Everytime skyrim crashes, it means Reeanu Keeves is close to escaping so Todd shuts it down

@Arlemus124

4 жыл бұрын

So that’s why my games always crashing

@djfamily8843

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ssjreptilegames2640

4 жыл бұрын

I would say so

@itsnghtmre4363

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@BigBossIsMe

4 жыл бұрын

Mortal Gaming same

Everyone criticizes the creation engine for being glitchy, but it's actually a safety measure implemented to keep Reeanu Keeves trapped.

@izabela.wilson

2 жыл бұрын

Actually the engine is a real Azura Star 😧

@anidiot192

2 жыл бұрын

Fun fact! The creation engine isn't actually glitchy, it just appears that way as a result of Reanu Keeves's power

@AchmasSmati

2 жыл бұрын

@@anidiot192 fun fact, the creation engine isn't actually glitchy, most glitches that we experience are in the skyrim content not the engine itself

@pegleg2959

Жыл бұрын

It's the matrix. Lmao

@Trigger0x10c

Жыл бұрын

Whenever Reanu Keeves becomes too powerful the game crashes to desktop as a safety measure

Imagine amren comes home and finds some strange forks in his chest he goes to touch them and then instantly evaporates

@TKNinja37

3 жыл бұрын

"Huh... This isn't my family's--" *WA-BAM*

@daniellewilson8527

2 жыл бұрын

It’s either getting evaporated or getting all your life drained from you

@jimbob-br5jt

2 жыл бұрын

Only the worthy can withstand the power

@calebjones3636

2 жыл бұрын

His finger brushes against one of the forks and he just instantly turns to dust.

@Cheveyo888

2 жыл бұрын

@@calebjones3636 goes to cut his steak and it combusts so hard that whiterun is now a crater.

"we are heading to Riften with this perfectly balanced travel." "So, here we are ladies and gentlemen in Solitude just like we wanted."

@user-hi2wr9ul4j

10 ай бұрын

😂

You've said Reanu Keeves so much that Keanu Reeves doesn't sound right.

@whiteminecraftLP

4 жыл бұрын

This is accualy true

@noodleboi420

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@rogueemerald742

4 жыл бұрын

I had to ask my friend which one was right as I has gotten so used to hearing reanu keeves

@i3onobo123

4 жыл бұрын

I read the "Keanu Reeves" in your sentence as Reanu Keeves o.o Jeessus

@chipthedino9504

4 жыл бұрын

Mel Taylor ikr

I still can't believe you legitimately bought stock images and then re-watermarked them with your own brand ...

@HumdrumAnt

4 жыл бұрын

I never noticed that lmao

@iknowcanadaisfakeandmywill802

4 жыл бұрын

Believe it, you little trash noodle.

@bigo4171

4 жыл бұрын

@@iknowcanadaisfakeandmywill802 your name tho hahahah

@matthewvido3902

4 жыл бұрын

That way people can't just screenshot his vids

@themaster123456780

4 жыл бұрын

there are programs for that so you don't have to pay a pence

I like to imagine Reanu Keeves sees something so absurd that he just facepalms, but due to his sheer power he just ends his life there and then from just that facepalm.

@aldolopez7402

2 жыл бұрын

His most dangerous enemy was himself all along

@TurquoizeGoldscraper

2 жыл бұрын

Or his facepalm is so powerful it facepalms the universe out of existence and Todd Howard has to reboot it.

@gwgwgwgwgwgwgwgwgw

Жыл бұрын

The immovable object meets the irresistible force

So. basically Reanu Keeves is a SCP? Skyrim is his containment cell.

@crowenite

2 жыл бұрын

The question is: is he Euclid, Keter, or Thaumiel. I'm hoping Thaumiel because if not he's a walking XK lol, although Able will have someone of his own level to fight finally

@lofull1971

2 жыл бұрын

Skyrim Contained Person

@KyL4R

2 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this!

@viktorbazina

2 жыл бұрын

@@crowenite Keter

@tntaclegrape

2 жыл бұрын

@@viktorbazina More like Apollyon: Containment breach is inevitable and there's no way to stop him.

“Hopefully it will fix itself” is a sentence every Skyrim player has said to themselves at some point 😂

@bryancline8893

4 жыл бұрын

I'm a bit concerned it actually does seem to fix itsself.

@footsurebobcat1135

3 жыл бұрын

“it just works”

@ltloxa1159

3 жыл бұрын

Few are the bugs that cannot be solved with glichess.

@_b_moll

3 жыл бұрын

I made a save once on Arvak, right after exiting a tomb because I was going to fast travel to a place filled with enemies and needed a horse to fast travel. I fast traveled and Arvak, with me on him, started flying all around just up into the air and I eventually died. Then I reloaded the save and it happened again. It just works.

@starsmidnight

3 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of the time i was searching for answers of the game on the internet. Found someone asking the same question and the only response they got was multiple “Welcome to Skyrim. It’s not a bug, it’s a feature” 🥲

*looks over at my five copies of Skyrim* Soon, Reanu. Soon...

@epicgamerman2000

4 жыл бұрын

I can buy you some copies and we can summon him together

@kurtkrusader

4 жыл бұрын

If you finance it, I'll let you wear the PSVR headset while we perform the ritual.

@epicgamerman2000

4 жыл бұрын

@@kurtkrusader and dont forget to bring skyrim for the Gucci smart microwave so we can eat skyrim trademarked food while doing it

@LePoetKing

4 жыл бұрын

911 what is your emergency

@luxdeitine4882

4 жыл бұрын

We have to assemble one of each skyrim port, I have ps3 lets do this

Fists of steel only adds the base amour rating, so the highest possible is +18 from daedric gauntlets

@3seven5seven1nine9

Жыл бұрын

aw

@tomkimmel8157

Жыл бұрын

What if heavy armor is 100 and well fitted and matching set and sneak perk and ebony flesh? Would any of those increas daedric gauntlets damage? Trying to get max punch damage without using the game enhancing exploits just stackable bonuses cause a one punch is boring I want to take a few swings and get a nice kill animation

@l0sts0ul89

Жыл бұрын

Lame

@teathesilkwing7616

9 ай бұрын

⁠@@tomkimmel8157the base damage is the damage without any modifiers, so the only way to change it would be to mod the game files

@northarchton

22 күн бұрын

@@tomkimmel8157 no, it doesn’t, but a tip that you can use is to be an orc, unequip all of your gear, enchant a ring, necklace, gauntlets, and any other gear slot that can hold a fortify alchemy enchantment with said enchantment. Then make a daedric armor set, and a potion of fortify restoration and a potion of fortify enchanting. Go to solstheim and get azhidalls enchanted gear and equip it. Then go to an enchanting table, drink your potion of restoration, then your potion of enchanting. Then enchant a ring, and your daedric gauntlets with fortify unarmed. Equip the new gear and just before you go into battle, use berserker rage power from orc. Boom.

Reeanu can escape whenever he wants, he's just entertained, which is why they need to make more games to keep him distracted so he won't destory the multi-verse.

I once use a mod to make household items weapons and using the exploits Spiff taught me, I can proudly say I defeated Alduin with a broom named "Yeet the fluffy bunny" total # of crashes 27. Worth it.

@legendaryoutcast4440

4 жыл бұрын

Wonder if it causes crash in the console version

@clockmakerbr2470

4 жыл бұрын

@@legendaryoutcast4440 i used the exploits to have infinite unarmed damage, health, magicka and stamina back in 2016 when i had a PS3, it didn't crash the game, but even if i tried to load a save from before the exploit, my char was still immortal.

@DunkTasticMan

3 жыл бұрын

Clockmaker BR Such is the price of immortality

@mexlim2545

3 жыл бұрын

Up top, my man.

@russiangoosegameplay3697

3 жыл бұрын

I did that too but I used a hand made mod that I made and I made the diamond a weapon and made it so it killed the ebony warrior and the giants with only single slash (I hit the giant and it destroyed everything near by)

Hide your weapons in the cloud district. Nobody ever goes to this gods forsaken place.

@dr34d3ddjgames5

4 жыл бұрын

Just stash everything

@madsante

4 жыл бұрын

But then Nazeem would end up getting them. He's always at the jarls backside.

@mikemandalorian9226

4 жыл бұрын

Buttpiracy anyone?

@thepizzaman9159

4 жыл бұрын

Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am i saying of course you dont.

@paperchristmascrown3194

4 жыл бұрын

Bullz Eye do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying of course you DO

I can confirm that my Khajiit monk, Thunder Paws, descendant of the Oblivion Hero, Lightning Claws, totally beat Skyrim and all expansions using unarmed only.

@caracalcontinuum3118

3 жыл бұрын

I did the same with my khajiit on my first play through. I had no idea how rpg’s worked lol.

@user-sd6py4sr8t

Жыл бұрын

Thunder..? T-Thunder? THUNDER THUNDER THUNDERCATS OOOOOOUUUOOOOOOO

Never forget about that one ring from the vampires quest where you get the rings. It offers 20 extra claw damage and does apply to unarmed attacks.

the only word he says he can't pronounce, " pugilist", he pronounces perfectly absolutely stunning sir

@reidt182

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely breathtaking

@Machtyn

4 жыл бұрын

@@reidt182 Or is it breftaking?

@rowboat_3464

4 жыл бұрын

@@Machtyn nooh

"...The potion of enchantment i was using previously was a little bit to powerful, so i create one which almost exactly 50% weaker..." The Tsar bomb scientists must have said something similar to this.

@abyssalAnalyst

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah. The Earth had crashed several times during the bomb's test, so they just reloaded it. That's also why USSR is gone. Economic system of the current reality just couldn't sustain such power!

@Atamosk-bu7zt

4 жыл бұрын

"in order to accomodate the geneva convention, i think we should reduce the yield of our nuclear armaments" no nuclear missile engineer ever.

@nathanielgrey4091

Жыл бұрын

Castle Bravo is the inverse situation

Always good to catch up with the most powerful being in Skyrim; Janessa the Giant Slayer

@soapydrinks3042

2 жыл бұрын

2nd most powerful*

My first VR play through with exploits is definitely gonna be this.

@airistasty2754

10 ай бұрын

make sure to be cat

Breaking news: man seen teleporting around Skyrim eye witness says that “he was so majestic for just the moment I saw him that all my worries just melted away”

@crazyyobbo

2 жыл бұрын

And so did his lungs as they were destroyed by the sheer breathtaking force

@ciscocomputertech

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like you had a Joe Rogan "DMT Experience "

Waiter: you’re going to pay for that Reanu Keaves: no YOU’RE going to pay for that

@leonbyrne1927

4 жыл бұрын

Waiter (seeing Reanu's raw power and diploma), *sweats*, *voice cracking*: o...okay Reanu: buy it again.

@zachscott4903

4 жыл бұрын

Reanu Keaves: You want to give me the penthouse and you want to kick Chevy Chase because he's an asshole

@strawberrybrite712

4 жыл бұрын

Reanu Keaves: and you have 6 minutes, now... ReaNU *spawns horse* AWAAAAAAAAAY!

@lithreeum

4 жыл бұрын

You're *ALL* going to pay for that

@sirshotty7689

4 жыл бұрын

Cross Plate did you just create communism?

Its funny how he makes up a origin story right in the moment as soon as he starts talking about Reanu.

You actually made my actually appreciate the fact skyrim is ported everywhere... for about 36 minutes

SCP-5289 "Reanu Keeves" Special Containment Procedures: SCP-5289 is currently being held in an elaborate data prison created by Doctor Howard, Code-named "Skyrim". This prison was meant to divert the focus of SCP-5289 from attempting escape infinitely through the means of giving him large amounts of objectives to complete. While it is entirely possible to complete any and all objectives in this prison, Doctor Howard fixed this issue by creating a system of objective generation that occurs while working on another objective, causing SCP-5289 to constantly switch between objectives before finishing one. This worked for a short time until SCP-5289 began becoming too powerful for the prison by exploiting the programming, allowing him to finish objectives with little to no effort. To combat this, Doctor Howard split SCP-5289 and imported him into multiple identical prisons. This worked in slowing down SCP-5289's efforts but proved incredibly expensive. Doctor Howard planned to fix this and pensioned the 0-5 council to sell these prisons as video games across the world, thus splitting SCP-5289 millions of times and scattering it globally. Thus, on November 11th, 2011 the SCP-Foundation released the prison under it's code-name "Skyrim" through a front company known as "Bethesda Softworks". Description: (Within "Skyrim): SCP-5289 is an adult humanoid sporting an athletic build. It has dark black hair with a large beard and moustache. Within it's prison, it wears simple leather armour with incredibly powerful enhancements. It also sports two incredibly destructive pieces of culinary equipment. Within the world of "Skyrim" it is the most powerful being. (True Form): [REDACTED]

@poultryman9204

4 жыл бұрын

Cool!

@johanndragesverud1438

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@somedudewithakeyboard5388

4 жыл бұрын

(Addendum-1) due to the slow process at which "Skyrim" had to be "ported" to several different forms of entertainment, SCP-5289 managed to temporarily escape containment, and [REDACTED] was used to ensure the safety of sites[REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. However, no actual damage to the fabric of reality was observed, upon further inspection, it was discovered that SCP-5289 had simply "taken some friends out to dinner". Whether or not this behavior would be repeated upon a second breach of containment is unknown and research upon this subject should only be preformed by Dr. Howard and only after receiving 0-5 level clearance

@poultryman9204

4 жыл бұрын

Wow there's the containment procedures, description, and the first addendum.

@reyntime8735

4 жыл бұрын

Make it an SCP on the actual wiki

Hmmmmm 10000+% chance of pickpocket success but is still caught..... ....it just works

@hoodiegal

4 жыл бұрын

The game has a hard cap on pickpocket success rate, it can never go over, I think 95%.

@lordkalpa5254

4 жыл бұрын

@@hoodiegal I believe Spiff's pickpocket chances were 90%.

@hoodiegal

4 жыл бұрын

@@lordkalpa5254 maybe it caps at 90% then

@mythshaper5053

4 жыл бұрын

I mean... there is a mod that removes the cap, but using it you can steal literally anything from anyone using low level enchantments.

@picklefrenzy

4 жыл бұрын

He was detected when he went to place it. It wasn't the target of the pickpocket that caught him, and since the quest was a success the target probably didn't notice. A stealth check was failed, not pickpocket.

Dude I was introduced with your glorious work one or a two week before by KZread algorithm and oh boy, you inspired me. Now I have a baby khajiit with a steel plate armor from head to toe, ever piece is enchanted to increase his stats. He is almost immortal, he one-strikes every thing that crosses him, he can sneak around freely without actually hiding, he picks almost every lock, he has an unlimited pool of magica and I love the fact that how jacked up the game is.

Reeanu Keeves: Becomes immortal with 202 million health and 30k armor Jennesa: Deletes her own health bar

reanu keeves smiths his gauntlets while they’re still equipped

@thescreemregular5168

3 жыл бұрын

Ow that would hurt smashing your hand into *oblivion* in *Skyrim*

@dragonheart1236

2 жыл бұрын

@@thescreemregular5168 eh, you forge metal with your bare hands, no tongs normally

@karablues

2 жыл бұрын

Got it to 420

@creeperbait_42

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah isn't that just how everyone makes their gloves?

@simpelcrusttm1393

Жыл бұрын

Reanu is no mere man, he needs them equipped to smith the shape of his bulging muscles, so they're perfectly tailored to his likeness.

*Instructions unclear: Bought 20 copies of skyrim and rubbed them together*

@joxanfuentes965

4 жыл бұрын

You have to chant the magic words "you're breathtaking" over and over

@brosephnoonan223

4 жыл бұрын

Good

@JitsWackyWonders

4 жыл бұрын

321 shot1000 LeL

@chaoslordnicky9723

4 жыл бұрын

you must have a picture of renue keeves on an alter as you and your cult of skyrim chant his name and rub copys together to summon yiur dark lord renue keeves

@xern30s31

4 жыл бұрын

It won't work because of the fridge, you now need more

I did a playthrough of this game where I used only my fists and I was a khajiit and used no exploits and it made the game easy lol but it was really fun

@pawnzalivesea521

2 жыл бұрын

i love the unarmed build bc of the killmoves, both sneak and combat

@imgonnaputsomedirtinyourey8421

2 жыл бұрын

Did you play it on Legendary difficulty?

@casper3716

2 жыл бұрын

I also have done a khajiit brawler style and have realized that the heavy armor gauntlet perk only does the gauntlets base armor rating in damage

@joshuabigbee5874

2 жыл бұрын

@@casper3716 Thanks! That explains why he wasn't doing major damage to the guard after improving the gauntlets.

@Uncl3Funcl3

2 жыл бұрын

You must have been on the easiest difficulty then lol

I swear Reanu keeves has infested my game. I keep ending up with missing npcs I went to solitude to do business with beirand and he's just suddenly nowhere to be seen. Not in the shop, not outside. Just gone

@gatchafire7701

Жыл бұрын

Oh no Reanu keeves is killing of important npcs

@Ezmeranth

Жыл бұрын

I had a problem once I got a character to about 200 hours in where fast travelling sucked nearby NPCs in with me and they ended up in the wrong towns. You might have just 'misplaced' Beirand and he'll turn up somewhere else.

Reeanu Keeves is the reason Fallout 76 broke. They tried to port him in before the game was done.

@captainplaceholder4482

4 жыл бұрын

Why do you think there are no npcs? he killed them all.

@randall96

4 жыл бұрын

@@captainplaceholder4482 for the graa-uh guud

@darthmemeious9526

4 жыл бұрын

His sheer power alone destroyed most of it

@BloodfelX

4 жыл бұрын

Turns out Fallout isn't a post-nuclear apocalypse series, it's a post-Reanu Keeves series.

@lordhepfurry3756

4 жыл бұрын

It's keeanu reeves no reeanu keeves

Just FYI Spiff. The Fists of Steel perk only works off of Base Armor Rating of the gauntlets and doesn't scale. In short you wasted your time. All you needed was the Gloves of the Pugilist enchantment and jack that up with Alchemy and enchant a ring. Still, I loved the effort.

@danshive4017

4 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@alexattack187

4 жыл бұрын

That's what I did I deal an extra 490000 extra dmg or more forgot how many 0s there are

@greywolf6443

4 жыл бұрын

Funnily enough, it doesn't even help with protection, since armor effectively caps out somewhere around 600 (equaling 80% physical damage reduction). You can have more, it just doesn't do anything.

@Quintaner

4 жыл бұрын

Yea he actually somewhat consistently makes mistakes like this.

@thegreycrusader

4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Reanu Keeves will succeed one way or another.

So funny enough, Skyrim had a hard cap for armor rating. Once you reach 576 (or around there) anything above it does nothing. So making that chest either have 576 armor or 10 trillion makes no difference. However… having millions of health defiantly does make you practically immortal because health regen is tied to your max hp.

@Blessed_V0id

Жыл бұрын

I've heard that claim but I must confess, I find it may be inaccurate. Just off personal experience, but I've found 1200 (rounded) armour seemed to keep me alive for longer on the same difficulty against the same enemy than an 800 armour Dunno if that's just my brain but I forgot alchemy and am stuck in Dwarven armour send help

Just give your follower a weapon of yours that does less damage than you have health , wear an heavy and light armor piece and fight them. it will increase both skills to 100 in 2 hits.. You're welcome.

"Let's get more health" *becomes immortal, game crashes* "Let's add more unarmed damage" *becomes One Punch Man, game crashes* "Let's take our horse and fling ourselves across the map" *skyrim can't even take it at this point. It's just dead now*

@thescreemregular5168

3 жыл бұрын

*coffin dance intesifys*

@oldgamerchick

2 жыл бұрын

😹😹😹😹😹

*chants you're breathtaking while rubbing 20 copies of skyrim together*

@strawberrybrite712

4 жыл бұрын

"Thein airtaking. "

@miloswanson4125

4 жыл бұрын

WE NEED MORE *GETS INFINITE COPYS* NOW SKYRIM CHANTTTTTTTTTTTT

@gozzilla177

4 жыл бұрын

You probably have to many decoy copies it's a known fact that not every copy sent out has his soul inscribed upon it. They sent out various decoy copies as well!!! This was to prevent stores from accidentally amassing to many copies in a single location bringing upon our world a destruction so incomprehensible so mind boggling so dasterdly so indiscriminate so painful our pathetic mortal coils couldn't fathom the depths of these powers wrought before us causing us to melt on a sub atomic lvl upon the mere sight of the glouriousness that is Reanu Keeves

I found this channel and series like 4 hours ago and this is the most amazing thing ever. The sense of bewilderment as you try to figure out whether Reanu Keeves will crash the game or further his power level

You should use this armor with some other ideas to make a run where your companion beats the game by itself, you never damage any enemy. I wonder if that’s possible lol

@enbeast8350

Жыл бұрын

From watching MittensSquad playing Skyrim and his challenges, it doesn't seem like you can 100% beat Skyrim by having your companion kill everything. Alduin's last fight makes him a protected NPC where the player has to deliver the final blow (though he did cheese it in one playthrough as a Disney Princess because Skyrim is Skyrim) If you're a complete stickler of not attacking, then you also can't get past Parthinax without shouting fire at him (but I know some people don't count that as it's a scripted event you have to do)

@TaikaJamppa

Жыл бұрын

@@enbeast8350 You call greeting one of your own kind with a flamey breath non-pacifist? What has this world become. That’s just like giving a high five, only with fire!

I'm slowly starting to forget his real name is Keanu Reeves and not Reanu Keeves. And finally! One punch man in skyrim.

@Xeronoia

4 жыл бұрын

That's how Reanu Keeves plans to escape: once everyone forgets the true Keanu Reeves, Reanu Keeves will assume his place in the world.

4:36 *realises I am 1,154th like* *quickly unlikes* _I fear no man, but that thing, it scares me_

@curvingfyre6810

4 жыл бұрын

I can't handle the number 4 in my life, its bad luck.

@nikolasschmortopf151

4 жыл бұрын

CurvingFyre i completly agres with that

@FakeLexi

4 жыл бұрын

CurvingFyre is this a jojoke

@curvingfyre6810

4 жыл бұрын

@@FakeLexi No, whats a joke is how weak and pathetic the human form is, which is why the obvious choice is to reject it.

@FakeLexi

4 жыл бұрын

CurvingFyre cool

I present to you, ladies and gentlemen at home, the ballad of Reanu Keeves: He needs no sword for he hath his palms, no axe for he hath legs, no mace for he hath fists, no daggers for he hath fingers, no bows for he can shout or clap his hands, no shield for he hath his hair, no horse for he binds the wind to his will. He is a god that overcomes all opposition with divine strength. He is Reanu Keeves, lord of exploits, and all shall fear his wrath.

@footsurebobcat1135

3 жыл бұрын

absolutely marvelous :))

@Maseruxer

2 жыл бұрын

The Only one who can save us is Todd Howard

I heard the new anniversary edition of Skyrim added armlets so now you really can fight unarmed and fight like a monk. You should do an updated video. Plz!

When Skyrim is so old that you can suprise an entire new generation with the potion glitch

@thorham1346

4 жыл бұрын

And then they try it with the unofficial patch installed.

@NaruSanavai

4 жыл бұрын

@@thorham1346 The patch fixes the loop, doesn't it? (Even to this day, I haven't tried it, because...well, I don't like being _that_ overpowered)

@thorham1346

4 жыл бұрын

@@NaruSanavai Yes, and if you don't like using exploits (in this case it's really just a bug because enchanting shouldn't be part of restoration, obviously), then you shouldn't use it. Also, it's not as if you can't make overpowered gear without exploits already.

@unkindcloud8696

4 жыл бұрын

@@thorham1346 The fortify restoration does not improve alchemy or enchanting directly. Drinking fortify restoration and then putting fortify alchemy causes it. In other words, it's not a bug. The fortify restoration works as intended, magnifying the beneficial effect. If you look it up, this is exactly what it says word for word. Therefore, it isn't a bug. It is a fully operational feature and exploit of the game, made completely intentional by Bethesda. Which means, Bethesda PURPOSELY placed this exploit in the game to be used by all.

@thorham1346

4 жыл бұрын

@@unkindcloud8696 It doesn't matter what Bethesda intended. The way this works is utterly broken and it simply shouldn't work that way, period.

“If I had my fork right now I would genuinely yeet you into oblivion” that double entendre there was amazing sir hats off to you

@MenelBOT

4 жыл бұрын

yeet*

"The Yeetforce 9000" *types Yeetforce 90000* *Confused screaming*

i don't know why but your intro gave me flashbacks to old minecraft lets play videos and it was kind of amazing

*-Speed = tan(horse tilt angle)* *-horse tilts 90 degrees* *-Game crushes :(*

@bishopofthechurchoftea7742

4 жыл бұрын

Skyrim can divide by zero wuoa?

Spiffing:shoots himself into the sky at light speed by shoving a horse in the ground Tod Howard:it just works

You actually managed to break not just the game, but a person with the horse tilting exploit. That person was me. Tears in my eyes from laughing. I'm pretty sure my neighbors heard me. Excellent video.

This would be more destructive with unarmed if was Heavy Armor Khajit. Also you don't need to join the Thieves Guild to get the Gloves. Also if you already joined the Companions and had the money could pay for Heavy Armor training.

So Saitama was lying about how he got so powerful.

@RenegadeStriker7

4 жыл бұрын

It would lag the world if the secret got out

@Oblithian

4 жыл бұрын

Season 3 better feature reanu keeves.

@theshadow7201

4 жыл бұрын

He can kill opponents with one punch without wearing armor. In Skyrim you can't.

@lolpop7799

4 жыл бұрын

@@theshadow7201 r/woooosh

@gabrote42

4 жыл бұрын

Saitama's advantage is that he can excercise enough restraint to avoid crashing his reality.

"welcome back to a *slightly more stable timeline* " XDXD I love you. :D

@jimtalbott9535

4 жыл бұрын

Like the Queen, it takes time - wait your turn! But remember, it's REAL, not a dream, when he does show up.

"Reanu Keeves, he's over the moon, he'd like to take you out somewhere" Well if what I've been hearing about him for the last four minutes is true I'd assume that somewhere is out behind the shed

"The Random Adventure Location Device. Also known as: A Horse." I died. xD

The bit about Reanu Keeves is legit. When I worked at GameStop we had a protocol in place to avoid more than a 4 copies from ever touching (for redundancy sake). Once one of the containment devices failed and the entire wall started vibrating. Never saw that trainee again...

@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a bit scared

@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodl6206

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😭😭🤔😏😭

@nocturnal6129

2 жыл бұрын

How gay are you? YES

"After the disaster with the random location transport device, A.K.A. the horse, Keanu finds himself unconscious in an alternate dimension." "The words "War never changes" ring persistently through his mind..."

He was partly right they had to release the game again to contain him.

When the value of the item is literally an integer overflow, u know you got a balanced game on your hands.

27:50 Is nobody gonna tell him that the "YEETFORCE 90000" is not the same it's predecessor the YEETFORCE 9000.

@gallaieousyehudai12

4 жыл бұрын

The 0 is silent

@laufxson

4 жыл бұрын

@@gallaieousyehudai12 that was beautiful. Thank you

@AkalaTanara

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly I was expecting him to call it One Punch Man or Armguard or something like that.

@ArgandTabletop

4 жыл бұрын

I noticed that, too. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

“Unarmed” IVE BEEN LIED TOO i clearly see you using your arms throughout thevideo

@actioncookiez3564

4 жыл бұрын

oiki hbsj shut up

@valcirp1754

4 жыл бұрын

r/comedycemetery

The start of the video: I dont wanna play Skyrim. The end of the video: I am gonna play Skyrim.

@jogadornumero22

2 жыл бұрын

Lzksjapakajsposxk kkkk eu sou do Brasil português bralsim Brasil

@jogadornumero22

2 жыл бұрын

What ? Traduzir o que You conhece

@jogadornumero22

2 жыл бұрын

Eu tenho uma pergunta porque o estadus Unidos é o país do meme o Brasil é muito bom quem deu o prêmio foi um americano só pode ser

OMG! I loved those gauntlets. I was a Breton who wanted to be a nord. Would go around brutalizing every bandit and assisin to prove myself as beong nust as tough. Found these and was off to the races lol. Even took the enchantment and put it on some sexier bracers. Now that I'm aware of the restoration loop 😈 I can give 'em some real boosts

I went on a date with Reanu Keeves. On the date the waitress had forgotten to give me cutlery but Reanu didn't hesitate to let me know he had a fork I could use! Unfortunately, upon passing the fork over he accidentally dropped it and it hit my foot which caused me to immediately burst into flames!

@Lucoa420

4 жыл бұрын

Well he didnt lace your drink with the broken paralyze potions so its a win. 😂

@alexdavies8767

3 жыл бұрын

you didnt die on contact? how

@nickymutes8380

3 жыл бұрын

Reanu would NEVER drop anything on accident.

@Eggo2341

3 жыл бұрын

Reanu Keeves makes no mistakes...

@kkzblueeyes0551

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

But wait. If Reeanu Keeves takes me out to dinner does that mean he already escaped Skyrim This world Is doomed

@flygawnebardoflight

4 жыл бұрын

No, it means you go into Skyrim

@netroalex5209

4 жыл бұрын

@@flygawnebardoflight you broke the joke

@FakeHeroFang

4 жыл бұрын

FlygawneDezert Mage of Mind We already live in Skyrim, you just haven't realized it yet.

@gallaieousyehudai12

4 жыл бұрын

@Braeden Dewey amen

@pixelatedwraith1940

4 жыл бұрын

@Braeden Dewey DEATH TO THE STORMCLOAKS!!!

Me goes back and rewatches favorite videos and then remembers i still need to go on the date with reonu keves

Spiff: I have the power of tea and exploits on my side!

@lordbezzington8435

4 жыл бұрын

Not just any old tea, Yorkshire tea!!!

@sirlastking3902

4 жыл бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I just don't understand how you could let go of the "Paci-FIST" pun at the beginning.

A battle between Reanu Keeves and Wohn Jick would be legendary.

@UnGodlyGod7365

2 жыл бұрын

Bold of you to assume that they aren't the same person

Apsolutly love the content! Love the commentary

nobody: The Spiffing Brit: I "accidentally" made one punch man in skyrim

@cinder8926

4 жыл бұрын

Saitama can finally have the fight he so wants. His opponent reanu keeves

"YEETFORCE 9000" Sir that says 90.000

@jinzogabriel1910

3 жыл бұрын

It's too strong for language

@frosty925

3 жыл бұрын

he's been dealing with so many large numbers he's forgotten how to read smaller ones

@phillfails

3 жыл бұрын

9,000 the tea is silent

Who knew that Reanu Keeves is actually a real life SCP contained by Todd Howard. Reanu Keeves is probably a Keter of Apollyon class SCP.

I love that you did the leveling up for the laughs since you could easily do the commands to change your level and perks.

Bruh moment

@sirlionson2207

4 жыл бұрын

please forkgive me

@deivisony

4 жыл бұрын

Did you know _why I prefer to chop and eat my fork instead of my steaks_ ?

@trashmix2184

4 жыл бұрын

@@deivisony infinite POWER

@justinmoyer2416

4 жыл бұрын

*GORDAN RAMSAY LIKED THAT*

@help1926

4 жыл бұрын

Justin Moyer You know it

“ I don’t think he can take damage anymore” STONKS

@MrZerkusgaming

4 жыл бұрын

You know stinks is term for a mortar in military form I'm confused now

@The Spiffing Brit You should totally get the multi enchantment perk, then put reflect damage as well as the current enchantments on a new piece of armor :)

Ah Skyrim, a perfect, flawless game *Sweeps all bugs/exploits under a rug* *"Completely. Flawless"*

@ReiDaTecnologia

4 жыл бұрын

_Like everything should be..._

@devil8975

4 жыл бұрын

It's not a bug. It's a feature.....

@jeremyhorton8122

4 жыл бұрын

@@devil8975 you are correct

@SuperBladde

4 жыл бұрын

"It just works"

@grief6052

4 жыл бұрын

Jeremy Horton not even a basement can contain that many bugs

Unfortunately, the "fists of steel"-perk is broken. It only increases damage by the base armour rating.

@Xtraior

4 жыл бұрын

Mous3 which means it is not broken. It is the same with critical strikes they sound good but if you have a sword that does 100 damage and base was 12 the critical damage will be around 2 extra damage.

@Xtraior

4 жыл бұрын

Oh and it is Bethesda logic

@jasonschuler2256

4 жыл бұрын

​@@Xtraior Perhaps not "broken" in a sense, but that means the description of the perk is incorrect. It just says "Unarmed attacks with Heavy Armor gauntlets do *their armor rating* in extra damage" and the gauntlets he made have an armor rating of 1500. It does not specify base armor rating. Either way, it's a mistake on Bethesda's part.

@breezy3176

4 жыл бұрын

so pretty much instead of dealing like a thousand damage it does like 18 damage

@Xtraior

4 жыл бұрын

breezytoe5527 yup

I didn’t know the gloves were rare so I just left them there and now I can’t get them since the guy despawned 😔

@bengal4047

3 жыл бұрын

I favor bows and greatswords so far, so I left them behind too. F

Watching your videos while sipping tea and puffing some grass is the best bro!

Todd Howard created multiple Horcruxes for Reanu Keeves, but he cannot be stopped for long...

@cheesecake-7177

4 жыл бұрын

The horcruxes were meant to keep Voldemort alive, not containing him

@botbob7531

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is bugged

@GDX17

4 жыл бұрын

@@cheesecake-7177 A Horcrux actually weakens its creator because it splits the soul, so while it can make a person functionally immortal it also makes them weaker. That said, Reanu Keeves power continues to grow at an exponential rate so it hardly matters.

@yanfang1975

4 жыл бұрын

Until harry potter throws a pot

10:30 "That probably is faster than the normal loading" DougDoug: .....

@r3dp9

4 жыл бұрын

The loading screens is literally the only thing keeping me away from Skyrim and Fallout 4.

@saltyralts

4 жыл бұрын

@@r3dp9 There aren't too many loading screens, and they don't last long, unlike other games... SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 2006

@Capta1nAsh

4 жыл бұрын

​@@r3dp9 Skyrim not so bad, but Fallout 4 is annoying. Even on an SSD its crap. Vanillla, Fallout 4 doesn't even use the SSD speed. You have to mod it to make loading screens 20x faster.

@eddiemate

4 жыл бұрын

Capta1nAsh Wait, you have to mod Fallout to actually optimise it? Wow.

@redreboot483

4 жыл бұрын

@@eddiemate yep. My vanilla profile has about 30 non graphical mods.

“So they’re trying to hurry on with the production of Elder Scrolls VI as fast as possible.” Turns out, they just needed more Skyrim!

@dr.floridamanphd

2 жыл бұрын

I’m not thumbing my nose at the 10th Anniversary Edition.

I did the duplication thing by accident once and now kharjo and I have matching nightingale swords lol

Keanu Reeves: You are breathtaking! Reanu Keeves: I will take your breath!

Says "YeetForce 9000".... types.. "YeetForce 90,000", even he doesnt know how powerful he is

Please make more of these videos :) they are truly the best

Im very much looking forward to your coverage of Elder Scrolls 6 and Starfield

Todd secretly has a Reanu Keeves body pillow...and its anatomically....correct.

@evanhansen5064

3 жыл бұрын

with 3d fixtures

@TheSignatureK

3 жыл бұрын

@@evanhansen5064 "fixtures"

Reasons to like Spiffing Brit: - Breaking games with exploits - Accent - British jokes - Tea - Colonialism - And obviously, the mighty and beautiful... Reanu Keeves!

@SlimeBlueMS

4 жыл бұрын

So literally because he's British

@mexicaneskimos5

4 жыл бұрын

You’re forgetting the stock photos

@wolfreg

4 жыл бұрын

Are you making fun of our accent (I'm Fecking British)

@ZeldagigafanMatthew

4 жыл бұрын

Another reason: He's a Labour supporter... I think and hope.

@stevenlukmanjaya1070

4 жыл бұрын

ya havin a giggle there mate ill bash yer head i swear on me mum

I played skyrim for a while.. even made some mods myself.. but i had no ideea about all the exploits u showed us... nice !

Lol, I was just talking about wanting to see an OPM build in your recent ritual stone build video, and I get this in my recommended

These videos were the reason I got back into skyrim. And I'm feeling like starting a new file and just punching my way through everything. Sounds like a good time tbh

@unbinarysub-3633

Жыл бұрын

Same here! Just downloaded Skyrim again for the 100th time just to punch everyone

I think the reason that the unenchanted gauntlets didn't do much damage is because the fists of steel perk actually only works with the base armor, not the upgraded armor... Sorry if you already knew that

@Repligon

4 жыл бұрын

He also doesn't know that damage reduction from armor is capped at 80%.

@nannerdunlocke1231

4 жыл бұрын

Arent those fur gauntlets LIGHT ARMOR? The Fists of Steel perk only works on HEAVY ARMOR.

@cerdi_99

4 жыл бұрын

@@nannerdunlocke1231 he used imperial steel gauntlets, the other ones are for alchemy

@nannerdunlocke1231

4 жыл бұрын

@@cerdi_99 Nevermind i figured it out

@GabrielCarvv

4 жыл бұрын

@@nannerdunlocke1231 you mean you read the fuckin comment idiot

Love these!

I still love watching stuff like this..even a year later

Borderlands 2 just breaking the game with Salvador is, well, its just art. and Gearbox has stated they made a mistake when they made him. he also has a Top hat and mustache headpiece so you can look spiffy!

@callmeginga

4 жыл бұрын

Joel Raynor you can break that game a lot of different ways, Gauge's aimbot that does more and more damage every time you kill something or empty your gun is my personal favorite.

@belleybutton4335

4 жыл бұрын

I personally prefer to do Bloodsplosion Krieg now that is really busted you can literally do trillions of damage with enough mobs around

@peytonmac1131

4 жыл бұрын

Can you ride around on a Penny-farthing bicycle?

@brayachdragonbane7529

4 жыл бұрын

@@callmeginga aimbot???? uuum you on drugs? Guage loses so much accuracy that you CANT hit anything at all... and will kill yourself with any kind of explosive weapon... the only way to properly counter that loss of accuracy is The Seraph with its 100% homing never miss shots

@HandsomeJackKR

4 жыл бұрын

@@brayachdragonbane7529 Have you even played Gaige? Have you used Close Enough? That's literally one of the first skills she can unlock. Also, if you're using a rocket launcher as anarchy gaige, it should be an etech with a good absorb shield. Unless you get extremely bad luck you aren't dying any time soon, and even then, Deathtrap and close enough will get you up in an instant

I keep liking the videos but Reanu Keaves isn't showing up in my dreams

@MrZerkusgaming

4 жыл бұрын

That's because he did and he is so powerful that you forgot every time he visited

@Shenthusiast

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely majestic

@mudcrab3420

4 жыл бұрын

Are you drinking enough tea before bedtime?

@hydra9627

4 жыл бұрын

Reanu Keaves will be there I’ve had the dream and holy crap he’s majestic

@MrShop-fg2on

4 жыл бұрын

Have you reset the router.