect target for me to rob!"

@lukakatunaricskaro

3 жыл бұрын

"Let's mug 'em!"

@behcherry9815

3 жыл бұрын

Patrick Hoskin he’s distracted, it’s perfect timing

@jonathanrynjah

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukakatunaricskaro I understood that reference!

@TheRevDel

3 жыл бұрын

I am playing another playthrough of Skyrim where I'm clad head to toe in Daedric armour, Shadowmere has Daedric barding, and yet, still random NPCs try and mug me.

@jaxusr235

3 жыл бұрын

Luka Katunarić Škaro “Who are we?”

6:47 "college of whiterun" 🤣🤣🤣

The thumbnail KILLED me 😂

"Let's drink this potion of essentially suicide" might be the best out of context quote I've ever heard.

@galmoskovitch8522

3 жыл бұрын

I guess the potion seller was right, I should have gotten a weaker potion

@haydenpack6947

3 жыл бұрын

Basically soda

That thief had balls of unobtainium. He successfully robbed a mage surrounded by a swarm of dying dragons for 200 gold!

@meghanachauhan9380

3 жыл бұрын

True definition of a madlad

@conan2096

3 жыл бұрын

>see man breaching the walls of reality and summoning dozens of dragons just for the pleasure of instantly turning them to ash >hold him up with a pissy knife >??? >profit

I remember back in my ps3 days, accidentally found a set of clothing that let me have infinite magicka, and I immediately used the lightning storm and it never stopped casting, actually felt like i reached my full potential as the arch mage

@TheGary108

2 жыл бұрын

Was that normal gear or did you stumble onto a debug gear? I remember there being a debug weapon that could be found in Fallout 3.

@mister_silent6

Жыл бұрын

Or as a sith

@Whaddif_

Жыл бұрын

@@TheGary108 to my knowledge it was regular gear, arch mage robes + dragon priest mask, along with nightingale hands i think and a couple others

@Nurk0m0rath

Жыл бұрын

@@Whaddif_ Huh. I don't think I've ever seen that many pieces of fortify destruction gear in one place unless they were player-made. I'm pretty sure only the armor, helmet/circlet, amulet, and ring can normally accept that enchantment. Well, I guess some gauntlets do appear with fortify destruction so the player can probably make those too, but apparently pre-built gauntlets don't go over 17%. Nightingale gloves btw don't affect spellcasting, they increase one-handed damage and lockpicking (the hood enhances illusion). And the archmage robes are only 15%, so you must have found a helmet or circlet and necklace of 25% each and a ring worth 20%. I'm pretty sure I crafted my first five-finger discount magic set. IIRC in the base game you can get 25% to each item at max level with full perks and no potions. Of course, the easy solution to get free spells is use the fortify restoration loop to get at least 7x stronger enchantments and then equip the archmage robes (7 x 15 = 105% cheaper everything). Or 20x stronger enchants for the diadem of the savant, which you can grab at game start near Froki's Shack. But considering you can get thousands of armor rating off a hide bracer by resto looping smithing gear, if you use the resto loop you might as well wear clothes cosmetically and not worry about actual armor.

@Whaddif_

Жыл бұрын

@@Nurk0m0rath yeah, when i say i “found a set” i mean i found out the set of clothing i was wearing allowed for me to infinite cast, not that i found them all together in one spot. my bad on that wording

When that thief came to you when you were fighting 10 dragons is peak skyrim moment

Could you imagine being a giant and watching a Brit run into your cave, down a bottle, and instantly collapse dead to the floor?

@devilsadvocate6381

3 жыл бұрын

- "I accept your tribute".

@vegetableman3911

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, that happens in this country

@Reishadowen

3 жыл бұрын

"Pffft, lightweight."

@Skybreaker1337

3 жыл бұрын

Accidentally drank coffee instead of tea.

@Sunstar-yf7sv

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something most brits would do 🙄 (I'm Irish and I am legally allowed to say that)

*Summons 10 elder dragons and starts to instantly kill them* Theif: Have you got any change mate?

6:58 ahh yes college of whiterun 🗿

"So Now we're gonna learn from Basically a Book" I don't know why, but the way that was said felt like a massive UGH! moment and I couldn't help but laugh.

Alternate title: *How to become Sheev Palpatine*

@Sword_Man_YT

3 жыл бұрын

The Spiffing Brit Precisely 😂

@DemonicMind

3 жыл бұрын

It should be "how to become the senate"

@ms.centurion9708

3 жыл бұрын

The Spiffing Brit drink tea to gain immortality and become powerful, but always Praise the Queen, the greatest power of them all

@yukiotrue

3 жыл бұрын

How to become The Senate

@jerkyswiner2158

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Do a wii sports video

"Todd howard has never made a mistake ever", yes he did, not adding tea into skyrim

@GundamReviver

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure I had hot tea I could make for my survival runs I did (heat/cold/sleep/food/staying dry etc) modded ofc!

@mrboop8905

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit lets make a religion out of that

@cherrycoyote55

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrboop8905 just did it.

@douglasaranda2010

3 жыл бұрын

Skyrim: Spiffing Edition

@l0remipsum991

3 жыл бұрын

You n'wah. Master Neloth loves canis root tea though.

Plot twist: The bubbles are made of holy water.

17:25 "My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions."

Mage's Guild?! I AM the Mage's Guild!

@mario7833

3 жыл бұрын

Not yet

@ElectricBlueElectrum

3 жыл бұрын

Not yet

@pokeme5293

3 жыл бұрын

They are part of the rebel alliance and traitors...take them away!

@roniconfuentes8006

3 жыл бұрын

No

"Almost all of it's spells are magic based" - Spiff 2020

@miciso666

3 жыл бұрын

because the bow swords and stuff weirdly counts as MELEE damage. so he is kinda right.

@nyankers

3 жыл бұрын

@@miciso666 ah yes, my favorite melee weapon, the bow

@nothingtoseehere8771

3 жыл бұрын

Spriggan Earth Mothers use tonal manipulation confirmed

@shimmyking4

3 жыл бұрын

Hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor

@sentinel7672

3 жыл бұрын

@@pozatat I think what was meant is that some of the spells don't do magic-based damage. Bound Bow, Sword, and Battleaxe all just conjure up a Daedra in the form of said weapon and do physical damage equivalent to the respective Daedric weapons scaled off your archery, one-handed, and two-handed skills respectively rather than your Conjuration skill. This, technically, makes those spells martial based rather than magic based as their effectiveness has nothing to do with how good of a mage you are but how good of warrior you are.

Time to wait 4082 years for a supreme commander video

Really love the narration had me rolling 🤣 😂 😆

13:04 child says “another wanderer here to lick my fathers boots, good job.” As he sees literal Darth Sidious.

@Laff700

3 жыл бұрын

They're an immortal god anyways, perks of childhood.

@coopermoore5965

3 жыл бұрын

I always chuckle when he says that knowing what I could do to his father

@bigpp1540

3 жыл бұрын

@@Laff700 *laughs in mods*

@insaincaldo

3 жыл бұрын

@@coopermoore5965 Well his father is also essential, so whatever you make sure you can do to him, you might as well do to the child.

fun fact: the best magic for leveling up Destruction is actually Ice! as it deals damage to both Stamina and Health giving you double the value! lightning shares this property but for Magic, however a lot of Skyrim's creatures dont have any magic so you dont get the bonus.

@SkaterBlades

3 жыл бұрын

Huh never noticed that, i always just used wall of fire on shadowmere to level it up but getting to that point is a pain. Maybe i can try my ice warrior again (stahlrim armour, battle axe, frost thralls, blizzard, immunity to magic)

@bertholdtohoover446

3 жыл бұрын

Imo Ice and fire the coolest elements, but most creatures of skyrim have a 50% resistance to ice, making things harder, while shock spells have no one immune to it. I suggest installing Ordinator mage perks overhaul to get some really cool stuff.

@calyokayu2320

3 жыл бұрын

Frost is great until you remember it's resisted by all nords, including not just NPCs, Stormcloaks and a lot of the bandits but also all Draugr and Dragon Priests. Not to mention half the dragons, Vampires, anything with snow or ice in the name...

@ICCUWANSIUT

3 жыл бұрын

@@calyokayu2320 basically everything but dunmer

@normal6483

2 жыл бұрын

Fire might actually be stronger, because it does the most damage due to gaining illusion bonuses to fear potency, as well as having a passive effect that does damage over time. Magicka *and* Stamina drop to 0 once the enemy is dead! (Of course lightning is still the most effective, if only because it has the fewest number of enemies who are immune or resistant.)

Thanks for the video!

this video is what made me make a mage build except without the infinite mana but its fun as stun locking a dragon with the firebolt spell every time

You see, those drunk guys are a random encounter that will either result into: 1) You getting some mead because you did not have any 2) Them getting a little bit offended because you gave them the Black-Briar Mead 3) Them giving you a special amulet that improves your carry weight because you gave them some good mead So yes, you killed probably the 3 most harmless NPCs in the game that are overall nice to you.

@bonefetcherbrimley7740

3 жыл бұрын

Reanu keeves is a monster.

@HateshWarkio

3 жыл бұрын

@@bonefetcherbrimley7740 to be honest, I got kinda sad that he killed those three guys because they are overall just nice people having some jolly time in this cruel land of Skyrim.

@wallywhitsett5944

3 жыл бұрын

All they did was ask Reanu to put on a mask because of the CO-RIM-19.

@bonefetcherbrimley7740

3 жыл бұрын

@@HateshWarkio Same, no reason to kill em. Reanu keeves is a godless slaughter machine. We have to get Shaggy to stop him.

@a0001521

3 жыл бұрын

But Reanu Keeves doesn't care

*seeing Palpatine thumbnail* Everyone: this is where the fun begins

@packediceisthebestminecraf9007

3 жыл бұрын

I love democracy.

32:30 the balls on that thief... sees a man tanking the skin scorching flames of 10 dragons whilst also tapping them with a stream of lightning instantly killing them.... perfection!

Thank you, my young apprentice

"Potion seller, I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions." "My potions deal 4000 points of poison damage, traveller."

@Kamboshin

3 жыл бұрын

It all makes sense now

@theenglishmajor1198

3 жыл бұрын

You cannot handle my potions.

@ICCUWANSIUT

3 жыл бұрын

@@theenglishmajor1198 POTION SELLER! I am going into BATTLE, and I require only your STRONGEST POTIONS!

@kadynschultz4953

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah one of those enough to kill everyone you amd and then some lmao

@blaiseedmond2781

3 жыл бұрын

@@kadynschultz4953 ikr? Poison immunity much tho?

The thief thinking it was a good time to rob you while you, were destroying 10 dragons at once with a deadly laser beams, was a perfect Skyrim moment.

I'm drinking tea right now. The college of whiterun

Breaking news: Powerful wizard gets mugged by a local mugger

I can't wait for Cyberpunk to come out so Reanu Keeves and Keanu Reeves may finally be reunited. If the universe can handle it..

@arooster7899

3 жыл бұрын

K

@gimmedatjelly

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god no, what have you just done

@Andri474

3 жыл бұрын

Do not tempt fate.

@GregAtlas

3 жыл бұрын

Just wait for the Bill and Ted game that is bound to happen when the third movie finally comes out.

@manticorigon4908

3 жыл бұрын

HAVE YOU GONE MAD‽

"Why does nobody remember who the Dragonborn actually was, professor?" "You're my best student, so I'll tell you the truth: we know exactly who the Dragonborn was, but we aren't giving the prick the satisfation of being famous." "But why? Wasn't he a hero?" "AHAHAHAHAHA..oooooooohhhhhh...AHAHAHA no." "..no?" "No."

@viech7595

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@unknownbutknown332

3 жыл бұрын

@@viech7595 i think i remember a game like dat im drusk

@elitefencer777

3 жыл бұрын

"But what about the Champion of Cyrodiil?" "You mean the play-doh man with the levitating paintbrushes?"

@swish3814

3 жыл бұрын

@@elitefencer777 The play dough man stacks his paintbrushes to the sky. As he gets to the last brush, he looks above. There he sees the Nerevarine, cursed to levitate for all time

@danieljames1868

3 жыл бұрын

Damnatio memoriae would really sting for someone with a dragon's ego. Very fitting. Just be aware that he may randomly show up and try to conquer the world in a few millenia.

With the bow, what I imagine is that the negative doesn’t mean you have to pay them to buy it, but instead that the mere act of selling it at any price would completely destroy the economy, to the point that the value of your wealth decreases by 2147483648.

Confirmed Shadowmere eats Yorkshire Tea Leaves to become nigh invincible

@oceanbreeze6455

3 жыл бұрын

neigh invincible

The absolute gonads on that thief. He sees a litteral god of magic fighting 10 elder dragons at once and decides to try and mug him

@EtherDais

3 жыл бұрын

Balls of mithril that guy, and AI of stone.

@Aidan-Moore

3 жыл бұрын

[Insert Epic NPC Man reference here]

@Serahpin

3 жыл бұрын

And succeeds! Got his 200 gold.

@CZIslife

3 жыл бұрын

@@Serahpin And then got obliterated from behind as he tried to run.

@romeematehe4767

3 жыл бұрын

he wanted that sweetroll

Fun fact: Ethereal Form makes you completely invulnerable as long as it's active, letting you do stuff that would otherwise kill you like hero-landing from orbit, chugging literal death or even pissing off Sheogorath.

@aldrichunfaithful3589

3 жыл бұрын

fun fact you can still die to the lightning that hits you if you try to run past tsun in sovngarde (thanks ymfah you are our god and savior)

@curtisking8393

3 жыл бұрын

Wait you can get the posetive effects of potions without the negative ones?

@jowbabadook8530

3 жыл бұрын

@@curtisking8393 that;s actually a perk upgrade you can get in alchemy.

@cassius092

2 жыл бұрын

I only just realised after however many years that when you use Become Ethereal your stamina doesn't drain while sprinting

@joonasmitt

2 жыл бұрын

@@cassius092 thanks for allowing me to flee from battle at any moment

I’m sat hear wiv ma tea and love ur vid

This was a great video!

The Spiffing Brit: Makes armor that let's him cast Destruction and restoration 93,000,% less. Me: Laughs in Diadem of the savant with restoration alchemy loop.

@howardsturgis7673

3 жыл бұрын

Not permanent tho

@TheZebinatorofficial

3 жыл бұрын

@@howardsturgis7673 Well it is if you don't remove the item, even when the potion lasts 60sec the glitch lasts forever until you unequip the item. It just works

@frostermos

3 жыл бұрын

I have no idea what number you’re trying to type. “93,000,” is not a number

@personwithaname271

3 жыл бұрын

@@frostermos maybe 93,000? Just a guess

@gigakid3

3 жыл бұрын

@@frostermos you are the worst type of person

Here's a fun exploit for infinite levels using magic: Get your alteration spells to zero cost Get the Telekinesis spell Pick up an item, and then fast travel to the other side of the map while holding it It counts the ingame time needed to travel, and gives you alteration experience from holding telekinesis for that amount of time It will take you from 1 to 100 alteration, give you several levels, and then you can reset alteration to start again It does also work if you wait instead of fast travel, but fast travel is quicker

@brosephnoonan223

3 жыл бұрын

I had no idea that worked - I always just rushed to solthseim to grab ash shell, spammed that until paralysis became available.

@SkaterBlades

3 жыл бұрын

Get the soul trap spell from any court wizard and repeatedly cast it on a dead body, it goes faster if it costs nothing but you can also wait to get your magic back. Easy level 100 conjuration

@lolme2646

3 жыл бұрын

Go in console add experience

@user-po4wn7lk7b

3 жыл бұрын

What the hell really,you can do that.Well now i know the hundreds of hours i spent soul tapping dead wolfs and muffling myself where a complete waste of time

So good. Bloody well done Spiffy Brit mwuhhh with Tea

I love your bedesda videos. like someone else wrote, do a wii sport video!

No matter what, always remember.... Restoration is a completely valid school of magic, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

@homers1999

3 жыл бұрын

Most broken school of magic.

@hockeygrrl1891

3 жыл бұрын

@ericb31 Well when facing undead, you have a huge upper hand to them. Gotta get that sweet sweet vamps bane

@QuietFury9

3 жыл бұрын

Cant cast destruction if ya dead my guy lol

@austinbutcher8106

3 жыл бұрын

Restoration is objectvly the best because......HEALS

@EnjoyCocaColaLight

3 жыл бұрын

Also you can win Skyrim using only restoration spells.

New Challenge: Play Skyrim without Alchemy

@zantanzuken

3 жыл бұрын

or blacksmithing... or enchanting.

@connorkonen5770

3 жыл бұрын

TaikaJamppa at least you’ll still have a challenge in the late game. I just think having unlimited power gets boring really fast. I like being more powerful than most enemies, but not all. Not to the point where there is a guaranteed 100% success rate whenever you run into 6 legendary dragons on legendary difficulty lol. That’s just stupid

@hazeltree7738

3 жыл бұрын

@@zantanzuken That's just my casual playthrough- I barely make potions, armour and weapons or enchant. I just go with what I find

@zantanzuken

3 жыл бұрын

@@hazeltree7738 i mean, that /IS/ the reason skyrim has been this popular for this long... you can literally play the game however you feel like.

@akakscase

3 жыл бұрын

You can still minorly cheese it by quaffing a lot of lesser potions in the right order and make weapons that only deal tens of thousands of points of damage as well as enchant armor in the thousands of % boosts. Not quite as overkill god like, but still nigh unstoppable. I have a set of Stahlrim light armor that is basically Deathbrand as well as having 200% magic absorb, 15000% health, magicka, and stamina regen, +25000 points to each, and +6000% one handed damage. And I never used the Fortify Restoration loop exploit.

that was thee ballsiest thief to ever walk the realm... *sees a man slaying ALL the dragons: "this guy."

Fun to watch :)

Spiff: Luckily, it can't do any magic damage to me, as most of its spells are magic based Spells...are magic.

@Thecarianknight

3 жыл бұрын

Thats why its so OP

The last time I was this early, we all still thought Elder Scrolls 6 would come out in 2020.

@CrissCHG

3 жыл бұрын

2023

@colstenvolpe244

3 жыл бұрын

CrissCHG release years are just suggestions. Next elder scrolls game is coming out on the PC 2

@Miranox2

3 жыл бұрын

Just like WoW is the end of the Warcraft franchise, ESO is the end of Elder Scrolls. ES6 isn't happening unless they figure out how to make it as battle royale with microtransactions.

@wrustria

3 жыл бұрын

If they have any common sense they wont rush it and make it amazing to restore their reputation but everything I just said Bethesda has 0 chance in doing lmaooo

@colstenvolpe244

3 жыл бұрын

Conner Carey they don’t rush everything, just non consequential things like gameplay and story

Great video!

Love the comments, I was pissing my pants watching. Big thumbs up man.

Honestly, giving a potion of ultimate healing to Valdr is a mad flex

@miciso666

3 жыл бұрын

gives potion to alduin alduin: whats this? me: o its antiburn alduin: im a dragon i cannot be bu- gets hit by a flaming stream of death. skyrim was always fucking weird i tell ya. swing a massive axe it deals no damage. stick a fork in a dude and he instantly dies and gets his soul stolen to boot.

@HelloThere.....

3 жыл бұрын

@@miciso666 I defeated Alduin on legendary first play through with only the fireball spell. There was a glitch where if you stand at a certain position by his wing he can’t see you or something. I took 0 damage and was very disappointed in how easy it was.

"I'm too weak, don't kill me. Please." **Moments after the bug** **"U N L I M I T E D POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR"**

@FilmsNerf2

3 жыл бұрын

"Call the ambulance! Call an ambulance!" *activates bug* "But not for me."

6:46 Ah yes COLLEGE OF WHITERUN

Thief: *Walks up and successfully robs you* "It just works" *Gets murdered*

32:26 Skyrim thief logic: - Sees godlike being summon and obliterate elder dragons for sport - "Imma go mug'em wif me shiv!"

@Santiago-Farrell

3 жыл бұрын

Thief persuasion100 thief: I'mma take 200 gold Reanu: no Thief: yes you will give me 200 gold Reanu: ok take the gold an go away

Spiff, I would point out that there's an easier way to do this challenge. Once you get to the Fortify Destruction potions section, just grab the Flame Cloak spell from Faralda (or from a location on the coast between Dawnstar and Winterhold), and use a potion whenever you cast the cloak, as it increases the radius of your damage proportionately to the damage potency, meaning you don't even have to aim. Anything hostile to you that enters that radius will die, because it unwittingly walked into a natural disaster from a kilometer away, and it is glorious.

@imadecoy.

3 жыл бұрын

He could also use conjuration to summon things to kill (not that fast but consistent), or use his mass resurrection exploit to get infinite targets to kill repeatedly.

@maniac7770

3 жыл бұрын

@@imadecoy. Actually not quite so, at least for Atronachs. If he's operating on the 100% magic absorption build, for whatever reason, you absorb your own Atronach spells, meaning you can only do Necromancy and Bound weapons while that immunity is in place. But my point was that the Flame Cloak Spell is amazingly efficient for it because you can kill enemies before you see them with the Flame Cloak, no aiming required, while allies remain unharmed.

@imadecoy.

3 жыл бұрын

@@maniac7770 Ah yes, forgot about that issue. I think the main problem with the flame cloak is just that you need to find a good supply of enemies, which could take a while if you don't have a lot of locations discovered for fast travel. Shouldn't be an issue if you've got some big bandit/forsworn camps.

@maniac7770

3 жыл бұрын

@@imadecoy. And that's where it particularly shines. You can all but clean out a dungeon well before you've reached the end just because the cloaks don't care whether an enemy is behind a wall, but if they're in its radius.

@bongosmcdongos4190

3 жыл бұрын

How would anyone find this out? Flame cloak is ass! who thought to even bother using it?! At least now you can get a proper master level blizzard spell via frost cloak

I would love to see a react video of Keanu Reeves reacting to Reanu Keeves. This needs to happen.

This reminds me of the first time I used Destruction. I literally screamed “UNLIMITED POWEEEER!”

Side effects may include nausea and/or vomiting, trouble breathing, sudden death syndrome, dilated or constricted pupils. Talk to your healer before taking Potion of Fortify Destruction.

Fun Fact: Dragon's have a "mana" bar that determines their ability to use their brearh attack. If you drain their magika (as with lightning spells or the staff of magnus) you will remove the breath attack as an option for them.

Haha Glad to see horse leveling destruction is still a viable strategy. Used to crouch at a far distance from horse stables in oblivion,shoot horses from a distance they couldn't detect me from,with my weakest spell until they were on their last leg,or I was out of magic then wait a couple hours and repeat the process. Apparently horses just need a breather after receiving just sub lethal burns. Thanks Tod

Little did you know Satan is deathly allergic to bubbles

Bethesda "spellmaking can be exploited." Also Bethesda "Potions that give 100,000% more damage are fine."

@jerkyswiner2158

3 жыл бұрын

Spiff should do a wii sports video

@jan-lukas

3 жыл бұрын

@@jerkyswiner2158 *Mario kart wii

@jerkyswiner2158

3 жыл бұрын

@@jan-lukas Either one. He should do a wii game

When he paid the 250 gold to get back, I suddenly remembered all those evil NPC mages who were thrown out of the College. Were they all unable to pay 250 gold?

@StardustLegend

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, given how the economy works in world compared to the gameplay I’m assuming 250 septims is a lot.

@icywarhammer5003

3 жыл бұрын

@@StardustLegend i mean, if the dragonborn can deliver an item from the bard's college to the blue palace and get 750 gold, i don't understand how someone could ever be poor in this game. stupid homeless people.

@humannomore7759

3 жыл бұрын

@@icywarhammer5003 and yet, clearing out a bandit camp only gets you between 100 and 200. How the hell does money work here?????

@donutlovingwerewolf8837

3 жыл бұрын

@@humannomore7759 lol delivering and retrieving items nets you at LEAST 250 gold but clearing a giant or bandit camp always ends up in 100 gold, It just works

@liamparker8813

2 жыл бұрын

@@donutlovingwerewolf8837 note that it costs 1000$ to kill ONE person in any village.

Classic Skyrim line every player has ever said “let me just drop a quick save” hahaha gold

@Corvus_Brachyrhynchos

11 ай бұрын

nazeem: have you been to the cloud district often? oh what am i saying, of course you haven't. *Quicksaving*

@zestyxina9139

9 ай бұрын

playing skyrim whilst watching this just remined me to drop a quick save thank you

@d4rkpr1nc39

9 ай бұрын

Quick saving is basically using King Crimson's ability to skip time but cutting in to what he has cut.

@homemadecringeycontent6363

4 ай бұрын

Me before pickpocketing

Still wish you would’ve done a, “Bustin Jieber.”

"[anything] Skyrim is perfectly broken" *shuffles deck, pulls card* Magic! Pure and simple!

Hell Yeah!!! I'm back!!! *staring into your soul*

@zerrierslizer1

3 жыл бұрын

HAH! jokes on you! i have no soul :D

@zerrierslizer1

3 жыл бұрын

@-Vyorus- he shall look us in the eyes, and for the first and last time, he will see Fear.

@zerrierslizer1

3 жыл бұрын

@-Vyorus- i honestly hope spiff sees these comments and makes us into characters or maybe someone makes a mod where Reanu Keeves fights us to the death, to finally see who is the strongest of them all! :D

@zerrierslizer1

3 жыл бұрын

@-Vyorus- yes. indeed it would be. so let's give the so called allmighty Reanu Keeves a reason to come forth and take on our challange. he shall know soon enough how much of a challange we will give him. he will know that he just bitt off more than he could chew. but only time will tell. and time is forever flowing forwards.

@namesaremasks

3 жыл бұрын

Truly breath taking

I want Reanau Keeves' autograph written on a box of Yorkshire Tea!

Awesome video

Praise Godd Howard for giving us this perfect and completely flawless game.

@Mr-Money01

3 жыл бұрын

That typo was intentional wasn’t it

@Agganon0

3 жыл бұрын

Praise the godd

@abellator7560

3 жыл бұрын

Nay praise HIS GOD The Incredible SPIFF!!!!

@thelegend8570

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mr-Money01 What typo?

@asrieldreemurr1988

3 жыл бұрын

The legend it’s god

17:30 "My potions are too strong for you traveler"

Reminds me of Todd using firestorm while showcasing dragon soul absorption to trick the fans.

Your point at the end is a good one, I loved the way you could combine spells etc in Oblivion to make your own custom laser of death type builds, I didn't even have to exploit anything and I could still become god-like (maybe not as powerful as Reanu Keeves, but in Oblivion nothing topped me)

"There was an incident, wasn't there?" "Yes, war crimes, in fact" Me:... Wut?

There is also a strange exploit when you do a quest in the College, the one where you cleanse the magic wells with special gloves. After starting the quest you will receive a buff that increases magic regen so much, you'll never run out, ever. The buff lasts 4 IRL hours

@Alizudo

3 жыл бұрын

That's not an exploit. That's actually working as intended. It's even on Skyrim's Wiki page.

@gearygipson6204

3 жыл бұрын

@@Alizudo huh. I would always use it to level any magic I can to level 100 cuz of infinite mana so I assumed it was too broken to be true

Now you must fight the Greybeards

You go to hobsfall cave, get unbound storm, go out of the cave, cast the spell. While casting the spell you open the map and fast travel to the furthes destination. Your Destruction skill increase by 40 level. Cast the spell again, open the map and trfast travel to rifton. Your destruction is now at 100.

Another great romp with Reanu Keeves, Spiff! A tip to anyone who wishes to emulate this build... At alchemy 100 one becomes eligible to elect the Purity perk. With Purity one may use all that poisonous Nightshade and Ectoplasm with the glowing fungus with ZERO ill affects. Huzzah! Adventure on friends, Phat

Any thief that watches me conjure ten elder dragons from thin-air, then, boil them out of existence with lightning that still has the crumpets to try to rob me...well, they can just have my 200gc. I ain’t even mad.

@AnUnfortunatePotato

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. If they have the balls to mug a god, then props to them.

@insaincaldo

3 жыл бұрын

I'll humor you mortal.

@F14thunderhawk

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnUnfortunatePotato this is why you pay them. in 20 tons of gold ingots

Spiff Karthspire Camp is a great place to skill up all weapons/armour/sneak/restoration skills easy, fastest way for magic's are as follows, destruction ~ use your horse put it on legendary difficulty and enjoy, Conjuring ~ spam soul trap on a dead anything, use wait function if you dont have any gear for free conjuring Alteration ~ grab the spell called Telekinesis and use it on an item then fast travel to a city far away while still using it on item an walla 1-100 instant (does need equipment made for free alteration cost) Illusion ~ only way 2 speed this I found is crafting potions in Winterhold @ the college and each level use the npc to buy 5 more levels and make your gold back buy selling the potions you make (if anybody knows a better way please say) Smithing ~ make a smithing potion with alchemy a very strong 1 using alchemy trick sharpen an iron dagger with it can go straight to 100 dependin on strength of potion Speech ~ make a crazy expensive potion and sell it or use the Cat merchant buying and sellin her stuff from her own inventory as you can run and open her hidden chest and get all your gold back and whatever else you want Alchemy ~ Doing the restoration potion trick gets you this or spam creeping cluster, giants toe and wheat Lockpicking ~ make some lockpicking equip to make this easier, and on skill tree "do not get the make copy of key perk" visit each city and pick all the houses locks Pickpocket ~ 15-75 easy got at start via the npc in Windhelm or make equip increasing your skill and just to put in/out of pocket npc items/gold/equip Enhancing ~ I have found no fast way I would destroy this game even faster if I knew one, so i use this to help level up illusion or pickpocket trees