I love how he would rather not have a sponsor over being sponsored by raid. This is the peak of humanity.

@darthkittyoustheunwise7581

3 жыл бұрын

What cracks me up is He got a special box from Yorkshire Tea.

@Stettafire

3 жыл бұрын

@@darthkittyoustheunwise7581 I dont know why, that's kinda wholesome. Here, you have always said how you love us. Have a special box

@rustyjones7908

3 жыл бұрын

Does anyone even play that game? I just see people throw shade at it lol.

@efvsfs6218

3 жыл бұрын

I am still getting raid ads.

@kayplaya86

3 жыл бұрын

@@Stettafire why don't they sponsor him... Wait technically not sponsoring him is more profitable because every episode he talks about it probably getting people to check it out so sponsoring him would be the exact same but they would have to pay him

"When you fortify Archery, you fortify everything else in the game." Including ragdoll?

@eazzy5822

4 жыл бұрын

Especially ragdoll

@clinteatswood9106

4 жыл бұрын

Now to do this build! :p

@chaddts

4 жыл бұрын

This must only be on p.c cause I have fortify archery out the wazoo on ps3 back in the day and now on switch and it didn't affect anything else.

@TuffMelon

4 жыл бұрын

@@chaddts The Switch version is the Special Edition, IIRC, which fixes (and introduces) some bugs.

@chaddts

4 жыл бұрын

@@TuffMelon the ps3 version didn't do this..but I. Always fortified archery via enchantment not potions

rewatching this along with other reanu keeves and it made me realize that reanu keeves has started sounding more natural to me than keanu reeves. What has he done to me

@Cyder33

3 жыл бұрын

I actually just realized that he has unintentionally brainwashed me into thinking reanu keeves is the actual name of Keanu reeves😂😅

@pryingeyes1551

3 жыл бұрын

If I were Keanu, I would legally change my name at this point.

@liama3287

3 жыл бұрын

Same

6:42 “Anyway Faendal I’m pretty sure it’s time for us to part ways” *Proceeds to German Suplex the poor elf*

@MadHatterFAB

3 жыл бұрын

In the distance you hear.. oh it’s true, it’s dam true!!

@joshsmith8512

2 жыл бұрын

"Riverwood is nice but have you ever visited Suplex City?"

@hockeyking2433

2 ай бұрын

To be fair they did indeed part ways

“Raid shadow legends? No, no, no, I’d rather yeet myself off a bridge” probably the best thing I’ve heard from a KZread video in a long time

@lukemauldin9156

4 жыл бұрын

SuperHahaha1313 I got a Raid Shadow Legends ad at the beginning of the video XD

@wesleydamen2018

4 жыл бұрын

Ebony warrior be like hold my fus roh dah

@TheTaintedWisdom

4 жыл бұрын

Reminded me of MittenSquad's "This next video... isn't sponsored by anything. Because I don't take sponsorships from literal trash."

@noir4762

4 жыл бұрын

Watch SomeOrdinaryGamers

@bandawin18

4 жыл бұрын

@@noir4762 I like how he hates Raid so much that he made an entire video about how much he hates Raid

Todd: Elder Scrolls 6 will be completely different from Skyrim Loads in "Hey, you. You're finally awake."

@naranciaisbestboi125

4 жыл бұрын

CJ: "Aw, shit. Here we go again."

@UriGerhard

4 жыл бұрын

TES6 will innovate by having you start as a prisoner

@mikeincanada_

4 жыл бұрын

@@UriGerhard It's been nearly a decade... Todd thinks we forgot so you're probably right.

@stukature

4 жыл бұрын

Get it? Beacuse we dreamt of it being different from Skyrim.

@DarkSword3125

4 жыл бұрын

All NPC's: I use to be an adventurer like you, but I took an arrow to the knee

One of the most broken things in Skyrim is the unique ingredient Astrid gives you to poison the Emperor. The damage values of ingredients in Skyrim vary from 1 to 5, and increase exponentially. The root you're given has that value set at over 300, meaning any poison you make with the ingredient can instantly kill even the tankiest enemy in the game, that being Kaarstag on Legendary difficulty.

@bezerkoid

Жыл бұрын

Is there a way to get more root?

@locksness862

Жыл бұрын

anyone who’s actually payed any attention would know kaarstag is immune to poison & paralysis. you’ll just waste the ingredients.

@lrw3312

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately, Kaarstag is 100% resistant to poison. Speaking from experience :/

@sr_lol5793

Жыл бұрын

@@lrw3312 Cuz Skyrim is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits, so, the devs predicted this and made him resistant to poison.

@lewiszhou4056

Жыл бұрын

Or you can just use the Fortify restoration loop to get a poison potion that does THIRTEEN MILLION DAMAGE (Spiff actually made it one of his episodes, its perfectly balenced)

The way you just annihilated Faendal by suplexing him into the table after robbing him of both his gold and time/experience is just the perfect description of chaotic evil.

@saschaeggert2148

2 жыл бұрын

I killed him because I screwed up his side quest from the very start and needed a stash house. I was so happy when his dead body finally vanished. 🤣

@confusedungabungaman

Жыл бұрын

R.i.p old elf man

@nrg6245

10 ай бұрын

Lmao 😂

@pamjarvis2318

9 ай бұрын

LOL , I can't help he gets in-between me and bandit boss awhile I am dual weilding kill screen that resulted in his own death too! I will give him burial ceremony before I take over his house in Riverwood along with receiving his death gift from courier. He lives as long as he doesn't get in-between me and my enemy during battles since I am not pure evil seeking free house on purposed. Though , it will work well for me if he using two-handed weapons or sword and shield instead of using his bow when he is carrying my loots. He had decided to risk his own life by switching to close range battles near my own fighting. 😂

@morgantaylor84

7 ай бұрын

I've only ever killed two, no three followers in Skyrim. Lydia by using the shout that calls down a Thunder Storm. It was literally the first time I used it too so lesson learned, only bring along followers you feel are expendable. Jenassa by shooting her with a bow and arrow while trying to hit a giant while she was downed. Hill geometry and arrow inaccuracy for the win question mark? And the one you have to kill to get the Skull of Corruption in the Vaermira Daedric Artifact quest. That follower I actually like so it pained me to do it for the achievement lol

Bandits: You see that guy who just killed a dragon and ate it's soul? Also Bandits: Let's mug him!

@mikeskelly2356

4 жыл бұрын

'What are we?'... 'Muggers!'... 'Let's go mugging!'...

@dustinpfalzgraf138

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikeskelly2356 and what to muggers do???

@michaelharder9737

4 жыл бұрын

@@dustinpfalzgraf138 m-m-mug people!

@BurritoLuvr

4 жыл бұрын

shadowassassin88 they have the biggest balls in Tamriel haha

@pyromasteralex

4 жыл бұрын

Bandits in skyrim are really underappreciated, when they see some guy in full daedric armor and a dragonbone warhammer strapped to his back sprinting through a blizzard, what do they do? "hand over your valuables, or ill gut you like a fish" also honorable mention to vilkas, a new recruit wearing a master enchanted and master smithed dragonbone set? careful with my steel blade, its worth more then you are.

Oh... He's just standing on a massive flaming forge with in bare feet. I thought he was using his feet to heat up the forge.

@gyzardo3648

4 жыл бұрын

Jorne De Smedt he was trying to be modest, DONT expose him

@DeadHaremGuy

4 жыл бұрын

no it is the molten blood of his victim's slain with the 1,000 degree knife

@faceplant950

4 жыл бұрын

He must either stomp or jump on the forge to ignite it. If it happened while standing still, he would melt the planet.

@Oblithian

4 жыл бұрын

It's actually a geothermal vent. If Reanu Keeves doesn't periodically dump excess energy into it, the entire planet WILL DIE.

“Arrows in Skyrim basically have the accuracy of a potato strapped to a paper airplane and lobbed out of the window of a car going 71 miles an hour” Yes

@justsomecheesecake

2 жыл бұрын

I've never had trouble tbh

@MWBalls

2 жыл бұрын

I recall sneak attack murdering a ton of things, and even a dragon with bows when i played soon after the first release, I don't recall them being super inaccurate.

@morrigankasa570

2 жыл бұрын

I never used Stealth Archery but have used Archery and was very accurate as long as have the zoom perk.

@Whifadira22

2 жыл бұрын

When you move the arrows change direction. Stand still for the shot and it's always accurate.. Skyrim best game of the decade still banging!

@Hscaper

Жыл бұрын

When stationary the arrow doesn’t deviate left to right, only drops. When you are strafing left or right the arrow carry’s that momentum.

hunting bow has the worst stats in the game. Longbow " Am I a Joke to you?"

@Archimonde259

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. As it should be.

@_Umbrael_

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, you are a joke to me.

@dr.floridamanphd

3 жыл бұрын

Challenge accepted

@casperreininga3253

3 жыл бұрын

The longbow is better because although it is the weakest bow in the game in base dmg, it has the fastest firing rate of any standard bow (fastest firing bow in the game being Zephyr, byfar). This actually gives it a slightly higher dps then the hunting bow.

@Archimonde259

3 жыл бұрын

@@casperreininga3253 >implying that anyone in Skyrim actually uses bows for DPS as opposed to sneak attacks (for which you want max damage and speed doesn't matter)

Spiff: "It's so difficult to aim bows in this game" Also Spiff: Doesn't use the bow aiming feature

@EricBurns1

4 жыл бұрын

Also doesn’t stealth to give an actual dot of a reticle

@regularusername5516

4 жыл бұрын

@@EricBurns1 not just a dot, it gives you a pretty large reticle

@casualsatanist5808

4 жыл бұрын

tho he mentions it at the end

@rustyshackleford6832

4 жыл бұрын

ADSing is for the weak. Real men put their faith in God and hip fire.

@regularusername5516

4 жыл бұрын

@@rustyshackleford6832 hip fire a bow? Reach around your back with your right hand

"Can you beat Skyrim with only bow" *Laughs in everyone who had ever played skyrim, thus ending up running a stealth archer*

@earthwormbarry8330

4 жыл бұрын

*laughs in heavy armor stealth build*

@davidstrickland1850

4 жыл бұрын

*laughs in battlemage*

@Differentialify

4 жыл бұрын

Sad truth, I always end up as stealth archer

@ombnonsensicalnuts7875

4 жыл бұрын

@@earthwormbarry8330 laughs in naked stealthy unarmed character.. I've played this game too much I think I've litterly done everything you can do..

@collindoyle7987

4 жыл бұрын

Laughs in ymfah

“Raid shadow legends? No no no I’d rather yeet myself off of a bridge” this is why we love you

"Which as we all know is how you weedle around the game and not have fun." Me, starting a new game: I'm going to be a warrior this time. *2 hours later* Me: Haha! Another headshot! Me: Wait... God damnit! I'm a sneaky archer again!

@darthbaluuduh6598

3 жыл бұрын

Same. Now imagine if Archery was as satisfying in Skyrim as it was in Oblivion and you'd never do anything but sneaky archer builds.

@dakelong6047

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah me too

@pvc1380

3 жыл бұрын

same

@consumption4599

3 жыл бұрын

Exact opposite for me

@sirsnance1024

3 жыл бұрын

@@consumption4599 same i tried so hard on this replay to do sneaky archer it felt so weak I switched before leaving white run

"How else are you meant to learn if you don't spend 50% of your time coming up with cool, impressive slogans?"

@horizonbumpy2828

4 жыл бұрын

wow, excellent exact copy of what he said.

@thatrandomplayer8827

4 жыл бұрын

@@horizonbumpy2828 yes that tends to be the idea when you use quptation marks

@caelenjenks

4 жыл бұрын

Read this as soon as it was said in the video nice

Spiff: I won’t do a raid:shadow legends sponsor. I would rather yeet out of the window. Yt algorithm and raid: Fine i’ll do it for you (plays ad anyway)

My favorite build so far has been a crossbow that drains roughly 45 million points of health and also traps the targets soul instantly. I take your life. I take your soul. I am the reaper.

@CoRLex-jh5vx

2 жыл бұрын

Just wait until you meet the seasons.

@SolitudeMass

2 жыл бұрын

@@CoRLex-jh5vx cowbell

@HDGaminTutorials

Жыл бұрын

That sounds so boring tho one shotting everything different strokes for different folks I guess

Because of some big science stuff, if the enchant was the other way around and did frost then fire, this bow when it hits a target, would instantly cause an explosion bigger then the entire Skyrim map, as the air super cools and the air particles condense and then instantly super heat they would expand at such an exponential rate that the target literally becomes a oxygen nuke

@Crazylom

2 жыл бұрын

As alt for restoration singularity, i see

@0zero728

2 жыл бұрын

@@Crazylom I'm talking about if this bow was irl and the enchants did the same thing irl

@monochromeboi267

Жыл бұрын

Arthur C Clarke’s Third Law says any sufficiently advanced technology is basically magic. Spiffing Brit’s third law says any sufficiently buggy magic is basically technology.

@dustinbeck8060

Жыл бұрын

Aka "deep frying a frozen turkey".

@myaldeade

Жыл бұрын

Isn't that just a hydrogen bomb? Oxygen nuke....

"you don't know how hard it is to hit with an arrow in this game" *Laughs in Kingdom Come Deliverance*

@borntodie297

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah tbh, I Always toggle the firecursor in that game. And you still barely hit anything XD

@gorrazin7983

4 жыл бұрын

I actually missed out on a neat part of the game because I killed a knight by shooting him through his helmet with a bow while chasing him full speed on horse back. You're meant to just chase him and then he's supposed to challenge you to a duel from what I've heard.

@aeureus

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha, it's fun in KCD :P

@chrisdale1214

4 жыл бұрын

First thought I had when the "difficulty" of aiming in Skyrim was stated.

@ziebelzubel

4 жыл бұрын

@@chrisdale1214 yeah i think archery in skyrim is actually incredibly easy, no idea why spiff might think that

If you have 100 enchanting, you can put two enchantments on an item. Headpiece: magika/archery Chestplate: health/smithing Boots: stamina/carryweight Gauntlets: pickpocket/lockpicking Amulet: speech/alchemy Ring:desired weapon/fists Weird falmer mask thing: resist disease/waterbreathing This is the true potential of reanu keeves.

@azminek7154

4 жыл бұрын

Resist magic is more useful than resist disease. Works against fire, frost AND shock as well. For me the disease resistance didn't work anyways, when I had enchanted items that boosts disease resistance with hundreds of thousands percent, I still got sick.

@max-9182

4 жыл бұрын

@@azminek7154 You don't need any elemental or magic resist enchantments when you have an health enchantment of that amplitude.

@deadrussianliberal2897

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, I’ve always been maxing spell reflect/absorb and ended up being immune to disease, cause it’s basically a spell.

@deadrussianliberal2897

4 жыл бұрын

Also, yeah, disease resist is wanky. So I always carry a few potions, just in case.

@deadrussianliberal2897

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, I’m sorry for such many posts, but my point was : disease resistance is a waste of enchantment slot

The reason it's hard to hit things with a bow in Skyrim is because there's a left-right auto-aim that doesn't predict target motion. This means if something is walking perpendicular to you, auto-aim will usually foul your shot. And also the auto-aim can't be disabled.

@tings.

2 жыл бұрын

Auto aim on keyvoard and mouse?

@Tolwrath

2 жыл бұрын

@@tings. yes

@rainbowsheep662

Жыл бұрын

It can be disabled, but only with a console command. One of my old friends told me about it 5 or 6 years ago. Can't remember the command anyways.

@gordonmcghie1985

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure the only time I've ever missed a shot in Skyrim is when I forget to install the mod that turns off the weird ninja dodge mechanic npcs have.

@avriel6903

10 ай бұрын

@@Tyborz Honestly same, the only time I've missed a shot with a bow is when I disabled my aimbot tbh :/

I love that he says that the infinite arrow glitch has been around since before Skyrim came out. Its true, you could use the exact same exploit in the arena in Oblivion 😂

3:51 “In one hour, Reanu Keeves.... Excommunicado.”

Bethesda announce “the elder scrolls 5: Skyrim 2”! “Works even justier than before” Says Todd Howard

@namikosai9466

4 жыл бұрын

says Hodd Toward

@meh8726

4 жыл бұрын

Godd Howard

@KainaX122

4 жыл бұрын

Said Rodd Toward

@korzbro35

4 жыл бұрын

It juster workiest.

@brettgarcia1128

3 жыл бұрын

"16 times the exploits!"

>300,000,000 damage, arrow misses intended target, hits ground; all of Nirn ceases to be.

"How strong are you?" -I have Fortify Restoration Potions

@Order-si7nd

2 жыл бұрын

“Internally screaming” well who’s your player SPIFFING BRIT Guess I’m dead

I accidentally called Keanu Reeves Reanu Keeves in a conversation about filmography. That's what tea does to you.

@captain_kadaver

4 жыл бұрын

@Keretizein x I know right? Every time he uploads a video and says "Reanu Keeves", I feel "Wait.. but isn't that the real guy's name?"

@Oblithian

4 жыл бұрын

LOL the other day I realized somewhere along the line my mind decided Hodd Toward IS correct. (since I have heard the fake name far more than his real name)

@captain_kadaver

4 жыл бұрын

@@Oblithian Same here xD It just works, eh?

My eyes: *sees 7 months ago* My eyes again: *sees 7 minutes ago* Me: what the heck

@saffronic3026

4 жыл бұрын

HotChickenTendies And that’s the power of my King Crimson

@froumts

4 жыл бұрын

r e q u i e m

20:35 When you make a bow that's so valuable that YOU have to pay the vendor money to take it from you.

@lostreshalov8980

Жыл бұрын

Google that number. Thats exactly 1 over the max value that game engine can produce. reanu keeves is more powerful than the universe he exists in.

21:55 *"With this character's death, the thread of prophecy has been severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you've created"* ~Morrowind 2002

"Hunting Bow is the worst Bow in the game." Longbow: ...

@okamiproject8981

4 жыл бұрын

Turquoise Sorcerer long bow draws faster

@eVill420

4 жыл бұрын

@@okamiproject8981 the hell an archer gonna use that for? you're playing weird if that helps with a bow

@sci_pain3409

4 жыл бұрын

Okami Project imagine having to worry about draw speed this post was made by skyrimvr gang

@grimwave54

4 жыл бұрын

I got an elven bow

@belland_dog8235

4 жыл бұрын

@@eVill420 Not everyone plays stealth Archer, some people actually run around and shoot people instead of hiding in the back

Spiff: *makes video* People who have been enjoying playing stealth archers since 11/11/11: *=O*

@Notmyname1593

4 жыл бұрын

I have also enjoyed a combat archer build. All you need is the perk, that lets you run while shooting, then you can avoid everyone you want and shoot them while you`re at it.

@Ramzeke

4 жыл бұрын

See I stealth archer, but I also make sure I can tank as well, I killed my dog by accident being a sneaky archer so I had to switch styles

@belland_dog8235

4 жыл бұрын

Stealth Archer build is so boring for me

@thedude6058

4 жыл бұрын

you mean we’ve enjoyed resto-looping a ring of sneak and ignoring all the enemies

@orarinnsnorrason4614

4 жыл бұрын

I like up close and personal. So sneaky assassin with a knife is my thing.

I love how he names his equipment. The yeetforce 9000 had me rolling. Lol.

"Can you beat Skyrim with only a bow?" Well, yes. Whether i like it or not every playthrough i do ends up turning into a stealth archer at some point lmao

@DragonKnightJin

3 жыл бұрын

"I'm gonna be a Heavy Armor Two-Hander this time!" *3 hours later* "Todd-damnit, another Stealth Archer..."

@luxdeitine4882

3 жыл бұрын

@@DragonKnightJin I'm actually doing a tank build right now and it's pretty damn op, orcs are broken, just saying

@VenomQuill

3 жыл бұрын

Have you tried spell-sword horse archer? Spell in one hand, enchanted ax in the other. Then, when you need to move, grab a bow and jump on a horse. It's just that easy! Or how about a no-weapon build? Heavy armor khajiit with Gloves of the Pugilist. Skyrim is very diverse.

@G4rden_Gh0st_

3 жыл бұрын

I actually have a character that’s a bit of everything lmao

@boostvr1680

3 жыл бұрын

@@DragonKnightJin this is so me :')

Me : "Archery? Oh, so we're going to snipe things from stealth so that they'll die before they ever know they're being attacked?" Reaneu Keeves: "No, we're going to walk up and shoot in melee range like some gullible folks in colonial times."

@Reishadowen

4 жыл бұрын

Oh, so, the Hollywood minion method. Attack the hero with your projectile weapon only after you've ran screaming right up next to him, giving him a chance to stab you with his sword first.

@AceOBlade

4 жыл бұрын

@@Reishadowen except 2 things #1: you actually hit #2: They die

Are you just complementing reanu keeves so he doesn’t steal your soul?

@encycl07pedia-

4 жыл бұрын

Complimenting* "Complement' refers to an additive/beneficial pairing.

@sampatterson6446

4 жыл бұрын

@@encycl07pedia- you just lost your soul privileges, hand it over

@encycl07pedia-

4 жыл бұрын

@@sampatterson6446 It's already gone.

@dankcatsmemes9219

4 жыл бұрын

James Games 11 Fool The more you complement Reanu keeves the more power he has to escape the computer and go Into our world

An even better way to get infinite arrows is from Niruin in the thieves guild cistern. The Solitude archers will only fire about 7-8 arrows per target before old ones start despawning to make room for the new ones. this isn't the case for Niruin, he'll just fire indefinitely and you can pick up all the arrows at the end.

I love that the Hunting bow actually does 1790 damage (Look at the damage bar on the bottom of the screen when he equips it), and the Imperial bow only does 911 damage. Yet he says the Imperial bow does more because the damage calc on the big picture only shows the first three digits.

Chaotic Good: Turning down a Raid Sponsorship in hopes Yorkshire Tea sponsors you

@robertlombardo8437

4 жыл бұрын

I like to think a Lawful Good person would turn down Raid Shadow Legends as well. Being that that game is the soulless spawn of Satan himself.

@BrownFrown22

4 жыл бұрын

I think it would be funny if Spiff "played" raid Shadow legends

@georgethakur

4 жыл бұрын

British Good.

@Lupus-iv7jp

4 жыл бұрын

Turns down raid sponsorship but kills 10+ people in sims 4 including children...

@SwedishNeo

4 жыл бұрын

@@robertlombardo8437 Any non-evil individual would turn down Raid Shadow Legends. Even a neutral stupid wouldn't align themselves with them.

Skyrim: SHOUTS ONLY is perfectly balanced.

@erikho6936

4 жыл бұрын

Fu- Fu- Fu- Fus Ro Dah! Dragon: *dies*

@badideagenerator2315

3 жыл бұрын

Reanu keaves is supposed to take breath, not release it

I do like the interpretation that the follower - money - training exploit is actually just them being willing to train you for free because you're friends.

“Unfortunately, it’s time for us to part ways with Faendal” *Immediately German suplex him through a table* JR: BAH-GAWD! HES BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!

@ChessJew

3 жыл бұрын

WILL SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN GAME?! THE MAN HAS A FAMILY!

@zoepaige1765

2 жыл бұрын

Absolute monster

"Hitting things with a bow in this game is kinda hard." Well, the first time I played Skyrim, I didn't have the crosshair active, so I learned to hit "by eye". It was kinda cool, I got very good at it, aiming using the arrow and the bow as a crosshair.

@Arcxzal

4 жыл бұрын

"hey wheres the aiming crosshair? wow this game is so immersive!!!!"

@JuanBritoMartins

4 жыл бұрын

I actually did that with skyrim VR, bow and arrow becomes really fun.

"Raid shadow legends? I'd rather throw myself off a building" -Raid shadow legends ad comes on instantly

@jinjoball

4 жыл бұрын

It's yeet himself off the moon

@earthwormsim8068

4 жыл бұрын

Do contents creators even get to choose the adverts used in their videos? Or is it set on genre and algorithm?

@VexxedSR

4 жыл бұрын

@@earthwormsim8068 Ads are user based. They use cookies and saved/cached data to look at what you've looked at previously and what you're likely to buy/try.

@howrylo

4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit I love you videos, you can tell you put a lot into them. I'm glad you also have class and are very honest with your followers

@dontdishfish5861

4 жыл бұрын

@@howrylo he's also british

Game developers: we don’t make bugs, just happy little spiff videos

"It turns out Reanu Keeves is just an amalgamation of hundreds of Reanu Keeves' stacked on top of each other" He's found out the secret of 3D animation, he knows too much.

"Ah Faendel, can I borrow some money to teach me Archery" - The Chef

"I am sorry Nazeem" WHAT!? This is almost as sacrilegious as drinking coffee

Having over 100% pickpocket chance is like having people around you unknowingly throwing their valuable belongings straight into your pocket.

Archery may not be the most action packed gameplay but there nothing better than letting fly an arrow from half a mile away and sticking it right in a raiders eye.

"Ebony Arrows. The best arrows in the game." Dragonbone Arrows: Am I a joke to you?

@jakem9524

4 жыл бұрын

Daedric Arrows: the best arrows in the game." Dragonbone Arrows: you wot mate?

@planetbob6703

4 жыл бұрын

@@jakem9524 true. I forgot those. Fixed it

@jakem9524

4 жыл бұрын

@@planetbob6703 Noice.

@zanemob1429

4 жыл бұрын

They are in terms of being easier to get.

@Stratelier

4 жыл бұрын

Bound Arrows: Hold my Conjuration perks

1:11: "Archery is garbage in this game." Me: *spews tea in shock* "COME AGAIN?!"

@OmniscientWarrior

4 жыл бұрын

I know right. It is the best style of fighting ever because you can use it wherever and it is the only one that lets you kill dragons when they are way up high, till you learn Rend that is, but you have to be able to kill dragons before you can learn Rend.

@intensellylit4100

4 жыл бұрын

@@OmniscientWarrior destruction magic: am i a joke to you?

@Lewku

4 жыл бұрын

"Archery" is shit a stealth archer build adding all of the sneak perks and multipliers isn't (and a dagger would still be better)

@TuxieBSOD

4 жыл бұрын

@@intensellylit4100 Destruction magic is way worse. Way way worse.

@samael4550

4 жыл бұрын

Magnus Johnsson false, it’s so easy to make destruction cost no magicka to cast (without resto loop btw). Dual casting incinerate or thunderbolt over and over is OP, and you can hit dragons

I wish more people were like Faendal. Imagine paying someone to train you in something and then asking for the money back instantly without any repercussions

I accidentally made my character stronger than Reanu Keeves and trying to do anything essentially starts testing apart reality. I started up my game and found I was wearing two armor sets.

@justrandomstuff6828

3 жыл бұрын

There are no characters stronger than Reanu Keeves, he's an amalgamation of hundreds of Reanu Keeves occupying the same place at the same time, while all the atoms and cells explode in trillions of nuclear explosions, his level of power can maintain the energy inside him, consequently making him more powerful

"YEET Thyself > RAID" This comment resulted in an instant fave, like, and the sacrificing of bean juice heathens to the Tea Pantheon.

@supernova582

4 жыл бұрын

You didn't get all of them because I drink tea and coffee ha ha ha!

@AsmodeusMictian

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously.....THANK YOU FOR NOT SUBJECTING ME TO ONE OF THEIR ADS.

@Notmyname1593

4 жыл бұрын

"Bean juice" is my new favourite word as it can apply for coffee drinkers and soyboys at the same time.

@teddy-beargamer6385

4 жыл бұрын

You’ll never take me alive! Bean juice forever!

B: I would love to see a shout build. I wasn't even aware there was a shout build.

@Fox-Osc

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure you can stack amulets of talos and get 100 % shout cool down, will be Interesting to see what spiff can Conjure up :D

@shay.w.5812

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine being a random person in Skyrim and Reanu Keeves walks up to you and screams and you instantly die.

@Hunted0LessShirt

4 жыл бұрын

@@Fox-Osc Yeah, I doubt there's a whole lot more you can do than that BUT 100% CDR on whirlwind rush thingy is super cool.

@EricBurns1

4 жыл бұрын

If you’re bored of exploits you can console command it to 0 too 😂

@shazamham5203

4 жыл бұрын

I've been off and on playing Skyrim on the PSVR for some time and if I can replicate this shout build on there, well, I'd be having a lot of fun with Skyrim again after Spiff releases that video. If he goes for making a shout build video.

I love spiff addressing Todd when things go wrong, it the same way you ask god why he’s testing you so harshly lmao

Before I begin, I liked sneaking and one-shotting everything with the bow. But let's see what you're gonna make this time.

7:14 if you smash through the companions quest and become the leader, aela the Huntress can be a follower too and will train you up to like level 90 or something

@lucbrink-morrison5593

4 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure she’s an expert trainer, a.k.a she can only train you to level 75. But ye, that is definitely a good strategy! 10/10 would recommend for *perfectly balanced* gameplay

@AnalogFilmDiary

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucbrink-morrison5593 you are correct, it's Farkas and viklas that will get you up to 90 in there relevant skills. Either way loads of free training from the companions.

Do the FUS RO DAH build, but mod it so you get the “JUST DO IT” shout from Shia Labeouf.

@lordmewthree7989

4 жыл бұрын

You mean the legendary cannibal Shia Labeouf

@bman6198

4 жыл бұрын

Lia Shabeouf

I feel like “why is my horse stuck”, perfectly describes Skyrim.

Fun fact: this man single handedly compelled me to buy a box of Taylor of Harrogate Yorkshire gold tea. And God damn it, it's the best god damn tea I've ever tasted in my life. I enjoy it more than coffee now.

15:57 “And the Reanu Keeves cell begins to the division process known as Metaphase.”

@123456789012starwars

4 жыл бұрын

It is because Skyrim has digital copies. Reanu Keeves is breaching the vary fabric of reality. Soon he will enter our world and utter the phrase, "I'm Breath Taking."

@The Spiffing Brit - Here is a fun fact you didn't seem to know: In Skyrim if Damage on your item goes over 3 digits, the game breaks and displays only the first 3 digits of that number. For example if you have an item that does 51.234 damage, the game will display it as 512 damage.

@fishecod2552

4 жыл бұрын

are you using the period as a separator between the thousands and the hundreds place, or ones and tenths place?

@toneythetiger76

4 жыл бұрын

It’ll say the full damage at the bottom of the page I think

@FenrirTheGray

4 жыл бұрын

@@fishecod2552 thousands and hundreds

@HRRRRRDRRRRR

4 жыл бұрын

​@@FenrirTheGray "What are decimals?"

@gemstonegynoid7475

4 жыл бұрын

Whatever nation uses periods at intervals of 3 digits are objectively terrible at math. 1,234.56 looks better than 1.234.56

watched this vid again a year later and laughed so hard! Droll, polite and facetious, so British, so humorous. Played the game through again after making character invincible. Took about 15 hours. Then loaded so many mods it blew up.

I don't even play Skyrim anymore but your hilarious monologue draws me in every time. You've got a new subscriber.

"Ebony arrows, the best arrows in the game" hmmmmmm

@lancegreen1939

4 жыл бұрын

@Paul Bedford bro i think you mean reikling spears

@cocolas0770

4 жыл бұрын

The dedric arrows do the most base damage

@alexculp2504

4 жыл бұрын

What about the fabled, practice arrows

@DenSetsu_1

4 жыл бұрын

@@cocolas0770 dragon bone?

@matiaslanda9281

4 жыл бұрын

I prefer the modded elemental arrows ;) An arsenal for any situation

When i read the title i immediately thought: "Is this a 'Bow *ONLY'* challenge, or a 'Bow *AND* Arrow Only' challenge?"

@intensellylit4100

4 жыл бұрын

We get it, everyone here watched ymfah.

@NFITC1

4 жыл бұрын

@@intensellylit4100 Good times, though. ymfah has the best skyrim vids.

@FecalMatador

4 жыл бұрын

Intenselly LIt we get it, you’re a pretentious douche

@blankblank1949

4 жыл бұрын

@@FecalMatador calm the fuck down, jesus man

@stone2325

4 жыл бұрын

Why don’t you! Aha @Blank Blank

“Archer class is really made up of Archers”

Here me out...... NAZEEM BUILD

Elder Scrolls 6: I’m going to be perfectly balanced and with no exploits Reanu Keeves: Hold my bow

@mcneilohara1463

4 жыл бұрын

*hold my Yorkshire tea

@frankisnottriggered2033

4 жыл бұрын

Camron Phelan lmaoo

I vote for Fus Ro Fun! (I also recommend installing the "Fus Ro Door" mod, which is a simple and silly mod that allows you to open entities marked as a "door" (And possibly some chests) with a fully charged "Unrelenting Force" shout!)

I absolutely love this channel I’ve learned so many Skyrim exploits it’s so much fun breaking the game

I just love how you went All right it's time for us to part ways *Suplexes into a table violently*

"Its time for us to part ways!" *Proceeds to part Faendal's ways with force*

A, absolutly. I want to see Reanu Keeves diving into the mystery that is Magic. He is a master swordsman, a master archer, a master in unarmed combat, but is he also the most power magic-user in the universe?

@asrieldreemurr1988

3 жыл бұрын

Yes he is now

"backup imperial bow" XD when it really does 800 less damage than the hunting bow

When you started spinning the screen I thought my rotation lock was off

"There are multiple Reanu Keeves in the world" Do I hear a skyrim online mod episode?

“Ah, you’re finally awake”.

@WhatIsThatThingDoing

3 жыл бұрын

The other man lost his leg and part of his pelvis to that one arrow to the knee. He died instantly of shock, so why he's even in the cart is a mystery.

I love your Reanu Keeves videos! Excellent Brit humor, plz keep it up 👍🏻

21:18 "Such a pain to aim" Spoken like a true man

Better way to get high damage: Enchant armor to fortify weapon types, this means you don’t have to ever refill soul gems. For some reason it works that way. Skyrim just works.

@heftyjo2893

4 жыл бұрын

The per charge cost to use an enchanted weapon is tied to your destruction skill. So, you want to enchant your gear with fortify destruction till your mana cost to cast destruction spells hits zero. Then, you can use weapons with damage enchantments for zero soul stone cost.

Spiff: time for you to die *headshots battle born* Battle born: *collapses but doesn't die* think again! I'm am an essential NPC that Todd had blessed with immort- Spiff: *Thanos snaps him out of existence*

One of the most amusing videos I've seen in several units of time passage. Cheers, fellow spiffer!

I hope when that shout exploit video comes and we can finally experience reanu´s majestic voice that we´re all gonna feel like in that scene, where the greybeards talk in dragon tongue and you just wobble around like you´ve put to much moon sugar in your tea.

Mage: destruction potions+marksmen potions+ 2.6 million bonus magicka enchantment = unlimited flames/sparks that one shots anything Shouts: beast form trick into having 5 or more amulets of Talos stacked on you, +marksmen potions + H Mora's unrelenting force damage buff = say fus and instantly reduce enemies to ashes with the impossibly high decibel level your throat can produce, alternatively learn the time stop shout and use alteration duration potion to freeze time for everyone but yourself... Forever...

@yourgoing2h8me

4 жыл бұрын

It's easier to get destruction spells cost reduction to 100% and with dual cast stagger you can pretty much faceroll the game on legendary

@Zerum69

4 жыл бұрын

@@yourgoing2h8me oh you're not understanding what the series is about... You're supposed to take the weakest stuff in game and turn it into one shooting machines :D Also if you get raw Magicka instead of spell cost reduction, you can cast stuff from all schools instead of just that one, and he already has the restoration glitch so it's easier to get raw Magicka than 100% spell cost reduction now

@yourgoing2h8me

4 жыл бұрын

@@Zerum69 gotcha for the memes

i enjoy your videos so much. you are hilarious and i am so surprised that you don’t have way more subscribers because you deserve it.

Use the archer in the Thieves Guild for the infinite arrows. The Solitude guard takes a while to do the animation while the Thieves Guilder archer fires arrows twice as fast at least. Doesn't stand around for no reason.

19:10 Spiff: 92 thousand percent? Oh, we could better than that. Also Spiff: 30 thousand percent does look much better.

@cristiancioc7016

4 жыл бұрын

have you noticed that it's actually over 300.000?

@broefkip

4 жыл бұрын

@@cristiancioc7016 That's the whole point. He misspoke and said 30 thousand instead of 300

"You can get up to three times damage" *Tfw you can actually get up to a minimum of X12 damage with archery and sneak*

@Aredel

4 жыл бұрын

The problem is that the multiplier doesn't apply to enchantments

@mgntstr

4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Not only does it not apply to enchantments. It also ignores your proficiency with the bow, the only extra dmg crit provides comes from the base weapon damage. at 0 skill, that bit of damage is amplified. Thanks Todd.

I contribute by watching your video's. Renuve Keeves happy you made a series!

I am going to watch ALL of your Skyrim videos. I think, I am in love!!

Ebony Warrior: Instant death Whiterun Guard: lives Blame the elves

4:17 I'm starting to think that Spiff has never actually played Skyrim since it's release... DragonBone Arrows are a thing.

@brendanmartin4489

4 жыл бұрын

But it's Reanu Keeves.

@JungleScene

4 жыл бұрын

also, archery when specced into is pretty OP. its not as gutless as he makes it sound.

@AceOBlade

4 жыл бұрын

im pretty sure being a archer is the most OP thing in skyrim(if you dont abuse the holy unbalanced enchating system)

@JungleScene

4 жыл бұрын

@@AceOBlade yea enchanting/alchemy is still the most OP because you can get filthy rich quickly AND smash everything like you have godmode

"Close Quarters Combat Archery" is going to be my new class in D&D.

@GallifreyanEngineer

2 жыл бұрын

One of my players is a CQC bowman. Like full on just a few feet away with his longbow just tearin into creatures

I don't know why, but it is the funniest thing to me, the obsessive amount of stock photos in these videos. I absolutely love it.