Ray Kump is royalty. He needs to be on more often.

@bluev7427

4 жыл бұрын

I never heard of him before this but he’s hilarious. That story at the end was...... speechless

@ronhitler-barassi2624

4 жыл бұрын

He's using the Iceberg Slim technique on us cos we're his stable of bitches. "You've got to be God, and if she can touch God any time she wants, then he's not God anymore."

@gangsta19x

4 жыл бұрын

Ray Kump needs to be on JRE but I’d feel better if Jamie chains his hands to the table for Joes safety.

@nooneyouknow699

3 жыл бұрын

Get the patreon and listen to the archives. Truly the best ray

@sirloin7633

2 жыл бұрын

I think you mean Ray Krump

The Tim Dillion Show makes JRE look like The View.

@MrGOTAMA420

4 жыл бұрын

if the view was cool

@MrGOTAMA420

4 жыл бұрын

@Jeff B it is what it is . the most popular talk show ever.

@19Burgandy

4 жыл бұрын

And if you could make millions you all would go PC

@penningtonlovesyou

4 жыл бұрын

19Burgandy yeah duh guys just give up your personality if the money is rolling in duhhhhh stuuupeddd

@mrRufffnTumble

3 жыл бұрын

What? No? Many people have lost their jobs for their beliefs, look at Sam Hyde. You really think everyone values money enough to sell their own soul? You're projecting bro. The funny thing is Rogan was already a multimillionaire. He didnt even need the fuckin money.

Somebody needs to give Tim a bucket full of money and just let him loose.

@CrackinJacks138

4 жыл бұрын

He'd OD within 4 hours

@Nematodeparty

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking a bucket full of fried chicken or Magic Spoon (TM)

@rossedwards24

4 жыл бұрын

@@CrackinJacks138 in a stunning estate

@c3po33

4 жыл бұрын

@@ExtraVirginOliveGardenGnome ohhhh I like the way you think. Gervais launching Dillon to new heights would be great. I would love to see Tim get a show and he has Kump on in a supporting role and they bullshit like they do now. Comedy gold in them hills.

@sonnysantos6847

4 жыл бұрын

@@ExtraVirginOliveGardenGnome That's a really good point and I see where you make the connection...I watched Gervais' new Netflix show and it was good but kind of cheesy and it's like he has nothing to prove anymore but still he's a legend. I think you're right though, Tim could take the torch from Gervais very well. Two of the few voices I can still stand in comedy and thank God they both look like comedians not like models or UFC fighters like all these comedians these days.

This is what an unfiltered mind sounds like.

@Ryan-gc4mq

4 жыл бұрын

One of them, sure.

@richyq8786

4 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite comedians Tim Dillon. @TimJDillon Blocked me on twitter for making a simple Soros joke on reply to his PRO-Rioting tweet.. Jeez man when you thought you knew people! he replied and said i'll unblock you when you stop with this Q shit.. He removed me from his patreon after calling him out saying then I received a harassing/bullying message from Patreon. Shame!!

@havnt3782

4 жыл бұрын

@@richyq8786 life in the big city.....

@nmeyers92

3 жыл бұрын

RichyQ For real? I thought out of all people Tim wouldn’t immediately block someone without hearing them out first for a little or if it was just straight up harassment. What did he say at first and how did you respond to it that got you blocked? I know it’s been awhile so it doesn’t have to be word for word, just curious. Thanks!

@yawnhiccup

3 жыл бұрын

@@havnt3782 🤠

Behind that black curtain is a stunning estate.

@BrettOwen71

3 жыл бұрын

And inside that stunning estate is a motherlode of low cost, high-quality jewelry.

@christopherpartain674

3 жыл бұрын

Kept in a safe next to their sub prime mortgage paperwork.

@IRONNOIR91

3 жыл бұрын

Behind the curtain is Abu Ghraib

this podcast is like the crack-cocaine of podcasts.

@tophercortez7786

2 жыл бұрын

Tim Dillon is heroin; cheap and coursing through our veins at any time of day.

The only voice that matters.

@Fabian080690

4 жыл бұрын

Tim is the fucking Clash of podcasts.

Ray Kump ladies and gentlemen.. charismatic prayer group is one of the best moments this year.. across all media.

"Life is an unending series of nightmares" is the entire basis of how I raise my children.

@dac518

4 жыл бұрын

when they shoot up the school, or stab another kid, you should tell that to the reporter.

@aryka922

4 жыл бұрын

@@dac518 School? Another kid? What world do you live in? Those things are a thing of the past because of COVID.

@MNizamee

3 жыл бұрын

Let me ask you something.. when your child cries... do you.. satiate it?

Ray Kump sounds like he secretes custard instead of saliva.

my cousin is SARS

@BakerOrDie123

4 жыл бұрын

I WANNA BE AIDS!!!....

@samus598

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry about ol Uncle Bill and his sick, SICK perversions, it wasn't right to do ol Aunt Batty like he did, he hit her and quit her once you were born and you should resent him for that, all those billions have gone to his head and now he thinks he can just stick his wiener in any old bat whenever he pleases, he needs to pay your child support like an adult.

@mogames130

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/e2d62MmhaaaepLg.html

Ray always makes Tim 10X funnier

@customerguy8581

2 жыл бұрын

And what's crazy is seeing Tim look genuinely HAPPY during this episode. That feels so rare. he has a legit smile on his face the entire time

This show always makes my cutting sessions way more pleasant

@AdrianHertz

4 жыл бұрын

You shouldn't joke about that!!!!!!!!! !!! I had a friend who had a brother which cousin aunt once bought this guy's cereal but didn't use the code so he showed up at her house and blow his brains out in front of her!

@BlakeTimmonsArt

4 жыл бұрын

Adrian Kane honestly man good job. Great comment. You did that

@KarenTookTheKids364

4 жыл бұрын

@@AdrianHertz I agree, we need more gun control.

@PlayNiceFolks

4 жыл бұрын

I thought that you had a job as a video editor and were on the "cutting floor" trimming video clips for stuff...

@SeaCryptWeave

2 жыл бұрын

i thought cutting cocaine 🤣 care for yourself when possible

51:00 I haven't laughed that hard. Best magic spoon bit

@Abitflippant

4 жыл бұрын

That they sponsor him means they get it. All podcasts should hire Tim to do their ads

@leeland446

4 жыл бұрын

It's a meat cereal, fruit dust, its meat that tastes like fruit, what is it parmesan cheese?!?!?! I friggin lost it, loved this part

The great Ray Kump, a voice of reason and clarity in these troubling times

Ray is always the best guest on this show. His dynamic with Tim is very good and you can tell they are great buddys. I hope the best for Ray!

I love how Tim looks at Ben every time he says something cause as a comedian he needs to see the audience reaction while riffing to see if he is booming or killing

@thecbrboi325

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know if booming was a typo or not, I'm just saying I'm now using it interchangeably with bombing.

@Lynxchillin08

4 жыл бұрын

@@thecbrboi325 😁

@yodythewoadie

4 жыл бұрын

I also wonder that Prexxus, sometimes I look for Ben's reaction and catch myself laughing when he isn't. You know it's good when even Tim is laughing 👍

@brianjohnson9802

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, booming is bad.

@drownthepoor

4 жыл бұрын

@@brianjohnson9802 Like this economy, it's fuckin' boomin' am I right?!

The best thing to come out of this damn nonsense is that I found Tim Dillon in YT. My new favorite comedian.

@jasonsimmons4319

4 жыл бұрын

You have chosen wisely

@jsp7218

4 жыл бұрын

He's great and you are hot.

Kump asking the hard hitting questions. What is magic spoon made out of?

@BlakeTimmonsArt

4 жыл бұрын

Dark matter

@deezlesteezle

5 ай бұрын

Semen

We need Tim Dillon's rants on the GTA6 radio

Finally, the king has returned.

@thefloridamanofytcomments5264

4 жыл бұрын

He never left

@turdferguson1847

4 жыл бұрын

The Florida Man Of YT Comments true

My Saturday is complete

the voice of our generation

@dennisreynolds8172

4 жыл бұрын

Say that again!

@banecastle8772

4 жыл бұрын

@@dennisreynolds8172 they should have mr. dillon as a regular guest on sunny in philly

@richyq8786

4 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite comedians Tim Dillon. @TimJDillon Blocked me on twitter for making a simple Soros joke on reply to his PRO-Rioting tweet.. Jeez man when you thought you knew people! he replied and said i'll unblock you when you stop with this Q shit.. He removed me from his patreon after calling him out saying then I received a harassing/bullying message from Patreon. Shame!!

@deezlesteezle

5 ай бұрын

That again

Tim Dillon is my facts

The last 5 minutes of this show was pure chaos and exactly why Tim and Ray should always podcast as a duo.

“Just cus we call it cereal doesn’t mean it isn’t steak”

Ray deserves a stunning estate

"It's dried turkey meat and they throw it in a fruit dust" 😂

I see Monsieur Kump in the thumbnail and without missing a beat my inner monologue screams the 3 greatest words of all, “potato bread warehouse.”

@completorgirl

4 жыл бұрын

Midnight in the potato bread Warehouse is the best

I just cashed out in my initial investment of Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon, and now I'm the proud owner of 3 stunning estates in Malibu, The Hamptons, and a private island. Thank you Tim for turning my life around.

@jellyfishbrained

4 жыл бұрын

What is it you do on that island?

@revmaxproductions

4 жыл бұрын

@@jellyfishbrained that information is private.

@scottp.548

4 жыл бұрын

@@revmaxproductions can I have a free day pass?

@revmaxproductions

4 жыл бұрын

@studybeats you must be fun at parties...

@declanh2314

4 жыл бұрын

@studybeats sounds like you didn't invest in the Jewels

Was just about to sleep (5am in the UK) but I can’t wait 8hrs to hear Tim ramble. Honestly my favourite comedian for years! Refreshing change from comedians like Rogan and Schaub who are painfully unfunny.. like hemorrhoids on your wedding night

@MA1LUNE

4 жыл бұрын

There's more than 3 comedians

@pm7585

4 жыл бұрын

Cameron Of course there’s more than 3 but I’m not going to list every active comedian. I used Tim because it’s his video and Rogan and Schaub because their shoved down our throats and just aren’t funny. BTW I was always a fan of Rogan and his podcasts (they’ve slipped recently) but his stand up is awful. And he looks so out of his depth when surrounded by real comedians like Bill Burr as one example.

Tim Dillon ON FIRE THIS PODCAST btw got my life in the big city shirt

@yodythewoadie

4 жыл бұрын

A reallll knife fight

Magic spoon is basically made out of whey protein and tapioca flour and stuff

You can see that Tim has genuine affection for Ray. I miss the early days of the show when Ray was the co-host. They were such a great team.

@customerguy8581

2 жыл бұрын

One of the rare times I've seen Tim with a genuine smile for a whole episode

Just packed a bowl, my boomer father is inside the house watching the Andy griffin show. I’m ready for some Tim Dillon

@lancejames7072

4 жыл бұрын

Sylvester Calzone your name & accompanying picture are a treasure to behold. It’s what the internet is for

@keetonpark

4 жыл бұрын

Andy griffin lol

@donaldmack2307

4 жыл бұрын

Andy GriffITH was a based fkn show tho. Not gonna lie.

@Talkinknicks

4 жыл бұрын

Come out of the closet already

@donaldmack2307

4 жыл бұрын

GamerONight Haha. That would be amazing. Barney was based asf

Seeing Tim live is on the top of my list of things to do when all of this nonsense is over.

@jasonharding1522

4 жыл бұрын

Saw him at a hole in the wall comedy club in NYC in 2017, it was clear he was going places

@edgarrincon3481

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll see you there

Please bring back the “I’m Timmy the trash can” intro

In the next life I want Tim to be my gay father.

@brendanwoodley7567

4 жыл бұрын

But....

Tim and Ray. Do a weekly "two bears" type show. WTF? Life in the big city.

@nickapalooza861

Жыл бұрын

That would be the best.... But they did have 150 podcasts exactly like that

My highlight of the week. Tim's Ray impression makes me laugh without fail every time.

Ffs, move Ray and Lucie out to LA. There's nothing better than Tim and Ray jibber jabbering.

@PlayNiceFolks

4 жыл бұрын

I know this makes me a simple person. But. I don't think I've ever not at least chuckled when Tim starts going "listen to me" as Ray.

@benmeadors6799

4 жыл бұрын

@@PlayNiceFolks LISCHENTOMAY

@PlayNiceFolks

4 жыл бұрын

@@benmeadors6799 shit, I was wondering the correct spelling of that. You fucking nailed it.

@easycrypt8057

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Ricardo Ray's mom is a psychopath who told her son that religious people suck off babies. Now we know why he's suicidal and morbidly obese

@jsp7218

4 жыл бұрын

Ray's episodes are always a whole new level. Tim needs to move Ray out to LA

You're the only thing keeping from entering a Dennys guns a blazing, thank you tim

" have you ever tried magic spoon cereal? "... "is it meat?"

Ben laughing in the background makes it much funnier. Meatballgate part hit hard lmao

You two are fkin BEAUTIFUL together. This is Podcast GOLD. Bless you both. You made me spit sausage xx

@carlosgeissendoerfer500

4 жыл бұрын

Sure... sausage.

Ray Kump and Tim Dillon together are hilarious. They edify each other. 🤣🤣🤣

Closest American comedian to degenerative Irish and Scottish sense of humour.

@___blaggard999___8

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah man 100%. I'm Irish love Scottish/Irish humour Kevin bridges people like that. But love Tim's style he's mad in the head 😁. Goes for the jugular no fucks given, that's the comedy i love Joey diaz etc.

@helenmckeown

4 жыл бұрын

Blaggard999-_- I never comment on shit but seeing a kevin Bridges fan on a Tim Dillon video when Im fae glasgow, yaaassss

@Might.B.Housey_

4 жыл бұрын

@@___blaggard999___8 you get it.

Tim spelled backwards is MIT. Even if he's from New York, my boy's wicked smaht.

TIM WHERE ARE THE JEWELS!

@jrowell2323

4 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t matter just fucking sell them!!!

@BlakeTimmonsArt

4 жыл бұрын

Hi Brian, I’m Tim’s supplier and I want you to know the jewels have arrived at his luxurious estate. The distribution of diamonds will go into phase 1 soon. Thank you for your patience Warn regards Jewels By Podcaster Tim Dillon PO Box Hidden Hills Calabasas California 78763

@declanh2314

4 жыл бұрын

Where Is your patience good things come to those who wait

This whole podcast is gold, but damn 1:02:47 had me rolling

@deezlesteezle

5 ай бұрын

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

one of the funniest things I have ever put in my ear holes. Great job, lads.

Ray Kump’s story truly changed what it means to be, “caught off guard” when watching a Podcast. Seeing Tim Dillon become uncomfortable and at a loss for words from hearing the last Ray Kump anecdote that only a witch doctor could find relatable. I tip my hat to Ray for telling the same story that only a Demon would use to one up other Demons stories at a party in Hell. I am laughing yet disturbed on a multitude of levels. Thanks Tim for another enlightening episode. I’m going to go take a shower now until I find some semblance of my prior self before it was lost to Ray Kump’s twisted room of mirrors story of his Mom’s Prayer Circle. May God Have Mercy On All of Our Souls. That’s Life in the Big City.

31:35 That blue angels rant was awesome. Still waiting for my jewels..

Tim where are the jewels

Magic Spoon is essentially dry dog food

@ronhitler-barassi2624

4 жыл бұрын

whatever, feed it to your dog, just make sure you use the promo code.

@asopher

4 жыл бұрын

Add milk

50:12 Tim and Ray talking about the ingredients in magic spoon cereal had me screaming! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

GET ME KUMP

Not going to lie, I really want Tim to create a psychotic Mr. Beast parody channel.

12:00 Tim talking about what he expects out of his fans had me in tears 😂😂😂

@mallorywhite5379

8 ай бұрын

Absolutely the best combination of words strung together that have ever existed in the American English language.

Meatball Gate is real!

Best way to end a Saturday night.

I made a lovely quiche today. I made it with Crisco and carroway seeds Life in the big city

I haven't laughed like that in a long time! This podcast is funnier than 99% of the comedy specials on Netflix!

I haven't gotten my Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon quite yet, however I've succeeded wildly in my extra-legal affairs since my initial investment. The prestige afforded to me through this opportunity has enabled me to be the real 'me' and strike down my enemies with furious anger. I'm simply prolific now.

Ray during the magic spoon ad was so good 😂😂😂

you dont need to hide who's worried about losing there hair you can just say bryan callen we all know

I'm going to buy a life in the big city t-shirt I'm just a little concerned i will be waiting for a long time for delivery as happened with the Jewels

25:35 Ray joins the show

Jesus... Ray's story about the crying baby.... HAHAHA WTF

@bluev7427

4 жыл бұрын

I know right?!!!! Tim’s reaction doubled the hilarious. Pretty much personified what I was feeling

Damnit I'm one of the lackluster 30 year olds he speaks of

@CH-ml4rz

4 жыл бұрын

I always play Civ 6 as I watch the new episode. They release sunday 7am for me. 35. Soooo 🤝

@raynevarez1680

4 жыл бұрын

#me too lol

@user-ck4yt3kv3p

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@timothysayers4845

4 жыл бұрын

Ha, I'm about to be in June. FML (great head of hair tho)

@thepeter3116

4 жыл бұрын

@@timothysayers4845 fuck yeah, long haired 30 year old geminis like us don't need personalities

"Is it meat?" 🤣🤣🤣😂🙏

After watching Tim Dillon I am COMPLETELY uninterested in repetitive dummy joe rogan

@brianbaumann5389

4 жыл бұрын

It's like doing pure cocaine after smoking weed, you can't go back

@richyq8786

4 жыл бұрын

One of my favorite comedians Tim Dillon. @TimJDillon Blocked me on twitter for making a simple Soros joke on reply to his PRO-Rioting tweet.. Jeez man when you thought you knew people! he replied and said i'll unblock you when you stop with this Q shit.. He removed me from his patreon after calling him out saying I was harassing/bullying him.

@jonnyh5858

4 жыл бұрын

@@richyq8786 get a job and get off his nuts then

@johnalvarez3604

4 жыл бұрын

RichyQ you sound like the saddest kind of person not gonna lie

@jordanfox3782

3 жыл бұрын

@@richyq8786 he should block you from his KZread as well

Supreme leader Kump

Greatest duo in history

Cancel Brendan Schaub

@arisingtide4974

4 жыл бұрын

The only cancellation I'm on board with. Dude needs to be dropped in an alligator pit.

@jsp7218

4 жыл бұрын

You were close. They got Delia & Callen so far

Such a curve ball at 59:00 😂😂😂

51:04 Ray’s exasperation: “what’s in it?!”

@philthedrill2244

2 жыл бұрын

52:28 “you wanna know ya wise ass?”

@philthedrill2244

2 жыл бұрын

59:00 prayer group story

Nothing is better than Tim+Kump and Ben's laugh

May have been one of the best Episodes YET.

I'm hooked on this show thank you Tim 😷😎🙌😍

Lol finally saw him get tripped up when he was talking about dating apps.

201 here we go

Tim is actually an amazing friend he's actually cheering Ray up who's going through hard times 😁

The entire magic spoon bit was gold

I miss Ray

This is for Ray: Milk Protein Blend (Milk Protein Isolate, Whey Protein Concentrate), Sweetener Blend (Allulose, Monk Fruit Extract, Stevia Glycosides), Oil Blend (High Oleic Sunflower Oil, Avocado Oil, Vitamin E (For Quality)), Tapioca Starch, Inulin (From Chicory Root), Natural Flavor, Salt, Turmeric Extract, Spirulina Extract, Vegetable Juice

The Tim Dillon Show is a beacon of hope and truth - desperately needed by the masses IN THESE UNCERTAIN TIMES. I’m 100% NOT writing this from a dimly lit basement in Langley.

The way Tim looks at Ben makes me jealous

Spotify’s gotta give this man his 80 mil ASAP because if they don’t they got another thing coming I’ll tell you that

Great stuff

Best ending to hell week in Tulsa.

Im so glad Tim got the BlueChew sponsorship

Hail Tim AND we love Ray!

The Tampa Bay Comedy Society will be disliking your videos until you do the presentation to the group

@jacobdieffenbach2375

4 жыл бұрын

*Cue slow jerk-off gesture*

NOTHING screams summer like touch free thermometers and jet skis 😩💦🔫

Tim is about to start selling Puple Nikes in his Merch shop!! For $100 you can get the entire kit with packs of Purple Flavored Kool Aid!! The Kool Aid/Flavor Aid comes with an instruction book on how to obtain cyanide for liability reasons.

Ray lives!

Only podcast that I don't skip adverts

"Buy Magic Spoon, because Ray Kump is curious"

its a fruity ribeye in every bite