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157 - Cancel Your Family
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Tim was on fire during the porch era
@tftreplay
3 жыл бұрын
not the same without the porch
@SHACOBES123
3 жыл бұрын
He needs to move back to L.A. I feel like he has lost a little bit of his zeal for the show since he moved to Austin. Maybe it's just me
@tftreplay
3 жыл бұрын
@@SHACOBES123 yeah, he's gotta accept he's an LA guy
@ryanjones1902
3 жыл бұрын
@@SHACOBES123 he is moving back soon
@jakw97
2 жыл бұрын
@@SHACOBES123 Nice to hear more people think he was better in different "eras". I like what he does now aswell but he had another type of energy when he had not made it yet. Great pod btw
The porch era is untouchable. We need a “best of the porch” episode.
@trentjung8035
Жыл бұрын
Nothin but facts
@matthewlivingston3568
Жыл бұрын
Would be at least a 4 hour straight pod of porch gold. It’s needs to happen
@owenhunt
Жыл бұрын
This whole podcast itself was flawless
@jishnubasavaraju8038
Жыл бұрын
Its undoubtedly bomb disney world, I think. Feral is close second
@coloradomotion1836
Жыл бұрын
@@jishnubasavaraju8038 when he talks about Disney World before his parents divorced was pure genius.
Screaming into a microphone on a porch does it for me.
@scottp.548
4 жыл бұрын
Alone in a closet might be better.
@jealouslosers1471
4 жыл бұрын
And the neighbors must luv it
@mika274
3 жыл бұрын
Sleeping on the bed and screaming into a microphone also works for me
@DannySullivanMusic
2 жыл бұрын
for sure. totally, totally correct man
@isaactuuri6488
Жыл бұрын
porch
i like the porch cuz i know the neighbors hear it
@buschtrout1499
2 жыл бұрын
It would be so cool to be neighbors with this guy. I’d tune in from the comfort of the darkest part of my lawn.
@Molloy1951
2 жыл бұрын
Da Best! 😂
@Winn-Daniel
2 жыл бұрын
That's appropriation theft.
You can listen to any episode and it ages wonderfully.
@Impeach_the_queen
3 жыл бұрын
So true😂
@DannySullivanMusic
2 жыл бұрын
totally. totally true!!
@isaactuuri6488
Жыл бұрын
wonder
@kr50401
Жыл бұрын
here in the immediate post-ben era, and your words are evergreen. should be etched in stone ❤
@ambassador8524
Жыл бұрын
Agree, I can listen to H.Stern and it’s the same feeling. Timeless.
This is when Tim was Hungry and it’s next level.
@Matanumi
Жыл бұрын
It was next level for sure
@endsdio4834
Жыл бұрын
What’s the time frame of these next level episodes?
@CatnamedMittens
Жыл бұрын
@@endsdio4834the porch era
@anthonyorlowski8268
3 ай бұрын
He dosent look hungry lol
@rockinrandy4428
Ай бұрын
Tim has never stopped being hungry and never will be. Of I mean appetite wise
I actually listen to the Sunday podcast on my porch while I eat breakfast and enjoy it. It’s like I’m there. Because my life has no joy.
@nickcitron2369
4 жыл бұрын
Your life having no joy is my joy 😋
@saraforney3940
4 жыл бұрын
Heroin is joyful you might wanna look into it
@nickcitron2369
4 жыл бұрын
@@saraforney3940 drugs are bad....mmmk 😋
@jealouslosers1471
4 жыл бұрын
No with covid does your life have joy??
@jealouslosers1471
4 жыл бұрын
@@saraforney3940 lol.. Do u love life??
I needed this tonight. Stay on that porch.
@isaactuuri6488
Жыл бұрын
stay
It's a nice porch, stay on the porch!
In retrospect, canceling the fam was one of the best decisions I ever made.
@fuckyoutube2326
2 жыл бұрын
Leave the pedo drug addicts behind and get that sweet porch after you start that fake business you’ve always wanted. This is the way.
@isaiahm2044
2 жыл бұрын
I didnt take it seriously now im doing it 3 years later
@DannySullivanMusic
2 жыл бұрын
indeed. utterly right!
@LightBeing369
2 жыл бұрын
3yrs in to the cancelling and loving the peace & quiet✌😄
@isaactuuri6488
Жыл бұрын
made
I think people love the porch because it's immersive.
@SlipperyMooseCakes
3 жыл бұрын
It’s provocative. It gets the people going
@parkergauthier5238
3 жыл бұрын
It actually happens to be the transcendental amalgamation of a multitude of perceptions that happen to all collide at a particular unifying point
@adamgardener8624
3 жыл бұрын
I like the palm trees
@buschtrout1499
2 жыл бұрын
@@adamgardener8624 me too
@dakneezbeez8844
Жыл бұрын
@@parkergauthier5238 what did u just say to me
Most underrated podcast ever
The energy that lays here , dormant until clicked on and unleashed into the mortal realms.
I love this podcast because it reminds me of how my ex wife used to yell at me and tell me im worthless
@lc1102
Жыл бұрын
Omg lmfao
@isaactuuri6488
Жыл бұрын
ex wife
@show_me_your_kitties
Жыл бұрын
Well.. was she wrong?
@snowfrosty1
Жыл бұрын
@@show_me_your_kitties yikes, victim blaming much?
@jessickalush3305
Жыл бұрын
@@snowfrosty1 It was just a question
Shoulda never left the porch Tim. Studio world ate you up
@vaughncollins1386
2 ай бұрын
I think he already ate the studio.
@computerblue1271
2 ай бұрын
"Everyone has a studio." All the more reason to not get a studio.
2024 and I’m cancelling my family
@adamvoss4402
2 ай бұрын
How’d they take 😂…? Oh that’s right who cares
Tim truly taps into a comedy flow state talking about the zeitgeist of our reality. It’s a beautiful thing.
@nickcitron2369
4 жыл бұрын
Beautifully said, it's wonderful
@isaactuuri6488
Жыл бұрын
truly
The porch is amazing and this podcast is oddly changing my life...
@nickcitron2369
4 жыл бұрын
Right?!! Thats what I'm thinkin'. Good for us
@nix3001
3 жыл бұрын
I’m late to the party but I agree
@CRoy-qu7ib
Жыл бұрын
for the worst you mean
I've had some of my best conversations on front porches and back porches.. It completely makes sense
The porch era is unmatched
Almost 3 years later and the studio question has now turned into a running bit that I'm not sure will ever end.
He's got a great point. Once you get sober things don't immediately get better. That's when things get hard. There's a lot of residual trauma sometimes that needs to be mended if you ever want to feel whole again.
@Wot50202
11 ай бұрын
Preach it dude. I’m still at the trying to figure out how to have fun with other people stage. You need to up end your entire social circle
Revisiting this one. Cancelling family was genuinely some of the best advice ever given. You do not have to participate in anything if you don't want to.
Tim Dillon is the only comedian who can make me belly laugh these days. 🤣🤣🤣
@tonypino5415
3 жыл бұрын
Check out Bad Friends podcast with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino. It's a little bit sillier but hilarious.
I’m a porcher. Fully support porching
@nickcitron2369
4 жыл бұрын
Porch, ya, me porcher too
Stay on the porch. Maybe get an outdoor "Tim Dillon is Going to Hell" neon sign or something if your worried about the perception of success.
@goldencheese7247
4 жыл бұрын
What an awesomene idea!
@giorgospapaioannou6665
3 жыл бұрын
Prophet!!!!
@hawaiian_hugo_stiglitz7583
2 жыл бұрын
Nothing says success like a neon sign
Tim is absolutely on fire
When tim was joking about lighting boomers on fire I laughed so hard I nearly passed out. Never happened to me before
@empathywarrior444
Жыл бұрын
I don't think he was joking
Lol @ the fact that literally everyone said stay on the porch, so Tim said "you know what? fuck this porch" Very Tim of Tim to do that
Tim Dillon Is the voice of our generation
The fact that very little changed from these episodes is amazing
@alexclark3561
2 жыл бұрын
He’s so spot on it’s astounding
“…I believe in lizard death cults… I’m a centrist…” I missed the next five minutes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 God Damn it!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It took me all to long to find out about the glorious dillon. I've been on like a 5 month fucking binge and my humor is becoming offensive to literally everyone. Not recommended .
@pearlgirl5643
3 жыл бұрын
Relatable - This makes my sick fuck Long Island Boomer destroyed blackened heart so happy😂🖤
@LordFindecano
3 жыл бұрын
See, my humor was already fucked, so for me it was just finding a comedian that at last, I find genuinely funny.
@samurai4950
3 жыл бұрын
same dude
@benrosenthal5275
2 жыл бұрын
Haha this is incredibly true. My friends are now offended by my humor. Life goal complete
@Zet007ify
2 жыл бұрын
@Taylor Snider *too
54:00 "Im a demon from hell sent here to destroy and then rebuild, I'm part of a cycle."
I could listen to Tim rant from now until the end of time... His stuff is hypnotizing...
Tim's rant on long island being filled with terrible people and deserving bad things ahead came true.
Bring back the porch. Get a house with a balcony or porch and let’s go! 🎉
Kindness is delicious.
@ShreeNation
3 жыл бұрын
Only ass is delicious.
@RiskyBRiskyB
3 жыл бұрын
So is salt
@malignantjewmor8436
3 жыл бұрын
pls make video mr. city
@davidr6563
3 жыл бұрын
Is it keto?
@tonypino5415
3 жыл бұрын
I just started following that clown to hear more gems of wisdom.
He’s right, a lot of the time they don’t want you to succeed or do better. If you’re a failure they’re happy because they can only relate to that.
I like the porch, it makes me feel like I’m willing to be outdoors.
Stay on the porch! I specifically like when it’s sunset or night time as well. Adds to the ambiance. Good vibes.
You guys are great on the porch. The porch is great. You should stay on the porch
I love the porch. You should also go to other porches in other episodes.
@edidiongedemeka2096
Жыл бұрын
This was a splendid idea
Tim’s saying “you don’t deserve it” to a world of bitter boomers and self-righteous twats who think they’re owed something. That’s the hard truth we need to hear. Thanks Tim.
The porch has the right vibe. This podcast is perfect.
I love the porch. I love you. I love Devan and I love Ben's laugh. This podcast is what I've needed. Thank you all. :)
Porches are for conversations like this, so yes porch, indoors tames the animal
The porch reminds me you're in LA. Looks legit. A neon sign would set it off.
@nickcitron2369
4 жыл бұрын
Ooh neon sign, yeah, totally needs dat shit!!!
@drewblood3530
3 жыл бұрын
damnit he got a neon sign
Tim Dillon, you will probably never see this, but your rants bring me so much joy and I can't thank you enough for these episodes.
Devan is so withheld and calm it’s crazy to see him in hate watch now being the character he is
Bring back the porch! I know you have a different porch now but the outdoor episodes have the best feeling.
It is always impressive how on everything Tim says is.
Tim is the official King of Los Angeles
@tonypino5415
3 жыл бұрын
Aged like milk haha.
@zyern2822
3 жыл бұрын
@@tonypino5415 how
Devin you got my support. Porch gang.
I love how Tim absolutely shits on his betterhelp sponser
Porch Era Was Definitely PogChamp AsFck!
I think this might be the best TD episode ever. It is simply timeless. Every line is somehow spontaneous but mannered in a consistent way.
Thank god another episode! The withdrawal was getting too damn high
the ads have to be the funniest part of these eps 😂
I'm rewatching porch era. I just can't do Gary V.
Tim Dillon got fat for our sins, so that we may bask in glory.
Watching this a year later and still so happy
23:20 I love how Tim thinks that an item which literally translates to “little fatty” is healthy. Honestly I respect it
The porch is great. Everybody has a studio.
only 6 minutes in, and i have laughed out loud so hard, so many times already.
I love how it just gets darker, good job there nature
There's nothing better than a podcast from a porch!!
The porch is a beautiful backdrop. Devon is a good co-host. Keep it up Tim
I can TOTALLY and COMPLETELY validate Tim's eloquent description of the sociopathologic group known as the boomers from my unfortunate personal experiences. I'm 10 years older than my boomer siblings and parents. It had been nothing less than a nightmare until I turned 50 y/o and exiled myself from them forever. It's been the best decision of my life. I can attest Tim's rant how self- centered, materialistic, and jealous these people can be. Ignored and dismissed, my best interests were never considered by these people, to the contrary. The more I suffered the better they felt. Just like Tim says! Tim I appreciate you so much for bringing this to light!
Stay on the damn porch, Tim. Love you buddy.
Porch is great. Being able to record a podcast outside in LA without worry of loud interruptions is surely a blessing?! ;)
Probably the best episode imo😂😂😭
“Set the boomers on fire” Dillon 2020
@Dirtbiker463
5 жыл бұрын
19:20
@lordswaggity1213
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
I first heard this at the beginning of the shut down, followed his directives, and am happier than I ever have been
Tim's love of swimming always makes me laugh
Great show the porch is where it's at.
@PlayNiceFolks
4 жыл бұрын
😢😢😢😢😢😢
Just learned who Devan Acosta is and I’ve become obsessed with his content lol
porch. it is very different. love you big bro tim.
Its funny how Devon had to hold a microphone for 1 1/2 hrs of the show; earned my respect.
Buddha and Jesus also canceled their family. People ignore the time Jesus ghosted his mom when she was outside the synagogue asking to see him. Buddha said he ditched everybody against their wishes, crying begging etc. I’m not saying negligence is great, but tribalism isn’t sacred 100% of the time either.
The porch is way more relatable. Like talking to friends outside. People don’t talk to each other in studios in real life.
@HollerLogs
4 жыл бұрын
Well .. in real ' fake' life they do... Much prefer real real life.... I'm with you.. relatable!
Stay on porch bro
I miss porch era
Love the porch!
The better health ad read is hands down the best podcast ad read I've ever seen
The sun setting in the background is a winner.
I love when Timmy goes 'Kay?!'
Great stuff! Really enjoying the relentless porch shows. Love them, keep it up.
Stay on the porch, ripping Marlboro Lights the entire time.
@SHACOBES123
3 жыл бұрын
Ripping a Marb light rite now. I appreciate a good light cigarette just like the Asians.
I would like to agree with most of the comments here. The porch stays! The sunsets are beyond beautiful. Just like Tim's comedy.
The porch is great and fresh.
Tim’s Better Help ad is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😂
The better help add was beautiful 😭
That betterhelp ad though....😂😂😂
@jessickalush3305
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
"I'm a rn, and I don't mean registered nurse" god dammit LMFAO
Eating dinner alone is my sanctuary
Interesting fact: The word stoic comes from the ancient greek word for porch.
She ate half of it that fast? She was inhaling that 7 layer.
I love the porch and love Tim with Devin
“Im a RN, but i dont mean registered nurse” lmao