Nigel the Noodle when he dies: -"hmmm.. must have been the wind"

@darkphantom3114

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@4P0CA1YP5E

3 жыл бұрын

Nigel the Noodle: *Dies* Whiterun Guard: "Hmmm... must have been my imagination. I better get back to my post."

@JamesWhite-qk1xd

3 жыл бұрын

HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME LAUGH THIS HARD

@thaias9654

3 жыл бұрын

Quite literally

@yeetreviews

3 жыл бұрын

Winds howling

As a ginger, I can relate to the "Step outside, immediately burst into flames, and die" portion of the run.

@ProtagonistVon

3 жыл бұрын

I understand... If it isn’t 100 or more SPF sun block it’s not enough.

@PaxIesus

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit [deep belly laugh] Oddly, nothing warms my cold, dark heart more than making one of my favourite KZreadrs laugh.

@anthonybottigliero8336

3 жыл бұрын

Is it a side effect of having no soul? (I kid, btw).

@Orzulth

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonybottigliero8336 Hey now, I take exception to this. I'm a ginger and I have a soul. I have many souls. I keep em on my shelf. Your's looks like it would fit nicely.

@ProtagonistVon

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonybottigliero8336 I mean, I’m not a vampire, being a ginger isn’t just a cover. No you shut up.

" we have to kill them before they see us" me: all roads lead to stealth Archer

@thedodorex7612

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a safe fall back, my heavily armed and armored two-handed build is level 80 in stealth(I used attacking your allie at the beginning of the game method, I think spiff covered that?).

@Pyllymysli

2 жыл бұрын

And almost the reason why I don't play stealth archers. The game deviates you so strongly towards this build, even the Oblivion did, that I just find the game more enjoyably by "breaking the formula" and playing something else. Tbh one of the problems with skyrim as a vanilla game is that since Todd clearly expected everyone to play stealth archer, that's the only class with meaningful game play. Sure it's fun to break the game with wizardry or play the insanely underpowered warrior builds, but their actual game mechanics are a bare minimum effort. Fighters go hack hack hack, block at somepoints if you feel like it, and wizards go fireball fireball fireball, there is a lot of other spells to fool around with but only a handful of them are of any use. It's not a big issue with the game in a big picture but I kind of find it frustrating when game is advertised as a play as anyone you like! (as long as it's a stealth archer build.)

@banana0281

2 жыл бұрын

@@thedodorex7612 If you head to high hrothgar you can crouch behind the greybeards and repeatedly stab them in the back with an iron daggers to level stealth fast.

@livezezian6900

Жыл бұрын

@@Pyllymysli i never played stelth archer in 1k hours i think it just depend on the person :]

@howdoibeatthis304

Жыл бұрын

@@banana0281 late response but you can do the same thing Hadvar at the start of the game Edit: Specifically next to the bear.

I've always heard the phrase "kicked the bucket," but I think this is the first time I've seen someone quite literally die by kicking a bucket. Gotta love Skyrim's physics engine...

@p3chv0gel22

Жыл бұрын

I mean, we have also seen someone break their toe by kicking a helmet

@talithmara2589

Жыл бұрын

I've seen it once before, but it's such an obscure example that I need to explain it. Companions of Xanth, an old PC Adventure game from the 90s based on the novels by Piers Anthony, had a pail on the ground. If you clicked on it, you had a list of other options show up like take and kick. If you hovered over kick, "pail" changed to "bucket." And Xanth is very big on puns - to the point that using "take" on an ajar door deletes the door and adds a jar to your inventory. So kicking the bucket does indeed kill you. What you're supposed to do is catapult a rock into it from a distance since you can only reach your destination by going past it, and it flies away every time you approach to do anything besides kick it. (Hilariously, the logic behind the punny wordplay somehow made the game infinitely easier to intuit than so many other puzzle heavy games from that era - including the other ones it came bundled with in the collection we bought. It's the only one my sister and I beat without a guide.)

@keesvdstaaij

Жыл бұрын

@@p3chv0gel22 I understood that

@gone_mad-tryagainlater

Жыл бұрын

Once, i died after a really difficult boss fight by walking through a room full of pots, and i got put at the start of the crypt 💀

@anemicVeins

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I have the feeling every one of your skyrim videos is 50% a tutorial for the fortify restoration loop.

@thechoseone456

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, and also 25% dawnstar/merchant tutorial. Every. Time.

@Nic_S.

3 жыл бұрын

@@thechoseone456 I alway click on the video, because I like the premise, but then I just skip through untill there is something else and suddenly it's over.

@claireinglis37

3 жыл бұрын

Hehe

@chrisrony8149

3 жыл бұрын

I've never done the loop yet I can do it blindfolded

@fnnsvnssn2164

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nic_S. But why do you even watch the videos if not for the jokes?

Nigel: We *really* can't die Reanu: We really *can't* die

@thekommunistkrusader3921

3 жыл бұрын

The french: *WE*

@stremsniperisbest5728

3 жыл бұрын

Lol my comment was I wonder who would win in a fight between reanu and nigel

@timlumbert739

3 жыл бұрын

How to do bold?

@Kyarius

3 жыл бұрын

@@timlumbert739 put *s around the text. I actually didn't want it to be bold, harder to see the effect like this

@yarraqusdickus

3 жыл бұрын

@@thekommunistkrusader3921 oui

*One shots a bear with a sneak arrow shot* Ralof: "Sneaking is overrated, eh?" Bruh

@MaynardCrow

Жыл бұрын

"You know nothing, Ralof Snow."

@AncientSavant7572

Жыл бұрын

@@MaynardCrow the 5th got reference I've encountered today. But is Ralof a bastard?

@Cryscorde

Жыл бұрын

Literally every time I make a new save

@dragonslayermasterornstein83

Жыл бұрын

You're supposed to sneak past the bear so he doesn't say that line but it's still dumb that they never thought about the player killing the bear with a sneak attack

@sigma5902

Жыл бұрын

@@dragonslayermasterornstein83 The odd thing is, they did. That bear has far fewer HP than any other bear in the game, and even the soldiers you just finished killing in the last few rooms. They intended you to get the sneak attack kill there, without needing to deal with an angry bear afterward. I assumed they just, didn't program a line for sneak-killing rather than just killing

"Vampires are easier" Proceeds to get stunlocked by the sun

@efulmer8675

Жыл бұрын

*The Sun is a deadly laser!*

@RevanReborn3950BBY

Жыл бұрын

@@efulmer8675yo

@magesticalmysterium6856

8 ай бұрын

In actuality in this challenge, i'd say Werewolves are Easier...however, they are also Illegal. because I Believe being a Werewolf would raise your Maximum Health above 1, (Ignoring the fact you can't equip ranged weapons. but Werewolves. should have been given Base Armour honestly.)

@Daveaintreal

Ай бұрын

​​@@magesticalmysterium6856The werewolf only gives you more health if you pick a perk in the werewolf skill tree

It's a feature. Just like the British introduced Opium as a feature.

@PTB_BE

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Imagine if the British invented the war on drugs, being the supplier.

@x3seal133

3 жыл бұрын

What race would the British be in Skyrim? Khajit or high elves?

@PTB_BE

3 жыл бұрын

@@x3seal133 you might be asking question that shouldn't be asked

@dragonmystic100

3 жыл бұрын

I'd like to take some of the mentioned opium please :'D

@Ryanrulesok

3 жыл бұрын

It would be high elves. Khajit are pretty much slaves

"turns out I can kill myself by just walking a bucket against a wall and standing next to it." You could say, Nigel *kicked the bucket* :)

@twothreebravo

3 жыл бұрын

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@cholesterol6703

3 жыл бұрын

*bah* *dum* *tisss*

@schoo9256

3 жыл бұрын

You could... but you shouldn't.

@bcn1gh7h4wk

3 жыл бұрын

Horatio wouldn't have punned it any better.

@mikethewordsmith4263

3 жыл бұрын

Ruined it with the smiley. If anything you needed: I suppose you could say he ( •_•)>⌐■-■ Kicked the bucket. (⌐■_■)

“And you’re all excited to see what he has in store for us in 2021. I hope it’s another Skyrim release” Well, that certainly was an accurate prediction!

@samuelrodriguez4374

2 жыл бұрын

I see you’re a yugioh lover as well due to your pfp

@Damaniel3

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, 'new Skyrim release' is a pretty safe bet for any year, considering how many times they've re-released it.

@mckinleyedson1815

2 жыл бұрын

@@Damaniel3 The year is 2026. Todd Howard takes the stage at E3. "Skyrim 15 year anniversary edition coming next week, this time with 3 new dog models you can have follow you around. You're welcome. By the way all your mods will break and take 6 months to update. You're extra welcome.

@steve7189

2 жыл бұрын

It’s pretty awesome on the ps5 just saying

@LadyCoyKoi

2 жыл бұрын

@@mckinleyedson1815 Shhh... don't give him any ideas. I want him to finally make a book set featuring the other Elder Scrolls games, especially Marrowind and Oblivion for any modern console.

"This is a bucket." "Dear Todd" "There's more" "No!"

@Sherlock-Eco

3 жыл бұрын

It contains one random veggie fell over to inside by an npc and forgotten in there for 60 days.

@RaptorNX01

Жыл бұрын

"I have done nothing but the fortify restoration loop for 3 days."

Stealth Archers: I tried this challenge, I didn't notice a difference.

@DevinJuularValentine

3 жыл бұрын

Lol yeah I remember in Oblivion making invisibility armour and then realising the game wasn't that fun when you were basically god with a bow

@Athanatov

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn't do much against bosses and other dragons. Conjuration is just as safe and completely universal, in addition to breaking difficulty modifiers.

@msihcs8171

2 жыл бұрын

@@DevinJuularValentine I hate that, I always try to find new ways of upgrading my characters, then they become so powerful that nothing can touch them and then the game becomes boring, probably explains why although I was a pre-order I've only completed the main questlines once in Skyrim

@littlemoth4956

2 жыл бұрын

@@Athanatov If you truly think that, you haven’t played stealth archer.

@Athanatov

2 жыл бұрын

@@littlemoth4956 you haven't properly abused conjuration

“We’ve now cured ourself of vampirism” Still has vampire glowy eyes

@josephdavison4189

3 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmmm

@NopeJustPatrick

3 жыл бұрын

It just works...

@leyrua

3 жыл бұрын

Has anybody ended up with the glowing draugr eyes bug? That really freaked me out the first time it happened.

@Fallout66221

3 жыл бұрын

If I had to guess he couldn't make it to to where he needed to go to cure his character because of sunlight and then he just gave up.

@dillongage7628

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a super common bug when you cure vampirism I've had it happen quite a few times. Usually it fixes itself eventually.

Just a tip for those who don’t know but you can actually save right before hadvar says “who are you” and the save will be under the name prisoner and say you’re a nord but will instantly put you into the character creation screen upon loading in

@ironhidex7554

2 жыл бұрын

Its actually an autosave,u dont even have to do it yourself

@armincal9834

Жыл бұрын

Another clue that we were meant to play skyrim as a nord

@Karlach_

Жыл бұрын

@@armincal9834 Khajiit stealth archer ftw

@armincal9834

Жыл бұрын

@@Karlach_ gameplay-wise yes but Role-playing-wise, he'll no,every quest dialogue etc inn the game was designed for a nord or at least a human character

@Kwauhn.

Жыл бұрын

U fokin' wot? I've watched the intro... SO. MANY. TIMES...

"screw the imperials, the doors closer" pretty much defines why I go with ralof evertime

@charbway

Жыл бұрын

lol same

@EzekiesAcheron

6 ай бұрын

But Alvor has better free shit tbh

@Daveaintreal

Ай бұрын

​@@EzekiesAcheronYeah, if you're implementing Smithing into your build, Alvor has a ton of ingots to get you started.

"We can one hit the world and the world can one hit us back." I suppose that is fair.

@errorusdiere3601

3 жыл бұрын

One might even say, perfectly balanced.

@imaginariumartchannel3988

3 жыл бұрын

@@errorusdiere3601 as all things should be.

@insertnamehere1555

3 жыл бұрын

Botw one hit obliterater vibes intensify

@mxnokuma4335

2 жыл бұрын

America - Every day

@notthed6534

Жыл бұрын

@@insertnamehere1555 Lol yeah, that's literally a one-hit obliterator

Need to defeat Skyrim as a giant, called Hodd Tower'd.

@thunderlipsjoe216

3 жыл бұрын

T H I S

@mindcraft5093

Жыл бұрын

oH my fRIGGIn god yes please

I think my favorite use of this glitch was when I made a ring that increased my sneak by like a billion. I could walk into people, stab them in the ankles, and even crouch mid-combat and they wouldn't be able to find me.

@Cyberplays10

11 ай бұрын

you can do that with 100 sneak

"I hope it's another Skyrim release" convinced spiff is a time traveler

@drakebloodknight7981

2 жыл бұрын

TIL about Anniversary Edition. Welp.

@athomson4136

2 жыл бұрын

came to say the same thing but my internet explorer isnt working properly

@matt840

2 жыл бұрын

yeah but that’s like predicting the sun will rise tomorrow

@charbway

Жыл бұрын

they released skyrim again. anniversary edition is on the switch

Sometimes you take damage when you walk over a skeleton's ribcage, I don't know why. But if it happened in this run, you'd have died because you tripped on a skeleton, which I think is pretty hilarious.

@Buglin_Burger7878

3 жыл бұрын

It is because of how psychics objects like boulders or swinging gates are used to hurt people. When an physic object is pushed into the ground with enough force it basically becomes sandwiched between you and the ground, which forces it to move at insanely high speeds... which results in player damage. This is why the swinging gate which kills the guy who has the golden claw sometimes won't hurt you... while other times it will 1-shot you.

@OZMOD3U5

3 жыл бұрын

I kept waiting for this.

@Altair1243WAR

3 жыл бұрын

@@Buglin_Burger7878 Alternatively, you can outsmart the idiots that installed that trap & walk behind it. Because, IIRC, there's just a space next to a pillar, so you don't even risk tripping it in the first place Arvel is just kind of dumb

@Gorgon01

2 жыл бұрын

@@Altair1243WAR I haven’t played in a few years but if I remember right that space is there because the wall collapsed. It’s why there’s rubble all over the ground in that gap

@Altair1243WAR

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gorgon01 That makes a good degree of sense. I'm 99% certain once I found a way to bypass the trap I just never stopped to contemplate why that worked, though I saw the rubble

“70th time starting Skyrim” I felt that statement to the bone

@prisonerofthehighway1059

3 жыл бұрын

Buncha lightweights if you ask me. I must be in the 200’s for Skyrim starts lol.

@DistortedAlliance

3 жыл бұрын

Knee bone?

@EvilNecroid

3 жыл бұрын

im sure its more then 70 for me

@NopeJustPatrick

3 жыл бұрын

I must have restarted Skyrim thousands of times since buying it, but I think I've only legitimately finished the main quest once, on my very first character.

@EvilNecroid

3 жыл бұрын

@@NopeJustPatrick i still havent finished it hehe

I just imagine this Woodelf having the endurance of a plastic bottle. If someone slightly dips their index finger into his forehead, it leaves a permanent dent.

@normalhuman9878

6 ай бұрын

I did that with a shelf once

"...and we're all excited to see what Tod has in store for us in 2021. I hope it's another Skyrim release." Well Spiffing Brit, you got your wish. LOL

"Why are you smiling? We're literally all about to get murdered." Man knows how lucky he is.

@pargaras

3 жыл бұрын

The prison break was an inside job. They paid Alduin

@CyberSpider35

3 жыл бұрын

He was in kahoots with Alduin all along! I knew it!

@marcinkrz3140

3 жыл бұрын

I knew stormclocks were behind dragon's coming back

@insaincaldo

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcinkrz3140 If the rebels have themselves a dragon, General Tullius is the only one who can stop them.

@hassanhadi5464

3 жыл бұрын

@@insaincaldo yes he will use his sexy voice to say: dragon, dont help the rebels. then alduin will be like: ok, but only because you asked nicely.

"intended features" ah yes my favorite kind of features

@Mehrunes86

3 жыл бұрын

Just wait, TES VI will contain surprize mechanic, oh wait that's EA🤔😁

@mikekelley5529

3 жыл бұрын

Ahhh yes perfectly made by GOD TOD

@stremsniperisbest5728

3 жыл бұрын

It is perfectly balanced as all things should be all these have been made in Todd's infinite wisdom to keep reanu occupied so that we don't all lose our souls

@Altair1243WAR

3 жыл бұрын

​@@Mehrunes86 Yeah, that one was removed just like half the spells in the game lol (It hurts so much, now that I've actually played Morrowind) Can't wait for TES VI, I bet that Fireball spell will be awesome!

@Mehrunes86

3 жыл бұрын

@@Altair1243WAR Master spells, will take 6 hours of grinding or 4,99$🤔 Started playing Oblivion again.

On my first ever playthrough of skyrim I managed to beat the tutorial at like level 5. Exploits are everywhere in this wonderful game

@kastoridesbobur

Жыл бұрын

Pathetic. You can max your sneak by just backstabbing ralof/hadwar on bear moments

@jaxsonbateman

Жыл бұрын

@@kastoridesbobur It's actually suboptimal to do so IMO. Trying to maximise your use of trainers makes levelling so, so much easier, even if you're doing the best tricks and exploits to level skills (you just don't use the trainers for those ones). You want to try and avoid getting more than a single level up between 5-skill up trainer sessions, so that no levels go to waste. With all that in mind, if you can help it it's best to leave the tutorial with as little skilling up as possible. There are other places in the game that you can do sneak levelling tricks.

@Silverfur01

Жыл бұрын

@@jaxsonbateman trainers cost a lot tho, you need a plan in place to get the gold needed to afford them. goldenhills is a good option if you have the anniversary edition, but you'd have to avoid leveling to get there, or accept that you're gonna lose out on a few levels of training. also just want to say, i found sneak attacking ralof/hadvar much faster than walking against a wall. sneak attacking i can get sneak to 100 in about an hour and a half. walking into a wall took at least 4 hours. you can get your one-handed up to about 40ish too, and leave the tutorial at level 17.

10% actually survival with hp 90% enchanting madness. I feel bamboozled

@jaxsonbateman

Жыл бұрын

Then declaring victory with just a one-shot weapon, as though there's no risk of AoE damage or getting swarmed by a group of enemies.

@Bubbly_Dragon

Жыл бұрын

DougDoug has done the actual challenge, and it's glorious

@polalak2

Жыл бұрын

@@Bubbly_Dragon I recommend Mitten Squad

"A health bar doesn't show who's an enemy to you, it shows who's an enemy to themselves." - old man npc

@Shero1337

3 жыл бұрын

What a great video

@ravenshade266

3 жыл бұрын

Glad to see this quote.

@willowwisp2981

3 жыл бұрын

What is this from?

@TROPtastic

3 жыл бұрын

@@willowwisp2981 "Playing an RPG for the second time". That video and its prequel might be interesting if you like deadpan humour. If you do watch it, watch the prequel first

@willowwisp2981

3 жыл бұрын

@@TROPtastic Grazie.

Random NPC: “What is your name?” Totally not Waluigi: “My name is Nigel the Needle.”

@anthonybottigliero8336

3 жыл бұрын

OMG you're right. I thought he looked familiar!

@kingofidioty

3 жыл бұрын

My first guess was also on Maluigi Waluigi's lost cousin

“I hope it’s another Skyrim release” Spiff you friggin prophet.

Spiff - " cured vampirism, cost 900 gold " Nigel, turns around - still a vampire. Good sir?

@r.t.8737

Жыл бұрын

I noticed that too. XD Glitch maybe? XD

@Robotcomedian

Жыл бұрын

@@r.t.8737 i scrolled down to see if anyone else said anything about it

@fairweathertrains3029

Жыл бұрын

Glad I wasn’t the only one!

@Silverfur01

Жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment

@polalak2

Жыл бұрын

@@Silverfur01 Also noticed

“He’s a little bit unique” He looks like discount waluigi

@Carbon2861996

3 жыл бұрын

With a Habsburg chin.

@WickedPhase

3 жыл бұрын

He's beautiful

@gdhjhugtrfedghnjg

3 жыл бұрын

Son: Mom can we get Waluigi? Mom: we have Waluigi at home. Waluigi at home: Edit:spelling mistake

@ferrisbowser3352

3 жыл бұрын

Wah

@theendersmirk5851

2 жыл бұрын

Looks more like a non red Sinestro to me.

Instead of drinking 5 separate cups of tea per video, I now put 5 teabags in one cup. I am now a tea god.

@lowleypeasentmr.l8836

3 жыл бұрын

Efficiency.

@possibear

3 жыл бұрын

outstanding move

@KOTSR

3 жыл бұрын

Just eat the teabags noob

@MrBleakwinter1983

3 жыл бұрын

Living - 1 tea cup challenge is broken

@Galifre

3 жыл бұрын

And I drink 5 cups of coffee per video

I really liked the part where he beat the game

Spiffing Brit: "Some say it is beating up the elderly, but it is necessary" *Bully Maguire smiling proudly in the distance*

Skyrim 101 : Everything goes through the broken alchemy sytem.

@josephlawson2768

3 жыл бұрын

Every time I click on a Spiffing Brit Skyrim video I run my mouse over the middle half of the video bar to see if he's just rehashing the same exploit he always does. Spoiler: He always is.

@11DrinkEnergy

3 жыл бұрын

Its crazy just how actually broken alchemy is, i have been playing this game for years and have hundreds of hours on it, never seen it to be broken to this extent

@weakness.detector

3 жыл бұрын

It's Bethesda, it's not broken, rather it's a secret feature 😉😏👌

@weakness.detector

3 жыл бұрын

@@11DrinkEnergy he took it way further on the Reanu Keeves character

@reav3rtm

3 жыл бұрын

Alchemy stacking abuse goes back to Morrowind. At least this is the first Bethesda game I played. Nothing changed it seems.

“It’s probably my 70th time restarting Skyrim” Those are rookie numbers, you need to pump those numbers up!!

@davidgruzin8269

3 жыл бұрын

Those numbers lack zeroes.

This is like your fifth _long_ video about the fortify alchemy loop... and not the first where you imply playing through/finishing the game, but don't get anywhere near the end. Here's a basic video timeline: 0:00 - 7:00 intro - Intermission to level sneak and spend points 10:30 Meet with khajiit caravan to buy items for the fortify restoration/alchemy loop. - Travel to whiterun 14:35 begin FR glitch tutorial - Travel 16:25 Become a vampire and use a glitch to equip many items for the FR glitch. - Do FR loop in Whiterun 26:46 Make a potion of fortify smithing - Make OP gear - Fight Ebony Warrior - Video ends Can we beat skyrim with 1 HP? _Theoretically,_ yes but we didn't get to see it.

@Rapora9

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I was really looking for an actual playthrough (well, relevant parts at least) where we can see more of "can't take even 1HP of fall damage" moments and other similar moments where you may not be able to always sneak around. But no, it all ends way too soon.

@wrathofainz

Жыл бұрын

@@Rapora9 Exactly! There's so much potential but instead it's a clickbait title. I updated my comment to include what actually happens.

@KeithElliott-zd8cx

Жыл бұрын

to be fair, this isn't a challenge channel like say, mittensquad or nerbit. this is a "can i break shit and if so, how badly" channel. the one hp challenge? just flavor. what specifically do i break to pull this off, rather than can i.

@Azure_fae

9 ай бұрын

He doesn't even exploit legitimately either, he used console commands to give himself the ebony blade hence it being in his inventory at 15:25, and when he "cured" his vampirism, he edited that entire bit out and he still has the vampire eyes afterwards, meaning he either didn't even go do that and lied, or used console commands to edit his character or something and it didn't update his player model, that or he's been using godmode this entire time, which I would believe since he's apparently been using fast travel, which would be impossible since he'd die as soon as he spawned in to the sun. He can't even make a video about exploiting properly without cheating on top of that lmao, such a low effort video and it's completely clickbait.

@thegrubbysir

Ай бұрын

​@@Azure_faecry about it

You can level sneak in bleak falls barrow much easier because you can do it with like 5 draugr instead of 1 bear

@Bannana_00

9 ай бұрын

How where

*sneak attacks bear* Ralof: "sneaking is overrated, eh"

"The ability to one-hit the world, and have the world one-hit back." - Sam Colt, probably.

I mean playing on legendary is basically like having one hp except you have just have to wait a tiny bit longer to die.

@katiehazeltine5312

2 жыл бұрын

Thats called 2hp

I had a build that could get that second ebony warrior. Get high sneak on your boots and level up illusion for invisibility / quiet casting. You cast invisible and enter stealth mode and the enemy loses track of you

"You can't handle my most powerful potions." Nigel the Noodle:

@alkabek9581

3 жыл бұрын

He's a rascal with no respect for knights

Spent hours and 90% of the video at the enchanter and alchemy tables, which we have all seen many times before... spent 30 seconds testing the build on just 2 non hostile enemies.

@DancerVeiled

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, this was pretty memey, ngl.

@userjames2009

2 жыл бұрын

And he still got killed because Armor 5 billion is no better than Armor 700 because of the armor cap that prevents armor from absorbing more than 80% of incoming damage.

30:55 ......... Congratulations Spiffing Brit! Skyrim truly is the gift that keeps ok giving and you got just what you wanted!

I’ve watched like 20 of these and I’m still waiting for him to do the first quest towards beating Skyrim

Person: What’s your religion? Spiff: Tod Howard Person: What? Is that even- Spiff, now drinking tea threateningly: T o d H o w a r d

@Orzulth

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know how it's done, but I would really like to see someone drink tea threateningly.

@WayStedYou

3 жыл бұрын

@@Orzulth TODD

@sdfkjgh

3 жыл бұрын

@@Orzulth: Clearly you've never fought against the Dutch East India Company. F in the chat for the Boxer Rebellion, India, Pakistan, the Maori and Australian Aborigines, etc., etc., _ad nauseam._

@jasonkeith2832

3 жыл бұрын

Please, Spiff's religion is clearly Yorkshire Tea. Or possibly Reanu Keeves.

@NopeJustPatrick

3 жыл бұрын

The list of people who can drink tea threateningly probably isn't very long, but Spiff is definitely on there.

Rioters: "WHERE'S ELDER SCROLLS VI???!!! " *Spiff's phone rings* Todd Howard:" It's time.." Spiff:" Skyrim Is A Perfectly Balanced Game!!"

@cautiouslycynical9786

3 жыл бұрын

Idk what produced more fluids: Bethesda milking Skyrim with 2 extra editions. Or Spiff crapping all over it whenever he needed some fast views.

@wargriffin5

3 жыл бұрын

(Spiff's phone rings) Todd Howard: "It just works."

@Altair1243WAR

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously? We have *at least* two more re-releases of Skyrim before TES VI :)

30:52 you’re in luck! Skyrim Anniversary Edition is coming to stores near you on 11/11/2021!

You know, every time you release another Skyrim video, it unironically makes me want to play Skyrim again to break it. Dispite being almost 11 years old, there are things that still surprise me about the game

Soooooo... Nigel is gonna be "Stealth Archer: The Character"?

@osets2117

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that every character? Lol

@heikkiremes5661

3 жыл бұрын

Every time I'm determined to make and play a different character (two handed, mage, battle mage, necromancer or whatever), but it always degenerates to a Stealth Archer, every goddamn time. D:

@steampunklich

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know how everybody says that. I tried to be stealth archer but it was so boring I became two handed warrior-mage.

@robertolesiliatotacchini5023

3 жыл бұрын

I never played skirim, I only recently play it for the first time and love it, im start wanting to use magic and them i become a stealth archer...

@jasonkeith2832

3 жыл бұрын

Stealth archer isn't a play style, it's a way of life.

Your character looks like he's wearing three moustaches on top of each other. His bottom lip, his top lip, and his actual moustache.

@mathiassvendsen9788

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds suspiciously like you’re insulting Nigel The Noodle.

@Orzulth

3 жыл бұрын

Nigel The Noodle is such a divine being that he DOES have 3 moustaches

Reminds me of my most hilarious Skyrim moment. I was doing a "one-hit-point" challenge and ran across a spriggan who charmed a fox into attacking me and my last save was a 'quick save' JUST before the fight. 1) Yes, a fox CAN damage you, 2) they are remarkably quick, and 3) they seem to take fiendish delight in insta-killing you from an auto-restart after you die.

@numbersbubble

5 ай бұрын

ok old comment but that happened to me with a fox. never encountered the tree being so I thought it had rabies

These videos are the reason I just spent a whopping $13USD to download Skyrim this week after 11 years since I last played

Shoutout to DougDoug for doing the extreme version of this challenge and somehow turning it into two murder cases

@darth-severus

2 жыл бұрын

Fondle was innocent!

Is it just me, or does Nigel look like he's one acid dip away from becoming the Joker?

@h2olemon547

3 жыл бұрын

Looks almost like Benedict Cumberbatch

@satoshikong8852

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking more Waluigi, but yeah.

I clicked on this video thinking it would be cool then see him do the loop for 20 minutes to just kill the ebony warrior :[

I think I may have made my character too op. If I equip my enchanted leather bracers and make a potion, the game crashes. WONDERFULLY BALANCED

Not making a joke, stealth archer is more than just an op meme way to play skyrim. Its relaxing, and really let's you enjoy the scenery and music, and those moments when you line up a long range shot and get that 10 secs of anticipation as your arrow flies through the air before nailing your target from barely in your line of sight- that's just pure zen bliss.

@insertusernamehere895

3 жыл бұрын

Can't forget the cockblock of watching the arrow fly for an eternity to then miss the target.

@nicholausstevens1262

3 жыл бұрын

I love stealth archers. ESO's build for it used slow time and alteration potions to kill a whole room before they even know you're there, even on legendary.

@MrGoatflakes

3 жыл бұрын

Right, I just fell on it naturally. "It just works". My most satisfying, best times in Skyrim are literally sneaking around outside Whiterun and skewering deer through the anus from a million miles away xD

@MrGoatflakes

3 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget it builds your stealth for your eventual transition to skulking cutthroat, which is far more fun than it should be xD

@Altair1243WAR

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrGoatflakes Yeah, Stealth Archer is fun. It's a shame it takes 10 years to lvl stealth without meta though

"The kajits they're here!" My cat walks in

@nightsong81

3 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: His cat is named "Khajit" and heard Spiff calling him.

@imbattlnscurvy5922

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit yes fav KZreadr notices me

@blax140

3 жыл бұрын

fun fact khajit kinda sounds like cat shit

15:52 Oh, I expected the exploit to be that the health reduction causes an underflow bug, causing him to become functionally immortal. Guess not.

Love the fact that there’s like 3 different ways to cheese max leveling your character. The spot w/ the bear is where I turn on the other guy after maxing our the difficulty and spam an iron dagger until I’m 100

Spiff: I've started this game over 70 times. Me: P A T H E T I C.

Simple solution: stack 5 amulets of Talos via so as to use the infinite shout exploit, spam the auethrial shout and use the blood skal blade to damage enemies via the weapon's projectials, by enlarge, you will be almost be invincible in spite of 1 health

Hey this is the only Skyrim KZreadr that I actually like long videos very nice theme and Skyrim and your accent it's all perfect thank you for existing

Him saying it's a late game thing to do the fortify restoration loop... me who did it at level 17 after doing the sneak thing 😅 I did it strait away

"not a glass cannon, but a superlaser made of paper" -some pokemon youtuber i cannot remeber the name of

@thaias9654

3 жыл бұрын

The more extreme form of the Glass Cannon

@zichithefox4781

3 жыл бұрын

A cardboard nuke.

@alba2162

3 жыл бұрын

A self destructing universe shattering leaf cannon that sits apon a house of cards that is next to a chain of dominos that will knock into it

If you use "forceav" instead of "setav, " you won't have to do it again when you reload or crash.

“I hope you’re all excited to see what he has for us in 2021, I hope it’s another Skyrim release” oh how this aged well

For the sneak leveling, it's way more effective to sneak attack ralof, take the key from the imperial before he can get it, and wack away at him. He can't leave until you unlock the door

Good lord Spiff, you’ve created the Four Horsemen of the Elder Scrolls apocalypse: Reanu Keeves Barry the Boneraiser Nigel the Noodle Seymour Cleavage

@giannarone3991

3 жыл бұрын

ACHTUALLLLLLY, SEYMOUR CLEAVAGE WAS IN OBLIVION /s

@thunderlipsjoe216

3 жыл бұрын

Now i have to find the Seymour video

@thunderlipsjoe216

2 жыл бұрын

I actually watched some of the Seymour videos during a binge, it was seriously worth the rewatch. Spiff is a genius.

@RegretfulBirdConsumer

2 жыл бұрын

5 horseman, you forgot hodd toward

@RegretfulBirdConsumer

2 жыл бұрын

@@giannarone3991 tell me this comment is ironic.

"The ability to one-hit the world, and the world can one-hit back." Beautiful.

"you're all excited to see what he has in store for us in 2021, I hope it's another Skyrim release" Well then...

Found your channel far too late, but just wanted to say thanks for entertaining videos. Seriously some of the best Skyrim I have experienced outside the game.

Baffling how different the experiences can be with the same challenge. Mitten Squad is a walk of despair and suffering. Spiffing Brit is a light and overall cheerful experience.

@patrickn.4113

2 жыл бұрын

Mitten doesn´t use exploits as far as I know

@ruse7235

2 жыл бұрын

@@patrickn.4113 only the small ones like quicksave quickload or spam enter/exit power armor through a wall

"The ability to one-hit the world and have the world one-hit back" Right in the feels.

16:05 on my first playthrough of Skyrim this exact thing happened to me while leaving the mine in Dawnstar. I died over and over and couldn't do anything to save myself. My last save was at Helgen Keep and I was like level 20

Hello Sir Spiff! Just to let you know that with the resto loop you can also have infinite shouts as well, with only having to have one Talos amulet! Just chug a 100% or better resto potion and then equip the amulet like you would with the alchemy gear you'd use for the loop and Boom! Infinite Shouts.

"It just works... in mysterious ways" - God Howard

YMFAH collab when?

@sciencepluspotato1294

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Nice. You guys should launch a yorkshire gold flavoured vodka. Would buy just for the memes

@InSanic13

3 жыл бұрын

@e bb Hasn't ymfah already done a voice reveal in his "How to Make a YMFAH video in 120 hours" video?

@Theendman42

3 жыл бұрын

@@InSanic13 YMFAH has already spoken in several of his videos, one noteable one is how to be OP and BL4 in bloodborne, but I recall earlier videos where he spoke too. He also cameoed in Zero Lenny's Demon's Souls remake experience.

@warpbeast69

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Collab with DougDoug too, he has experienced with that challenge

@matthewschneider1398

3 жыл бұрын

@e bb he talked during his Skyrim: level one video

When he said another Skyrim release in 2021 you’d think the spiffing Brit was actually Tod Howard

"I hope it's another Skyrim release" this man got what he asked for

Wait, Mitten Squad is British now?

@Kubidubi11

3 жыл бұрын

I see you are cultured as well. It's only a matter of time until Spiff fights a air vent

@thatfatporo608

3 жыл бұрын

100% spent 30 seconds trying to figure this out

@Th3BlackLotus

3 жыл бұрын

Spiff has been doing a few of these videos recently. He must be trying to be, Spitten Squad

@Angelo-tp3xg

3 жыл бұрын

@@Th3BlackLotus spiffing squad

We need to get Nigel the movie, and have Benedict Cumberbatch play him.

@sdfkjgh

3 жыл бұрын

@TheJenderi: But then, he'd have max charisma, therefore making his hp be effectively infinite. *YOU FOOL, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!*

Spiff your characters have the most magical names, I honestly must know of you ever take a long time coming up with these cause it can take me days to come up with a name none the likes of NIGEL the NOODLE. You’re the man cheers brother

My favourite sneak skill increase bug is sneak attacking the greybeards with an iron dagger. But I also like the hide up and sneak at the top of Dragonsreach. I can’t help but think Balgruuf is looking at me stare at him at the top of the balcony thinking that’s my thane.

Fun fact: The Aspect of Terror perk increases the basedamage of any firespell by 10. Also if you already put 2 ranks into the Augumented flames perk before that becomes 10. This also aplies to the Ignite spell doing 21 damage per second for I think 15s. Dual cast it and it becomes 42. And this actually stacks. Also Ignite doesn't cost that much. You can improve that even further by 25% with the Azhidal mask.

The moment I saw the specifically 117% alchemy ring, I instantly thought "Wonder if Spiff can break Halo."

Always amazing watching you

"Some would say that this is beating up the elderly, but it is necessary; because it's the only way to force her to refresh her inventory and, trust me, we need it"... *inventory doesn't refresh*

Spiffing Brit: Carefully calculated glitches and exploits DougDoug: Trial and error. Mostly error

@Orzulth

3 жыл бұрын

glitches? exploits? Godd Howard didn't include those here. What you're seeing are all *intended features*

Idk man I came to watch a 1hp run not the same exploit loop for the 3rd time

@clarenceofrivia711

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr, his Skyrim videos are so repetitive

@UnknownGamer40464

3 жыл бұрын

I doubt this is what this was, but if this was just part 1 of a series of playing skyrim this way then it'd be fine.

@youtoob5477

3 жыл бұрын

Skyrim = views, views = money. I don't hate the player

@MaximumOvercricket

3 жыл бұрын

Hello, welcome to Spiff's channel.

@thunderlipsjoe216

3 жыл бұрын

Yet it was still enjoyable, anytime he can find a new way to compliment God Howard is worth the time.

When I have nothing to watch (often these days bc yt sucks) I always come back to these Skyrim vids and I wonder why I didn’t just watch them on repeat the whole time lol

The werewolf, vampire lord glitch works for all armour and with werewolf this includes chest armour. You can become a non modded god wearing everything in your inventory and with the steed stone non of the armour will take up carry weight or slow you down. Once you get the perks for light armour and heavy armour and the extra pockets perk from pickpocketing, you will no longer need the steed stone i then suggest the lover stone to learn all skills faster to get every stat too 100 quicker and you can be the true dragon born you were meant to be

Spiff: Spends 40 mins leveling sneak then kills bear with one sneak attack. Ralof: Sneaking is overrated, eh?

This looks like Reanu Keeves with one extra step.

Was it just me who saw the ebony blade as soon as he opened his inventory in dragons reach 😂