Start: "I am just a person" 1 hour later: "What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy."

@ZACHANDJACKSZACHSMAFIA

3 жыл бұрын

I have a joke, whats the best song about the house of Dagoth? Look Upon The Heart by wobblescoff, enjoy it!!

@TragicTester034

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZACHANDJACKSZACHSMAFIA HERETIC ITS *DAGOTHWAVE*

@beanface7408

3 жыл бұрын

Join the Sixth House!

@Bea-the-one-and-only

3 жыл бұрын

@@TragicTester034 welcome moon and star, you come to me through, fire and war, Ooh, Ooh, come naravar, look upon the heart, upon the heart, Ooh, lay down your weapons it is not to late for my mercy, Ooh, Ooh,

@naturewandererZ

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks. Now dagoth wave is in my head.

The leader of the Blades as a shirtless skooma addict is still my favorite character choice in all of Elder Scrolls.

@tntTom174

4 жыл бұрын

ye...try to touch it and he kills ya. He's very touchy about it.

@DeuceGenius

4 жыл бұрын

u gotta sneak steal it like i always did. need the ninja suit from the dark brotherhood so you look cool doing it

@fenixchief7

3 жыл бұрын

He killed me when I stole his pillow by accident just trying to sleep in his bed.

Morrowind is a perfect example of why games don’t need to be perfectly balanced though. The freedom of systems like spell creation are part of what make the game so fun and replayable!

@liamconverse8950

2 жыл бұрын

You can break any game you want really if you just look up cheap ways to do it on the internet, but doesn't that kind of defeat the whole purpose of playing the game and figuring it out on your own?

@duckgo2296

2 жыл бұрын

@@liamconverse8950 everyone who played it the first time of course played it with no exploits. Players only go to exploit territory when they already have experienced most of what the game has to offer.

@sandeman1776

2 жыл бұрын

3000 hours amongst 4 characters and I just started a new playthrough.

@dicktater4801

2 жыл бұрын

I'm imagining tarhiel exploiting enchantment success chance mechanics, thinking he's hot stuff with his o.p. acrobatics scrolls. He was the first Speedrunner. Rip.

@toast6375

2 жыл бұрын

2 types of games 1. Well polished game 2. Bethesda

Spiff's reaction to seeing an argonian in this game for the first time is the exact same one I had the first time I saw them in Oblivion

@tulabutt

Жыл бұрын

Morrowind = actual unique beastman like models. Obilvion/Skyrim = humans with a lizard head.

@MRGilD0

Жыл бұрын

@@tulabutt I kinda wish they used a different model for Khajiit tho. It's pretty weird seeing a feline walk the same way as a reptile.

@SylviaRustyFae

Жыл бұрын

@@MRGilD0 That seems prty correct to me in a sense tho. Both are lithe, tho yeah they do normally achieve such in a slightly different way... I feel tho thats bcuz of size, if both were the same size as a human i feel theyd move prty similar

@toxic_shr00m

Жыл бұрын

​@@SylviaRustyFae JUST WRITE THE FUCKING WORDS

@SylviaRustyFae

Жыл бұрын

@@toxic_shr00m Im dyspraxic; which means i have less fine motor control and as such, i typo **a lot** more than most folk. I fix tons of typos in each comment i write To make myself typo less, i shorten tons of words where my meanin is clear even if my spellin is not rite. As long as im understood, its fine, and folk can always ask me for clarity... Or i cud expend tons more spoons and energy and time on each comment to satisfy pedantic folk who cant stand the way i write out of some snobbish grammarian beliefs about how theres only one way to write every word English used to be rife with examples of folk spellin every word in diff ways from each other and meanin bein understood from context despite imexactness. Shakespeare wrote his own name a half dozen ways

Mage 1: "Who's that weird patatohead-stickman, casting soul trap at the floor?" Mage 2: "I don't know, but i LOVE his personality!"

@slashshooter003

4 жыл бұрын

Mage 3: Indeed, he's weird, but oddly charming. Hours later..... Dr. Hodd Toward: =)

@danielhuddleston3567

4 жыл бұрын

We have a winner

@michael-ti8jy

4 жыл бұрын

Haaahaahahahaha

@michael-ti8jy

4 жыл бұрын

In dy8ng

@ZACHANDJACKSZACHSMAFIA

3 жыл бұрын

@@michael-ti8jy dieting?*

Morrowind is the type of game in which either you break it or it breaks you.

@Xelights

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't even get out of the tutorial area without the game breaking itself. It crashed so much I just gave up on it.

@sir_rodent

5 жыл бұрын

i counldnt find the corner club before it crashed

@Blossemfall

5 жыл бұрын

The game broke me. I played for like 15 minutes, got to Solstiem, and gave up because I had just come from Skyrim and Oblivion I couldn't handle it. I didn't even understand how to fight properly.

@fredfish6177

5 жыл бұрын

* Laughs in Fallout 76 *

@looowlayrs9584

5 жыл бұрын

And when you were 12 it did both

I like how he tries to take the plate at the start but he does it wrong and loses it and just glosses over it lol

@djwiggles666

2 жыл бұрын

He doesn't even bother to show people how to correctly get it. 😂

@Ma1q444

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Fr

@dragnbreath1

2 жыл бұрын

Don't you just have to drop it before dialogue starts then pick it back up after?

@dazzanai560

2 жыл бұрын

@@dragnbreath1 you have to drop it before the guard talks to you and then you can pick it up no problem

@MRGilD0

Жыл бұрын

It's really annoyingly funny how he's making fun of the game, but he continues to do the exploit completely wrong.

That's not how you steal stuff in the tutorial area. In fact when he opens the inventory 7:40 you can see he has nothing of what he thought he had stolen. When the guard halted him, they confiscated the stolen items. To prevent this, you need to place the item on the floor right after you take it.

@lagunalibre117

4 жыл бұрын

Gilpow ive seen a couple of videos about this guy “breaking a game”.... he does a terrible job at it..... just clicked on this to verify he has not improved since...

@shinikamizlight9755

4 жыл бұрын

Was about to comment the same... I discover this when I was 8 years old

@bradwalston2436

4 жыл бұрын

@@lagunalibre117 Yeah sorry infinite damage and immunity to death isn't "BROKEN" enough for you.

@DamianSzajnowski

3 жыл бұрын

@@TaikaJamppa Damn, all defensive since I don't have a tea, huh!?

@johnbockman6078

3 жыл бұрын

If I remember well, he said to take the release order from the table and put it back, after which you can steal the books on the shelf and the guard won't do anything. It's when you have the release order in your inventory that you'll be arrested, and that's when the books are confiscated.

- Become completely invisible - Infiltrate Yorkshire - Find out where they are hiding the tea plantation - Secure the Tea - Become the tea Baron of Britain - Achieve tea based enlightenment

@willquenichet6211

5 жыл бұрын

Robertsnaith *Uncle Iroh entered the chat*

@jasonschumacher1412

5 жыл бұрын

no just max out charisma and ask to be the tea Barron of Britain much faster that way

@TheZephyrsWind

5 жыл бұрын

& get a real life achievement & trophy notification pop up when you do it.

@AdurianJ

5 жыл бұрын

That's gonna be difficult considering their 24/7 security has free tea.

@seba2000100

5 жыл бұрын

enligh'tee'ment

"See that mountain? You can soultrap it." - Hodd Toward at E3 2001.

@nch2004

5 жыл бұрын

@En' Peacee Shekelstein 16 times 0 is still 0

@rumpustime5460

5 жыл бұрын

"See that mountain? You can buy the special dlc to go there, and also buy this premium mountain gem to soul trap it. Using the mountain's soul removes the default 5 item limit on your inventory." -Hodd Toward 2019.

@EricChien95

4 жыл бұрын

@@rumpustime5460 Thats Pete Hines

@santiagoguizzardi3099

4 жыл бұрын

@@nch2004 16 times 0 is 1 but it's broken anyway

@almostadirector

4 жыл бұрын

I just made it 666 likes

> Shows an exploit to steal everything saying it has no consequences > doesn't realise the guard confiscated everything > doesn't even continue stealing everything > doesn't even try to sell any of it > has to walk to balmora. Spiff. What happened here 😂

@Randych

Жыл бұрын

That's how you travel from London to Manchester after you got bonked by some lumpy wankers in a backyard

@satanicglobalistilluminati8100

Жыл бұрын

it does "work" he just did it wrong, you grab it then it says your crime has been reported then you open your inventory and set it down then they tell you its ok then you grab it.

@Kernwadi

Жыл бұрын

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@Mephilis78

Жыл бұрын

yeah. Spiffing Brit is a perfectly balanced person with no exploits.

@Mephilis78

Жыл бұрын

@@Kernwadi that's a lovely list of buzzwords you have compiled. Is that a list of IRL Deus Ex Machinas?

Dr. Sir. Spifficus Britaniacus. Lord of Tea. Maester of Exploits. Authority on War Crimes.

@thecone87

3 жыл бұрын

Britannicus, surely.

@williamwalsh3565

2 жыл бұрын

I call that hairstyle the reaper!

@notu13man63

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated!!

So, here's how selling stuff works in Morrowind: "Hey, wanna buy this Iron Dagger?" "Why the heck would I buy that trash-" "I'm gonna put my signature on it." *"I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK."*

@mandude7358

5 жыл бұрын

OUR stock comrade

@mandude7358

5 жыл бұрын

Comrade! Steel production is down. I said comrade, you must sleep on the ground. I said COMRADE! Seize the fac'try in town/ There's no need! To! Be! A! Wage slave! Comrade! There's a place you can go. I said comrade, when the fires go cold. You can stay there! And I'm sure you'll find ways! To! Make! Your! Self! Use! full!

@fynnsellex9310

5 жыл бұрын

@@mandude7358 You made me sing that out loud, now that song is gonna be stuck in my head for the entire day. Thanks for that, comrade.

@trygveplaustrum4634

5 жыл бұрын

@@mandude7358 It's fun to work in the YOU! ESS! ESS! ARE!

Reanu Keeves and Hodd Toward. If this switching around of initials continues, I'll start pronouncing 'The Spiffing Brit' as 'The Briefing Spit'.

@BenBlackEquinoxEngelhard

5 жыл бұрын

I just call him the "Spitting Tit".

@r3dp9

5 жыл бұрын

Keanu Howard?

@tristanmitchell1242

5 жыл бұрын

@@r3dp9 The Spiffing British Todd Reaves, owner and chief quality control officer of Yorkshire Tea, and archmage of all Morrowind.

@metetural9140

5 жыл бұрын

What about Melon Usk?

@Count.Saruman

5 жыл бұрын

@@BenBlackEquinoxEngelhard Wohn Jick approves. A spitting tit is a very effective murder weapon. I have been very satisfied with it in Isengeonosis.

First Playthrough : Stealthy Archer Second Playthrough : Stealthy Berserker Third Playthrough : Lmao potion maker who become the richest man in morrowind in matter of hour and becoming the legendary warrior-ninja-mage who could jump higher than wtc building and run faster than sonic the hedgehog who shoot poisonous kamehameha that effect at least 10 km radius. Good game 10/10 very balanced

@safetytheflamewolf

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes Morrowind. I always loved to use the Soul Trap exploit to give me ungodly Str and then go on murderous rampages resulting in many empty towns with the random Guards and a Bounty so high you can't even tell how high the bounty really is

@safetytheflamewolf

4 жыл бұрын

Oh and many broken weapons

@snowblood74

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I love about this game xD

@michaelweiske702

3 жыл бұрын

My experience: First Playthrough: Shit Dunmer Second Playthrough: Shit Nord Third Playthrough: Shit Dunmer again Fourth Playthrough: Shit Altmer Fifth Playthrough: Shit Dunmer again Sixth Playthrough: Actually decent medium armored swordsman Seventh Playthrough: Broken

@raistlarn

3 жыл бұрын

Did that with god mode on. This is one of the few games you can be killed by damage with god mode enabled. Just make your kamehameha and shoot an atronach. They have 20% reflect, and the damage overflow will kill you while you are in godmode.

>Makes a video about exploits >Doesn't actually steal the limeware platter Smh

@obct537

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, this was a pretty mediocre "exploit" of this game honestly lol

@Gilpow

4 жыл бұрын

That triggered me really bad

@nazzeem_4388

4 жыл бұрын

How did he get to that mission in the mages guild ive done 3 quests and havent gitten that quest

@Gilpow

4 жыл бұрын

@@nazzeem_4388 you just need to do more quests, don't worry Have fun!

@syphonwarlock7685

4 жыл бұрын

@Jon Dillon you have to drop the limeware plate before the guard talks to you, otherwise the guard takes it from you. If you look at his inventory when he shows it afterwards, he doesn't have anything but the release papers.

fortify spells mixed with soul trap cast at ur feet....makes the alchemy exploit look like an actual mechanic

@obct537

4 жыл бұрын

Alchemy is farrrrrrrrr more broken in this game than the soul trap exploit.

@tehlinik5951

4 жыл бұрын

Did +10000 int/luck/endurance potions (in one potion) with 40000 sec duration 40 minutes in the game.

@Umcarasemvideo

4 жыл бұрын

It's not just a mechanic... It's Lore. Seriously there's a character in universe that does the "exploit" to become the best mathematician in Tamriel, if not the world.

@Gibby34340

4 жыл бұрын

@@Umcarasemvideo Wait, who? I've dug into the lore of the series and haven't heard of that. I'm intrigued.

@Gibby34340

4 жыл бұрын

@1 2 I wonder if Stephen Hawking used that same exploit irl...

That's a silt strider. If I remember correctly, the Dunmer domesticate it by hacking away parts of it's carapace and gently squeezing it's organs until it does what they want it to do. Lovely.

@jacobfreeman5444

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a typical tamrielian. See a new creature? Immediately figure out how to mangle it so you can enslave it.

@LordofDaggerfall

4 жыл бұрын

Tbf the dark and high elves are racist trash lore wise. The other races of tamriel are pretty chill. Besides, ya know, the whole Nord thing or the imperials destruction of the akavir. Maybe the khajiit are cool, but they are heavily complicit in trade of drugs and slaves. Argonians are devil worshipping killers. Wood elves maybe? I dont have one for them.

@jacobfreeman5444

4 жыл бұрын

. They actively spread their forest. Which means they are slowly stealing land from others. This is why the khajiit have a problem with them. The khajiit are fine with their jungles and deserts and here comes wood elves.

@nafaka12

4 жыл бұрын

The wood elves are cannibals aswell

@jacobfreeman5444

4 жыл бұрын

@@nafaka12 Religious cannibals. Their green pact means they are strictly carnivorous and cannot waste any meat. Even meat of sentient beings. Which is no weirder than any other religious on tamriel.

16:55 If staring at the floor to avoid eyes contact with strangers is the way to develop a great personality and popularity, I should be Reanu Keeves by now

@tob8

2 жыл бұрын

Heh, funny

>Todd Howard on drugs That’s not how you say “Michael Kirkbride”, pall

@hochimane6535

3 жыл бұрын

@spam acc imagine what his weed budget must be

@dickboy5274

3 жыл бұрын

@spam acc Michael took lsd for the making of morrowind's lore but ok zoomer

@midday-moonlight6867

2 жыл бұрын

@@dickboy5274 that’s not true, it’s just a widely circulated rumor with no real backing.

@dickboy5274

2 жыл бұрын

@@midday-moonlight6867 backing? Who need that when you have prophetic visions manifested by crack?

Hodd Toward: "I'll trade this little iron dagger for your two most expensive items and all of your gold." Merchant: Hodd Toward: Merchant: "Yeah sure."

@Haimgard

5 жыл бұрын

Hodd Toward: It just works.

@anthonyturner9442

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair he does have a doctorate in khajit trading.

@Sparkle8205

4 жыл бұрын

Ayy a neopets player!

@Blacklist775

4 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyturner9442 no that is Reeanu Keeves This is Hod Toward. Its not Khajit trading, its 67 outfall swindling.

@firstname4097

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sparkle8205 my sister and my mom used to play that game. My favorite was playing soccer ("football") and the strange ship game, as well as the ones to test your reflexes like the board breaking game also my favorite neopet was the one displayed on the board breaking game, and neopets is free UNLIKE WEBKINZ

Morrowind: 100% chameleon. Oblivion: 100% chameleon. Skyrim: No chameleon. Elder scrolls 6: Unknown levels of chameleon. Will they return to tradition?

@TheMuslimMan1337

5 жыл бұрын

Gotta KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid

@itstherealbrace6424

5 жыл бұрын

Invisibility

@GavinWilliamson13

5 жыл бұрын

what about fortify sneak

@TheTrueSpottedStripe

5 жыл бұрын

Too be fair...chameleon is kinda pointless.

@danieldancza6171

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheTrueSpottedStripe yeah, when the sneak system is as exploitable as it is in skyrim, you don't need chameleon

Did you know Todd Howard was also responsible for all the horse animations in Morrowind? Amazing Job!

Ken Rolston was the lead designer for Bethesda's role-playing game, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Todd was lead manager

@killertruth186

3 жыл бұрын

That explains why it was so good.

"High Elf" They sure got that right.

@sagarnegi9464

4 жыл бұрын

I was also thinking the same thing.

@dvnweak5171

4 жыл бұрын

I died of laughing lmao

@Kalenz1234

4 жыл бұрын

Now if he shared in the Blades' Skooma addiction he would become a true HIGH elf.

I remember playing Morrowind when it first came out, I noticed you can barter into the negative, and so for fun I tried to offer -200 for something worth 200, and it worked. I got the item and 200 coins

@happiestaku6646

2 жыл бұрын

It truly is a perfectly balanced game.

@jage570

2 жыл бұрын

It just works.

This game truly makes you feel like the reincarnation of an ancient warrior hero of the dunmer.

@JoeEnderman

Жыл бұрын

Welcome moon and star.

Protip: if you dont wanna do a bunch of mages guild quests before getting feet of notorgo from Only-He-Stands-There you can go to fort moonmoth (a bit east of balmora) and talk to somutis vunnus for the spell with no requirements whatsoever. Also if you wanna easily steal something without being caught to get ez money just jump at the same time you steal the item and you wont get caught.

@notfred1233

2 жыл бұрын

No shit?

@cuagg1

2 жыл бұрын

@@notfred1233 yeah I'm being deadass

@MsDick-tm9we

2 жыл бұрын

Jump and steal is a lie

@anthonyheade7202

2 жыл бұрын

Try Ring of Aversion from Verick Germain in Caldera. You can steal anything in the game with less than 10 stealth if you are behind npc

@liamconverse8950

2 жыл бұрын

In this video he says you can just walk up to the mages guild quest giver at level one and they'll give you the quest to go to the argonian in the South Wall corner club but that's not even true there are a number of prerequisites before you can get that Quest that this video doesn't mention...

Everytime the spiffing Brit says this is a perfectly balanced game it makes me think of a dodgy car salesman

@Zappygunshot

5 жыл бұрын

*slaps top of video game* This bad boy can fit so many bugs in it!

@ed_weird

4 жыл бұрын

This comment also reminds me of how I bought my car. Hmm.

Tea✅. Digestive biscuits✅ Comfy spot on the couch✅. Continue.

@capitalistdave6073

5 жыл бұрын

Replace the tea with coffee

@AxeSwingingManiac

5 жыл бұрын

You forgot to kiss your picture of the queen and bless glorious Britain sir

@broccoliface4501

5 жыл бұрын

Are dark chocolate digestives allowed?

The shout-out to mitten squad in this video genuinely made me wanna cry. Rest in Peace Paul, Give Grandma Sparkle your worst.

"I feel like half this game was made by todd howard on drugs" Close, it was made by Kirkbride, who was definately on drugs when he did the lore and story concepts for the game.

@siegfriedhiryu4660

4 жыл бұрын

Can you provide a source? Half the time I'm convinced someone took a joke and turned it into fact.

@DickThunderchamp

4 жыл бұрын

It was all written in a week long amphetamines binge

@swahilimaster

4 жыл бұрын

@@siegfriedhiryu4660 It was only true to my knowledge for when he wrote the 36 lessons of Vivec, people take that interview and try to extend it to the whole game.

@namelastname766

4 жыл бұрын

nah it was made by some guy who drinks fifty bottles of vodka a day who was on 5 bags of cocaine.

@711ish

4 жыл бұрын

DRUUUGS DUDE LMAO

I used to enchant shields with levitation and magic resistance, matched with the boots of blinding speed. I got so bored after beating the game that I just flew around nuking towns with insanely powerful spells.

@Nynja123TRT

4 жыл бұрын

Did the same with Oblivion in a legitimate save with no cheatsies. Made a drain health spell that had range and OHKO'd every NPC bar the flagged important NPCs. Oblivion is actually so good :')

@sheep83

4 жыл бұрын

I seem to remember enchanting my armour to get 100%, or very near it, damage reflect in Oblivion. Just walked around letting everything hit me till it died.

@Archades6969

4 жыл бұрын

That was my nightly ending ceremony when I was done for the day. Save then nuke the town for the fun of it lol.

I can just imagine the reaction from the villagers from Balmora "Hey you know that outlander that arrived in town last night" "He is now essentially a god now"

@boiledelephant

5 жыл бұрын

"I met him this morning. He was so charming I sold him everything in my shop for 1 gold. Then he summoned an army of zombies and turned invisible. Somehow I still found him very charming, though."

@gelatnis

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe he was born with it. Maybe it's Yorkshire Tea©.

@miguelpereira9859

5 жыл бұрын

@@boiledelephant Now that's what I call role-playing

“i’ve had nightmares of that thing, and i’ve never played this game!” god i love this so much

For some extra fun: I believe that if you put a few points of AOE on a cast on target buff, you can permaspell other entities with the soultrap cheese. This means those permanent summons can also have ten thousand health and deal apocalyptic damage with their total lack of weapon durability.

Just when i thought Seymour Clevarge was the most impressive specimen I've ever seen there's Hodd Toward

@MouseGoat

5 жыл бұрын

you silly fool, no one can see the mighty Hodd Toward ^^

Are we going to to see a "Transport Tycoon is entirely fair and balanced"?

@davankrueger1725

5 жыл бұрын

that is becase it is

@gemsdirtykitchen3658

5 жыл бұрын

except building roads over competitor's railroads and then destroying them. :-)

@davankrueger1725

5 жыл бұрын

@@gemsdirtykitchen3658 nothing unbaliced it is truely pufect

@chriscary4074

5 жыл бұрын

@@davankrueger1725 /murders the first born child of competitor to scare them out of buisness\ Yup, perfectly balanced

@sethmoyer

5 жыл бұрын

OpenTTD is a fantastic project, and it runs great on modern computers. I prefer the RollerCoaster Tycoon games but I do understand why people may prefer TTD.

Putting max sanctuary on was pretty fun too. You could also drain any skill by 100 points for 1 sec on self and then train with a novice trainer for one gold. The spell wears off and you keep the point. You can get almost every stat to 100 with the beginning trainers in Balmora. It's pretty great.

@MrSeedi76

2 жыл бұрын

That can be exploited even further by making a spell "Drain skill 100 on self and Fortify Skill 100 on touch". That way you can turn any trainer into a master level trainer for every skill for which you make a spell because as soon as one of his skills is raised to 100 he will offer training for that skill.

Funny thing in the Census area where the Captain gives your duties. He happens to have a warehouse key behind in the bookshelf. You can drop every item you've looted in the previous room (making sure the cursor doesn't just delete the dropped item) and swiftly grab the key & open your inventory. You drop the key, be warned once more that this is a tutorial area, then proceed on picking up everything you've dropped. All items dropped are overwritten from being stolen items & won't cause any trouble picking them back up. The very next door in front happens to be the warehouse and with the key, you can plunder every confiscated goods in there including a decent armor set, Skooma & Moon Sugar. You can set your path to Balmora & the mage guild's Khajiit will be happy to buy off any illegal goods. 2000 g per day to be made.

"He's not just an undercover agent, he's actually a drug addict!"

"Morrowind is broken" I mean, intelligence potions stack which makes your next potion more powerful and you can buy the ingredients in shops, so...

@agihammerthief8953

5 жыл бұрын

Skooma also stacks, so you can huff a thousand bottles of the stuff and jump across Vvardenfel in one hop (getting splatted by Mistress Gravity at the end).

@IvanSoregashi

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't that pretty logical tho?

@seanpowers1899

5 жыл бұрын

It was a beautiful moment when I made potions so strong I got 50k Intelligence and Luck, made a series of spells Hand of God #1-3, which got my hand to hand up to 2500. One power attack knocks Mournhold guard down for an entire minute. Good times 10/10

@Creepybusguy

5 жыл бұрын

@@seanpowers1899 I did the same but made a fireball that obliterated Balmora

@F0r3v3rT0m0rr0w

5 жыл бұрын

And its piss easy to do, The speedrun of this game is .... very fast.

Seeing the "sir dr" part at the beginning reminded me of my titles. I got bored over a few months so decided I'd try to collect as many titles as possible so far i have "lord sir reverend" but now it seems I need to work on the doctorate too

4:01 Fun fact, "that thing" is in the Dragonborn DLC of Skyrim and it's a living thing The more you know

Spiff: picks haircut Me: “by azura by azura by azura!”

@mako4268

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@WeirdTroll666

4 жыл бұрын

Why god why.....

@BurritoLuvr

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t believe it’s you..standing here, next to me!

@Green-Raccoon777

3 жыл бұрын

@@BurritoLuvr I can't believe it's *you...* Standing *here,* next to *me!* You gotta add emphasis on those words.

@beanface7408

3 жыл бұрын

"It's the Grand Champion!"

The 100 stat man is back as Hodd Toward in Morrowind

I loved watching this so much. Me and my friend used to do this when we were obsessed with this game when I was 13 (15 years ago!!) finished whole playthroughs with suped up characters. Only prob was the guilds would still read your stats as the base number for advancement requirements.

I loved how broken morrowind was.. I made a ring that was levitate 1 pt on self.. I could walk into the sky.. bt I made a spell where you would summon golden saints and soul trap them looking down so they were permanent companions till they died.. when I got in combat I'd put my ring on and walk into the sky and summon a horde of golden saints to decimate my foes!! my only weakness were cliff racers.

When Morrowind came out, I was amazed by the graphics. I installed it three years ago and all my childhood memories were destroyed..

@thedarkness125

5 жыл бұрын

There are mods that make it look quite good. Still not amazing but quite good.

@XenophonQ

5 жыл бұрын

Check out the Morrowing Sound and Graphics overhaul. Honestly looks better than vanilla skyrim.

@PK-rg9lx

5 жыл бұрын

@@XenophonQ This is the way to play it right here. Plus there are (I think) 2k/4k textures available too. It absolutely destroys vanilla Oblivion by comparison.

@dza1104

5 жыл бұрын

I quit gaming a while ago and only own a notebook at the moment that hardly runs any games. But thanks for the input guys.

@stylesrj

5 жыл бұрын

@@dza1104 For a second, I thought you said you had an actual notebook... and that would explain why it'd hardly run any game.

Invisible Brits Colonizing? *OH YES*

@PTB_BE

5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Invisible flags walking into your country, and the tea walks itself out

@nerofl89

5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit To be fair, you start as a prisoner on a boat, heading to a very large island, honestly I thought you would go with a name with an Australian theme.

@BlueNEXUSGaming

5 жыл бұрын

The only problem with the plan is the invisible flags, so nobody knows that it's Brittan. It could be a Xerox of your Butt, and nobody would know.

Spiff when starting a new game: *breathes* Game: you now have infinite gold and are immortal at lvl 1

I played Morrowind for an hour, died, realized I hadn't saved once since starting the game. Yeah.

@MrSeedi76

2 жыл бұрын

I once played for a complete night, saved always in the same save game, then the Xbox (the 1st one) crashed while saving. Save game was corrupted. Since then I always use 4 saves that I constantly alternate between.

@kitsnap1228

Жыл бұрын

@@MrSeedi76 You where lucky...I had a 250 hours save who vanished of my xbox one day, cries and rage ensued.

@JoeEnderman

Жыл бұрын

I did this twice, but I finally figured out the save system. Now I have started abusing the saves to do stupid stuff.

@freedom-man

9 ай бұрын

in morrowind its easy to forget that YOU DON'T HAVE AUTOSAVES

@JoeEnderman

9 ай бұрын

@@freedom-man you can if you sleep, or at least it is an option in OpenMW.

"Most charismatic person in the entire universe" *Keanu* The tea gods smile upon this decision. ( 16:25 )

@FilmsNerf2

5 жыл бұрын

*Reanu Keeves

You actually want Luck, not Intelligence. Fortify Ability can be bought at the first town with a bit of Exploration. There's also a Quest for locating the local Tax Collector (no Quest Giver NPC), you can Rob him of his Gold (corpse guarded by some Mud Crabs near the first town on a little bit of land with heavy bushes, it's about the same distance to the oversized flea you can hire as a transport), then say he had nothing to the guy who asked for your class. Those items you stole at the beginning can be actually stolen, but you need to Drop them before you are spoken to. You can comfortably leave the first town with roughly 1k if you do all of the quests, which involves beating up the murderer of the Tax Collector (in the Slums, he fist fights you) as well as looting a secret stash in a hollow treestump (you can spy on the guy putting it in the stump from atop the Lighthouse). With 100k Luck you can literally buy things for free, which is normally an infinitesimally close to zero percent. Like, literally 1 Gold has a 1000% higher chance to succeed, not an exaggeration. Also, for more stable Spellmaking, you want to set both to 2 Seconds. Additionally, if you play as a Kahjit your Character gets Bonus Damage on your Punches. Can't break your Fists. Also, if you follow the path left, you can find 3 Scrolls of Fortify Acrobatics (the only 3 I'm aware of in the game). Hodd Toward is actually not the strongest, as I had Fortify 199.9k in every Stat. Once a Stat reached Lv 100 it would have totaled 200k. If you don't have Spell Reflection or Spell Absorption you can lose your godly fortifications to a stray Dispel.

@Yotanido

5 жыл бұрын

You can also give the money (200 gold) of the tax collector to socucius, kill the murderer and get 500 gold as reward. Plus some healing potions from the lighthouse lady iirc.

@BlueNEXUSGaming

5 жыл бұрын

@@Yotanido Yeah, but my point was that you don't *need* to return the money, as there is no benefit for it outside of Fame. You can keep the cash, kill the murderer, get the items from the Widow & the bounty from killing the murderer. 700 Gold + Loot from that Quest alone. Also there's some Lockpicks you can use to unlock a Chest before you exit the first building with your papers, and the Magic Ring in the barrel just before the second building. The first town is absolutely full of loot.

@Yotanido

5 жыл бұрын

@@BlueNEXUSGaming Oh, for sure. There's even an axe in a tree stump. The ring you actually have to take, or it won't let you through the door. As for the chest, you get directed toward it when you pick up the lock pick, though there's only like 30 gold in there. Didn't know you get the 500 gold even if you don't give him the money. Good to know.

@BlueNEXUSGaming

5 жыл бұрын

@@Yotanido Oh? I sometimes left the Ring behind actually. Perhaps they patched it. I was on the Xbox Original version (complete with the memory overflow crashes)

@Yotanido

5 жыл бұрын

@@BlueNEXUSGaming Ah, I've only ever played the game of the year edition on PC. (Using vanilla engine at first and in the last two years or so with OpenMW)

"No! No! ... Todd! ... You can't do this to people!" I'm crying! :-D

That shoutout to Mitten Squad was the greatest!

I can still hear the intro dialog in my head, by Azura i love this game:). "stand up, there you go. you were dreaming." And.. "Ahh yes, i've been expecting you."

@decimusanothos5178

5 жыл бұрын

AAHHHHH yes

Random Lore: the Siltstriders (the thing Spiff was terrified about at the start) are the main transport in Morrowind they are controlled by carving those strange crevices into their back and directly pull on their exposed nerve-ends.

@theapexsurvivor9538

5 жыл бұрын

Gotta love peyote fuelled visions being transitioned to video games...

I love how offended he is about how tall the high elf is and how the argonian bodies look in Morrowind, when thats really how they SHOULD be in Skyrim. Like it makes ense that different races are different sizes and different anatomies, I'd love to have seen that type of stuff in skyrim!

@bugboy9915

2 жыл бұрын

Lets hope es6 makes argonians and khajiits great again and unique

cool tip the dark elf you see in the ship with you at the start of the game in Morrowind is the same dark elf you find in the soul cairn in the skyrim dlc

@goonterthesociallyawkward367

Жыл бұрын

Ah, Jiub. U also see his head in Kvatch in Oblivion after the aftermath of the siege

btw the quest he shows, is the like 8th quest from the Balmora Mages guild, somewhat false info by spiff tztztztzz the morrowind fans are not amused

@pissedoffturtle7333

4 жыл бұрын

Let's hope this strongly worded comment makes him buck his ideas up.

@gavenatkins7953

4 жыл бұрын

Thank u, was so confused, I was going right along his video and was just boggled and now idk what to do lol. But this helps thank u

@Gibby34340

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was like WTF. Did he somehow sequence-skip a questline...?

@boatinglamp2076

4 жыл бұрын

An easier way of getting fortify attribute is to go to the Balmora Temple and buy divine aid from Llarara Omayn

@doctordirt4481

4 жыл бұрын

@@boatinglamp2076 thank you

spiff: Todd Howard made this game while on drugs and having nightmares. spiff but in the character creation menu: totally not horrifying.

@prettybitchmarquitos392

5 жыл бұрын

It was not Todd Howard but Michael Kirkbride who wrote the lore for Morrowind high on drugs in his basement

@canisdirus6045

5 жыл бұрын

@Sightless_Seeker You mean Confessions of a Dunmer Skooma-Eater?

He didn't even exploit the most powerful thing in this game: Alchemy, super-potions(or for skyrim players: The Fortify Intelligence loop.).

So many fun memeories of doing this back in the day. Morrowind had so many ridiculous exploits. Thanks for the nostalgia trip and the laughs.

Dr. Hodd looked at a paintbrush and went: "This, this is the pinnacle of hairstyles."

@agihammerthief8953

5 жыл бұрын

Or an onion bulb.. Godd Coward has layers.

I'm going to drink tea everytime the game breaks itself _sees morrowind_ Well seems like I need to buy more tea

I loved the exoticness of Morrowind, and now can't wait for Skywind to be released. Seriously I'd do *ANYTHING* to see that update come to fruition!!

I watch these videos while playing morrowind on my phone. Great mix.

One of my favorite things about playing Morrowind "As intended" was that some things were just tougher than you. You walk into the wrong bandit cave and a level 20 bandit with a glass war-axe of paralysis would just light your shit up. More modern games like Oblivion and Skyrim would scale the enemies with your player level so you always had a fighting chance. There were some truly hard enemies in Morrowind that were just unbeatable if you weren't tough enough.

@Novasky2007

5 жыл бұрын

I experienced something like that when a big maggot thing chased me screaming all the way out of the swamp and back into town where it killed several guards while i coward in a corner but i got a bunch of free gear from the aftermath XD

@phoenixlordx4625

5 жыл бұрын

Huh? Draugr lords, giants and mammoths for example have a minimum level. You cant beat them right away. Actually most enemies are at least level 10 and start to scale later on. I died enough times in Skyrim fighting enemies that were still too strong for me.

@jarredjones3358

5 жыл бұрын

@@phoenixlordx4625 Agreed, my first troll whooped my ass. Many of the enemies scale with you though. In oblivion quest rewards would scale with you as well, and if you wanted the best possible gear you had to be like level 26. Doing a quest for a good unique weapon super early would render it almost useless much later in the game, since it would stay scaled down for a lower level character. In Morrowind if you could find some end-game gear early on it stayed good for the whole game.

@boiledelephant

5 жыл бұрын

​They both have their own implementation flaws. Skyrim's endgame levelled experience gets frustrating, because you know logically you should be OP but you're still meeting random starting area bandits who pose a serious challenge, even though you've killed dragons and ended civil wars. Morrowind's unlevelled structure is better, but without any crafting professions or ways to improve your gear, improving your character basically amounts to a treasure hunt. You can get lucky (or rob the Redoran vault) and be OP, or you can be unlucky, find no decent gear for your class, and really struggle. Both games also have a problem with unlevelled quest NPCs. Both have quest chains with preset NPC stats and situations. These assume a player will encounter them at a certain level, but because they're open world games, players don't - they might pursue a central quest much earlier or later than expected, and find it impossible or trivially easy as a result. Both games could be drastically improved, I think, by squishing all of the stats. The whole problem is that, when you're low-level, tougher enemies aren't merely tough - they're unkillable. You get ganked by local wildlife that should just be fairly tough, because the numbers say you can't win yet. This aggressive difficulty curve encourages players to find ways to OP themselves. In Oblivion and Skyrim, the game then responds to players becoming OP by artificially scaling up enemies, which robs the player of any sense of being OP, which is frustrating after they've worked hard to attain it. Squishing the disparity between low and high level stats would fix all of this. If all actors had stats on a similar scale, the focus of levelling up would be on obtaining new, useful skills, rather than playing the numbers game. Rather than inflating health, armor and magicka pools, have players gradually unlock more kinds of mitigation and defense so they get tougher. Rather than inflating damage stats, have them unlock more utility abilities to gain new tactical advantages in combat. Skyrim has mitigation, defensive abilities and utility abilities already, but most are buried really far into the various skill trees and they've overshadowed by the race for bigger stats. TL;DR: they should reduce all the numbers to a smaller range, so that the focus is on skills and abilities rather than min-max stat buffing.

@alien0gamer139

5 жыл бұрын

@@phoenixlordx4625 A lot of people don't realize how levelled the game is.

This game was where I learned the definition of "exploits." The potion vendor in Balmorra that would restock her supplies based off of what you solder her, so you could exponentially increase her stock of anything. Then use that to make potions of increasingly powerful strength, which you sell her to buy ingredients, and make ultra potions of all your stats.

@stylesrj

5 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't that lead to a problem where if the potions wear off, you'd die because the game would subtract the added health from your HP bar? So you'd need to keep on buying those ingredients, selling everything you own just to stay alive as withdrawal would kill you?

@2013Arcturus

5 жыл бұрын

@@stylesrj nah because once they are potent enough it sorta works like the soul trap. They _do_ wear off, but you have such a long time you can easily remember to refresh.

@stylesrj

5 жыл бұрын

@@2013Arcturus How long are we talking about? In-game years?

@iTheGM

5 жыл бұрын

This. Potions are the real exploit. Make a potion of fortify int. Drink it. Make another. Repeat. Each one fortifies more and last longer than the previous. Pretty soon you have what is essentially infinite int for essentially infinite duration. But be careful with the speed potions. Very easy to make the game unplayable. Like, tap forward and travel across half the continent unplayable. Clip through textures unplayable. Stick with the spell for fortifying speed.

"He is well dried out pringle" -the sniffing brit

@demonblade700

3 жыл бұрын

fuck i gotta bring u back to ur comment u made me think of spiffs character as a giant nose snorting yorkshire tea bags

Had a High elf once who was maxxed on every stat, and 50k+ on the Health/Magick, & Fatigue. It was a blast to play. Boost your magicka to 60k, and create a ranged spell that does 100% weakness to fire/frost/lightning/magic & 100% fire/frost/lightning damage. I call it "The Dragon Slave" (courtesy of Lina Inverse).

"Is This Henti?" The Spiffing Brit 2019 On Valefisk's Video

As the self-appointed President of the Reanu Keeves Can Flub, I say MOAR.

I love how the guard just instantly took all the things he stole and he didnt even realise

I seriously like just subscribed today and Spiff mentioned my man Mitten Squad! Love this guy already! And tea!

"todd, you cant do this to people!" i immediately saw a llama in a hat yelling at another llama in a hat. "Caarrl!"

@SladeShadows

5 жыл бұрын

thank you for reminding me

Morrowind is still my favorite game and some of my favorite exploits. Using Soul Trap on a summon spell is my favorite exploit; I always do Golden Saints. Basically makes the game into mount and blade. I always used the intelligence potion to get mega smart though. Because intelligence also makes potions better... And the ingredients for an intelligence potion are just marshmellow and wheat!

Rip mittensquad

Tod howard probably had to give some breathing room to the devs/creators instead of just doing what the money people said. Thanks for the nostalgia trip.. still the best Elder scrolls.

Morrowind is the best game ever made. I fell in love with it so fast.

@WeirdTroll666

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

@jswany72

3 жыл бұрын

Samme

@PolishGod1234

3 жыл бұрын

It's not. It's good but kinda dated. Game which came out the same year which is better is Gothic 2

@Azure9577

2 жыл бұрын

Sameee

That giant bug is Morrowind's answer to the horse and cart in Skyrim, it's a hideous monstrosity, that he controls by prodding the thing's brain with teaspoons.

@wynngwynn

5 жыл бұрын

it's actually kind of sad because they cry in pain all the time :(

@timeforvintagepancakes9751

5 жыл бұрын

When the game first came out I was like 12 and those things fucking terrified me

I laughed for 10 mins when that argonian came from the mist

I know this video is a bit old, but the Mittensquad callout is amazing! I just like it when my favorite youtubers mention each other.

Everyone knows it's the horrible balance that makes the game fun. (And by the by, Luck is far more powerful than Intelligence.)

@majormarketing6552

4 жыл бұрын

What does luck do?

@zayan6284

4 жыл бұрын

@alvi syahri basically, your character is trash. If you keep fighting for a while you'll level your skills up and hitting your strikes will become easier

@ahegaomyeggo5773

4 жыл бұрын

@alvi syahri it's RNG

@ZoltarSoulFunk

4 жыл бұрын

@@majormarketing6552 The higher your luck is, the more likely the chance is of someone attacking you 'missing' the strike. You can exploit the alchemy skill by stockpiling items that fortify just about anything, you can create potions that increase your luck by thousands that lasts for a very long time. Basically anyone can just keep hammering on you and not hitting ever.

@bioforce5

4 жыл бұрын

@@majormarketing6552 Luck effects literally every calculation in the game. Any time your luck goes up, you become better at EVERYTHING including things that no other stat effects. You should always put a point into luck when you level up, and it's probably best to take luck as 1 of your 2 favored stats when creating your character because it's always useful.

Todd Coward on drugs? Oh, no no no my friend. This is the work of Micheal Kirkbride, the 10th devine.

@CloseingStraw97

5 жыл бұрын

And it was Mushrooms that he went on a week bindge on it.

@SPARR0E

5 жыл бұрын

@@CloseingStraw97 And also a bunch of the lore was based on TES themed d&d games he'd play with his friends.

@CloseingStraw97

5 жыл бұрын

@@SPARR0E Nice, which edition of D&D?

@SPARR0E

5 жыл бұрын

@@CloseingStraw97 I'm not sure if it was d&d specifically, or homebrew. If it was d&d it would have been 2nd or 3rd addition at the time. Kirkbride played as Vivec, and his friends were other members of the tribunal, and the original Neravar I think.

@CloseingStraw97

5 жыл бұрын

@@SPARR0E OH WOW, didn't know that. Guess someone got really REALLY pissed at their fellow characters to dedicate an entire GAME based on that.

My favourite trick in Morrowind was using the construction kit to make a potion that lasts for a minute or two and maxes out your acrobatics and speed, and also makes you walk on water and jump like 50 to 100 feet in the air. It's pretty fun, you feel like Superman, running around super fast and leaping over tall Silt Striders in a single bound, running across the surface of lakes and rivers, and jumping up mountains like they're mole hills.

I kept hearing... Incredible Hulk Hod Towers. 🤣🔥 Your content is hilarious mate. Thank you✌️

Have you thought about playing Divinity: Original Sin as a telekinetic barrel mage? I used to do that, and thought that might be right up your ally

"Todd howard made this while he was on drugs and having nightmares" Hehehehehhh the fact that this isn't too terribly far from reality, it just wasn't Todd

@G59forlife.

5 жыл бұрын

Prince Charmless It was Hodd 🧐

@karamaji181

4 жыл бұрын

@@G59forlife. it was kirkbride

@Spencerdoken

4 жыл бұрын

My Boi Michael Kirkbride.

That character run animation is just "chef's kiss" perfect.

In Morrowind it is possible to jump over the whole map in just one single leap. A jump spell, a fortify acrobatics spell, and an enchanted item with just 1 point of feather fall, and you are all set. Dont use more than point of slow fall, or you wont be able to jump nearly as far. Not only is it the single most effective way of getting around, it is also hillarious.

This game saved Bethesda from bankruptcy. Also Todd had next to nothing to do with it. Coincidence? I think not.

@feefaa5506

5 жыл бұрын

But Todd Howard was in charge of producing the game?

@nwahnerevar9398

5 жыл бұрын

@@feefaa5506 and basically everything good about it had to be snuck past him because he didn't like anything that made the game unique. Like there's a book where the God Vivec 69s the Daedric King of Rape.

@feefaa5506

5 жыл бұрын

That's a bit of a far fetched statement to say this book meant he had nothing to do with the game but oke

@nwahnerevar9398

5 жыл бұрын

@@feefaa5506 look up polygon's oral history of morrowind. basically everyone that worked on the game says that todd was not a fan of the more creative stuff

I love how the "high elf" looks baked as hell

This was wonderful. I own Morrowind in many forms but I haven't played it in years. This has definitely inspired me to go back to that game :)

This video had me in stitches, thank you and well done

My favorite part of this video is that he didn't get any of the books or Limeware Platter from the Census Office at the start.

The way characters hold there hands out makes them look like they wanna grope

Been playing it for the first time, Dunmer, made a class called Nomad, magickey medium armored stabby guy, loving it working on the telvanni and morag tong quests, little bit of main story but not alot

@Apettyexistence

Жыл бұрын

Did you beat it?