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@Mr.Meeseeks024

3 жыл бұрын

I just watched it, with a couple seconds of blurry... but Tim I did here him say “pussy hu” b4 shooting

@lineupcomedy

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mr.Meeseeks024 so many things cross my mind after watching. Your comment was the first. As if they only are mad because he doesn’t socialize with them. 2nd: were they all hangry 3rd: to much coffee 4th: did they all take there medicine 5th: do we need a social credit score in this country?

@jordanjae

3 жыл бұрын

I dont care if youre late.. But i really look foward to seeing you.. And ben laughing at your rants. Its my fav podcast and need more content immediately. With video tho. Thanks.

@alexanderkvitrovn9828

3 жыл бұрын

Magic spoon on my spoon

@Mr.Meeseeks024

3 жыл бұрын

@@lineupcomedy yeah man I’m pretty sure the loser who killed them would have been higher on the ccp score...

“BUT, she should’ve kept her mouth shut” this is why I’m here

@myquest666420

3 жыл бұрын

Tim and the word “but” He uses it masterfully.

@boknows7319

3 жыл бұрын

@@myquest666420 gioooovo van probably just pppoipppppp And up to l

@ianpollard4501

3 жыл бұрын

I watch that video couple days ago. It haunted my mind. Now I can smile about it. Thanks Tim

@smarterthanyou2255

3 жыл бұрын

"BUTT"

@ryanballantyne1811

3 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of a Louis C.K. bit - “Of course....buuuut...” Only, in this case, a lot darker. (Edit: “of course, but maybe”)

That couple thought they were just doing a little 'Fake Business', but the neighbor was doing 'Real Business'.

@jamesyandsonsoutdooradvent9394

3 жыл бұрын

They thought they we're going to have a real knife fight but nope

@mar.c1

3 жыл бұрын

Where's the video at?

@tarico4436

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Chuck! Funniest comment so far.

@whodat417

3 жыл бұрын

@@mar.c1 alot of self defense Instagram channels has it

@connorchapman3595

3 жыл бұрын

420th like on the comment. Both those neighbors shoulda just been smoking weed. They wouldve cooked food for eachother

My wife was laughing hysterically for the first few minutes because she thought it was gonna be an ad for better help.

@isuckreallyreallybad

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao!!! This comment killed me!!!

every once and a while I come back to this podcast just to hear Tim's build up to "BUTTTTTT, she should've kept her mouth shut". truly a legendary moment I'm proud to have been a part of

"...And she's still being annoying. She's shot and she's in the street and she's STILL pushing everyone's buttons!"

@sublimelove23

3 жыл бұрын

I was dying on the inside but absolutely crying laughing while driving to get my morning fake coffee

@Jamesbradley001

3 жыл бұрын

I was at the gym and almost dropped a kettlebell on my face when he said this

@jessejames5452

3 жыл бұрын

He makes work a lot easier for me, dying laughing.

@philsmith3019

3 жыл бұрын

​@@sublimelove23 fake coffee?

@blackvikingthrone

3 жыл бұрын

@@philsmith3019 maybe decaf??

Listening to Tim Dillon Show is like listening to a real life version of the talkback radio stations on GTA. Absolute gold

@makavellithedon2936

3 жыл бұрын

Tim in GTA 6 would be glorious

@prezmal33yearsago38

3 жыл бұрын

@@makavellithedon2936 petition the shit out of this. Brilliant

@happyevil5735

2 жыл бұрын

Omg this Comment made me Smile so big!! Tim Dillion Show instead of Lazslo Show! Rockstar Needs to do this in GTA 6

@tmuthafreakingpain

2 жыл бұрын

If Rockstar can give us Tim Dillon and Alex Jones radio stations in GTA 6 that would be glorious!!!

@CatnamedMittens

Жыл бұрын

It's in the same lineage as O&A

I've been saying for years that people act shitty as if societal norms like not committing violent crimes are certainties. Be kind to your neighbors, folks, and if you can't do that just keep your mouth shut.

@eespino94

3 жыл бұрын

The ppl that act crazy and so easily fly off the handle like that come from a bubble where they have never experienced true violence or tragedy. Many if not must ppl in today's society are completely oblivious to the horrors most are capable of.

@makavellithedon2936

3 жыл бұрын

paid the ultimate price, my approach is to always expect the other person is armed and dangerous and to act accordingly...it's funny though, you never have to really worry about confrontation if you just simply treat people with respect

@replynotificationsdisabled

3 жыл бұрын

@@eespino94 you know absolutely nothing.

@drakeandjosh007

2 жыл бұрын

@@makavellithedon2936 not true at all lol some people just don’t give a fuck

@alexanderporto9310

2 жыл бұрын

True and well said but still doesn’t justify

Only tim could make me laugh about a double murder suicide

@slemay2003

3 жыл бұрын

Truer words have never been spoken.

@jubjub15

3 жыл бұрын

Tim knows how to shoot his shots

@tylarhaugan7908

3 жыл бұрын

I belly lauged at the video

@jeffk1722

2 жыл бұрын

I was trying to hold in the laugh so I wouldn't feel so sick, but I lost it at 17:32 to 18:50

Tim keeps the video away while undergoing his transition to Health Secretary Rachel Levine

@juenmmonterrey7767

3 жыл бұрын

cia jesuit agents do work for their money..

@760Glass

3 жыл бұрын

How is Remington first on every singe video? This dude is on it!

@ShatterNWO

3 жыл бұрын

Then he accuses Biden of assault, is granted the presidency and announces that he is world emperor and your transphobic if you don't submit. Ridge and Magic Spoon moon and the bitcoin ppl are mowing our lawns.

@kidsister316

3 жыл бұрын

@Remington James :D

@earth355

3 жыл бұрын

Your videos are great man

It isn't Sunday morning without a husky gay guy screaming at me while I eat my cornflakes. This is my church.

@sangyedorje

3 жыл бұрын

Amen!

@DannySullivanMusic

3 жыл бұрын

Fact

@thepdw

3 жыл бұрын

You gotta get Magic Spoon, bro.

@TheArmchairPriest

3 жыл бұрын

@@thepdw lol

@trulyyours1228

3 жыл бұрын

And God is Good

"Pussy, huh?" It's a good line. He had two impressive lines given the circumstance.

@bigloudandnoisy3601

3 жыл бұрын

He really did. I mean, give this guy a shot at a Dinero or a Pesci role. He’d kill it. No pun intended

@TheMasterTelevision

3 жыл бұрын

Situationally perfect for being in a full on murderous adrenaline dump.

@roymarshall_

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigloudandnoisy3601 I've been trying to but for some reason he doesn't respond to my calls

I'm glad Tim stood up to Whitney. The way she talked down to him like "you wanna be famous, you better be on time & impress my friends" & Tim just put on his shades & was like "you're old & irrelevant"

@centurionl

3 жыл бұрын

"count me out!"

@atomknight8361

3 жыл бұрын

I saw teo friends poking fun at each other for a couple hours. It was fun, chill out

@jsp7218

3 жыл бұрын

@@atomknight8361 if you think that was how friends poke fun, you might be autistic. She's been bashing Tim online for months since he smashed her rich friends in his comedy set in her backyard. Him cancelling on her was passive aggressive. You'll never see them work together again

@makavellithedon2936

3 жыл бұрын

truth is Tim has surpassed Whitney in relevancy and she can't handle it

@Maximustard

3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnDoe-bi5cc I would also like to know that

For the record the guy walked into the garage said “Pussy huh?” then shot him.

@TheBoss0110101001

3 жыл бұрын

What a Chad

@nachobusiness2663

3 жыл бұрын

Feel bad for the shooter. Waste of life because of some dipshit oxygen thieves

@krissykatportal

3 жыл бұрын

Gangster

@GuyOnTwoWheels

3 жыл бұрын

What a legend!

@GuyOnTwoWheels

3 жыл бұрын

Make a movie about this! Please!

I'm at the 10 min mark and am realizing that this type of content will be illegal in max 3 years.

@electric1522

3 жыл бұрын

It’s why Tim is popular .... you can’t get this type of raw, real shit anywhere anymore l. People value honesty and being offended sometimes. It’s why Howard Stern worked so well before he lobotomized himself for the left. Content doesn’t always make you feel good but it’s real.

@couchman-sw6jy

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t think much of it except it was funny. Why are people such pussies? 🙄

@LoLOwooding

3 жыл бұрын

@@couchman-sw6jy excuse me? I thought the same, I was just saying what will hapen at the rate things are going now. get a grip

@couchman-sw6jy

3 жыл бұрын

@@LoLOwooding I wasn't talking about you, just people in general since your statement was true

@LoLOwooding

3 жыл бұрын

@@couchman-sw6jy oh ok, I take it back then

A lot of people think they’re the hero in the movie that can’t die.

@christmaldonado89

3 жыл бұрын

-Chris D'elia

This is why I’m always nice to my neighbors and give them gifts. When they have a breakdown they might spare my life

I lost it when tim said "he's gonna be a polite kid" 😂🤣😂🤣

@DannySullivanMusic

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Walnder

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao foreal ...

@nonofyourbusiness7631

3 жыл бұрын

Ya im glad I was in the shower listening to that cause i def felt dirty for laughing my ass off to that one

@liamwagner9160

3 жыл бұрын

Tim is a national treasure that must be protected

Finally, a feel-good story in Philly. American hero.

@AmariLynn8

3 жыл бұрын

For sure

@imemberberry

3 жыл бұрын

It's always sunny.

@haymaker710

3 жыл бұрын

Life in the big city.

@rosscampbell1173

3 жыл бұрын

Did you see the video? You can’t unsee it.

@pbshakegains

3 жыл бұрын

Its philly Those neighbors must've been from.jersey

bullies are used to just being able to abuse people, then they run into a person who loves confrontation and is good at violence, that shit never ends well

@forlornhope1116

3 жыл бұрын

It always ends with their p*ssy ass calling the cops and wanting to press charges. Every. Single. Time. Even the "hardest" are quick to dial 911. Always. Or if you end up killing them like this story, then the prison sentence turns into life. So I'm all for clowns wanting to defund the police. Hell, abolish the police. No one to call or put you in a cage.

I haven’t laughed this hard at a podcast ever. His take on the shooting was so dark and spot on! Tim, you are a national treasure! I speak your name!

@dereksmith6713

3 жыл бұрын

Say his name

@godemperorpepe

3 жыл бұрын

_His name was Robert Paulson_

@dereksmith6713

3 жыл бұрын

@@godemperorpepe Incorrect; his name is Tim Dillon.

@Derek_Keenan

3 жыл бұрын

that double murder suicide story had me crying, and then the MASF ad read made me pee a little

@MichaelOberhardt

3 жыл бұрын

Same. I was riding my pushbike home from work, and I was cracking up laughing at his delivery. It was starting to get dangerous! I nearly had to stop

Who else could listen to Tim all day? Fking hilarious. Only news source I trust. Also he’s very thin.

@poptoppup

3 жыл бұрын

Road trip Tim would be great and horrible all at the same time. Laughing and crying at the same time

@gopats5181

3 жыл бұрын

Tim Dillon isn’t even remotely fat

@tonyleibold7912

3 жыл бұрын

Gaunt . Trim . Lethal

@CurtisJBergerJr

3 жыл бұрын

@James Hagan More reliable than any news sources on tv

@nathankiefer9323

3 жыл бұрын

@James Hagan factually incorrect. news noun plural Information about recent events or happenings, especially as reported by means of newspapers, websites, radio, television, and other forms of media.

Tim he actually did say something when he shot the husband. He says “pussy huh?” and then finishes him off with the AR. Thats a crazy follow up to “you shouldve kept your mouth shut”.

@natalieelizabethpitts6618

3 жыл бұрын

🤦🏻‍♀️

@stikdude22

3 жыл бұрын

@@natalieelizabethpitts6618 M

@c0Ld

3 жыл бұрын

​@@natalieelizabethpitts6618 keep your mouth shut

@EvanWells1

3 жыл бұрын

True. He did say that to the guy.

@natalieelizabethpitts6618

3 жыл бұрын

@@c0Ld ur the mouthy one

This show has ZERO fear of being cancelled therefore you CANT ever cancel it.

@ericvega3597

3 жыл бұрын

He has fear. Plenty of things he won't say and you can tell

@IJamesCordenLoveMyWife

3 жыл бұрын

He tiptoed around saying what he wanted to say, if he gave no F’s he’d just say it without the pussy ass qualifiers

@ericvega3597

3 жыл бұрын

@@IJamesCordenLoveMyWife this is really disturbing and tragic. I don't condone this. Did I mention it was disturbing?

@mikeflix1598

3 жыл бұрын

That's the way freedom of speech is supposed to be. The video sounds really sad, but Tim should be aloud to discuss it.

@daltondecaprio9590

Жыл бұрын

Aged like milk

Nothing turns me on like Tim Dillon quoting Thomas Sowell.

@xvavhofo3126

3 жыл бұрын

@The Chemical Shed fuckin legend

@matthewp5472

3 жыл бұрын

Legendary

That “but” was the hardest I’ve laughed in a bit 😂

Lesson: never underestimate the consequences of cursing someone out.

@stephenfox8337

3 жыл бұрын

And continuing to mess with their property...

@jacquelinekemp4897

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephenfox8337 maybe the most unsympathetic victims ever. I feel bad for the kids, and being an asshole isn't a capital crime, BUT you really shouldn't badger people like that. They obviously have been at this dude's throat for a while.

@realbeefcastle

3 жыл бұрын

Also maybe stop antagonizing someone if they brandish a firearm...we lost a couple of real geniuses.

@dereksmith6713

3 жыл бұрын

@@realbeefcastle if 2020 has taught me anything it’s that guns, knives and even cars are deadly weapons.

@TheBUGZNTA

3 жыл бұрын

Drop your ego at the door. This isnt the first person nor will it be the last. You truly never know who you are fucking with. Learn to walk away and be the bigger person or else this kind of thing is inevitable when you act like these people.

I’d do anything to be able to see Tim’s face while he was talking during the first ten minutes of this pod

"Nobody puts baby in a corner" hardest I've laughed in the last 6 months. Thank you Tim.

So happy for this I have been refreshing it all night. That's embarrassing. I really have no life. Loved you on whitney Tim. I love how you didn't take her shit you gave it back to her 10 times HARDER. No one ever puts her in her place..so Good for you!

@newname8988

3 жыл бұрын

Awwww 🤗

@mansamusamusictinatbonat2670

3 жыл бұрын

Bars

@badabing2302

3 жыл бұрын

Piiiieeeeeeccceee

@goomaboi

3 жыл бұрын

@@badabing2302 deeeeespeeeeraaate

Okay. 10 minutes in and this episode is definitely getting pulled down. Glad I got in before it's gone.

@spiritualdemon

3 жыл бұрын

Another fellow Indian here

@goomaboi

3 жыл бұрын

@@spiritualdemon Canadian here. I just wake up at 4-5 A.M.

@SHACOBES123

3 жыл бұрын

'merican here. Having coffee at 830. Life in the big city

@dasooperb1371

3 жыл бұрын

american here. where's the whole video?

@briano9397

3 жыл бұрын

12 mins in and I can't do it anymore. Love Tim but this one's too far for me

As SOON as the guy got his gun out wouldn't you be like "You know what, sir, perhaps we got off on the wrong foot. My apologies."

@mz1386

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously lmfao. How do u see a man with a gun coming at u and continue taunting him lmfaoo. Haven’t people shown they’d kill for a lot less in this country?

@DaCake2

3 жыл бұрын

Thought the same exact thing. I said look at these two just standing there as he slowly walks towards them firing off rounds. 🤦🏻‍♂️

@TheMasterTelevision

3 жыл бұрын

The guy actually says "put the gun down, put the gun down" when he comes out. The wife chimes in "GO AHEAD WE GOT YOU ON VIDEO" Go ahead. To the guy firing warning shots. Let him know you got video so hes going to jail anyway. Shouldve kept her mouth shut

@forlornhope1116

3 жыл бұрын

Because they assumed he was full of sh*t which is typical in this age and wasn't actually going to wound or kill them. I have to give them props they are still telling him off as he is literally firing at them until he aims to hit them. But even more so, she still says "you f*cker" gurgling to him instead of begging for her life. So props to her most of all.

"I watched my mom get shot in the grill for running her fat mouth" GOLD

“Never miss a chance...to keep your mouth shut.” ― Robert Newton Peck

Not my bag to joke about this shit but this is like watching KZread 10 years ago , how refreshing to hear free speech at work once again 🤣

Tim saying the word “street” is one of my favorite things in life. It keeps me going.

“Falling Down” with Michael Douglass was not a grotesque movie... it was a 30 years too soon cautionary tale. We all need to realize how much people are revved up right now- always calm down any situation you walk into weather you want to or not. This year- everyone is Michael Douglass. We’re all Falling Down.

@godsfavoriteblister852

3 жыл бұрын

You can fall, I'm Standing Up. 😎

@jsp7218

3 жыл бұрын

Hold the line, brother

@andrewschuschu3499

3 жыл бұрын

@@godsfavoriteblister852 lol sure that’s definitely true, by “we’re all” I should have said “more people then normal.” I also think everyone needs to wake up, put their pants on, and adapt as well

@Bongsnake69420

3 жыл бұрын

Think about it. -army surplus guy

@fruitypeebils

3 жыл бұрын

i dont think thats a fair comparison because his character in falling down still had a moral compass. he's not the kind of character that would kill someone for shoveling snow in his driveway

Tim's Philly take is so hot because he imagined the Joshua Tree ladies while watching.

@leohmusic8676

3 жыл бұрын

When he said sometimes you wanna shoot someone in the face i was really expecting him to bring them up

@courtneyg678

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@FirstNameLastName-kt3zn

3 жыл бұрын

FACTS

@moses0686

3 жыл бұрын

It wasn't even close to philly.

@tarico4436

3 жыл бұрын

Or his Aunt.

“That kid isn’t gonna step out of line” holy shit I’m dedd

@raisinbigdaddykane9723

3 жыл бұрын

You're not, but his parents certainly are.

@natalieelizabethpitts6618

3 жыл бұрын

@@raisinbigdaddykane9723 in the video the mom looks like she’s pointing and shooting a hand gun as well.....

@TheSakufighter

3 жыл бұрын

@Dexter_ST_Jaques even I hated my neighbor I wouldn’t go out of my way to piss someone off and throw shit on their property. Some people just want conflict until they realize they’re playing a dangerous game.

@TheSakufighter

3 жыл бұрын

@Cinnamon_Wilson indeed. Untrained and naive yet so brave and reckless with their words.

@fruitypeebils

3 жыл бұрын

i mean the kid is autistic so he probably prefers to step very in line

"This is what you wanted." Perfect last words for the husband.

@fruitypeebils

3 жыл бұрын

i think it would be even better if he just said "wastin away again in margaritaville" just to make the husband's last moments on earth horribly confusing

@Janckeriswatchingyou

3 жыл бұрын

@@fruitypeebils LOL!

@Rallzes

3 жыл бұрын

He said "Pussy, eh?"

Oh here we go! Watch how he uses half the effort that Whitney Cummings would use, and get twice as much respect. *laughs in Honda Civic*

@DannySullivanMusic

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@davidr6563

3 жыл бұрын

I listened to half that episode and trying to get through the rest because I like some of the ads and of course Tim.

@pimpjuice1994

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidr6563 I still have to go back and finish it... only out of spite towards Aunt Kathleen as a support pillar for Tim. My mind was blown when she started talking about her “self help” book while trying to portray herself as a victim/woe-is-me and pretending like Hollywood was some poor small town business being threatened by gentrification🤯

@ryanstoyles7611

3 жыл бұрын

its true though, whitney cummings would have to do TWO EPISODES of masked dancer in order to get half the respect lol

@misfitlife1866

3 жыл бұрын

I love when he says you can clearly tell who’s just doing it because a manger told them they need to be doing something

“Do they dye their hair five times on the way down?” Yeah you finally recognized how insufferable that star was.

@jimpatrick1989

3 жыл бұрын

She's lost her mind. I loved the shooting star comment.

@BalotelliFan713

3 жыл бұрын

or are we talking Big Gay Oakerson?

@imnotsmartbutimdumb

3 жыл бұрын

He’s confirmed not gay, only Lewis Gomez is gay

Cause of death on coroner's report: Covid.

@LaszloMag

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, it’s pretty obivious, right? Can’t believe Tim never touched on that

@Josue166

3 жыл бұрын

HA!!!

The world is real. People think this is a game.

@theoracle7148

3 жыл бұрын

American priveliged people larp everyday. Watching sopranos clips 24:7 and acting that language out and those aggressive mannerisms will get you a slap in best cases and blown away in the worst.

NOTHING beats waking up on Sunday morning and hearing Tim talk about a double homicide. Glad the story did have a moral though.

@tarico4436

3 жыл бұрын

There's a moral? I don't get it. What's the moral to this story?

@duncecan3047

3 жыл бұрын

@@tarico4436 don't fuck with people and be an asshole because someone can be 30 seconds away from loosing their sanity. But I didn't find the story funny just sad and sickening. Making jokes about it was just fucky too fucky for me

@tarico4436

3 жыл бұрын

@@duncecan3047 I'm looking for something a little leaner than that. Something short and to the point. Yours, Duncecan, is good, but it's too wordy.

@duncecan3047

3 жыл бұрын

@@tarico4436 yeah was listening before going to sleep could've probably worded better

@dialup5583

3 жыл бұрын

Ever read those Terry Brooks novels about demons that whisper in people's ears trying to get them to do evil shit? I always think of that trilogy when I hear these types of things

You made me listen to an entire Whitney Cummings podcast earlier in the week. Damn you Sir!

@sakamotosensei2506

3 жыл бұрын

Cummings could have the second coming of Christ on and I'd still give it a swerve.

@lightwalker1751

3 жыл бұрын

yeah.. I gave that swerve

@Shlogger

3 жыл бұрын

can't do it.

@cresc3ndo475

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shlogger please do. He sticks some jabs at her that are fuckin priceless

@TrophyGuide101

3 жыл бұрын

@@cresc3ndo475 "People hate me because I'm a female comedian" "But why are they wrong?" Savage

My neighbors are exactly like the murdered couple and this is genuinly how I thought they'd meet their end when they started beefing with the drug dealer across the street. Drug dealer moved out for unrelated reasons and we're selling our house because of them. Lucky for my neighbors I'm not a gun toting maniac with anger issues.

Never has the word "but" been so funny. Thank you, Tim.

Moves to Texas and starts talking about whataburger within 2 minutes

@jameswarner8038

3 жыл бұрын

i thought it was called water burger, never sounded nice lol

@ModeratelyAmused

3 жыл бұрын

Don't blame him. I live in Texas and I hear others hype it all the time. Of all the burger franchises in Texas, it's average at best. So when someone hears the hype, tries it and agrees with Tim and I, the hype people deserve to hear the truth.

@Matanumi

3 жыл бұрын

@@ModeratelyAmused I feel the same way about in and out-average at best

@avidlyathena

3 жыл бұрын

He evolves to his settings! :)

@Brandizzleizzle

3 жыл бұрын

Literally 30 seconds lol

This doesn’t exactly apply to this scenario here but something my Dad taught me as a kid was to not mess with people that have nothing to lose in life. You may be tough but people with nothing to lose will do crazy shit like shoot you over something so small because they don’t have any goals or things they love in life or they aren’t in the right state of mind. (These people were instigating it though so a bit different) Just walk away and go to the gym 💪

@maxmeeks9910

3 жыл бұрын

Stay out of Cleveland. I had to de-escalate several nothing-left-to-lose people for the crime of cracking a joke (not aimed at them) at their watering holes. This is why elites attempting to eliminate the middle class are insane. The middle class are the dam separating the wealthy from hoardes of nothing left to lose.

@mustavogaia2655

3 жыл бұрын

In fact it does. Mess with someone peace and the person might have nothing else to lose.

@doom7872

3 жыл бұрын

Well, he was a decorated navy veteran that lived alone, he came out and asked them to stop and then they were the ones who got aggressive, I get the feeling like they'd been fucking with him for a long time, months if not years and the guy had finally had enough.

@3DegreesNorth638

3 жыл бұрын

This is why I never talk to homeless people. Most of them where I’m at are crazy and drug addicted with a string of criminal records. They have nothing to lose. You reap what you sow. If you can’t handle the consequences of your actions and words. Don’t do it, and don’t say it.

@larl-earson

3 жыл бұрын

except it was the other way around. dude was a navy vet tired of their shit and let them have it. maybe karen and her husband shoulda learned to shut their fucking mouths and not call dude a pussy and say theyre gonna make his life a living hell. actions have consequences and karen and her husband learned the hard way. RIP to the navy hero

The first 20 minutes was a Louis CK "Of course, but maybe" bit. And I agree.

@OurBlackFriend

3 жыл бұрын

Thaaaaats why it felt so familiar lol. It was just missing the "maybe" from "but maybe". I get shades and flashes of Lou from Tim every once in a while.

@crackthecode1578

3 жыл бұрын

I love how he said "But: three little letters, what a word"

Don't worry folks, video is only down while Tim sheds his skin.

The moment a karen pushes the wrong person to hard lmao

@chillyourself5208

3 жыл бұрын

Karen is someone who calls the cops for no reason.

@samus598

3 жыл бұрын

Nope. A Karen is someone who shovels snow onto your yard and then calls you a scumbag for complaining about it in this instance. Definitely Karen material. Plenty of Karens call the manager or their husband rather than the police. The husband was calling for someone to call the cops regardless, for no reason! Justice was served and Karen wants to call the cops

@chillyourself5208

3 жыл бұрын

@@samus598 Funny i heard both parties saying scumbag..., Good luck in your next argument shoot out

@nagsterthegangster3548

3 жыл бұрын

@@chillyourself5208 Bro, he's trying to help you not be wrong. He made a perfectly good explanation for you and you literally pick a single word out of his reply and act like it has a single thing to do with it. Think what you want but you're just gunna keep being wrong about what a Karen's and a tonne of other shit until you decide to actually read instead of look for arguments all the time. Humble tf up man, not everything is personal - he's tryna help your ass.

@gramforgramarmwrestling6742

3 жыл бұрын

@@nagsterthegangster3548he needs to accept that those two got what they deserved, the world is a better place now.

Don’t bring a Karen to a gun fight.

@chillyourself5208

3 жыл бұрын

Karens call police for no reason, remember?

@FazeParticles

3 жыл бұрын

@@chillyourself5208 they do. Defund the police. 🙌🏽

@nonofyourbusiness7631

3 жыл бұрын

Not a Karen. This whole Karen joke is overrated and overdone

@amir.420

3 жыл бұрын

@@nonofyourbusiness7631 its not it was so so so so true and funny and you're proly karen af

@BanditoBurrito

3 жыл бұрын

@@FazeParticles So defund them and suffer the consequences or give them better training? You cannot train them to deescalate without pay.

In what wierd multiverse did I end up in where Tim hasn’t been completely banned by big tech?

@Adam-uu5bw

3 жыл бұрын

It will happen soon

@j-dog7767

3 жыл бұрын

Completely banned by big tech/killed by the cia

@catchafire3509

3 жыл бұрын

He’s not lying. He’ll never be banned.

This is a very extreme example that people feel like they can say what they’d like without consequences. You have no idea who people are or what they’re dealing with, mind your own business.

@madebymollo1780

3 жыл бұрын

My guess is both neighbours were as bad as each other and that day he decided to snap, doubt he was an angel

@jallee7488

3 жыл бұрын

@@madebymollo1780 I agree, you don’t get to this situation without having a few screws loose.

@jaycourtel4478

3 жыл бұрын

If you ain’t with the business mind your business

@newturtle3

7 ай бұрын

​@@madebymollo1780his wife had cancer and died Apparently it was a long lasting feud and he snapped once he lost his wife.

"You don't need guns to protect yourself against the army, you need guns to protect yourself against your neighbors" - Tim "The Prophet" Dillon

When the guy was approaching with a gun the woman was yelling “GO AHEAD! GO AHEAD!” While her husband was saying “put the gun away” did she deserve it? Yes or yes?

@krissykatportal

3 жыл бұрын

What garbage people

@MrJimmy1717

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@SquashGuy02134

3 жыл бұрын

Poor fool, probably didn't have many people say no to her in her life, to be that belligerent to someone holding a gun...Jesus christ what kind of upbringing produces...that.

@samus598

3 жыл бұрын

I love the husband going "pussy pussy pussy... hey put the gun down..." then as our man starts shooting the husband leaves his wife in the street with an active shooter while he runs away shrieking like a girl. "Pussy, huh?" Has a different meaning after that. As soon as the shit goes down he leaves his wife to die and runs away screaming.

@gingin1050

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna know what psych meds the duo were on..annoying aggressive and stupid.

“I don’t want you to go find it” OH I WENT AN FOUND IT.

@petercasnocha5340

3 жыл бұрын

Where?

@wlaaaaaaaaaa123

3 жыл бұрын

lol it wont let me send the link, but i just searched "man shoots couple over snow reddit" reddits the only place i found the whole vid

@petercasnocha5340

3 жыл бұрын

@@wlaaaaaaaaaa123 shit that is quite disturbing

@andrewbledsoe131

3 жыл бұрын

@@petercasnocha5340 right in youtube

I'm new to this podcast (after hearing Tim on Lex Fridman). This is second belly laugh I've had in 24 hours... after the kitten lawyer video. Talk about fearless comedy. Thanks for the hilarity.

@newturtle3

7 ай бұрын

Which podcast is that?

Timmy in fine form here.. The 'somebody stop me' 'Smoking!!' and 'Nobody puts baby in the corner' bit had me belly laughing in my car

This podcast made Whitney Cummings dye her hair back to its natural hue of pink.

@DekkarJr

3 жыл бұрын

What color is it now? Sickly blue or sickly green?

@gandalfthewhite8075

3 жыл бұрын

And her pubes.

@heidi7151

3 жыл бұрын

@Abc Xyz analcentric 😂

@GirlFridayOnTuesday

3 жыл бұрын

At first , I was so caught off guard by the bright pink with black roots . I thought for sure it was for some type of Marvel franchise I’m not knowledgeable about but here lately I’m. envious of Whitney’s mermaid hair. It is really pretty lately. Everything just seems so basic in comparison. I love it .

@gandalfthewhite8075

3 жыл бұрын

@@GirlFridayOnTuesday Whitney is that you?

Just getting around to listening to this episode today. I remember being sent that video of the shootings on WhatsApp and it REALLY shook me...such a waste of life and incredibly visceral and real. Never thought I could find any "humour" in it, but Tim managed to maintain its severity while making me chuckle...well done!!

It’s funny to hear Tim talk about the dangers of vengeance after the whole Airbnb thing

He could have had the second line say “life in the big city”.

@theoven7143

3 жыл бұрын

Should’ve shrugged and just said “women “

@brentbarrus9754

3 жыл бұрын

Instead...it was 'pussy, huh?' True story. 👀

@theoven7143

3 жыл бұрын

@@brentbarrus9754 America has the best shooters huh lol it’s a real knife fight

@DennisMoore664

3 жыл бұрын

@@theoven7143 or "you're welcome"

@Avengerie

3 жыл бұрын

"She should have kept her mouth shut. Yes or yes?"

I saw the video and I've never felt less bad for victims of a double homicide. If you watch the video these people had a chance to run and hide when the guy came out with the gun. They didn't even flinch when he started shooting, kept cursing him out. It took 7-8 shots for the shooter to hit one of them and fear enter their mind that this guy could kill them.

@qaaa6759

3 жыл бұрын

On top of that man the chick was still talkin shit on the ground after she got shot by the handgun before he went back inside for the rifle. I think she was callin him a mother fucker and still wavin the attitude. Super shitty situation but damn they really earned it.

@isaiahplace2761

3 жыл бұрын

@@qaaa6759 they shoulda just keep em mouths shut 😂😂😂

@jayyb1832

3 жыл бұрын

I know right. Wife just tries to start filming. Also who doesn't run away when someone is 16 ft away with a gun and walking towards them

That video was the hardest I’ve ever laughed in a long time, but in a sick way watching humanity crumble. Tim’s take it beautiful

"I watched my momma get shot in the grill for runnin her fat mouth" 😂😂😂😂

Everyone acting like they’re wolves- having never met one.

@mmerryweather6950

3 жыл бұрын

Now this is a hot take

@krikeydial3430

3 жыл бұрын

Spoon Magic Spoon!!

@turtlemcfardleton8104

3 жыл бұрын

Fallout is inevitable

@gb12rulez

3 жыл бұрын

This a bad ass line

@krikeydial3430

3 жыл бұрын

@@eugeniamaurajames1907 The bullies at my school were stupid. It was sad that my skinny ass could roundhouse kick the legs out from underneath them before they could react.

Tim is the living embodiment of the demon on everyone’s left shoulder. #1 influencer in the game!!

@peachmelba1000

3 жыл бұрын

Tim is my sleep paralysis demon.

@godsfavoriteblister852

3 жыл бұрын

Holy Broken Shoulders Batman!

"She should've kept her mouth shut." This coming from Tim Dillon. lol.

@allstartuition267

3 жыл бұрын

It's different but I cba to explain why. Someone else will.

*Listening to this three months no cigarettes* *heard Tim light up* Me: Fuck

When she pulls out her phone and goes “you’re on camera you’re on camera”.. ain’t that the way?? They pull a gun, you pull a phone.

@andrewellicott654

3 жыл бұрын

Watch the video again. She pulled a gun and fired first at the mans feet.

@Avengerie

3 жыл бұрын

Karen to her dying breath. I can respect that.

@melvin-eugenepunymire1618

3 жыл бұрын

@@Avengerie literally to her last heart beat. Lets all collaborate and sell “you should have kept your mouth shut!” Shirts and hats

@troywalkertheprogressivean8433

3 жыл бұрын

she shouldve pulled up her gun app pew pew

@chillyourself5208

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewellicott654 No

this is in the top 10 of funniest fucking things ive ever heard

@justjosh4035

3 жыл бұрын

This episode and that rant about his aunt

@Dalwhinnie15

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the aunt rant was great and I think I'm gonna hit it again.

@MH-mi4xg

3 жыл бұрын

The episode 219 the gates of hell (I think it's that one) is the one that really opened my eyes about this style

God, this episode is a masterpiece, like most of them. Tim knows how to make me laugh about the darkest shit.

As a native Texan I can only hope that everyone else flooding into our state are all Tims and Bens.

@k1xnt

3 жыл бұрын

well, Ben's a native. Tim just knows how to pick them

@jasondraughon8825

3 жыл бұрын

@@k1xnt ah yes, that’s right

When the dude finished the guy he said "Im a pussy huh?" Man had two movie lines as finishers haha

@FlyingArmbar317

3 жыл бұрын

@@josef5600 bitchute

@rage-quit69

3 жыл бұрын

I tried to find it but I can see it the way Tim describes it I really don't need to see that s***

@Sikamikanico

3 жыл бұрын

@@rage-quit69 it's crazy lol it was on Twitter for the longest

@dokidokideathproof

3 жыл бұрын

@@rage-quit69 is it not on live leaks?

@rage-quit69

3 жыл бұрын

@@dokidokideathproof oh I'm 90% sure it's on LiveLeak I just seen enough of these videos to know what it looks like already and I don't have to darken my soul on this beautiful Sunday morn lol 😂

I think I speak for most people when I say stop with the “last time I was this early” comments, nobody cares how quickly you viewed a video after its upload

@sixthfloor3043

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed! Annoying & pointless.

@nonofyourbusiness7631

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah the generic youtube comments suck ass.

@LuckyLuch1

3 жыл бұрын

But last time I was this....bang! You shoulda kept your mouth shut

@socialising6037

3 жыл бұрын

Bro even worse on uk drill music videos. Trust

@savannahthomas

3 жыл бұрын

I care. I scour the internet to find those comments in particular. It gets me high. It makes me feel alive. It teaches me the meaning of existence on this insignificant, spinning spec.

Hearing "Ladies and gentlemen" just brings a warmth to my heart.

Physically unable to not laugh when TD goes high pitched

@matta8569

3 жыл бұрын

It's the only time he even gets a blip on the gaydar.. if it weren't for that, I'd think he was a straight guy saying he's gay to get less heat from SJWs

If you can't love your neighbor, at least do not torment them.

@godsfavoriteblister852

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😎👍 Your a reasonable person, id be your friend.

"You talk about a polite kid..." He can be polite in life.. or he can become BATMAN.

@garciasrecords6332

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀🤣🤣

@nachobusiness2663

3 жыл бұрын

Batman didn’t have douchey parents

@patricianpenguin

3 жыл бұрын

@@nachobusiness2663 didn't you watch Joker? They totally were

@nachobusiness2663

3 жыл бұрын

@@patricianpenguin that’s a recent movie and not the norm. Everything else Batman I’ve seen is his parents are good people. Also we don’t see a Batman in that movie

@dokidokideathproof

3 жыл бұрын

I think that kid would turn into the flash point batman.

The Karen and her husband couldn’t believe they were being shot at until they were hit. The guy missed the first few shots and Karen was like “You’re on camera!” As she’s being shot at 😳

@spiritfree5050

3 жыл бұрын

normies

@fubar12345

3 жыл бұрын

Warning shots I think, they thought he was bluffing, I think he tried to show he wasn't. They still didn't buy it. In the end of course, they bought it.

@forlornhope1116

3 жыл бұрын

@@fubar12345 because nearly everyone is full of sh*t these days. But you gotta give her props - she gurgled "you f*cker" instead of begging for her life after being shot through the head/face.

There's something about audio Only podcasts with darkly comedic content that makes me feel nostalgia. I'm getting old.

That was one of the best videos I’ve ever watched… I felt his relief! They should have kept their mouth shut . Sad he had to take his life after such a great moment.😢

I found tim on joes show but i stopped watching joes show now lol got me..

@josiahclarke3535

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I quit cold turkey when he went exclusive. I fucking hate Spotify

@triton62674

3 жыл бұрын

Joe doesn't have the energy Tim does

@josiahclarke3535

3 жыл бұрын

@@triton62674 Because he is a middle-aged HGH monster. Tim has the combined energy of a 30-something, a gay man, a smoker and a conspiracy enthusiast.

@samus598

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah dude JRE was already going downhill before switching to spotify. It isnt funny and Joe is a really boring fence sitter who is predictable as hell. Tim is actually tolerable to listen to even if you dont agree with the point he is making because he doesnt take himself so seriously, recognizes his fallibility, and is entertaining. Joe seems to think he has all the answers but his takes are childish, his positions incoherent, and he changes his views based on who he is talking to. Plus letting CIA agents on the show to advocate for war and play PR for Epstein's personal bodyguards is a pretty big bummer

@everss02

3 жыл бұрын

same

I watched this video a couple of days ago. Been traumatized. Tim Dillon is the only person to make me laugh from it. Incredible man

Tim Dillon providing the laughs for my day dreams and the tears for my nightmares. Great Job!

I have ZERO empathy for people that bully people ESPECIALLY where they live. I experience this

can you just imagine the stupidity of putting your life in the hands of someone’s patience level in the face of willful incitement of anger. you don’t know what the character/disposition/maturity/reaction typology of someone is, so don’t go blindly inciting anger in strangers...

Tim "fans of The Ranch are orbs of flesh" Dillon.

If Artie Lang, Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh had a child it would look like Tim Dillon still isn't getting a Spotify deal.

Never seen the vid, but it is SO vivid in my mind. So visceral, but yet you understand

After doing some deep reading on the shooting, the shooter was a very decorated navy veteran. While I know they didn’t deserve to lose their life by any means, life is not all black and white. Moral of the story: be nice to people, you never know when somebody will snap

@chillyourself5208

3 жыл бұрын

Who was a decorated Navy Vet?

@energeez

3 жыл бұрын

@@chillyourself5208 probably the shooter, veterans care a little less about pulling the trigger

last time I was this early Tim was still living at home with the wife and kids

@meranyleuraq6128

3 жыл бұрын

Weird. Last time I was this early Tim was Rachel Levine.. ?

he said “u wanna talk about a polite kid” breh I swallowed my esophagus 😭

historic commentary on an eerie incident/video

“Ssssomebody stop meh” 😭😭

@sublimelove23

3 жыл бұрын

lmaoo gotta love Ben

I’m glad i’m not the only one that feels this way. I bet you those 2 people have spoken to others that way their entire lives. “Shoulda kept your mouth shut” bang bang Walks to the Guy “Pussy huh?” Bang...bang

@Emi-yy6uy

3 жыл бұрын

That couple learned an important lesson that day. 1) should’ve kept your mouth shut 2)buy a gun

@shank6200

3 жыл бұрын

I mean the dude missed the first 6 shots point blank probably shaking with rage and cowardice. Then blew his brains out while presumably crying in his home while the cops pull up because he's afraid of prison. Seems like all 3 mongoloids in this situations were somehow correct, and dead.

@MySundaybmx

3 жыл бұрын

@ just be glad that guys life wasn’t valuable enough to himself. The video serves as a nice little PSA to people to stop treating each other like total shit punching bags, cause everyone dies in the end :D

3 жыл бұрын

@@MySundaybmx I would hope there was years of them doing stuff to him or something because Ii you watched the video they really didn't do anything wrong considering he was calling them scum because they shoveled SNOW onto SNOW that was on his lawn...I don't sympathize with him after what I saw I can only imagine they were annoying him for years

@Mr.Meeseeks024

3 жыл бұрын

@ you clearly live somewhere warm. And it wasn’t over snow CLEARLY. It was talking shit , or did he say you should have steadied your shovel .....

Justice. As a veteran, i agree with dealing with all terrorists; foreign, and domestic. Bludgeoning is not as polite as the path as that gentleman chose. Shooting is far more civilized, especially when considering such vile savages that are unchristian neighbors.