This Christian Knockoff of SAW is God-Awful
Комедия
For 65% off with HelloFresh PLUS free shipping, use code KURTISTOWN65 at bit.ly/3X6caIm
AUSTRALIA TICKETS:
► shop.kurtisconner.com/pages/tour
BRISBANE IS SOLD OUT
They did the impossible...they made a Christian remake of the horror movie SAW, It's really bad!
FOLLOW ME:
► / kurtisconner
► / kurtisconner
MERCH
► shop.kurtisconner.com/
PODCAST CHANNEL:
► / @veryreallygood
► / veryreallygood
LISTEN TO THE POD:
► open.spotify.com/show/3nGVLHp...
► podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast...
TWITCH:
► / kurtisconner
MY GAMING CHANNEL:
► / @kurtiskorner
thanks for watching!
comment "jigsaw more like jesus" if ur reading this
#kurtisconner
Пікірлер: 17 000
MY BRISBANE SHOW IS SOLD OUT BTW!! FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER & IG TO BE UPDATED IF I ADD ANY MORE SHOWS!
@Belelelekake
Жыл бұрын
KURTIS !!!!!!!!!
@_tomiichi
Жыл бұрын
hiiii mister mayor kurtis
@cavemicepencil
Жыл бұрын
mayor 💝😍🤓
@Feryalbadran
Жыл бұрын
Kurtis…. what are you doing here
@tom_j.
Жыл бұрын
WE NEED YOU IN EUROPE
I'm actually crying at how unintelligible Laurie's boss is, he talks like an angry Sim
@Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
Жыл бұрын
Dirndl matzah? Yonchiwanadu. Monta!
@damiengonzalez7263
Жыл бұрын
It was Rowdy Roddy Piper!
@steecheeful
Жыл бұрын
@@damiengonzalez7263 hell yeah
@patiolunch
Жыл бұрын
@@damiengonzalez7263 surprising more people didnt catch that, he was also really funny in It's Always Sunny
@razkinzmangowurzel
Жыл бұрын
Im doing the exact same ive been in tears for 10 minutes its hilarious
AYO I WORKED ON THIS MOVIE I never thought anyone would see it and production was as much of a shitshow as you would think. Some fun facts for interested parties: Scott would make us watch him do magic tricks at lunch. Roddy Piper was super nice and drank a shitload of diet coke. Half the crew had a background in Christian films, the other half had a background in either horror or porn. Made for an interesting dynamic 😂😂 Also I'm the dude in the background of the soup kitchen scene and the missing dude in the black shirt lol
@lavenderbees
Жыл бұрын
Diet Coke is very fitting for someone working on a religious film 😅😅
@marcuspittaluga3411
Жыл бұрын
@@lavenderbees I'm pretty sure he was a recovering alcoholic, all I know is they told me "Don't let Rod's diet coke get less than half full" 😂
@ashleyespinoza4893
Жыл бұрын
@@marcuspittaluga3411 Omg that sounds so ominous, like he's gonna turn into a werewolf without the diet coke
@halleys.comett
Жыл бұрын
@@ashleyespinoza4893 it has a special serum but only works when it’s in his mouth
@minajones8341
Жыл бұрын
That sounds like an experience lol! Do you know how long it took to shoot the movie?
I FIGURED IT OUT, I went to the movie(free on KZread) turn on captions and he said “good and evil-hey look at me” 4:46
@zestysword
3 ай бұрын
I’ve watched this video countless times and I could only make out “look at me” so this comment is a godsend (pun intended)
@grantmegan91
2 ай бұрын
@@zestysword it says good and evil keeps him company.
@aviansoul__art8286
2 ай бұрын
I played it on .5x speed and that seems right
@tipennya
2 ай бұрын
I managed to make out the sentence when he sat down: "I was talking to my Dad over the holiday, ya know"...... The next part is a crap shoot: "_, _, _, God is not dead " -? That next sentence, I only caught the "good and evil"
@tsk5328
Ай бұрын
to original post: if that's what he says I am even more confused
"Ok, everything is so black and white with him, he doesn't get it!" "It isn't black and white, you're either for Jesus, or you're against him!" Hmm... So it's white and black instead?
@BoxOfToasters
2 ай бұрын
"It isn't A or B, you're either A, or B!"
@supernovatv9514
Ай бұрын
“Only a Sith deals in absolutes”
@renthemen.
Ай бұрын
it isn't just good movies and bad movies, sometimes you get a movie like Saw and sometimes you get a movie like The Reconciler
@Rachel98246
25 күн бұрын
I think he actually said “it IS black and white”
@justincoulter1992
23 күн бұрын
Either you walk a narrow path and possibly go to hell, or don't and definitely go to hell.
the fact that kurtis' audio/video is clearer than that of this feature film... y'all didn't ask god for a budget ❓😭
@imminentlitch9267
Жыл бұрын
Hey! It’s that guy! From those videos!
@piranhaz
Жыл бұрын
At this point kurtuses budget is higher than the movies hes reviewing
@fightvale57
Жыл бұрын
Mysterious ways and shit
@bellamy-
Жыл бұрын
💀💀
@jessicag821
Жыл бұрын
D'Angelo 😲😃 I hope you're doing alright and taking good care of yourself
The co writer rating HIS OWN MOVIE 10/10 made me cry laughing
@izabellafulop476
Жыл бұрын
'Are you sure that you aren't the co writer?'
@nicolegillymore8403
Жыл бұрын
@@lucid5393q
@80o8i35
Жыл бұрын
the fact that he didnt even use a throwaway account is driving me insane
@FocusedFighter777
Жыл бұрын
How can he even do that when we can so easily see that it's him, no shame at all OR no brains rather. Wtf is wrong with this guy....
@FocusedFighter777
Жыл бұрын
@Chad 007 Bots are a F plague!! Holy s**t only on this video there are multiple accounts repeating multiple comments. And why so people Like these? I saw some with 5 and 10 thumbs up on other videos: thumb them down!!!
I love that Schmitty is the “bad twin” when he literally is making valid points. Like going to church doesn’t make you a good person and not going to church doesn’t mean you don’t believe in god or are a bad person. Alex is just angry at him for no reason. It literally is black and white with him.
@knuxtoastOFroblox
5 ай бұрын
"Bad twin": Frankly, this matter of me not going to church is a very black and white way of thinking. "Good twin": It's not black and white! *Proceeds to make a very black and white statement*
@Lyddy-Draws
5 ай бұрын
@@knuxtoastOFroblox “YOU’RE EITHER FOR JESUS OR AGAINST HIM” like I don’t love people in Christianity but Jesus seems like he was chill.
@KirbyIsCute
4 ай бұрын
@@Lyddy-Draws I know, right? He was never pushy or forced people to believe. As far as I know, one doesn't have to go to church to be a believer according to the Bible (there are other ways to worship and one can't deny that there are many churches are pretty corrupted.) I wouldn't be surprised if Jesus hears the 'good' twin yelling this, would just go, "Dude, lay off your brother, will ya?"
@KirbyIsCute
4 ай бұрын
@@LJCG777 ?? I thought I was saying that you don't need to go to church to be close to God? And if there's anything I can't stand more is people using their religion to prove how 'good and much better' they are than other people. If there's anything I learned from in and out of church is that people are jerks. No matter where you are sometimes...
@Lyddy-Draws
4 ай бұрын
@@KirbyIsCute legit though. Pretty sure Jesus would not approve of a lot of Christian churches right now
The detective duo is 100% their attempt at an analogy for marriage and how the woman doesn’t need to be independent she just needs to submit (all while touting that they are “equal partners”)
@blitzvalentine363
4 ай бұрын
Holy shit, I hate the story with the detectives even more now
@morigaena333
2 ай бұрын
I didn’t even realize that but it makes perfect sense
@Laura-rm4gg
2 ай бұрын
its a good theory but I doubt the writers were that smart to make any kind of analogy lol
@-myharlequinnsapphicarch-
Ай бұрын
while i do truly believe that would fit i dont think theyre amart enough for all that kinda "read between the lines bull"
@leparfumdugrosboss4216
Ай бұрын
So the 3 guys are an analogy for a good christian incestuous gay trouple?
The line "you wanna pray a game" is way funnier to me than it should be
@seanfussa3076
Жыл бұрын
Pray again
@bananaguard454
Жыл бұрын
my cheeks hurt from laughing at that my humor is so broken
@mask938
Жыл бұрын
That one skit was better than this whole movie.
@steamed_hamsters9170
Жыл бұрын
Heard this in Mr Kim's voice
@emmastothart9073
Жыл бұрын
STOP I LOVE THIS
i was not expecting this whole movie to be the plot point of like every fanfiction where the characters get locked in a closet until they confess their feelings
@kinsato6500
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@lavndr8038
Жыл бұрын
SCREAMING AT THIS LMAOOOO
@mileysreputation5608
Жыл бұрын
the hurt locker in glee be like:
@handsoap3346
Жыл бұрын
@@mileysreputation5608 IM CRYING
@Pptat0
Жыл бұрын
Taking "7 minutes in heaven" to a whole new level
What's so gross about this movie is there is no reconciliation, just submission, the twin just capitulates to the other and goes back to god or w/e and the police partner is forced to be ok with misogyny.
@megarigged
25 күн бұрын
Reconciliation? That would require complex interactions where there isn't a clear good guy or bad guy! Way too postmodern for a Christian movie.
@digitaldeathsquid3448
5 күн бұрын
I think that's incredibly telling about the specific beliefs of the film-makers
Unironically, portraying God as a serial killer is them coming so damn close to a realisation it hurts me.
@Swirly1000x
3 ай бұрын
I mean to be fair, God being a serial killer is an upgrade from when he commited genocide in the Bible by killing all of the first borns in Egypt. Or that time with the flood.
@TotallyNotFeeshHawk
2 ай бұрын
@@Swirly1000x *Loads Revelations with malicious intent*
@-myharlequinnsapphicarch-
Ай бұрын
@@Swirly1000x cannot believe "serial killer is an upgrade compared too..." is an actual sentence being said and IS GENUINLEY TRUE in this context 😭
@artsyscrub3226
Ай бұрын
@@-myharlequinnsapphicarch- Religion be like that sometimes
@mapofthelabyrinth3544
Ай бұрын
Y'all need Jesus.😂😂 God is not a serial killer. But you're funny.
a killer with the entire motivation of "i wish everyone could get along 🥺" is so hilarious
@JaraelMoonsilver
Жыл бұрын
I think that’s a minor plot point in danganronpa v3 lmao
@holysoup2954
Жыл бұрын
@@JaraelMoonsilver seeing a danganronpa reference in 2023 gave me such intense whiplash i got slingshot into space
@JaraelMoonsilver
Жыл бұрын
@@holysoup2954 whoa like in danganronpa
@s3tm3free_
Жыл бұрын
@@JaraelMoonsilver WAIT IT IS WHAT- I FORGOT ABOUT THAT PART
@user-dg6ot1so4q
Жыл бұрын
@@holysoup2954 Woah!!!! Danganrompa reference!!!! 11037, Mondo butter, wooooooo!
Kurtis is the type of guy to run off a cliff, float for a second, look at the camera, look down, and then fall with a cartoon crash sound effect
@makemesmile1839
Жыл бұрын
He definitely holds a “uh oh” sign before falling too
@Trigger_is_based
Жыл бұрын
@@makemesmile1839 oh definitely
@kateinthegrass
Жыл бұрын
what an iconic insultcompliment
@jasltube4566
Жыл бұрын
the slipping sound too, like the one from tt 😭 (yes ik its not from tt but thats the only place i can think of)
@subject2882
Жыл бұрын
Kurtis is the type of guy to start floating when he smells a good pie
The funniest thing to me is that the interview scene with the little girl who “died and went to Heaven” is obviously based on the book “Heaven is for Real,” which claimed to be a true story, and the irl kid (Colton Burpo) who apparently died and told stories about Heaven recently confessed that it was all made up by his parents and they ordered him to say things so they’d get famous (and it worked because Christians are the most gullible people on the planet).
@Fourcheesy
Ай бұрын
You're thinking of Alex Malarkey from the boy who came back from heaven. Colton burpo still stands by what he said.
@mamabear1394
28 күн бұрын
yeah I heard about that Alex.@@Fourcheesy
@spidey5558
9 күн бұрын
Oh shit, is that for real?
@Thurston86
8 сағат бұрын
@@Fourcheesy Your comment sent me down a rabbit hole. I had never heard of Alex, nor his book so I decided to look him up. What a horrible father! I feel awful for Alex and his mom.
The lady donating all her money to the church made me think of my grandma. She and her husband and her kids all were farmers. Well my grandma retired she just decided that she would keep enough for her to live in a home and donate the rest to the LDS church. Including all the land. Nevermind the fact that my uncle's literally worked every day on that land FOR HER their whole lives on the agreement that they would get it in the will. She just gave it away and then basically told them that they shouldn't get handouts in life. Screwed their work experience over too.
@AYVYN
4 ай бұрын
I would just snap if that happened to me, no scam artist is getting my inheritance
@lilly1389
4 ай бұрын
@AYVYN yeah my mom and uncles are. She's now having to move in with my uncle because she doesn't have enough for a full-time caretaker. So even more time is going towards her in their eyes.
@Veltrosstho
4 ай бұрын
"You're getting buried in a jewish cemetery for that gandma!"
@dirtydan9785
4 ай бұрын
@@lilly1389Tell him to salt the earth before the church gets it
@morigaena333
2 ай бұрын
The fact that the LDS church has like billions of dollars though, like they don’t even need more money 💀
Im absolutely sobbing over this random guy that kidnaps people just to be like “why cant we just get along 🥺”
@best_username6846
Жыл бұрын
"I kidnyapped you c-c-cuz I wannya be fwiends you w-want t-to go back t-to wife and youw famiwy *walks away* but I wannya be youw fwiend can't we just *whispers to self* cuddwe uwu what do you mean you don't wike *whimper* me and dont w-want t-to be fwiends with me but I wike *screams* you"
@Maria-wu6en
Жыл бұрын
@@best_username6846 this gave me whiplash, thank you🤣
@rolyatinsonia
Жыл бұрын
@@best_username6846 puking and crying rn what an inspiration
@Kallixede
Жыл бұрын
@@best_username6846 stop it.
@AYVYN
Жыл бұрын
I know you’ll love it here. Stop overreacting.
“I’m only alive because Jesus used me as a carrier pigeon” is a masterpiece of a sentence
@notmyname1208
Жыл бұрын
Lil girl: why didn't u just text her? Jesus: she blocked me
@big_sea
Жыл бұрын
yes
@kavya71954
9 ай бұрын
@@notmyname1208😂😂😂😂😂
@burningpileofshakespearean
8 ай бұрын
Little Girl: Now that i'm in heaven i can see my grandpa! Jesus: hehe no go deliver this message
@yuki97kira
Ай бұрын
So if she was just a carrier pigeon..did she die after??? She fulfilled her role after all
This movie is SO confusing to me. If the reconciler traps people who don’t get along together, why would Ed be with the brothers?? They don’t know him? What would be the justification for him to be there?
@artsyscrub3226
Ай бұрын
Uhm becuase you seee uhhh uhmmmm i think something about god?
@Lyddy-Draws
Ай бұрын
@@artsyscrub3226 oh dam. U right
@dontstealmycontentplease
Ай бұрын
He’s just really fucking annoying and the brothers have to learn to stop being pissed off by him
@yakketyyak6414
Ай бұрын
It’s because Ed is an angel; he was present at all of the other traps but not there in a corporeal form, but for ~plot reasons~ he’s physically there for the twin trap. (The plot reason is exposition.)
Fun fact: hindu people who've had near death experiences claim they see Krishna. Its almost as if seeing mythical beings when you die is dependent on the culture your in and has absolutely nothing to do with any god being real
the true horror of this movie isn't the kidnapping, it's the controlling abusive idea that you always have to forgive everyone and that holding onto any negative emotions or looking for accountability makes you a bad person.
@rwolfheart6580
Жыл бұрын
You've hit the core of what makes a lot of Christian denominations dangerous places to grow up.
@koutsioj4762
Жыл бұрын
@@rwolfheart6580 Let's be honest tho, the vast majority of christians aren't actually christian anyway. They usually don't acknowledge THEIR wrongdoings while judging everyone else for how they live their lives.
@ninevehgrey
Жыл бұрын
God I've always hated that idea, I'm happy more people are pointing out just how cruel it is.
@SlushFiend
Жыл бұрын
thats the kanye situation in a nutshell
@imrizzkhalifa
Жыл бұрын
its a religion dont say rude shit like this even if you dont like christians
kurtis conner is the person to say “don’t mind me if i do” while wiggling his fingers near donuts
@cavemicepencil
Жыл бұрын
im sure there’s a clip of it out there
@sp00n3gg
Жыл бұрын
hes the typa person to say "catch me if you can" during tag 💀
@Pine_apple
Жыл бұрын
ok
@Fringebaitx
Жыл бұрын
Drake kurtis 🫱🏽🫲🏻 Wiggling their finger and saying “don’t mind if I do”
@anynonymous1585
Жыл бұрын
The real question is... who puts the holes in the donuts and how?
I love how the creators of these movies try so hard to make it not look like a cult, and end up making the most cultish shit ever. Also, I want Tobin Bell to react to this whole movie in his Jigsaw voice.
@Dressup_Doll
3 ай бұрын
Throw in the two of play Amanda and Hoffman, and you got the whole family reacting.
@James817lol
Ай бұрын
@@Dressup_Doll im pretty sure you can't bring a corpse to react. although i dont remember if amanda died or not. im pretty sure hoffman died by the pighead gang in part 7, and kramer died in part 3, so amanda probably died during or after part 7.
@oliverholmes-gunning5372
Ай бұрын
@@James817lol Hoffman was left to rot in the bathroom in Saw 3D (aka Saw 7), we never actually see him die. Since his cameo appearance in the Saw X post-credits sequence proves that Costas Mandylor is clearly up for returning to the franchise, my guess is the next movie will feature him pretty prominently, either revealing that he escaped the bathroom like Dr Gordon and Eric Matthews before him, or more likely by using the same flashback technique that has allowed them to keep Kramer in every movie despite him dying like 7 movies ago. Also Amanda died in Saw III, moments before Kramer himself. That was one of the big twist reveals of that movie, that the test was hers all along and she failed it, getting shot by the other test subject as a result.
@James817lol
Ай бұрын
@@oliverholmes-gunning5372 oh yeah i forgot about that, i tend to not remember parts 3 and 7 that much because i think theyre the worst out of all of the movies. also saw x takes place in between parts 1 and 2, so 11 might also be a flashback, which means that he could still be dead. also it makes more sense, the guy who put him there probably knew not to let 3 people out of the shit room, and added some sort of babyproofing system. at least i hope he died, I think hoffman is the least intriguing out of the 3 killers, especially in part 7 when he just stops using traps and loses his last bit of morality, and just kills random people, pretty much defeating the entire purpose of his character.
@oliverholmes-gunning5372
Ай бұрын
@@James817lol I'd agree re 7 being awful, but I quite like 3 myself. I'd rank it almost exactly in the middle personally (for me Saw X, Saw, and Saw II are top-tier, Saw VI, Jigsaw, and Saw III are upper-end middle-tier, Saw IV and Saw V are lower-end mid-tier and Spiral and Saw 3D are bottom-tier). I'd say Hoffman will almost certainly be in 11, there would have been very little point getting him back for a 5-second post-credits cameo if it wasn't to tease his appearance in the next film. Also I think they confirmed that 11 will be a direct sequel to X, establishing a new prequel timeline that runs tangential to the original movies, which means that it will have to take place sometime between the first movie and part III. Hoffman is a psycho, sure, but he never really pretended otherwise- as soon as Kramer was no longer there to rein him in you could see that he was going to start playing his own game, so him just randomly killing people to save himself doesn't really feel like a betrayal of his character arc for me (hell, his entire origin story involved ripping off the Jigsaw murders for his own personal ends in the first place). He's a selfish schemer out for his own ends who clearly gets off on the torture element more than Kramer does, but at least he's consistent about this. Amanda is my least favourite of the 3 personally- for starters I never felt she really earned her place as Kramer's no.2 (her test was bullshit for one, all she had to do was kill a man she thought was already dead), and (unlike Hoffman, who was clearly out for himself from the start) becomes religiously devoted to Kramer's rules and philosophy only to throw it all away at the drop of a hat and start designing inescapable traps for no real apparent reason beyond some kind of mental instability. And I can't stand her whining, jealousy and insecurity throughout the whole of Saw III; obviously it's a very important plot point since the entire twist relies on it being her test because Kramer no longer trusts her to act objectively, but still, it makes her really hard to engage with as a character. Even in Saw X when she had the chance for redemption as one of the "good guys" (more or less) she doesn't really do anything besides follow Kramer around like a puppy dog. Idk maybe I just have more respect for confirmed psychos who spread destruction on their own terms than I do for overemotional, brainwashed cult slaves, but for the above reasons alone I always preferred Hoffman to Amanda. Kramer himself I have a complicated relationship with as a character. On the one hand I despise his hypocrisy- he presents himself as some kind of high-and-mighty moral arbiter with a strict code of ethics, but deep down his moral code is completely inconsistent, since it causes the death or severe endangerment of completely innocent people- for example he was all upset about the innocent child being placed into the trap in Saw X, apparently forgetting that he himself had instructed an equally innocent child, Dr Gordon's daughter, to be executed as punishment if Gordon failed to complete his own game in Saw 1. He also claims that everyone is given an equal chance, but that's clearly not true (many of the traps are far easier to escape than others- some involve merely breaking a few fingers, while others involve extreme self-mutilation and near-death). He also claims never to kill anyone, but- leaving aside the very shaky "guns-don't-kill-people-do" nature of that argument for a moment, many of the traps he sets are competition traps which means that no matter what happens someone is definitely gonna die as a result of his actions. He also claims to be entirely free of personal motive, but it's obvious that he's a total narcissist who surrounds himself with devoted disciples and can't stand when someone else takes credit for his work. Finally, his motives are completely inconsistent- in some movies his victims are people who simply don't appreciate life, while in others he acts more like a vigilante making people pay for crimes or transgressions they've committed (I guess we can put that last one down to lazy writing). Personally I subscribe to the fan theory that it was Kramer's tumour that turned him into Jigsaw (a la Charles Whitman), which would explain not only his apparent inability to grasp the inconsistencies of his philosophy but also why a man with no criminal record or history of instability would suddenly develop homicidal tendencies in his fifties far better than the "survived a suicide attempt" canon explanation which never made any sense to me. On the other hand, Tobin Bell's performance is so charming and the character is so much fun that I just can't help but quite like him in the way I like, say, Hannibal Lecter or the Joker. Saw X definitely helped in that of course by repositioning Kramer as the hero of the movie and making his actions a lot more justified, but even before then there was something about the ingeniousness of his traps and coolness of his demeanour that I found very compelling (I've always had a bit of a flair for showmanship myself). And so despite really not wanting to like him, I end up kind of doing so whenever I rewatch the movies.
“Why do you get the promotion? I’ve been at the department 3 years longer than you” “Skill issue” “Aight fair, put ‘er there”
@-myharlequinnsapphicarch-
Ай бұрын
💀💀 this really got me
As someone whose first language is not english, Laurie's boss is exactly what english sounded like to me before I learned
@MizzzFizzz
Жыл бұрын
I think the boss is saying "Good and evil, ok, look at me." 4:57
@sspsp6545
Жыл бұрын
This comment is underrated, that’s hilarious and a sign that you’ve obviously mastered the language better than a native English speaker.😂
@tokyoghoulmamamia5099
Жыл бұрын
@@MizzzFizzz you can hear a rat scratch its ass a mile away
@KaelWrit
Жыл бұрын
it's Rowdy Roddy Piper, a dope wrestler and actor, he has that accent but other productions have been able to make his speech come across, like on Its Always Sunny. He also starred in They Live.
@rantsinarobe4099
Жыл бұрын
I was the 666 thumbs up on a comment made towards a Christian movie! HILARIOUS! (I am a Christian too so im not trying to be a edgy douche with this.) KURTIS THE TIME WILL COME WHERE CHRISTIANS WILL BE PERSECUTED AT THE BARREL OF A GUN IN AMERICA AND GLOBALLY. ITS GOING ON ELSEWHERE CONSTANTLY. IT IS OUR FATE. GOD DOESNT ADJUST TO THE WORLD, THE WORLD MUST ADJUST TO GOD. i.e. LGBT/BLM FLAGS ON THE CHURCH SHOW THE FORMER - EVERYONE NO MATTER THEIR IDENTITY OR POLITICAL LEANINGS ARE ACCEPTED IN THE CHURCH, BUT WHEN FLARE OF THESE BELEIFS START BEING LAID BY THE CROSS✝ THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY ALTOGETHER. MOCK ME IF YOU WILL - I EXPECT YOU TO.
“Water under the bridge, piss in my mouth” was better written than the plot of the movie.
@9786oof
Жыл бұрын
@don't be surprised scam
@blueroses4767
Жыл бұрын
timestamp 16:57
as a former Christian, I can confirm, most Christian films are about how “oppressed” they are… like I’m respectful towards all beliefs/religions, im not going to attack or judge you for it, but you are NOT oppressed or being threatened simply for being Christian. You have one of the easier lives because it’s a more widely accepted religion, unlike Islam for example
It's very generous of you to call this a remake instead of a ripoff
The constant smile on the reporter’s face has done more psychological damage than any Saw movie ever could
@yuki97kira
Жыл бұрын
The real saw
@MoonsShadows
Жыл бұрын
Even when she’s crying
@sail4170
Жыл бұрын
RIGHT
@pastaslut
Жыл бұрын
REAL
@tomboyraider1015
2 ай бұрын
Then.... technically wouldn't that make it a better movie than Saw? 🤔
Dude literally wrote himself as God in a movie lol. I know writers can sometimes have a God complex but I expected better...FROM A MAGICIAN 😭😭
@taitia8619
Жыл бұрын
I think he was meant more as an angel but still probably a sin lol
@xixXxxXxix
Жыл бұрын
Imagine portraying yourself as God and not even trying to have a hair cut lol
@wallyman292
Жыл бұрын
James Randi is probably rolling over in his grave!
@aerrae5608
Жыл бұрын
That adds up. Christians take everything on authority without thinking so makes sense their wet dream is to be that authority and to make atheists stop thinking and feeling. All one race of god puppets, pull the string and they say I love Jesus!
@FaiaHalo
Жыл бұрын
Not really, he called himself "a helper." Not that it makes it less ridiculously false lmao
5:06 he's definitely saying, "I have an evil can of chutney."
@tipennya
2 ай бұрын
😂😂
5:06 he says "Good and evil - hey look at me!" As she slightly pans her head down. Its been like a year but on this rewarch i finally heard what he was meant to be saying
My favorite part of this was when the Reconciler said "it's reconciling time" and reconciled all over those guys
@annikornbee743
Жыл бұрын
Loved when he was like “I’m Joe Reconciler”
@Nick-xu7ns
Жыл бұрын
Dude, spoilers
@Sleve-McDichael
Жыл бұрын
I fuckin hate this meme! Please just let it die!!!
@arthurdurham
Жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when this joke finally dies
@catupatree1786
Жыл бұрын
@@arthurdurham it will never die
"I'm only alive because God used me as a carrier pigeon." I nearly spit out my coffee.
@whenmushroomsattack3303
Жыл бұрын
It be feeling like that sometimes
@Noob10346GD
Жыл бұрын
@@whenmushroomsattack3303 thats rough buddy
@malevolentsnow9867
Жыл бұрын
She should be honoured, carrier pigeons are extinct lmaaaoooo
@CL-je6sv
Жыл бұрын
My Christian father walked in at that part and called it disgusting haha
@matthew_natividad
Жыл бұрын
Every Christian be like:
13:02 this goes unironically hard dude, literally acted out the verse: “if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to depart into hell.” And Jigsaw just out here threatening fake church pastors and priests into exposing they only do it for money and don’t believe any of it. Would be amazing tbh.
The fact that this movie basically compared Jesus to John Kramer is making me cry, and the movie's cover reminds me of jack the ripper.
@oliverholmes-gunning5372
Ай бұрын
"Hello Peter, I wanna play a game. Before you is a basket of 5 loaves and 2 fish. Do you have it in you to cook a meal big enough for five thousand people before the timer runs out and you're nailed to this upside-down crucifix? Live or die- make your choice."
I love how the twin who doesn’t go to church is also wearing a leather jacket, so the audience knows he’s the “bad” twin lmao
@dinkyboss
Жыл бұрын
I’m so glad they did that because I would’ve been SO lost as to who is who. Thank God 😉
@bellathesuperpoms
11 ай бұрын
@@dinkybossim a twin to see me apart from my sis look at my very curly hair and darker skin lol
@Markeplier23
11 ай бұрын
The dark evil messed up twin
@rwntree
11 ай бұрын
i think he also mentions that they shouldn't use he/him pronouns for the reconciler bc they don't know their gender, i think they were just trying to paint him as a "left wing atheist" to make fun of him 😭😭
@teddycinema
11 ай бұрын
it’s like how doofenschmirtz doesn’t realize perry is perry unless he has the hat on. “twin brother? oh, BAD TWIN BROTHER😮”
The “hurt leg” joke hit too close to home as someone with lifelong knee pain who, after months of tests and x-rays, was officially diagnosed with “bad knees” 😅
@nicoaha8426
Жыл бұрын
real
@shanksandtanks240
Жыл бұрын
Yep, same. Knees are all turned inwards.
@maxwashere.
Жыл бұрын
very relatable for probably most chronic pain patients 😂 they send you through thounds of dollars worth of tests and then just shrug their shoulders and suggest a vitamin d supplement 😭😭
@shanksandtanks240
Жыл бұрын
@@maxwashere. omg, yessss. I can still taste the chalkiness.
@quandaredevil
Жыл бұрын
@@maxwashere. my family's insurance allowing 5 year old me to undergo several complicated tests that are now illegal to do on children and then years later denying a simple genetic blood test that could actually gives us answers after over a decade
the boss says "老板是个白痴,他说什么?"
@LiztheWiz218
2 ай бұрын
My Chinese classes at school came in clutch
@detroitpolak9904
29 күн бұрын
That was hilarious…I’ve looked at a lot of comments now and I can’t believe nobody recognized Rowdy Roddy Piper as the boss.
Dude, trapped with my relatives till we get along? We are all doomed; better give me a saw, i'll just make sushi out of myself.
Kurtis is the type of person who would say “let’s get the party started” after entering a room
@dandy_andy_2609
Жыл бұрын
And I’d absolutely attend
@EclipseINF
Жыл бұрын
These bots be wildin
@fuzzzzy
Жыл бұрын
LMFAOOO
@DDR-Tigress
Жыл бұрын
So, a white man 🤣
@dhwiiakenebjdidism
Жыл бұрын
Kurt is the type of person to pause after jumping off a cliff and then fall when he looks down
The fact that the actor wrote the 10/10 review was a bigger plot twist than the actual plot twist
@SebastianJose_Fatherlessaxo
Жыл бұрын
😢😂
@ErynIsAbsent
Жыл бұрын
Really tho 💀
@bjones8470
Жыл бұрын
So true…and sad
@Deuteromis
Жыл бұрын
Those reviews got removed from the site, bet Scott deleted them. 🤣
I find it funny how both chad chad and kurtis reviewed a Christian horror movie with the same woman as a main character 😭
@IvysWhackedWonderland
Ай бұрын
What was Chad’s video abt?
@felixwishes1011
Ай бұрын
@IvysWhackedWonderland chad chad reviewed a movie called Unwanted Presence. The plot makes no sense and it's so funny 😭
Laurie's boss is saying "Da Maniac loves you". RIP Roddy Piper, I miss you so much
So this dude wrote a movie, cast himself as the secret hero with godlike powers, and then wrote a 10/10 review and complimented himself on main 😭😭
@Shsudejdufuruf
9 ай бұрын
Chad move ngl
@burningpileofshakespearean
8 ай бұрын
imagine if ryan gosling or margot robbie did that for barbie 💀
@AbigailAutumn
8 ай бұрын
@@burningpileofshakespeareanthey'd be right to
@sproductionsinc
8 ай бұрын
The writer/creator of Saw is in the movie
@raymondlaspina7870
8 ай бұрын
@sproductionsinc yeah but he gets shot then is left to Rot in a bathroom then gets suffocated with a bag
“I’m a messenger, I’m a guardian…” Gets tired of explaining. “…I’m other things as well” Top tier script and acting.
@Anna-qo5th
Жыл бұрын
He's also an actor, a screenwriter and a magician.
@saintsomnia8030
Жыл бұрын
"I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother"
@Random-sk6hm
Жыл бұрын
he's a legend, he's an icon and he IS the moment
@F1areon
9 ай бұрын
C'mon now! @@Random-sk6hm
The bosses actor name is Roddy Piper. He played The Maniac in It's Always Sunny, the most religious show on FX, so it makes sense he was in this movie.
The depressing fact this is one of the last thing Roddy Piper ever was apart of is sad... he would die only a few months after the film released, it's for the best we just focus on his other work like They Live.
@bettygrof.
16 күн бұрын
Wait really?? RIP :(
Props to Kurtis for actually cutting his arm off for a skit! Real determination!
@stacie7766
Жыл бұрын
I KNOW!!!! That was so crazy that he ACTUALLY did that. Hopefully it grows back before his next video.
@Abaddon..
Жыл бұрын
It was insane!!!
@charliehigginson7990
Жыл бұрын
Such a craftsman, honestly
@diorrrxx
Жыл бұрын
@Secret This is the clip u have been worried about : kzread.info/dash/bejne/qp6M0LqEZ8askqw.html
@cybergutz
Жыл бұрын
@yes maybe…..your the bot🧍♀️
"making a christian horror movie must be the hardest thing" the exoricist, literally the exorcist
@RandallHull
Жыл бұрын
The Devils 1978 is pretty intense too
@skylernadeem8994
Жыл бұрын
69th like 💪💪💪
@wanderingfordays6635
Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@justyouraverageblackstar3672
Жыл бұрын
It’s even funnier when you take into consideration how many people consider the Exorcist the best horror movie ever made.
@mrman991
Жыл бұрын
@@justyouraverageblackstar3672 exactly this, pre-exorcist, most horror was analogy for minority groups to express their lives without declaring they're gay etc. Then the Exorcist comes along and goes "what does christian america fear the most.... demons... possessing people. Who's the worst person to get posessed? A SMALL INNOCENT CHILD!!!!" job done, ship it
"Do you wanna pray a game" 😅
i was legit crying at the goo miga goo boo kabi 😭
20:09 Can't believe they thought "You see everything as black and white while in reality the world is very nuanced" was actually the losing argument here
@angel_of_rust
Жыл бұрын
ironically the world right now wished it was nuanced.
@ddjsoyenby
Жыл бұрын
so it was written by twitter.
@helpmegetto1k4channelnotab78
Жыл бұрын
I wouldnt expect anything else from a 'religious' media remake tbh
@mariagrader10
Жыл бұрын
@@ddjsoyenby close, its a common flaw of people in general to see things black and white
@arandomhashbrown3756
Жыл бұрын
@@angel_of_rust What do you mean?
I GOT KICKED OFF THE SET IN THIS MOVIE!!! I was an extra in the office scene, and I was supposed to walk over to a "coworker" and casually hand off some papers and lightly chat. After around take 5, I decided to say something goofy with each take and make her laugh. They didn't like that and I got kicked off the set, even though I was supposed to be in a few more scenes. I swear we spent the whole day shooting that scene. It was so incredibly mismanaged
@tonightondadsphone5692
9 ай бұрын
Did they even pay you 😂
@cez_is_typing
8 ай бұрын
NO FUN ON SET. It’s a very serious movie chase.
@xofrnkiee
8 ай бұрын
that’s honestly so funny lmao. did you get paid? 😭
@idoit6776
8 ай бұрын
WHAT WAS THAT ONE LINE??
@davidbjacobs3598
8 ай бұрын
You're not an extra if you have a line. That line comes with a pay bump.
I figured it out! at 4:45 he's saying "Good and evil? Hey, look at me!" Because she looks down.
@Kirby666.
Ай бұрын
Munkenituputmikutni
As a diehard Saw fan, this is funny asf.
@friendlyneigborhoodbean
5 ай бұрын
As a diehard Saw fan who is fully aware of the religious (not-so) undertones. it's insane that they chose this franchise
@loizzz69
5 ай бұрын
Frlll lol 😹😭
Im now gonna use the phrase “putting the silly in reconciliation” around my Catholic parents any chance I get. Thank you, Kurtis
@classicclassi6146
Жыл бұрын
Oh they will love it
@calowenby1654
Жыл бұрын
I hope you get many chances to do that.
@ddjsoyenby
Жыл бұрын
perfect.
@awoo0992
Жыл бұрын
Bro same omg
@annwethenorth
Жыл бұрын
Congratulations on being a great child. You're very ungrateful
I am not going to lie, when Kurtis mentioned that the little girl told Laurie that Jesus misses her, I undestood it as the kid saying “hey Jesus wants you back to heaven so probably you’ll die soon”, it wasn’t until he mentioned the attending church part that I realized it wasn’t as creepy as I got it LMAO
@ambarcastaneda4763
Жыл бұрын
Same, actually
@kdmac8110
Жыл бұрын
SAME LOL
@lilymorgan9787
Жыл бұрын
me too lmaoo
@dannyscamera
Жыл бұрын
LMAO SAME
@Neelumeena878
Жыл бұрын
मै युटूबर हू
"Jesus Said You Must Forgive Any Wrongdoing" Uh? No! That's Like Saying We Should Forgive Jared From Subway Or Chris Chan For What They Did, Yea NO! You Can't Forgive Literally Every Wrongdoing
@smergthedargon8974
14 күн бұрын
Why Are You Capitalizing Every Word? Are You Jaden Smith?
@gh0stpuppi333
5 күн бұрын
by Fall Out Boy
"Good and evil? Hey, look at me."
Kurtis is the type of fellow to rub his hands together when he’s about to do something nefarious
@halatiny6537
Жыл бұрын
Grubby little hands
@ionlydodior3452
Жыл бұрын
Agreed
@vwomp
Жыл бұрын
to fishy fishy fish, makin' it stinky
@pastelk
Жыл бұрын
kurty boy up to nooooo good
@O_O.The.Commenter
Жыл бұрын
Kurtis is the type of fellow to ask "Can I be nefarious?" and not wait for an answer
Female Cop: "I can't believe you got the promotion" Male Cop: *Skill* *Issue* Female Cop: "You're right, I just need to try harder."
@dummyyogurt5375
11 ай бұрын
@@Snake3417she didn't seem mad at him tho. she was just venting to him cuz they're partners.
'I don't fight in the ring anymore. But I still fight with the demons in Da' Maniac's head.'
"Good evil, hey look a cookie!"
Kurtis is the type of guy to say "no more mr nice guy" after getting mad at someone
@redpandalovr
Жыл бұрын
kurtis the type of guy to say “woopsie dasies” after bumping into someone
@box0choco593
Жыл бұрын
NO MORE...MISTER *NICE* GUY NO MORE...MISTER CLEA-HE-HEAN!
@yeethittter1285
Жыл бұрын
The type of guy to say "how do you like these apples" when he throws a punch
@dprdenny
Жыл бұрын
I'm going to give you a knuckle sandwich 😤
@taquitosdechora
Жыл бұрын
@@box0choco593 hell yeah man
A true horror twist would be if Ed appeared as a "biblically accurate angel"
@genericname2747
Жыл бұрын
0/10 not enough biblically accurate angels
@ClowncoreisCool
Жыл бұрын
I mean, technically he did, Thrones aren't the only accurate ones lol.
@CanIswearinmyhandle
Жыл бұрын
If christian movies were all you had to go off you'd think all angels looked like schlubby middle aged men
@ShinySephiroth1
Жыл бұрын
Like a Seraph? That would've been amazing!
@zimmygirl777
Жыл бұрын
A real twist would be Ed unzips his ugly fat guy suit and reveals he’s actually Castiel, the angel with a devil of a body. Misha Collins with his hot abs.👼😻
As a Christian myself, this film is an absolute insult of a movie like having a Christian saw movie is a pretty shitty concept but still you could of had some extremist Christian kinda like the cult in Far cry 5 or something who traps and tortures people who sinned or something like there's some potential. I feel like every Christian film is made on a 50-pound budget or something
@ethandollarhide7943
3 ай бұрын
They have a movie like that: Red State.
You know saying "only siths deal in absolutes" is dealing in absolutes
the "you're not in any real danger, i just miss the way things used to be" is absolutely fucking killing me
@mikip282
Жыл бұрын
i CACKLED
@placeholderdoe
Жыл бұрын
I love this comment, but I mustn’t ruin the 420 likes
@MikuoIrl
Жыл бұрын
@@placeholderdoe well someone ruined it for you anyway
@Random-sk6hm
Жыл бұрын
IM CRYING
As an autistic person with hearing loss, that boss is half of what I hear every day.
@noelclaire
Жыл бұрын
the truest thing ever
@pigeonatic
11 ай бұрын
The confusion of mishearing/hearing gibberish and just nodding along because it's too embarrassing to ask what someone said was the real saw trap
@PLSHELPMEiStuckInTheUrlFactory
11 ай бұрын
What does autism have to do with hearing im confused
@tinyelephant2104
11 ай бұрын
what does autism have to do with this
@EndertheDragon0922
11 ай бұрын
@@PLSHELPMEiStuckInTheUrlFactory maybe it has to do with difficulty with audio comprehension? I have that but idk what causes it specifically, since I have a handful of disorders. What I mean by comprehension is like even if you hear a spoken sentence perfectly, the part of your brain that is meant to process language just kind of lags behind so it ends up sounding like that guy where you can clearly hear something is being said but it might as well be gibberish because there is no meaning to you.
“Good and evil? hey look at me” he put the influxes in all the wrong places.
@bettygrof.
16 күн бұрын
OHHHH I HEAR IT NOW
You know the movie’s bad when kurtis’s little acting cutscenes are 5 times better than the movie..
The "no violence" thing is really funny when you think about how violent the Bible is
@zakosist
9 ай бұрын
Right. And the fact they're ripping of an extremely violent movie but cant commit to any of it. I dont think a movie absolutely needs violence to be good, but then you need a storytelling that fits a non-violent movie. And it still needs some form of dramatic element.
@lambda-m1676
8 ай бұрын
Jesus commits literal specicide. Or whatever it is. Actually, if you think about it, no offense....why are gods so egotistical and always resort to violence when some things can be solved without killing literally every human????
@arthurdossantos6826
8 ай бұрын
I still can't get over Moses human trafficking little girls to be child brides.
@jamall7003
8 ай бұрын
@@lambda-m1676 God: oh no Only one family in all of earth actually believes and worships me... welp time to start over and drown em all, except that one family... their alright.
@Kacszu
8 ай бұрын
@@lambda-m1676metaphor. Killing every single human being, destorying the tower of babel and so on are just methaphors. They are that way because they can speak to us the best when they are that way, or at least to the majority of people. In other words the reason why they are so violent is because of humans in general. Sorry for my bad english not my first language and have a good day.
I love Kurtis implying that “Jesus” as a phrase existed before the actual guy and the guy was just named after it
@ghandinotsenpai9135
Жыл бұрын
this made me curious if there were other people named Jesus before Jesus was born, so I looked it up and turns out there were multiple people in the bible with the name Jesus, and the name was common before too. imagine if the phrase is actually about some other dude named Jesus and we're giving credit to the wrong guy?
@ripwednesdayadams
Жыл бұрын
it does go with the established theme. 😂 all the major christian holidays just happen to be on the same day and have similar names to older roman and pagan holidays that were around for much longer than christianity.
@commandercorl1544
Жыл бұрын
What if instead of "Jesus Christ!" it's "Jesus, Christ!"
@logicandemma8474
Жыл бұрын
U do know that Jesus real name isn't even Jesus right
@green7449
Жыл бұрын
Freakin hilarious.😂
I think the boss says "Good and evil..*small monkey sounds*"
I think he said and i quote “im with the evil please dont cut me😢.”
Seeing the saw puppet say "you're not in any danger I just miss the way it used to be" was amazing lol
@lazersneverdie3561
Жыл бұрын
That shit genuinely made me crack up
@DollfaceLizkah
Жыл бұрын
What timestamp lol I missed that part
@hotterthanu1240
Жыл бұрын
@@DollfaceLizkah 12:42
the part where he said “instead of mary shelly’s frankenstein, you can do…virgin mary’s frankincense” is such a good joke like omg 💀
@val77701
Жыл бұрын
English isn’t my first or second language can u explain it pls lol
@N0P3D0U7
Жыл бұрын
@@val77701 frankenstien is a man made from many other parts of dead humans,and starts nice but becomes evil after getting harmed by everyone else. The other one is just bad in the sense of stupid af.
@gumbolord
Жыл бұрын
@@val77701 he changed Mary Shelley (author of Frankenstein) to Virgin Mary (mother of Jesus) and Frankenstein to frankincense (often used as an essential oil) because there are some crazy super-religious Christian mothers who don't believe in modern medicine, and they think that "natural remedies" like essential oils and healing stones can cure their children of illnesses/diseases that should, in fact, be treated by doctors because they may be life-threatening.
@alicethemad1613
Жыл бұрын
@gumbo lord frankincense was one of the gifts brought to Jesus by the three wise men when he was born. It’s pretty well known in like.. Christian communities and it’s in a bunch of Christmas songs
@MontgomeryPython4615
Жыл бұрын
@@gumbolord I thought the frankenscense part was a joke combining Frankenstein and abstinence.
I was actually kidnapped and I had to watch this movie.....and I just sawed my head off.
I think the line is: "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubble gum." 😂
I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN SO LONG THAN AT THE BOSS’S UNINTELLIGIBLE DIALOGUE
@AnybodyElseWatchingFunnyVideos
10 ай бұрын
Ikr i could not stop laughing for few minutes cause of how funny it was 😂🤣
@sydneylee6622
9 ай бұрын
He sounds like a water sound effect
@ZeranZeran
9 ай бұрын
goodeny wookeny cookenly!
@crystaleunoia3974
9 ай бұрын
Literally the noises that my stomach makes after taco bell
@ZeranZeran
9 ай бұрын
Timestamp so I can come back and laugh at this 4:24 "Fat tree.. _PAR Cars?_ "
I literally thought the clip of what Lori was typing on her computer was a joke Kurtis was making in editing, not the LITERAL SCREEN THEY MADE IN THE MOVIE
@lavenderbeach8684
Жыл бұрын
STOP ME TOO LMAOO
@beckchapman7237
Жыл бұрын
NO LITERALLY I reminded the video cuz I thought he put some little joke on there
@Breexbloodlust
Жыл бұрын
Same. It's so bad
@Zoe-tw1kd
Жыл бұрын
@Lyndsey 79 13:10 😊
@jasjas4356
Жыл бұрын
ME TOO!!!!!
fun fact(s): the guy who played laurie's boss also played the maniac on its always sunny in Philadelphia, and he talked just as weirdly in that show as he did in this movie! im honestly surprised i couldnt find anyone else who recognized him because i did immediately.
The twist is actually hysterically obvious. Literally Ed’s in there with the twins despite having no apparent connection to them. He’s not there to reconcile with anyone. He LITERALLY points out their MO, which HIS OWN PRESENCE CONTRASTS. Literally there’s no explanation for his presence otherwise.
The actor who played Ed giving the movie HE STARRED IN the only positive review is fucking hilarious
“Christians wanna be oppressed so bad dude” I am losing my shit it’s so true
@P-P-Panda
Жыл бұрын
Yeeeep
@DollfaceLizkah
Жыл бұрын
There's even some in the comments lmao
@Chilloutlilbro
Жыл бұрын
Christian dom kink 🚨🚨🚨
@Korra228
Жыл бұрын
They're jealous of us queers
@insertnamehere1258
Жыл бұрын
@@Korra228 I'm both, so I guess I am opressing myself
How dare you sully my memory of Roddy Piper by showing me this atrocity.
@detroitpolak9904
29 күн бұрын
Do you know how many comments I had to look at before you finally said it was The Maniac, uh, I mean Rowdy Roddy Piper. Please tell me you know The Maniac reference.
Rowdy Roddy Piper was saying he only came there to kick ass and chew bubble gum. Unfortunately he wasn't all out of bubble gum yet.
Kurtis is the type of guy to say "Why I oughta!" before he beats someone up
@_maga225
Жыл бұрын
DAWG💀
@magnuslikestanks6044
Жыл бұрын
Bro these comments are killing me
I love the idea that they could afford to ask if they could use a real office as a set, but weren't allowed to actually use the computers which is why they had to keyframe that stuff in.
@9786oof
Жыл бұрын
@Chad 007 scam
4:50 “good and evil getting gatgootnie”
They really let that man have a stroke on set and kept the audio
I screamed at “my WIFE and I” I’m so happy for them
Жыл бұрын
exactly!!!! it's so cute
@FocusedFighter777
Жыл бұрын
@don't be surprised Soooo many bots everywhere!!
Жыл бұрын
@don't be surprised nah i want to miss it
@thealivec4t
Жыл бұрын
I went back and replayed it just to be sure!! Omg!
@silverstorm7306
Жыл бұрын
SAME
I love that instead of putting the victims in mortal danger forcing them to fight for survival like Jigsaw, Reconciler is literally like "okay be nice to each other or continue to be mildly inconvenienced.
@scotrick3072
8 ай бұрын
I was discussing the ‘drown them with kindness’ method of revenge with a friend: it’d be an odd world if we all loved on each other when there was a problem until finally the offending party was just all: fine! fine! I’ll stop murdering people and eating them! fine!
@Robster-insertabunchofnumbers-
7 ай бұрын
To be fair, that would work on me.
@Tired-hm4tw
5 ай бұрын
It's one hell of a premise!
@Laserface99
4 ай бұрын
Psst!!! Hey!! If anyone is reading this I’m 13 and I have a really cool idea for a Christian horrer movie!! What about a guy who goes crazy trying to figure out if Christianity is real because he gets a dream about god telling him smth and he goes crazy trying to believe in him and stuff. like he kills people etc etc… then he dies from insanity!! CREDIT ME PLEASE!!!!!! (Also I’m a Christian sooo… hi)
@Tired-hm4tw
4 ай бұрын
@@Laserface99 I'm not a Christian but I am curious why he would go crazy and kill people just because he was trying to figure out if God was real. You'd have to explain the process a little more. What do you think the first murder would look like, and under what circumstances would it happen in?
its so sad that christian movies are so bad (especially christian horror movies) when they have the best source of fucked up horrific stories on the planet as a worshiped artifact I'm being serious too, I'm aethiest but I was raised christian and my moms side of the family is roman catholic, when I still attended church I read some of the original bible stories and no joke had nightmares for awhile
@yuuriahl
Ай бұрын
honestly I'd believe the "god is feared" argument if it weren't false, cause OMG Old Testament god did not fuck around! that man was BRUTAL
2:23 As someone who was tentatively diagnosed with "low mood", I felt this joke reverberate through my bone marrow
I absolutely thought that the dad saving his son from falling would count as them reconciling, causing the handcuffs to unlock and the son to fall to his death.
@toxicsugarart2103
Жыл бұрын
Oh that would’ve been such a good twist!! Maybe not good enough to save the movie but
@rbitrary
Жыл бұрын
THATS SO GOOD. CMON.
@egg4666
Жыл бұрын
F
@firewolfandrewb
Жыл бұрын
@hope. My dad left for potato wedges? Sounds about right
@thenocturnenarrator
Жыл бұрын
Same honestly lmao
5:00 “couldn’t he walk in, couldn’t he?” “could he walk in, couldn’t he?” “good and evil? kid couldn’t be” “good and evil, hey look at me” this movie is amazing. edit: im only alive because jesus used me as a carrier pigeon 😔✨
@grace.stewartt4224
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@AreLawReady
Жыл бұрын
Maybe “good and evil? Couldn’t he, could he?” Idk
@jackharper2087
Жыл бұрын
i thought it's "good and evil, hey look at me"
@goshilikestuff
Жыл бұрын
It is 'good and evil, hey look at me'
@AreLawReady
Жыл бұрын
Upon further inspection, I’m thinking “good and evil. Couldn’t be could he?” Given the context of God is not dead being the conversation, that phrase would somewhat make sense
I think what the unintelligible guy was saying was “good and evil, hey look at me” I’m not sure though