Missed opportunity of calling "Ben Dover" "Ben Dovah"

@taintwasher3703

2 жыл бұрын

All hail the master of comments

@Prophes0r

2 жыл бұрын

Ooof. That's choice.

@joostweijkamp1448

2 жыл бұрын

Lemmy Trollmister by the looks of it

@suerkaffee6090

2 жыл бұрын

He should definitely issue an official apology for this mishap

@ddschiefer

2 жыл бұрын

My Great Grandfather's name was Ben Dova, at least his stage name anyway. He was an acrobat.

Okay but where can I get a catgirl Todd Howard background for Opera GX

@EEEEEEEE

2 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Tea

@VitorSalsicha

2 жыл бұрын

@@swawssfm9760 oh no

@orangedragoon2773

2 жыл бұрын

@@swawssfm9760 yes... good

@Nuggetmonk

2 жыл бұрын

@@swawssfm9760 i would like see that too....no not me im asking for a friend

@kristhebrownie

2 жыл бұрын

@@swawssfm9760 make sure its truly glorious

I can totally imagine an orc being sneaky but getting caught all the time and then using intimidation like "YOU DON'T SEE ME."

@gustavakerman2566

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Tyberos from warhammer 40k A giant space marine, but still insists on being sneaky.

@Wheagg

Жыл бұрын

@@gustavakerman2566 Orcs in 40k are hilarious

@gustavakerman2566

Жыл бұрын

@@Wheagg Oh, I mean the absolutely MASSIVE chapter master of the space sharks chapter. He is the biggest space marine there is, but he is still sneaky af.

@tagiajohnson3548

Жыл бұрын

May be my next dnd build

@baconbagels5475

Жыл бұрын

There's a Goliath build in dnd that legitimately does this

What’s kind of funny about Ben Dover killing Grelod is she has a book on her basically saying Orcs are monsters and sub-beings

"Catgirl or Todd Howard background" ah yes, the only viable choices

@thehunter929gaming3

2 жыл бұрын

I love the chapters he has set up🤧 “intro” to “breaking Skyrim” I just love it

@CoisoNull

2 жыл бұрын

todd howard catgirl

@hasanborazan8008

2 жыл бұрын

Spiff: *Changes browser background to catgirls.* Me: somehow gets jumpscared by it and accidentally click off to "Oblivion %100 Camelion"

@garyeldenmaggs2927

2 жыл бұрын

Cat Howard? Toddgirl?

@arutka2000

2 жыл бұрын

@@garyeldenmaggs2927 Catward Toddgirl

As the old saying goes: "It's not a bug it's a *feature* "

@apersonyes3198

2 жыл бұрын

now the saying is its not a bug its just death or nearly death

@robertgray3710

2 жыл бұрын

Bethesda in a nutshell

@bubbles1044

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, this is not something someone would discover on their first playthrough so it is a good feature for a fun sneaky replay

@lluisg.8578

2 жыл бұрын

You cannot avoid a bug and it always bothers you. Instead you can decide to use an exploit or not, depending on your gameplay. Like the cheats introduced by the devs. It gives you more opportunities for fun and repliayability. Long live the exploits!

Spiff: "So without further ado" Also Spiff: *continues to further ado*

"ninjas need to wear leather armour, because it's made of hide!" (paraphrased) - legitimately actually funny.

@user-wp2jp6eg5h

3 ай бұрын

No he says ninjas should wear hide armour because its made of hide

Wait, sneak-only is supposed to be a challenge? I thought that was just the regular gameplay

@Mgold6Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

Same lol I always play Skyrim as a stealthy boi

@EEEEEEEE

2 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Tea

@manvslife271

2 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit 30x dagger damage bonus do be pretty insane

@manvslife271

2 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit see that's why I am subscribed to you

@achmodinivswe9500

2 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit I have only done a sneak archer one time otherwise I only use daggers

"Children don't report crimes." Bless the children, O Mighty Talos.

@Otzkar

2 жыл бұрын

nah, spiff chose the imperials not the stormcloaks

@deadpotatos7077

2 жыл бұрын

"blessings of the eight devins upon us" -some preist before being interrupted by the most impatient person ever

@mememaster695

2 жыл бұрын

@@deadpotatos7077 that guy would have survived if he would have just waited for her to finish

@azarinevil

2 жыл бұрын

It is why New Vegas is the greatest, only one Todd Howard's immortality curse didn't touch.. and actively offers the chance to leave no witnesses 🤣

@ivansimunek4829

2 жыл бұрын

@@mememaster695 true XD

Spiff: Don't join the Stormcloaks Also Spiff: Windhelm, the capital

"For 60 seconds you do double damage" Oh no...I know where this is going

"the greatest rolly boy in all of the universe" *Dark Souls would like to know your location*

@Sephiroth5200

2 жыл бұрын

*VLDL has entered the chat*

@sventobergte845

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sephiroth5200 Masters of the rolly polly!

@snefansson

2 жыл бұрын

I ALMOST wish Elden Ring would turn out to have some exploits here and there to see Spif going to town on it. Now that would be content! Knowing From though, it's not gonna have oversights like Skyrim does but... it would be fun

@coleandhisvideos

2 жыл бұрын

@@snefansson It's a video game Something's bound to be exploitable

@sgtnubbings6501

2 жыл бұрын

@@snefansson Every game will have some exploitable aspects, it's pretty much impossible to create anything that doesn't

"Ben Dover" "It's made of HIDE." I'm dead.

@AURON2401

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, Yes you are my friend.

@newbiegaming6090

2 жыл бұрын

Of course. Spiff isn't only the pinnacle of british culture. He's also the pinnacle of comedy. XD

@newbiegaming6090

2 жыл бұрын

@Deborah Ajao oh my... To have Spiff as a parent... What a lucky sausage. XD

@Eniteee

2 жыл бұрын

Hidden jokes

@Nehauon

Ай бұрын

@@Eniteeethey’re actually quite visible I’d say

So, if you use the Krosis mask while doing the fortify restoration loop it will apparently become permanently modified to give you a bigger boost (making lockpicking as easy as a door knob, bows insta-kill, and Alchemy better). This boost was retained until I put the masks on the statue at Labyrinthian, where it was sadly replaced by a base mask.

@JoshLefelhocz

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, stack that with four clothing items each possessing a perfectly balanced level of smithing boost courtesy of the fortify restoration loop, then add the notched pickaxe and you officially have the most broken setup ever.

@owlrecluse2234

Жыл бұрын

Old comment but this works with anything with an enchantment, as long as you don’t unequip it it. This and an amulet of talos is the poor man’s infinite shout glitch (since I can never get the timing for the transform + 5 amulets glitch correct).

@gammaplaya2723

3 ай бұрын

A certified "Nobody cared, until I put on the mask" moment

You can also raise Sneak with sneak attacks. Instead of sneaking in front of the bear, you can crank up the difficulty to legendary and Sneak attack Hadvar or Ralof repeatedly. They will never aggro or detect you at that point in the game and you really can’t kill them. They heal faster than you can deal damage. If you are past that point, you can do something similar with the Greybeards. Find one of them meditating in a side hallway, crank up the difficulty to legendary, stand behind them, and sneak attack them. But only attack them while they are meditating. Otherwise they will mess you up.

And so Spiff whispers into your ear "this is balanced as all things are"

@EEEEEEEE

2 жыл бұрын

‎‎‎E‎

@evanwhite2845

2 жыл бұрын

I concur

@ultraman_99

2 жыл бұрын

Snaps fingers

@michaelbuffaloe5694

2 жыл бұрын

Thanos energy

@aarepelaa1142

2 жыл бұрын

And even deaf people can hear him

The sponsored bit is LITERALLY names “Spiff gets paid money”

@erutanevoli

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@BQD_Central

2 жыл бұрын

And that’s a good thing !

@Clara_Page

2 жыл бұрын

@@BQD_Central Yes very true indeed, because that money can go towards his Yorkshire tea addiction for which he can not function with out! Making him incapable of generating such entertaining talking pictures for our amusement.

@zexfafa2794

2 жыл бұрын

Spiff is only youtuber that can exploit not only games but KZread algorithm and his viewers for maximum efficiency and get away with it.

@djreaves13

2 жыл бұрын

I grammar also

Question for Spiffing Brit: What would happen if you maxed out sneak and used FLAME CLOAK behind enemies? Would they "detect and attack" you or not see you and get burned to death just standing there?

@Makorze

Жыл бұрын

If its spiffs "Nuclear" flame cloak, it wouldn't matter. They'd all be dead.

The fact I managed to get every single achievement in one playthrough of this broken ass game without mods is what you call a mastery of patience.

@iKnownot999

2 жыл бұрын

Doing that rn with the ps5 version lol looking forward to it

@rogue2598

Жыл бұрын

Getting to lvl 78 just for legendary dragons is a pain in the ass

Spiff emotionally abusing Todd Howard by making yet another Skyrim video: "Dormammu! I've come to bargain!"

@brstew_

Жыл бұрын

"Toddmammu! I've come to bargain"

@nightone9720

Жыл бұрын

Call me Dr. Strange

@cubeduncertainty9401

Жыл бұрын

Always and endlessly...

@cubeduncertainty9401

Жыл бұрын

@Emi Dretcanu your pfp is

@koopslone6823

Жыл бұрын

Todd Howard emotionally abusing his fans by re-releasing skyrim on yet another console: "dormammu I've come to bargain!"

Oh my god, Spiff has been snorting tea again and went back to Skyrim. My day went from "Coffee" to "Yorkshire Tea Gold"

@mohammadsaleh1998

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxxLAfriku they are paid and olso ehy do u have 2 women with u Freak

@SentiNel090

2 жыл бұрын

Why should your day ever be on "Coffee" in the first place?

Fun thing about the forward roll. With a bow drawn you can keep rolling till you run out of stamina

@RyzoLND

4 ай бұрын

you can infinitely roll as long as you have a weapon equipped (with no spell in the off-hand), and are playing in first person.

I’m always surprised you never do the cheese you can do against Hadvar before you open the chest with the equipment. Grab a sword off the wall, sneak behind hadvar, and wack him until your hearts desire. Then collect the stuff from the chest and he’ll pull the chain and progress the game.

I love how he wasted his time sneaking into a wall instead of endlessly sneak attacking the unkillable target dummy standing infront of him named hadvar which takes max 15 minutes for max sneak and one handed which actually would have doubled his damage thanks to being able to max out one handed.

@tno895

2 жыл бұрын

Id always thought this trick was how the game normally starts

@peutimporte4719

Жыл бұрын

Or just player.advskill sneak 100000000

@TheEldritchGod

Жыл бұрын

@@peutimporte4719 - But that isn't what Todd Intended. Sneaking into a wall and backstabbing Hadvar repeatedly is how to play, as was intended.

@biggusdickus8566

Жыл бұрын

A bit late to the party but doesn’t hadvar eventually attack you if you hit him enough?

@lonelygloomproductions7004

Жыл бұрын

You just saved me a lot of time!

What happens when Dr. Jekyll goes into stealth mode? He becomes Mr. Hyde.

@Kayrim_Borlan

2 жыл бұрын

I love you

@bluedogz1624

2 жыл бұрын

He then uses a cane which never hits.

@SatanasExMachina

2 жыл бұрын

Get.....out. lol

So if you go with ralof at the start of the game, when u get into the first room u can kill the 2 imperials take the key and ralof can't open the gate, you then go into sneak and hit ralof repeatedly which will quickly level up sneak

@petesorensenguitar

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, it levels up one handed too, and once you're doing that backstab damage you get an insane amount of skill xp.

@belgarath6388

2 жыл бұрын

@@petesorensenguitar And dont forget to pick up a twohanded weapon on the way to the bear at the end. Why? because you can repeat the feat of beating up your guide for exp just with twohanded this time.

KZread automated subtitles interpreting his "opera gx" as "alfred gx" is the most brit thing I've seen today. Thanks susan

Next up on the spiffing brit: The floor is made out of perfectly balanced floor

@EEEEEEEE

2 жыл бұрын

‎‎‎E‎

@roebenjaminpeled2705

2 жыл бұрын

After that: life is a perfectly balanced.... oh wait the minute....

@DareSpeak23

2 жыл бұрын

FLOOR GANG 4 LIFE!

@desmondchurch9630

2 жыл бұрын

So balanced Skyrim horses don't even use it!

@jamespazour5602

2 жыл бұрын

A

being a Vampire would also have increased your Sneak Stat

@cardiepie9157

2 жыл бұрын

*bees*

@aidandeagle5698

2 жыл бұрын

Buzz buzz

@whisperingshadowXI

2 жыл бұрын

*hears vampiric bee buzzing* _"Must've been the wind..."_

@youtubestuff683

2 жыл бұрын

I always go kajeit vampire with bow

@youtubestuff683

2 жыл бұрын

@@TaikaJamppa *bends knees slightly* "must have been the wind" -bandits

14:50 i was doing college work as soon as you made that joke and forgot what i was thinking about.

Spiff is one of those KZreadrs i can literally watch play anything even games i don't play or aren't my type of games.

I love how spiff got paid to go "hey look cat girl background"

@LuciferX_13

2 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit $tonks

@elgatto3133

2 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit nekopara fan in the wild

@flyingtoast27

2 жыл бұрын

I could hear him struggling to not laugh

There is a glitch when using a shield, when you have perk "Block runner", you move with the normal speed when sneaking. You are much faster, and it makes sneaking much more fun.

@faatman42

2 жыл бұрын

Easily done by sheathing and unsheathing your weapons

@alexnonya5905

Жыл бұрын

10 months late but you can have two spells favorited and just go back and forth for the same effect without even sheathing a weapon

@kagemushashien8394

Жыл бұрын

So, basically a Riot Jugernought from CoD.

@jcom3837

Жыл бұрын

@@alexnonya5905 yol

@anondabomb

Жыл бұрын

@@alexnonya5905 I’m not gonna pause the game every time I wanna go fast.

By the way, there's a better way to level sneak. Hadvar/Ralof will ignore all friendly fire until you're out of the starting dungeon. Just sneak attack them repeatedly for much faster sneak skill. Sneak goes up based on how much damage you do with a sneak attack, so as your sneak gets better and you put perk points into sneak attacks, you raise it even faster.

@shanesloth4419

7 ай бұрын

also works for hadvar in the riverwood smithy's home, not sure if any progress in civil war is needed, not sure if its been patched out. but i remember on my xb360 sneaking and smacking him in the home while he sat in the chair.

My personal preference when doing this is do the resto pot loop, then enchant a ring for both the fortify alchemy and fortify smithing enchants. Congrats, you should end up with a ring that allows you to upgrade your gear for what looks like a serial number. But wait, their is more! You can now stack that with a fortify smithing pot to create truly stupid gear.... like a bow that does over 800 damage raw and a steel dagger that does 400 damage raw with no abilities attached. Let's also not forget the obligatory fortify sneak boots so that targets can literally walk into you and not see you.

"The Ebony Warrior is statistically the strongest enemy in all of Skyrim." Reanu Keeves would like to know your location...

@Surgeplus

2 жыл бұрын

And he said it would one-shot many things. But he needed to hit the Ebony Warrior twice to do the job. :p

@shadowdragon714

2 жыл бұрын

@@Surgeplus i think cuz of falling off that ledge while attacking. you are not counted in SNEAK mode while airborn.

@DeathMatchSAS

2 жыл бұрын

@@Surgeplus His defense is too high sadly. The only guy with tempered armor. Of course you can still use Death Mark on him

@TheOutsiderTO

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know but the The Ebony Warrior was one Hit by me. I don't know why? Double Handed Dragonbonesword and No Mods. But he apears in my way to Whitherrun. Since i was Lv 367 he apears. Now im Lv. 831.

@Brizzle427

2 жыл бұрын

Are you implying Reanu Keeves is an enemy?

I like to imagine that a sneaky orc furiously screams under his breath when he activates berserk and backstabs someone

@SWDou

2 жыл бұрын

AEUGH!!!!

@aquaruis88

2 жыл бұрын

SNEAK ATTACK!!!!

@gellasztomania1643

2 жыл бұрын

DID YA GIT EVA SEE A PUR'PA ORK? I DON' 'FINK SO THEY'Z DA SNEEKIEST

@Gormathius

2 жыл бұрын

*Y O U D O N O T S E E M E ! ! !*

If you join the storm cloaks in the beginning you can get the key for the gate off the imperials and attack ralof while sneaking for levels. Put on point in sneak and it levels extraordinarily fast

So something I’ve realized spiff after watching several of these over again, if you wanna make the smithing even more broken you can get four clothing items with the fortify smithing enchantment which you can do the restoration loop for obviously, but there’s also the notched pickaxe at the top of the throat of the world that absolutely brea- I mean- perfectly balances your smithing skill to ludicrous levels if you improve a weapon while you have it equipped.

"Catgirl or Todd Howard background" What if I want a Catgirl Todd Howard?

@galaxy9radio664

2 жыл бұрын

"It just works, nya" Todd Catward

@godlikeselephants

2 жыл бұрын

@@galaxy9radio664 Brilliant

@omaridusk3803

2 жыл бұрын

Omg no…

@brenolk4642

2 жыл бұрын

Dear God... - TF2 Soldier

@TheLeefung

2 жыл бұрын

I think R34-Artists got you covered

"We don't need magic" Calm + sneak = free backstab

@AnakinS86

2 жыл бұрын

Or use shadowstep

@Rabijeel

2 жыл бұрын

Why that serious? Just break Sneaking alike to the Infinite-Mana-Glitch, just instead of Mana do it with the Sneak Value. Sneaking while Running is fun.

@excalligator5529

2 жыл бұрын

Shadow warrior + some easy to pull of timing = the same effect but works up to any level

my favorite sneak glitch is when you do a stealth roll and shield charge (from block skill tree) and you can just do a silent rush that sends everyone flying until you let go of sprint. Stamina will go down to 0 but it wont stop you from running lol

I've been using Opera for almost four years and my background is an unlimited number of Bidoofs

1:05 "how to hide sponsor money" "how to hide a body" I love how Spiff always pays attention to the important details

@0NeeN0

Жыл бұрын

and living in Switzerland which is a cherry on top

@lordygon8976

Жыл бұрын

Pyongyang weather lol

- Uses daggers - Raises the dead - Completely broken Is this the plot of Solo Leveling?

@amkn7939

2 жыл бұрын

Noice

@amkn7939

2 жыл бұрын

Is light novel already complete?

@meleemastermaa1449

2 жыл бұрын

@@amkn7939 Light novel was complete a long time ago, the manhwa was close to completion last time I checked.

@amkn7939

2 жыл бұрын

@@meleemastermaa1449 can you spoiler the ending bro??

@meleemastermaa1449

2 жыл бұрын

@@amkn7939 To be honest I was only checking the manhwa, so I don't know how it ends, but you'll probably find spoilers easily since the series is quite well known.

The fortify resto loop revolutionized the why I play this wonderful game. Thankyou Mr.Spiffing Brit

Wait you're telling me children don't report crimes... but horses do?

Ah yes. I additionally got myself the perk that makes spells silent. That means slowing time is silent, which allows me to hit the spinnig powerattack with both daggers dealing damage multiple times as sneak attack.

@mtoy42twin

2 жыл бұрын

I additionally upgraded my one handed all the way, and upgraded enchanting to put 2 enchants on my gloves. One handed and the back stab. I was debating upon getting the increased one handed damage potion but thought that might be a bit overkill, and decided against it.

@terrorhuhn9192

Жыл бұрын

the irony to shout silently xD

"Its made of hide." You sure mango isn't expecting? Because that is a dad joke

@matthewtalbot-paine7977

2 жыл бұрын

Better than a pregnancy test are dad jokes.

Very well done mate! This is a work of art.

Sees spif have a Nekopara animation background: A cultured gentleman indeed?

When you told the "it's made of hide!" joke, my boy and I started giggling, my wife glared at the TV, then us, and walked out of the room. Well done, spiff. Well done.

If you killed astrid when you’re in the shack then broken into the dark brotherhood sanctuary to get the gear than you could also have the blade of woe for your dagger

@nezom6736

2 жыл бұрын

I prefer be part of them and get the lost fair way

@dimplechestnut790

2 жыл бұрын

And clairvoyance shows which one to kill.

@NoHer0

2 жыл бұрын

Couldn't you just steal it when you first meet her and then just get the free one at the end again

@benji_macca

2 жыл бұрын

@@NoHer0 You can’t pickpocket Astrid

@Beaslu

2 жыл бұрын

@@benji_macca there are actually videos on this it's a slight exploit, but you can pickpocket Astrid in vanilla

Proudly, I figured this out years ago. First one among my friends to do so. Sneak dagger with the Brotherhood gloves on. The addition of the Orc's Beserk is brilliant

Not me being absolutely blown away, with the realization that the intro scene had 2 choices, and I have ALWAYS picked the stormcloaks....

I used to play stealth in this game and tvis is litterally my build. However, when you have the last perk in the stealth tree, you become invisible for a second when you crouch, and as far as I remember: every single enemy in the game will lose you for a momen. This means you can litterally run into a room full of enemies, crouch, attack and get a stealth kill. Repeat until the room is empty.

@lllllll5990

2 жыл бұрын

Damn ima have to get that perk my stealth tree almost at 100 too around 95

@aidansharp5244

8 ай бұрын

@@lllllll5990You can easily max stealth in the starting area at the bear section, just force Harvard into the corner get behind him, crouch and sneak attack, every sneak attack grants 1 level, repeat ti’ll level 100.

@dustenekoes28

7 ай бұрын

Teabag the air for max stealth, gotcha!

@SDG0213

4 ай бұрын

@@aidansharp5244 that way will also increase 1-handed. bonus

@headcode

4 ай бұрын

@@aidansharp5244 I tried this, and I didn't notice any difference between attacking or just moving. I wanted to try again later in the game, so I just went to Whiterun Hold to the 2nd floor above where the Jarl's throne is and just looked at a wall, crouched and autorun toward the wall. Because of the number of NPC's (maybe?) I was able to level up Sneak pretty quickly, getting almost 1 level per minute.

me who has barely used an actual weapon in skyrim: wait, you guys are getting damage modifiers?

@kajl222

2 жыл бұрын

Restoration Mains: "Wait, you guys deal damage?"

@r3dp9

2 жыл бұрын

All of my Master Destruction Mage fights devolved into stunlocking my foes with tickle tasers. Dragons took quite awhile to cook.

@castform57

2 жыл бұрын

Had to download a mod to actually make magic efficient in the long run. The mod adds a fortify destruction damage enchantment, and with the usual restoloop exploit, you can make the most basic flame spell into a beam of instant death.

@KorilD

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the legendary *Punchmaster* build. A classic.

@Nurk0m0rath

2 жыл бұрын

@@castform57 There are ways to improve this design oversight without going that far. Several of the perk packs naturally increase overall destructive power by much more reasonable numbers. But if that is the result you want, you can always just use alchemy with the restoloop, no mods needed. Fortify spell potions boost power, rather than making things cost less. Fun fact, cloak spells gain both reach and damage after drinking a fortify destructo potion, so a potion of 20,000% fortify destruction followed by flame cloak results in a full dungeon clear in about 2 seconds. This also has the benefit of selective damage, so nobody who isn't currently gunning for you will take damage and come after you. Literally the best way to help fight vampires without risking getting thrown in jail for it.

I've always played a stealth orc, and when you get detected just berserker rage and reign absolute chaos

I lost it at “because it’s made of hide!”

“Todd, what’s his sneak level at??” Todd: it’s over 9000!!!

@jonathanherring2113

2 жыл бұрын

"Todd, what's his sneak level at?? Todd... Todd?"

Fun fact: You can kill Grelod before going to Aventus, when you kill her then go to Aventus you can say you already kill Grelod, then he will say you guys really are good or something like that, then bam, your bro hood material. It just saves you some time, you know?

@thepyrogamer4

2 жыл бұрын

@Aaron C i thought it was just common knowledge to instantly get the dragonstone

@asurasyn

2 жыл бұрын

If you have the permathrall spell unlocked, you can raise Grelod and bring her with to spook Aventus too!

@goodluckiz2669

2 жыл бұрын

@@asurasyn where do you find that spell?

@asurasyn

2 жыл бұрын

@@goodluckiz2669 couldn't tell you exactly, but it only spawns when your Conjuration is around level 80

You could make this slightly better by becoming a vampire lord for the bonus sneakiness, and necromage perk.

"Khajiit like to sneak, maneuver silken and sleek. The darkest corners we seek in the night. So feline and fair, from the sands of Elsweyr. And through our glistening stare, perfect sight."

ASMR: Berserker Rage sneak orc gently whispering "AAAAAAAAAHHHHH" as he murderizes you

@insaincaldo

2 жыл бұрын

Quietly vibrating with seething rage as he stalks his victims.

@Khajiidaro

2 жыл бұрын

@@insaincaldo Kinky

another thing that is do-able to get sneak 100 quicker is to just smack hadvar/ralof at the start inside the bear room. Step 1: put the game on legendary difficulty. Step 2: equip a dagger and start sneaking behind hadvar/ralof Step 3: smack hadvar/ralof behind his head. Step 4: repeat Step 3 until you reach sneak 100 End: you get sneak 100 and about 30 one-handed at 21 levels

@p3chv0gel22

2 жыл бұрын

Ha. Never thought about that Well, it's time to do another run

@deron2203

2 жыл бұрын

I was just gonna say this haha a lot easier

@darian_2247

2 жыл бұрын

And its WAY faster

@Userkiller3814

2 жыл бұрын

If you are going to cheese it, you might as well just use console commands to level it to 100.

@Prophes0r

2 жыл бұрын

@@Userkiller3814 Nahh. GIVING yourself levels is cheating, and doesn't FEEL like you accomplished anything. Creatively using game mechanics is NOT cheating. You can still feel like you 'earned' it. (Though one's personal limit for bug usage will vary. Restoration loops DO feel like cheating for me. But only because you can get numbers that are too far beyond natural maximums.)

He's gonna open his browser to the lovely Mr.Howard, spiffing

I wanna see a compilation of every Skyrim character this dude makes and see him fight Karstaag

9:28 "We have no trouble sneaking up to the bear and yeeting it into the back" Proceeds to stab bear in eye.

"The Stormcloaks are nutters" Sounds like something a Thalmor spy would say...

@chamoo232

2 жыл бұрын

But he's not wrong. If you read the stuff in the game you can find out that the Thalmor basically manipulated Ulfric into starting the Stormcloak rebellion. By having the Empire busy fighting the Stormcloak they are too distracted and divided to fight the Thalmor. The Thalmor are using the most basic and direct "divide and conquer" strategy.

@BenLJudy

2 жыл бұрын

The Thalmor honestly helped the Stormcloaks more than they helped the Imperials. They were trying to make the rebellion costly so they could manipulate other areas while the Empire was distracted.

@Umbra_Ursus

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, a Thalmor would just insult you for breathing. The technically-not-a-spy is running the Stormcloaks.

@buttercup9709

2 жыл бұрын

Tbf if you read the stuff in the game, you find that Ulfric is literally a sleeper agent for the thalmor. Also joining the stormcloaks means betraying Balgruuf and I will never do that.

@Kolaris8472

2 жыл бұрын

@@chamoo232 The same missive also says they don't want him to win. If he did, they'd lose access to the province, at least temporarily. The anti-Thalmor thing to do is conclusively end the war one way or the other.

"We will one-hit them into oblivion" Sheogorath: so...the past, the realm, or me?

bro took his damage and said "double it and give it to the next person"

There's a MUCH faster way to level up sneak. In the same spot, retreat behind the pillar and your companion will follow you. Get the x15 damage and harder to detect in sneak and repeatedly attack your companion while sneaking. It levels up INSANELY fast.

@ericb3157

Жыл бұрын

also, any successful sneak attack against an enemy you are "hidden" from gives you Sneak XP.

@icyphoenix2401

Жыл бұрын

I've heard one of the best things to do it on is shadowmere, but that might be a bit late in the game

@neoqwerty

Жыл бұрын

@@icyphoenix2401 Ralof and Hadvar at the start of the game don't even turn hostile AND they fast-regen back to full HP

@nocluewhatiam1189

Жыл бұрын

Backstab tutorial companion before bear over and over don't lvl until 100...that's all, dagger gains bonus from 1 handed tree as well with a ebony dagger upgraded to max with dark brotherhood gear u crush anything as long as your hiding

@amaureaLua

Жыл бұрын

That's faster in real time, but not in player time, is it? Spiff just aimed into the corner, weighted down the forward key, and was then free to go to sleep or something.

3:43 "One hit them to Oblivion!" The hit was so hard you sent them one version back?

@Kohchu

2 жыл бұрын

STOP!! You violated the laws of time and space! Pay the court a fine, and serve your sentence, your stolen goods are forfeit!

@azarinevil

2 жыл бұрын

Oblivion is Elder Scrolls slang for Hell. Technically their only way out were the portals in previous version, so if they managed to make it back that far.. they are Reanu Keeves and we are all in danger 😂

@HighKing9000

2 жыл бұрын

Back to vanilla 🤣

@thebattousai7837

2 жыл бұрын

But vanilla Skyrim is Skyrim not elder scrolls oblivion

@deankaraniya7422

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for explaining the joke Sherlock. Not even correctly at that; Oblivion is a totally different game, not an earlier version of the same game.

"Oh spiff, I had no idea that you were a man of culture..." "you cheeky Sausage"

"You now legally have to like the video" Dang, can't argue with that

1:40 and here you can see that spiff searches only the most normal of things, such as *how to hide a body*

“Make sure you have a nice warm cup of tea in hand” Spiff, please, it’s like 90 degrees outside Spiff. Please don’t make me do this.

@jaroldscottwilliams.3rd832

2 жыл бұрын

Put the air conditioner on, move further north, or freeze one cup of tea into an ice tray and use it to make your regular cup of tea cold. It's not the best option, but it isn't full heresy. I mean... you could do worse. Like... Iced Coffee... :'(

@matthewtalbot-paine7977

2 жыл бұрын

No it's 32 degrees. Spiff isn't even aware of the existence of Fahrenheit he's that British.

@buttercup9709

2 жыл бұрын

True Brits drink tea regardless of the weather

I haven't played Skyrim in years and now I find my self attempting this build. Good job on the sales pitch Spiff.

The only true Sneak 9000 is having your inventory filled with buckets to put on people's heads.

KZread: “Spiff can’t possibly have more Skyrim exploits to show off.” Spiff: “Hold my Yorkshire Tea Gold.”

I was just doing my 71st stealth archer/dagger and this is perfect timing

@KingNedya

2 жыл бұрын

I was just doing my 0th stealth character.

@dreadavis9751

2 жыл бұрын

"you finally awake"

@KingNedya

2 жыл бұрын

@@dreadavis9751 "Hey, you, you're finally awake."

I was not prepared for the leather hide joke. thank you greatly spiff

"Skyrim sneak only" and "challenge" in the same phrase forms a paradox.

Stock images: exist Spiffing Brit: *It's free real estate*

@Stoic_grimace

2 жыл бұрын

Turned out it wasn't free though

@U39I

2 жыл бұрын

Buying stock photos and slapping his own watermark on them was the biggest brain move he did

That stock photo of the guy with the banana gets a _lot_ of play.

Came here to watch spiff play Skyrim in totally intended ways, and instead got probably the best sponsored bit i have ever seen.

The dark brotherhood quest can be fast tracked by just going straight to Riften and killing Grelog.

"it's made of hide" that was actually quite good. had a good laugh

I always hit like whenever I get into a video so whenever anyone asks me to hit like I have a brief panic attack, identity crisis, mental breakdown, and crying fit all at the same time for a good few seconds.

Ben Dover: *Bends over* Everyone:"omg where he went"

Spiff there is actually one very important reason to choose Ralof: there is a room where Ralof tells you to unlock a door. if you ignore the door you can continually beat up ralof to level up one-handed as he will never aggro and never die.

@arthurpendragonsyt

2 жыл бұрын

It works the same with Hadvar by not opening the chest

@karlplessius1300

2 жыл бұрын

Or do it to either in the room with the bear.

@TheEvilPet

2 жыл бұрын

I can't speak for Ralof but with Hadvar, you can also level up your sneak forever by hiding behind a pillar and walking into it. You can also level up one-handed and destruction in this way too. Just sneak up to Hadvar while he's facing the grate, stab or blast him, walk away, sneak again. Rinse repeat.

@SomewhatPeculiar

2 жыл бұрын

Backstabbing either of them also levels up sneak incredibly fast.

@Sn0wjunk1e

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheEvilPet but with Ralof you dont' need to walk away to level destruction or one-handed cuz he stays in one place, and if you time it right when he loses all health you can cause a stack-overflow causing him to instantly refill it.

"always use leather armor because its made of HIDE" amazing, now get out

Just sneak attacking Hadvar at the bear section raises your sneak much faster, as well as your 1 handed skill. He's immortal and wont become hostile when you attack him so you can take it all the way to 100 fairly quickly.

As a stormcloak, If you dont spend your level ups on one handed or sneak, when you get to the bear, simply spam dagger light attack on ralof's back while sneaking for 10 minutes to level faster than AFK wall walking the bear for 2 hours

@15:00 "It's made of hide!" ...fine, I'll press the damned Like button.

Bethesda: Tod, what does the scouter say about his stealth power level Tod: IT'S OVER 9000

14:47 🤣🤣🤣I'll remember that "Hide" joke.

When doing your sneaking mode you can speed up the game by hitting Ctrl -Print Screen. Speeding up the game has many applications. Great videos.