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Tim goes off on people's sick obsession with pets, having Kyle Kashuv on the podcast, office Christmas parties, and navigating the holidays sober.
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@bababooboo2057
4 жыл бұрын
#firesusanCEOwojcicki
@bababooboo2057
4 жыл бұрын
sorry but had to use you for an experiment. i was shadowbanned and wanted to test YT algorithms.... a certain phrase is completely removed by YT by ME. im just laughing my A$$ off. #firesusanCEOwojcicki is ok but if i removed the CEO part it wont show up at all...... but regular comments are ok. so i had to use you for your low comment rate and private window to see what YT banned me for...... there should be 4 comments not 3
@guitarsmoke3669
4 жыл бұрын
The Tim Dillon Show Kyle kashuv is on Twitter saying you were grooming him.
@andrewlaco1776
4 жыл бұрын
Cautious, careful, neat killing via Tim's Charger.
@andrewlaco1776
4 жыл бұрын
49:30. But stay away from MY fam. FLIPSIDE Wallet is TODA MADRE.
Ben’s laugh is essential to the show.
@61butthatsaveragehere87
4 жыл бұрын
Best guest ever
@dogzer
4 жыл бұрын
He barely speaks lol that’s so funny but he’s esssential
@ToiletDestroyerr
4 жыл бұрын
When Ben laughs you know it’s funny, he hears Tim all day lol
@cosmoseinfeld1
3 жыл бұрын
I have loved listening to these podcasts this past few weeks, I've been working my way backwards through the archive. Ben's laugh is like a constant bookmark for the best parts of the show. I agree he's essential to what makes these episodes great. Obviously he's replaceable to a certain degree, and Tim could do well without him, but I think I share the strong feeling that the fans have, that we hope Tim sticks with Ben because he means a lot to us!
@DanielM1224
3 жыл бұрын
I can't do it without him
You're the best guest on everyone's podcast.
@briztevan
4 жыл бұрын
Big facts
@CH-ml4rz
4 жыл бұрын
Yes! I’ve watched some shit - only for Tim
@joeybrisk1869
4 жыл бұрын
Truth
@henricksenn22
4 жыл бұрын
Dude on Joe’s he kills the exchange. It’s like a series of bits I can’t get up laughing type of way. God bless
@cecilyt006
3 жыл бұрын
I thought I was just biased, but I have thrown them on for others and their minds are blown.
That whole Christmas party rant hit too close to home...Life in the big city
@stellar7760
4 жыл бұрын
The Dork Knight right?! I was laughing hysterically and on the verge of tears, at the same time; but so it goes in the big city.
@centurionl
3 жыл бұрын
It was all a hypothetical
@BennyHueENT
2 жыл бұрын
@@centurionl you've been bit
@morningstar9233
10 ай бұрын
Same for me in 2023. Only my Christmas parties are so straight I have to get a few drinks in before I show up or back at work you're considered an alcoholic. Which I probably am, but why give them ammunition?
The image of Tim scolding two cats is fantastic.
Tim Dillion is an American Treasure, God bless Him.
@johnallen1311
4 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon makes over $100k a year on Patreon alone and he should be strung up with Bezos and the rest of the 1%. Amy "Big Bitch" Klobuchar 2020!!!
@rayn_0ff
4 жыл бұрын
@@johnallen1311 deserves every penny
@Camcamthankyoumaam
3 жыл бұрын
@viewz de im illogical
@Camcamthankyoumaam
3 жыл бұрын
Un ikokokkopkookkokokokkoomkoo
@Camcamthankyoumaam
3 жыл бұрын
@juan toscano koi
I can’t imagine what Tim’s therapist has to sit and listen to.
@lordswaggity1213
4 жыл бұрын
You mean the twinks he sucks off while they eat dominoes?
@glyn5385
4 жыл бұрын
he is his own therapist, one is not needed to sort ones own shit out if you have a brain.. therapy is for weak people
@gregdavory
4 жыл бұрын
We are his therapist
@nonbinarybull320
4 жыл бұрын
he is performing here
@TheIgby8776
4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewsmith5757 no.
One of the hidden gems of this channel man. He said it himself, top episodes are audio only.
I'm very new to sobriety. This helps me hugely. Thanks man
Tim is the most underrated human ever
This really hit hard, when I'm listening to this hung over after an office Christmas party...
@frama5607
4 жыл бұрын
Sobriety is a great thing.
@John-uj7jz
4 жыл бұрын
@@frama5607 damn, I really left this comment 8 months ago thinking 2020 would be a good year 😂
@Calyrekt
3 жыл бұрын
@@John-uj7jz FR
@SnozberriesTasteLikeSnozberrys
7 ай бұрын
@@John-uj7jzhow about now? 😂
@John-uj7jz
7 ай бұрын
@@SnozberriesTasteLikeSnozberrys you know what, it still holds up 😂😂
"Its not going to get better" Tim Dillon
"For people who want to wear their partners skin." - BlueChew
@AlugerGaming
4 жыл бұрын
“Remember when your goo bazooka was always at the ready?” -BlueChew
As a guy from Long Island I'm so happy this guy is blowing up. Not because I'm proud of Long Island, but because he describes it perfectly and shits all over it in the most hilarious way.
42:40 😂 hysterical. His words are his paintbrush. An artist
these podcasts are getting more and more depressing as time goes on, but hey...life in the big city
@MasterTrickShot
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂I mean travel or go outside. The world hasn’t exactly gotten LESS depressing
@tamapajamas
4 жыл бұрын
This was written pre coronavirus, too.
@carlosreyes3620
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. I'm hearing all the episodes in order and it still relates
I could listen to this guy all day, he is hilarious and I bet he blows up big in the podcast world.
@Scarhandz
2 жыл бұрын
He's gonna be big some day.
@CoolAdam247
2 жыл бұрын
Romanus The Nostradamus 😎👍🏼
@bayareaomg
2 жыл бұрын
you called it
The sigh after he finds out the angel isn't black lmfao
@CH-ml4rz
4 жыл бұрын
Nice catch 😂
22:45 Alcohol or no, the accuracy of insufferable coworkers described here is too real.
The way he improvises and says some of the funniest shit so quickly and properly educate any haters and sensitive people on how to listen and appreciate comedy at the same time.. it blows my mind.
Perfect Timing Just got home with beer and chips.
49:43 idk why but I absolutely love this spot in the ridge ad as well as the kid on the bike at the end
That Ridge advert was an art piece
@cascadeblue7268
2 жыл бұрын
I about shit my pants I was laughing so hard!
@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059
Жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
My dad is divorced, never remarried, has five cats, and is perpetually broke. It drives me insane.
@katknable3024
3 жыл бұрын
What's his number? I'll be your stepmom
@Kyle-xt8ip
3 жыл бұрын
@@katknable3024 lol
@briang9386
3 жыл бұрын
So your pops has turned into a crazy cat lady??? 🙄🙄😬
@pcarnold9
3 жыл бұрын
Ur dad is a woman
@Kyle-xt8ip
3 жыл бұрын
@@pcarnold9 I'd love to see you tell him that. Anyhow funny comment. I was asking for that one.
“I also liked Scrooged.” Hahaha, yes!
@paulfroelich1024
3 жыл бұрын
He has them ranked perfectly.
I like that Tim stays as bitter, cynical and hilarious as he was back in NYC.
I'm totally not a Fed. "Please take a seat on the couch over there. Tell me what you know about this Q Anon fella..."
I had my office christmas party on Friday night and this rant was spot on
Damn that transition at the climax of his heartfelt speech, on the key to sobriety, all leading up to the Ridge wallet ad😂😂😂
Your rants are the easiest to digest, most lucid one's out there.
This is why I live now
my fav office Christmas party. It was the day before the holiday weekend with Christmas on Monday. They tell us on Tuesday when we return to work they will be telling some of us that you are getting laid off. I still remember the one guy who did end up getting the axe joking with the boss that it wouldn't be him. So they sent us all home to worry about getting laid off, Merry Christmas!
I am thankful that Tim Dillon exists, something special about this guy. Has a lot to say and says it thoughtfully... cheers Tim keep it up!
Tell Joe Rogan agreeing with your guest doesn't make a good episode
@melvinbutters2865
4 жыл бұрын
Rogan shut him down on the episode prior saying he was done with conspiracy jokes but after Epstein he gave him the floor so not a mystery that Rogan concedes to the superior comic.
God damn it the holiday party bit hits too close to home.
@DuluthHap
3 жыл бұрын
Denise, ya I know
Cheers to all of you out there whom are also cursed with the ol’ “self-awareness.” Here’s to hoping this simulation causes our avatars to meet one another! Life in the Big Simulation!
@MasterTrickShot
4 жыл бұрын
Stellar Celeste I fw the vibe of this bc it’s how I felt since a kid even through gang banging and tryna pretend like college is worth it but more likely than not we’ve all been put on a list that by 2030 we’ll all disappear without a trace or be straight up killed for being “political descendants” in our eventual technocracy. Es Lo que es 😂😂
@michaeljohnson8329
4 жыл бұрын
Tay Loc 44 Steel pipe Tay Loc wei zhong shien
@MasterTrickShot
4 жыл бұрын
michael johnson just a Young Leroy doing a character piece about tyranny 😂😂😂
@andrewlaco1776
4 жыл бұрын
@@MasterTrickShot La Onda es toda madre carnal...
@RoosterOvenMittz6969
Жыл бұрын
I'm 3 years late but cheers, theres still some of us out here cursed with the vision to see the simulation, hope all is Stellar with you! ☺
The Christmas party rant was accurate and funny and poignant all at the same time. BRILLIANT stuff. Fantastic episode!
That black angel in 'it's a wonderful life' was a real inspiration to me throughout my childhood. lol
Die Hard is the best Xmas movie.
@cornjobb
4 жыл бұрын
"brazil" is the best xmas movie
I also have great memories of getting drunk and snorting lines in the bathroom at Christmas parties. The month of December was always so fun and blurry in my 20s.
LOVE Ben’s laugh - hearing Ben laugh always makes me laugh more. Sending love to you Timmy from sunny Wales 🏴 xx
Bet episode yet Timmy. Thank you for the laughs.
Tim is awesome! Ads every 3 minutes is brutal!! Unless Dillon says them. Best in the biz.
Tim did you ever listen to Rush Limbaugh back in the day? You could be his radio love child. Your styles are so similar
@Giovanni-nj1xo
3 жыл бұрын
Previously Tim has credited Rush as an big influence growing up
49:44 Now THIS is how to advertise!
@DvylikaVilkai
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
Life in the big city
Might be the best episode yet. A fucking tour de force. Tim reminds me of what initially turned me onto comedy when I was like 12-13 years old; shades of the Stern show's more raucous, sharp moments, and comics from the late 90s that were quick, fun, inventive, and smart. He's an Aquarius, of course he's exceptional.
Tim is my new hero! What a talent - I hope he goes far!
Another week: another video... op, nope, no video. You know I’ll watch regardless but come on, Ben!
@CH-ml4rz
4 жыл бұрын
Benny Mcbarksen no thats the old ones bcuz of one of the ads
@stellar7760
4 жыл бұрын
Benny Mcbarksen Is that so? I haven’t heard anything about this. I recall Tim saying they couldn’t get permission to film in most places in LA but this podcast was in his house; I think Tim could have arranged some things and filmed this for us.
I am not saying ban dogs but they should be harder to get. They should do an extensive background check before letting you have one.
It's a wonderful life in the big city
Good lord, the blue chew commercial is the highlight of this episode. We should be listening to Dennis.
best ads out there
Tim from 165-180 tells great personal stories from his life.
How about this. My dad quit smoking inside for the cats! He smoked inside for the duration of my entire childhood. The vet got into him about smoking inside with the cats and he quit smoking inside. It amazes me. 😂😂😂😂😊
Thank you Tim, you make me feel less alone
Two minutes into the podcast and I've already shit myself from laughing.
@couchman-sw6jy
4 жыл бұрын
He said he's pro school shooting lmfao
@AndrewYANGGANG
4 жыл бұрын
@Django Fett yo hmu and you can get some too!
i have the same birthday as tim. swear this guy relates to me wayyy to much. im living his younger life
“And I’m like… No.. no they’re not.” Fucking hilarious
This is the best thing I've ever heard.
@gratefullyliving6576
4 жыл бұрын
@Django Fett well...that's good then bc this IS great
@sealevelbear
4 жыл бұрын
Django Fett Most of his fans are smarter than this one.
I’ve been waiting for the new upload like a psychopath hitting the refresh button on his KZread page. I need my fix.
Jesus h christ im only at the 37 min mark and Tim is in Rant mode of the highest degree. Fucking awesome!
1 of the best in the podcasting game, good ep.
This is a great Monday on-the-way-to-work podcast. If you can get away with it, listen to it at work.
Tim, Was Dennis his real name? If so, that’s fucked because I know the Dennis. He used to live in a van in my relatives driveway sometime in the early 2000s. Please confirm this because I have sooo many stories about him.
@claybowlproductions
2 жыл бұрын
Dude let’s hear it !
@claybowlproductions
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Dennis was his real name
@Vvedderspoon
2 жыл бұрын
@@claybowlproductions you knew him too?
Lenin had a cat and Hitler a dog and look how much good they did the world
@limabean4581
4 жыл бұрын
And most pedophiles and serial killers kill pets soo?
@sealevelbear
4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
Holy fuck, I didn’t know other people had a life like mine.
@FernandoPerez-us1rp
Жыл бұрын
You ain't that special
the ridge wallet ad at 45:43 is the highlight of this show
Tim. Get that queerbait that laughs in the background to film and edit video.
Weaponize Tim Dillon now
This podcast has changed my life
I would love an episode where Tim jsut goes on 4chan and discusses Q Anon
i miss the 80s xmas parties - the most excessive, memorable one the company provided live music, walk around "nutcracker" characters and gave away a cruise, a trip to italy, and a trip to sweden. drinks and huge shrimp. miss those over-the-top 80s - jesus.
I jog to this tim. really hard to keep my fat ass in motion when you're talking about smothering your pets and kids. that shit is funny
Tim Dillon is the fucking best. I can listen to him trash everything for hours on end.
One of the best yet!!! Keep it up
I live in a fraternity. We decorated our tree with condoms and beer cans. I thought it was unbecoming but put it on my instagram anyway. Listening to this podcast reminded me how depraved we are. Thanks man.
Tim dillion's words hit me in the soul
9:53 😂 “We wish you a Merry Christmas, here is an AK-47.”
Who else is only here for the ridge wallet ad reads?
This ep has my favorite ridge wallet ad
@tylergriffin6872
Жыл бұрын
49:43 my absolute favorite part
@drewk7877
Жыл бұрын
@@tylergriffin6872 tru
tim dillon: isolate your way to success!
You are 100% correct on the PQ (Pet Question)
Lmao at the ridge wallet ad ‘We provide you entertainment..do you wanna go back to watching Jimmy Kimmel?’
The amount of ads on this make me regret not paying for my KZread premium this month. I am too lazy to get up to go to the computer and play this where I have ad blocker.
When he said basement apartment with crappy counters not in jail i cringed
Damn son. Tim spot on with this one.
I'm middle aged and I've come to loathe the holidays. I wish I could disappear. But, I'm responsible for others. Cheers. 🍻
"things are not as bad as they used to be"
Ben’s laugh should be the new universal laugh track for all shows.
LMFAOOOO !!! MY CATS FIGHT ALL THE TIME CUZ THE MALE WANTS THAT HITTER
Timmy the trashcan is the best
The best xmas movie: THE REF.
Brave guy, giving Oscar a signal boost
I actually listen to the ads when Tim does them. Skip them everywhere else.
@mrinfinitemonkeycage5668
2 жыл бұрын
Hahaha every one does. The Pig is king
oscar's favorite xmas flick is the ice harvest
@imnotracistbut-9559
3 жыл бұрын
You’re a very profound person
Best Christmas movie is National Lampoons: Christmas Vacation.
It's a Wonderful life.
Tim Dillon is our Virgil, we must Ascend through all the smoke and urgency into our Godhood, out of the Underworld and put Cambazola and Saga Blue on our grassfed ribeyes, so we have cooler dreams. Boomer posting before dawn yet again, on the last day of Utubes. Be well everyone and check out the RedGreen Show for some wholesome Canadian Fudd vibes. That melatonin better kick in before I start naming the boooooooooop, I mean JP. (Fluttery Kermit Voice) Just pulled myself out of the belly of a whale cause I ate broccoli. Oh Goodness, Bucko...
Tim Dillon hits different if you’re from Long Island if you know you know