"And the first elected leader of Skyrim by a majority of 1 Mr Steve Human"

@Riplee86

4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Skyrim, but it's actually Tropico 6.

@twilliamspro

4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Make sure steve registers to vote i dont know what happens if noone votes

@yalewerner2732

4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit B

@noahmcclure6871

4 жыл бұрын

Unless it's a fake democracy 😝

@turnerd20

4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit but who is going to pick the tea leaves?! I don't think you thought that through

"Skyrim with guns!" So.. Fallout 4? "With no NPCs." Oh. Fallout 76.

@Leopardts

4 жыл бұрын

Ahahahaha nice one

@WackadoodleMalarkey

4 жыл бұрын

Some still say Todd died at 76

@theraven8089

4 жыл бұрын

No... todd didnt die at 76... he died in skyrim... with guns... he was clearly an npc

@samwish21

4 жыл бұрын

underrated

@KantFromEC

4 жыл бұрын

Criminally underrated comment.

Knows the majority of NPCs by name, calls Alduin "Dragon"

@skadoodle8503

3 жыл бұрын

alduin is so weak in his presence that even the almighty britman does not bother to remember his true nMe

@gabepatton9851

3 жыл бұрын

He only remembers names related to a game breaking interaction so alduin is useless to him

@theodorefelton2592

3 жыл бұрын

Actually they call the world eater returns

@mmahighlights5867

3 жыл бұрын

Fooooooos rahhhhh haaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaakahakhakahakhaaaaa Transalation : alduin mad

@nixlikestricks5636

3 жыл бұрын

It's because in comparison to him the dragon Is inferior

“Ah yes killing spiders that is what guns were made for.” I completely agree spiff

@TheGary108

2 жыл бұрын

Of course, I kill spiders with my Bazooka all of the time. And people say I’m crazy.

@TheGary108

2 жыл бұрын

@@automaticninjaassaultcat3703 I do, it’s what I call my BB gun.

@zeidoki

2 жыл бұрын

@@automaticninjaassaultcat3703 it's a joke smartass

@Adahy_Bullet

2 жыл бұрын

Fire also works

@wilsonpaul3599

2 жыл бұрын

I use black spray paint

“Just because they wanted to do a little bit of imperial taxation, that’s hardly a reason to rebel” As an American I feel called out

@ShrexyGuy

Жыл бұрын

Don't feel called out, feel flattered our little sisters across the pond are still flustered all these centuries later

@andrewharper1609

Жыл бұрын

Dah dah dah, dun dunnah...

@justafan9206

11 ай бұрын

*Triggered*

@mason96575

10 ай бұрын

Yet somehow we're ok having a TRILLION of our tax dollars needlessly fund our military...

@Minotaur-ey2lg

7 ай бұрын

@@ShrexyGuyAmerica, it’s like Britain, but for men.

Spiff: kills a child Me: *he's accomplished the impossible*

@randomstuff9005

4 жыл бұрын

Ankian would be proud.

@brandonfoley7519

4 жыл бұрын

Im not saying I'm gonna kill the kids I'm just saying it's a little immersion breaking when braith runs through fire like a fucking demon

@atboi4223

4 жыл бұрын

Ill say it for you, ok? *FOR LEGAL RESONS THIS IS A JOKE*

@5lake

4 жыл бұрын

**War Crimes** have entered the chat.

@CharterForGaming

4 жыл бұрын

Fylkir 100 "ironheart" approves

The vanilla kill cam showing a chicken being shot into the back of of a fleeing child at 8:05 is nothing short of modern art.

@bluebc_aj2092

2 жыл бұрын

Laughing so hard

@michaelwilner4756

2 жыл бұрын

I need to make a gif of that LOL

@trashyartificialintelligence

2 жыл бұрын

Hotline Miami

@TheFreedomProvider

2 жыл бұрын

I almost choked I was laughing so hard.

@Werewolf914

2 жыл бұрын

It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

Can you imagine being able to kill every single NPC in the game? -Join Stormcloacks...Canceled -Join the Imperial... Canceled -Speak to the Jarl of Whiterun...Canceled -Reach the troath of the world...Canceled -Listen to Brinjolfs scheme...Canceled -Kill Grelda the kind...Complete -Kill Alduin...Complete

@RocketCouch

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, you'd have to reach the throat of the world to kill the greythroats

@IronGiant131

2 жыл бұрын

@@RocketCouch heh "greythroats"

@RocketCouch

2 жыл бұрын

@@IronGiant131 Haha, didn't even realize I flubbed that

@IronGiant131

2 жыл бұрын

@@RocketCouch lol

@Dracosian4802

2 жыл бұрын

so what, you mean morrowind?

When I saw the courier show up all I could think was , “don’t shoot him in the head or else he will rise from the grave and hunt you down for revenge.” And then he...shot him in the head.

@yewchicken2298

Жыл бұрын

Fallout New Vegas reference?

@Dredued

Жыл бұрын

@@yewchicken2298 Yes

@Mike-official

Жыл бұрын

@@yewchicken2298 no

@kasrapourahmadi4574

Жыл бұрын

You mean a cowboy robot will dig his body out of a shallow grave, taking him to a doctor which then performs brain surgery on him

@adonysus

Жыл бұрын

the game was rigged from the start :(

Shoots Courier "Truth is, game was rigged from the start"

@FilmsNerf2

4 жыл бұрын

*courier wakes up* *fan is spinning* *he sees an old man sitting next to his bedside* *tries to stand up* "Woah, easy there, easy! You've been out cold for a couple of days now. Why don't you just relax a second? Get your bearings. Lets see what the damage is... How bout' your name? Can you tell me your name?"

@insaincaldo

4 жыл бұрын

@@FilmsNerf2 This honestly explains allot about the Skyrim Courier.

@zedakh

4 жыл бұрын

"You're awake. How about that"

@tolsmith2344

4 жыл бұрын

@@FilmsNerf2 My name is Steve Human, The Lizard Human's legend lives on

@wayla683

4 жыл бұрын

It's the other way around. He says that, THEN shoots him. He doesn't shoot him first, there would be no reason to say that if he did.

Murdering npc's has never been more fowl.

@jamestoy4962

11 ай бұрын

I hate that I immediately got this. But I more so hate that I didn't think of using that

The vault dweller takes a magic portal to Tamriel and its just nice to see trees that don't talk. The bugs are the same though.

Spiff: "god that's morbid" Also spiff: makes a ragdolling rabbit corpse dance and sing for several minutes

@yanfang1975

4 жыл бұрын

Some one call Peta

@awesomeocelot3890

4 жыл бұрын

@@yanfang1975 peta would do the same

@mahatmaniggandhi2898

Жыл бұрын

he morbed all over the rabbit

@noodlelynoodle.

Жыл бұрын

@@yanfang1975 sounds like something they'd do

“He can’t hear he’s got AirPods in.”

@nonexistance1480

4 жыл бұрын

Yep that's how I die

@deletdis6173

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@deletdis6173

Жыл бұрын

Lol

Jenassa constantly proving herself one of the best followers in Spiff's videos 👌 She's not coded to abstain from fights with normal NPCs, and will attack anyone you do

@Altair1243WAR

Жыл бұрын

Lol, pretty sure she was going on a power trip against the Ebony Warrior with those AK's!

18:32 A wise man ones said “oh there’s a child *Bang *Bang *Bang”

“Don’t come to the college of winterhold tomorrow”

@ttchme9816

3 жыл бұрын

**ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS YOU BETTER RUN BETTER RUN OUT RUN MY GUN**

@illionskeige3150

3 жыл бұрын

- said the quiet kid

@I_am_Mazki

3 жыл бұрын

thy many people of the land shall flee shall flee to evade thou bow thy many people of the land shall flee shall flee with haste greater to thou arrow

@magcreatesvids6016

3 жыл бұрын

started medieval lad quest.

@MrCaptainTea

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

"I'm sorry, even the younglings have to go" It's like Anakin Skywalker all over again.

@J0XY

4 жыл бұрын

Oh no

@whynottalklikeapirat

4 жыл бұрын

It's over younglings - I have the playground ...

@dankcatsmemes9219

3 жыл бұрын

Mr Steve Human has a higher body count

@arkonez6730

3 жыл бұрын

Master Spiffing, there are too many of them, what are we going to do?

@whynottalklikeapirat

3 жыл бұрын

@@arkonez6730 Then we'll FIGHT IN THE SHADE!!!

This is the most "Jacky Daytona, regular human bartender serving human alcohol beer" energy video yet. I love it.

@brainkrieg1423

Жыл бұрын

That's just the way they do things in Tucson, Arizoña.

At first I was like "oh, Ulfric is just floating" then I saw his eyes and screamed internally, since it's four thirty

@mason96575

10 ай бұрын

So just for general knowledge: time is always written out using the numerical symbols. You'd say "4:30 a.m." instead of "four thirty" - with numerical values anything over ten is also written out with numerical symbols; ie "25 apples" and not "twenty five apples" - but ten and under would be the word written out like "seven" instead of "7"

@iowasucks9494

7 ай бұрын

@@mason96575i was scrolling through these comments and i read this when it hit four thirty ey em

@mason96575

7 ай бұрын

@@iowasucks9494 😭

"And what are we going to name our lizard person?" Mark Zuckerburg.

@PingasMonkey3rdClass

4 жыл бұрын

Oy vey

@sanjivinsmoke9154

4 жыл бұрын

@@PingasMonkey3rdClass that boy is gay

@lordkameguru7851

4 жыл бұрын

More like Zark Muckerburg.

@doktorspock8910

4 жыл бұрын

Mark is a robot not a lizard.

@aliasofgray2854

4 жыл бұрын

@@PingasMonkey3rdClass can we not do the jq thing.

so your job in skyrim is to stop alduin from killing everybody and you decided to do that, by doing it before he can? seems legit.

@mj2625

3 жыл бұрын

Somehow you used the wrong formula and got the right answer

@arandomhuman1996

3 жыл бұрын

Alduin won't kill people if you never meet or hear about him

@daisymeroalin2372

2 жыл бұрын

It worked for Arthas

@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877

2 жыл бұрын

Well it does work right?

I like how Spiff literally conmmits an act of terrorism in Skyrim

@michealmalloy1934

Жыл бұрын

Where you referring to him murdering the dog or killing hundreds of defenses humans?

@cumcrip7582

Жыл бұрын

I need to correct you: he attempts omnicide

the chicken gun is so powerful it can kill npcs that usually can't be killed.

@brucebaker810

2 жыл бұрын

Killing Field Chicken

@emeraldkoala2543

11 ай бұрын

​@@brucebaker810finger licking good.

"Dalphine is critical to progressing in the storyline" *Immediately chickens her to death* I pissed myself laughing

@klack1l

2 жыл бұрын

dalphine?its delphine

@santinovalfiore

Жыл бұрын

@@klack1l technically, even in the game they spell her name wrong... it's spelled "cunthair"

@wingedknight0047

Жыл бұрын

@@klack1l don't care mate, she's worthless

@miguelpadeiro762

Жыл бұрын

@@klack1l Actually it's Dolphin

_"Skyrim But I use Modern Guns To Break The Game And Kill NPCS"_ So basically you are playing Fallout 4

@godkingjacklee3065

4 жыл бұрын

Why do I keep seeing you in almost every comment section

@millerrepin4452

4 жыл бұрын

Oh so you're awake...

@balintnemes6774

4 жыл бұрын

its New Vegas

@blax140

4 жыл бұрын

OH FUCK OFF JUSTIN I DIDNT SEE ONE OF YOU COMMENTS FOR ATLEAST 2 MONTHS AND BAM YOUR HERE

@brandonfoley7519

4 жыл бұрын

In your obituary they will write, he commented on every video, what a legend

10:03 we get to see inside Spiffs mind for a break moment of the video

1:05 the fact that he said something along the lines that england always has everything overpowered and then a pic of a gattling gun turret shows up while he says "assault rifles" makes it 100% better

My favourite thing about Steve is that he's definitely a human.

@nuggetmaster_

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes for I too hate the reptilian natives of Skyrim

@MrPaul-bn9cl

4 жыл бұрын

Vote Human! Vote Steve Human!

@TheReaverOfDarkness

4 жыл бұрын

I like the way I can identify with Steve. He really speaks to my soul. Mr. Steve Human for king!

@davidtunstall6454

4 жыл бұрын

My favourite thing about Steve is he is definitely not a lizard

When you're just chilling in Riverwood and some argonian pulls out a minigun

@kevyonphillips-ellis8675

4 жыл бұрын

Night Terror *chicken gun

@hyqueue5140

4 жыл бұрын

You mean a perfectly normal human pulls out a minigun.

@cameronwhitaker3645

4 жыл бұрын

When that situation turns into predator 2 and everyone pulls out a gun

@SkylordAh

4 жыл бұрын

“FOR TALOS”

@konjr5248

4 жыл бұрын

Relatable

That's why I loved Morrowind. It would let you kill anyone by default, all that would happen is a little message would pop up saying 'you might want to reload because the future of your world has no hope' or something along those lines lol

@tree-stuffer

7 ай бұрын

You were exactly right: "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created."

@misteranthropy7082

3 ай бұрын

@@tree-stuffer why they would remove that baffles me

i was scrolling through youtube and stumbled upon this absolute legend and my new favorite person

@epbailey713

2 жыл бұрын

Spiff is the best. I'm currently rewatching this. I love him so much.

@CuriousBrothers

2 жыл бұрын

Literally same in the past 3 days, all because I downloaded skyrim from game pass 😂 loving these

that chicken launcher is totally something Sheogorath would make

@markblackburn2343

3 жыл бұрын

An the cow catapult 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@oswaldcobblepot365

3 жыл бұрын

@@markblackburn2343 He'd prolly make a Khajjitapult

@Original_Syn

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder how well it’d work with the Exploding Chicken Mod which does exactly what it says on the tin by causing every chicken in the game to violently explode when literally anything hits them.

@Aliyah_666

2 жыл бұрын

It's lore friendly lol...

@plutonium09

2 жыл бұрын

@@missi44 that’s just my character on 230 skooma

Spiff: *kills Nazeem [Everyone liked that]

@rebelgaming1.5.14

3 жыл бұрын

*whispers from the grave* "do you get to the cloud district often? What am I saying, of course you don't"

@Centristlol

3 жыл бұрын

[Everyone loved that]

@danielawesome36

3 жыл бұрын

@@rebelgaming1.5.14 Ackatosh: "I cannot, for mine life, remove him from existence."

@revenant3883

3 жыл бұрын

me:( doesn't get to the cloud district very often) Nazeem:( laughs in douchbag)

The mod conquest of Skyrim would let you conquer Skyrim for the glorious land of spifftopia land of the tea drinkers.... Brought to you by yorkshire gold

6:33 why did you kill the dog ? 😠

"You see those redguards from Hammerfell? They’ve got curved guns. Curved. Guns."

@bennupp2142

4 жыл бұрын

I hear curved barrel ballistics weapons work REALLY well.

@wisemankugelmemicus1701

4 жыл бұрын

Jezails are a thing. Afghans are basically Redguards.

@CS-wn4pg

4 жыл бұрын

@@wisemankugelmemicus1701 AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

@quiviknotpotato6806

4 жыл бұрын

Going with your logic, Khajiits are asians, and High Elves are WW2 Germany.

@fred5594

4 жыл бұрын

@@quiviknotpotato6806 Nords= Danes Khajitts=Japanese Argonians=Kongolese Imperials=Romans Redguards=Arabics Orcs=Cumans Altmer=Aztecs Bosmer=Mayans Dunmers=Sumeria

"Skyrim but I use guns to break the game" More like: "to brutally break the Geneva Convention"

@darkencroix6412

4 жыл бұрын

Convention be damned.

This let's me live out my contemplations about "how much damage could I do if I brought xyz modern weapon into the past"

I’d love a video continuing this campaign.

I've only just realised those stock photos say spiffco

@alaaelhayek2594

4 жыл бұрын

Neve knew, thanks for letting me know 😅

@graysoncarter9925

4 жыл бұрын

Generic VR KZreadr He originally used normal stock photos, but somebody got upsetti spaghetti about it so he had to buy the stock images and add his own watermark

@blax140

4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit not many it appears

@blax140

4 жыл бұрын

@@graysoncarter9925 aah thank you very much

@metenrog

4 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit probably anyone who started watching after the copyright dispute.

“Ooo there’s a child” -Spiff 2019

@shivwesker4171

4 жыл бұрын

No U this sounds very strange out of context, doesn’t it 😂😂

@MrZerkusgaming

4 жыл бұрын

It isn't the weirdest thing spiff has said god I love this channel

@namelastname766

4 жыл бұрын

_m a s t e r s k y w a l k e r_

@lorx9425

4 жыл бұрын

Fearless seriously why do I need a last name OH FRICK

"i actually have a few more places to venture OH THERES A CHILD"

Lol this gave me an idea. What if somebody made an overhaul mod where all regular weapons are replaced with guns, and you can still forge, enchant and craft them like regular weapons.

Me: is playing skyrim spiff: uploads skyrim video about breaking the game Me: downloads the mod My pc: breaks in half

@satakrionkryptomortis

4 жыл бұрын

did it at least tried to get on fire while breaking in half?

@boffloff6745

4 жыл бұрын

Did you drink yorkshire gold before attemting to play the mod?

@medieval_knieval2177

4 жыл бұрын

Smooth 60fps was never an option

@peteian

4 жыл бұрын

What mod was it?

@abrakadabra4966

4 жыл бұрын

Reanu Keeves climbs out of the remains of the computer.

"We'll be using assault rifles" *shows a gatling gun*

@goodenoughright5433

4 жыл бұрын

Gatling gun is best assault rifle

@hornyducks4090

4 жыл бұрын

Also an ar15 for some reason. Also the ak isn't an ak

@TMega5612

4 жыл бұрын

@@hornyducks4090 The AK is a stockless FAL/Galil that is using a PMAG. Because reasons.

@hornyducks4090

4 жыл бұрын

@@TMega5612 yeah it's a fal. And does there have to be a reason? It go pew pew real good

@TMega5612

4 жыл бұрын

@@hornyducks4090 I mean the FAL doesn't take PMags, so that's probably a decent reason right there.

That distinguish between AR15 and M4 because of different mod is just a great topping for the hilarious quality xD

This might be Spiff's finest video yet. Damn I want to drink tea!

3:14 Ulfric is literally the high king

@sayjironimo7321

4 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@tellestina4533

3 жыл бұрын

@Y B are you dumb lol

@jowbabadook8530

3 жыл бұрын

No, Elisif the Fair is the High Queen. Ulfric is the deceased former Yarl of Windhelm.

@zjjohnson3827

3 жыл бұрын

Ulfric is a usurper and a powerhungry tyrants. Skyrim’s better off without him! :P

@apexlegendsmaster386

3 жыл бұрын

He’s been smoking to mutch crystal meth agin

Spiff: "Look here! Skyrim with Guns" Me: "Hey I've seen this one before." Spiff: "What are you talking about? It's brand new!"

@harveyheron3302

4 жыл бұрын

Ah good reference

@TheArklyte

4 жыл бұрын

And the worst parts is that all mods are still a bad reskins of crossbow. Is there really not a single gun mod for Skyrim with custom animation and sound?

*Mr. Steve Human shoots dog* (Reanu Keeves appears) Steve: “Why do I hear boss music?”

"Lettuce kill these npcs" said spiff, standing in a lettuce field.

@brucebaker810

2 жыл бұрын

Sir Plants-a-lot.

11:48 That's not a catapult, that's a cattle-pult. I'm not apologizing for this.

@crowokatagi4547

4 жыл бұрын

I want to thank you for this

@bobmcob1132

4 жыл бұрын

No need to apologize that was great

@barkasz6066

4 жыл бұрын

Cowtapult?

@sevience1300

4 жыл бұрын

My Vids are alot like the Spiffing Brits.

@MrPoporucha

3 жыл бұрын

My lawyers may want to talk to you.

“Killing all NPCs in Skyrim”, alternate title “making Skyrim as populated as Fallout 76”

"Remember.... no Nord."

4:20 that’s not an M4, that’s an AR15 upper and lower receiver with a G3 heatguard and stock along with a random, presumably 20 round 7.62mm magazine and a certain front iron sight. I love your work, Spiff. I just want to let you know your error.

@michealmalloy1934

Жыл бұрын

A fellow American I see.

@theoverseersoffice5533

7 ай бұрын

all of that and yet you're still wrong. it's an LR-300 and it's model is ripped straight from stalker.

@theoverseersoffice5533

7 ай бұрын

i just want to let you know your error.

@Lazerlord5275

7 ай бұрын

@@theoverseersoffice5533 nice, I'm not an expert. Thanks for the correction. Same thing tho, right? Jk, I know they are different

"Even the Younglings have to go" *Anakin Skywalker Approves This Message*

@solearcarese5679

4 жыл бұрын

i have spoken

@miningwithwolfs8220

4 жыл бұрын

Why 😑

@jasonboyer5892

2 жыл бұрын

Oof. Thaz DARK.

Imagine a Whiterun guard coming up to you with an AK-47 and saying “YOU HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES AGAINST SKYRIM AND HER PEOPLE WHAT DO YOU SAY IN YOUR DEFENSE”

@arekpetrosian4965

3 жыл бұрын

"I say, 'Nice gun', soldier."

@hellcyatics1794

3 жыл бұрын

Anything but I’d rather die than go to jail

@Masseycre

3 жыл бұрын

"I mean, technically we have committed war crimes which will go down in history of Skyrim forever but you know, it's the friends you make along the way"

@QuinnActually

3 жыл бұрын

we call that a traffic stop in some states :)

@user-et8vm9cc3t

3 жыл бұрын

DA !

21:09 this is the most satisfying piece of theatre in the world.

He went Rambo on Skyrim using farm animals.... What had been seen cannot be unseen

Him saying he’s going to do this in the most British way possible: Me an Irishman: I’m not dealing with this AGAIN.

@Sealmeal

3 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes, the IRA. Both a tool for the people and a frightening nightmare in England and the USA.

@iambatsmurfette7194

3 жыл бұрын

-turns on kiss me arse radio station mod on fo4- "come out ye black and tans" plays on full volume

@mikaelareid9674

3 жыл бұрын

As an Irishwomen, I agree.

"We will be using assault rifles." **shows a minigun**

@foremanxsl7225

4 жыл бұрын

Unclecomrade420 I’m disappointed he barley touched any weapons, still a good video though

@Hovis_Enjoyer

4 жыл бұрын

and the M4 carbun

@soulgamess6337

4 жыл бұрын

It’s a weapon used to assault, he was in the clear

@solargaruda

4 жыл бұрын

SoulGamess 1 so that includes a pipe right?

@soulgamess6337

4 жыл бұрын

Ashantar Taran yes it does, it is a weapon used to assault

So I had literally nothing to do today and I literally ran into the best video ever😂I can’t stop laughing

this ia wayyy too satisfying, would love to see the part 2.

Spiff to Janessa right before entering Dragonsreach: “Remember, no Skyrim”

@Ifstew

4 жыл бұрын

Under rated comment lmao

@michaelevans4265

4 жыл бұрын

I had a mix between a giggle and chortle at this XD

@JohnSmith-ty2he

4 жыл бұрын

?

@ExtraPlanar

4 жыл бұрын

John Smith it’s a reference

@fyrentenimar

4 жыл бұрын

@@ExtraPlanar yeah, but to what?

"I'm going to use the AK!" Model is actually a stockless FAL......

@DrangleicTrash

4 жыл бұрын

I'm glad i wasn't the only one bothered by that

@jasonscarborough94

4 жыл бұрын

Plus the "M4 Carbine" is actually an LR-300, but, at least the LR-300 is based on the M4, can't say the same for the Ak and FAL

@punkrockmartian

4 жыл бұрын

Don't get me started with every military shooter Calling any Russia firearm an ak47

@traaave

4 жыл бұрын

I found the muricans

@codyblea3638

4 жыл бұрын

@David Bury and if you owned one or was interested in the history of weapons, you would know that AK47s are rare in the wild.

It’s like that classic Far Cry 3 box quote “It’s like Skyrim with guns”

I was way more amused by Harry's dance than I should have been.

You could say its a “Cattlepult”

@sanjivinsmoke9154

4 жыл бұрын

You could also not

@arcos7290

4 жыл бұрын

You could also say it’s a “Cow-tapult”

@nox_luna

4 жыл бұрын

Steak Launcher Beefzooka

@thomasmatthew1480

4 жыл бұрын

Shrekpactio *incoherent Spanish singing*

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a chicken to the knee

@boy2bnow

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@GranddukeofWales

3 жыл бұрын

I used to be an adventurer like you until I took a minigun to the knees

@mari-with-a-gun

3 жыл бұрын

@@GranddukeofWales, I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a mingun to my entire body

There’s that dude that chops wood all day. A boop, he’s gone.” Lmao best commentary

OMG this is so stupid-ly hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing, bloody chicken launcher! I really hope you do a series when the next elder scrolls drops. Next time give them a chance though magic spell to turn them all into sheep! Really hope something like that is an actual alteration spell in Hammerfell !

"I cant let people live, you know how it's like" Spiff, 2019

@LMixir

4 жыл бұрын

A most relatable quandary

I would actually like to see more of this character. There’s just something satisfying about a British man playing as a totally legit human being with a chicken launcher.

@sevience1300

4 жыл бұрын

My Vids are alot like the Spiffing Brits.

@jim8o876

3 жыл бұрын

Sevience No one asked...

@jammygammy3769

3 жыл бұрын

Sevience no they aren’t.

@peppermintnightmare4741

3 жыл бұрын

@Sevience They’re actually not

@kellie5042

3 жыл бұрын

@@sevience1300 no where near Brits

3:00 god this image is scary, just staring into your mortal soul with *murder*

this aged like a fine wine

>Become Dragonborn. >Be obligated by destiny to save everyone in Skyrim. >Don't have to save anyone in Skyrim if there isn't anyone in Skyrim. Yeah, this is big brain time.

"someone has to do something, yet no one is doing anything" That's politics for ya

@insaincaldo

4 жыл бұрын

Someone, anyone but me. This Lizard has guns and I don't even know what that is.

@ReiDaTecnologia

4 жыл бұрын

haha i thought the same when i heard it xD

@robert23456789

4 жыл бұрын

well i would do something but we must knows its gender and care for its needs before we do anything you know human right and all so where the lizard gos around killing we must spend weeks working out what to do ahh politics

@robert23456789

4 жыл бұрын

@@insaincaldo no no you see us on the empire are far left twats we suck elf dick every night and show respect for human rights of all every those of the minority lizard population lol unlike those far right stormcloak who wont show respect for him and will just guns him down without a fair hearing even a court case lol

Imagine your on a cart and the guy who’s unconscious wakes up and starts talking about how he’s going to kill everybody in the country.

If you download the Skyrim Open Cities mod you could actually lay siege to whiterun with the catapults from outside

Alternative title : “how to be demonetised on KZread”.

@bibby659

4 жыл бұрын

Demonetisation is the least of his worries at this point what with youtubes newest rules coming out soon thanks to the FTC.

@kabalofthebloodyspoon

4 жыл бұрын

@@bibby659 what did the feds do? Link pls

@rayvg7709

4 жыл бұрын

@@kabalofthebloodyspoon COPPA, something about KZread farming data and ads on kids. Which the FTC doesn't allow.

@bushmaster6894

4 жыл бұрын

@@kabalofthebloodyspoon Since our beloved Tea Drinker plays video games, he'll most likely be flagged as "kid friendly" and will lose all monetization and no longer be recommended, as well as losing his comments section. . . among other things.

@kabalofthebloodyspoon

4 жыл бұрын

@@bushmaster6894 who the fuck do they think they are telling us how to live in Europe!?! no step on snek

When an American wakes up and hears: “Hey you, you’re finally awake!”

@Caim6311

2 жыл бұрын

A unsc Marine tells you this "finally you're awake" while been captured by the american empire.

@JacobCollins123

2 жыл бұрын

I live in Texas. Can confirm.

@bananapineapple6949

2 жыл бұрын

God bless. 🇺🇸

@asm9438

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds about right

@yooooo8600

2 жыл бұрын

Bad teeth

"Today i will use guns in skyrim" Me holding the erge to say "Pick a redguard"

My favorite part of this whole video was Jenassa wielding 2 ak 47s and absolutely pooping on the ebony warriors when you died. I literally cried laughing so thanks for that.

5:44 "Ahh yes. Spider killing time! Perfect This is exactly what guns where designed for." Arachnophobes: "Exactly!"

How to break reality: - Buy _SpiifCo Tea Mug_ - Pour hot water - Add sugar - Add *Coffee* Hold up, why there is white van with British flag sticker in front of my house?

@cleanerben9636

4 жыл бұрын

Well well welly well well what's all dis den?

@polskipolak1129

4 жыл бұрын

*It's treason then!* Gamers let's duel that monster. Coffee in Spiffing Brit Mug even Adolf Hilter cared about Germany.

@BishyBashBosh10

4 жыл бұрын

So fair enough, some people prefer coffee, I even have a friend who's allergic to tea, but... sugar and water before coffee???

@fgs612

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot to mention that the hot water was microwaved

@supernova582

4 жыл бұрын

Me pours coffee in spiff co mug yummy coffee

At 18:32 of the spree, the way he says "ooh, there's a child!"😂😂😂😂😂

Spiffs best episode yet!! 👌

*Spiff shoots Courier* "The game was rigged from the start~"

@LilMcMoffett

2 жыл бұрын

IT'S AT 69, NO ONE LIKE!

@thebakerofbananabread3237

2 жыл бұрын

@@LilMcMoffett 🧐

@Definitely_not_ai

2 жыл бұрын

Here we go again.

Alternate title: “challenge: how many war crimes can you commit in 25 minutes”

@thepopemichael

4 жыл бұрын

Otherwise known as "American President Simulator 2019"

@TheWatcher_666

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

When you have really fast projectiles like these there's usually an adjustment to make to the innitial angle of your projectiles.

I would LOVE to see the civil war quests done with BOTH sides having the AR15s

"Wait a second, don't you know that I am a politician? There's not enough for ANYONE BUT MEEEE!" Too real.

“Don’t come to Helgen tomorrow”

Greymane or Battleborn? BATTLE RIFLE! I love that Jenassa joined you. Truly there is peace in skyrim now.

"Even the younglings must go"-spiff. "Master spiff what are we gonna do"

Thalmor: *outlaws Talos worship* Me: *Loads LMG with religious intent*

@astrolight5220

4 жыл бұрын

Soviet_Potato “I get that religion is important and all, but......”

@theguylivinginyourwalls

4 жыл бұрын

Thalmor Agent: Talos is a false god. Talos Worshiper: *Bold words for someone in assault cannon range.*

@ethanmcfarland8240

4 жыл бұрын

Countryhumans is an abomination *convert to holy Polandball*

@sanjivinsmoke9154

4 жыл бұрын

@@theguylivinginyourwalls you talk a lot of shit for someone in assault cannon distance

@devan6935

4 жыл бұрын

all of you talk a lot of shit for people in smiting distance

I feel that there was a lack of TNT in this episode.

@insaincaldo

4 жыл бұрын

Sure, but there was a surprise exploding cow.

@awesomesauce5974

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. Torgue is not pleased, needs more mother fucking explosions!

@35milesoflead

4 жыл бұрын

Misread that as "Lack of TMNT".

Steve, the most alien of the human names.

Chicken Launcher? Cowtapult? I like your sense of humor.