"With the amount of people selling CBD oil we need a war" Tim Dillon. Man of the year 2020 🤣

@Personify88

3 жыл бұрын

Unironically, people who own bars, go to bars, use weed, and sell weed, need to get dropped off in the desert.

“Remember those days?” 😂😂😂 Sometimes his jokes land so deep it feels like a part of my heart is being pinched while I’m curled up laughing

@lukepedersen9681

9 ай бұрын

same man, I miss&remember those days, of "sailing to the land, where no one is man at you"

That blue chew ad was easily the best thing I've heard in my life that shit had my stomach hurting from laughing so fucking hard

@williamkincade3940

3 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/pqCI16-RpqWslrA.html

@BostonBlues

3 жыл бұрын

@@williamkincade3940 thanks lol

Low video, High quality

Don't care if there is a video . These are all gems by a master jeweler . Thank you Tim .

That blue chew ad 😂🤣

@segamegadrive3903

4 жыл бұрын

Remember those days, everyone of those hit so fucking hard 🤣🤣

@andrewscheer7593

4 жыл бұрын

Remember the days when you didn't let your inner demon consume you.

@ronaldk563

4 жыл бұрын

That shit had me dying

@briang9386

3 жыл бұрын

Remember those days 🙄😅

@stevenk7753

3 жыл бұрын

Remember when you used to shit inside?

"There's bullies there TOO. They won't like you EITHER." 😂😂😂😂😂 Just hand me the rifle bro.

No video? Now you’re just blatantly spitting in our faces, Tim and Ben.

@romancastro_

4 жыл бұрын

He's building a studio.

@stellar7760

4 жыл бұрын

Roman Castro Not fast enough, damnit! Lol I know, sarcasm doesn’t translate well in any text form. I’ll listen regardless of how I have to get my fix, video-or-not.

@elikerr785

4 жыл бұрын

Prob too busy spitting on each other's.. each other

@yougotthatfunk3582

4 жыл бұрын

@@romancastro_ Hope his studio is on the porch.

@AnorexicShark

4 жыл бұрын

"building"

Remember those days?

I don't know how much Bluechew is paying you but it's not enough.

What happened to the last podcast being the last one without video? DAMN YOU TIM!!!!

@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka

4 жыл бұрын

sometimes people lie to you

@CH-ml4rz

4 жыл бұрын

G G Tim would never.

@MrAhuraMazda

4 жыл бұрын

I love the cartoon tho

@MattGalter

4 жыл бұрын

I know, wtf! lol

@kingheart9555

3 жыл бұрын

It’s fake business bro. Catch up. Tim is teaching us to be dirtbags of the highest caliber. One podcast at a time... it’s beautiful. Comedy is back baby! Between this guy and some up and coming KZreadr’s, the entire generation is changing. From the Danny mullens, to the Tim Dillons, it is a new wave. I’ve seen so many other channels popping up right now with this new humor popping up. If you want some recommendations, hit me up.

The ad read for that obscure podcast is beautiful.

@eskimointhisworld

3 жыл бұрын

Tim was so honest!

Fell asleep during this and woke up with a strange compulsion to listen to a Bachelor podcast.

The blue chew ad....incredible! Why don't they let him do ads like this anymore? 😂

Let me come to your hotel, Tim! I've got leftover Domino's I need to reheat

Still waiting on my jewels by Tim's podcast, the clientele is starting to ask too many questions.

“The best thing to happen to them would be to shit their liver out” 😂😂😂

Tim: "If you start in a closet getting burned by cigarettes by your foster mother..." Me: 😲 2020 a whole new level..

I need my jewels by podcaster Tim Dillon

@Goldfishsoldier03

4 жыл бұрын

You mean the high quality low cost jewels by Tim Dillon?

Miss those days

I really appreciate all you went through, I loved show in timonium tonight. I Truly understand the sacrifices you make. My Hero 🤗

Another bachelor podcast - 55:08 😂😂

Man he went there this episode.... I love it

BRILLIANT commentary on our existence in america.

The first ten minutes Is WILD. Love this man.

This is probably top 5 episodes ever

Tim Dillon is the Paul Harvey of our time, now the rest of the story.

@tarico4436

Жыл бұрын

This should have gotten a lot more likes.

You’re by far the funniest comedian I’ve ever heard but please don’t get cocky and lose your touch like most comedians do when they get successful.

@TheworldengineBeeps

4 жыл бұрын

Best Podcast Clips I think that’s quite impossible considering that’s his act. If he does that he loses his act kinda

@T.I.M.Thirteen

4 жыл бұрын

Can’t wait for Tim to be soo successful he starts talking about his problems with his Ferrari breaking down.

@baseballdipper111

Жыл бұрын

This didn’t age well

@trentonjunginger-vm2xi

Жыл бұрын

:(

@Xyerian

Жыл бұрын

It happened.

Who needs videos for a good time? Epstein sure didn’t!

A true comedic legend

That blue chew ad felt like such an attack. I really see what you mean by contempt for your audience. I almost felt like you were spitting on me in person.

@spawnofsatan117

3 жыл бұрын

So you were turned on too?

Remember those days

I heard some Greg Giraldo in that Blue Chew ad. Remember those days?

@Dom-mw8gk

4 жыл бұрын

One of the most underappreciated guys ever. He was brilliant !

@williamkincade3940

3 жыл бұрын

m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/pqCI16-RpqWslrA.html

I love you man you're the best!

I'm not surprised you've found your way to a truck stop Tim.

Bro he's so right about apartments doing that. My ex-girlfriend and current weed dealer lives in really nice ones and if I stay too long and get baked with her, like I did not too long ago, I'll get towed in a heartbeat. You have to park in a very specific spot way in the back and if spots are taken then all well...

@coverage022

3 жыл бұрын

Just got towed an hour ago and found this episode moments later haha

@goblingoochgobbler5759

2 жыл бұрын

is your weed dealer living with your ex girlfriend

@ThomasWilson4

2 жыл бұрын

@@goblingoochgobbler5759No my ex-girlfriend is My weed dealer, she always has fire and is fire, plus is not a crazy bitch like every other ex after breakup.

Yo Tim mentioned my hometown in this vid I’m dead😂😭

I just got some low cost high quality jewelry

@MattGalter

4 жыл бұрын

Who's the thumbnail pic of?

@kingheart9555

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve been looking into the jewelry business on a real/fake business hybrid corporate level and am interested in your jewels. Pics? Most info on grade? Size and type of jewels. We’re going to have to keep in contact more to really look into this and what you actually have on your hands price wise and I will do my best to give you the best price to where we both win and are happy after our transactions feeling great about the sale. You got more than you thought you would and you helped another person make money and did it in an honorable way. Instead of going with the dishonorable high paid crooks that you normally would deal with you went with me! You know why you did that? Because your smart! Most people wouldn’t even question who is handling their case, but your my kind of client. A true Socratic thinking individual who knows how to differentiate the good fake/real business options you had. Can’t wait to get to work this deal out and make you wealthy while you help me out in the mean time and now maybe we have a good friendship made out of some random deal. It almost seems too much to be true. But it is... now just send me those emails and also your social security number, full legal name, your original copy of your birth certificate and your bank account numbers so that I can wire that fat check to you ASAP! Can’t wait for our next conversation on this great business/financial win that we are guaranteed if you go with me. It will be nice getting over on the system and seeing you with a new wife with fake tits who just likes to fuck like a rabbit on molly and your new house and the newest model of whatever your dream car/truck is sitting in your new 4 car garage, but you don’t even park your cars/trucks in the massive garage (because you made a sex dungeon instead), but you park them on the 4 acre backyard I got you through being honest and modest and not wanting to rob my clients. SHOW ME THE MONEY! - (motto of the Kaiser Willhelm institute for greater availability of children for trade)

Even the commercial is brilliant! Fking Genius

Love you Tim!

Remember those days! Tim, I listen to all your ads because you make them hilarious! The laughs never stop!

@williamkincade3940

3 жыл бұрын

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I'm gonna start robbing banks or eat a gun before I watch The Batchelor or listen to any podcast devoted to it. Maybe the Unabomber was onto something...

@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka

4 жыл бұрын

@@ITJustMeKG can we go back to a time where a man can make a cheap suicide joke without someone dropping a 1-800 hotline, fake empathy or semi serious babbling about how blowing your brains out is obviously a bad thing to do. Can we?

@ITJustMeKG

4 жыл бұрын

@@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka Can we go back to a time when people weren't constantly ass-blasted by every comment directed at them?

@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka

4 жыл бұрын

@@ITJustMeKG ass blasted? Kinda funny you say that, because I just butt chugged a bottle of Nyquil It's the only way I can sleep

@ITJustMeKG

4 жыл бұрын

@@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka I'd respect it more if it were DayQuil.

@EverythingMustG0

4 жыл бұрын

@@ITJustMeKG You are obviously a Quil novice

I was gonna say didn't you say the next one was gonna be a video, but then read you were in Maryland. Good call.

Still no video 😕😢😭😭😭

THE FEAR IS YOUR FRIEND

Oh man, the Beanie Babies, you shook something loose in my memory. I was a cook at a rib joint straight out of school, one of my older co-workers collected them all as an investment; going so far as to travel to buy hard to find BB's. Thanks for the show.

Tim, make a military recruiter video. 👍

I do remember those days.

it's about time your camera comes out of the closet if ya know waramean Timothy

this epiaode is fun to listen to 2x speed while im on coke

Your philosophy in no small part, and irrespective of last weeks ramblings, has brought me to become a successful Jeweler as apposed to a pious intellectual political hack. Thank you Tim

You remember those days? - 2020

im gonna be that dad with the bus. thats a real father.

and the food ! was poison! at 28:18 lol

5:55 “however”

2020 and still no video dude

@j.b.7133

4 жыл бұрын

Thats life in the big city

@stellar7760

4 жыл бұрын

Semi-infuriating. On one hand, I want to boycott; on the other hand, I’m weak and lack willpower... they know we’ll listen regardless but it’s frustrating af.

@ITJustMeKG

4 жыл бұрын

@@stellar7760 video of what you weirdo? Tim's fat head?

@MattGalter

4 жыл бұрын

@@ITJustMeKG Yes! lol That's almost exactly what I said in my comment about this!

Love Tim

Maryland... So depressing... Good luck Tim.. #Thatslifeinthebigcity 🤣

Wow one of Tim's best podcasts, he really sold those Villa people a subprime mortgage in 2008 and they lost their houses in the crash, now they need him to lead them from the darkness. On the issue of sad broke people pursuing standup I just watched a Kill Tony where a dude said he has a 70 lb 3 year old kid that lives in a different state. those people should not be pursuing dreams in standup comedy get a job my dude before your 800 lb 12 year old finds you and eats you

remember those days

I would do anything to go back to those days

we need a jewels by podcaster tim dillon shirt

I made a fortune flipping princess Diana bears! Still my top seller!

When he criticizes other successful comedians with zero talent I only see Braindong Schlub

those days are still here

Hey Timmy I'm going to pray for you and watch out for them lot lizards

Government workers also love rules. They are obsessed with pedantry. Glad I left it. Love your podcasts Tim! Keep 'em comin'.

recent another bachelor podcast episode has 13 views 😂

Anyone else NOT planning on listening to the Another Batchelor Podcast but me?

Double dose of Dillon. He’s on the Can’t Get Right Podcast today too

Hilarious as fuck every single video

Do you remember those days?

Remember those Days?!?!

Tim needs to go on Scott Hortons Antiwar show.

The last person, before Tim, that made me laugh with my whole body was Kevin Hart.

@diogenes5127

4 жыл бұрын

@jeb jed Well ok. It's not going to stop me, but I'm curious as to what kind I am?

@rekeembelac1684

2 жыл бұрын

Must’ve been some time ago in a movie 😂

did it take me this long to realize the "timmy the trash can" reference, yes. But thats just life in the big city.

@suzzanecardelfe777

4 жыл бұрын

AnorexicShark meaning he eats like trash? Or am I “ brain damaged “?

@AnorexicShark

4 жыл бұрын

his names tim

those days...

Josh Kuderna reppin!

I like being called 'you people'

what the hell happened to Tim in his past that burned this image of someone barricading themself in the bathroom into his brain. I wanna hear that story.

Brendan Schaub isnt funny

@ClaversOdhiamboArt

4 жыл бұрын

about as funny as Kevin Hart

@korbindallas8224

4 жыл бұрын

He's not Not funny. He's no Tim Dillon, but he would also be one of the first guys to point out how much of a noob he is. For as much talking he does on a weekly basis, he sure is consistently entertaining.

@MrAhuraMazda

4 жыл бұрын

@@korbindallas8224 you mean the guy who hires someone to comb through his comments and block any negativity? The guy who paid for positive reviews on his horrendous comedy special? The guy who told Tim Dillon that "the problem with Social Media was access by the public to celebs like himself"? That's the guy who's the first to admit he's a noob? Sure thing, Brendan. 👍

@blazedandconfused477

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrAhuraMazda That can't possibly be right. Brendan views people who are negative, or are haters who go out of their way to comment from their mother's basement the same as homeless people critiquing his art. It literally does not madder to him, b.

@MattGalter

4 жыл бұрын

@@korbindallas8224 Notice only 1 person agreed w that and it was probably u lol

49:00 🚨facts

The Diana Beanie Baby is worth $2,000 on eBay.

Where is the god damn video tim

@SlickLikes

4 жыл бұрын

SeattleCorvette life in the big city

fire

im not even addicted to heroin but that bluechew ad made me feel shame for myself

2020, time to get addicted to broccoli and potassium iodide.

Bring back Ray. Have him on the show for every episode. Should be the Tim and Ray show.

@pERKDIZZLE

4 жыл бұрын

garebear75 agreed 100 🌈

@et5895

2 жыл бұрын

That was basically "Tim Dillon Is Going To Hell"...

don't let up on the boomers. i, for one, will slowly be twisting the dagger reminding them of their failure for the rest of their lives until the inevitable day of the pillow.

@spawnofsatan117

3 жыл бұрын

I'm fighting that fight with you sir. Let my parents know every day

Did you know Nick Dipolao went on break for 2 weeks and the whole time he was gone he was doing replays?? And I guarantee his majority boomer audience donated.

42:23

he's like jocko willink with bigger truck nuts

i wish this guy was my public defender

33:00

hey timmy we love you too. :)

Everyone's a comedian

Life in the big city.

This guys got a good laugh bring him back on

I know we don’t have video because Ben is so fucking busy

I remember those days..