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@Jbgro

4 жыл бұрын

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@Jbgro

4 жыл бұрын

Be sure to watch that

@wolfyeverywhere

4 жыл бұрын

What happen to magic spoon :)

@thelifeaquatica

4 жыл бұрын

Where can we find the big booth episode?

@liquidevidence4482

4 жыл бұрын

I bought a ridge wallet and now one of my parents respect me. Thanks Tim!!!

This guy....got better bits than most comics and he's just riffing....

@knightrider693

4 жыл бұрын

100% his shit's getting me thru this quarantine. I watched all em twice now lol

@ragnarlsonIII

4 жыл бұрын

@@knightrider693 fer shurr, b.

@DavidWayneComedy

4 жыл бұрын

He's that good at stand up it comes off as riffing, but trust me, these thoughts haunt him in his sleep, and he needs to tell/yell at strangers about them.

@couchman-sw6jy

4 жыл бұрын

David Wayne Hes one of the few standups that have a podcast and have actually funny stand up comedy too.

@JesusHComedy

4 жыл бұрын

First Podcast comedian that is funnier in podcasts than in Standup

Literally can’t get enough of this dude how isn’t he the biggest comic in the world.

@amiracleone2803

3 жыл бұрын

Because life sucks and is full of sellouts. Art imitates life so Art Sucks and is full of sellouts. Now you know and knowing is half the battle.

@raymondrussell4728

3 жыл бұрын

I think Bruce Bruce is the biggest comic of all time. TD is the man.

@nurpiet

3 жыл бұрын

Because most people don't have any common sense or taste in their body

@thedogs3467

2 жыл бұрын

Well because this isn’t stand up comedy. This is podcasting. He’s new special wasn’t even good enough to release in whole. They are just doing clips. He’s the goat comic podcaster. But stand up is a different game

@amiracleone2803

8 ай бұрын

@@lisamari941 yeah you know that?

"I thought being a domestic abuser was a fixed personality" tim with the hitters as usual

"Politics is just sports for people that are older"

@achumarevolution

4 жыл бұрын

"Politics is show biz for ugly people"

@karljonson3287

4 жыл бұрын

For people who don't like any sport also.

@PlayNiceFolks

4 жыл бұрын

@@karljonson3287 you're just an old soul brohiem

@PlayNiceFolks

4 жыл бұрын

@@karljonson3287 also. You do like a sport. There is no way that none of them enter into the category of "I like this"

@PlayNiceFolks

4 жыл бұрын

@@achumarevolution Shemp Howard of Three Stooges fame had a manager/publicist whom created a "Shemp=ugliest man in Hollywood" as a way to get better reputation. True story

TIM DILLON- Most People are Animals.. EVERYONE- NODS IN Agreement.

@troyr1210

4 жыл бұрын

You're an animal

@peypey7365

3 жыл бұрын

@@troyr1210 No you.

@TrollHiddenCave

3 жыл бұрын

We literally are all animals we think that just because we're kind of smart and we have hands were no longer animals No we're still animals

@HangedMunchkinTruther

4 ай бұрын

E

Much like Rudolph, Tim's red nose will lead us through the fog of this virus.

@puddintaine4556

4 жыл бұрын

Praise God.

@Stbuster31

4 жыл бұрын

scamdemic*

@alexl.4362

3 жыл бұрын

Amen.

@D34D22

3 жыл бұрын

@@Stbuster31 Penis*

@BlazRa

2 жыл бұрын

@@D34D22 vagina*

This man is the example of the thin line between a genius and a madman ... and I want more of him RIGHT freekin NOW

Tim, you are the light at the end of the tunnel for me, your dark humor is awe-inspiring. So glad I discovered you off the JRE podcast lols!

The real midnight gospel

I thought tonight was a bust... until i got this alert... thanks Mr. Dillon.

@DeShawnaldTrump

4 жыл бұрын

You mean Dr. Dillon. He’s a virologist

@skinnypat_

4 жыл бұрын

Tim dillion will go down in HISTORY!

@damienmarshall7247

4 жыл бұрын

@@skinnypat_ As the worlds most entertaining immunologist.

@damienmarshall7247

4 жыл бұрын

@Django Fett yes... yes, it was. 🥜

@NycDelivers

4 жыл бұрын

@Bill Rodgers weeeed maannn

The Homeless Guy Graduation Speech Rant should be put in a time capsule

@nonofyourbusiness7631

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a hilarious skit. Tim needs his own cartoon haha

@CameronForbes

4 жыл бұрын

Starts at 54:51

@DylanCure

3 жыл бұрын

@@CameronForbes thank you

I miss this chemistry between Tim and Ben. It's a shame that they split

Here comes Tim Dillon with the facts.

@joeblow1006

4 жыл бұрын

When I think facts. I think Tim Dillon

@shoegazer5451

4 жыл бұрын

Does he have sources though?!

@user-tu2dr3ny6x

4 жыл бұрын

HE HAS THE DOCUMENTS

@benmeadors6799

4 жыл бұрын

He's a board certified epidemiologist

Who ever disliked this video was the guy with corona ordering a poki bowl

@keanurodriguez9232

4 жыл бұрын

Skinny P all 65 of dem order poke bowls from door dash

Im not even from America, and this dude is killing it

@RichardRatner.1972

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed! I'm from the U.K & I'm recently a big fan, stay safe kind regards Richard

"You are a pre-existing condition" is this generation's "You are traffic"

Tim looks like he could be the commercial spokesperson for Ford Motor Company.

@ITJustMeKG

4 жыл бұрын

Oldsmobile...

@absentstars474

4 жыл бұрын

Mobility scooters

@buddymoore6504

4 жыл бұрын

If that spokesman was selling the all new ford Festiva

@jmtas4

4 жыл бұрын

Or a bottle of Brendan Schowb's Big Brown Whiskey

@brencelt

4 жыл бұрын

@@jmtas4 or his CBD goop,or black rifle bullshit coffee he doesn't drink

Im so glad you did the "Hero" rant!!!

@paulcarmi8130

3 жыл бұрын

I work at a gas station and people thank me for it now... Feels fake... Because it is

Earlier tonight Soder said Tim is like a union boss that gained too much power and I can’t stop thinking about how that is a perfect description

@giddyserious7489

4 жыл бұрын

Lol..Where did he say that?

@fuckyoutube2326

2 жыл бұрын

I love when they were getting ice cream and Dan was helping Tim with sprinkles, and Tim told him to be careful. “Oh I know, to you these are like diamonds.” -Dan Soder on Tim Dillon and sprinkles lmao

'The indispensable role of tv in the fabric of people's lives' is maybe the most horrific phrase i've heard

@savagetruthercritic8646

4 жыл бұрын

Omfg this CANNOT be overstated! It's fvck1ng SACCHARIN!

Been thinking a lot, of late, about that speech the Joker gives a hospitalized Harvey in Dark Knight. That people are only as good as the world allows them to be. Kind of like Josh Homme realizing "No One Knows" before he hit 30, I'm simultaneously awe-struck, and a little wary, of people who possess that level of insight.

Someone call Rogan in to fact check everything said on this podcast.

@narcoskeptic

4 жыл бұрын

He'll just start crying about how great a guy Bill Gates is

@vimenyavsezaebali

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@kingheart9555

3 жыл бұрын

This aged well after watching Alex Jones interview Rogan on “b a n n e d (dot) v i d e o. Sorry had to type the site name like that or commie tube would shadow ban the comment. It’s a really good show too. It was hilarious and they got high as a kite and drank a whole bottle of whiskey. Joe was in rare form, but at one point he literally defended bill gates

Tims nose is redpilling us instead of him

I love when Tim butchers words and makes them better @15:11 “Neandrathal”

Someday I'm going to be rich enough to go on human hunting safaris with Bill Gates & Mark Zuckerberg

@devantepoe2684

4 жыл бұрын

Levels to this shit

@amiracleone2803

3 жыл бұрын

That's the dream lol.

The Tim Dillon Show is straight up exactly how podcasts should be! His stream of consciousness is so perfect, and hilarious. I always want more! Thanks Mr. Dillon!

@bobbybush1750

4 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't exactly call it straight

Some people call me a "Hero" I'll prefer to say "essential"

@Stbuster31

4 жыл бұрын

I prefer to say people who were given gag orders

"We have people in Burkas and gay icons on the wall." - Tim Dillon 2020

@Krash845

4 жыл бұрын

Earthling that's a restaurant I would eat at

We need 2 podcasts a week Tim

@lewa9575

4 жыл бұрын

Patreon

@yegorzakharov8514

3 жыл бұрын

@@lewa9575 then make it three 😂

@marcusdonahue7124

3 жыл бұрын

In this economy? Why don't we just buy the NFT, and then we'll see about extra episodes in the next quarter.

Has Tim ever talked about how he got sober? His style seems to comfort me so maybe his advice about sobriety could help

@andrewlaco1776

4 жыл бұрын

You're just one phone call away from getting right brother.

@jwolff1991

4 жыл бұрын

He's definitely talked about sobriety, rehab, and his experiences on either side of those two things. Just from memory, check out the episodes "The Florida Project" and "Brownie Boat." They're both on youtube

@CGJ703

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks guys

@WitzyZed

4 жыл бұрын

Prof C His 1st episode on the Honeydew (audio only) talked about it, too. He was on a jury for a murder trial & that’s where he turned it around.

@larl-earson

4 жыл бұрын

just drink coffee

Tim Dillon needs to be protected at all costs. It’s rare when someone pops into existence and is THIS funny. He’s a natural belly-turner 🤣😂 I can’t breathe from laughing so damn much.

@amiracleone2803

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah protect him from milkshakes and big macs before he kills himself.

@D34D22

3 жыл бұрын

@@amiracleone2803 😂😂😂bruh

Tim, you're not the comedian we want, but you're one we deserve.

Cheesecake line just killed me!!

55:23 the greatest rant ive heard in days

I got shot, but luckily the bullet was deflected by my wallet. Thanks Ridge Wallet :)

@alexmendoza9645

3 жыл бұрын

Yummmm

25 people have no appreciation for a perfectly set stone.

What I really really like about Tim's podcast is the sidekick guy. I watch him laugh and I replay what Tim says. He gives his laugh out only when tim says something deservingly funny. And that's the best part of the podcast. Keep it going man!

Been waiting all day!!

Well it's official: This is the best podcast out right now.

Tim Dillon....you have become top 10 in my books in less than a week. A damn killer.

Sneaky edit at 5:02, what are you hiding from us Tim. Has Hillary got you?

@Nicole-rj4xz

4 жыл бұрын

Well spotted!

@nonofyourbusiness7631

4 жыл бұрын

Yup. From there on in its obvious hes a body double. RIP Tim Dillon

Tim Dillon: The greatest philosopher of our time

Thank you Doctor Dillon for your service.

Thanks for that commencement speech Tim, just graduated, glad I got to hear the truth

How awesome would it be to have a comedian rant at you every week

Tim is the best when he’s alone with Ben!!!!!

I need to have a *SIT DOWN* MEAL!

@TrollHiddenCave

3 жыл бұрын

No you must stay on the small trampoline while eating!!! Jump JuMp JUMP!!!! AWHA MWHAHAHA

These need to quadruple in length so I can finally quit Rogan and come here full time

I woke people up laughing at that sign off. Thanks Tim.

Dude this is the only podcast where I laugh out loud more times than I can count

thank you for giving me a break from my depression

Tim 🔥

You can tell tim loves New York...moves to Calafornia goes to Manhattan beach....

"Suicide goes up, I like that"

Best part of the week let alone weekend. The real truth and reason, which is naturally combined with the real and best comedy. He doesn't have to pander to others here unlike other collaborations.

Life in the big city

Tim "I look like a healthy teenager" Dillon

@TrollHiddenCave

3 жыл бұрын

He literally looks 50 lol

The ‘zillion’ part had my crying.

I love it when the producer guy tries not to get hysterical 🤣❤️

Tim easily has one of the most entertaining and funny podcasts in the world, keep it up man. Legend 👏

the point Tim makes about artists and 400 different kinds of cheese cake is so true xD

Yeah, give me the fine. I'm not walking across a street twice for anyone.

@jayyb1832

4 жыл бұрын

Facts. I would cough once in his directions and walk away. What's he gonna do ?

@tl7338

4 жыл бұрын

@Saul Gewddman ok.

@larl-earson

4 жыл бұрын

Saul Gewddman found the cop

Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely!

@DavidLLambertmobile

4 жыл бұрын

If you want to measure someone's character or see who they are give them power, 💲💲💲.

Heroin dealers are still serving, they are essential

Fun saudi show: La Yekthar - has english subtitles.

Tim Dillon is one of my favorite comic!

Every line is hilarious

He's incredible, I haven't stopped listening for months honestly

This man is a national treasure, he must be protected at all costs

Tim looks like Tiger Woods except gay

Thank you for keep on keeping on Tim! Big fan from Denmark!

"I look like a healthy teenager" Let me help you with that Dillon. "I look like a teenager" There I fixed it.

My overnight security shift just started and this big fat boiled cabbage shows up on my feed !

@DavidLLambertmobile

4 жыл бұрын

Tim Dillon spits truth 💣...

Dillon is a hero because he works at staples

I just found Tim. He’s comedic gold! Absolutely hysterical.

man its scary how accurate he is...

Oh God, I'm 20 minutes in and the 'fixed personality trait' stuff has me in stitches

Did anyone get their Delivery package recently? Oh? I’m not a god damned hero package handler!

New subscriber. Will be one of my new favourite pods. Great show one of my favourite people

Tim "The God" Dillon 😂😂 dude is hands down the best comic right now

I knew Tim would come with the quality quarantine material

i went out to a fast food place for the first time in 2 months and now i’m extremely paranoid i’m dying silently

Health Privilege is, 100 PERCENT coming soon, that's been brewing for the past few years, with the body positive, BRAVE movement. Tim Dillion is a true visionary.

@katknable3024

3 жыл бұрын

It's already a thing.

SPOT ON with the stupid celebrities giving us "news".

Man, his bits on brownshirts, heroes, rock formations etc were brewing in my mind for a long time. I need a friend like this to confirm my biases

He even looks like a clown now. So funny.

Fishing with Dynamite is one my fav restos in MB. Best Oysters Ever!!

This looks like it was recorded in the early 90s.

@knightrider693

4 жыл бұрын

Its part of the charm lol

Tim you are truly COVID-19 because it is hard for me to breathe with how hard i'm laughing

"I'm gonna give money to Candace Owens soon"....man, I fell out 35:55

Crying laughing. Thank you Tim! 🙌

Just a simple burger, grass under your feet, a friend or two, nice backyard w/ a pool!!! That's right tell em Tim!!

"They don't know anything about the news... but they'll have a bunch of offensive opinions." "Yes."

I can't wait to see a great masterpiece of his some day cuz this guy is just so naturally funny as hell

This was absolutely great.

“You know what a guy I met told me? ‘You know what I do? I provide drugs to The Rolling Stones.’ And then I said ‘No Way! put Keith Richards on the phone!’ And then he got Keith Richards on the phone and I played him ‘Satisfaction’ and he liked it. So what if he’s a drug dealer? You never know.”

"Everyone one in my family tries to destroy me, at every moment" I felt that lol

Such a great episode as always 🔥🔥🔥

I was at the supermarket bakery section last month, so about 2 weeks after the lockdown started, and I overhead a customer saying to one of the staff who was loading bread loaves onto a shelf: "Thank you so much for what you're doing for us. You guys are so courageous." I looked at the guy with his hands full of bread and he just half smiles and goes, "Uh, thanks."