WATERTOK: The Strangest Community on TikTok
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Theres this one chick who pretends to be a part of watertok but shes just making alcoholic drinks lol.
@hannahhodgson-py9wj
3 ай бұрын
I love her
@ZeldaAndIkeLove
2 ай бұрын
Don't want to waste down the water!!!!
@Byunnlby
2 ай бұрын
What's her tag?
@Bimtavdesign
Ай бұрын
She's the best
@snazzyzsmitty
Ай бұрын
bloop bloop ✨splash✨
Watertok is just when you brewed “potions” in your backyard as a kid with berries and leaves but it’s for adults
@Thankfully_Over
11 ай бұрын
Hold up, what the fuck you on about lol
@Avybavywavy
11 ай бұрын
omg literally
@bluishwolf
11 ай бұрын
You can say the same thing about cocktails.
@cooperrampenelli5756
11 ай бұрын
@@bluishwolfcompletely different but fair enough
@nomoretwitterhandles
11 ай бұрын
Except as kids we at least called them "potions" and not "water"...
For me its the fact that you can naturally flavor water. Cut up some strawberries or cucumbers and let it sit in a pitcher. These adult women literally forgot that fruit exists
@emthegem9866
2 ай бұрын
Like pineapples are so strong it would be great in water
@M3ggy
2 ай бұрын
But this requires planning ahead and doing things
@HC-nj3bs
2 ай бұрын
It actually taste very bland, you’ll just get a diluted taste with most fruits
@Death_Is_Inevitable
2 ай бұрын
@@HC-nj3bs i think that's kinda the purpose, at the end of the day its JUST WATER. if you want something hydrating and that has a sweet taste just buy a carton of juice or something, don't just throw a packet or artificial flavour like you're putting chlorine into a pool 💀
@PensndThoughts
2 ай бұрын
Those ppl will consume everything that comes in packets instead of natural stuff
I just realized that the Stanley cup craze started on Watertok. You can add lead to their list of ingredients I guess
@Souperdouperkewl
Ай бұрын
Sonic birthday cake surprise lead water 💕
@VideoGums
Ай бұрын
To be fair, looking into it apparently the vast majority of reusable water bottles/ cups have a lead pellet in the vacuum seal. They're not exposed to the water unless it's been damaged.
@user-iv3jz9nc7y
29 күн бұрын
I thought it was spelt led lol
@PancakeOctopus
25 күн бұрын
@@user-iv3jz9nc7y led is the thing that shines, lead is a toxic metal
@drewgoin8849
10 күн бұрын
I was distracted by the fact that this community didn't adopt Reddit's r/hydrohomies name instead of "WaterTok".
In 1986 a girl at my school brought her hot dogs in a thermos because her idea was she'd eat the hot dog and then have a nice refreshing drink afterwards. It is 37 years later and I still remember the look on her face afterwards, and how she just quietly closed up her thermos and never mentioned it again.
@bloepblep4287
Жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂
@felicitas.c.
Жыл бұрын
Hot dog water... nice
@jbragg33
Жыл бұрын
Live and learn 😂😭
@virtuousthing9070
Жыл бұрын
WHY
@Me0w0ww
Жыл бұрын
bro...😭
i had to keep reminding myself he wasn’t actually drinking hot dog water to be able to mentally endure that sketch
@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939
Жыл бұрын
Usually I love putting his vids on loop while I do stuff but I genuinely dont think i can rewatch this for that 😭kgkhkgkh
@braydonmorris3518
Жыл бұрын
OMG SAME
@msjkramey
Жыл бұрын
I'd try hot dog water. I mean, it's just watery soup?
@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939
Жыл бұрын
@@msjkramey please grow and change as a person 🙏 ♥️ ❤️
@msjkramey
Жыл бұрын
@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 nah. I drink the brine out of Vienna sausage cans with no regrets Edit: the funny thing is that I'm simultaneously a bit of a food snob. Idk how to reconcile those two parts of me
when kurtis made the "give that to a baby" joke he probably already knew about danny and laura expecting a baby thats hilarious
@yeebler
2 ай бұрын
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. At first he said "your baby" but stopped himself. V cute
@xoxomishka
2 ай бұрын
yeahh i just realised he corrected himself "give that to your fucking- give that to a baby" so smooth
The "Water you talking about" joke is legendary, comedy diamond.
@blakksheep736
2 ай бұрын
Water you tokking about?
@elektrakokkinou1623
4 күн бұрын
i was looking for this comment, thats the funniest thing ive ever heard
Watertok started off as a way for bariatric surgery patients sharing the recipes to get adequate hydration. Most who get bariatric surgery get water nausea. "Dehydration, electrolyte imbalance, the difference in acidity in the stomach or part of the surgery process have been suggested as reasons why plain water isn't tolerated" then it got ruined by the "almond moms" and those deep in diet culture.
@parrotperson
Жыл бұрын
I’m old, what’s an almond mom?
@evil-hag
Жыл бұрын
@@parrotperson I think it’s a reference to Yolanda Hadid, there was an episode of Real Housewives where Gigi calls her and says “mom I feel really sick” and Yolanda’s advice is to have “a half an almond and see if that would fix it”
@rach_laze
Жыл бұрын
@parrotperson almond moms are the moms who only offered almonds for snacks instead of cookies and were always on a diet and trying to convince everyone else to also go on a diet
@parrotperson
Жыл бұрын
@@rach_laze thanks for explaining
@bichen-up-ur
Жыл бұрын
@@evil-hag what is half an almond going to do lmao, perfect term for describing these tiktok ppl
You would never call a mocktail water, but these people are literally making mocktails.
@declannoyes3370
11 ай бұрын
Just add vodka! 😂
@Sleepfrog
10 ай бұрын
Literally this LOL
@hvrbros8730
10 ай бұрын
it seems to be closer to cordial, something we drink commonly here in australia, only we all see it as the same as a soft drink, and not water. coke is like 90% water anyway lmao
@shyers3667
10 ай бұрын
@@hvrbros8730 im aussie dude I know what cordial is 💀
@gamerdog7939
9 ай бұрын
@@shyers3667how??
AirUp would've been the perfect sponsor for the vid
@exoforlifex5847
Ай бұрын
That's what I've been thinking!!! 👍🏻🤣
@albabermudez4250
15 күн бұрын
i think he mentioned this video in an airup sponsorship lmao
@kamo7293
10 күн бұрын
that glorified hunk of plastic? right
The repeated bartender spins made me actually cry from laughing for like 3 minutes omfg 🤣
It's crazy how all of us as a society collectively forgot that punch existed and then re-invented it and decided it was actually water.
@_uwu_9992
Жыл бұрын
but punch drinks don't require water tho (it's either alcohol or soda) and only add water as dilute solution to lighten up the otherwise strong taste
@bartho5212
Жыл бұрын
@@_uwu_9992 : Punch as in fruit punch, Hawaiian Punch, berry punch are not sodas or alcohol. I live in the USA, perhaps this is a cultural perspective.
@florpleborp2275
Жыл бұрын
@@bartho5212Unless it’s like school homecoming in the gym, making your own punch you’d usually add soda or alcohol to punch and folks do regularly here (the US) otherwise it’s just fruit juice or water with some kool aid powder in it. Not that that’s bad or not punch! I guess put it in a bowl and call it punch and folks will say it’s punch, doesn’t seem to be too defined or need to be.
@bartho5212
Жыл бұрын
@@florpleborp2275- Allow me to clarify. My initial response is to the idea that plain water when combined with powder/flavorings or etc can never be punch. This is incorrect. I am not suggesting that soda/alcohol are never ingredients in punch, I am only expanding upon the original commenter’s statement.
@exzyyd392
Жыл бұрын
@@_uwu_9992 There's water in soda though. So if theres soda in punch and water in soda then theres water in punch
The pure amount of artificial coloring they're consuming alone is concerning
@Nathi98
Жыл бұрын
I knew immediately the mermaid syrup would never be allowed in our country given the very strict food guidelines
@foodfornot
Жыл бұрын
Their poor kidneys
@cyrus__112
Жыл бұрын
At this point im convinced their insides are blue
@supermills03
Жыл бұрын
they maybe just like having green shit
@TotallyKurtCobain
Жыл бұрын
the blue syrup made that water look like Nuka-Cola Quantum, like that is not water, that shits from 2077
These guys had a better time mixing powder into water than I have literally ever had in my entire life. 10/10.
@tsk5328
Ай бұрын
was with a friend when we walked out of a shop and there was a drunk guy just jamming to his tunes on the side walk. my friend walked straight up to them and said with a straight face: "I envy you happiness"
@deezboyeed6764
Ай бұрын
Nah its fake happiness, most of them are hype for the camrea because appearing happy is more important
@nx2120
15 күн бұрын
@@deezboyeed6764 Nah dude you can tell that was just 2 friends goofing around and genuine
@deezboyeed6764
15 күн бұрын
@@nx2120 Sure buddy, sure thats why channels like that have rampant abuse problems lmao.
@nx2120
14 күн бұрын
@@deezboyeed6764 What the fuck are u talking about?
this is genuinely my comfort video 😭
@jasperz_gutz
2 ай бұрын
SAMEEE lmaoo
@mayomayo_ayase
Ай бұрын
FR I LOVE REVISITING THIS VIDEO EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE ITS SO GOOD
@mox.
Ай бұрын
valid
@Br1anwastaken
Ай бұрын
U guys good??
@sr.papagaio
Ай бұрын
This is my first time watching this video, hope I like it as much as you guys Edit: LOL OMG Yeah i see it, this is iconic.
New rule of thumb: if the name of the syrup you’re putting in your water could also be the name of a weed strain, it’s not water anymore
@Jazkal-V420
Жыл бұрын
Perfect number for the comments topic
@monhi64
Жыл бұрын
I feel like vape juice flavor name might be more on the nose. Although weed strain’s definitely have the most unhinged names I have ever seen, green crack, gorilla glue, cookies and cream (sexual style), black widow, criminally negligent homicide, princesses peach. Literally only three I’m of those did I make up and TWO turned out to be real strains
@alyshalanders7590
Жыл бұрын
Actually if you are putting syrup I. Water you are making sugar water aka hummingbird food..
@StupidIdiotTheSecond
Жыл бұрын
lmfao
@ohshanana2397
Жыл бұрын
@@alyshalanders7590I wouldn’t even give that chemical water to an animal
I'm sorry but just imagine you are at these girls’ houses and you ask for “Just water please.” and she responds with “What flavour?” 😂
@tomqrchives
10 ай бұрын
and they have like 15 each of the packets and the syrups so there’s an endless amount of combinations to choose from
@aiecrypt
9 ай бұрын
Great, now I'm afraid to ask for water at the house of someone else's house-
@jinx7641
9 ай бұрын
@@aiecrypt"vanilla"
@LeShortArtist
9 ай бұрын
"Do you have vinegar flavor?"
@Fabian-ty2iv
9 ай бұрын
help
watertok is 7 y/o me in the shower using my mom’s shampoo to make potions 😂
I think I’ve rewatched the Barbie vs Bratz series at least 5 times now, and I will NEVER get sick of the “EEEEWWWWWW” or “BALLS”
I honestly feel like it’s human instinct to just mix a bunch of the most random shit ever together into some strange concoction, like this is basically just the drinkable version of mixing a bunch of shampoos and soaps and stuff into a cup as a child.
@geegeezlouis86
Жыл бұрын
when I was 12 I decided to make my own perfume by adding just anything that fucking smelled nice to it that wasn't soap (so, extracts, those True Lemon packets, soaking lavender in water, some of my dad's old cologne etc) and brought it to school proudly and all my friends were nice enough to say it smelled good when I'm pretty sure it just smelled like I dumped a bunch of things in it I called it Eau de Mo (my nickname) ._.
@user-fz8mm6uh8p
Жыл бұрын
ya i remember mixing leaves n dirt as a kid
@jenniferandrews6556
Жыл бұрын
I used to mix shampoos hahahaha i thought i had some special mix hahaha
@greasyweeb
Жыл бұрын
this is why i think content like this is so popular on tiktok (like cleantok, watertok, skincaretok, etc) because tiktok is targeted at children and children love mixing shit together.
@SkiddlyBink
Жыл бұрын
the primal instinct to make Potions.....
kurtis and danny are very funny people on their own but when they’re together they just ascend to an even higher level of comedy genius
@ecstasy.dreamer
Жыл бұрын
no literally you’re so right
@jessematthews4168
Жыл бұрын
I'd like to misquote one of the men in black movies. Person is smart. People are stupid.
@mepersonallyiwouldnt
Жыл бұрын
Ong I love watching them together
@OGimouse1
Жыл бұрын
IDK if people know this, but unless your metal-lined reusable cups very specifically and EXPLICITLY tell you that you CAN use anything other than water, you're slowly giving yourself aluminum and other metal poisoning. Aluminum cans actually have a thin layer of PFOA plastic on the inside that keeps the cans from degrading into the highly acidic soda. Almost everything we consume is more acidic than water. That includes bacteria and its waste. Aluminim--when *properly* prepared and left entirely smooth--is stable at the pH of water. If it has any scratches from any kind of abrasive--including ice, sugar, spoons, dish cloths or sponges, etc.--it will break down no matter what. These people should be mass reported for encouraging people to poison themselves.
@meatteater
Жыл бұрын
i like danny and drew better
They could just call it “drinktok” and “drink of the day”
“It’s a mirage, this water doesn’t taste like skittles at all” 😂
as a marine biology student i was so disappointed to learn watertok was not, in fact, about anything ocean, lake or even pond related :(
@brookehop8
4 ай бұрын
:( yeah I really wanted it to be about the love of water / water ecosystems as an env. science major 😔😔 we can make our own
@CraftingGummi
4 ай бұрын
Therre are many benefits to being a marine biologist. This is not one of them.
@kamo7293
4 ай бұрын
just hyper consumerism.
@binarybq
4 ай бұрын
Should’ve called it drinktok
@Froggycolouring
4 ай бұрын
I thought it’d be about microorganisms in different bodies of water, since a lot of people tend to be afraid of them when they see images of small creatures with large antennae and lots of legs, but really they’re quite harmless. I thought that “watertok” would be educating people about that. Now I’m disappointed.
kurtis is really *diving deep* into important topics
@tzarg
Жыл бұрын
*cheesy from inanimate insanity comes and says "HAHA, GET IT??" slaps his knee and runs back to inanimate insanity*
@LessTh3nThree
Жыл бұрын
Booooooooooo
@Savoryy
Жыл бұрын
@@secretudontknowNah
@roberttoupe3606
Жыл бұрын
oh BROTHER this guy STINKS
@voldemort1477
Жыл бұрын
@@tzarg MEMORIES
The hot dog water skit surprised me at how much it felt like a legit horror movie. I don’t gag easily but seeing those hot dogs jostle in the water as Kurtis drinks did it 🤢
You must bartender spin 399,000 times. You've signed your will away to the contract, abide by it.
"You would assume that a group on Tiktok that refer to themselves as 'Watertok' love the taste, texture, simplicity, and beauty of water" The community you're looking for there is the hydrohomies subreddit. They just talk and post memes about drinking water and it's so funny to me. They've found the simple things to to celebrate in life.
@rx500android
Жыл бұрын
Omg they sound so chill I love it
@Nathi98
Жыл бұрын
Hydrohomies is fantastic on every platform
@Fanimati0n
Жыл бұрын
I love r/hydrohomies
@flops1792
Жыл бұрын
they are hella wholesome ngl
@rhandhom1
Жыл бұрын
to to to*
Kurtis calling frappuccino's "really, really wet cake" just ruined my entire life. It's all I'm going to be thinking about now when I'm drinking my really, really wet cake.
@whisperwillows
Жыл бұрын
i usually just say they're basically ice cream, which they are
@kalpic11
Жыл бұрын
I didn't even hear that so thanks for repeating it for me. I was just offended (/s) that he said they weren't coffee. I mean they are basically coffee milkshakes, but I still consider them coffee because they're my fav thing at starbucks.
@DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy
Жыл бұрын
@@whisperwillows your comment just vindicated me cause when I was in high-school our cantina started selling those limited Frappuccinos, I loved them but when I called one a coffee milkshake people kept telling me I was wrong when I clearly had a point
@realleon2328
Жыл бұрын
@@kalpic11 do they even have coffee in them?
@teddycinema
Жыл бұрын
i always considered them like a milkshake but instead of ice cream it’s ice
when u guys mixed all the syrups together I was genuinely crying laughing holy shit
God this might be the funniest video I’ve seen dude, I’ve watched it like 3 times and it still hasn’t gotten a little old, laughing like a maniac dude lol
Hearing Danny call Kurtis 'Kurt' is an equal revelation to finding out Robert Downey Jr's family call him 'Bob'
@skizzpulse
10 ай бұрын
Bobert
@ChaChaSlidingIntoTheDms
10 ай бұрын
@@skizzpulsebobert Bowney br
@yolkthelesbian6928
10 ай бұрын
WHAT THEY DO?
@epicnora
10 ай бұрын
@@Robynbuggbob is short for robert
@imnotgoodwithnames4101
10 ай бұрын
Does he call Jarvis "Jarv"?
“He’s been doing that a lot, just saying something really mean and griddying away.” Is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard and is easily the best thing Kurtis has ever said
@milky_nyan
Жыл бұрын
agree dude i was crying laughing
@ari_chap
Жыл бұрын
what is the time stamp I have been SEARCHING
@rawrlette33
Жыл бұрын
@@ari_chap 25:28
@dae8665
Жыл бұрын
danny doing that made me laugh so much because my niece and little brother keep doing the same thing they say the meanest shit then off they go hittin the griddy lmao
@faenene
Жыл бұрын
Typical Danny He does that when his bones get squishy too
i put this video on every night to go to sleep to. it’s like a comfort video for my ADHD brain to shut off to even though it’s a busy chaotic video
Watching the 8:12 cup amount is funnier after the Stanley drama 😭
It’s my understanding that WaterTok started among people who have had bariatric surgery. A known side effect is water nausea, which makes their already high risk of dehydration even higher. That’s why the focus is on sugar free powders and syrups. Then I guess it met up with Stanley cup mania and exploded all over the live laugh love universe.
@MyFictionalChaos
Жыл бұрын
He mentions this around 6~7 minute mark
@MarianKofmann
Жыл бұрын
I never had such surgeries and still I’m nauseous of water for as long as I remember myself. There are people like me in the world.
@hekkmelife
Жыл бұрын
As someone who had bariatric surgery, never heard of it
@somedudeok1451
Жыл бұрын
More like it met up with bored housewives who don't have anything to do all day.
@wildfire9280
Жыл бұрын
The Live Laugh Love cinematic universe out here colonizing like they’re the British
Water tok just feels like wasteful rich people behavior. Stanley cups are great, but they're expensive. I can’t imagine owning that many.
@nightcoreeclub
Жыл бұрын
it’s definitely ‘i’m bored and have too much money to waste’ behavior 🥸 also they all just want attention even if they look like dorks getting it 💀 not to mention all the plastic they waste 👩💻
@chels6492
Жыл бұрын
The best ones are when they pour a plastic bottled water into their Stanley cup. First time I saw it I was like 🙃
@monhi64
Жыл бұрын
This definitely makes me a hater but I do not comprehend the Stanley cup trend. They’re fine but the only real advantage I can give them is they fit in cup holders. But they accomplish that by having tiny bases so they tip easily which is an issue because just using my eyes I can tell they leak. I use a generic insulated water bottle it doesn’t fit in a cup holder but that also doesn’t matter because it’s leak proof and still has a straw. And keeps stuff cold/hot slightly longer cuz no leak. Are these Stanley cup people aware that there are a million brands offering the same features for at least a little bit cheaper. Fuck I can’t believe I just had a 2 paragraph rant about how a water bottle is just fine 😂 They’re actually not even that expensive for the product, just like 5-10 bucks more than average
@_o6629
Жыл бұрын
USA has weird problems.
@shaunbarrie2263
Жыл бұрын
We don’t own any stanley cups but my wife has 2 water bottles, one for work and one for home. She has ADHD and will easily forget to bring water with her/stay hydrated, so having them both in specific places helps her stay healthy. I cannot IMAGINE owning more than 2 though. Or like, maybe you keep a second one for when the other is in the wash, or so that you can fill both to take on a trip or something? But nobody could possibly need 8+ on their own.
16:03 “What is safe to put in our bodies” and then grabs Crystal Light 😭 (Btw crystal light has been proven to contain a high number of carcinogens and has been widely deemed unsafe)
@bondfool
Ай бұрын
The American Cancer Society says it’s safe in normal doses.
Anybody else notice the one hair sticking out of his mustache?
WaterTok is just the gentrification of Kool-Aid. Literally drinking Kool-aid is seen as "broke behavior" but spending $30 to make highly customizable zero calorie Cake Water is totally different.
@kead_davidson
Жыл бұрын
That sounds like the name of a video essay. "Watertok: The Gentrification of Kool-Aid"
@maddypetersen8573
Жыл бұрын
Perfectly said omg
@ivanayala9248
Жыл бұрын
i was looking for this comment, literally almost every single person on watertok is yt 😭
@-nightcore_shakira-5000
Жыл бұрын
@@ivanayala9248 what does that have anything to do with this
@highbread817
Жыл бұрын
@-nightcore_shakira-5000 idk but they're all southern women who remind me of the ones I went to school with lol
The inherent awkwardness and hilarity of watching two people who are used to filming alone try to film together is just so endearing.
@dari2409
Жыл бұрын
Their friendship is so wholesome :D
@carlinkag2525
Жыл бұрын
@@dari2409 It really is, the hug, the silly snickering, the bad jokes. All of it is actually just so sweet, they're so earnest in their friendship.
@nanogaeru
Жыл бұрын
It’s so good😭😭😭
@pixam345
Жыл бұрын
The inherent awkwardness of that stray mustache hair burning a hole in my retina. Comb it!!!!!
@koiifsh
Жыл бұрын
@@pixam345 hey dont be mean!!!
This would be perfect with an airup sponsorship
Look, I think it's great that there is a whole community of people creating their own customized soft drinks. I'm sure some of the "recipes" they've come up with would be really good. I don't think it's great they insist it's still water, or that they promote collecting what is ostensibly an appliance that most people can only justify having a couple of
I love when Kurtis pauses the video to point out something on his face that no sane person would’ve ever noticed
@lowlowlowlow1453
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@aubiek3208
11 ай бұрын
Right? 😂
@angelx7760
11 ай бұрын
Didn’t notice till he said something
@aubiek3208
11 ай бұрын
I don't think anybody does, until he points it out...
@Alice-hi5ok
11 ай бұрын
Guess I'm not sane then 😭
honestly adding all of those chemicals to water and still calling it water is like making coffee and calling it hot water
@Jechti307
Жыл бұрын
Coffee is literally more water than some of these Waters
@ranchustars3050
Жыл бұрын
its basically a mocktail or juice, not water though.
@valeriavega2761
Жыл бұрын
It’s koolaid
@1.brook1ynrae
Жыл бұрын
@@ranchustars3050 highly recommend making them with tequila instead of water
@caitlynwinkler4189
Жыл бұрын
People add creamer and syrup to coffee and still call it coffee
Currently going through my first ever heartbreak, and your channel is helping me a lot. Always manages to make me laugh, thank you :)
@HALFNUTCLARITY
3 ай бұрын
hope you feel better soon! ❤
@Br1anwastaken
Ай бұрын
U good??
the bartender thing of them holding the bottles and doing a little turn made me piss my pants for the first time since i was 6 (also "pour them both at the same time like youre fucking crazy" killed me)
@ThisIsMeChloe
14 күн бұрын
genuinely the little spins are my favourite parts of the video
not gonna lie the hot dog water skit was more disturbing and horrifying than any horror movie i've ever watched
@user-vm6mw5xw7o
Жыл бұрын
I literally had to mute and look away from the screen lmao
@morganh3301
Жыл бұрын
i started gagging it was mortifying😭😭😭
@pixam345
Жыл бұрын
Probably wouldn't have been so horrifying if not for that stray moustache hair!
@lrdeei
Жыл бұрын
YOU ARE SO RIGHT, I looked at it in shock and was literally panicking-
@RatRatRat
Жыл бұрын
I was eating while watching this and that part made me feel so physically ill that I had to put down my meal for the rest of the video
Kurtis is the only person that can make me watch a 30 minute video on water
@taylordeschenes1233
Жыл бұрын
A 30 minute video on juice 🫡
@aleks-33
Жыл бұрын
@@taylordeschenes1233 THANK YOU 😂
@hannahwilcox9010
Жыл бұрын
you should nick and danny’s on water if you haven’t!
@THEBIGBEEFIS
Жыл бұрын
😅🎉1😂
@Holywaturr
Жыл бұрын
Annamarie forcino too
Probably unwanted but really helpful tip: our body literally counts any other beverage as food, not water, and digests it differently than pure water. You literally can't satisfy thirst with sodas and other plastic beverages, so drink water once in a while pls (you can INFUSE it with real fruits/berries at home if you don't like the flavor, just cut some up and throw in your water for some time to get the juices out). That's why the "stay hydrated" memes are so popular. Also many people confuse thirst with hunger because they can feel the same sometimes!! So if you're underhydrated and have problems with constant hunger, you might wanna check how much water do you drink!! Please eat and drink healthily and love urself ^^
@bread8465
2 ай бұрын
Do you have a source for that? Because I couldn't find one
@leafknives
2 ай бұрын
@@bread8465I suspect it came to them in a dream
@mauirandall8176
Ай бұрын
That's not true. It's not as hydrating but The water in soda and juice does still hydrate you, along with the other bad health effects.
@darkraven5424
Ай бұрын
This is not correct and I've yet to find any credible source that even suggests this. Your body digests any form of liquid as liquid. The chemical make up of solids and liquids are so vastly different that it's beyond stupid to claim your body would confuse them. Flavored water, even by artificial means, still hydrates you. It just also has a large amount of sugar, which is the actual concern. It's still primarily water, though. There's also things lik caffeine, which is a diuretic, which increases urine production that can lead to more dehydration. In short- flavored water is scientifically the same as regular water. It just has extra sugar and can make you pee more.
@Sam-zz6pr
8 күн бұрын
Lmao WHAT? How did you even come up with that? Your body is hydrated from any liquid whether it’s from a drink or the water in the fruit you eat.
7:48 not to mention that there’s probably even more cups behind the stanley cups on the shelf
referring to a frappe as a *really really wet cake* is worse than any of the horrific concoctions in this video
@LeMeowAu
Жыл бұрын
True!!! I cant believe he misgendered my frappe, i was so disgruntled i went to drink a really solid frappe
@heyheyitrachelgray
Жыл бұрын
Yes!!! He really effed me up with that!! Someone call Portillos!!!
@Built_Mago
Жыл бұрын
Watery cake
@grace_elizabeth1129
Жыл бұрын
nah bro u wilddd
@TheDanAge
Жыл бұрын
but true
there would be literally nothing wrong with this if they just called it juicetok and called it juice instead of water 😐
@johanneskarg9541
Жыл бұрын
How is syrup mixed with water juice? Kurtis called it that as well, so maybe it's an american thing, but usually juice comes from fruit when you squeeze them
@kadybug29
Жыл бұрын
@@johanneskarg9541 kurtis is canadian tho. but yeah i agree idk if i would call it juice per se. idek what it would be called lmao
@awegcwxgfd6953
Жыл бұрын
@Johannes Karg most juices nowadays are actually syrup based I think
@johanneskarg9541
Жыл бұрын
@@awegcwxgfd6953 in america maybe
@awesxmeasfxck
Жыл бұрын
@@johanneskarg9541 check your labels, there's barely any juice bud. Doesn't matter where you're at, America, the uk, austrailia, or japan wherever, its mostly syrup. Very very few brands make entirely fruit juice and even then they're adding tonssss of crap to it
the ketchup/hot dog water bit was the most anxiety inducing joke i ever came across
@brittbc4215
Жыл бұрын
*the most nauseating
@seaweedwithrice
Жыл бұрын
@@brittbc4215 yeah i HAD to skip that part where kurtis is chugging that hotdog water 😭 he’s probably not doing it for real but still …
@StercusAcciditMedia
Жыл бұрын
Bro don't my friend legit drinks hot dog water from the jar n she genuinely loves it
@chirorue
Жыл бұрын
@@brittbc4215 LMAOO RIGHTT
@tenabrae
Жыл бұрын
i turned awaw, i couldnt do it
This feels like a group of people trying desperately to be a niche community but they've unfortunately failed by basing their liquid fandom on the one drink literally all people who lived ever drank
@Gustoberg
Жыл бұрын
AND trying to gaslight us into thinking water fandom never existed before, BUT I WAS PART OF THE HYDROBROS! THEY WERE A THING BEFORE WATERTOK!
@acid_tongue_4315
Жыл бұрын
the one thing that makes up 80% of everyone too, how are they even considering that they have an exclusive interest
@hannah-6080
Жыл бұрын
It's just some people who wanna slurp its not that fukin deep man
@scouticescoutice4994
Жыл бұрын
@@Gustoberg hydrohomies*
@FocusedFighter777
Жыл бұрын
It feels like the world is ending: everyone is going insane..... Take something healthy and make it as unhealthy as possible: like everything else most people consume..... And this isn't even the worst of social media. I am not even on all those platforms because people make me want to NUKE THE EARTH.
rewatched this video with my sister and when it got to danny and kurtis reviewing the different "water" combinations she said "why do they look like a gay couple?" and now i cant unsee it
"The water's the best part" is, by far, the most vicerally disgusting skit you've ever made. I love it.
The woman pointing out that this has roots in toxic diet culture is spot on.
@Jimmy-xe5jd
Жыл бұрын
No, it started by someone who had undergone bariatric surgery, and it mixed wi the Stanley cup people and then it took off from there. It’s not “toxic diet culture,” it’s a trend started by someone who had undergone surgery.
@AntheanCeilliers
Жыл бұрын
@Jimmy as toxic diet culture (which encourages bariatric surgery which has a tremendous rate of regret and suicidality) has shown us with everything from Keto (which was developed by doctors as a last resort to treat seizure disorders) to taking diabetes drugs (which has led to a national shortage), what something started as and how it spreads is disconnected.
@Jimmy-xe5jd
Жыл бұрын
@@AntheanCeilliers saying something has roots in something means it started there. Watertok didn’t start because some woman wanted to go on a water only diet, it was started because she needed to stay hydrated after a surgery.
@AntheanCeilliers
Жыл бұрын
@@Jimmy-xe5jd sure, and no shade to that woman, or every single person on it (in it?) or watching it. There's definitely shades of gray in everything
@Jimmy-xe5jd
Жыл бұрын
@@AntheanCeilliers totally agree, there is some nuance to it, though I don’t think it’s as malicious as some people in the comments seem to think. Is
Humans are 70% water right? Imagine being on trial for cannibalism and being like : your honor, it is just water😭
@FIREcrochethairstyles
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MissyGail4eva
Жыл бұрын
The irony that your username is 'Arsenic' is what does it for me..🤣
@pixam345
Жыл бұрын
Imagine being a cannibal trying to have a nice dinner and eat kurtis and then you see that stray mustache hair and you have to throw him out! What a waste!!!
@SamFerro
Жыл бұрын
This is so creative 😂😂😂
@gkrees9509
Жыл бұрын
@@MissyGail4eva how in the living fuck is that “ironic” 🤦♂️ you kids just be saying anything nowadays.. you need to go google what that word means before you use it again
i’ve rewatched this video an ungodly amount of times please don’t die kurtis conner
This video always reminds me to drink water so this is why I must watch it every half an hour of my day which means I need to watch it all day long. Thank you very much, Kurtis!
Kurtis and Danny's energy is like two middle school boys at a sleepover mixing things and daring one of them to drink the concoction
@husky2674
Жыл бұрын
And they're husbands. Love it
@alexia3552
Жыл бұрын
I love that energy
@mollieephobia
Жыл бұрын
drew was the kid videoing it
@pixam345
Жыл бұрын
I bet the energy would be better if not for that stray moustache hair
@wannabesceneboy
Жыл бұрын
YEA
Watching this after the Stanley cup craze is wild
@BlackOrderAlchemist
4 ай бұрын
Makes you wonder how many of these folks were/are (un)knowingly dealing with lead poisoning :'''y
@vamosfreddi
4 ай бұрын
mmmm lead flavor
@jaykoerner
4 ай бұрын
@@BlackOrderAlchemistas far as I know the lead on Stanleys were both not detectable on the outside of the plug and only used on the exterior of the second wall.... The inside where drinks touch is just stainless \. Anyways if you want to complain about lead poisoning... Why the hell do we still use leaded avgas... Anywhere near a small airport the blood lead concentration is higher than it was on average in the 70s
@coloradohikertrash9958
4 ай бұрын
@@jaykoerner I mean you can tell yourself whatever you want to make yourself feel better about chugging strawberry syrup mixed with bacon grease out of your lead plated Stanly. We won't judge
@jaykoerner
4 ай бұрын
@@coloradohikertrash9958 I don't own one, so don't care, but I can use logic to understand that lead can't go through metal to come in contact with something you're drinking
18:25 "acesulfame" is the first word of the chemical name for aspartame, the artificial sweetener
i freeze my hotdog water and give it to my dog as a summer treat
the hot dog water bit actually made me feel genuine fear
@SeanFerree
Жыл бұрын
Me too!!
@gelato420x
Жыл бұрын
deadass gagged ngl 😭
@bbforest337
Жыл бұрын
i had to skip it i was getting so uncomfortable lmao
@ninthefrog3911
Жыл бұрын
Terrifying
@sentientplant9658
Жыл бұрын
The Unholy Water
honestly i applaud the fact that kurtis can rant about the most pointless shit for 30 minutes and still make it make sense
@tyta.luctuosa
Жыл бұрын
Yeah and you know what, i'll still watch it 17 more times till the next time he uploads. Does anyone else do that? I've watched his video covering Brent Rivera dozens of times already and the sketch at the end genuinely made me cry once...
@cherrybeetree
Жыл бұрын
@@tyta.luctuosa idk dude thats a bit concerning, watch some other youtubers
@artdeco777
Жыл бұрын
@@cherrybeetree wait you’re telling me there’s OTHER people on KZread?
@heyyfirefly
Жыл бұрын
@@tyta.luctuosatotally get that, I do the same lol. there are some youtubers who i comfort watch over and over again, especially when life is shitty. also nice to meet a fellow hungarian Kurtistown citizen ❤
@yourdearsuzy
Жыл бұрын
YOOOO SAME PFP 🤝
i’ve rewatched this video multiple times but that bit with danny still has me laughing until i cry
I just realized, I don't even own any sort of portable water cup. Sometimes I use left over empty plastic bottles when I got out on a trip. And at home I use a vodka bottle I emptied 3 years ago.
@lordmysticlaw1991
3 ай бұрын
I dare you to use the vodka bottle out of the house 😂😂😂
@Li_ska
3 ай бұрын
@@lordmysticlaw1991 I would. but i dont have a cap for it anymore.
Fun fact: even though the packaging says "0 grams of sugar/0 calories" there are still both sugar AND calories in those mixes. It's just low enough of an amount that the companies don't have to put it in the nutritional facts.
@yourpsychicfriendfredbear
10 ай бұрын
Like tic tacs!
@helenam00n
10 ай бұрын
Like the spray oils that list "0 Cal! ((((For a 1/8th of a second spray))))"
@cassidycecchetto9912
10 ай бұрын
THIS!!!
@psychicbyinternet
10 ай бұрын
If it's that low an amount then who cares other than people with EDs?
@5c0H
10 ай бұрын
not to mention they add sweeteners like aspartame and maltodextrin which are both SEVERLY worse than sugar
Can't believe Kurtis had a piece of hair sticking out of his mustache the whole video and didn't even address it.
@tancred12
6 ай бұрын
HE TRUSTED YOU
@kjaxthegrate
6 ай бұрын
His trust was misplaced.
@kaskaskas
6 ай бұрын
I didn't even notice it until he pointed it out and then I couldn't stop noticing it for the rest of the video 😭
@noam3909
5 ай бұрын
sorry i kept liking and unliking your comment I was the 1000th comment and i liked seeing the number go up and down
@oneinamalonereads
5 ай бұрын
he did around the 3 minute mark and it killed me XD
If I were to join WaterTok, it would be because I like making potions. Not cuz I can’t survive without “Super Pepsi Pizza Batman” water
If you make tea, it’s called tea. The process of adding tea to the water, whether you drink black or white tea, means it is no longer water. It is tea. And this is juice.
The thing that gets me about things like Watertok is how something like drinking water is somehow transformed into an entire identity and actually leads to fad-buying and overconsumption (buying 8 Stanley cups completely missing the point of a reusable cup). Like you're free to drink flavored water it's fine, it's just strange to make that your only defining trait.
@crakhaed
Жыл бұрын
Crazy how people can't just be normal about their interests and have to make a big deal about it online and make it their entire identity
@karinalumen9722
Жыл бұрын
@@crakhaed crazy how we cant let people be happy with the little things they find interesting. Let them drink their “water”
@KittyPieVibes
Жыл бұрын
@@karinalumen9722 crazy that people can share their opinion about something without it affecting people enjoying what they do
@Ifailedeverything
Жыл бұрын
I didn’t even know this was a thing and now I learn it’s a whole “community”. The internet is so weird.
@reed6514
Жыл бұрын
@@Ifailedeverything "The internet is so weird." Lol yeaaah. Yeah. 😂
kurtis and danny genuinely enjoying each others company and giggling like little boys makes me so happy. they’re both hilarious and watching them have fun while doing their job is such a special thing
@Lol_low
Жыл бұрын
Fr most collabs fell forced
@saltedwounds
Жыл бұрын
@@Lol_lowfr. They do, they have such a nice energy
@jerryakatony5724
Жыл бұрын
@@Lol_low Danny just always has good energy with his collaborators.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
Жыл бұрын
Kids, this video shows grown men becoming extremely excitable under the effects of "water". Substance? Or coincidence? YOU DECIDE
@Mewl22
Жыл бұрын
IK I was genuinely laughing so much and felt so happy I love these silly videos:3
Im known as work as the "Fruit Water Guy" I always have so many fruits in my water that people ask me if id like any water with my fruit. my fave combo is: 1 whole lemon, an entire boxes worth of strawberry butts, 4 slices cucumber, a handful of mint stalks, and bubbly water, all inna quart cup.
9:30 - That's straight up Nuka Cola from Fallout. Also love the Home Improvement sound effects. I think WaterTok and the Stanley Cup verse have regular crossovers.
this is like that old cake recipe meme where they're like "i made this except i swapped out the eggs, left off the nuts, added sprinkles, and changed the batter from chocolate to vanilla, it was so good" and then someone was like "what you made is an entirely different cake"
@user-fz8mm6uh8p
Жыл бұрын
lol
@canondead1943
Жыл бұрын
Haha
@neverendingspace
Ай бұрын
That’s literally every Starbucks customer ever- I once had someone order a peppermint mocha with no mocha sauce, no peppermint and no whipped cream, with caramel instead THATS JUST A CARAMEL LATE
Kurtis and Danny being idiots together genuinely made me laugh so hard I cried. Their laughter is so contagious. What an incredible duo holy shit
@nyctxphilee
Жыл бұрын
I would kill to have friends like them
@channeldeleted9452
Жыл бұрын
Yessssss!! I need them to do more stuff like this, try things together... I was laughing so hard
@FaithHailey
Жыл бұрын
no bc i’m crying laughing at them rn
@toadt0ad
Жыл бұрын
no same i hav tears in my eyes😭😭
@yourlocalcoffeeloveronthei1341
Жыл бұрын
I love their collab videos bro- They both bounce their energies from each other to form this beautiful masterpiece *chefs kiss*
Little late but I love the fact that you actually made a long video about something like this. Keep it up this is awesome😂
you can addicted to anything if you really tried. I've always remember that lesson from psych class
Watertok is basically removing the thing that makes water water and being to stubborn to accept that it isn’t water anymore.
@topdeckhelix8450
Жыл бұрын
It’s the delusion of the modern privileged. They do the same with gender and it’s ruining the world.
@patricecipher6457
Жыл бұрын
PREACH
@DoubleOhSevenThe3rd
Жыл бұрын
Wtf are you talking about what are they removing
@royalesamiyt
Жыл бұрын
@@DoubleOhSevenThe3rd the healthiness I guess 😭 symplesyrup sucks in ingredients
@brumhelldah917
Жыл бұрын
@@DoubleOhSevenThe3rdhydration is removed when that amount of sugar is added
I'm genuinely curious how the watertokers using the syrups got their water to be that color. Kurtis overpoured the mermaid one and you could still see through the water....
@elayna6776
Жыл бұрын
I think she put an orange filter over and made everything brighter
@quinntrixx3699
Жыл бұрын
actually part of that is likely due to food dye restrictions. you can see that the syrup is lighter in bottle too. the us has very lax registration on food color so food tends to be more vibrant. you can actually look at pictures of products in the us vs Canada or uk and the colors can be drastically different it’s kinda neat to look at. and yeah filters defo play a role too :)
@robertgrantz6639
Жыл бұрын
@@quinntrixx3699 true, I didn't think about that
@briclare
Жыл бұрын
i feel like they just used a blue icee pop
@mommyissue
Жыл бұрын
Damn how much do those people put in the water 💀
It’s a mlm they are advertising their product
As someone who is currently sick, this seems way more disgusting
Something about Danny coming out to surprise Kurtis for his birthday, immediately saying he doesn't want to be in the video, and then spending like half an hour fucking around with flavored water and pirouetting just really got me
@jackcough8580
Жыл бұрын
coming out? 😨
@PartTimePhillip
Жыл бұрын
@@jackcough8580 they probably mean going out to see him
@aarasko
Жыл бұрын
its just so…danny
@oliverbrown3772
Жыл бұрын
@@PartTimePhillip it was a joke 😭
@PartTimePhillip
Жыл бұрын
@@oliverbrown3772 oh lmao!! didn't catch that
Knowing TikTok, I fully made the assumption that Watertok was going to be a group of people who believe they are from the ocean or something insane like that. Edit: this comment has sparked an evolution debate and that's just great.
@aliumcepa4638
Жыл бұрын
Love to be the one to tell you this. We *are* from the ocean
@dymaxion3988
Жыл бұрын
@@aliumcepa4638 Well… our ancestors from hundreds of millions of years ago came from the ocean
@sholem_bond
Жыл бұрын
At first I was kind of expecting those TikToks going around for a bit, like last year I think, where people were claiming you could breathe underwater
@Nathi98
Жыл бұрын
I was foolishly hopeful it was hydrohomies - people like myself who find hydration & thus drinking enough water important - but no :(
@corrugatedmetal6598
Жыл бұрын
and somehow it ended up being even worse than that 🙃
That blue drink that got the my eyes clip attached did make me immediately think of nukacola quantum
"The waters The best part" should be nominated for all the awards
I like how Danny and Kurtis are just like young girls at a sleepover laughing and making their potions 😂
@daintydreamchaser2830
Жыл бұрын
TRUE HAHAHA
@GH0ST350
Жыл бұрын
Me and my bestie at a sleepover:
@C.C.353
Жыл бұрын
Same energy yess
@informitas0117
Жыл бұрын
Having friends sounds exhausting
@KingOfGaymes
Жыл бұрын
@@informitas0117 your existence sounds exhausting and boring
the fact that kurtis always tells us not to comment on something about his appearance is hilarious because I NEVER NOTICE UNTIL HE SAYS SOMETHING
@nicole4589
Жыл бұрын
right and now it's bothering me
@Bunni_Rxses
Жыл бұрын
TRUEEE Once I see it I can’t un-see it, sorry not sorry Kurtis 🙄/j
@francisengevik9517
Жыл бұрын
You was supposed to not comment on it ! (But yeah, me neither😂)
@user-fz8mm6uh8p
Жыл бұрын
same
17:16 OMFG THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭the second he mentioned Cristalight i got ptsd to the fucking mental hospital where we could only have water, or peach tea cristalight, or lemonade cristalight 💀
Funny how he made this video and now he’s sponsoring Air Up, so basically promoting “scented water”😅
Now we just need Drew to make a video about water and the Holy Trinity of water influencers will be complete.
@jadehuff3935
Жыл бұрын
Danny didn’t do a water tok. Anna Marie did. Is that who you are talking about ?
@jadehuff3935
Жыл бұрын
Or are you talking about the video Danny made about the water influencer ?
@adyaparamitaputripratama2786
Жыл бұрын
@@jadehuff3935 I think it's about a movie on water that Danny made years(?) ago.
@MerrowMeghan
Жыл бұрын
Danny is literally in this video @jade huff
@flooffys
Жыл бұрын
@@jadehuff3935 he made one with nick like 2 years ago
When I was a child, I would take a gallon of water, put food coloring in it, and a swirly straw. I called it "juicey". I would drink JUICEY all the time and everyone would want some but when they tasted it they'd be upset it was just water. I feel like these people are the opposite of me.
@furrry6056
Жыл бұрын
juicey story man
@_hazelnut.coffee_
Жыл бұрын
this made me cackle ty for sharing
@scdu
Жыл бұрын
😂
@peekaloo12
Жыл бұрын
Chaotic neutral
@tylerk6206
Жыл бұрын
Gimme a blue juicey on the rocks, please
I didn’t even notice the hair standing out from the mustache.. but now that u mentioned it, it’s the only thing I can see
Kurtis is so good at pointing out something wrong with his appearance that no one would have noticed or cared about
i remember this one girl on insta reply to this guys comment that said “if you put a tea bag in water, does that mean its still water by your terms?” and she literally said “that’s different.” 😭😭 they really just cannot acknowledge they are making juice.
@anzaia2164
4 ай бұрын
_Excuse me_ they are *not* making juice, wtf They are making soda, or maybe syrup drinks. I guess you could also just say syrup, but that may get confusing between the ingredient and this drinkable version.
@1.brook1ynrae
4 ай бұрын
@anzaia2164 its def juice.. most juice is syrup and water and maybe a little bit of actual fruit juice. when they use sparkling water its soda but sodas gotta be carbonated
@anzaia2164
4 ай бұрын
@@1.brook1ynrae When it's made with concentrate, I can probably still call that juice. But syrup? I refuse, sorry.
@MiniMimots
4 ай бұрын
@@1.brook1ynrae 0-0 sometime i forget that american product are weird, here juice do not have sirup, the additive is usually apple juice but like still juice. so like low cost pinapple juice would be something like 50%apple juice 30% pinapple and 20% other stuff (water mostly, sugar often)
@ZenythGamingKitchen
4 ай бұрын
You cant just refuse 😭 literally so many juices are syrups in water 😭
finding out shane dawson is now a water tok girly makes this video even better
@_lexi
11 ай бұрын
WHAT
@table2.0
11 ай бұрын
Oh wow, Shane is just human trash isn’t he?
@Desertscorpion116
11 ай бұрын
oh that one guy that uhhh.. likes his cat a lil too much..
@sammygecko_
11 ай бұрын
@@Desertscorpion116I honestly wish that’s how I remembered him… or the only/first thing I think of when he comes up. A real throwback lmao
@Desertscorpion116
11 ай бұрын
@@sammygecko_ lol