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@hufman9807

Жыл бұрын

If I use the double encryption feature will that as effective as double bagging it?

@lizardtoast09

Жыл бұрын

No

@sageoctober4617

Жыл бұрын

Hi kurtis! I love your vids

@miagutierrez2578

Жыл бұрын

ok dad

@sunshine-wq7ii

Жыл бұрын

Adopt me

They guy who said that Aloy had a "beard" just outed himself. Bro fully admitted that he has NEVER been that close to a woman with that post.

@user-gh8bm8ct5t

Жыл бұрын

so funny when guys assume x characeristic that they have must not exist in women (unless they’re “low estrogen”, “not high value women”, “angry butch feminists”, “must be trans agenda, men in disguise” etc.) simply because they don’t see it in anime girls or the porn they watch, these being the women they’re voyeuristically making comparison to - not real live women…

@chickenanddoodles

Жыл бұрын

I actually thought Kurtis was gonna talk about another Tweet I saw about Aloy where a man got mad that she didn't look enough like a woman and photoshopped makeup on her to look like a Kardashian 💀

@Naahi95

Жыл бұрын

@@chickenanddoodles What is wrong with these people omg

@Trouble_Bubble36

Жыл бұрын

@Kurtis Not the real Kurtis obviously

@carwynscorner

Жыл бұрын

The funniest part is that the photoshopped image was apparently made ironically, then some other guy stole it, claimed to have edited it himself, and said that that's how "real women look" lmao

I once got called "Cronically Online" for saying not all women want to be housewives or stay-home moms.

@M0rmi

7 ай бұрын

I think you can UNO reverse card that guy

@jeffwoods5600

7 ай бұрын

@@M0rmi It was a woman who said that to me. She claimed that all women would be happy if they stayed at home with the kids or something and that is was her "calling" I just simply said not all women want that.

@erxanerxan9769

7 ай бұрын

its sad that people like that are a minority , right now the majority are the opposite , people thinking that women cant be housewifes , and they basically harrass any housewife they find on the internet

@jeffwoods5600

7 ай бұрын

@@erxanerxan9769 Yeah right bro, literally no one is being harrassed for that.

@erxanerxan9769

7 ай бұрын

they are on the internet. If you dont see , doesnt mean it doesnt exist @@jeffwoods5600

When I noticed that Aloy had tiny hairs on her face, I was really impressed at how detailed her character model was, and that the devs actually took the time to do that just because that's how it is irl. It's the same feeling I got when I noticed you could see the horse's balls expand and shrink depending on how warm or cold the the weather is in RDR2.

@baototta

6 ай бұрын

man why were you lookin at horse balls 💀💀 /lh

@jacobcox4565

6 ай бұрын

@@baototta There's a 3rd person camera. It's positioned behind the horse, the main way to travel is by horse, so naturally you see horse ass for a big chunk of the game, even if you're not staring directly at it I just happened to randomly notice it. Also, there's a ton of posts online about it.

@iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992

6 ай бұрын

​@@baotottagood question 😂

@George83_Thomas

6 ай бұрын

@@baotottafor science, obviously

@LUCKY-lf2jv

3 ай бұрын

what⁉️

when that middle aged white woman said that abortion was worse than slavery i genuinely had to get up and take a fucking walk.

@crowdlycrow3632

3 ай бұрын

Pro-life are fucking insane. Here in México they took a girl victim of rape and put her in the middle of the city to make a public ultrasound (is it called like that? When they see the baby with x-ray?) and celebrated she was pregnant... A 12 YEARS OLD GIRL THAT WAS RAPED! They celebrated it and said god has put the person there to give her the miracle of life. Never in my life I have the feeling to commit crimes. And they didn't want her to abort even she was pleading to, she couldn't support the pregnancy sympthoms. If this story ended as I may think it did. That girl surely didn't survive the birth. Also they say is better they live in poverty, being abused and raped and mistreated than killing it when is a motherfucking cell. (sorry got a bit mad)

@dungeonsanddragonsanddrive2902

Ай бұрын

I had to put my phone down and hold myself tightly

@BigenZrays

Ай бұрын

After reading this now i m gonna do meditation!!

@cherubvomit

Ай бұрын

Its a double whammy. imagine being so stupid you think actual human imprisonment and abuse is worse than the termination of a pregnancy (that could have been caused by rape.) shes a lost cause, as a white woman i say we do NOT claim that mf😂

@user-hg6dc9cu4x

Ай бұрын

After reading this, i had to question my life

I love the phrase "Medusa times" because it suggests that 1. Medusa was real and not a fictional mythical creature and 2. She was such a prevalent issue that humans to this day are averse to eye contact as an innate survival mechanism, akin to a fear of the dark and loud noises

@Freak-And-Oddity

Жыл бұрын

And after about 6000 years, or however long ago Medusa existed

@glimmerlarue7382

Жыл бұрын

Oh ya i definitely feel uncomfortable with eye contact due to a hippogriff once staring at me in my past life with mythical creatures. Definitely not because I have autism. lol

@thewhiterabbitchaser

2 ай бұрын

book idea unlocked

@sophwhossoph

2 ай бұрын

@@thewhiterabbitchaser i know it would be problematic and definitely make our lives harder but that would be such a good plot like I have autism and I hate when people act like we're some sort of mythical creatures.. but I really want that to be a movie 😭

@edwardnotthevampire

Ай бұрын

Especially because autism existed before the myth of Medusa 💀

When gamer guys were freaking out over how "masculine" Alloy was I was in so much shock. She looks so feminine to me. It's so scary how narrow their view of women is.

@etovakala

Жыл бұрын

All their views on women come from porn.

@jifij89

Жыл бұрын

literally, i remember seeing a video where someone made aloy walk as slow as possible in the most revealing outfit they could find in the game. the comments were unhinged

@NatLaS

Жыл бұрын

And yet Megan Fox was born a man. Joke’s on them

@sophitiaofhyrule

Жыл бұрын

@@etovakala Don't forget about anime, too. Anime has messed up their definition of what a woman is to an insane degree

@notrando5336

Жыл бұрын

😭 like duh a woman in the robot apocalypse might be slightly muscular and not have access to beauty products, I remember I saw someone edit her to have a full face of makeup and said she's more realistic

My wife works at NASA and I volunteer at launches. I literally watched a rocket launch into space about a mile away with my own eyes and when NASA posted about it, decided to read the Twitter comments…almost all of the first ones were tons of ppl claiming it was a hoax and “OBV CGI LMAO” … I died a little inside that day. No, a lot. 😫 I mean, I knew those ppl existed but being new to Twitter, it was just a special kind of horror.

@Stupididiot67

9 ай бұрын

Nah you were just secretly in a huge screen dome and it actually was cgi and you didnt even know

@user-hi9nf9vc7t

7 ай бұрын

Sorry to hear that friend. Just try to remember the whole world isn't on twitter. Also, those are a vocal minority pushed towards your post on Twitter because of algorithms designed to show people the most engaging content for them. Most people with sense would see a rocket launch and go "nice," give it a like perhaps and move on with their day. People who are most likely to comment are these conspiracy theorists who feel the need to "awaken the masses" to some BS conspiracy. 🫂

@STAGISTODAY

7 ай бұрын

offtopic, but congrats to your wife! getting a job at such an important company and seeing a rocket launch so close is absolutely incredible, and you both should be proud of her!

@WithManyVoices

7 ай бұрын

nice try, government drone

@Homerboy44

7 ай бұрын

Those people have nothing better to do. Point that out to them.

as an autism i can confirm i have ancestral memories from when wizards existed

@ahrikim4546

7 ай бұрын

Bold of you to assume they stopped existing

@venus_rivers

7 ай бұрын

love the phrasing "as an autism" /gen

@alterbennet5420

7 ай бұрын

​@venus_rivers did you need the tone indicator?

@venus_rivers

7 ай бұрын

@@alterbennet5420 i didnt want to sound condescending or anything

@invurret9533

6 ай бұрын

​@@venus_riversMost people are able to tell from word choice you really don't need to use tone indicators

The “Beard” on Aloy is called peach fuzz, and as a 3D artist I LOVE IT. It’s a good example of how insanely good game engine rendering has become

@e1221

Жыл бұрын

Same, I do 2D so I’m not too familiar w cgi but it’s crazy how high fidelity you can get, and seeing the jump between consoles is wild. Not that high fidelity always makes for better art, but it’s cool that you have more options + more range to communicate a design. Like when curly hair used to be really difficult to render not that long ago, now the tech has gotten so good we’ve been able to represent a wider variety of hairstyles and textures. Anyways that’s a tangent but I’m pro-peach fuzz

@ur-local-lesbian-comrade

Жыл бұрын

I’m so excited to play the new horizon game because the graphics are so beautiful! video games have really made me think about becoming a video game designer or a character artist because I think they’re art in themselves and it would be something I’d love to make

@angelnunnart

Жыл бұрын

@@ur-local-lesbian-comrade I'm 8 hours in And I love it. Graphics are honestly beautiful and the world around is so detailed. You should definitely play it when you get the time!!

@Nakia11798

Жыл бұрын

Literally all women have it too!

@DevilJhoMama

Жыл бұрын

@@Nakia11798 just all people in general, that twitter guy was insane.

As someone with autism I can confirm that I do, in fact, dislike eye contact because of ancestral memories from Medusa times.

@eepy.kawaii

Жыл бұрын

i can also confirm

@zedbez3208

Жыл бұрын

As someone without autism, I can confirm that I do, in fact, dislike eye contact because of ancestral memories from Medusa times.

@Dami-et4ig

Жыл бұрын

same

@pipa9207

Жыл бұрын

As medusa I can confirm I give autistic people and none autistic people ancestral memoried

@npc-333

Жыл бұрын

as ancestral memories, i give medusa contact to autistic times because of eyes

The "everyone is trans" conspiracy gets me every time 😂😅

@Patchesn0x

4 ай бұрын

its true tho everyone is trans Source: i made them trans

@bridgettewade4167

4 ай бұрын

@@Patchesn0x I support this!

@AzraelSeraphino

Ай бұрын

​@bridgettewade4167 wut

@Annicamdw

Ай бұрын

@@Patchesn0xcan confirm, Patchesn0x transed my gender :(

@gaganzanwar

Ай бұрын

@@Patchesn0xThey call me strogen. Estrogen.

I like the TikTok lady who says you gotta Be Aware of The Matrix to Escape The Matrix, than accuses famous people of being trans. Like... The Matrix, directed by two trans women, is famously a Trans Allegory and I dont think TikTok vibes lady got the memo.

@chucklebutt4470

7 ай бұрын

hahah good point

“Man, Kurtis is right, people really do need to get off of their phones,” I think as I watch Kurtis on my phone.

@TheBestSam42

Жыл бұрын

When I read this I thought you meant Kurtis was irl on your phone, like he stole it and your watching him playing angry birds on your phone lol

@furbykova7376

Жыл бұрын

@@TheBestSam42 I mean, is that out of character for him?

@doublinx2

Жыл бұрын

Damn, these bots are evolving

@Lucy_Heart03

Жыл бұрын

That why I watch him on my iPad, lol.

@ajearlywine4622

Жыл бұрын

@@furbykova7376 he’s trying to take me phone rn and comment that exact same thing

I’ve seen someone say “let’s normalize having a group of people you enjoy the company of”. Yeah. That’s right. Twitter user discovers friendship

@yourdad3275

Жыл бұрын

i have to wonder if they’re being ironic but i’m resigned to the fact that i don’t even know when *i’m* being ironic anymore

@big_sea

Жыл бұрын

yes

@maybeoptify

Жыл бұрын

lets normalize having romantic feelings towards a person you frequently interact with

@lillianjeffers3780

Жыл бұрын

That one tweet that was like “meeting my irl mutual soon” 😭 and someone said “you mean a FRIEND?”

@maybeoptify

Жыл бұрын

@@lillianjeffers3780 💀

"okay... did a fcking woman birth me?" I SHED TEARS

@ash_should_be_writing

6 күн бұрын

don't forget "oh... okay... I think I'm gonna put him back in, he's not done yet"

@natas3301

4 күн бұрын

Kurtis roast at gamers to get girlfriend is precious

I like to call myself Chronically Online, but looking at these people, i feel really normal

@iknowthatyouregayfireflies9992

6 ай бұрын

Same. 😂

@turtleanton6539

5 ай бұрын

Indeed😅😅😅

@gamer-jm6my

3 ай бұрын

agreed even watching hours worth of content because it was pouring rain where i lived i was thinking to myself how i must be addicted to youtube and i need to do better things and then i watched this video and i feel way better realising it could be infinitly worse than wasteing a bit of time

@pikmin2louie

Ай бұрын

i’m always stuck at home with no opportunity go leave, so i’m usually stuck using my computer & it feels horrible. homeschooling is far worse than ya’d think, kids.

@grapejam9377

25 күн бұрын

not normal just not on the same platform

I once saw a tweet talking about something nice the person's dad did, and someone replied "You're being really insensitive with people who don't have dads anymore" and I think that pretty much sums up the internet.

@blueismylove3128

Жыл бұрын

Yeah pretty much. I saw a post on Instagram wishing Black women a safe delivery because we're 4x times more likely to die when giving birth and the comments where filled with "all lives matters" type of people. Lots of "how about we wish ALL pregnant women a safe delivery" and "so black women are the only ones who deserve a safe delivery?" and my personal favorite "Now if I said I wished white women a safe delivery, I would be called racist, but because it's black women it's okay?". I had to log out, because I couldn't handle the sheer amount of ignorance I was reading. And of course most of the comments came from non-black folk, of course.

@andreacaininstinct

Жыл бұрын

As someone without a dad anymore, I have to say it's pretty insensitive of other people to have dads when I don't. As recompense, I think everyone should give me their dad. Thanks in advance 😌

@Fantallana

Жыл бұрын

@@3starsburningbright your reading comprehension…. 🤦‍♀️

@blueismylove3128

Жыл бұрын

@@Fantallana I'm not even going to respond to them cause I don't wanna be rude nor feel like educating anyone rn.

@aepigeons9375

Жыл бұрын

@@blueismylove3128 "Oh, so black women are the only ones who deserve a safe delivery?" ... Yes. Everyone else should have to go and give birth in the woods, with three expired Tylenol tablets, a dish towel, and a first-year kinesiology dropout for a midwife. That's the only sane way to interpret what was said. Jesus Christ.

"Why does Aloy have a beard" hit so fucking hard, I almost cried from genuine sorrow as I realised this man has never been near a woman and never will be 😭

@aimlessalix8066

Жыл бұрын

it's sad but atleast they won't reproduce

@fricketyfrackgettfback

Жыл бұрын

Serves him right tbh

@klausd.6285

Жыл бұрын

I mean… Even though everyone has peach fuzz, I have seen a cis woman with a bit of facial hair on the chin. Wasn’t a full beard, but she had quite a bit and it made her extremely insecure not to mention the literal harassment she got from people who though she was a man pretending to be a woman. Cis women with facial hair exist. Women with facial hair exists. Men aren’t the only ones who can get it though it is rare for a woman to get it. Human bodies are weird.

@doom3798

Жыл бұрын

@@klausd.6285 yeah PCOS and other hormonal issues can cause women to grow more facial hair

@mariya_tortilla

Жыл бұрын

@@klausd.6285 Im not sure what women who have some hair on their face like the rest of human kind has to do with assuming any peach fuzz = a beard, which is the issue at hand lmao

Using a journal to share my opinions with my future self rather than strangera on the internet is probably the healthiest thing I do mentally. Highly recommend to anyone who can't stop oversharing on the internet.

@purple66666

3 ай бұрын

I started wiring down my thoughts at the end of each day. It helps as a time for meditation as well. It also is a time I give myself to destress after a busy day of work.

no more tweeting, write ur hot takes down and nail them to the door of ur local church like a true lutheran

@BoxOfToasters

8 күн бұрын

"The catholic church is low-key kinda bad" - Martin Luther

As an autistic person, I can confirm I dislike eye contact because of a past life from Medusa times. I was one of her statues. Perseus hung his shield on my arm, so I got to be a part of that historical moment where he uses her reflection to kill her. 10/10 iconic, worth the eye-contract trauma.

@blueismylove3128

Жыл бұрын

As an autistic person who doesn't dislike eye contact (with people I'm familiar with) I can confirm I've purposely turned several people to stone.

@MR-nn5iu

Жыл бұрын

Relatable /g

@hellworm

Жыл бұрын

@@blueismylove3128 autistic. eye contact for me mostly feels like an unnecessary challenge that i will Win, and honestly i think i might've turned people to stone in the past.

@randomtinypotatocried

Жыл бұрын

Well this explains quite a bit on my obsession with mythology. It was all do to this. Only one person I can look in the eye without turning them into stone

@youknow2145

Жыл бұрын

Fr fr as an autistic that was there, (in the other corner of the place) that was a certified gamer moment 10/10

"At least the slave can escape" has the same vibe as "slavery was a choice" smh have we learned nothing internet

@BB-TheCandleFairy

Жыл бұрын

Honestly the only point she proved in that TikTok was that she’d be the type of person to keep their child as their own personal slave if the whole “woke child abuse laws” weren’t a thing.

@anyanaylor

Жыл бұрын

@hope. ok but that actually does kinda explain

@tino258852258852

Жыл бұрын

Nah, that person is probably using internet explorer and that post was supposed to upload like 40 years ago

Some people on the internet said that premature pregnancy, like 15 or even younger, aren't health damaging and life-threatening, because in the olden days that stuff happened all the time... And someone else said that those kind of pregnancy didn't really exist, because the age at which girls got their period was significantly higher (like 16-18)... I am concerned that I am even breathing the same air as them, and the fact that we live in the same solar system is terrifying...

@yaboicolleen

4 ай бұрын

It is true that the average age for when periods start has gone down, mostly bc of better nutrition iirc. There's actually a throwaway line in the first season of GoT when they're talking about if Sansa has gotten her "moon blood" yet and someone says something like, "High-born girls tend to start theirs earlier," and I was like, "Oh damn someone actually did some research, nice." Also like, pregnancy and childbirth are still INCREDIBLY dangerous without access to modern medicine, that's why dying in childbirth was so common and infant mortality rates were so high. Just bc something might've happened historically doesn't mean it was a good idea!

@courtykat

8 күн бұрын

Mayyybe do a little research before complaining about sharing the same air...? Obviously the first comment is a dumb one, but the second one is correct, girls typically started their periods much later. They'd get married off as children, but wouldn't necessarily be able to bear children of their own yet. 12 was considered an early age to start bleeding even as recently as the 50s/60s! Nowadays, girls may start as early as 8, which is crazy to me and definitely doesn't indicate "better nutrition." No offense to the previous commenter, it's just that 8-year-olds are _definitely_ not developed enough to be experiencing that... The alternative theory I've heard is that the growth hormones used on animals for meat production are affecting the people (namely smaller children) who consume it, which may at least explain why periods keep coming sooner and sooner in the later generations.

how is that person gonna be transphobic while referencing the matrix, an allegory for being transgender

@BoxOfToasters

4 күн бұрын

"If I ignore it, then it doesn't exist" - A transphobe's mind

"Sorry for calling you shawty, I say it when I'm nervous" is my favorite thing I've seen on twitter

@Unidentified952

Жыл бұрын

FR LMAO

@DyslexicBee

Жыл бұрын

I cope with humor and that seriously sounds like something I would say 😭😭😭

@kellinward4267

Жыл бұрын

the gerard way profile pic made it 10x funnier

@user-nd5lg2rj2j

Жыл бұрын

i watched this go down in live time. i was mutuals with the shawty sayer. it was amazing.

@maegannope9140

Жыл бұрын

ik them & i wanna say it was a set up joke omgneiekekdk

The woman saying celebs are "hiding their """biological gender"""" is a transvestigator. They do advanced next level 4d phrenology to say "umm actually this celebrity is trans" The funny thing is that she used a Matrix reference, when the Matrix was created by two trans women lol

@abathtub1411

Жыл бұрын

the whole transvestigation categorizing people as "trans" based on physical features that are well within the normal phenotypical range for that sex is so aggravating, backwards and harmful. Terf are such a joke its insane a feminism off-shoot is causing so much harm to women, but thats what exclusionary radicalism does (:

@kateyepawtch

Жыл бұрын

you can't have advanced next level phrenology because it's proven phrenology is unscientific..... damn these people were really failed by the education system

@silverdrag0n_

Жыл бұрын

god, transvestigators are just as bad as terfs

@freudiannipslip

Жыл бұрын

Not the advanced 4d phrenology lmaoo. What's next for them d'ya reckon? 5g trepanation? God help us lol

@vglycorpse

Жыл бұрын

Lmfao that shit is so wild to me. I've seen so many people "accuse" someone of being trans when they're 100% cis (nothing wrong with being trans ofc). But like some conservative will see a cis woman with a square jaw and cry, some dude will just be short and skinny and they'll freak out and do like Level 100 math to "figure out their real gender" or something. It's insane but kinda hilarious from how stupid it is

"Can't even go on a date with a woman without a woman showing up." brilliant

as someone who has chronic pain, please keep it as chronically online its so funny

Watching people on Twitter rediscover “complex” feelings like disliking people will forever be my favourite thing indeed!

@jvillanueva2978

Жыл бұрын

my personal fav is : "twitter user discovers empathy" lol

@vanillia308

Жыл бұрын

People on twitter are so delusional and far from reality it’s almost funny

@lennuh

Жыл бұрын

twitter is only good for one thing that one thing is porn

I love how there was a SIA joke immediately followed by an absurd take on autism, I don't know if this was on purpose but it was genius

@honeywater4564

Жыл бұрын

Fr!

@Ornithorhynchus.

Жыл бұрын

my exact thought xD

@bunnieyumi

Жыл бұрын

Why? Does she have autism?

@skzanarchist

Жыл бұрын

that was definitely on purpose 😭

@DevilJhoMama

Жыл бұрын

what's SIA? When I looked it up I just got a thing abotu an Australian singer.

19:03 as someone diagnosed with autism, i can confirm i dont make eye contact because of “medusa times”. so glad this girl understands! 😊

“donkey piped” ACTUALLY HAS ME ON THE FLOOR RN

I love how Kurtis just casually drops in the fact about his tour bust burning with no explanation

@oddsdenver9673

Жыл бұрын

If you don't follow him on instagram you lose crucial lore

@ajpoopfucker

Жыл бұрын

MCR core

@nadismolina

Жыл бұрын

@@oddsdenver9673 including his eyes not being that color

@getsouped

Жыл бұрын

@@oddsdenver9673 i think i also saw him mention it on tiktok

@sinner9192

Жыл бұрын

Bust? 🤨🤨 /j

As an autistic person, I absolutely LOVE the thought of using the excuse “I’m sorry I don’t make eye contact. I just have ancestral trauma from Medusa times.”😂😂😂

@username172

6 ай бұрын

"oh sorry, its just that the last time i stared into a womans eyes i got hard as a rock." "Wait not like that!"

@Da_Kow2020

5 ай бұрын

As an autistic person myself, I can now use this too, and redirect people to this video😂😂😂

@Hirundo-demersalis

5 ай бұрын

Also autistic here. Love how casually that person implies autism is an evolutionary holdover from a time when: 1) Medusa and other gorgons were real 2) They were the natural predators of humans as if that's not an insane thing to say and other people will immediately know what the hell they're talking about

@triciad4100

3 ай бұрын

As a fellow autistic person, I wish others would stop telling the allistics all our secrets. What's next? Is somebody going to spill the beans that we don't like bright lights because of our psychic connection to the ghost of Icarus? 😤

@andyq1379

3 ай бұрын

Fellow autistic guy here, couldnt agree more, I will absolutely lean into these theorys where my superpowers come from. Saying I had too many vaccines so now I dont get how to socially interact with new people is too funny.

The vocals for “one less nervous boy” absolutely 🔥

The strangest take I’ve seen online: anyone who opposes incest is a Eugenicist. Their argument was that because the main argue meant against incest is that any child of incest is going to be messed up, it is eugenics to not allow family members to have those disabled children. I just went to bed after reading that.

@afellowpotato

2 ай бұрын

Is incest bad if they don't have children?

@ewwstraightppllol

2 ай бұрын

Eww​@@afellowpotato

@afellowpotato

2 ай бұрын

@ewwstraightppllol Okay, but can you explain why it's bad? I'm genuinely curious and have never gotten an answer besides "it's gross."

@txxxx100

Ай бұрын

​@@afellowpotato a main reason why it's illegal is to protect children from being groomed by creepy relatives or friends of the family. I guess if there were no nefarious, ulterior motives and they genuinely loved each other there isn't anything wrong? Socially, it's quite weird

@afellowpotato

Ай бұрын

@@txxxx100 That is one of the few good answers I have gotten. That makes complete sense.

As an autistic person, I do hate eye contact because of ancestral memories from medusa times. That wasn't a hot take at all

@beren6967

Жыл бұрын

fr?

@darkcatman8574

Жыл бұрын

@@beren6967 yeah dude it's fucking traumatizing

@Chkprofilename

Жыл бұрын

*kzread.info/dash/bejne/n3eau8twZpaaorg.html* Finally it's here after so long

@Chkprofilename

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@theseusw

Жыл бұрын

As another autistic person, I can also confirm this fact

Watching people on Twitter rediscover “complex” feelings like disliking people will forever be my favourite thing

@ddjsoyenby

Жыл бұрын

ikr.

@justadumbdragon1135

Жыл бұрын

I just got to the Medusa part, and as an autistic person, yeah that’s 100% correct :)

@Chkprofilename

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@2-d_in_a_bag

Жыл бұрын

fr! have these people never had enemies before?!

@isaiahromero9861

Жыл бұрын

Idk if it's in this video (I haven't fished it) but I saw a tweet once that was like "making moots irl♥️" and someone quote tweeted it with "you mean making friends?"

ok but kurtis's vocal run at 7:04 on 'nervous boy' was clean AF

20:02 its the puke emojis thats why lol thats why it comes off as passive aggressive

now I'm just imagining my threapist telling me "its giving autism" and honestly that's way funnier than "we have to take deep dive into your past to understand your behaviors throughout your life" 🤷🏻‍♂️

@dudejustletme6644

Жыл бұрын

"its giving borderline personality disorder". 😂😂 Honestly would've been better than my experience of asking my psychiatrist if she thought I had BPD and she was like "oh ya I diagnosed you with that like a month ago"

@ifwwatching

Жыл бұрын

I get what you mean but “Its giving” isnt chronically online tho aave has been around for hundreds of years

@dennraeh

Жыл бұрын

@@ifwwatching they literally said nothing about it being "chronically online"

@Justanotherpersonontheinternet

Жыл бұрын

Now I’m imagining my therapist saying “it’s giving anxiety”

@alexia3552

Жыл бұрын

lmao

Recently saw a take that said „it‘s not okay for people to tell women not to drink alcohol during pregnancy because it‘s ableist to want children to be born healthy“ and it still makes my blood boil that some people actually think that way

@kaitlynsanimations

11 ай бұрын

i'm sorry WHAT

@Random-sk6hm

11 ай бұрын

I'm sorry I'm done. I'm done I want to leave this planet rn

@BlazingKhioneus

10 ай бұрын

I- Ablism is for unavoidable/inevitable outcomes. It's like saying its ablist to say someone's senses are impaired when they drive drunk.

@sorry-357

10 ай бұрын

dude, were fucking doomed omfg. *“its abliest to to want children to be born healthy” ??????????????????* health is important to fucking survive and yknow be comfortable in life. its cruel that you would rather choose to fuck up a childs health.

@duck-ew5zs

10 ай бұрын

I really can't believe people that think like that exist. Like, can people even be that dumb? If someone spouted shit like that I feel like there's no way there's no part of them that thinks that saying that was stupid

The Doom movie went into 1st person at the end, giving us exactly what we wanted. Cannot praise that decision enough

Once saw a guy say something like “get a girl who looks after you like your mom, and who you can tease like your sister etc.” 😰😰😰 I forget the whole quote but damnnn

@andreagallegos3120

4 ай бұрын

Ewwwwww hate that

it is also so weird when ppl think including women and minorities is "woke" or something political 😭😭 these ppl are very unserious

@imdizzy6182

Жыл бұрын

Women are actually liberal conspiracy made up by NASA to brainwash gamers (the most oppressed minority). Wake up 🐑🥱

@bluemagician9724

Жыл бұрын

It's not about whether you do it, it's about how you do it

@TacticusPrime

Жыл бұрын

Apparently there are two genders. Men and political.

@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot

Жыл бұрын

2 genders: men and PoLiTiCaL 2 races: white and PoLiTiCaL 2 sexualities: straight and PoLiTiCaL Cuz people like that just don't wanna see people who aren't straight white men in media unless they're less than. It's really that simple.

@MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot

Жыл бұрын

@@bluemagician9724 no it's mostly about whether you do it actually for these types. The new Obi Wan show just had a black woman in it and these types lost their mind when no one in the show even mentioned it, she got a bunch of racism thrown at her for just existing and Disney said simply "guys please don't that's bad" and they lost their shit saying everything went woke for that. It's just bigotry like 99.999999999999999999999% of the time.

The amount of misogyny I've seen online lately is quite terrifying.

@help9737

Жыл бұрын

Speaking about misogyny, I feel like Andrew Tate spawned into the world as a 30 sum year old with a cigar in hand, not even born

@light4718

Жыл бұрын

u look this bella hadid

@elin_

Жыл бұрын

@@light4718 what?

@elin_

Жыл бұрын

@@help9737 yeah.. he's one of the problematic "alphas"

@unoriginalperson72

Жыл бұрын

People say they're just being ironically misogynistic but it doesn't take long for repeatedly saying and doing something ironically something for it to become unironic

As the ethereal condition of autism itself, i can confirm that i am the manifestation of medusa's vengeful spirit

My fav chronically online interaction was when a girl on tiktok put blush on her nose and someone commented that it was 'insensitive to people with liver failure due to alcoholism' (??!!) And then the girl uploaded a new tiktok of her doing her makeup with the caption 'putting on my liver failure cosplay' lol it was amazing

@jesusssugarbabyuwu78yearsa63

Жыл бұрын

I stan that girl

@GamerSisters

Жыл бұрын

Based

@s_mai8970

Жыл бұрын

Mine was when people said having no characters that wear glasses is ableist 😭😭😭

@rakew9231

Жыл бұрын

@@s_mai8970 noooooo I heard so much of this exact sort of thing from extremely online people in my life, omg

@tirsoacuna1356

Жыл бұрын

lmao I remember watching a tiktok of a guy that basically said if you're talking to someone on a dating app you should try to go out and meet them irl asap instead of just chatting. And a lot of people started saying he was basically a misogynist bc it was harder for women to do that and he was being insensitive😭 like, I know it's true, but that wasn't the guy's fault at all 😂😭

kurtis’s sketches are the definition of never letting them know your next move

@Chkprofilename

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@duskianfae

Жыл бұрын

the ibrow bit gave me such a wiplash I thought I was going to die of laughter

@pokaay3163

Жыл бұрын

I feel like they’ve gotten more delirious over the years

@Pepperz543

Жыл бұрын

They truly are the most hilariously unhinged things. A work of art really 10/10

@Shooketh__

Жыл бұрын

Bro fr

unwarranted but imma say it anyway- my depression has been really bad today, and this was the first video to actually make me audibly laugh and feel a bit better, thanks man. ❤️💕

@placeholderdoe

6 ай бұрын

Really hope youre doing well

@p0ltergueiist

6 ай бұрын

@@placeholderdoe Thanks so much man, I am

@unripelemon1142

4 ай бұрын

hope you're doing ok. I feel the same too❤

@placeholderdoe

4 ай бұрын

@@unripelemon1142 hope it gets better soon

the absolute irony of transphobes quoting the matrix, a movie made by two transgender women, is astounding

@coolbutnotverycool1440

Жыл бұрын

the entire movie is a metaphor for discovering that you're in the wrong body too lol

@DarleneVoidDragoncat

Жыл бұрын

It’s just so fucking absurd,, I don’t know whether I want to laugh or cry at how dumb those people can be 😭 (Edit: just to clarify(because I’m paranoid of being misunderstood lol), “those people” refers to the transphobes.)

@g.t.3186

Жыл бұрын

The funniest thing that has ever happened in this world is the fact that the one movie that extremely intolerant people look up to so much (think of those red pilled alpha podcasts), turned out to be made by two trans woman and is an analogy to the trans experience. It's a real life punchline, it's great.

@m_tth_w9647

Жыл бұрын

So you cant quote a movie that was directed by a person whose view you dont like? bro, the directors dont even write the stories..... or scripts

@chunccymunccy9100

Жыл бұрын

@@m_tth_w9647 what

“Did a woman birth me? That’s it. Worlds officially gone woke” 💀

@Random-sk6hm

11 ай бұрын

Can't even develop lungs without a woman being right there smh

@glowstick_eater

9 ай бұрын

omg guys who think like this HAVE to be gay...like- deadass...i- XD

@Wallflowerz3356

9 ай бұрын

@@glowstick_eatern-no… they don’t. Some guys just hate women. Gay guys don’t always hate women, lol… lesbians don’t hate men. Well, actually nevermind (I’m lesbian 😂)

@glowstick_eater

8 ай бұрын

@Wallflowerz i was joking lmao, im a lesbian too XD, but fr, if a straight guy hates women...who are they going to date???? I font get how straight people work...

@Widdekuu91

8 ай бұрын

Triggerwarning, I'm traumadumping the experience from reading comments on a real website I read online. A guy from a WestboroBaptistChurch-website (Don't ask how I ended up there, I was looking for a Harry Potter website and clicked too far, onto a Harry Potter hating website) was telling his fellow Christians that it was his birthday and people congratulated him. He then proceeded to type a lóng story on how he was celebrating the day he was born, because he "ripped his mother in half to make her pay for the sins of Eve" and how he loved the idea that God gave him the permission and opportunity to rip a woman apart like that, destroying her most sensitive parts (also despised his mom, if you hadn't guessed) and the rest of the comment was literally terrible details of how he hoped it happened. People upvoted/liked the comment and said that that'd punish her for being a sinful creature (woman) and that it showed his strength and..I don't remember, he sortof..he described it as if his mother had been a puppae/cocoon that he burst out of on his own strength, like her body was a restraint on him and luckily he struggled and fought his way out, to breathe air, leech off the woman's milk and grow and become the person to dominate the mother (because he was a man and in the religion, she was supposed to serve.) It reminded me a bit of Voldemort and Wormtail.. obviously it's very different, but Voldemort showed the same respect for Wormtails help and sacrifices as this guy, not to mention, despised the memories of being weak and not being capable of dominate others around him. Then again, maybe it reminded me of Harry Potter because I was _still looking_ for that website that I couldn't find.

"GONNA PUT HIM BACK IN, HE'S NOT DONE YET" LMFAO

"Abortion is worse than slavery" the gasp that escaped my mouth 😮

“abortion is worse than slavery, atleast a slave could escape” MY JAW DROPPED.

@chicks_before_dicks

Жыл бұрын

it's wrong on so many levels

@parasitic_boyfriend

Жыл бұрын

@Ravens Tavern girl you in the wrong comment section get your pro lifer ass out here

@YourLocalNoBodie

Жыл бұрын

​@Ravens Tavern nah, you made it worse

@skinnywizard6351

Жыл бұрын

I laughed at how dumb it is to say

@todo9633

Жыл бұрын

Why? Have you ignored the discourse surrounding abortion for the past half a century or so?

i can confirm as an autistic person that we don’t like eye contact because we might accidentally turn people to stone. i’m so glad she’s spreading light on the subject as it’s something i’ve had to hide my whole life 😔

@sidhantraj3433

Жыл бұрын

Damn 🥺

@MANGO_BT

Жыл бұрын

its true i was there in the medusa times😢😢😢

@luce9988

Жыл бұрын

damn I thought that actually meant I was killed by medusa in my past life but I'll accept your version that sounds cooler

@Chkprofilename

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@melonramune

Жыл бұрын

every time i'm struggling w eye contact from now on i will think of medusa and giggle i stg

"i dont care what it's giving, its taking. the life out of me" made me laugh lol

I am so glad i stayed away from tiktok when it first became popular and still havent even touched it ever

@salemsehiri7198

6 ай бұрын

Well you still use KZread so you’re not that far off

"i think the worst part of covid was its impact on the overall vibe tbh" is one of my favorite tweets ever

@vlo4829

Жыл бұрын

It DID change "the vibe" that for sure! lol

@senpaisear-edge

Жыл бұрын

oh my god the way my friend posted that on her story a while after my uncle died from covid😭 i was like ya ig it did have quite the impact huh

@sileylav

Жыл бұрын

literally have covid rn. that is far from the worst impact this sickness is gnarly

@ottersimms7672

Жыл бұрын

@@sileylav I hope you recover soon!! It does suck honestly. Try to stay as hydrated as possible, I found that when I get even slightly dehydrated it made me feel a lot worse. Probably because the fever had my sweating balls 24/7 😅

@ngndnd

Жыл бұрын

idk abt yall but covid lockdown cured my depression

I think it says a lot about Kurtis's humor that I, having no external knowledge of the situation, cannot tell whether his tour bus burning down is a joke or not.

@blancaaaaaaa

Жыл бұрын

it actually happened 😭💀

@MouseSkull

Жыл бұрын

@@blancaaaaaaa That's rather unfortunate. And quite the thing to just mention so casually.

@taminanissen7431

Жыл бұрын

@@MouseSkull guess it’s easier to deal with than cry, you know? As in; what happened, what can ya do?🤷🏼‍♀️

@starrysoph13

Жыл бұрын

He said it like a joke so it was hard to tell for me but if he joked about that i would unsub

@zoutewand

Жыл бұрын

@Classic Tate ffs

8:40 I'm just saying that I say "you can come if you want" because I have anxiety and don't want to make you feel forced to say yes lmao

Take a drink every time theres a "marios' little Italian asssss" edit 😂

fun fact: kurtis is out of leonado dicaprio’s dating age range

@chocolateaddictedartist5924

Жыл бұрын

I... ok.

@phoenix_waffles2122

Жыл бұрын

No. Just no.

@ekapru

Жыл бұрын

Good to know I guess…

@zonesproductions

Жыл бұрын

You know you're old when Leo Dicaprio won't date you 😓

@graygreysangui

Жыл бұрын

There was a guy who defended his dating timeline by misinterpreting 25 as the average age. No dude, that's his maximum age for a girlfriend despite now being close to twice their age now. People have a problem with the pattern.

The "Autistic people don't like eye contact because of ancestral memories of the Medusa times" was originally a joke someone made on Tumblr and this lady rephrased it to sound more 'credible'

@dustpanman2998

Жыл бұрын

This sounds like a dumb joke I'd make when I'm extremely sleep deprived.

@monochromatic9601

Жыл бұрын

@@dustpanman2998 Tumblr in a nutshell

@Knight_Dragon

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I know that one! The joke was something like “Medusa and her autistic girlfriend who dosent like making eye contact” or whatever

@bloodymetalangel287

Жыл бұрын

As an autistic person who doesn’t do eye contact I find that funny xD.

@KazooLoid

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I’m not surprised it was a tumblr meme

"its giving abandonment" 💀💀💀

Kurtis being like an incredible LGBT ally in this makes my little gay heart happy

@UnemployedStormtrooper

7 ай бұрын

your heart fr: 🏳‍🌈

Throwback to when my boyfriend called his friend group “a platonic polyamorous relationship” like bestie that’s a friendship 😭

@Stardust-cq9ws

Жыл бұрын

HELP

@cherilynsarts8845

Жыл бұрын

Wtffff they need to take normal pills

@alfie3.14

Жыл бұрын

As somebody in a queerplatonic relationship, this is so funny to me-

@alfie3.14

Жыл бұрын

@Emma English, what did you not understand? I can only see one word that might be a little confusing, so

@Garnox_

Жыл бұрын

@Emma twitter

Ok this is bad but the “Kink Unlocked” immediately followed by a trigger warning for suicide might be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

@GoPissAboutIt420

Жыл бұрын

@peter omg a bot 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍😍😍

@GoPissAboutIt420

Жыл бұрын

yeah it made me laugh a little bit to hard

@fl3m1n9o4

Жыл бұрын

the way you can still hear him shouting "NOOOO" while the warning is on screen 💀

@fl3m1n9o4

Жыл бұрын

@im calling saul i'm gonna have to call saul after we're done

@bakabaka8235

Жыл бұрын

@@fl3m1n9o4 lol

15:11 NO WAY SHES USING THE MATRIX AS A PART OF HER TRANSPHOBIA. THE TRANS PEOPLE MOVIE. IM GOING INSANE

I love kurtis trying to understand gen z twitter humor

That "abortion is WORSE THAN SLAVERY11!!!1!!111!!11" take legit made my jaw drop to the fucking floor.

@Gravve01

Жыл бұрын

I became that Quagmire meme fr

@L0onyMo0ny

Жыл бұрын

@@Gravve01 The one where he's a toilet??

@Themothman1852

Жыл бұрын

@@L0onyMo0ny yes

@Itz_Sophie18

Жыл бұрын

Mine reached to the underworld

@KEeosFight

Жыл бұрын

I mean murder is the worst crime

The funniest part about that “matrix/biological gender” tiktok is that the creators of the matrix are trans women who later said that the matrix was a metaphor for their experience as trans

@maia2259

Жыл бұрын

Andrew Tate is malding rn

It's always so funny when transphobes talk about The Matrix, because the Wachowski sisters confirmed it's an allegory for being trans.

Italian here. Do not stop the Italian jokes. I love them and they make me laugh when Im eating-a my-a pasta

"Abortion is worse than slavery. AT LEAST THEY CAN ESCAPE!" Had me shocked.

@hkazu63

Жыл бұрын

I never get genuinely speechless but that one took every word out of my mouth for a solid 3 minutes

@heckingbamboozled8097

9 ай бұрын

My jaw dropped. It's such a wild take

@AS-pg1vi

8 ай бұрын

They do escape…the womb

@lt3880

8 ай бұрын

Its the people who wish they owned slaves

@Moonberry711

8 ай бұрын

I had to pause and take a break I couldn’t believe what I was hearing 😭

i am somebody who is chronically ill, i’m in a wheelchair and i cant leave my house without assistance. as a result of that i spend most of my time inside, and a lot (too much) of that time is spent on the internet, so i always get worried that i’m becoming too “chronically online” and that i’m losing touch with reality, and then i see things like this. and my worries subside. these people are both hilarious and terrifying at the same time.

@mewtuwa

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I don't think being online too much is the issue (well, it probably plays a part) but the person already has issues that leads to them spending most of their time online spitting their insane hot takes that no one IRL would take seriously.

@cyanidesmile7263

Жыл бұрын

Same. Chronic illness + pain so I can't work, plus I live in the middle of nowhere, so to compensate I spend a lot of time online or at least with KZread playing in the background. I always think that I might be online too much, but at least I still know the earth is round, space is real, transphobia is bigotry, slavery is infinitely worse than a private medical procedure, and autism didn't come from people being afraid of Medusa.

@Isabeltherat

Жыл бұрын

i really want to know how some people become like that,, maybe they're just too naive and gullible for the internet

@raylupa9313

Жыл бұрын

Relating. Can't move around well with many chronic illnesses. I'm inside aside the doctor visits. So being online a lot has been both bad and good. The goodhas been the funny stuff and entertaining movies/shows. Oh and some neat chronic illness people to talk to. That helps a lot. The rest is whatever.

@Lara-gc9wd

Жыл бұрын

Chronic onlineness is less about "I spend a lot of time online" and more about "I've spent so much time in an online space with its own rules, acceptable worldviews, and politics that I've become completely unaware of how the rest of reality functions," or "I've spent so much time curating an online space that excludes any experience, argument or worldview that I cannot be validated by that I cannot actually process or engage with a large range of viewpoints, something that is a vital human experience and critical to developing social skills and personal beliefs" So it's less about how much time you spend online and more about how you engage with the online spaces you are presented with. If you're able to look critically at how much you are online and how that could potentially distort your reality, then that's a good sign you're in the clear

as an autistic person i can confirm i am a time traveler from medusa times

When mental health terminology became a thing in common vernacular. Shit broke loose. Suddenly everyone's throwing around the names of disorders like they're badges of honor, or smoking guns against your statements or beliefs. I don't wanna hear how someone "gaslit" you because they disagreed with you. Or how "I was literally traumatized by that movie". No you weren't.

@AllenLantz

7 ай бұрын

I think youre being narcissistic rn tbh smh

@mysocksarewet

7 ай бұрын

Yeah I agree with the other guy. You’re narcissistic, you’re allowed to throw that one around. Frfr ngl smh wysamtiab

@AllenLantz

7 ай бұрын

@@mysocksarewet I hope people can tell were joking

kurtis making fun of people who are chronically online but also pointing out how the term is kind of insensitive really sums up his entire persona

@gorillazisfreetherapy

Жыл бұрын

I love Kurtis

@Chkprofilename

Жыл бұрын

Fax

@brianbethea3069

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, as someone with a chronic condition, I think the use of the term "Chronically online" is actually pretty hilarious.

@weinerpalace853

Жыл бұрын

so a picture of kurtis would entertain you is what your saying. just come out and say youre attracted to kurtis, its all good

@ScoopMeisterGeneral

Жыл бұрын

I'm not really sure I get why it's insensitive. I mean, sure, chronic illnesses can be horrible, but that's not the only meaning of the word "chronic".

as someone with a chronic illness, thinking that saying "chronically online" is offensive is the most chronically online take

@duasyed6116

Жыл бұрын

LOL I WAS THINKING THIS TOO JGJGH

@aprilannahh7374

Жыл бұрын

I also have a chronic illness and I appreciate him being sensitive and I don't speak for all chronically ill people, but personally I think the term "chronically online" is hilarious and should never go out of fashion

@adrienneczerni6516

Жыл бұрын

@@aprilannahh7374 Agreed. I like the gesture of respect, and it’s true that a lot of people online use disabilities as derogatory terms which is bad, but chronically literally means “for an elapsed period of time”. I’m chronically gay. It’s an adjective not associated with disability inherently

@bobbirdsong6825

Жыл бұрын

@@adrienneczerni6516 lol “chronically gay” I happen to be chronically white myself. But I do think “chronically online” does have value considering being online all day every day has a definitive effect on how you perceive the world and yourself

@adrienneczerni6516

Жыл бұрын

@@bobbirdsong6825 yeah. For my mental health as someone with an obsessive condition it is important for me to be online less

Chronic really just means "consistent for an extended period of time" you can have chronic illness but you can also have a chronic cough after a cold that hangs on

There should be a reddit part. The amount of times people on reddit just tell people to deal with issues by just not dealing with it is absolutely insane.

@fiftyzanes

Жыл бұрын

I love your pfp. Rip Annie :(

@notcomfortable_here

Жыл бұрын

@@trollisourbriteeggs6282 I got told to kms on the s*icidewatch subreddit after trying to console someone. they morally justified it by saying I was using toxic positivity. I have absolutely no words.

@Animallovercomedian

Жыл бұрын

@@trollisourbriteeggs6282 oh man I’ve seen self harm subs where people brag about how badly they injure themselves. Like, needing hospital trips But mostly Reddit is just “do you have a marital issue? Get a divorce” or “you have a job? Quit today”

@Early90sBabyEntertainment

Жыл бұрын

⬅️I mâke Much Môre Énteřtaining Ćon țent than Kurtis Conner! I'm better than Kurtis Conner!

@kennycubensis8152

Жыл бұрын

Reddit has some toxic ass people

I liked the “you can’t even go out with a woman without seeing a woman” joke hahaha maaan

@Early90sBabyEntertainment

Жыл бұрын

@Dactal

Жыл бұрын

@Flash bang dude why why why why. Just don’t. It ain’t it

As an autistic person, I can confirm that we do, in fact, avoid eye contact due to memories from Medusa times.

Been binging your videos while tidying my room. Thanks

"I don't think the guy at McDonalds gaslit you, you probably just ordered wrong. You sound crazy right now." Amazing, brilliant, love it.

@BigenZrays

Ай бұрын

​@@Early90sBabyEntertainment no its not :/

I laughed my head off at the random Mario picture😂

autistic person here, yes we do have snake tails for legs, snakes for hair and our gaze can petrify humans

It’s so beautiful to see people on twitter discovering emotions, it brings tears to my eyes

@ladycobrana852

Жыл бұрын

Truly, it’s a once in a lifetime experience

@enigma5355

Жыл бұрын

What are tears?? Sorry I'm from Twitter I don't understand.

@nobody_1985

Жыл бұрын

@@enigma5355 water drops that comes off from your eyes

@alal2192

Жыл бұрын

We’re witnessing evolution!!

@JM-zg2jg

Жыл бұрын

BoycottFacebook/Meta It has stifled our social media, gaming and VR progress for years. All the while destroying our self images, politics and privacy. We have nothing to lose, and everything to gain. Time to log out and stay that way. Let’s all watch it die together.

as an autistic person i can't tell you how many TIMES I've turned my friends to stone haha! every time i do it everyone around me says "oh, oli!" like a sitcom and everyone starts clapping loudly!

@lavender_flower1915

Жыл бұрын

LMAO THE SITCOM

@buggy.doodle

Жыл бұрын

LMAOOO

@fa1ry994

Жыл бұрын

HELPPPP

@thistlestuck

Жыл бұрын

As an autistic person as well, i can also confirm this!

@perthfarr7383

Жыл бұрын

Same! It’s funny every time, never gets old!!

20:29 Kurtis's reaction had me laughing so loud because I genuinely reacted the same way 😭😭

as an autistic person i can confirm. every time i see another person's eyeball my ancestral memories tell me they're medusa.

The term "chronic" is not just used to describe physical diseases, it is also used to describe addictions like alcoholism. A "chronic alcoholic" or "chronic smoker" are people who cannot quit those destructive habits, so I think "chronically online" would fit into that particular group of "chronic" issues.

@seiashun

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, alcoholism is classified as a mental illness (alcohol use disorder) in the DSM-5

@haruuuuu1115

Жыл бұрын

i get what he's saying though. just because the definition of the word means one thing doesn't mean the connotation is one we should ignore. just another example of the importance of highlighting connotation v denotation lol

@xxcallmeniaxx3272

Жыл бұрын

Yes but with the way “triggered” is used I get the worry. As someone with c-ptsd I hate seeing triggered used all the time, and I’m starting to see the word “trauma” is being used the same way and it’s concerning to say the least.

@Animallovercomedian

Жыл бұрын

@@xxcallmeniaxx3272 welcome to the party. I have ocd

@vennaluvsyou

Жыл бұрын

@@xxcallmeniaxx3272 THIS

I had to stop being friends with someone who was chronically online because she started accusing me of all sorts of shit that just wasn't true. They are truly the most exhausting people to be around.

@Nataniahuahu

Жыл бұрын

I'm so sorry 😞 Replying so you don't have only a bot reply

@pinkiehowell6017

Жыл бұрын

Been there..I had a really close friend who had a go at me for accidently making my other friend feel worried for a moment and he made me out to be a toxic person and instantly called me toxic as soon as I showed any sign of annoyance towards him from the way he was treating me and my friends.

@ArturGlass.C

Жыл бұрын

SAAAME sorry you went through it. I had to give up on basically all my friends from teen years because they grew up being obsessed with social media to the point they just became different people. Never really grew up.

@lucygricee

Жыл бұрын

same lmao

@jiminjams52

Жыл бұрын

dude I said I didn't like a character in a kpop fanfiction and this girl who was reading it as well liked her said that I was RACIST???!?!! she yelled that in a train and our class (we were going to the FCE exam hall) all looked at me with wide eyes and I didn't know how to act! it was awful especially since I come from Brazil a place where being mixed with everything is the norm and (most) people don't care about skin color. im not her friend anymore cuz she being chronically online accused me of so much shit and made me feel horrible

i love how he says pasta

I know it’s mostly the bare minimum for being a good person but kurtis’ casual anti-transphobia and respect for queer people means a lot to me personally. Esp because a lot of creators pat themselves on the back and act like they’re doing something profound and major by just not being a dick to trans ppl. Kurtis’ channel feels like a safe space and I appreciate open 😊support from any public figure especially since transphobia and homophobia is so prevalent online

my tour bus actually burnt down I wish it was a joke but it’s very real

@turdboi4200

Жыл бұрын

HI

@noaln

Жыл бұрын

L

@pomiotszatana1728

Жыл бұрын

are you okay?

@elitaheart

Жыл бұрын

what

@CupOfTea2

Жыл бұрын

Who is this guy (who is he)

One of the best ones was the one where the lady said she liked having coffee with her husband in the morning on Twitter and everyone called her classist 😭

@kikicc2068

11 ай бұрын

What

@j3551kuh

11 ай бұрын

😅 that was hilarious

@Pragabond

8 ай бұрын

@@kikicc2068People on Twitter were saying something along the lines of wow imagine having the time and money to sit with your husband in the morning and drink coffee in the garden how dare you? Like holy shit calm down out here acting like all of us broke bitches are working 16 hour days and can't afford to sit outside and drink coffee

@0XBlondie96X0

8 ай бұрын

Envy is one hell of a drug

@athenajaxon2397

8 ай бұрын

That was so bizarre and then everyone just screamed about how privileged she was like idk it seems kinda normal tbh

14:13 as a half italian, I love these jokes. dont listen to dumb twitter people who have never met anyone who has ever been to anywhere remotely italian