I DEMAND that Bethesda release the Todd Howard's Hair DLC.

@benjaminpujol711

3 жыл бұрын

I Would pay at least 20 dollars for it

@mercury6800

3 жыл бұрын

It will come with the $60 Cyber truck edition of Skyrim

@truewalter4193

3 жыл бұрын

For a small price of 120$ its yours

@jonasred7512

3 жыл бұрын

There's actually a Mod for Todd

@dragonlord3961

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit They Really DO!!!

"Todd Howard created every single Mod for Skyrim." Well, that makes Todd Howard a huge pervert.

@namikosai9466

3 жыл бұрын

That would mean that he also made the mods for creatures- including horses- to have dicks and twats. I’m not even joking, those are really mods for Skyrim.

@sahave5042

3 жыл бұрын

Namiko Sai My question is how do you find that mod

@ThePlayerOfGames

3 жыл бұрын

@@sahave5042 you'd need to look for some sort of laboratory, for lovely people. A loverslab if you will…

@yeetdragon1629

3 жыл бұрын

ExDee Wobblum PLEASE GOD NO NOT AGAIN

@yeetdragon1629

3 жыл бұрын

ExDee Wobblum also elite dangerous is an awesome game

Alternate title: "Saying Todd Howard for 27 minutes while breaking skyrim"

@seven8520

3 жыл бұрын

You should apologize, before Todd Howard decides to create a mod that erase you from Tamriel permanently just because you can't actually be Todd Howard.

@ninjabluefyre3815

2 жыл бұрын

THAT'S EVERY GODDAMN SKYRIM VIDEO!

@S0renz

2 жыл бұрын

Alternate alternate title: "Saying Todd Howard and obsessing over Yorkshire Tea for 27 minutes."

I love that you can walk into Windhelm in an Imperial uniform and not get into any trouble with the guards/ulfric/stormcloaks. It just works.

@janmeier8018

2 жыл бұрын

Atleast the guard mentions it briefly at 13:15

@gamemaster1608

2 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile, in Fallout New Vegas, If you try that in some NCR camp: "So you have chosen... death"

@afro__g5217

2 жыл бұрын

You know these Stormcloaks don’t want smoke with the Dragonborn😂

@domino_201

2 жыл бұрын

they sometimes say "I think you're in the wrong place, friend." so respectful

@beforelifewaschaos

Жыл бұрын

-Todd- God Howard ＼⁠(⁠◎⁠o⁠◎⁠)⁠／

"That's a master lock, so we have no chance of opening this badboy" Dropping a quicksave: Not with THAT attitude.

@stevenqu3

3 жыл бұрын

Presses the tilde key: Exactly

@marlainathiel1418

3 жыл бұрын

Me with a lock pick skill of 100 all the perks and so many lock picks the game can only show the number 99+ when In reality i have millions

@marlainathiel1418

3 жыл бұрын

Me with a lock pick skill of 100 all the perks and so many lock picks the game can only show the number 99+ when In reality i have millions

@marlainathiel1418

3 жыл бұрын

"Laughs in hardworking skyrim fan who plays to win"

@fenfrostpaws2000

3 жыл бұрын

@@marlainathiel1418 pffffft, no one should waste perk points on the lockpicking tree. Just loot and/or buy every lockpick you can find and pray to RNGesus

"Windhelm has a mass murderer running around around. And no, before you start thinking it, it's not actually me." Yet. *Quicksaving...*

@uow1313

3 жыл бұрын

🤣i see you dragonbourne

Spiff: Jokingly mocks up a PS5 Skyrim case... Bethesda: that's genius... We shall call it 🤔 Skyrim: Anniversary Edition

@citrus_fruitz8184

2 жыл бұрын

Too perfect

@RmnGnzlz

2 жыл бұрын

@@citrus_fruitz8184 Todd perfect*

@technothedome6310

2 жыл бұрын

it would be genius... if microsoft didnt buy the damn company

@YouTubecanfuckagoat

2 жыл бұрын

@@technothedome6310 Why do you think MS buying out Bethesda & Zenimax is a bad thing ? Just curious.

@joeh858

Жыл бұрын

@@KZreadcanfuckagoat they're buying out a ton of companies and because monopolies are bad. microsoft bad. windows bad. gates bad.

NO PICKPOCKETING IS NECESSARY. It's much faster and easier to do this. As soon as you agree to sell the amulet, back out of the dialog while he is still talking, open your inventory and drop the amulet on the ground. Wait until he gives you the 500 gold, pick the amulet back up and repeat the process. Enjoy 😁

@PooBrainBatman

2 жыл бұрын

What about the EXP!

@PooBrainBatman

2 жыл бұрын

BTW I also tried this and it duplicates the amulet. He still has one in his inventory that you can steal.

@ravenbailey4088

2 жыл бұрын

What amulet are you talking about??

@PooBrainBatman

2 жыл бұрын

@@ravenbailey4088 the one in the video brit uses.

@ravenbailey4088

2 жыл бұрын

@@PooBrainBatman ok thanks😁

“That’s a masterlock, so we have no chance of opening this bad boy.” I think the LockPickingLawyer would disagree with your assessment of the security of Masterlocks...

@andreasnowack8014

3 жыл бұрын

A nice click out of one, and it's open :)

@MarkoPolo1223

3 жыл бұрын

As they say "A master key opens any lock, a masterlock opens with any key."

@samsonguy10k

3 жыл бұрын

I've opened a Master Lock first try at very low level. Not like it has happened again, but I won't let some Dominant mechanical security device tell me what to do.

@user-dw5uy3in5j

3 жыл бұрын

_2 seconds later_ We will do it again to show that it's not a fluke.

@Taolan8472

3 жыл бұрын

Well see thats because LPL and Bosnian Bill invented the Skeleton Key and then presented the original to Her Ladyship Nocturnal the Mistress of Shadows. Also because LPL plays with the mod that adds back in Oblivions lockpicking minigame which is impossible to fail once you learn the trick.

Todd Howard, the great prophet was correct. Every table in my house has a game of Monopoly on it.

@NickTheGreatAndPowerful

3 жыл бұрын

Could be literal, in my case, my family has like 30 different varieties of Monopoly.

@bogdanpostole7251

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit even a tea version?

@blazedgamingkr1438

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit I would love to see an actual "The Spiffing Brit" edition Monopoly game. It would be so balanced.

@pokeme5293

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Surely one of them is Simpsons Monopoly?

@NickTheGreatAndPowerful

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit I'm glad I'm not the only one whose loved ones collect Monopoly games.

"That's a master lock, so we have no chance of opening this badboy" Well, no, but actually yes.

@necrobynerton7384

3 жыл бұрын

yea not possible but very much possible with enough dedication and the right amount of lockpicks

@user-et8vm9cc3t

3 жыл бұрын

@@necrobynerton7384 YUp, it's all a matter of a number of lockpicks...

@212mochaman

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-et8vm9cc3t its even more a matter of possibility with a follower whose never picked a lock in their life. Follower commands are remarkably balanced and realistic when you're not using them for the intended purpose of joining the space program against giants

@nick_steele9790

3 жыл бұрын

"Click out of 2, 3 is binding..."

@frostlord8485

2 жыл бұрын

Save and reload

lol everybody knows it's actually Hodd Toward, the richest man in skyrim

@namikosai9466

3 жыл бұрын

Hodd Toward, the Horrible Stick Insect

@Ebag3000

3 жыл бұрын

But in reality hes the richest in the world the only reason Jeff Bezoz shows up is not a bug but a feature to hide this so no one suspects Todd

@wolfreg

3 жыл бұрын

Bodd toward

@shitfacejohnson4085

3 жыл бұрын

hodd from the hood

@dirtyfrenemies8894

3 жыл бұрын

How dare u betray our king

Hodd Toward: "Who are you?" Todd Howard: "I'm you but Skyrimier"

"We get 5 gold" Yes, we get 5 gold. The remaining 495 goes to Spiff, as is only fair.

the sad thing is that if you look deep enough into the lore of the elder scrolls, you will find that the highest being in the entire universe, the godhead, is in fact Todd Howard

@Hippolestrian

8 ай бұрын

To be fair, the common theory is exalted beings such as the tribunal and Dagoth Ur have to accept that they aren't real and are figments of the Godhead's dream. Seeing as Todd Howard dreamed up Skyrim, he is the Godhead in Lore accurate fashion.

And about a year later...Boom. Horse armor in Skyrim Anniversary Edition. In Todd Howard we trust.

@RocketKira

Жыл бұрын

I haven't played in a looong time and didn't know they added it, I watched part of this video while I was starting a new game and when I got in and found out I could get horse armor I just fucking died 🤣🤣🤣 I haven't laughed this hard in ages

"Todd howard is skyrims dna" Okay. Time for a texture pack that just turns everything into shaded/tesselated Todd Howard faces.

@mortuos557

3 жыл бұрын

You sir are insane! I applaude you

@osmacar5331

3 жыл бұрын

But do it subtly so you don't notice it easy

@nicknevco215

3 жыл бұрын

I may throw up

@Polszenager

3 жыл бұрын

The thing is that was todd's plan all along for you to create that texture pack.

"Todd Howard has made every single mod in Skyrim." Todd has a very twisted mind...

@orangeapples

3 жыл бұрын

If someone makes a Todd Howard hair mod then that mean Todd Howard made the Todd Howard hair mod.

@gandalf_thegrey

2 жыл бұрын

@@orangeapples the reason why Skyrim gets released again is that Todd needs more time to produce more mods for it.

Todd Howard's power is so great he can wander the streets of Windhelm in full imperial armor and noone bats an eye

"So how was your training?" "Rough. Had to hike and crawl in mud and fight and suffer for more than two months. You?" "Walked into a corner for a few hours."

@skinisdelicious3365

3 жыл бұрын

Someones a soldier

4:44 Todd Howard defies the rules of his own game, and picks himself up despite the fact his hands should still be tied.

@AtomBomb420

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, he really is powerful...

@Home_Rich

3 жыл бұрын

He's like superman acting weak to the antagonist.

@Nurk0m0rath

3 жыл бұрын

Well, this may come as a shock to you but the player's hands are tied in front of them, which does nothing to stop people from picking themselves up.

If Todd saw this, he’s either creasing with laughter or writing a cease and desist.

@TheReaverOfDarkness

3 жыл бұрын

-or- *and*

@noonecares4254

3 жыл бұрын

TheReaverOfDarkness just why. Read my name and that’s what everyone thinks

@normalname10yearsago40

3 жыл бұрын

@@noonecares4254 someone doesn't like jokes

@noonecares4254

3 жыл бұрын

vilelemon that’s what I’m saying

@normalname10yearsago40

3 жыл бұрын

@@noonecares4254 he's not correcting the grammar

I was visibly confused when Spiff was talking about a morality system in Skyrim, then he mentioned being chased around the world by a legion of guards several times larger than any army over a stolen fork and I felt that. When my sweetroll is stolen they mock me, but when I steal a sweetroll it's straight to the executioner for me.

@zombiegamer1069

Жыл бұрын

Exactly they just hate you

I'll always love Skyrim. I'll never forget the first time I played and I didn't follow the path at all, just walked up a mountain and got thrown across the world by a giant..... ah good times

@excalligator5529

2 жыл бұрын

Yep on my first playthrough I tried to climb the throat of the world to get to wind helm good times

@drdtehmh5917

2 жыл бұрын

Yep i was nearly starving to death so i killed a chicken in riverwood.. lets just say its a ghost town now. Ah good times

@shoemakerx0105

2 жыл бұрын

@@drdtehmh5917 you were starving to death you say?🧐

"All the mods within skyrim are made by Todd Howard" Looks at lovers lab

@homers1999

3 жыл бұрын

Aye, someone with the same idea as me. lol

@overlorddante

3 жыл бұрын

Well, he did invent all those waifus. Are you surprised?

@marlainathiel1418

3 жыл бұрын

Ah so Todd is human and isn't a computer program specifically designed to create buggy games. I'm disappointed

@marlainathiel1418

3 жыл бұрын

Ah so Todd is human and isn't a computer program specifically designed to create buggy games. I'm disappointed

@personpeople6390

3 жыл бұрын

Did you know that Daggerfall was suppose to have sex scene?

Step 1: join thieves guild Step 2: do the first thieves mission Step 3 travel to solstheim Step 4 meet with the black Smith Step 5 retrieve ancient pickaxe Step 6 retrieve bonemold recipe Step 7: gain access to the secret attic of the black smith, and take the letter to Sapphire. Congrats, you now have access to a loot cache that respawns maybe 3 in game days, with armor good for the level, and a letter that pays out in Exquisite Sapphires (worth 5000 each), both of which respawns, . Easiest exploit that takes not much effort. No having to load a quick save. Combine an Exquisite Sapphire with that dark brotherhood quest means easy leveling.

@been_rly_n2_paragliding_lately

3 жыл бұрын

I like to duplicate the exquisite sapphire so I have a readily available pile of them throughout the game.

@imadecoy.

3 жыл бұрын

Step 1: Collect the Stones of Barenziah Step 2: Find more gemstones as loot in every container than you could possibly ever sell to merchants

@spacebearcadet746

3 жыл бұрын

@@imadecoy. Step 0: Slow time shout. And rapidly spam interact after shouting. Dupes barenziah gems.

Just a tip: During that sneaking past the bear tutorial, you can actually keep hitting hadvar(whatever your companion's name is) and since he is essential you can infinitely gain sneak experience that way along with one handed/two handed experience.

@evie4602

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@jeremydalilak1133

3 жыл бұрын

And destruction too. Maybe even block might be possible

@user-hd9dp6oz7o

Жыл бұрын

can also sit in the corner for ages and get sneak 100 after hours

@zach9036

9 ай бұрын

I have been level 15 before when exiting the tutorial cave. Leveling sneak, 1 hand, and destruction magic.

Todd Howard exploiting his own game is the most meta experience I've had since DMT showed me how stars are just air holes in the container. Will be back for more content for sure!

When Todd Howard said "It just works", he meant "It JUUUUUST works"

@fireblow6842

3 жыл бұрын

Noice

Spiff: "That's a master lock, so we have no chance of opening this bad boy." Lock Picking Lawyer viewers: A *Master* lock? Just poke it with a stick or something, it'll probably open.

@somenitrogenconsumer8859

3 жыл бұрын

Dude hello there, didn’t expect another viewer of him here 🙃

@TrueChaoSclx

3 жыл бұрын

LPL viewers represent

@heroflygon

3 жыл бұрын

Just impersonate him and it'll pop open out of fear

@imperialspy3457

3 жыл бұрын

There's 5 of us!

@nox_luna

3 жыл бұрын

make that a click out of 6.

I once got murdered for dropping my sweet roll near someone else's and accidentally stole their sweet roll thinking it was mine. Skyrim has the 2020 sensitivity.

@beanface7408

3 жыл бұрын

One time guards literally would not let them see me without trying to arrest me when my bounty was one gold. Why that happened, I tried to talk to someone then they moved slightly and I accidently stole an apple

@rhysebenezer5160

2 жыл бұрын

Ok, but what does Skyrim’s sensitivity have to do with your sweet roll story?

Spiff, I've watched so many item / gold duplication videos of yours that doing the laundry now multiplies my $5 bills. I had two and now another two appeared and I'm positive I only got tips from two people this week. 100% confirmed that pledging loyalty to Spiff's and liking his videos will make you rich

"Your hands are bound". Unless, of course, you're ragdolling about the place. I love this game.

@PotatioBaconio

3 жыл бұрын

It just works my freind

@namikosai9466

3 жыл бұрын

*gets ragdolled as bindings snap* “Oh shit! I gotta get up!” *stands back up, making sure to use unbound hands* “Alright, now to fix these bindings” *bindings instantly are retied*

12:44 "that's a Master lock, so we have no chance of opening this bad boy" Lockpickinglawyer: "well yes but actually no"

@jacobbenton1147

3 жыл бұрын

Why is it impossible to escape the lpl he’s everywhere

@TrueChaoSclx

3 жыл бұрын

click out of one.. small click out of two.. three is binding

@disassembledpen666

3 жыл бұрын

"Nothing on one... Click out of two... Nothing on three... Small click out of four... Click out of five... Click out of one... Click out of three, and just like that, we got it open."

@Anti-Smart

2 ай бұрын

Alongside McNallyOfficial, there's no chance for that disappointment.

The Spiffing Brit is now my new favorite channel, just an overall clever guy with how he talks and plays. keep up the good work chap, you’ll get that Yorkshire Tea Gold sponsorship soon!

6:55 Fun fact: When you crouch and hit whoever you sided with in the cave at the beginning with an IRON DAGGER SPECIFICALLY every SINGLE hit levels sneak even if you don’t get a sneak attack bonus notification... Which levels your sneak extremely fast just make sure your hitting Ralof or Hadvar in the back...

@Lucasbom100

2 жыл бұрын

yup, and you level up sneak and 1h. I've done this once by pure chance, then I thought "well, I have nothing else to do, so I'm gonna keep doing this until I feel like I'm OP". proceeded to leave the cave at level 30 (by resetting skills at lvl 100) oh, and I also leveled up illusion while I was doing that, if I'm not mistaken, what boosted the leveling a little bit further too

This just in: The Elder Scrolls 6 is going to be called Skyrim 2 Dwarven Boogaloo

@itskazooie3461

3 жыл бұрын

Skyrim reremastered

@g-man1440

3 жыл бұрын

Is it sad that I wish that's actually real?

@guillaumejoop6437

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know why the word boogaloo is so hilarious to me, but it is

@AncientSlugThrower

3 жыл бұрын

Unironically this. They are going to bring the dwemer back and shatter any concept of mystery left in the lore.

@Malohdek

3 жыл бұрын

@@AncientSlugThrower We already know what happened tot he Dwarves lol. This was literally the plot of Daggerfall.

Welcome traveler, I see you've decided to go to the comments after your journey instead of progressing on. Stay safe and drink your tea mortal.

@saivinayakdaya4648

3 жыл бұрын

The Spiffing Brit He speaks to mortals, yet Tea-jus himself answers.

@TNP-

3 жыл бұрын

Not a mortal, but I will! :)

@ItzFoxUwU

3 жыл бұрын

Do you have some skooma?

Fun fact, not only can you level up sneak to 100 you can also level up one handed to 100. If you're playing on legendary difficulty Hadvar has A LOT of health. You can simply spam attacking him and he'll never aggro to you

I love the fact that you are still making Skyrim videos! Keep up the FANTASTIC work!

When you pick your pickpocketing instructor's pocket... you have graduated.

Todd Howard: "You can't mod Skyrim if there is no Skyrim." Also, bugs/glitches = "Surprise Mechanics."

@gptechnologiesmangalore6909

3 жыл бұрын

@Todd Howard why you sweet little lie?

@BackupPlans

3 жыл бұрын

SkyWade uhhh he was talking about Skyrim, everyone knows 76 was stinky poo poo

@nox_luna

3 жыл бұрын

i thought surprise mechanics was EA lootboxes

The fact that Spiff's impression of Todd Howard sounds almost bang on like ANY of the Kahjit traders is bloody brilliant

@Expert.Fisherman

Жыл бұрын

That one random Khajiit: "M'aiq knows much, and tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not."

@ClockworkCouture.

Жыл бұрын

"M'aiq's father was named M'aiq, as was his father's father. At least, that is what his father told him."

@dariuscharles7533

Жыл бұрын

"M'aiq is tired now, go bother someone else"

@joelsmith5938

Жыл бұрын

I blame the mudcrabs. They run Pelagiad. Everyone knows it.

The armor stacking glitch is awesome. I used my werewolf form with a follower to stack every backpack on my character. You can equipped one of each one.

@benabell3183

2 жыл бұрын

How do you armor stack?

@tatumgriffin8179

2 жыл бұрын

@@benabell3183 there’s vids on KZread

11:38 Ahhh yes, Guards of Windhelm. Lets ask the only person in Windhelm who is wearing a full set of imperial armor to help us investigate!

@insaincaldo

3 жыл бұрын

Makes perfect sense. Then he ain't fighting, while he does their work.

The Spiffing Brit: Todd Howard made ever mod of Skyrim Me, looking at all the sex mods: wot

@TheBillJohnsonVarietyHour

3 жыл бұрын

you heard the man

@saiyanfang1047

3 жыл бұрын

also USSEP

@alexandermcalister1518

3 жыл бұрын

@@punlshedsnake8210They said I couldn't do it. Who's laughing now?

You know, normally I feel like some of these exploits are over the top, but the way you trained pickpocketing was just perfect.

12:45 "Thats a master lock, no chance in opening that" *LockpickingLawyer clears throat*

Spiff: "Get yourself a nice, worm cup of tea" Me: *looks at my iced tea, because it's 25ªC* Well...to the microwave you go

@watermelonseeds567

3 жыл бұрын

Worm tea sounds earthy

@misssniperella

3 жыл бұрын

@@watermelonseeds567 it has some very strong earthy tones to it

@samsonguy10k

3 жыл бұрын

Could just set it in the sun and make it sun tea.

@jameskupetz1928

3 жыл бұрын

It’s 32°C where I live

@michaeldegeer716

3 жыл бұрын

@@jameskupetz1928 it's about 45 C here in Arizona, where I live.

I see Hod Toward is keeping well since the brand new game “Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim” for the PS5 was announced

@soupwizard

3 жыл бұрын

The V is for 5 - Hodd Toward foresaw the development of the PS5 many years ago and planned for it to be the ultimate Skyrim platform

If you choose Ralof at the beginning instead of Hadvar and get the key off of the Captain before Ralof you can sneak attack him over and over for another sneak exploit

@jambopjh8737

2 жыл бұрын

😂yeah i tried friendly fire once and got lv100 at sneak at the beginning

@LuckyAJC

Жыл бұрын

with Hadvar just don't open the chest and you can just sneak attack over and over

@brianblanton6617

Жыл бұрын

Getting sneak up this way is way better than doing it when sneaking past the bear 😂

@princessepaquerette9728

4 ай бұрын

I did that until I could get sneak to legendary 4 times

Hey video was very informative and funny at the same time. keep them coming you just gained a sub

"Spiff makes a new char and names him Todd Howard" "Angry Reanu Keeves Noises"

@Snipergod1024

3 жыл бұрын

@@BaxstabberzZ I think you mean our Lord and Saviour, Reanu Keeves. Keanu Reeves is busy in the Matrix, being Neo.

@korneltakacs3692

3 жыл бұрын

I think I heard Spiff say Reanu Keeves so many times that it sounds normal and Keanu Reeves actually sounds weird.

@grapheist612

3 жыл бұрын

How is Hodd Toward supposed to feel about this??

@SkrapMetal84

3 жыл бұрын

@@grapheist612 remember Skyrim was designed to contain Reanu Keeves thus Todd Howard is Reanu Keeves nemesis.

@AncientSlugThrower

3 жыл бұрын

@@SkrapMetal84 Your half way there. Reanu Keeves is the self realized apotheotic godhead of the dreamer Todd Howard. The dream of Reanu Keeves in Todd's mind achieved CHIM. As much as Reanu is it's own entity, it still came from Todd and is a part of him. They are both inextricably trapped to each other, and the destruction of one would result in the end of both.

I've given this video infinite likes by virtue of liking it, going into sneak, pickpocketing the like out of Spiff's inventory, then giving the video that very same like again. It Just Works.

'Your hands are bound' Unless you get dragon shouted, then... apparently not

@kashiraenightcore8722

2 жыл бұрын

I read that exactly when i was at that scene

Quite a few years ago I never liked coffee and I never tried tea. I was looking for stuff and I found you Spiff. You made me want to try tea and try I did. I absolutely loved it. Of course it was yorkshire tea as well. Thanks Spiff.

“Actual Scotland” and proceeds to showing Winterhold 👍

@digaum1657

3 жыл бұрын

i'm so lucky that i have you to explain the joke, i would never realise it by only watching the vid with my eyes open lol

Finally Todd arrived in Skyrim. . . . Our battle will be legendary !

@dylandyess4519

2 жыл бұрын

OH SHIT HE ESCAPED

@theresearcherofart

2 жыл бұрын

is that you?

@gandalf_thegrey

2 жыл бұрын

@@dylandyess4519 now Reanu Keeves has access to the perfectly balanced website of KZread. We're doomed. He comes closer. I can fee-

I feel like your game glitches more and more hilariously than the average player. (Tod Howard has blessed you)

The quest “Blood on the Ice” glitched out for me on my furthest character when I finally got around to it and now I’m basically locked out of ever owning the house in Windhelm or completing that quest line. So I just made windhelm… not worth living in anymore and that made it all fine. Never looked back

@pragmaticskeptic

2 жыл бұрын

Soul Cairn freezes and crashes every game play so I never play Dawnguard either.

@skyrimdovah420

2 жыл бұрын

Complete civil war and you should be able to buy the house

@jakee.8505

2 жыл бұрын

@@skyrimdovah420 you’re a godsend. Blessings on you and your household

@skyrimdovah420

2 жыл бұрын

@@jakee.8505 glad i could help😂

I'm only disappointed that Todd Howard wasn't an Argonian, if anyone is a lizard man well he is.

@artur6912

3 жыл бұрын

Spiff is keeping the Argonian for the moment he will be playing as Mark Zuckerberg

@empatheticapathy3563

3 жыл бұрын

artur6912 I think you mean Zark Muckerberg

@JohnA...

3 жыл бұрын

@@artur6912 Probably so. And he couldn't use a Kajit because there would be potential for it to be "cute" and friendly there. Though maybe that would be good, as a cat person I know fully well the devious mind behind my fluffy housemates and the degree they would go to if needed to get their way much of the time hidden under that adorable playful exterior.

@alasdairsinclair916

3 жыл бұрын

I was so badly hoping for an almost normal character, followed by, “And we’re almost done and _(misscrolls to argonian)_ WHOOPS” And the Todd Howard character is ruined, just like all Spiff’s other Skyrim characters.

The last time I was this early I was an adventurer, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

@SweatyFatGuy

3 жыл бұрын

The last time I took an arrow to the knee someone stole my sweetroll.

@blax140

3 жыл бұрын

than you took a arrow to the head from me :D

@ginichimaru001

3 жыл бұрын

I used to be an arrow in the quiver, but then I got stuck in some guard's knee.

I was thinking how easy it is to make money yet this video was great. Keep up the great work totally gonna do this

12:45 Me who has levelled lockpicking so often that perks mean nothing to me: *Shifty eyes*

Last time I was this early, my tea was still hot.

@blax140

3 жыл бұрын

please get some more tea if you drink cold tea your a monster in my eyes

@chemusvandergeek1209

3 жыл бұрын

@@blax140 please use the correct contractions, if you don't, you're a monster in my eyes.

@charmedrools1

3 жыл бұрын

@@chemusvandergeek1209 please use correct grammar, if you do not, you're a monster in my eyes. his contractions were not incorrect his grammar was; because he did not use a contraction of, "you are," when he should have, opting to use the grammatically incorrect, "your," instead.

@backupplan6058

3 жыл бұрын

@Blax , nothing wrong with cold tea. It would be a crime to just throw it away.

@kalkinzinsunpraiser1548

3 жыл бұрын

last time i was this early the video was made public by accident (now i noticed i'm quite late).

spiff: compliments Todd Howard me: that`s high praise for someone within fallout 76 distance

@blatantblasphemer7317

3 жыл бұрын

He does love money

@nox_luna

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes, wonder how long thatll last, also yeah fo76 is awful, i have some friends that say its way better now but i dont believe it.

@Adierit

3 жыл бұрын

@@nox_luna it is actually better now after the new updates, but you'd have to try it to see for yourself i suppose, but it's still not a great game its just alright now

@crazycat1235

3 жыл бұрын

@@Adierit yeah still pretty bad though maybe in the future we get a good fallout 76

@blatantblasphemer7317

3 жыл бұрын

crazycat 123 can we not go back to days in which their was games that didn’t come with an online mode?

I gotta say this is one of the funniest videos I've watched in a long time 😂.

Spiff you earned my sub with your sarcasm dear god i Love it😁

The true Todd Howard would have sided with the Stormcloacks while escaping Helgan to kill the captain who put him on the chopping block.

@montgomeryfortenberry

10 ай бұрын

I always thought it was bad writing to have them execute your character

Spiffing Brit: "I'ma do the thousand video on Skyrim exploit and show how broken this game is" Internet: "Stop! Can't you see he is already dead!"

@saivinayakdaya4648

3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean “He’s dead.... KEEP GOING.”

@thetestinggrounds7855

3 жыл бұрын

Skyrim will never die. ❤️

The sheer amount of British sarcasm against Todd Howard in this video is just....inspiring. As a fellow Brit I am amazed just how much sarcasm you managed to drip in the start of that video. So much you must have created a flood. Good Job.

This was a really cool video to watch. I like the mechanics :-)

Can’t wait for “INFINITE MONEY - NatWest is perfectly balanced with no exploits” or “CHEATING DEATH - life is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits”

@harrisonsmetana2506

3 жыл бұрын

We all know that one day we will see life is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits how to make god your servant

"one new bug or broken quest line." yes spiff, yes and it breaks my heart every time i break a quest line. never able to 100% main quest lines on one character makes me sad

I love watching these videos while drinking coffee in the morning!

"Ahh Skyrim, the game of cheese has layers of cheese on its cheese" - The Spiffing Britt

@tigerwarrior1787

2 жыл бұрын

Sheogorath: "Someone call?!"

I wish I could see Todd's reaction when his assistant comes in and tells him "That English guy did a whole video about you."

Actually, there are, Skyrim figures, factions, & non player characters that are scaled & paintable. (Some of the kits Bethesda sent out to a few peeps early can be seen on ESO’s channel.) So, Todd has kept his path & finally ported it to the kitchen table.

@fitundumbgodofthunder5111

3 жыл бұрын

Now we need skyrim for the dreamcast , gamecube, ps1 and 2

@YouTubecanfuckagoat

2 жыл бұрын

@@fitundumbgodofthunder5111 Don’t even joke. You know it’s only a matter of time before Skyrim for the Samsung smart fridge is a thing.

I actually got myself a cup of tea for this one and it was indeed amazing

This is the most absurd video I have ever seen and I love you for it 😂

"This must be my 500th time starting a new game in skyrim" - Spiff *sips drink* "New to Skyrim are you?" - An amount of people

My favourite way to get infinite money is in Riverwood, the village you're sent to _immediately_ after Helgen is destroyed. In that village there is a man who will pay for firewood and has unlimited money and right outside there's a chopping block. _But it takes time for the animation to finish,_ I hear you say. If only there existed a version of Skyrim without player animations! Oh? SkyrimVR is a thing? That's right, you too can start amounting your _infinite wealth_ *mere moments after the games tutorial!*

@blakepomaville4013

3 жыл бұрын

Step 1: own a pc capable of running vr, and a vr headset Step 2: dammit, I already failed

@Grey_World1

3 жыл бұрын

@@blakepomaville4013 Same here.

I love you for doing these you should do all the elder scrolls games.

The sneak can be maxed out very quickly with the Cavebear wall sneaky and Hadvar sponge exploit. Use sneak and level up to get the backstab and Assasins blade, then do some stabbies on Hadvars back, Hadvar is immoral in this cave. I haven’t tried to speed run this yet but I imagine someone with more time on their hands could.

Confirmed: Greedy Todd Howard is the voice of the male Kajiit in Skyrim.

@rebelgaming1.5.14

3 жыл бұрын

This one believes you are challenging the Mighty Todd. How dare you!

Did you say "Fallout 4 New Vegas?" In that case, I'm voting for that one just to hold you to it.

Great video! That is the best 'legit way' to do money quickly. Thank you!

“Oh and beans it didn’t work!” 🤣 And who drew that Skyrim on an etchasketch?! Flippin brilliant lol

"...who then went on to port Skyrim onto physically every single device in existence." **glares at you in Linux**

@Dumblecop_Lord_of_the_Darkmeal

3 жыл бұрын

Silly you, Linux isn't real.

@necrobynerton7384

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dumblecop_Lord_of_the_Darkmeal *_But then how did he release it on my smart fridge and amazon alexa? It runs on linux_*

@l.a4738

3 жыл бұрын

Cries in mobile

@beanface7408

3 жыл бұрын

@@l.a4738 Soon he will, for the failure of The Elder Scrolls: Blades must be avenged with Skyrim

@ErikratKhandnalie

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, it runs fine with Proton. Would be nice to have a native build tho.

My incredibly Spiffing and British friend, have you ever seen the power of stealth and poison in Dark Souls? The ring of fog and poison arrows work delightfully with the mechanic were poison is still applied but no damage is done when an arrow leaves a bow's maximum range.

@naiverphilosophy

3 жыл бұрын

Quantity dupe is literally the most OP thing ever

@heartbeat4atinman

3 жыл бұрын

Let's not forget about how you can kill some bosses with poison arrows without even entering the boss arena.

@matthewcoyle4131

3 жыл бұрын

@@heartbeat4atinman Rip Manus You gotta use fire bombs or dung pies on crapra tho. I think he's immune to poison but bows do force super Ornstein into a only doing ranged attacks. Makes him unironically a way easier choice than Smough.

Spiff, my favourite cup that i used for Tea broke a couple of days ago and now its hard to drink tea in a different cup. It just isn't the same anymore, it tastes different and im sad now, but keep up the great videos and showcasing Todd Howard's infinite power that rivals even Reanu Keeves!

@deshaunhensley557

2 жыл бұрын

R.I.P that mug sorry for your loss

Dude your best guy I see in KZread😂👍💙

Me playing skyrim : alright I have a full set of dwarven armor at level five, not too shabby Meanwhile Spiff :How about infinite gold ?

@charmedrools1

3 жыл бұрын

first time i played skyrim i had full dragonscale armour at level 7 get on my level kid xP (mind i oculdn't do F all with it, i was roleplaying a blacksmith and i quite literally had 0 combat skills outside of like level 20 one handed)

@ArctheDark

3 жыл бұрын

@@charmedrools1 The first time you played skyrim you amassed enough dragonscales to make armour at level 7 and amassed enough materials to get your blacksmithing to 100? Riiiiiight.

@charmedrools1

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArctheDark only takes like 4 dragon kills to get enough scales dude... that's like a hike from whiterun to markarth. and yes. like i said i invested almost everything into smithing. it's almost like i forsaw an arsehole like you and preemptively answered you :)

@samm4552

3 жыл бұрын

@@charmedrools1 wait? who asked?

@charmedrools1

3 жыл бұрын

@@samm4552 based in the truth, satirically puts down people who actually believe that kind of BS makes them superior, followed up by an emoji only ever used after jokes to convay tone to prevent people from misunderstanding and taking out of context, followed up with a close pointing out the sheer cliff edge level flaw in that level of tryhard, further establishing reasons to laugh at people who actually believe this makes them superior. yeah that's comedy alright.

He has broken the combat system, the defensive system, the magic system, and now the economy. Is there something is guy can’t break? Probably not. LOL

@smbuckler

3 жыл бұрын

He didn’t break anything. Like the video says Skyrim is perfectly balanced and has absolutely no exploits. None at all definitely not a single exploits. These are intended features of the game todd howard made knowing how much his customers would love it.

@jairo6430

3 жыл бұрын

Even the Planetside 2 servers were not spared x)

@magickymajk

3 жыл бұрын

My heart

@ragnarokgamingyt7476

3 жыл бұрын

he can't break a nokia

@varunsvinu

3 жыл бұрын

he cant break my depression

That's a inefficient way of gaining sneak experience, at the beginning of the game choose the storm cloaks and after beating the emperials pick up the key off the body of the emperial caption and you will not advance past the room until you choose to open the door, while in that room you can sneek attack your companion and he will never die or agro aginst you, the first level of sneak you will have to run away between successful attacks in but once you lvl up you can just sit there and hit him for 15 minutes until max sneak. Love the vids.

A faster way I found to upgrade my sneak is by sneaking behind Hadvar, and just stabbing the crap out of him over and over again. (Sneak Attacks will cause your skill to skyrocket.) It also helps level up One-Handed, but that takes longer.

Finally, I’m here before 30 seconds

@3.on.3.baller

3 жыл бұрын

Now I'm here & 5 minutes

@skippythekangaroo7751

3 жыл бұрын

And me at 11 minutes

@approximateCognition

3 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile I'm an hour late

@Pum-kun

3 жыл бұрын

About 2 hours

@macguy8093

3 жыл бұрын

The Spiffing Brit I didn’t think you would see this, thanks for the highlight of my day

"Yeees Speeeef, eet just werks" Todd Howard is a secret Argonian running the world from the shadows?

@miceltusav88

3 жыл бұрын

He does look like he would say "landstrider" more than "sir" or "ma'am"

"And the windhelm guards want to hire US to figure out who did it." Truly the finest of guards this city has. Passing the job of catching the serial killer to a complete stranger on their first visit to the city.

@seven8520

3 жыл бұрын

"Hey harry, look this Khajit that just arrived today with that ebony swords and for sure no-suspicious behavior running through the cemetery with his weapons drawn, we should handle this complex muder case to him." "Yap seems legit"

@_NUzi_

3 жыл бұрын

@@seven8520 that's me lol. But I'm nord because nord is from skyrim. And I hate being elf. The guards keep saying me little elf.

@darkprinc979

3 жыл бұрын

Are you kidding me? The guards have more important issues to handle, like figuring out who keeps stealing all those sweet rolls.

@seven8520

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkprinc979 lmfao