them delivering the baby is no joke, the absolute funniest thing I've ever seen. don't care if its real or fake, its camp

@jjLuvv

Жыл бұрын

fr 😭

@pokaay3163

Жыл бұрын

That was the weirdest bot I’ve ever had the displeasure of paying attention to

@millie..

Жыл бұрын

😭😭

@lovesdramas

Жыл бұрын

Goes beyond camp 👌👌

@dakotathegreat2749

Жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard when it just showed the husband laying on the ground

About the ragdoll lore: The baby could cry because it’s half ragdoll and half human so it got its vocal cords from its mother’s genes

@zoyadulzura7490

Жыл бұрын

Omg, yes. It seems so obvious now that you say it

@cinna3670

Жыл бұрын

omg lore

@justine4581

Жыл бұрын

Omg that sound horrifying, what kind of SCP is that

@ziggiplier895

Жыл бұрын

That’s absolutely horrendous I do not want to picture a rag doll with organs and such on the inside

@big_sea

Жыл бұрын

omg yes

When Kurtis said that Mary’s mom made the rag doll, my mind did not immediately jump to “siblings.” It jumped to “damn, Mary stole her mom’s homemade boyfriend.”

@lenefyecak9024

Жыл бұрын

I assumed her mom was her wingman.

@thisisbillgates

Жыл бұрын

Jerry Springer tagline right there: "My daughter stole my handmade boyfriend!“

@zoyadulzura7490

Жыл бұрын

I figured she'd have been like, "Oh no, that's not what I made him for!" But then after reading some of these comments about how Mary's doing this to buy a house with her real boyfriend, I wonder if maybe her mom actually made the doll for this purpose.

@fangal12

Жыл бұрын

My first thought was "Ooh so it's the mom who has a thing for Kurtis Conner"

@Tw0Dots

Жыл бұрын

society did this to you. We live in an age where stealing your brother-husband from your mom is a thing. You should sue!!

Update, the fucking ragdoll cheated by "texting another woman" 💀

@gideongivesharrowboners

Жыл бұрын

hey what the fuck. are you serious.

@KanashiiNekoP

Жыл бұрын

Bro how 💀💀

@kikixo

Жыл бұрын

i was so confused when i found that out

@andreagallegos3120

Жыл бұрын

Smh

@Tudunggiejjang

Жыл бұрын

Wtf 👁️👄👁️

there is actually a real answer to how they get recordings of babies crying. there are people whose job is to handle baby actors - mostly they engage them so they smile, laugh, or sit quietly for tv - but when crying is called for, they start making baby crying noises themselves. even the youngest babies are empathetic, and they're usually like, "oh, we're upset now? i'll cry too"

@alexanderk.6869

Жыл бұрын

It's also not the end of the world for a baby to cry for five seconds on a recording. Babies cry all the time, it's pretty much what they're known for! That's really interesting how they get baby actors to cry. I didn't know that!

@thenetherbaddie9760

Жыл бұрын

that's actually so cute. like the baby just wants to join in lol

@Random-sk6hm

Жыл бұрын

OMG I'm obsessed

@hangryhufflepuff9530

Жыл бұрын

oddly adorable?

@nastassjaminson5040

5 ай бұрын

the phrase "baby actors" is terrifying

i actually didn't expect the ragdoll to look like him but it's so uncanny i started crying

@staridawan

Жыл бұрын

@nchaa what😭

@ART3MISS_

Жыл бұрын

@@staridawan it's a bot💀

@enigma479

Жыл бұрын

@nchaawhy is the grammar is bad 💀

@rickrolled3666

Жыл бұрын

Yo 🔥kzread.info/dash/bejne/pJh-m8Ssfpqwcdo.html.

@PonSealRove

Жыл бұрын

YOU CRIED?! HAHHFHG: IM GONNNA CRY NWOFAf

I was actually at Marcelo’s bachelor party and it was pretty wild - dude got so drunk on pretend beers, he threw up yarn everywhere lmfao love that guy but he was SO hungover the next day - couldn’t even move

@Tw0Dots

Жыл бұрын

you’re so fking funny, take me like

@user-trrr

Жыл бұрын

Couldn’t even move- for the rest of his life ??

@clairequackenbush5712

Жыл бұрын

Advanced humor 👍

@allurajane4979

Жыл бұрын

bruh when can he ever move

@erikadelisle8792

Жыл бұрын

LMAO underrated comment

As a scuba diver I actually got exited when you said there was a site called "underwater dating" lol

@Heather-ip8sd

Жыл бұрын

Fr like that would be such an interesting date

@Man-ej6uv

Жыл бұрын

i’m a free diver. ….. so, are you free on friday?

@negligible_reality

Жыл бұрын

underwater dating? just go date a fish or something lol

@Random-sk6hm

Жыл бұрын

Ok Aquaman

@ashacklett01

11 ай бұрын

I am not a scuba diver, but I would also like to be able date underwater 😂

Yeah her ragdoll son Marcelinho was recently kidnapped. Her husband Marcelo is just speechless and hasn't eaten much since their baby was taken :(

@gudinesangelicau

11 ай бұрын

omg thanks for the update😂❤

About the situation: “Mary” and Marcelo got married at the end of last year, and the whole reason on why they got married was to actually gain attention from brazilian media so she and her boyfriend (yes, her actual real living boyfriend) could get enough money to buy their own house. giving brazil’s economic state and everything here basically costing an arm and a leg nowadays, she was kind of a genius with this idea and i don’t judge her at all Edit: okay so i actually went to her tik tok account out of curiosity and in her own bio it says that its all staged, in addition to the comment saying that buying her house is a “dream she is looking for”. reading some of the descriptions on the videos posted about the repercussions it had, she says that they unfortunately didn’t made any money out of it yet, but she’s happy anyway because she managed to make people happy and have some good laughs with her story

@bsings7928

Жыл бұрын

Wait I love that. I’m not pissed that it’s fake anymore

@amazinc754

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit

@soho6435

Жыл бұрын

yeah no its still weird af

@beatrizoliveiraxavier4491

Жыл бұрын

Cara, eu amei que tem gringos nos comentários achando que é real. Espera até descobrirem a grávida de Taubaté

@rob-tt3hb

Жыл бұрын

@@soho6435 no it's normal for Brazil

Considering Mary and Marcelo could be siblings, technically his side of the family also attended the wedding

@aeliatain2727

Жыл бұрын

absolutely horrific response, great job

@cospaws8810

Жыл бұрын

Naw, they’re half siblings cause they only share the mother.

@thesleepydot

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@RainbowFlowerCrow

Жыл бұрын

@@cospaws8810 Rag brother, wat r u doin?! 😳

@cospaws8810

Жыл бұрын

@@RainbowFlowerCrow That took me a sec ngl but 😂

Kurtis’s editing style is a perfect representation of my brain

@bradentheman1373

Жыл бұрын

me to

@everythingwillbefinecami

Жыл бұрын

Same

Lowkey disappointed that Kurtis didn’t play “Blood related,” I got hype when it started up Also, “I didn’t have the ballssss” is the sound I want to play when I walk into a room.

THIS WOMAN IS BRAZILLIAN, LIKE ME! She actually was doing this as a stunt to gain money to buy her house with her boyfriend. There are news covering it, but it's in portuguese lol

@crissgll5162

Жыл бұрын

vai brasil 💪🏆

@luazul_

Жыл бұрын

mano como eu n soube disso KKKKKKKKKKKK so qnd eu vi falarem no video q eu fiquei "oxeoxoeooxeoxe"

@beatrizoliveiraxavier4491

Жыл бұрын

@@luazul_ eu já tinha visto antes, mas achei engraçado aparecer na gringa wifnwidn

@sydneylikestea

Жыл бұрын

this is good to hear bc i was like... why are so many people feeding into a delusion!!??

@beatrizoliveiraxavier4491

Жыл бұрын

@@sydneylikestea I think it's actually kinda cute, she is trying to make her dream of owning a house come true

Kurtis you probably won’t see this but I just wanna thank you for making videos. As a broke person currently living in a shelter, I don’t really get much entertainment other than free services like KZread. Content creators like you have kept me laughing during some really tough times in my life. Keep up the good work man, it’s awesome to see all of these shows get sold out.

@negligible_reality

Жыл бұрын

Shelter? I hardly know her! 🤣😭💀

@alexm5281

5 ай бұрын

😶@@negligible_reality

I love watching Kurtis/Danny/Drew’s videos while I do puzzles. It’s just the right amount of stimulus without being so distracting that I can’t do my puzzle.

kurtis: its so hard to find love! also kurtis: has been in a relationship for like 9 years

@meelodramatic2214

Жыл бұрын

finding a romantic relationship and staying in one are two different things tho

@kerensimbaokitolingo4134

Жыл бұрын

@YоuTubе 🅥 lol who are you

@aezidoubleu

Жыл бұрын

Frfr

@ratadedospatas1

Жыл бұрын

@YоuTubе 🅥 I’ve been rickrolled enough time to avoid that link

@vibechecked7522

Жыл бұрын

It's funny that you posted about love being hard to find, and so a bunch of bots flooded you

Oh, when Jack Skellington falls in love with a ragdoll, its “romantic” and “they’re simply meant to be”, but when this lonely woman marries her ragdoll, it’s “weird” and “she’s just looking for attention”. Uuuuuhhhh, double standards much? EDIT: Good Lord, what is happening in these replies?!

@greenthinggg

Жыл бұрын

These bots💀

@janaelewis5623

Жыл бұрын

because jack skellington....isn't real...??????

@chrispambo1539

Жыл бұрын

They're both zombies...

@twoshillings7292

Жыл бұрын

@@janaelewis5623 Do you know what a joke is. Do you.

@envy2069

Жыл бұрын

Jack is dead

Once at summer camp, one of the councilors was crying because her boyfriend broke up with her for a mannequin. I thought it was metaphorical until some guy is walking around camp with a mannequin. I thought it was a joke, but no, the girl was crying _genuine tears._ I found a 4 leaf clover that day, and a kid called me a “selfish meanie” for not giving it to her

@syzygysaturn2496

3 ай бұрын

this is an incredible comment ?

@echothefreak9396

3 ай бұрын

@@syzygysaturn2496 LMAO THANKS i forgot i made this comment

@simonrespeto

Ай бұрын

Honestly luckily it wasnt u

9:48 him doing it separately after the fact makes it so much funnier.

I love how your level of dedication to the "_____er, I hardly know her." bit is so high you had to record yourself saying it post-recording. Never change Kurtis.

@giddy4600

Жыл бұрын

Does he have the pass 🤔

@Thawah

Жыл бұрын

I can't stop saying it myself lmao

@lanadelgay2729

Жыл бұрын

he even did it live the other day (at the little rock show) it made me so happy. i will always respect our Mayor 💗

@idiotfanghost6327

Жыл бұрын

@@lanadelgay2729 Mayor, I hardly know her

@kornfan45

Жыл бұрын

never? i hardly know her!

Just FYI - Objectophilia isn't a sexuality, it's a paraphilia. Paraphilias are defined as the experience of intense sexual arousal to atypical objects, situations, fantasies, behaviors, or individuals. The line between just having a fetish (which is most of the time relatively harmless) and actually having a paraphilia (which can be quite harmful to the individual themselves or to others around them) is hard to pin down sometimes. But paraphilias are a lot closer to a fetish than they are to a sexuality.

@HangryOnPaws

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for typing that out better than I could have. That explanation was very much needed.

@onimoney

Жыл бұрын

Great explanation, really educational 👌

@dogegang7743

Жыл бұрын

Ayeee 😎🤌😏👌

@anjailbakeer

Жыл бұрын

This woman has paraphilia for attention... Nothing about this is even close to being authentic. I cant be the only one that sees the difference between this woman that is clearly playing a role and the lady that married the Eiffel tower... Like eiffel tower lady is truly in love; yes, its abnormal attraction, but she is genuine and passionate. I feel like this is one of those situations where the truth is so obvious that no one feels the need to say it and im sat here feeling like im in the twilight zone.

@genericname8727

Жыл бұрын

@@anjailbakeer I figured it was just this woman doing something silly for fun.

the fact that he looks just like him is killing me

I cant believe that it took me seen this video TWICE to notice the title of the birth of their child is in portuguese, and after a quick search I found out that this happened here in Brazil 🇧🇷 😳... we really need to be studied. Kurtis would DIE if he came across the case of a woman from a town called Taubaté (also in Brazil) fooled the whole country saying that she was pregnant with SIX children using a f*ing bounce ball under her dress 😂😂😂😂

@LicorinaImperia

Жыл бұрын

Kurtis, if you want to know more about this one feel free to contact me, I would gladly help you by translating the material 😁

@dudiskkkm

2 ай бұрын

And u can't forget when Sid do Não Salvo create a fake channel with "news from North Corea" and make all world think that North Corea made the population belive that they win in a world soccer champion.

@diegoseibert-lb

9 күн бұрын

Mds ia ser maravilhoso se ele fizesse um vídeo sobre a grávida de Taubaté HAUAHAUAHAUAHA

This would make a great horror flick, imagine he gets incredibly jealous and becomes possessive and just makes that woman’s life a living hell.. I’d watch it

@ronnielyn1489

Жыл бұрын

Chucky/Annabelle

@chynael929

Жыл бұрын

There’s actually a movie of similar premise about a man and his sex doll.

@antonizajkowski9698

Жыл бұрын

Who?? Kurtis?

@Dweeb_Unit

Жыл бұрын

@@chynael929 what's the movie called?

@crystadawn8176

Жыл бұрын

I love this idea, might write something based on this. Idk it's just a cool idea.

She isn't insane at all! She's just very smart. She is fully aware this is a doll and is just trying to fulfill some dreams, have fun *and* get free stuff from big companies *without commiting crimes or even having to lie!* She had a real life partner for 11 years and they have 2 kids (now 14 and 19), they never married on church but she claimed she dreamed of it. She used "brincadeira" (joke/game/kidding/prank/fun) to describe her romance. -> "I got him and brought him home and, on the same day, already did a livestream on Facebook to introduce him *and that's when the joke/fun started.* At time he didn't have a name and my friend suggested Marcelo to match mine." While talking about her wedding day she said how the ceremony was beautiful, she got free stuff from TV companies, around 300 people showed up and "they had fun, laughed a lot, it was funny!" She also got a honeymoon trip that she went with the doll and her original (human) partner. About the comments she receives: "Most messages I receive are good, wishing me well, that *I get my own home that I dream so much.* I'm a cleaner, I "live by my arms" (manual job), so a lot of people hope I fulfill my dream. But on the internet I also see a lot of criticism, a lot of "strong" words, saying I'm crazy, that I need to be institutionalized, that I need treatment, ... but I don't care with these comments, because *I'm an artist I'm happy with my art.* Marcelo, Marcelinho (little Marcelo) and Santinha are a *source of happiness to people."* I see no signs of her being delusional or of her being sexually attracted to objects. She recognizes it's an inanimate object and that this is funny. She never said or did *anything* that implied having sexual activities/attraction with her 'husband'. She's wanted to experience a "traditional wedding day"(the event) but she doesn't have a lot of money. So she just said "screw this, I'll marry the doll": dressed in a pretty gown, got free stuff from big companies and a good time with friends. She's getting attention and money in a harmless way and having fun. * These companies *are* making money out of her. She probably generated *more* money for them than received. * She isn't lying to people online. She already said countless times she's having fun, never claimed these dolls think/feel, and she doesn't hide her connection to original (and human) partner. Basically: best scammer without genuinely scamming anyone. Hardworking mom with a job that doesn't pay well found a way to "scam" people without victims and is on her path to finally buy her own home.

@moisesdasilvalimas5401

Жыл бұрын

Isso mesmo! Os gringo preciso mesmo procura a história dela pra saber q na verdade ela é uma baita artista.

@spnvpng04

Жыл бұрын

Americans don’t understand latinamerican humor! Lol

@huh7434

Жыл бұрын

I ain't reading all that

@peaceout8230

Жыл бұрын

SHE IS LITERALLY A QUEEN

@romanr.301

Жыл бұрын

An icon, really 👄

At 3:55 I watch the entire Blood Related music video since Kurtis didn't have the balls to go through with the bit

Turns out Marcelo wasn’t so faithful 😮 he supposedly cheated on her😅 this year there was an article on it💀

@negligible_reality

Жыл бұрын

how could he possibly cheat on her? according to the lore that she established, Marcelo can't speak or move on his own. the ragdoll husband lore is getting out of hand smh

when I realized that was in Brazil I went to see the whole story and realized that it is just a poor woman looking for a way to buy a house of her own. thats very hard for most people I know, so I'm rooting for her

@Tomato.toothpaste

Жыл бұрын

Commenting so people know this

@Gabi-nn6xu

Жыл бұрын

foi só pra ter midia então?

@rizizum

Жыл бұрын

I don't think she's only doing it to get a house, she's clearly having fun trolling all these people and being kinda famous

@flaviaregina6913

Жыл бұрын

@@rizizum she was at first, now is just a meme

@saraferrazx

Жыл бұрын

Triste pra ela com ctz, mas eu tava assistindo o vídeo e pensando, isso é a cara da grávida de Taubate… aí vi q era no BR namoral

CONGRATS ON 4 MILLI BB! Also… I get it. Ragdoll husband a lil’ baddie 😏

@delightfulstrawberry1074

Жыл бұрын

*surprised Tiffany pollard face* GARRETT WATTS?

@farts263

Жыл бұрын

Garrett! What are you doing here babes??

@WillowWispGaming

Жыл бұрын

i JUST finished the haunted apartment vid omg what a coincidence

@evilzjackson3407

Жыл бұрын

i love u garrett

@yuta._.7351

Жыл бұрын

Oh what’s up cool kid

Dude the way she called him lazy when he is literally disabled 😭 Sexism and toxic masculinity even affects male ragdolls man

7:47 No you're wrong, his best trait is that he ◇Doesn't breath◇ and ◇doesn't rot either◇

The funniest part is that she's admitted on Instagram that she made the whole thing up during the pandemic

@PeterGriffin11

Жыл бұрын

To be honest it’s still extremely weird either way.

@katie1433

Жыл бұрын

She still slowdanced with a ragdoll in front of all her friends and family so whether she was faking it or not, she's a weirdo.

@drakethesnake2544

Жыл бұрын

@@katie1433 well weirdo is not a very nice word

@goblindeeznuts

Жыл бұрын

Thank God

@kaijukarnage

Жыл бұрын

@UCfiPCGzg7_FVYDWVuS9_i6Q how do some ppl fall for this shit it doesnt even make any grammatical sense

It’s actually kinda comforting to know that the only sounds ragdolls can make is crying. At least we can confirm that Marcelo is in a happy and healthy relationship

@mqvrss_13

Жыл бұрын

I mean since a human and rag doll uk did the thing. Technically it’s a human rag doll hybrid so it can cry.

@antonizajkowski9698

Жыл бұрын

Or he's supressing it...

“Blood Related” is now stuck in my head, only took a second of the song playing. That’s how you know it’s a true musical hit!

I keep rewatching this video and thinking "this is so something that would happen in Brazil" and I finally found out that it, indeed, happened in Brazil. So proud of my country.

Kurtis: complaining how it’s messed up people will record their babies crying Also Kurtis: is using a recording of a baby crying

@jasmainia6100

Жыл бұрын

It’s not his baby (yes I am aware this is a joke)

@cupriferouscatalyst3708

Жыл бұрын

🤔🤔🤔

@beatrixwashere

Жыл бұрын

and a video of a baby crying

@aebez

Жыл бұрын

what if it’s someone using an impression

@gorose9899

Жыл бұрын

Profiting off baby labour 🙄

new kurtis video after so long! i hope he's still the same humble nice guy we've all come to love!!!

@indieoregano

Жыл бұрын

I claim being the first real person in this replies section 🤭

@BOOMBOOMBAHBEEP

Жыл бұрын

he’s not.

@richardpapenapologist1703

Жыл бұрын

@@BOOMBOOMBAHBEEP 😢fame(a mullet) really changes ppl huh

@azazazz099

Жыл бұрын

he’s actually a terrible human being. i’m guessing you haven’t heard wut he did

@kingayy9267

Жыл бұрын

@azazazz099 Are you failing to be funny or are you actually serious? Both of those options suck, tbf.

Kurtis please do an update on this, so much has happened, little Marcelo was kidnapped, your ragdoll cousin Marcelo cheated on Mary. 🙏🏻 and she had a ragdoll baby girl.

Kurtis recently showed up to my school, he then proceeded to kick my friend in the head she fell down then he jumped on top of her and started twerking on top of her while yelling “I AM A QUIRKY RAGDOLL” he then stole my lunch then fought my theater teacher. So great to meet my favorite KZreadr in person 😊(NOT clickbait NOT fake)

As a Brazilian- of course this couple is from Brazil I can’t. Honestly who can name a more genius plan than marrying a doll to get free stuff I love them sm

@giovanamatos3372

Жыл бұрын

exactly

@beachvermin

Жыл бұрын

i was like halfway through the video before i realized that and then i was immediately like yeah. obviously. where else in the world could that kind of shit possibly happen

@littlebutterfly884

Жыл бұрын

Mds É por isso que o nome do bebê é Marcelinho kkkk Agr entendi

@mariaisabel8493

Жыл бұрын

eu tô passando mal até agora KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

@wonn6663

Жыл бұрын

Mano preciso dele vendo a grávida de Taubaté pra ontem

This reminds me of a myth where a man created a sculpture of woman that represented his ideals of what a woman should look like and fell so deeply in love with it that he asked Aphrodite to bring it to life

@julieneff9408

Жыл бұрын

Pygmalion and Galatea, which turned into My Fair Lady.

@ghostlyhousehorrors

Жыл бұрын

Did she reject him? Imma laugh if the dude ask a goddess for his dream girl come alive, only to backfire. Which seems in par with how most myths go.

@strwbrryhze1319

Жыл бұрын

@@ghostlyhousehorrors She didn't reject him but I heard a version of the myth saying that once she came to life he didn't like her anymore

@tommymarco

Жыл бұрын

nah bro , they got married and had a son , Paphos .

@strwbrryhze1319

Жыл бұрын

@@tommymarco Oh! Thanks for telling me

Completely lost my sanity at “husbands go in the washing machine” The delivery, the grab, everything. Bravo. I’m crying and my face hurts (from laughing)

I have done a childbirth & cried laughing at the rag doll baby’s weird birth sack cuz that is not a thing 😭 that would’ve been her whole uterus

Lore: Maybe ragdolls as a species can’t talk, so Marcel cannot speak. However, the reason their son can speak is because technically their son is half-human. The son’s being half human is why he has a voice and cries.

@orcaletta

Жыл бұрын

marcelo.

@DiscoDingoooooo

Жыл бұрын

Go to sleep

Curtis: "They were sending me this article because the rag-doll husband in question looks exactly like me" Me: *screaming, crying, throwing up*

@beekinddd

Жыл бұрын

who 🤨 /lh

@aureum3957

Жыл бұрын

this comment feels like two of those sex bots decided to have a baby

@judefontenelle

Жыл бұрын

CURTIS

@lenefyecak9024

Жыл бұрын

FAKE FAN ALERT🚨

of course he didni have a best man, he had a best mannequin

9:30 that’s where the mailman came into their life

Kurtis I cannot believe that you called it a handtruck and COMPLETELY missed the opportunity to call it a dolly

@AmazingRebel23

Жыл бұрын

Never heard it called a hnagdtruck before and my dad has at least 3 of those

@ApexOceanPredator

Жыл бұрын

It's more common the farther north you go in North America to call it a hand truck, and a dolly the farther south you go. He's from Canada and might have never even heard it called anything else

@jennahoffart9968

Жыл бұрын

@@ApexOceanPredator Canada is a big place, I am Canadian but from Alberta, not Ontario, and I've only ever heard them called Dolly's

@jankcitycustoms

Жыл бұрын

I've never heard the terms used interchangeably like that. a hand truck is the 2 wheeled thing that stands upright. a dolly is the flat 4 wheeled platform you set stuff on top of when moving. they are two different things.

@logger1176

7 ай бұрын

@@jankcitycustomsive never heard the word handtruck until now. we call the two wheeled one a dolly, but i am from the south so that might be why.

I would buy merch that said “husbands go in the washing machine” It’s so unhinged I love it

@sandy-vm9nz

Жыл бұрын

lesbians would eat that sht up (Im lesbians)

The amount of times I’ve seen kurtis almost make love to himself in his skits is beyond count

My boyfriend said the other day "That Kurtis Conner dude is actually pretty funny." Finally my boyfriend and I share something other than an already completed 90s sitcom/comedy series. Now we can enjoy a 90s born, not completed, comedy Kurt.

@egg5256

Жыл бұрын

Why does “not completed” feel ominous LMAO

@kittenmittons_

Жыл бұрын

@@egg5256 Not Yet. 🙂

@nikolett6223

Жыл бұрын

​@@egg5256 he's not ripe yet :)

@skzanarchist

Жыл бұрын

not completed is giving seer prophecy

His barely contained laughter on "I didn't have the baaaalls!" got me laughing, too 😂

@leebloom7842

Жыл бұрын

I’m just so sad that the Barbie “balls” wasn’t in there

@sophiathefurbst

Жыл бұрын

@@leebloom7842 I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THISSSS me too :((

@kurapikakurta1997

Жыл бұрын

@@leebloom7842 balls lmao

@brynnstic

Жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@sophiathefurbst

Жыл бұрын

@@brynnstic 4:12

1:27 the how to build a better boy erasure in this video is unacceptable

You don’t ask me how I’m doing anymore and I can’t remember the last time I felt that happiness

Brazilian here: just out of curiosity, for anyone who might wonder, "Marcelinho" is the diminutive for "Marcelo", like in "Little Marcelo". Children are usually called by their names/nicknames + inho (male) or inha (female), because it's cute. For example, my uncle's nickname is Guto, and my cousin's, who has the same name, is Gutinho.

@stingyswordfish

Жыл бұрын

This is so cute 🥹

@thestraydog

Жыл бұрын

Hm in Spanish it's VERY similar, but I never knew how to say the diminutive form of my name, seeing as I'm the 3rd Thomas... Tomásito? Just doesn't sound right... Haha

@Marina_DU

Жыл бұрын

It's just like in Spanish 😇

@laetitiasales3527

Жыл бұрын

Same in Italy We also have various nicknames for different names, like - for example - Giuseppe > Giuseppino > Peppe/Pino Michela > Michelina > Lina Luigi > Luigino > Gino

@ceciliadesiree1114

Жыл бұрын

Eu só percebi que era do Brasil porque ele falou "Marcelinho" daí percebi na hora jdndjdn e fui ler o título do vídeo do parto

Christ I never realized until now just how identical the doll looks to you, and now I can’t decide whether I want to laugh or weep hysterically 💀

@bekahn.4762

Жыл бұрын

We have the same name 😳😳

@lino_rino

Жыл бұрын

it really does look like him 😂

@bekahbabie

Жыл бұрын

@@bekahn.4762 omg nice name you got there!!! 😆 My mom named me after Rebekah in the Bible, but I’m agnostic so 😅🤷‍♀️ I like my name but it is frustrating to never have any keychains or anything with my name on it lol, plus both of my grandmas would never fail to spell my name wrong every year on my birthday cards 🤣🤣

@bekahn.4762

Жыл бұрын

@@bekahbabie yo same I was too 😳 and I'm an atheist

@bekahbabie

Жыл бұрын

@@bekahn.4762 LMAO aayeee Christian-turned-non-religious gang!!!! 🤙🤪🤣 Let me guess, did you stop being Christian bc of religious trauma too?? 🥴💀

thank you mr kurtis for putting me in stitches as always. i think my fav part of this one was the fabric rustling sounds you had for the ragdoll voice, absolute genius

“Husbands go in the washing machine” definitely has to be the next shirt in your line of merch :) I’d buy like 26

@SussyAsianMenacePlays

Жыл бұрын

Uzumaki would like to know your location

@SatanicGhostCat

Жыл бұрын

I’d buy 27

@toastarkat

Жыл бұрын

I'd buy 28

@izzy.___.

Жыл бұрын

I’d buy 29

@crocodileloki3181

Жыл бұрын

I'd buy 30

is it bad I didn't even question the dating apps he said and was surprised he made them up, says a lot about society I think

@heralisa3202

Жыл бұрын

same I truly believed the plumbers one and Mormon match

@tommymarco

Жыл бұрын

plumbers unite

@maggie3060

Жыл бұрын

Im surprised he didnt include the brony dating app.

@illusioNery

Жыл бұрын

Bumble…what kind of stupid name is that?

@Ivysbiscuits

Жыл бұрын

@@illusioNery clearly a dating app for bees

Kurtis always makes me feel better (: one of the best youtubers I've ever watched and I stand by that

Hey, fun fact! The -inho in portuguese is a noun suffix that represents "tiny" or "small". Meaning Marcelinho, the baby's name, literally means "little Marcelo". It's the equivalent of calling him Marcelo Jr

one of these days, kurtis will start unironically doing the cosplay expression thing and none of us will be able to stop him

@fionamclary7631

Жыл бұрын

When he did it in this video my first thought was "oh no, he's doing it only semi-ironically now"

@Lexi-fg8oc

Жыл бұрын

@@fionamclary7631 literally 💀😭

@admiralmeow3161

Жыл бұрын

every time he gets closer and closer to becoming a tiktok cosplayer

@Tw0Dots

Жыл бұрын

Oh god

@KingOfGaymes

Жыл бұрын

Cant wait

Bruh I can't believe Kurtis is talking about something that happened here in Brazil!!! The weirdest part for me is that, in the early 2010s, we had a Brazilian youtube series where a little ragdoll boy would read erotic stories on the internet, and the name of the little ragdoll boy? Marcelinho. So now I'm thinking what if both Marcelos are actually the same ragdoll person, or if the wedding and birth are a prequel to Marcelinho's videos

@ghostiezero

Жыл бұрын

I’m sorry, the little rag doll boy did what?

@caiodacosta6951

Жыл бұрын

@@ghostiezero brazil is way more insane than people think it is

@eilir_adron

Жыл бұрын

he fucking what?

@zoyadulzura7490

Жыл бұрын

@@ghostiezeroI looked up Marcelinho and kzread.info/dash/bejne/pIWZrdWQYJDcdpc.html&ab_channel=AltaC%C3%BApula (I haven't finished the video, so I don't know how far it gets)

@ItachiRingo

Жыл бұрын

This is amazing

Omg I’m so proud of kurtis for hitting 4million people, it was great to live with a shiner for a bit 🥰

time for my weekly rewatch of this video

Doctor:“Oh no, I’m sorry Mrs… You got a rag doll in you” Woman: YES! HONEY! It’s a boy! Husband: *Flops over*

@adiba_lekha

Жыл бұрын

I'm deceased 💀

@ygmrt

Жыл бұрын

flops over 😭

@Kortita

Жыл бұрын

Jajajajajaja.

Identity theft is not a joke, Ragdoll Husband!

@aishwaryadwivedi9069

Жыл бұрын

Millions of families suffer every year!

The way he's randomly so respectful to Marcelo 😭🤚

7:08 ive clipped this part and copied link and titled it serotonin to watch when im sad and it makes me smile every time

Kurtis, no hard feelings since most people don't know much about Ragdolls, but Ragdolls are generally fully capable of speech, Marcelo just happens to be mute. It doesn't appear to be genetic since his little one had some strong lungs :)

@HangryOnPaws

Жыл бұрын

Oh definitely. My sister had a friend who had some ragdoll heretage. She came over to our house a while back and she was just the nicest. Ragdoll lungs tend to be very delicate and need a lot care, especially as they get older. I'm currently getting a DNA test because I think I might have some plush/teddy heretage (I was adopted) and I'm starting to understand the kind of discrimination toyfolk face. And I really don't appreciate ragdolls being labelled as "lazy". They have lower energy reserves and they can't help that. And fictionalised ""non-fiction"" films like Child's Play only heighten the stereotypes. Such a shame. ((Let's make Doll People the new version of Clown Husbandry))

@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng

Жыл бұрын

@@HangryOnPaws NOT CLOWN HUSBANDRY 😭

@HangryOnPaws

Жыл бұрын

@@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng okay we'll be the better version of it then

@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng

Жыл бұрын

@@HangryOnPaws false, there will never be a better version of clown husbandry

@HangryOnPaws

Жыл бұрын

@@d3adxb0yxwalk1ng true. But we must strive to be the best slightly messed up kidcore social allegory fandom we possibly can. And seeing as Clown Husbandry is the best one, that's our idol.

This is probably a stupid video to say it but Kurtis has really come into his own content wise the past year. His skits/jokes were always funny but he seems much more comfortable or less awkward in the delivery. Congrats on 4mill babygirl

@sweetsunia

Жыл бұрын

bbg kurtis 🥵/j

@cassandra_cassowary

Жыл бұрын

the end of this comment took me out hfgkjsdhflgk

@eros1702

Жыл бұрын

Babygirl😭😭

@cheesecake2048

Жыл бұрын

You calling kurtis baby girl is taking me out 😭

@gorose9899

Жыл бұрын

@@cheesecake2048 stop I call everyone that 😭

Baby noises and cries are actually done by adult voice actors

this is the spin-off of that victorious episode where they pretend rex dies and then bring him back to life

Being Brazilian myself, I'm just so glad Kurtis actually pronounces the "nh" sound correctly. Kudos.

@pearandachair

Жыл бұрын

poggers, joinha, adorei

@d.sadster5684

Жыл бұрын

ñ

@mayaradepaulam

Жыл бұрын

YES

@nanyabish

Жыл бұрын

Nunca imaginei o Brasil chegando na boca do Kurtis, ainda mais falando Marcelinho perfeitamente. Ele tinha que assistir os vídeos do Matando Matheus a Grito sobre tv brasileira pra tentar entender 1/3 do que acontece aqui, esse rolê do Marcelo e da Meiri é só a ponta do iceberg do que é o Brasil.

@artieagostini

Жыл бұрын

@@nanyabish imagina se ele visse sobre a grávida de Taubaté

She’s literally reinvented ppl being attracted to body pillows

@planefan082

Жыл бұрын

Oh god, I didn't even think of that

It’s so good to have Brazil mentioned 🎉

Curt popped off in this video, seriously the funniest stuff I've ever seen from him, I'm so proud ❤️ our boy is peaking

Kurtis a woman in my hometown married a zombie doll and the entire wedding was attended by Doll Guests. I've never met her personally but I need you to be aware of it because not enough people talk about it here. Diversity Win, though, because they are both women!!

@engagingathena9965

Жыл бұрын

yay lesbian zombie dolls

@linguisticsnerd433

Жыл бұрын

I need to visit your hometown now

@marieflocon8053

Жыл бұрын

I wish I was invited

@megand12345

Жыл бұрын

Wasn't the doll of a child too

@v.xien.

Жыл бұрын

Wait wasn’t that a video? I swear I’ve heard of this from another KZreadrs video

"I don't think Marcelo had any of his family members at the wedding" that's so rude of you to say when his sister was standing right beside him

@lemoninacoconut6460

Жыл бұрын

STOP 😭

@kaywee4200

Жыл бұрын

HA-

At 10:58 I keep hearing "I guess you'll keep crying cuz I am not taking therapy" instead of not taking care of you and that made it more funnier for some reason

okay. hear me out, here's an early prediction. the mom passive aggressively made her daughter the "perfect husband" because she's salty that her daughter isn't married yet and so the daughter just really leaned into the "joke" and refuses to give up on the bit.

Can't wait for them to make it big, start a Family Channel and tell the world about their "Rags to Riches" story. Only for their vlogs all about how they're "cut from the same cloth as everyone else" start feeling less relatable once they start scamming the fans.

@eilir_adron

Жыл бұрын

omg pls this took me out

@zoyadulzura7490

Жыл бұрын

I feel like Kurtis and you could riff off each other.

The red bag and yellow “tube” is supposed to be the placenta (organ grown to nourish the baby during pregnancy), and the umbilical cord. They are delivered separately, but in the video, they had the baby stuffed inside the placenta

@jjLuvv

Жыл бұрын

@zwetta no

@gracelemmon7808

Жыл бұрын

I think it’s supposed to be like when cats give birth, and there’s the amniotic birthing sac around the newborn kitten. Sometimes, human babies have bits of their amniotic sacs left, called caul birth.

@BrooklynStevenson

Жыл бұрын

@@gracelemmon7808 it’s possible, but no “placenta” came out after the baby’s birth. Even if the baby was “en caul,” a placenta would still come out afterwards. Plus placentas are red while the amniotic sac is completely clear, so I’m assuming it’s the placenta lol.

@XxMCRroxnonstopxX

Жыл бұрын

It's the amniotic sac. Sometimes baby's can come out still inside. It's rare though.

@idontwantahandlethough

Жыл бұрын

that's actually a baby bell cheese

That Kafka meme did not escape my notice

Little did Kurtis know MormonMatch is real and they call it Mutual. And you are required to hold a Book of Mormon in a picture to get verified

Congrats on 4 million kurtis! You really deserve this

@dreamp888

Жыл бұрын

You mean danny

@goobigi

Жыл бұрын

do not call him kurt

@bananakirb2803

Жыл бұрын

^w^

@Juliet-ow1wy

Жыл бұрын

@@goobigi shit it was a typo lol

@DrrZeraaa

Жыл бұрын

@@goobigi why?

i saw your show in little rock sunday and omg you guys were amazing. those two people up in the balcony that heckled you so much were SO ANNOYING UGH. regardless of them you were hilarious. i love how you handled the situation

@oceancoral557

Жыл бұрын

Omg why were they heckling him 😭

@ag-jv4pp

Жыл бұрын

@@oceancoral557 they thought they were being funny but they were just annoying and rude😭😭😭 and then when kurtis said “huh” to them they just giggled like middle schoolers😭😭

@user-ix8vu2kk8g

Жыл бұрын

omg they’re not repping us arkansan kurtis fans 😔😔

@ag-jv4pp

Жыл бұрын

@@user-ix8vu2kk8g bruh i drove from yee haw mississippi to see them but your point still stands😭

@tiddies2870

Жыл бұрын

the hecklers were making us look bad💔

this is definitely one of my fave Kurtis videos

After reading Yugo Limbo's graphic novel "Viscera Objectica" about a man who falls in love with a puppet, and learning more about people who fall in love with inanimate objects, this sort of stuff is really interesting, and it's really nice how respectful Kurtis is while still making jokes😊

i actually think this lady’s the funniest person in the world i respect the degree of commitment to the bit, livestreaming the birth of your ragdoll son is legendary

A birth where the amniotic sac stays intact can actually happen, though very rarely. It looks insane, look it up if you can deal with body-horrorish stuff.

@Margaretfogs

Жыл бұрын

It’s called en caul - pretty cool

@brysonorosa632

Жыл бұрын

Is it dangerous to the mother or child??

@s.a.w5493

Жыл бұрын

@@brysonorosa632 no! It's not dangerous

@daixensorest

Жыл бұрын

Oh I saw that on reddit the other day. It's like they're vacuum sealed in the sac lol

@fish_toes

Жыл бұрын

@@Margaretfogs better en caul saul

im an objectophile and can confirm i have to put my boyfriend (hes a pillow) into the washing machine so often and i hate it. i feel like im waterboarding him LOL

Can I just put out there how much I love Kurtis’s skits they’re so great on every level

Marcelo sounds like the perfect stay at home husband so many manners i bet they never get noise complaints

@arima_song

Жыл бұрын

I bet he was a wonderful _indoor boyfriend_

@squitten4054

Жыл бұрын

@@arima_song as opposed to the nasty outdoor boyfriends This is a wonderful reference I appreciate it

@arima_song

Жыл бұрын

@@squitten4054 ugh, exactly!🙄 Haha, thank you! Making a good reference is such a rare occasion for me, lol

@squitten4054

Жыл бұрын

@@arima_song you did wonderful I can only imagine how jealous the outside boyfriend is that the indoor was upgraded to husband

@arima_song

Жыл бұрын

@@squitten4054 the only upgrade an outdoor boyfriend can have is becoming an outdoor ex-boyfriend. Although, if you ask me, it's more of an upgrade to his ex-partner

I lost it when Kurtis said that the rag doll would technically be her brother, and then “Blood Related” had that 2 second clip 😂😂 It actually was funnier that he didn’t include the whole video. It’s one of those things that’s like if you know, you know. That made my day! That’s my mayor 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾☝🏾💯

Congrats on the wedding KC

i love this cause me and that doll share a name and it always catches me off guard hearing Kurtis say my name

I like the fabric noises when the ragdoll husband is talking. Top quality sound design

@_jinxi

Жыл бұрын

love ur name 🤝

@mayth1825

Жыл бұрын

THIS

@westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006

Жыл бұрын

@@_jinxi thanks 😁

That lady's brazilian and from what I could find: before the pandemic she used to make money dancing and during lockdown she started streaming herself dancing with the doll and I guess it escalated from there. But she's basically just hustling to get attention from brands so she can get enough money to buy a house for her and her (non ragdoll) family

@Urmom-jv9ec

Жыл бұрын

Absolute girl boss

@Sarah-ty5ev

Жыл бұрын

I respect the hustle tbh