Captain: Soldier I didn’t see you at the camouflage training. Soldier: thanks sir

@brock8482

5 жыл бұрын

Steven Paul jobs thats funny i like that joke hahahahahahahha

@patrickturner6082

5 жыл бұрын

Seymore Clevage, the clown who just wanted to see more cleavage...

@picklethebird1324

5 жыл бұрын

@@KenhelExcallius führer means leader not dictator

@KenhelExcallius

5 жыл бұрын

Ik

@plopfl1407

5 жыл бұрын

Ruby Gamer King *Führer

How to break Oblivion: 1) Start up game 2) It's broken

@mmmmfriedchildren3810

5 жыл бұрын

No just touch the console/PC and it breaks

@squeaky4454

5 жыл бұрын

Spiffing Brit: steals 15 coins from Doran Doran: what did it cost Spiffing Brit: everything

@liamdrinkswater5334

4 жыл бұрын

Matthew Stratman BROTHER!

@deepseavalkyrie559

4 жыл бұрын

@Matthew Stratman Thank you for your constructive criticism! I'll be sure to incorporate your advice if I ever decide to tailor my humor for over-analytical types in the future! :)

@deepseavalkyrie559

4 жыл бұрын

@Matthew Stratman My apologies, thank you for showing me the most excellent way, sensei.

You know, despite the fact that Uriel Septim dies so quick, Patrick Stewart once suggested that he's never been given more material to work from for a voice acting gig, and he absolutely loved it. It was something like 90 pages of back story and character profiling.

@efulmer8675

6 ай бұрын

Patrick Stewart is amazing. You could give him an unfinished book series to read and he would capture the unwritten 5 books so well the author would use Stewart as the character template to write them.

I think I finally understand why Spiffing just can't help himself to create a massive amount of wealth in every game. It's the influence of the queen commanding him to exploit the economy of every new piece of land he discovers.

@burningoldsage4012

2 жыл бұрын

Hey! Leave Johnny Weir out of this.

If Uriel Septim was seeing Seymour in his dreams I think death is a mercy.

@DIEGhostfish

5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit Actually wait, I've heard people say the Afterlife in Elder Scrolls is called the Dreamsleeve for a reason, so uh maybe it's not such a sweet release.

@terreliv

5 жыл бұрын

You assume he sees him at all.

@Arfaer

5 жыл бұрын

He kinda looks like constipated Louis de Funès.

@ancapftw9113

5 жыл бұрын

One of the Daedra lords must have been trying to break him through his dreams.

@calviincalifornia4048

5 жыл бұрын

i usually see monica belluci..

Makes a character called See More Cleavage with 100% invisibility. Genius.

@christophergarrison2628

5 жыл бұрын

Woooowww didnt even realize that the way he pronounces cleavage

@seigwardofcatarina5776

5 жыл бұрын

He looks like Brock from Pokémon

@ExoKiller4

5 жыл бұрын

Who can only look down

@devinanderson15

5 жыл бұрын

He didnt even exploit the spell creator

@hantedesrington3101

4 жыл бұрын

@@devinanderson15 I am a god. Do you think you can kill a god?

“Look at him, he’s just so happy. He’s in a little jail cell so he doesn’t really know what to do. But he is happy.”

@kakarot847

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get why comments like this where they just quote what the KZreadr says get so many likes

@yvandegeus2429

2 жыл бұрын

Sisyphus' Jail Cell

I remember watching my mom play this game back when I was a kid, and she did the full chameleon build. It was neat seeing her go around, able to walk right up to any enemy and not have them do anything.

@anakinGTI

Жыл бұрын

Your mom is the coolest mom ever

@doma7956

Жыл бұрын

@@anakinGTI Meanwhile, everyone's dad ever played this game and was seen as a bum.

@sfurules

Жыл бұрын

@@doma7956 naw..not anymore my dude. I am 43 and play games with my kids all the time. It's a genuine way to spend time with people now. Though I guess...this isn't a multiplayer game

@PIOVRAME

Жыл бұрын

@@doma7956 they're chads in my book

@adelfthewave977

Жыл бұрын

In my case it was my older brother back in the day i was innocent ans just amazed because i could play an argonian instead of a human lmao. I vividly remember picking this race juste because i could breath under water...

Spiff: Spends 5 minutes on character creation Also Spiff: Plays the entirety of the game invisible.

@lantosrevial8846

5 жыл бұрын

Most people I know would have spent 40 minutes on character creation and played every side quest before going through the main story, all of that in first person ._.

@PrivateSlacker

5 жыл бұрын

When you look like us, invisibility is an improvement!

@oxocube8055

5 жыл бұрын

@Maintenance Renegade Not true! Seymore Clevarge is a truely handsome adonis!

@ultris07

5 жыл бұрын

You forgot he said Yeet of all things XD

@Grimmwoldds

5 жыл бұрын

@Maintenance Renegade Sometimes I wonder. Have the designers at Bethesda ever seen a real human being? Because this is more like an evolution of the original Populous "raise/lower" land spell, just with many sliders.

I remember playing this and my friend uttering the greatest words to ever come out of his mouth "How are you playing as a horse?".

@vornamenachname2727

4 жыл бұрын

Tell me your secrets, o horsen one

@PsionicMonk

4 жыл бұрын

@@vornamenachname2727 Neigh

@whynottalklikeapirat

4 жыл бұрын

@@PsionicMonk All you neigh-sayers ... :(

@DavidGalvanwiz

4 жыл бұрын

How?

@daemonic1317

4 жыл бұрын

So i'm guessing you where khajiit?

I loved Oblivion and the custom spell crafting. My greatest achievement was “Water Horse” which was Water Walking on Touch for 1 minute. The Imperial Legion hated me when I was ransacking the Imperial City. 🤣 I’d steal everything I could and then run for the Waterfront District. I’d then ride my horse at full speed across Lake Romar and the legionaries could only shout and swim very slowly.

@codysellers4151

2 жыл бұрын

magic in Oblivion and Morrowind is leagues above Skyrim's imo, to the point its kind of depressing. The lack of custom spellmaking plays a big part. Skyrim's magic is not as free and maleable, which limits what you can do with magic.

@wolfetteplays8894

2 жыл бұрын

@@codysellers4151 it’s because spell creation was far too broken and they didn’t want people breaking Skyrim as easily… still though, I hope they bring it back for ES6

@lknzobomalin

2 жыл бұрын

@@codysellers4151 And the same goes for Arena and Daggerfall, that's here from the start but they throw that, sadly. (and Morrowind and Oblivion allow you to make only spell you had, that's not the case on Arena and Daggerfall when you can make a lot of shit, especially with the scale level systeme to spell in Arena, that's really broken)

@junkoenoshima6756

2 жыл бұрын

Oblivion is truly a sandbox experience While skyrim is just a mid-evil fantasy exploration game with no cool mechanics apart from the mod compatibility

@evan5935

Жыл бұрын

Jaden_korr when attempting to flee the city: **perpetual doppler effect of "Stop right there criminal scum"**

I genuinely think "It's a Bethesda game" is a better representation of this games stability than "this game is about as stable as a game of Jenga during an earthquake"

@Pisolithus

Жыл бұрын

Just saying Bethesda three times causes the laws of the universe to invert and the sun to implode. Then the solar system crashes and reloads to the last save.

@mischiefcal

Жыл бұрын

@@Pisolithus "sorry, boss, but the last reload had my only pair of shoes clipping into the ground. couldn't pull them out without taking damage, so I'm calling out until you say Bethesda 3 times through the megaphone to force another reload. maybe that'd fix them."

@molassesman4066

Жыл бұрын

@@mischiefcal "boss, sorry I can't come to work, infact i cant go home either, someguy touched a cart at such a spot that he died and now the cart is clipping into my car, luckily the space update was never made as im somehere orbiting mars now, imma go find out if any other planets are habitable."

@Hollandvancewright

Жыл бұрын

@@molassesman4066 “sorry boss I can’t come in today, when I was locking my front door I got stuck in the menu, so I reloaded my save and the door was missing. I’m at Home Depot getting a new door, but all the checkout NPC’s are stuck in a dialogue loop with each other and I’m not able to activate them”

I did a 100% chameleon character. His Gloves were named the "Gauntlets of Guiltless Groping"

@ahegaomyeggo5773

5 жыл бұрын

Lol ok then

@ShatteredClique

5 жыл бұрын

That is too fucking good 😂😂

@seannoel8615

5 жыл бұрын

Gods I wish I could like that twice, once for the alliteration and again for the hilarious mental image it conjures up.

@MezzoForte4

5 жыл бұрын

@@seannoel8615 I'll like it for you. I like the alliteration as well :)

@Quicksilver_Cookie

5 жыл бұрын

You did nothing wrong.

for bethsada glitches are not glitches but a game feature and mechanic

@dovalist6637

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly there comes a point where you just don't know wich it is

@kurtmayer2041

5 жыл бұрын

no you don't understand: it's not a bug, it's a feature

@Setsuraful

5 жыл бұрын

bugs and glitches become features and mechanics when the developer is too mediocre and lazy to fix them.

@janstraka8674

5 жыл бұрын

Unless you are Blizzard and you made SC1 which becomes a cultural fenomenon lasting decades, in which case, bugs are features

@simonorourke4465

5 жыл бұрын

It almost reminds me of the way developers used to intentionally put cheat codes in games that sometimes unlocked ways to break the game, such as invincibility, infinite ammo, lvl select or infinite stealth. Glitches like these are like an unintentional version of a cheat code, they were never meant to exist unlike cheat codes but they sometimes function in a similar way. I do wanna clarify though that Bethesda really should get better at weeding out there many glitches they can and have been game breaking in many ways, and the studio should really know better. But minor glitches like this are kinda fun, and I did use this exact exploit myself to have dome gun on a new save file after finishing the game properly.

This is the third time i've rewatched this video and i actually feel stupid that i never got the joke about his name before...see more clevage......well played spiff, well played

@dmas7749

3 жыл бұрын

same

@achtsekundenfurz7876

3 жыл бұрын

Just for the record, I was Septimus Prime, Sir Killalot in another game, and Flekrad in yet another. Let there be a Silly Charnames thread!

@iGuy28

3 жыл бұрын

Amateur.

I love how Seymore went from being a normal old dude to a caricature of Winston Churchill to a caricature of the joker played by Jack nicholson really quick.

How to break essential characters (unkillable npcs) 1) Get a mage hood or other item of 0 weight clothing. 2) Enchant it with constant effect damage health on self. 3) Sneak up on unkilable npc and attempt pickpocket. If you don't get caught take nothing, but take your enchanted hood and place it into their inventory. 4) Wait until the next day, their AI should evaluate whet they put on when they wake up in the morning, since the mage hood is enchanted and most npcs do not have anything on their head they will go "OOH, this is a nice hat!" and put it on! 5) Watch as npc now has Nacolepsy as the hood's health drain keeps knocking them out and rag dolling them every few seconds!

@evilbarrels2506

5 жыл бұрын

I love you, I need to try this.

@metalcorpse6427

5 жыл бұрын

I want to know who thought of this first haha

@LeuvahkTrigger

5 жыл бұрын

You are a glorious asshole!

@Karagianis

5 жыл бұрын

I forget where I heard it from originally. Just be careful as some essential characters become killable when you start a certain quest involving them, and unless the quest is to kill them if they're still wearing the cursed hood you'll auto fail.

@budgetcoinhunter

3 жыл бұрын

Works better with Damage Stamina. They don't even take damage, which can be a good idea to completely incapacitate an essential character.

"Are you sure you want to be a Nord?" *Looks at character.* Is that really the question you should be asking here game?

@bowlerexrs3770

5 жыл бұрын

I spit my mezzo Mix. All i got to say 😂

@pancakerzzz

5 жыл бұрын

kind of ironic calling him Seymore. See More

@thegrimone9899

5 жыл бұрын

The question is: Why so Serious?

@paulgoogol2652

Жыл бұрын

"Of course!" *Game shows a mirror* "Abortion please"

It goes to show how consistent his content is that I thought this was a new video until I saw Seymour and realized this video is 3 years old.

@Tera_Hai

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

@pinkfloyder2990

Жыл бұрын

I am also here

@purple3018

Жыл бұрын

Yeah lol his videos are exactly the same, just better

@thewhiteviking

Жыл бұрын

I know! I just came here from the new one

@cameronpowell8756

11 ай бұрын

I’m late to this reply but fr this dudes consistent

Seymour Clevarge: **Goes to sleep** Dark Brotherhood: Hello there Seymour: HOW THE F**K DID YOU FIND ME?

@laurajean8935

4 жыл бұрын

Lucien Lachance: You sleep rather soundly f- Lucien Lachance: ?? Seymour Clevarge: *laughs in hidden*

@andrewsparrow3941

4 жыл бұрын

No it's oh hello there

@boldone66

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewsparrow3941proceeded with "General Kenobi!"

>100% Camelion >not calling them 100% Chamomile Do you even drink tea?

@RubyDoobieScoo

5 жыл бұрын

Unsubscribed

@Agent8132

5 жыл бұрын

He only drinks tea He only eats solidified tea

@LowryYT

5 жыл бұрын

What

@Hickabooboo

5 жыл бұрын

Chamomile tea isnt real tea, it's a punishment to your taste buds.

@gordonramsdale

5 жыл бұрын

Kill the heretic camomile drinker

100% damage reflect is also funny when everyone kills themselves trying to kill you.

@cptkaiser1841

5 жыл бұрын

Ya i did a run with 140% chameleon but kept getting wrecked by clanfears since they had reflect.

@Raynedog00

5 жыл бұрын

You gotta be careful though. I perma-enchanted 90% reflect damage on my character when I was playing on xbox years ago and then tried to do the daedric quest for molag bal where you let the old guardsman kill you. It took me literally 3 hours of letting him hit me one time and then dodging his attacks while I desperately tried to hit him with my minor heal other spell 4 times. I used the suicide ring you get at the end of the blackwater company quest line to knock my health down to a sliver otherwise I wouldn't have been able to do the stupid quest. Ah memories. 1100 hours on xbox and probably another 200 on PC playing that game. Never even bothered with mods.

@Weldedhodag

5 жыл бұрын

@@Raynedog00 you should bother with mods now if you want to breath new life into oblivion

@bobscarpa6061

5 жыл бұрын

Wyr is wwwwwwwwwwaaawww g

@MmeHyraelle

4 жыл бұрын

I had an amulet of reflect at like 25% and an other gear absorbing damage as much, standing in front of enemy and wait was fun.

Brynjolf: "Never done an honest day's work in your life for all that coin you're carrying, eh lad?" Seymore: "Nope!!"

@efulmer8675

6 ай бұрын

Me, having honestly earned every single penny: "I'm sorry what? Are you calling me a thief?! Well I'd be insulted, but since you honestly think I'd be good at it..."

This made me laugh so hard. To this day Oblivion is my most played game of all time. I have such fond memories of trying to help contribute to the UESP Wiki and discovering all of the different ways you can break the game was so much fun.

editing time: 7 mintues editing character. reality time: 7 hours editing character.

Even better than getting 100% Chameleon in Oblivion is getting 100%+ damage deflection. So you just rush up to critters and let them melee themselves to death on you. Hard to get all the stuff but totally OP. 🤔

@xdragoonzero0

5 жыл бұрын

Even better than that is 100% Damage Reflection and 100% Magic Absorption. You can only hurt by Arrows and fall damage.

@Jimboola

5 жыл бұрын

@@xdragoonzero0 True, but THAT takes a hell of a lot of time, effort & luck! 🍀

@brotherjauffre4923

5 жыл бұрын

Help I'm trapped in the internet

@mazz2622

5 жыл бұрын

Except when you have the power of console commands.

@luthorkellar

5 жыл бұрын

@@brotherjauffre4923your not trapped if your into to it.. welcome to the matrix

My first time playing Oblivion I made a magic focused character whom I leveled in such a way he was useless in combat, one shot on him was most of his health one shot from him was laughable. Then I discovered the spell crafting station and Chameleon, he spent the rest of the game invisible and always had an extra touch based chameleon spell for escort quests.

My favorite weapon in the game. Ebony Bow (beautiful) 100% weakness to magika for 3 seconds 100% weakness to fire for 1 second 3 points of fire damage for 1 second Soul trap for 3 seconds On the hardest difficulty possible at maximum level, the only creature to survive more than 2 shots is the Ogre in that mountain pass for the one quest. 100% weakness to magika turns 100% weakness to fire into 10,000% weakness to fire 10,000% weakness to fire turn 3 damage into 30,000 damage

@pessinieminen4341

2 жыл бұрын

Sorry to burst your bubble but 3x10000% is only 300. Still a ton though

@kostyavorobyov965

Жыл бұрын

Well, no. First of all, you should learn some math. +100% is effectively x2 so the final modifier would be x2x2=x4 giving only 12 damage. Second of all, the whole system does not work. It worked in Morrowind but in Oblivion weaknesses do not apply to the damage of the same spell or enchanting. At the end you get 3 damage with the first shot, then fire weakness runs off cuz it's too short and you get 6 damage on the second shot due to magic weakness.

@danielturner1891

Жыл бұрын

@@kostyavorobyov965 assume..

@skilletborne

Жыл бұрын

@@kostyavorobyov965 I mean, it sounds like what they did worked Their math is bad, but clearly it still functioned

Seymour paralyzing people and stealing their money like Cardi B seems oddly fitting for someone with that- twisted, manic, grin XD

@currently_In_stealth_behind_u

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@zelg.5551

5 жыл бұрын

"Show on this straw doll where he touched you."

Seymore out here looking like a Payday 2 mask.

@whos_op

4 жыл бұрын

Omfg 🤣

@mayahinnefeld8564

4 жыл бұрын

👌🏻

@whos_op

4 жыл бұрын

@@mayahinnefeld8564 😂😂😂😂😂

@missingindy

4 жыл бұрын

Zrimith Maniac I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

@SirJoe-qk3un

3 жыл бұрын

Damn it you beat me to it

One of the greatest exploits is changing the temporary "bound" items into permanent items. They're all the equivalent of Daedric items, but have zero weigh. Better yet, the armor counts as light armor (Daedric Armor is the best level of heavy armor).

@hqlw1346

3 жыл бұрын

I know this was 5 months ago, but just in case someone is reading this, to do the glitch, all you need to do is: 1: Cast any bound spell (weapon, or armor) 2: get it broken enough that you are able to repair it with a repair hammer 3: repair it 4: repairing it will trick the game into thinking you can drop it, so after repairing the armor/weapon, just drop it 5: after dropping it, wait until the timer for the spell to wear off 6: pick it up after the timer goes away and you will have permanent bound items

@MrGrey-ki7tn

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you, super-POG

@metaparalysis3441

2 жыл бұрын

@@hqlw1346 Hint: use the amulet of disintegration if you have it ;D

@Crimson_Sun2486

2 жыл бұрын

Only the chest and pants count as heavy armor, all the rest is light Idk why, but that always kinda bugs me

@ForbiddenLinks

2 жыл бұрын

Omg

Love this glitch! A couple tips though. The sigil stone levels to your character (ie. Level 4-8 chameleon is only 15%, 9-12 is 20%). Also, the Dorian glitch doesn't work if you're 100% invisible (after 5 trial and error sessions!)...just strip naked before the 'lovers kiss' or poisoning him👍

@dancincoolkid

Жыл бұрын

Gotta love that oblivion levelling system lmao 😆🙄

Well, Seymore's an odd fellow, but I must say - he steams a good ham!

@harryjoe860

4 жыл бұрын

Arved Bohn He flashes a good bolt

100% Chameleon was an exploit I found naturally, was so proud of myself, the game was literally a walk through at that point :P

@HarryCochrane111

4 жыл бұрын

I found it naturally when playing too, along with using the duplication glitch. I had a suit of armour with 100% chameleon and then another one with 110% reflect damage and 100% resist/reflect magic

@rkproductions5560

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I did this. I got to level 20 and the sigil stones are max after that. 5 x 20% chameleon. Smashed the thieves guild and dark brotherhood and had to change. Way too OP

@andrewarmstrong3868

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@angelopalmieri434

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly,got it as my first sigil stone and naturally after that I tested it to see of I reloaded the save if the stone would change and it did. So 4 oblivion gates later I had 100 percent chameleon no problem.

@Kakuretaka

3 жыл бұрын

It is why Chameleon was removed in Skyrim

13:43 gold glitch 17:45 dupe glitch start find calendial the dupe glitch begins 18:58 20:15 how to get sigils stone 22:05 when paintbrushes fly

@dreezytokes

2 жыл бұрын

thanks

I remember creating a 100% chameleon spell and trying to figure out why people could see me when I wasn't crouched. Mostly I used -100% resistance spells and direct damage spells. That killed almost every enemy in the game in 2 spells.

>steals 1 million gold >only has to pay 750 in return >keeps the rest of the stolen gold Oh, I see Seymour must be an American CEO.

@nigelnightmare4160

5 жыл бұрын

Head of "Bethesda" actually. ;-)

@usern4metak3ns

5 жыл бұрын

or a Murican cough cough President...

@TheReaverOfDarkness

5 жыл бұрын

Actually I think it's the guards who are American.

@NotASovietSpy1

5 жыл бұрын

s t o n k s

@koldwarSumpsing

4 жыл бұрын

Firock Finion lmao

Dorian went completely paralyzed from kiss of 89 year old hideous Nord.

@Santiago-Farrell

5 жыл бұрын

It was so gross he was paralyzed

@edgarcardiffscpreadermemes366

4 жыл бұрын

"Local Nord steals gold from man with a k e s s"

@ezioauditoredafirenze5978

4 жыл бұрын

No, Clevarge's chin stabbed the man and paralyzed him.

@somedood07

4 жыл бұрын

h-hideous? Seymour is absolutely...captivating

@meemosteeno5121

4 жыл бұрын

he was lovestruck, not disgusted

"Are you sure you want to be a nord" Skyrim belongs to the nords!

@clappingslapper6349

4 жыл бұрын

wait a second, you sir have found yourself in the wrong game! this is oblivion, not skyrim!

@logoc8250

4 жыл бұрын

@@clappingslapper6349 need i repeat myself!

@whynottalklikeapirat

4 жыл бұрын

In truth - Skyrim belongs to the nerds ...

@logoc8250

4 жыл бұрын

@@whynottalklikeapirat and the nerds will keep it

@whynottalklikeapirat

4 жыл бұрын

@@logoc8250 I know. Nerds are fierce and passionate.

My favourite memories of oblivion were standing upon a hill and duplicating thousands of potions and watching them roll down the hill like a river hahahhaa

Spiff: "I CAN MAKE A MONSTER!" Me: "Just another oblivion playthrough then i suppose?"

@DominusTheOne

5 жыл бұрын

IKR?! xD

@joelharrison4654

5 жыл бұрын

Dark souls vibes

@TXFDA

4 жыл бұрын

Meanwhile I'm over here trying my damndest to make a relatively normal looking character. I managed to get a Dark Elf to actually look like a normal person, which was nice. I was trying to copy my Inquisition character.

In Bethesda games, broken glitches are a feature, not a bug. Goes well with a Ceylon cold brewed tea, though.

@Swordkiller55623

5 жыл бұрын

so what do you call Fallout 76?

@_solaris_4057

5 жыл бұрын

@@Swordkiller55623 broken game..

@clonecam117thefilthycasual6

5 жыл бұрын

These kind of excuses lead to things like Fallout 76

@Daisieheart

5 жыл бұрын

no fallout 76 isn't glitched it is full on broken. Bugs that still allow you to play the game are fine but bugs that stop all game play is fallout 76

@FRD357

5 жыл бұрын

It just works

Dude looks like Seigmeyer of Catarina without needing any armor.

I did this exact thing, albeit in a much more legitimate manner (ie opened up the mages guild and manually enchanted the stuff myself with black soul gems). With the sneak bonus I literally could one-shot everything in the game. The only issue I had was the final quest, because you're supposed to escort Martin through hordes of dremora and nobody can see you so the baddies beeline for martin and martin just blows right past you to fight them so he kept jumping in front of my strikes and I'd kill him instantly by accident and if I tried to get ahead the baddies would spawn behind me and kill him. I literally had to spam the hell out of the autosave key and reload every 3 inches of progress.

@Crimson_Sun2486

2 жыл бұрын

major *OOF*

So this is the 'Invisible Hand of the Free Market' I've heard so much about.

@bettertelevision968

5 жыл бұрын

yes welckme to invisible hand guild

@goodby0

5 жыл бұрын

came here for this comment

@Watersolo

4 жыл бұрын

Marx verifies

Oblivion has the most life-devouring character creator of all. The abominations possible are endless...

@ketomousketo3345

3 жыл бұрын

It is actually difficult to make a good looking character,

@darksaiyan7865

3 жыл бұрын

Is there a reddit for the horrifying characters created in oblivion if not someone should make it a reality

@jaden_korr4122

2 жыл бұрын

I made a Tomato once. He was a bright red Breton with hair as green as summer leaves. Good times 😅

@Crimson_Sun2486

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaden_korr4122 so you made Tomato Gaming Noice

@codysellers4151

2 жыл бұрын

@@darksaiyan7865 saw a picture of a fish dunmer someone made.

Ah Oblivion. The reason I jump everywhere I go in Skyrim, because it actually used to do something...

A couple of caveats regarding the chameleon sigil stones that aren’t mentioned in this video: Your level determines the quality of the sigil stone when you pick it up. At level 1 you can only get a 10% chameleon effect. 5-8 gives you 15% and being level 9 will give you 20%. It goes up to 30% but I don’t remember the levels required for those stones. If you do the money glitch with Dorian, make sure to invest as much gold as you can when bribing him. This increases the gold you can in turn take from him which will greatly reduce the time it takes to farm gold. Getting 320 gold per press is much better than 33. You can’t do the Dorian exploit on him if you have 100% chameleon active. Casting Lover’s Kiss on him while completely invisible will cause him to enter a fleeing state and you won’t be able to access his inventory.

Spends ages creating the perfect character and then makes him completepy invisible. Very nice

@animusharmony9092

5 жыл бұрын

I'm going to dump tea in a harbour now

@nazzeem_4388

4 жыл бұрын

@@animusharmony9092 Nooooooooooooo

@animusharmony9092

4 жыл бұрын

FUCK THE ENGLISH I ALREADY DUMPED IT

@weedwizard6306

4 жыл бұрын

@@animusharmony9092 YEAH DUMP THAT TEA

You can get a sigil stone that reflects damage and if you get full 100% you take 0 damage and reflect everything

@Mabra51

5 жыл бұрын

Sigil stones are broken.

@GodDangOl

5 жыл бұрын

Mabra Sigil stones aren’t broken, the game mechanics are. You don’t need sigil stones to do this, you can just use the normal enchantment system.

@Oxxyjoe

5 жыл бұрын

Not to mention that you can totally and legitimately train pickpocket to about level 80, and then any time you buy anything in the game, steal your money back. Including paying for training. Including training for, say, pickpocketing.

@RangerKun

5 жыл бұрын

@@GodDangOl it's kind of difficult to get reflect damage as an enchantment. I think you have to pick a certain star sign.

@marroon8220

5 жыл бұрын

@@GodDangOl Sigil stones are game mechanics. ergo, sigil stones = broken.

It's fantastic that Seymore's catalyst for setting off on an adventure was learning to say "yeet". 🤭

Oblivion is actually my favourite in the franchise, wish I had found out about you sooner.

Picks a fantasy-scandinavian. Sees a bunch of fantasy-Italians. Wonders why he seems tall.

@clipboss8052

5 жыл бұрын

It's because he is Dutch LOL!!!

@akai4942

5 жыл бұрын

Hi Italian descendant here 193 cm (like 6'4 in imperial system) ITALIAN STRONK

@cliftonmiller7967

5 жыл бұрын

@@akai4942Big difference between Calabria and Milan I'm told

@ventexovakon2178

5 жыл бұрын

@@akai4942 HOLY VANCULLO

He's definitely gonna use a duping glitch now the question is which one

am i the only one who feels like this video came out years ago and has memories of it from like 2013 when it only came out like 9 months ago

100% Chameleon has always been my favorite way of breaking Oblivion since I was a kid. So much so that it's become a habit that's been difficult to break...

@Crimson_Sun2486

2 жыл бұрын

Don't bother, it's too glorious of a habit to be broken Besides, Bethesda had so much time to fix the exploits that using them now is entirely on them

@codysellers4151

2 жыл бұрын

the only reason I don't do it is because I like looking at my character as I play. lol. Otherwise I too would be doing it.

@cha0sxiii63

2 жыл бұрын

It's essential for getting past 167800 Oblivion gates on the way from point A to point B without having to fight or close them right then and there. Never really played the earlier TES games, but since Oblivion, at least, BGS have this habit of taking a really cool idea and just beating you over the head with it non-stop - and not just in their TES games either. It's nice to just be able to take a walk without having to fight an army.

"Now we need to sort out his race" -Spiff, 2019

@operator8014

5 жыл бұрын

European habits die hard.

I had one build with 95% reflect damage and 90% reflect magic. Just walk up to enemies and let them kill themselves.

@marundiir4241

5 жыл бұрын

Potential Pacifist playthrough

@HaydenX

5 жыл бұрын

@@marundiir4241 True Pacifism: "Stop hitting yourself...stop hitting yourself...stop hitting yourself."

@joequade3439

5 жыл бұрын

He when from red foreman to the old dude from courage the cowardly dog

@liquidsleepgames3661

5 жыл бұрын

@@joequade3439 red forman is from that 70s show the guy you are thinking of is eustace bagge

@TheBIadesman

5 жыл бұрын

Reflect damage build is probably my favourite in the game, it's incredibly powerful but not broken like 100% chameleon lmao

The names you give your characters make me burst into laughter😂

Let's not forget that the "Flash Bolt" actually shot out a fire ball. A fairly big oversight that gets drowned out by everything else that is going on in the game.

Seymour being an accountant is some convincing lore for this character

Did I click on a Monster Factory video by mistake? Ah, Oblivion, you beautiful masterpiece of a game, may you forever grace the halls of my computer's hard drive.

I am so fond of this game and I am so tempted to power up my Xbox 360 to play it but I'm so ashamed I didn't know I had been playing it wrong this whole time until I came across this channel. 😭

me drinking coffee watching this... Spiffy brit "stop you have violated the law pay the court of fine or serve your sentence your stolen goods are now forfit."

Oh god, I remember doing this in Oblivion. This is why they removed Chameleon from Skyrim

@RedGallardo

5 жыл бұрын

They also fixed it in Oblivion. Like 5% per enchantment now, so you can't have it permanent. Still you can cast 100% for 15 sec and do shit uncaught =D But yeah, as if Paralyze wasn't imba enough. Illusion is OP in Oblivion. And to compensate it they made Illusion a fart in Skyrim.

@balazsmejzer4213

5 жыл бұрын

@@RedGallardo there are sigil stones which give like 25-30% chameleon + etuscheon of chorrol gives like 30% and ring of khajiti is 30%ish as well

@goreobsessed2308

5 жыл бұрын

I don't get that honestly the only fun in aagic character is finding these kinds of things otherwhise your just an Archer with extra steps

@greyfade

5 жыл бұрын

That's why they also added the restoration loop to Skyrim. :)

GO VAMPIRE WITH OVER 100% FIRE RESIST. THE SUN WILL HEAL YOU! XD I LOVE OBLIVION

@AmierAzzeal

5 жыл бұрын

I didnt know that exploit. Personally i always used the over 100 percent chamelian.

@DisKorruptd

5 жыл бұрын

Plant mode ACTIVATE!

5 жыл бұрын

Got a few hundred hours in that game and I didn't know this, why?

@NoManLP

5 жыл бұрын

@ Glad to show you something new :D

@NoManLP

5 жыл бұрын

@@AmierAzzeal I gotta say, Enchament itself is the biggest exploit lmao I love invisibility exploit as well. Oblivion is incredibly fun to break and fool around with.

I see the most excellent attempt to bring attention to an old video. I see you Spiff!

@GreenDude_Gaming

Жыл бұрын

??

The special houses DLC. I forgot about that. 13:29 shows the top of the Mage Tower house. It has portals to all the Mages Guilds.

Invisibility + frenzy spell + any walled city with a lot of people Free loot

@readmarx420

5 жыл бұрын

Just paralyze Dorian and infinitely collect money

@DudeTheMighty

5 жыл бұрын

@@readmarx420 Where's the fun in that?

@readmarx420

5 жыл бұрын

@@DudeTheMighty purely utility. I paralyzed him, got an ass of money, and I didnt have an autoclicker because I was on 360. Just quested and did whatever I wanted from then on. Only ever spent money on spells. Made it my mission to gather all of them.

I put at least 700 hours in oblivion. My favorite thing was maxing my acrobatics, wearing the heels of spring heel jack , standing on a certain stone circular pillar in the main city and boosting my acrobatics with magic and then jumping over the castle walls to walk around on a bunch of nothing.

@zybch

5 жыл бұрын

You can do the same without skills or items from Anvil.

@NightfallShadow

5 жыл бұрын

@@zybch oh really? I never knew that.

@sadmeat8937

5 жыл бұрын

drop paintbrushes and they stay in the air. jump in it and droo more. free bridges.

@NightfallShadow

5 жыл бұрын

@@sadmeat8937 See, I always tried that but I was never good at doing that. I always fell off all the time.

@NightfallShadow

5 жыл бұрын

@Morphic c One can only hope.

18:23 look at that lady in the background

Watched this for the second time, with my brother now. We both laughed hard, I cried a little and nearly rofl’d. You know you’ve done some lovely good humour when you cause a little bit of pain from such laughter. Brilliant

It's easy to talk shit about this game but honestly it's one of my favorites

@DrPacman

4 жыл бұрын

It had more substance and interesting quests than skyrim aswell

@Jamesmac77

3 жыл бұрын

It has a charm to it, I remember how ambitious this game was

@KILLERMAIN-hf2vn

3 жыл бұрын

Facts .best one and my fav

100% Chameleon Spiff... invisibility is a different spell entirely

@D0NU75

5 жыл бұрын

Oblivion noob here, what's the difference?

@Whodjathink

5 жыл бұрын

@@D0NU75 To copy another KZread Comment: "100% Chameleon is better than 100% Invisibility. You can cast, attack, and interact without breaking the effect."

Trust me when I say that the character customization system looks ten times greater on the xbox 360 version because of the limited hard ware so just check it out pls

Skyrim was the first Elder scrolls game I owned myself. but I remember as a kid my neighbor would always bring over oblivion. Funny thing all I remember about the game is how buggy and hilarious we found it. We would watch dead deer fall of a cliff, get people trapped in doorways and stretch their characters across a room and he even knew an infinite dupe bug that we used and items flew everywhere. I don't remember anything else about the game. but going back and playing it a few years back its got great gameplay! the bugs and quirky characters do make it hilarious from time to time.

I'll let you in on a little secret: The slider in character creation can be set *inbetween* the two extremes.

@Karrato

5 жыл бұрын

Murad Beybalaev IT CAN WHAT?!?!?

@gatordragon6140

5 жыл бұрын

i dont know what this strange foreign word inbetween means would you enlighten me lol

@17joren

5 жыл бұрын

Boooooorinngggggg

@THEPELADOMASTER

5 жыл бұрын

Preposterous...

@dodojesus4529

5 жыл бұрын

LIIEEEEEES!! When will the LIEES end?

"Paintbrushes are unique little critters." -TheSpiffing Brit

The thing about the towers is you can more or less just run through them to the top, with everyone on your tail, if you don't wanna loot the places. At the end you teleport back out, so no real consequences except the occasional stab in the back ... however they are worth looting ...

I laughed so hard for the whole creating part, never laughed so hard for years :D thanks

Ahh, I remember finally getting 100% chameleon on my armour set.... Shit was glorious.

@kieranh2005

5 жыл бұрын

You don't go completely invisible until about 130% chameleon. Needless to say, shit gets real easy after that.

@metalcorpse6427

5 жыл бұрын

I did the chameleon 100% legit. Was rough getting there but had fun once I did it.

@ChulioRCHulio

5 жыл бұрын

@@metalcorpse6427 I know it was a utter thing of beauty - and the fun continues when you rile up all those pesky bandits against each ohter heal them respectively until their weapons break was soo damn funny

@vespaman101

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I remember I just some glass armor snd s few other pieces until I was pretty much invisible lol.

@shadowedm

5 жыл бұрын

Yea real og know chameleon is better than invisibility

The most powerful exploit in oblivion is to access the spell maker. Create a spell that does dps instead of just damage. Make the spell's damage last for only 0.1 seconds, makes it insanely cheap. Make it max damage. I'd say about 4000. You now have a death ray for low mana and low money.

@reesetorwad8346

5 жыл бұрын

How do you get to the spellmaker without doing all th apprentice quests? SOME of which are admittedly quite fun.

@rockhardcelery1214

5 жыл бұрын

@@reesetorwad8346 u don't

@nyxionn

5 жыл бұрын

What the fuck are you talking about? You can't do that using the vanilla spellmaking system. You can spell stack with weakness spells, but that's it.

During a playthrough, I had a character that had almost 100 sneak as well as 100% chameleon. It was hilariously broken, you could crouch in front of someone and repeatedly stab them. Not only did you get the sneak bonus, they couldn't even see you. Blitzed through the Dark Brotherhood quests doing that, that was quite fun.

I love the joy in reaction to creating his character. It’s like a child getting what he really wanted for Christmas.

"we can dodge all of the spells using incredible acrobatics" Gets hit by flash bolt.

How many cups of tea on average are drunk per video?

@Cumbisquit99

5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit I usually have 2. Maybe 3 depending on the type. Was thinking of growing tea on hydroponics. Would be awesome

@QuasselQuokka

5 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit we're making some prison director somewhere reaaally happy then ;)

@rileymoore7025

5 жыл бұрын

Every cup. EVERY. LAST. CUP.

@voidwalker5784

5 жыл бұрын

2 cups if I'm drinking herbal tea and 3 if I'm drinking green/black tea

@eros5420

5 жыл бұрын

Fourteay

I remember using magic to be invisable for 30 seconds when cast and run with sneak right the way through the game casting spells on enemies to absorb health all the time on my play through when it came out. It made it more fun than completing the oblivion gates. My other favourite thing is leveling up all the skills but not the character overall level therefore overpowering anything.

"This is an absolute monster creator!" *Laughs in Chiquita Dave*

he protec he atacc but most importantly his chin is fat as facc

@powderedwater4742

4 жыл бұрын

no

@metoo6247

4 жыл бұрын

What's 'facc' mean?

@earthbrother4549

4 жыл бұрын

fuck

@ConnorRk-jn3qc

4 жыл бұрын

@@earthbrother4549 big brain

@CorvoSVFD

4 жыл бұрын

@@metoo6247 its supposed to be *_fuck_*

*He looks like GARGAMEL from the Smurfs!*

@xenon7232

5 жыл бұрын

This is almost like a Dark Souls character creation, except with Dark Souls, you can become the most ugly character ever by going Hollow

@ABAlphaBeta

5 жыл бұрын

@@xenon7232 Hollow?

@D0NU75

5 жыл бұрын

@@ABAlphaBeta Hollow

@ABAlphaBeta

5 жыл бұрын

@@D0NU75 hollow

@Bilal-mo8cy

5 жыл бұрын

Oh shit😂

Spiff, have you ever done the spell creation in the later game? You should, it's perfectly balanced.

Spiff, I have learned that the sneak trick also works in the Chapel of Akatosh.

Truly makes me feel like a real veteran to have done the 120% invisibility and various infinite gold glitches a whole decade ago already.

@herrikudo

5 жыл бұрын

And yet im still finding new shit 2000+ hours into the game lol Coolest one ive found is a hidden quest in the skingrad house

eyes: allow us to see spiff: GET RID OF THEM

@kooolainebulger8117

5 жыл бұрын

6:00 Y O U W I L L N E V E R E S C A P E S E Y M O R E C L E V A R G E

@shaynehughes2242

5 жыл бұрын

Provost Willem would be most displeased

"Im good ive got this hammer perfect for bashing in goblin skulls" is my favorite line in oblivion

5:48 “do the roar”

Dorian: *Gets kissed by the handsome Seymour Clevage* "I'm a trust fund, baby, you can trust me."

@MrSignman65

4 жыл бұрын

This man did not throw away his shot.

@nerdykiwi981

4 жыл бұрын

Is that... a Hamilton reference???

@BenitezFans

3 жыл бұрын

I'm crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BenitezFans

3 жыл бұрын

@@nerdykiwi981 very much so lol

Mass duplicating the Sigil Stones in my first Oblivion playthough... For those who don't know, the Sigil Stones have a weird "hum" to them, not very loud or noticeable... Until you duplicate roughly 50 of them. At this point your speakers reach critical threshold, and all you can hear is the Sigil Stone sound effect... VERY, very, loudly; until you scram to pick them up.

Every once in a while i come back and and rewatch this video. This is one of the best games of all time.

Man, it's crazy how much Spiff has evolved as a creator. Serious props