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@czourides

4 жыл бұрын

#PLANdemic

@hustler3of4culture3

4 жыл бұрын

This is what all the chuds thought Obama would do

@rms2829

4 жыл бұрын

do you think trump should donate his hotels to be hospitals?

@CSDonohue11

4 жыл бұрын

When shit starts to really hit the fan they’re going to have to put In Martial Law so I hope people are smart enough to not let that happen but we know better than that. Too many people are too selfish and there’s far too many turds that will start bugging out before it’s even that bad but they’ll make it worse and thus here comes the tanks and now we’re really F’d. I hope they just round up the F tards that bought all the toilet papers. 😷

@johnmastroligulano7401

4 жыл бұрын

Yes that is what they do while monitoring all of us with algorithms/AI which tells them what they have to do in order to get away with this or that. Remember they've been doing this for far longer than most people even realized.

Marshall Law sounds like Tims next grinder hookup

@kaizen5415

4 жыл бұрын

I always thought it was 'martial law'

@Dannutts

4 жыл бұрын

@@kaizen5415 yeah, it is. Everyone is dumb as shit

@asiansweetboy

4 жыл бұрын

That's a Tekken character

@dankestranch8738

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO yo is tim really gay or is this a joke

@asiansweetboy

4 жыл бұрын

@@dankestranch8738 he's actually gay

Straight from his shift at Target to doing a podcast!! I respect the grind, Timmy!!

@aroguereptilian

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂👍

@AnonymousFREEZEpOp1

4 жыл бұрын

Who knew he worked at bestbuy, Walmart, AND Target?

@epic1761

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@johnpierro3022

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t include “straight” in a sentence involving T.dillon

@tommyoneill9761

Жыл бұрын

I respect the hustle.

Going through all the 2020 and 2021 episodes. I didn't even know who Tim was at the time. Wish I could have caught this at the time. Perfect pandemic podcast.

Tim encourages connections with family and friends to get through this, but I cancelled them all based on his previous advice

@declanh2314

4 жыл бұрын

If you got your jewels buy tim dillon you'll be fine

@poyaispanic5269

4 жыл бұрын

You’re good, you are already under the curve

@KSChris-vi5mg

3 жыл бұрын

Being unattractive and having no friends is finally paying off. 😷

@Brennan009

3 жыл бұрын

Love type o

@cloudbloom

3 жыл бұрын

@@Brennan009 stay negative θ

The fact that these essential Corona-era vids don’t have more views shows that many of the last year subscriptions aren’t doing the deep dive. That’s a shame.

Taught my 6 year old to say " life in the big city" he's using it well and in context when I inform him of another unfortunate side effect of all this😅 Granny is sick, he says with a smile " life in the big city". 🤗 RIP Grandma

@couchman-sw6jy

4 жыл бұрын

kitty Valentine Thank you for raising him with such a perspective 😂 he will be funny

@kittyvalentine69

4 жыл бұрын

@@couchman-sw6jy we're going to start a podcast. 😎

@CH-ml4rz

4 жыл бұрын

I can see it already. ‘Kitty & the Kid!’ Guests on this evenings Tonight Show!

@seanodaimhin7005

4 жыл бұрын

@@kittyvalentine69 well podcasting is the only job that will be left in a month.

@maxr1826

3 жыл бұрын

he will really fit in with the other kids

Love watching podcasts from 2 years ago just to remember how insane the time period was

@pinderbupinder1598

2 ай бұрын

Tell me about it Bro

The only guy telling the truth is a podcasting jewellery salesman...what a world.

@EverythingMustG0

4 жыл бұрын

Low cost, high quality truth

@maxfoth5054

4 жыл бұрын

Boom. Crushed this comment

@HungGarEarthBender

4 жыл бұрын

Life in the big city

A lot of his predictions were spot on

@coverage022

3 жыл бұрын

we're now in the last 6 months of his 18-month prediction and i gotta say: he's scary accurate

@masterprattu

2 ай бұрын

He predicted Trump would go out with a bang and he was spot on. Tim is a smart guy.

A tank next to the park...... ........life in the big city

“If you’re still thinking in terms of left and right, you’re wrong” PAPA DILLON HAS SPOKEN.

@johngalt84nyc

4 жыл бұрын

J ronnn you started out so well then let your racism show.

@rage-quit69

3 жыл бұрын

Have a seat. Lol

What could be the next currency in the new world? Well, for the elite, there's always child's blood. For the rest of us? Jewels by podcaster Tim Dillon

@seanodaimhin7005

4 жыл бұрын

But I still haven't gotten mine. I've convinced most of my friends and family to order their jewels from me, because of the lifestyle, but now they're getting angry.

@micric217

4 жыл бұрын

Umm, bring back the Italian Lire? 🤔

How long until Chrissy Teigen is live streaming how to load a Soviet-era anti tank rifle?

@DillonPadgette

4 жыл бұрын

For once she might just have a shred of relevance!

@Donnerinho

4 жыл бұрын

would be an improvement over her "vagasshole" comment

Remember a couple months ago, when it didn't make sense Tim was promoting backpacks for the Apocalypse 🤣🤣🤣

@lookbeforeitstoolate

4 жыл бұрын

tim dillon had advanced knowledge! heard he had 2.3 trillion in student debt... NOW his interest is paused!

@johngalt84nyc

4 жыл бұрын

oh it made sense

Countless brilliant moments and points. This episode is aging well. Thanks Tim

This episode will never get old. And it will get funnier and funnier every other year. Mark my words.

Every single fucking minute of every single podcast is quality content. Truly. No other comedian can produce content like thos regularly

@super8man807

2 жыл бұрын

Truly

Ellen dancing with the miltary lmfao

Tim Dillon is the funniest guy out there, absolutely love this guy.

@MrBillkaz

3 жыл бұрын

He is the only thing keeping me from offing myself

@josephfazio2300

3 жыл бұрын

@Robert Phillips j n n jjp NBC bought Gtf Sy

Tim Dillon is one of the best stand up comedians as of now. His podcasts are great and he's able to keep up a hilarious monologue for over one hour just talking off the top of his head. He has a quick mind.

Tim Dillon is where I go when Rogan is being horrendously unfunny or has the same played out comedian on his show for the 5th unfunny time.

@TheEljefe20

3 жыл бұрын

You got it backwards. Rogan is where I go when I run out of Dillon.

@terdferguson1736

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheEljefe20 you are correct sir

@terdferguson1736

3 жыл бұрын

Ya joey “coco” diaz for one .. guy is so overrated by them.. sure he is probably fun to have around at a party when he tells a story but he is not a comedian at all.. there is absolutely no craft to his shit and I personally enjoy seeing a guy work and polish up his material.. he just goes, oye motherfuckers, swears more and tells an embellished story that ive probably already heard and then calls people motherfuckers some more..

@darellteague3845

3 жыл бұрын

@@terdferguson1736 great observation, Mr Terd Ferguson 🧐

@darellteague3845

3 жыл бұрын

And Tim Dillon is where I have stayed after the same revelation.

Still waiting on my Jewels by podcaster Tim Dillon... I’ve been telling my friends about the low cost and high quality jewels I can hook them up with.

@hammer326

4 жыл бұрын

DUDE SAME HERE!

@JC-bs6jl

4 жыл бұрын

BRo where my damn jewels timmy, .. Lol jk

@hammer326

4 жыл бұрын

@@JC-bs6jl Probably in the trash can.

@CH-ml4rz

4 жыл бұрын

U tell them?! SELL them the dream.

@henryduran4582

4 жыл бұрын

no, they're high cost, low quality jewels

Damn Tim called it

“Marinara sauce covered fingers” lol

I feel that this episode was the turning point in the Tim Dillon Show, as far as Tim being our senior color commentator for the dumpster fire/shit show that all of our lives have devolved into! This is beautiful

and here he is ladies and gentlemen, Tim dillon, out here looking out for everyone else but himself 😂😂 ur the best Tim

I’ve quarantined myself in a Wendy’s now I don’t have to worry running out of food an shelter.

@patmald

4 жыл бұрын

they don't freeze their beef. it'll get spoiled......

@skepsisrollins1711

4 жыл бұрын

@@patmald damn...

@mchepen

4 жыл бұрын

running out of food in a wendy's? there was never FOOD there in the first place

@CH-ml4rz

4 жыл бұрын

🧠👈🏻

@pirkkala

4 жыл бұрын

Sir this is an arbys

This is the moment Timmy became the new voice of his generation. I've been expecting this for a long time and all it took was the crumbling of society

I love when Tim is so doom and gloom

"They don't necessarily rejoice but it doesn't f*ck up their day at all."

Tim's on the nicotine gum outta fear! God bless him.

@dylon8425

4 жыл бұрын

🙏 god bless

@lebulle4544

4 жыл бұрын

I'm on the nicotine gum and I don't smoke.

@Kell1984

4 жыл бұрын

@@lebulle4544 Are you doing a Masonic hand sign while you chew?

@Rayven_cat

4 жыл бұрын

Good on him for dropping it into his hand instead of touching his mouth.

@stay.alive.00

4 жыл бұрын

poor bastard

0:34:34 for corona virus the musical.

Man your show has trandcended the normal comedy podcast realm at this point. This legitimately needs to be heard for reasons way beyond coping with this event with humor. Please continue to use your platform to help wake people up. Thank you, Tim, for real.

Legit one of the best podcasts I've ever heard

It's a pleasure watching civilization crumble with you Tim. Take care of yourself so you can post videos when shit really goes sideways.

I can totally picture tim shooting at looters in a really gay bath robe but then it turns out the looters were actually raccoons and ray kumpf rifling through the trash.

“A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it's a joke.” ― Soren Kierkegaard

@1MinuteFlipDoc

2 жыл бұрын

"Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am Pagliacci.' Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains."

The way he speaks. Like music.

Tim Dillon's merch was the only thing that got me through these tough times.

When that Marinara sauce covered fingers rant was going on 🤣🤣🤣

@Hardcastle83

4 жыл бұрын

The way he laughs at the rat when it gets squashed in traffic 😂 😂

Tim better copyright his lines for Coronavirus The Musical before Hollywood takes that from the people too

Tim's radio DJ impression at 34:00 made me feel like he could be USA's "Three Dog" when the world plunges into Fallout status.

Thank you Tim for giving us laughter in these times of trouble🙏

This one was dark. Love it.

Tim Laykis Dillon is on fire, god damn!

Beautiful simply priceless Dillion finally a comedian that tells it like it is about this farce of a political system and its actors

Thanks for this super pick-me-up show, Tim. Really appreciate it. LOL

When I get the faintest hint of anxiety I go right for latest Tim Dillon update. And I'm Alright-!! Keep em coming big guy!! We need you!!!

This Tim approves this Tim as required consumption during the Pandemic. Put the pictures on the wall folks. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Keep watching, Johnson.

@MP-MTB

4 жыл бұрын

Nice to see TBTV here too!!

@juliemariemcintyre

3 жыл бұрын

TBTV 👀 !!

Tim Dillon For President

Tim Dillon, the modern Nostradamus!

I saw a picture of Chrissy Tiegen that had nothing to do with this podcast and my brain yelled “We’re just ordinary Cannibaaaals” damn you Tim

I wish I lived in a place where the panic actually made sense. In a city with less than 100 cases overall, all the freaking out just isn't the mood.

@lancejames7072

4 жыл бұрын

Rob Cow seeing as you live in a town with 100 people I’d say you have the most appropriate profile picture of ALL TIME with that goat! Hahaha

Panic in the big city

@lamolambda8349

4 жыл бұрын

Hey aslong as it's not at the disco

@Helloomadison

4 жыл бұрын

Crying in the big city 🌃

I’ve listened to this a few times already, quite comforting in these crazy times sir! Thank you

39:35 "are we gonna be living under marshall law and still watching jimmy fallon? shut it down!..." tim you are fucking brilliant lol shit had me dying

Big REDDDD. Warm tones keeping me awake

I motion for tim to do a character named marshall law who is a very conservative investment banker with a diverse portfolio of toilet paper companies defending corona virus

2:50 just a little funny watching the producer rub his nose and touch his face every time Tim says virus lol

@jaywon06

4 жыл бұрын

9:05

@jaywon06

4 жыл бұрын

9:25

@jaywon06

4 жыл бұрын

10:32

@jaywon06

4 жыл бұрын

12:30 the producer reminds me of Joker.

@jaywon06

4 жыл бұрын

12:30 the producer reminds me of Joker.

How about 'Health-Bracelets' instead of implanted chips? KZread 'style ur bracelet' tutorials will ballast the economy and everybody will look great and probably feel better about themselves. Happy people = happy economy.

All sarcasm aside, I’m so glad we have a reliable source for news and honest observations finally. The humor is a bonus. Tim Dillon is full of unappreciated wisdom. The best jewel by podcaster Tim Dillon is Tim himself.

Under President Hilldog America would've already been in Marshall Law. Life in the big city.

Yo gang, if any viewers have questions about food stamps, medicaid, etc. I'd be happy to either share what I know or get an answer. We're still working at the welfare offices here in PA (presumably in many other states). It can be a pain in the dick getting reliable info on policy updates for that shit as Tom Hanks Disease keeps revving up. I'm looking forward to being able to quit and sell jewels for Podcaster Tim Dillon full-time. I mean, sell opportunities to my friends and family.

OUTSTANDING TIM 🔥 MORE OF THIS PLEASE

last time i saw widespread panic i took five hits of acid and ate a corndog i found on the ground

@mattmurray517

11 ай бұрын

That’s the first thing I thought of too when he mentioned widespread panic hahaha

This podcast is exactly how everyone felt when all of this started.

Tim Dillion is a dying breed of Americans. This man needs to be heard.

With all this going on here in Croatia we got hit with a 5,3 earthquake half an hour ago. Truly the end of times...

@Dom-mw8gk

4 жыл бұрын

@Vince Williams shits insane and now snow is falling on 2nd day of spring and yesterday we had 20 celsius, life in the big city...

awesome might be the first patreon i ever sign up for

Man I want you Ben, Chappelle, Rawlins, Rogan and Alex Jones all in one room for. 3 hours. I’d watch that shit 3 times in a 24 hour period

Bring back the porch

@skepsisrollins1711

4 жыл бұрын

this

@boootybounce420

4 жыл бұрын

What was the point of this studio lol

Dude, this man 100% predicted the future... yes or yes?

This episode really just smacked me in the face how this all will add up. I mean It's a complex issue that takes a lot of thought and same with predicting it, however this episode really lays it all out more cleary. Definitely raised my level of preparation for this and anything happening including something truly terrible

Tim, You are making my quarantine with my family bearable. Thanks for staying on man.

Astonishing level of off the cuff humour. Well done.

Dillon bringing content thick and fast..

God this has been a couple of years

Tim Dillon my favorite Irishmen

We finally need that guy who's social media is just a picture of him in the woods with a gun and a dog, frowning, with the caption, "I'm ready" That's Local Man, Florida Man's absentee father

Sure Tim, because "ordering tests" 6 weeks earlier would have stopped it, not shutting down unfettered int'l travel

The contrast in outlook between this and history hyenas patreon made for a fun day

...out at the Wilmuth farm, Grover’s Mill, New Jersey...eleven miles from Princeton...

I love you Tim

i love you

only Tim could make a pandemic fun - FUCKING AMAZING

Thank yall for real I needed a laugh my mom has chemo therapy while ducking covid like neo from the matrix fun fun

SHUT IT DOWN! SHUT IT DOWN!!! Love the pod Tim. Check out "Frank Plummer dead" on Google, those slippery little Chinese did it again...

Prophetic

The new God of Comedy Tim fucking Dillon.

Chaz bono is HALARIOUS

If you bring a quarter pound of cannabis I will give you coordinates to where my bugout oasis is Hint it's an oasis

Tim droping that lozenge like a fancy lad

Broadcaster @ the End of the Universe.

Skip the ventilators. I want Gerber making coffins stat.

The US economy is going to need the stimulus of an online jewelry sales renaissance.

Tim Dillon 2020 🇺🇸

too stoned for this lol

If they ever make another National Treasure, those intrepid explorers will end up at the Tim Dillon Show. Cuz that's what this is, baby.

Thanks for the structure Timbb.