He doesn’t blink because it isn’t one of his skills

@molly702

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAH OH NOOO

@snailpocky

3 жыл бұрын

the way i choked

@thesunray4882

3 жыл бұрын

Alexa could never 😭

@ReptilianTeaDrinker

3 жыл бұрын

It's because he was born in a test tube.

@EnbyAnnoyance

3 жыл бұрын

lol

📀 📀 👄 “I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends.”

@iliketoeatbatteries8122

3 жыл бұрын

Those cd emojis look exactly like his eyes

@nasirahnor4713

3 жыл бұрын

@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 wait i see it 😂😂 the heck

@iliketoeatbatteries8122

3 жыл бұрын

@@nasirahnor4713 aa lol

@f1ora

3 жыл бұрын

@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 yuppp 🤣

@biancahargrett7119

3 жыл бұрын

😭😩😂

The crazy thing is this dude makes incredibly aware content now. His 3 pinned TikToks rn are about funding libraries, how school meals should be free, and how inflation is due to corporate greed.

@danielbamford4105

Жыл бұрын

Fair enough on the first two but inflation is way more complicated than 'corporate greed'.

@bugzy_brain

Жыл бұрын

fr, we stan pookie and the pookielations 🙏🙏🛐🛐🛐

@AvrageMilkEnjoyer

Жыл бұрын

Pookie upgraded

@Janaaaaaaaaa_

Жыл бұрын

pookielations 🙏🙏

@yuh6573

Жыл бұрын

yes i love pookie now

I went to Middle school/High School with him. He was always a nice guy. I was a little awkward and "uncool" but he was always nice to me.

@calowenby1654

Жыл бұрын

Huh. That’s cool.

@heywhatsup3032

Жыл бұрын

bro what

@glutenisthedevil3688

Жыл бұрын

@@heywhatsup3032 what

@heywhatsup3032

Жыл бұрын

@@glutenisthedevil3688 it's just hella surprising. sorry if it came across as if i were attacking you

@glutenisthedevil3688

Жыл бұрын

@@heywhatsup3032 Nah, he was a bit of an idiot but a decent person. Edit - this was Middle School until sophomore year when I "knew" him.

"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends" His face:🗿

@rosemaryvaughn4050

3 жыл бұрын

his best friend must be godly looking

@SunniDae333

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@daisys3006

3 жыл бұрын

Fr

@5ordersofnormalbread691

3 жыл бұрын

Yo, Angelo

@perperperpen

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-ys8tx6bb3d that is one impressive filter.

My current theory is that he’s one of those “realistic” AI people

@axolotlarson9384

3 жыл бұрын

thispersondoesnotexist.com

@ReptilianTeaDrinker

3 жыл бұрын

No, no, that's a fact! lol

@silvera4352

3 жыл бұрын

Uncanny valley indeed

@DiamondDazzleSparkle

3 жыл бұрын

Lil mikayla

@spicycherrymilk9058

3 жыл бұрын

Ngl id ship him with that other ai girl

it’s crazy how this man is actually spreading light now. Talking about wars, how school lunches should be free for kids, abortions, women’s rights, and also inflation. Check him out. He’s actually an insanely great person now.

@CharlesRoger893

13 күн бұрын

Redemption arc

@mountaindewbajablast4794

4 күн бұрын

has he seen two pretty best friends yet though?

He's such a king now speaking facts everyday and is very supportive of abortion and feminism things (idk what to call it lmao)

@pokemaster1478

Жыл бұрын

Womens rights….

@himbosuplex

Жыл бұрын

that's so nice to hear damn, glad when people actually mature and grow as ppl

@Li8aGun92

Жыл бұрын

@@pokemaster1478 LOL "you know this thing where women are allowed to do things... uhh... Women's rights?"

@pinheadlarry2921

Жыл бұрын

that’s called catering

@kaskaskas

Жыл бұрын

@@pinheadlarry2921 or maybe some people just aren't pieces of shite

🥘 🥘 👃🏼 👄 🦟 “I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, it’s always one of them that’s gotta be ugly”

@soulnha

3 жыл бұрын

LMFOAOSOOSP

@lanielannister

3 жыл бұрын

It’s the fly for me 💀

@kokolatte825

3 жыл бұрын

What did you use for the eyes? Bowl of curry! 🤣🤣🤣💀

@wolfeevi

3 жыл бұрын

THE FLY STOP

@feyla4814

3 жыл бұрын

NOT THE CURRY 😭😭

The great thing about Kurtis is that you never have to imagine anything ; he's gonna act it out

@waylankellison3672

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@donb956

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Melissaheartt

3 жыл бұрын

I keep coming back for the extra greeting but this does me too

@ananyasahay

3 жыл бұрын

omg yes 😂

@lindahalvorsen4062

3 жыл бұрын

Except the KZread plaques

He's honestly not that bad of a guy nowadays! I'm glad hes seemed like he's changed

@Loraxitive

Жыл бұрын

he is absolutely unhinged in the best way now. his content is just so stupid and funny and he has changed. he is so much better now.

@biccnesse

Жыл бұрын

@@Loraxitive I AGREE OH MY GOD!!! He’s so unhinged now it’s so funny, we stan pookie 🙏

@weilir7065

Жыл бұрын

fr, me personally i’m hoping he’s not just changing for appearances and clout but he seems so much funnier and down to earth now

@biccnesse

Жыл бұрын

@@weilir7065 i agree!!

@espeon871

Жыл бұрын

He went from potential chud to a progressive icon its truly a glow up

It was so nice to read the comments and find out that our unusual man here is in a way better place now. I wish him the best.

@bowgart683

8 ай бұрын

What

@biggestastiest

7 ай бұрын

this makes it sound like he died but he just got into more progressive takes

@dahliacheung6020

7 ай бұрын

For real, like, reading comments from people who knew him growing up and considering what he talks about now I definitely feel like the super shallow tiktok fuckboy phase was an act. And I mean... It worked too very him a ton of attention so... Yeah.

he doesn’t blink because he was alive before blinking was invented

@layknee22

3 жыл бұрын

BALANCE BABY 👶👆🏼

@floffycow2649

3 жыл бұрын

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends🥘👄🥘

@nini1683

3 жыл бұрын

He doesn't know how to blink because it's not one of his skills

@kaylawegner9528

3 жыл бұрын

figures

@devilh0urr569

3 жыл бұрын

@@nini1683 I laughed too hard at this

“Except for that one time” y’all really traumatized him for forgetting the extra greeting that one time and now he’s terrified

@quuenC

3 жыл бұрын

As he should

@Aleezakq

3 жыл бұрын

I straight up just posted a comment like this and then saw yours 😭😭😂

@Me-zt1gk

3 жыл бұрын

@Mouse Lover I think you mean his update corner. Kurtis’s knees will hurt so much he’d wish for death.

@brittanymccafferty1319

3 жыл бұрын

He can't go in punished , I NEED MY EXTRA GREETING

@rayann1041

3 жыл бұрын

And I'll do it again

Kurtis should make a full on update on this man. Man has gone from misogynist to comrade.

@mike41062

6 ай бұрын

😂 from based to bitch?

@stephentrash8579

4 ай бұрын

how was any of it misogynistic it was literally just Facebook humor in a robotic voice

looking back at this now is so funny. pookie actually has some fire takes as well

@airinmacdonald3979

Жыл бұрын

Fr his posts nowadays are like actually facts

@tyudeongis

Жыл бұрын

@@airinmacdonald3979 what’s he up to nowadays??

@airinmacdonald3979

Жыл бұрын

@@tyudeongis his videos are the same format as in this video but now he's openly out as bi and posts a lot of feminist and gay stuff

@tyudeongis

Жыл бұрын

@@airinmacdonald3979 oh that’s cool !!!

@ierobpd

Жыл бұрын

pookie is so amazing luv him fr

Those eyes don't look wise and immortal. They look like there's nothing but elevator music in his head

@humanbeing4483

3 жыл бұрын

maybe elevator music is the music of all times

@Erin-zb9yj

3 жыл бұрын

@@humanbeing4483 lol just all music ever invented or that will ever be invented playing at once

@comical_flask

3 жыл бұрын

lmaooo

@humanbeing4483

3 жыл бұрын

@@Erin-zb9yj maybe that’s why he can’t hear the stupid stuff that comes out of his mouth, the music is too loud.. that would make a lot of sense

@sexfuk2119

3 жыл бұрын

But my brain only plays elevator music and I am a genius dont judge us like that bro 😡😡😡😭

If a guy called me “pookie” I’d.... idk what I’d do but it wouldn’t be good

@hp1600

3 жыл бұрын

I might actually start swinging and I'm pretty nonviolent

@penelope3682

3 жыл бұрын

pookie was the name i gave my first cat when i was 7 lmaoooo i cant imagine people calling humans pookie now

@lisakanzira8976

3 жыл бұрын

**cries in sister calls my dog Pookie**

@indiae.2457

3 жыл бұрын

my mom calls me pookie 💀 I hate it

@hannahbreitler7107

3 жыл бұрын

@@indiae.2457 Oh my god same

Kurtis pls come back to this dude 😭😭 he had SUCH a character arc like he talks abt really important stuff and platforms good people

I saw this dude in the wild on tiktok for the first time a while back and he actually has some good takes, I’ve seen like 3 videos of him voicing support for Palestine

@CharlesRoger893

13 күн бұрын

Yeah I saw that too, he's gotten so much better now, good for him

BALANCE BABY

@emofart0613

3 жыл бұрын

SO THE FINAL JAM IS COMING UP-(sorry)

@somethingawesome1311

3 жыл бұрын

Yooo whats up guys? Love your videoos

@miauwras4751

3 жыл бұрын

Did not expect to see you here😂

@disdiot2995

3 жыл бұрын

Nice to see you guys here

@abs.11.11

3 жыл бұрын

Hi guyssss

It’s alright, Kurtis - we are all scared.

@akkum1322

3 жыл бұрын

@lxvely ryujinie HAHAHAHAHA

@angelr6782

3 жыл бұрын

Miss Lyntheena 😶 omg he is scary 😱😱😱

update on this guy hes apparently gay now? or bi? but hes advocating for womens rights and is actually super cool now i love him

@Puppysprinkle

Жыл бұрын

you cant turn gay you find out you're gay and idk if he is gay

@Moonwalker2923

Жыл бұрын

@@Puppysprinkle your sexuality and preferences can change. So can your gender identity. And I also heard he’s bi, pro-choice, feminist and an LGBTQ+ rights activist.

jay has gotten so much better and has changed. he says the silliest things now and i love it.

This man’s eyes are dead. He’s seen too much.

@fernanda-yx9vr

3 жыл бұрын

nope, he hasnt seen two pretty best friends

@lexisoup1948

3 жыл бұрын

yet he hasn’t seen two pretty best friends

@hi6575

3 жыл бұрын

But he ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

@user77797

3 жыл бұрын

before he dies he has to see two pretty best friends, so i guess he’s immortal because one of them always gotta be ugly

@titaniacollette5405

3 жыл бұрын

But he ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

He ain’t ever seen 2 pretty best friends cause his eyeballs aren’t real

@garlicpowder38

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense because seeing isnt one of his skills

@Garpblarp

3 ай бұрын

nah that shit glass 😭😭😭😭

@Wolverine_onYTTV

2 ай бұрын

I read this right as it played in the video. Soooo that glitch in the matrix happened lol

Crazy Eyes Kurt is genuinely the scariest thing I have ever witnessed. I love horror but no horror in any media has ever evoked the physical reaction I just had to that last skit. I’m gonna pewk

i love pookie hes just a silly little guy

this dudes eyes give me flashbacks to “i had surgery on them after a bad accident when i was 7”

@shelkyshark9266

3 жыл бұрын

I thought of the same thing 🤣

@dothmotherknowyouwearth

3 жыл бұрын

-They're from the same lab?-

@misspotterstargleek

3 жыл бұрын

ooh deep pull nice

@lowkey.x5855

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo

@worm2976

3 жыл бұрын

WHY DO I REMEMBER THAT

kurtis will say the smallest statement and a whole mini movie starts playing

@snuz1257

3 жыл бұрын

facts 🥘👅🥘

@officert5147

3 жыл бұрын

@@snuz1257 bro those pizza contacts

@issaread5937

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😭😭

@ebosearhuidese8152

3 жыл бұрын

literallyyyy

@sparklingstickynote

3 жыл бұрын

@@snuz1257 STOP 😭

Kurtis please do a part 2, he has learned many things while on our earth

u gotta make another video on him now cus he's actually based now 😮‍💨

"except for that one time" y'all SCARRED HIM scarred him

@ecb3828

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoooo true that

@ecb3828

3 жыл бұрын

@Saima Azim kzread.info/dash/bejne/Znx7pJOMp93WhcY.html in short he forgot to do his signature iconic extra greeting at the beginning of his previous vid and got “cancelled” for it lol it’s a good vid

@CicadaSpring14

Жыл бұрын

he scarred us

@hermansfood9672

Жыл бұрын

What video wass that

@_hxeningkxi_

Жыл бұрын

What happened 💀

His eyes give me the impression that he knows something that us plebeians could never comprehend

@eatcereal1294

3 жыл бұрын

I read that as lesbians I-

@user-ht7hj2hw4b

3 жыл бұрын

@@eatcereal1294 literally me too

@orlaithmac1423

3 жыл бұрын

not the plebeians 💀

@sometimesmilo

3 жыл бұрын

I-

@person1232

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, where’s the lie?

its crazy cus now he posts very feminist things, and soreads awareness on actual problems in america

@yomiyuarts

Жыл бұрын

RIGHT? He slays now Character Development FR

This guy actually had a redemption arc and is actually defending women more then ever and I actually follow him cause he’s sometimes funny

“I aint never seen two pretty best friends.” This guy clearly has never seen Kurtis and Jacob.

@Rain-np7tk

3 жыл бұрын

Trueee

@allisonherr333

3 жыл бұрын

Or me and my bestie 😜

@teaganmyla

3 жыл бұрын

@@allisonherr333 ey

@Lalalalalalalla123

3 жыл бұрын

YHES

@2011Scarecrow

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

I FOUND OUT WHY HE DOESNT BLINK, HE USING A FILTER THAT CHANGES THE EYE COLOR WHEN YOU BLINK, SO HE CANT BLINK OR HIS EYE COLOR WILL CHANGE

@aislynnbarry8136

3 жыл бұрын

WAIT

@johnsvlogsandgames2891

3 жыл бұрын

HE BLINKS IN THE VIDEO THOUGH, I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION TO SEE IF HE CHANGES EYE COLORS THOUGH BUT HE DID BLINK. I WATCHED IT AGAIN AND HIS EYES DIDN'T CHANGE COLORS. THOSE ARE CONTACTS OR I GUESS THEY COULD BE REAL POSSIBLY.

@molly702

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAH OMG IM DYING THAT IS SO FREAKING FUNNY

@joymukerjee5642

3 жыл бұрын

WHY ARE YOU GUYS SHOUTING???

@pandabobablue

3 жыл бұрын

TAAVI YOU’RE A GENIUS

please make a follow up video on him, he’s pulled a 180 and is now based af

@mike41062

6 ай бұрын

Sounds from all the comments like he went from legit to bitch.. i didn't see anything he said as misogynistic, and I guess now that he got a large female following is advocating for abortion and is a male feminist and sounds like a leftist.. that's the opposite of becoming based.

its strange to see how pookie was like this

@remmy_rat

Жыл бұрын

that’s exactly what i was thinking 😭

He's like what algorithms think handsome people would look like.

@thewalnut4017

3 жыл бұрын

👁️👄👁️

@sn0wwhites1991

3 жыл бұрын

omg true

@ssssSTopmotion

3 жыл бұрын

True

@rileythacker3211

3 жыл бұрын

"I ain't ever seen two pretty best friends, one always gotta be ulgy" This is me trying to draw the second eye the same size as the first one

@sn0wwhites1991

3 жыл бұрын

@@rileythacker3211 :D

He doesn’t blink because he’s too busy searching for two pretty best friends

@Nico-lr2vf

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@adrianaheiler9794

3 жыл бұрын

but he did make me curious to see his pretty best friend now, the one with normal functioning eyes.

@shiii_yuuhhht5765

3 жыл бұрын

Momento Mori

@banaa2848

3 жыл бұрын

I’m ur 600 like AH yes

@jazzyqueen1214

3 жыл бұрын

Momento mori

please revisit pookie!! he took a turn for the better and he's iconic now💅 still love this video so much tho

pookie?!

“He got that long face” - Danny, probably

@anniedangerface

3 жыл бұрын

😯

@isapurcino

3 жыл бұрын

lmao i can really hear him saying that

@gray9914

3 жыл бұрын

why can i read this in his voice💀💀

@user-kz8cp4rh8j

3 жыл бұрын

@@gray9914 same-

@babylonprojectillustration2014

3 жыл бұрын

I can hear this comment

"I ain't ever seen two pretty best friends, one always gotta be ulgy" This is me trying to draw the second eye the same size as the first one

@Erin-zb9yj

3 жыл бұрын

Also me trying to fill in my wonky eyebrow when I do my makeup 😂

@dani-ch6jv

3 жыл бұрын

Me trying to do my eyeliner

@majo8117

3 жыл бұрын

I can relate

@AshXiao1

3 жыл бұрын

Straight facts

@Tuaiscool

3 жыл бұрын

Hands

That’s our Pookie 🤭 we follow him for pookielations 🥰

This guy has evolved actually and now drops the absolute hottest of takes daily

I remember someone saying that he has all the prettiest features arranged in the ugliest way. I-

@ag00714

3 жыл бұрын

Omg this is literally the best way to describe it😳

@iw3552

3 жыл бұрын

Dang they really organized my thoughts into one. I really ain’t know how to put until now 😂

@gingersplashx1601

3 жыл бұрын

He’s just like his quotes, could be good but unarranged

@lishthefish1423

3 жыл бұрын

yes lmao. his features are model-like but he looks unsettling

@rainierday8155

3 жыл бұрын

He looks like he's a character in Gakuen Handsome

He looks like a randomly generated sim

@absolutelyridiculous6743

3 жыл бұрын

You hit the nail on the head 🤣

@ReptilianTeaDrinker

3 жыл бұрын

... but with irradiated eyes. lol

@agafa-ne-loh

3 жыл бұрын

@@ReptilianTeaDrinker custom contents

@lunabun27

3 жыл бұрын

That was my first thought as well! Thanks for pointing it out, I thought I was the only one haha

@rat5987

3 жыл бұрын

bet he got an eyeball ring too

this video is old but he's always made gems like these, and he still does. he's absolutely hilarious and has good political takes.

Two years later and I’m still following Jay on TikTok. I love him so much he’s so silly.

@sillyperson1337

10 ай бұрын

He's so babygirl

@spiderinthecereal

10 ай бұрын

@@sillyperson1337 that is so true, he’s so Pookie fr.

Therapist: Wide eyed Kurtis doesn’t exist Wide eyed Kurtis:

@Narissa_1248

3 жыл бұрын

Some people's eyes just ain't meant for that😂

@ihavenoidea2805

3 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@lizzard.

3 жыл бұрын

@@ihavenoidea2805 i think they mean 5:12

@toomanyfandoms_probably2020

3 жыл бұрын

@@lizzard. Yep thats what I was talking about thanks.

@maggiedeering9854

3 жыл бұрын

@@toomanyfandoms_probably2020 right when I saw ur comment the clip came up

Kurtis looks like a 90s sitcom's protagonist's older brother.

@facepalm18

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@demy203

3 жыл бұрын

He kinda looks like Harry styles from the older brother skit on snl

@helenfaith1508

3 жыл бұрын

True Lmaoo

@jazzyjune5809

3 жыл бұрын

Who we all had a crush on

@rileyhader5276

3 жыл бұрын

this is so specific and yet so incredibly accurate

This man is actually really extremely based on his TikTok rn

I’ve seen one video from this guy and all he said in the video was. “Mickey is a nickname. Nicknames are for friends and Micheal Mouse is no friend of mine.”

@dallasthedirtbag

Жыл бұрын

Lmao saw that one

He is basically the handsome squidward meme but with a buzz cut, immortality, glow in the dark eyes and a balanced baby

@juliamarczuk4176

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@karabirb

3 жыл бұрын

Do you know what a bowl cut is? Bc this ain’t it chief

@megib901

3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean a buzz bby

@aadrikaverma4931

3 жыл бұрын

@Gay Homoson @Nai Birbduck Damn you right

@vidam1072

3 жыл бұрын

Omg so true

Kurtis: he just came out of his mother's womb Also kurtis: he's been around for thousands of years

@Sunidhi2706

3 жыл бұрын

Well technically the dude is 0-24 y/o so let's not assume his age yet 😔

@cronchybo

3 жыл бұрын

he's been in his mother's womb for thousands of years

@mirellekwon5795

3 жыл бұрын

BALANCE BABY

@aylacarda

3 жыл бұрын

It's called balance baby

@ardvark3131

3 жыл бұрын

In all fairness, the whole statement was "It's like he's been around for thousands of years", which is commenting on how confident he asserts stuff.

stan pookie

UPDATE VIDEO ABOUT HIM KURTIS IM BEGGING

Jordan: “Ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends before.” Yeah, with those eyes, how do you see in broad daylight, damn- Edit: Also I love Kurtis’s impression of Jordan with those goddamn wide eyes-

@standingonastaircasetalkin3738

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I can't stop laughing

@siddubois4753

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@TheKatarinaGiselle

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lifeoftalise4390

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@pizzatime7433

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

He is like the human version of Handsome Squidward’s bobble head.

@ej6975

3 жыл бұрын

That’s so oddly specific and I love it

@rokronroff

3 жыл бұрын

*Humanoid

@ZielonaPastela

3 жыл бұрын

That's it! I knew he reminded me of something!

@nobody9729

3 жыл бұрын

this is so accurate

@BBaaaaa

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO This is why he looks familiar

Update: turns out he’s actually pretty cool bc he uses his platform to speak up for Gaza

@chaosdisembodied5483

3 ай бұрын

That was the first time I ever actually saw him! Finding out now that he's this guy is kinda surprising. I love that he speaks up for gaza though

omg pookie is actually getting popular now

i ain't never seen two greetings in every video. there's always That One Time.

@ekokonutz

3 жыл бұрын

THIS WINS T H I S COMMENT WINS. PACK YOUR BAGS.

@nanaclaire8016

3 жыл бұрын

This one is good 😭😭😭

@ronni3204

3 жыл бұрын

THIS comment should've been pinned😭😭

@madelinebeatlesgirl

3 жыл бұрын

omg hi rachel

@k5__beatz754

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

📀 📀 👃🏽 👄 🦔 “I ain’t never seen 2 pretty best frens”

@lasnotsoplagas

3 жыл бұрын

lmao.

@daisyhatepage

3 жыл бұрын

The hedge hog just chillin there

@MystiqMiu

3 жыл бұрын

coupled with your icon im in tearsss

@abbychristian3758

3 жыл бұрын

🥘👄🥘

@nicolehill8320

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3 years later and i genuinely appreciate that guy now

“You spent them all on colored contacts” had me actually laughing aloud

His chin is seriously weirding me out bro, the way he doesn’t blink and his robot voice reminds me of a coworker I had that would creep on every female and used KZread inspirational speeches as a personality.

@samleotta9777

3 жыл бұрын

lol maybe he's just a deep fake experiment

@dp9828

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was just me getting those vibes 😬 his chin is like something out of a cartoon

@auroradiaz3248

3 жыл бұрын

I THOUGHT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT CURTIS AT FIRST JGJFJDJDJSAJD

@skarletbueso

3 жыл бұрын

@@auroradiaz3248 LMAOO SAME

@xxonlywunxx

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think making fun of someone's physical features is ever a valid way to critique them or their behavior.

The man looks like he was generated by an AI or something.

@luvbIoom

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr he looks like a deep fake

@dogegang7743

3 жыл бұрын

E

@dangerfloofprincess

3 жыл бұрын

I'd believe this person is an amalgamation of 90's "attractive features"

@lop1657

3 жыл бұрын

F that. This mans videos randkm humor is literally AI style

@DR3_34D

3 жыл бұрын

Ye

He's such an aware guy now, I love the growth. Very cool guy imo

HE IS PART OF THE KUMALALA VS SAVESTA LORE NOW! HE IS CHESTA.

Wanna feel old? This is Handsome Squidward in 2020

@kacdp

3 жыл бұрын

Bro you got 69 likes I can’t fuck up the vibes

@rorri78

3 жыл бұрын

Well the vibes got fucked up

@fluer7604

3 жыл бұрын

@@kacdp 36 minutes ago 69 likes 36 minutes earlier (rn) 308 likes

@theofficialjesusyoutubecha7304

3 жыл бұрын

1hr 433 likes now 0-0’ that is one mad ass vibe

@tylerducreators

3 жыл бұрын

1 hour ago 563 likes 😌💅🏻

Why is his head literally shaped like an almond.

@abbyreaves595

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t talk about the mayor of Kurtistown like that!!😤😤😡

@giggles171

3 жыл бұрын

@@abbyreaves595 I’m talking about the man in the video, kurtis is my savior I would never disrespect him. Sorry for the misunderstanding

@balogna3368

3 жыл бұрын

@@abbyreaves595 wasn’t talking about kurtis

@danielfecklessness2796

3 жыл бұрын

I like how I read that, it was as if you were legit asking him, ‘Why this head-shape?’ Why not choose another one?

@bluntfishtrauma

3 жыл бұрын

*an sorry

This man changed so much, I repost almost all the Pookielations that come out, I’m just nervous one day it’s gonna come out that all his new content is fake :(

@pigmafia

Жыл бұрын

Pookielations are always so true

kurtis connor never fails to make me laugh. ill be scrolling on yt, having a bad day, and long behold you, kurtis uploaded a video.

He ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends because he’s got two glass eyes

@bangchanIover

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@roisinmurray6267

3 жыл бұрын

WHY DID THIS BLOW UP AHAHAHAHAH

@whale7056

3 жыл бұрын

@@roisinmurray6267 you deserve the fame

I love that the “except for that one time” has officially become a part of the intro... so he always remembers his mistake 😂😂

@bridgette6538

3 жыл бұрын

Actually there is one video where he forgot to add the "except that one time", too

@Mr.Hollyw00d

3 жыл бұрын

I dont like it cuz it doesnt have the same jingle

@SuperMelaa

3 жыл бұрын

I love it, is hilarious. Reminds me of the tw controversy he started himself. What a nice magitian

@omnical6135

3 жыл бұрын

@@bridgette6538 "except for that one time, except for that one time" should be in every intro

@crafted_table

3 жыл бұрын

Video one of asking Kurtis to review SpyKids

U GOTTA MAKE AN UPDATE TO THIS HE IS SO BASED NOW #POOKIELATIONS

hes improved alot hes pretty cool nowadays

I'm losing it over Kurtis keeping his eyes wide open whenever he impersonates Jordan

@vickid9709

3 жыл бұрын

Same! I couldn’t stop laughing!

@micahcook2408

3 жыл бұрын

Making my skin CRAWL. Uncanny valley 😞

@strwbry23

11 ай бұрын

And yet with eyes wide open I still thought he looked cute when he proudly said “ I took it!” during the car skit lmao

@William-Chan694

10 ай бұрын

I see him in my nightmares now

@veriticus

10 ай бұрын

@@strwbry23same

I ain’t ever seen two pretty best friends “They’re lesbians Harold”

@munibasadiq9698

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@RandomPerson-uj3uz

3 жыл бұрын

AND THEY WERE ROOMATES

@sofiaali8567

3 жыл бұрын

PLS IM DISINTEGRATING THIS IS TOO FUNNY HOLY SHIT

@lauratroy13

3 жыл бұрын

Would still be rude to one of them

@discountasian

3 жыл бұрын

Oh my god they were roommates

He fact that I was cryig and having a mental breakdown but decided to watch this video to cheer me up at least a little bit. It did, it cheered me up a lot :) Thank you Kurtis

@CatboyJosephStalin

Жыл бұрын

Real

@abbsterlicious

2 ай бұрын

Sending love

I love how he picks at every single thing and manages to find humour in it.

My man Curtis looking like the older sister‘s boyfriend in a 80s movie💜

@juliagooglia374

3 жыл бұрын

He literally look like Billie from stranger things lmao

@abracabadass

3 жыл бұрын

omg what's the creepy boyfriend from perks of being a wallflower because...yeah

@EmaS0226

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@ChasingYashiro

3 жыл бұрын

I adore this look on him ❤️🙏

@scribble1403

3 жыл бұрын

I hate how accurate this is

where does his chin end and his beard begin? we may never know.

@RandomPerson-uj3uz

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe he doesn’t even have a chin, it’s just beard

@minutemaid7527

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a long journey from his chin to his beard for a little lice like me 😔😔

@cora9598

3 жыл бұрын

@@RandomPerson-uj3uz nah, that's 100% all chin. The beard doesn't exist

@neutralman9124

3 жыл бұрын

I snort laughed, thank you for that.

@pandabobablue

3 жыл бұрын

@@minutemaid7527 lmaoo

Pookie 💓💓

Im so happy Pookie got Yassified

He doesn't even look like a handsome guy, he looks like a caricature of a handsome guy. And it's just uncanny.

@emilyb.8219

3 жыл бұрын

Models often have something off about their look; slightly strange features are a plus for some reason

@ZielonaPastela

3 жыл бұрын

He escaped from a cartoon, I'm telling ya

@reeseewhitfield1734

3 жыл бұрын

@@emilyb.8219 I get what you're saying , but his features aren't even strange. They just look like stereotypically handsome features in the worst possible way.

@neberoni

3 жыл бұрын

oh my god i love your profile picture

@compulsive_jaywalker1861

3 жыл бұрын

@@reeseewhitfield1734 EXACTLY

Kurtis: "I'm too lazy to hang them on the wall" Also Kurtis: *Has two perfectly placed nails on the same wall*

@molly702

3 жыл бұрын

👁👄👁 He would like..another nail 🔴 🔴

@DarkShadic9632

3 жыл бұрын

Molly Jonsson *how do you delete somebody else’s comment*

@boatcats8987

3 жыл бұрын

i aint never seen two pretty wall nails, always 1 gotta be ugly

@smells1e.-_

3 жыл бұрын

@@molly702 A+ COMMENT OH MY GOD

@lucksss_.

3 жыл бұрын

@@DarkShadic9632 *sadly you can’t*

Ngl this guy has made a comeback he's pretty cool on tiktok now

Curtis this is one guy I'd love to see a follow up video on, he seems to have done a complete 180 in regards to content lmao

@wyattstop8222

Жыл бұрын

This video was 2 years ago

@Taylor-bw4zg

Жыл бұрын

@wyatt stop yeah I'm aware lmao that's why I'm asking for a follow up video.

@nedflandersmustache

11 ай бұрын

​@@Taylor-bw4zgyeah but that's relevant bc he's not gonna fuckin see this

@Taylor-bw4zg

11 ай бұрын

@nedflandersmustache4930 ah yes I specifically made this comment thinking "Curtis is gonna read this for sure" and definitely NOT because it's a comment I wanted to make and this is in fact the comments section of a video. Thank u for showing me the error of my ways u kind and benevolent soul. May our lord and savior forever bless u for this kindness you've shown today. 🙄🙄

Lol he looks like a randomly generated Sims 4 character.

@andriwll

3 жыл бұрын

looks like if florida was a man

@reidbead7196

3 жыл бұрын

that's the only way the eyes make sense lmaoo

@elodielebrun

3 жыл бұрын

he looks like a gta npc

@seabb

3 жыл бұрын

with alpha cc eyes 😩

@grossoutgal4863

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, he looks like those uncanny Sims who have that semi-realistic CC made by people who idolize instagram models a little too much

Seeing two pretty bestfriends isn’t one of his skills

@smilingheartman9965

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOOOOOO

@sophia-pl4qu

3 жыл бұрын

THIS

@stasialii

3 жыл бұрын

OH MY HAHQ

@flop9265

3 жыл бұрын

Im dead

@paladinmaguireofbos3347

3 жыл бұрын

But gassing up cars is

“Dude, Where is my car?” “That’s a good movie” 😂😂😂

You should make another video about him

If lizard people exist, he's one of them

@bellastruthers3918

3 жыл бұрын

And their leader is Mark Zucchini

@TheEthangates5

3 жыл бұрын

@@bellastruthers3918 Zucchini 😂 I love that

@bellastruthers3918

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheEthangates5 haha thanks 😁

@afellowturtle2119

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, no doubt about that

@PGOuma

3 жыл бұрын

*I'm convinced* 👁_👁

Bruh he really called out my name, don’t expose me kurtis.

@clp275

3 жыл бұрын

YOU GOT ME CACKLING GIRL

@madisonrose1893

3 жыл бұрын

very unfortunate XD

@jackpp2250

3 жыл бұрын

Pookie that you 😳

@themilkman7986

3 жыл бұрын

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@DRDREAMYBULLMDSBROTHER

3 жыл бұрын

Pookie peek doe????

5:26 this legit looks like a Neil Breen movie 😂

We need a part two of his newer content