Kale Caesar is literally the best joke of 2019, I don’t think I’ll ever get over it

@sophiamasters2037

4 жыл бұрын

Pillow _ fluff I’m so sorry but what is the joke

@magicluvr777

4 жыл бұрын

No the best joke is digital farts

@naomi8420

4 жыл бұрын

every joke kurtis says is the best joke

@odettee5322

4 жыл бұрын

sophia masters Kale sees her Kale Caesar

@elizabethdesruisseau7826

4 жыл бұрын

I paused the video there just to appreciate it

I love how Neil literally has NO expression on his face whatsoever and at the same time he's playing the lead role

@nitzmilky7246

4 жыл бұрын

I gave u the 1000th like

@rodsaghosh7208

4 жыл бұрын

He's a bad boy

@kingayy9267

4 жыл бұрын

Why do people insist on telling OP this Does it make them feel good or .. ? genuine question

@meyu4uuu

3 жыл бұрын

he's a badass

@t.t.timmersonproductions3785

3 жыл бұрын

What can he say? He was the only one to ace the audition

The fact that Kurtis' skits parodying the scenes have better quality than the actual movie kills me

@smileyfacepalm

Жыл бұрын

With Neil Breen's age, those skits will kill him too.

@tianaley5805

Жыл бұрын

let's not go too far

@mateolachone8841

Жыл бұрын

That was online for Neil monster

@timohara7717

Жыл бұрын

Well what's quality is this kzread.info/dash/bejne/qp9rw89vk8W5lLg.html and if you watch fully you gain 2 subs legit but if you lose you'll be as crappy as the kovie

@dragon_cheez6718

Жыл бұрын

It’s true though

This feels like the type of movie you would make with your siblings over summer break that you would edit on like iMovie or something than show to your parents like it’s a cinematic masterpiece

@lunaballuna

Жыл бұрын

It's like the real life version of "Threat Level Midnight" lol Michael Scott was even praised like he was a child after showing it off 😂

@obywatelcane6775

Жыл бұрын

All U need is some camera, stock clips/fotos and broken laptops 🙂Even some Polish youtubers can make more realistic green screen - on weekly basis. kzread.info/dash/bejne/mKp3q7eInpfKoJM.html NRGeek's effects are like computer printing. Neil's? Like a sheet of paper with some newspaper letters glued to it. Funny guy that Neil Breen.

@spinspin1597

Жыл бұрын

This is scarely accurate

@aaamimah

Жыл бұрын

@@spinspin1597 its bc my brother forces me to help him with them all the time

@DarkSlayer_1094

Жыл бұрын

I have to make a movie for a class, hoping its better than this lmao

I can’t get over how all of Neil Breen’s lines are delivered with a completely flat tone and with no discernible emotion on his face 😂😂

@Angie-Pants

4 жыл бұрын

"i can't believe you committed suicide."

@CCrispyyy

4 жыл бұрын

👁__👁

@jacobh.2973

4 жыл бұрын

"Come follow me, they can't hurt me"

@Reminji

4 жыл бұрын

It's obviously because he's half AI! Programmable Virtual DNA.

@stephaniepapaleo521

4 жыл бұрын

Ella Ingram it’s Neil’s Method Acting. I think he missed a few classes or he’s bringing flat back. 😌 😴 💤 flat acting, the world just hasn’t caught on yet 😂

I swear I can never take Kurtis seriously. Even his sponsorships sound sarcastic

@abigailcole4972

4 жыл бұрын

faith destiny facts, I can never tell if his laugh is real

@Thas2

4 жыл бұрын

Play With your C L A N M A T E S

@stephaniepapaleo521

4 жыл бұрын

faith destiny it’s next level 💥 sarcasm 💥 definitely!!

@stephaniepapaleo521

4 жыл бұрын

Jordan Campbell I like the fact he’s witty! 💗 Smart people

@anurvi1463

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the whole ad was sarcastic

No ones talking about how Neil literally wrote the aggressive scene(s) in for his OWN CHARECTER. Nobody told him that he had to do it. That poor woman.

@rosethorne9155

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. There's a really creepy undercurrent of sexism in a lot of his movies that makes some of them a LOT less funny than if they were just so bad they're good.

@andreasbreu4727

Жыл бұрын

@@rosethorne9155 sexism? how, when, where?

@ebet222

Жыл бұрын

@@andreasbreu4727 bffr

@hanthonyc

Жыл бұрын

@@andreasbreu4727 Not as an explored or overtly presented topic in-universe, just a recurrent implication. Commonly he writes scripts that involve the female characters to engage with his flirtatiously, with zero effect to plot/characterization. A particularly offputting example is Fateful Findings, where his character's friend's underage daughter tries to seduce him. Considering Neil writes his entire scripts knowing he will play the main role, it heavily comes off as creepy. It would be different if it wasn't so A. consistent and B. unessential to any story or meaning

@emilyb.8219

Жыл бұрын

Yeah kinda seems like he's got some latent violent feelings towards women :/

I like how Kurtis assumes the movie was made by a team and not just Niel on a laptop

@TaylorBarnes-hs5ot

Жыл бұрын

It can't have been a laptop, Neil hates those. It was probably just imovie

@nosferattusx2

Жыл бұрын

@@TaylorBarnes-hs5ot he made it with his mind. his bree-ain

@misschocoki

6 ай бұрын

Neil Breen is actually a very hard worker, and his filmmaking skills are absolutely amazing. Except, everytime he successfully finishes a movie after so much hard work, he jumps in excitement which causes his explosions to ruin it all. He’s so tired afterwards that he just says “agh bologna” and just makes up whatever this movie was to make up for it

why does Neil Breen sound like Garfield’s inner monologue lmao

@HartleiStansbury7

4 жыл бұрын

pikato lmfaooo

@roger_001

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA OMG

@zsofiabertrand6584

4 жыл бұрын

Probably the best comment of 2019 on KZread ever thank you

@Thawah

4 жыл бұрын

HAAAA

@IsThisUsernameAvailable

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry Jon

this whole movie is literally like a meme someone would make

@maximummax7232

4 жыл бұрын

That's why Neil Breen is God

@notblondeswede

4 жыл бұрын

the whole movie is like this channel a little kid did that jenna marbles made famous, except they are a million times better. kzread.info/dash/bejne/c5t-pMlxnsLUido.html

@maggiec5984

4 жыл бұрын

I’m the 1,000th like.

@elizabethdesruisseau7826

4 жыл бұрын

notblondeswede yes omg esto1121 love him

@kellybrewster3782

4 жыл бұрын

This whole movie is literally a meme I would make

I will NEVER get over the “I can’t believe you committed suicide 😒” I think about it daily, that’s why I rewatch this video and the first one constantly. It’s so good. Honestly, if you’re suicidal just remember that Neil Breen will very passive aggressively mourn you and that’s very sad. Don’t make Neil Breen mildly upset.

@lululandd

10 ай бұрын

theres no way he commited suicide! he cannot have killed himself!

@AboutAGirIlllll

10 ай бұрын

I literally think about it everyday. Wake up. I can’t believe you committed suicided. Go to bed. I can’t believe you committed suicide…

@meika0914

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂same

@dinotheraptor

8 ай бұрын

My depression is cured ty /j

@SarahLaffey

4 ай бұрын

This just made me laugh really hard.

I love the building explosion scene. He told them to follow him, he's clearly the only one who survived.

@cass6082

8 ай бұрын

Follow me! I’ll save you! *teleports out of four story window*

@zombiechicken7114

2 ай бұрын

Right? He says follow me they can't hurt me. Then leaps out of a building. They don't follow. But if they did they would totally die anyway!! What was the concept here??????

I’m so upset that you said “where’s he breen” so straight faced... one of the best jokes in the video honestly

@molliemcmullan9187

4 жыл бұрын

My favorite line out of this whole video

@Shiloh5541

4 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@kadi5630

4 жыл бұрын

Sara Beara 1:39

@basementbats

4 жыл бұрын

That makes it even better tbh

@Shiloh5541

4 жыл бұрын

Kad Diallo Thankyou for helping your fellow kurtistown citizen 🙏

Neil Breen directing his actors: say that line more slowly, and imagine your costars are standing on a mountain far away

@Wildjeo

7 ай бұрын

THATS SO ACCURATE

thank you for the SA trigger warning, I was starting to get nervous at his aggressive "lemme buy you a drink" and you just saved me so much pain. the things you do that make me feel safe and allow me to consent to content is absolutely the reason I subscribed to you and I'm so thankful every time you do something like this 😭❤️

@flyingmintbunny1286

2 жыл бұрын

i also wanted to thank him for that, after going through something similar that scene with him saying lemme buy you a drink so aggressively was already having me freak out.. really glad he gave a warning

@thedestiney88

Жыл бұрын

This is why I'm a proud member of Kurtistown! As someone who has been lucky enough to not have to deal with much SA, the warning isn't really for me. But, I don't mind the tiny delay and people taking time out to do that. It's just so considerate for creators to do this and doesn't harm anyone!

@BrendonCap

Жыл бұрын

What the fuck

@Heather-ip8sd

Жыл бұрын

@@BrendonCap ??

@koiifsh

Жыл бұрын

@@BrendonCap what?

The fact neil breen only uses one boom sound affect is honestly the funniest fucking thing ever

@imahumanlarva3248

2 ай бұрын

What's better is that he doesn't even overlap the sound effects. They just end and repeat. Like bro let the explosions finish 😭

Why does Neil’s voice sound like text to speech

@dannybreaux6082

4 жыл бұрын

You may not have picked this up because of Breen's masterful subtly, but in this movie.... He's playing a robot using AI, which could be a cause for his robotic voice 😳

@genuinedelusionsmusic

4 жыл бұрын

Cause he's an A.I robot. Weren't you paying attention? 😏

@nadhifrazkaramadhan9325

4 жыл бұрын

Text to speech is just copying Neil's Voice

@maximummax7232

4 жыл бұрын

Because he is God

@victoriahartmann9070

4 жыл бұрын

he recorded all text to speech known to man to fund his movies

Big Neil: "Don't talk to me or my son ever again."

@QIANAXX

4 жыл бұрын

Neil is the new Karen, Neil is the head Karen now

@inlovewithnana

4 жыл бұрын

They can't hear me because their listening to kids bop

@zoe-ik4ju

4 жыл бұрын

i just made it one thousand :)

@kingayy9267

4 жыл бұрын

@Zoe Graves May I ask why you wanted to tell them that? Not being mean, just curious :)

@zoe-ik4ju

4 жыл бұрын

You Tube idk i just wanted them to know they hit one thousand likes ig 🙃

When Neil Breen said "Ima twist your pair", i stood up and cheered and applauded. Truly one of the movies!!!

@phi7534

8 ай бұрын

when neil breen said "it's breening time" and breened all over the place i screamed and cried and laughed and pissed

i love how after the smoke from the explosions dissipates nothing is actually damaged

@Random-sk6hm

Жыл бұрын

He's a different breed

@tazzalattemandorla

Жыл бұрын

@@Random-sk6hm he’s a different breen

Why does this film look like an iMovie I’d make as a school project and me and my friends improvised the whole thing in the last five minutes

@ambpin2656

4 жыл бұрын

true, tho 😂😂😂

@mj-cd9fr

4 жыл бұрын

What school do you do to with an approximately 50 year old man named Neil?

@beaugantz4888

4 жыл бұрын

Are you neil?

@kaylinn7652

4 жыл бұрын

kj bro he’s like 60😳😳

@rubykgarrett

4 жыл бұрын

but do you still get an A+

I love how Kurtis' cut-scenes have a more captivating plot than this whole movie

@gina6779

4 жыл бұрын

This comment tho 😂😂😂

@ravenakhelo2686

4 жыл бұрын

@@gina6779 ikr!

@diggygorgonzola3467

4 жыл бұрын

Whether this is a joke or not it’s true

@landonseebeck1197

3 жыл бұрын

I know right

@randomkword

3 жыл бұрын

@@diggygorgonzola3467 ?!?!! You Danny Gonzalez rip off! Look at you even using his face as your icon!

Niel just expressionlessly getting a painting smashed over his head loony toons style absolutely launched me into orbit

i’m quite familiar with this movie and i don’t know why it took the 20-somethingish watch to realize when the line “mom called today” the fact that neil responds with “tell mom i said hi” really seems to imply they’re perhaps also siblings

@RebaMcImTired

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes couples refer to their significant other’s mom as “mom”, especially if they’re married and talking about their parents-in-law.

@rediz5557

Жыл бұрын

honestly wouldn't it past him lmao

Honestly Neil Breen dresses like my lesbian aunt. No hate, he just does.

@sophiamiller7411

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe your aunt dresses like Neil Breen. He is the lesbian fashion icon of 2016 after all.

@kimanh4511

4 жыл бұрын

Do we have the same aunt or something cuz that sounds like my aunt

@sweetsnacc1596

4 жыл бұрын

i read aunt as mom oop-

@DeathOfARockStar

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe Neil Breen identifies as your lesbian aunt! We don't know!

@zl8074

4 жыл бұрын

I am your lesbian aunt

neil breen using stock footage in almost every scene of his movie is the biggest power move ever made

@user-s0m30n3

4 жыл бұрын

how do you pronounce your last name

@amix7117

4 жыл бұрын

/////jizz fairy that’s the closest i could get: d- as in dad Sh- as in shawn Y- as in nymph Ci- as in city M- as in mum S- as in ski K- as in cottage I- as in ski

@emmadrzycimski3761

4 жыл бұрын

amix that’s close but it’s druh-zim-ski

@sofiagordiola7568

4 жыл бұрын

he has a *BIG BRAIN*

@insaniicandee8836

4 жыл бұрын

@@amix7117 that was fun to try and pronounce ahqhha

The Kurtis remix of the conference room meeting where they are all yelling at once actually feels like it makes more sense than the original

The funniest part about Breen running through those exploding buildings is that he keeps telling people to follow him to safety but the people never follow him, he just jumps from the 10th story onto ground while the buildings explode behind him.

I love how kurtis has a higher quality green screen than the movie

@JeremiahCKnox

4 жыл бұрын

ahhh🤣

@alexisnyambura4186

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed 😂😂

@he.said.teenjiejer

4 жыл бұрын

Of course he does.

@caseym4007

3 жыл бұрын

No fricking duh dude!!!

@Agakael

3 жыл бұрын

At 16:37 he kinda sounds like Michael Scott

“oh sorry, LET ME TAKE YOU TO DINNER” I have no clue but that whole reenactment sent me bc that’s how weird men can actually be

@missundies

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, it felt too real for me so I skipped some of it, lol.

@mirandazhao1889

4 жыл бұрын

worm

@Km_cm8rr

4 жыл бұрын

It’s low key accurate af

@letmeinyourhouse965

4 жыл бұрын

@@missundies I accidentally bumped into your comment do you want to go to internet dinner with me?

@hektorsall

4 жыл бұрын

@@letmeinyourhouse965 not with that username, dude

Honestly, I might just be insane but I think theres some honest to god real potential in the basic storyline and characters. I’m seriously compelled to rewrite a screenplay for twisted pair, I feel like it could be pretty good with better dialogue and a new perspective on the characters.

@TheManOnYourTV

Жыл бұрын

SAME I MIGHT ACTUALLY

@JazzFlop212

Жыл бұрын

Oh lord

@stormywulf8764

11 ай бұрын

I seriously think this would be a killer anime or TV show

@mainacc7624

9 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing The concepts are good but the everything else like the writing, eating, charachters and their development, production etc etc If someone took these concepts and made a serious movie (or other media) with it It could actually turn out well.

@literally_remus_lupin

8 ай бұрын

Pls do

Every film this man makes is like a Threat Level Midnight-esque movie. If Michael Scott was super into sci-fi this would literally be it.

@Ari-dq3qb

Жыл бұрын

YOU ARE SO RIGHT

@louisecram2616

8 ай бұрын

The worst thing is that threat level midnight is acually better... and it's supposed to be bad!

I feel like Neil Breen HAS to be an alien who learned about human interaction from bad 70s scifi movies.

@mariacamilapazos7716

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god i hope so. I would love it and i love you for saying that

@thereisnochannel1759

2 жыл бұрын

Why does that perfectly sum up this movie

@searen111

2 жыл бұрын

@@CTHRTTTCK do u guys also make bad scifi movies? i wanna see what a scifi movie looks like in mars

@suezuccati304

2 жыл бұрын

And porn movies

@yewwey2782

2 жыл бұрын

i think you mean the best movies

me: stubs toe coffee table: OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY LET ME TAKE YOU TO DINNER

@AnaMaria.Nova9

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

@belloren

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@yeeyee4284

4 жыл бұрын

also: in a relationship with the coffee table

@rhiannon2028

4 жыл бұрын

You: no piss off! Coffee table: MEET ME HERE AT 8. ILL BE HERE AT 8. ILL BUY YOU A DRINK. LET ME GET YOU A DRINK I CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU I SWEAR

@tracygibbins3087

4 жыл бұрын

If only ✋😔

I’m not even joking when I say Neil would be a great voice actor for Garfield

I liked the homeless guy. When Neil talks to him, it's there most natural he is in any of his movies. And you have to love a villain that plays with diamonds and cat statues.

@user-jt7ww9qs7k

8 ай бұрын

Yes it’s pretty natural

kurtis looks like he loses 5yrs off his lifespan each time he gives an extra greeting

@t4ky0n

4 жыл бұрын

A noble sacrafice.

@mina204

4 жыл бұрын

extra greetings are slowly depleting his power.

@MECHA-WIFE

4 жыл бұрын

He must make his sacrifice to The Algorithm and to Susan herself

@terrorhorrorcryptid

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, the first greeting is for new people s as BC the second for subscribers. Thus it isn’t an ‘extra’ greeting. This aggravates me.

@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591

4 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: He’s immortal

Neil's outfit makes him look like he's just a random dad who stumbled in front of a camera on a set and the editors forgot to cut it out.

@user-ym5uu7fr9e

4 жыл бұрын

thats basically what the movie is

@chaewols

4 жыл бұрын

r/rareinsults

@billyturts

4 жыл бұрын

My dad used to work at a news station and he actually did this but they edited it out

Bro the SA scene was not ok but it had me in STITCHES! 😭😭😭 He was so monotone like I can’t!!! “i’m going to hurt you now” “BITCH-“

It feels like he learns one video editing feature and then builds an entire movie around it.

"... And he really misses his brother" "I miss my brother" I'm heartbroken omg

@sharenquacker23

4 жыл бұрын

I had to unlike your comment just so I could re-like it

@buggybin

4 жыл бұрын

toxyjin _ “And they were roommates” “.. and they were roommates” 😔 broken (Also I like ur pfp:))

@QueerAndHunger

3 жыл бұрын

Deep 😔😔😔

@ASHKA.v15

3 жыл бұрын

2020 baby

@waltervaquerano7608

3 жыл бұрын

@@QueerAndHunger 😔🔫

I feel like Neil’s parents always encouraged him to chase his dreams even though he’s never been creatively skilled

@isaiahwong9494

4 жыл бұрын

No flaws in his creativity, just in his execution

@sydneyf1598

4 жыл бұрын

Isaiah Wong agreed

@Hannah22oz

4 жыл бұрын

Welp bless them, but honestly, fuck them

@davidescalante8820

4 жыл бұрын

He should probably just be a producer instead of doing literally everything

@sydneyf1598

4 жыл бұрын

Maddie Martin fuck. Missed opportunity

this is definitely one of the movies ever made

Petition to add the sound of that singular explosion in as the 13th note on the Western music scale.

THE LIGHTING. THE LIGHTING OF THE WHOLE MOVIE. WHY ARE MOST OF THE SCENES IN DARK ROOMS WITH ONE STRIP OF LIGHT

@andeshasharma3838

3 жыл бұрын

Aesthetic

@mpnb2162

3 жыл бұрын

Cinematography

@parmesean_

3 жыл бұрын

Talent

@HeraThea

3 жыл бұрын

They were trying to get the Morticia Addams vibe

@kamoaraz4580

3 жыл бұрын

metaphor!

I’d like to think that Neil uses houses that he’s supposed to sell as filming locations

@1cepool

4 жыл бұрын

Meagan Ward not even to film the actual house, he just covers it with green screens and runs around

@arelyperezsalcedo9096

4 жыл бұрын

Some of these scenes were filmed at my college 💀 idek how he got permission

@batwingsoda

4 жыл бұрын

Arely Pérez Salcedo legends don’t ask for permission 😎

@maddieh4882

4 жыл бұрын

Arely Pérez Salcedo ask for forgiveness, not permission when you’re as cool as Neil Breen

@salorarae8689

4 жыл бұрын

Meagan Ward lil tay who

This whole movie feels like it’s just a really long KZread sketch

Almost two years later and I'm STILL on the verge of mind hacking

Neil: *kills gf* Neil: "I can't believe you committed suicide"

@rose-hk7ze

3 жыл бұрын

he do be like 🧓🏻🔪 🙅🏻‍♀️ to 😔✊🏻

@hat7475

3 жыл бұрын

@@rose-hk7ze lmao😭

@animalistic.

3 жыл бұрын

He went from “🏃‍♀️🔫 🏃‍♂️” to “😭😰😪⛓Playing - SAD - By *XXXtentacion* ⛓”

@fathiarania1058

3 жыл бұрын

@@animalistic. sh lalala

@jeremydoerksen5988

3 жыл бұрын

Dude must be a cop. "The victim shot themself twice in the head, then wiped the firearm clean and threw it 20 feet."

"Follow me, they can't hurt me, you won't get hurt, follow me" *Neil jumps out the building* *Building fuckin explodes*

@anony20087

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@lvbboi9

2 жыл бұрын

@Timothy A Schuler war has changed.

@koolkidastrid8651

2 жыл бұрын

just leaves them in the building lol

@alexmartin3143

Жыл бұрын

Hey, they didn’t follow him did they?

It looks like this movie was funded ENTIRELY with whatever change he could find in between his couch cushions

Neil breen is accidentally a comedic genius

next you're going to actually be in a neil breen movie just like you were with bestie picks bae

@anyapathak467

4 жыл бұрын

Hope that has a better ending though 😂

@joonyahh352

4 жыл бұрын

@@anyapathak467 the shade😭😂😂

@jaileyprice8263

4 жыл бұрын

i think it would be a close one there 😂

@dheeladheel

4 жыл бұрын

@@anyapathak467 what happened?

@zo.yeahhh

4 жыл бұрын

@@dheeladheel drama between Dean and Justine

I worry about the wellbeing for every single woman in neil breen films

@lumeingi

4 жыл бұрын

Tallulah Fuller : Yeah, it hurt my soul. More so because his movies don’t make sense and there’s no reason for him to add assault scenes, because they don’t even make sense or add anything to the story! Not that I’m saying assault scenes can be justified in high end movies if it makes sense or is a major part of the plot. It’s so dumb.

@samspam1788

4 жыл бұрын

I think a lot of these "cult" movie makers (e.g. Tommy wiseau) very obviously hate women and their fans just consider it a kooky personality trait. They have the misogyny that most successful male directors have but not the actual film making skills 🤐 Also Kurtis is kind of skimming over this violence and almost endorsing Neil breem? It's sketchy at best

@Fallen4theFallen2

4 жыл бұрын

@@lumeingi Yeah, that assault role play came out of nowhere. "What's the most dramatic way to introduce my character's girlfriend?.... I'll fake assault her and make my character creep everyone out! Perfect!" Or perhaps: "I want to try out some assault role play but no women in my life is into it... Brilliant! I'll write it into one of my movies where it's totally unnecessary to the plot!"

@vitoriamoni7792

4 жыл бұрын

YEAH. I hate that people kinda ignore that twisted misoginy of his.

@talulahsafir

4 жыл бұрын

OT but we have the same name

ik im 4 yrs later but the “ive never had a beard” would go great with the “im a surgeon” meme

Neil doesn’t move his arms when he walks and that really bothers me, also the way he’s able to look green-screened in every scene even when he isn’t

Why does Neil Breen look green screened even in the scenes that aren't green screened?

@KhayJayArt

4 жыл бұрын

Because he's that much of a legend.

@raz1743

4 жыл бұрын

it's actually a special form of tech called "breen screening", which he invented himself because he is (obviously) a genius

@biglemon8019

4 жыл бұрын

He's just so godly that his presence bends and twists reality.

@meanmrmusician9469

4 жыл бұрын

It's kind of like how we're so used to the edited "That's my opinion" video that the original looks really funky.

@melissahourihan2344

4 жыл бұрын

why did that sentence rhyme so hard?

“twisted pair” sounds like a movie about testicular torsion

@renhey9979

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀

@patrick__swayze

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t think of it like that and now I don’t know how to feel.

@georgaseebalack6003

3 жыл бұрын

Glad I wasn't the only one to think of balls when I read the title

@tuhimerameraa1

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgaseebalack6003 isn't that what the meaning is??

@sorayaalcyone2726

3 жыл бұрын

Your comment made my bf cry. PTSD

Watching this movie with 3 of my friends having a few drinks brought me more joy than A LOT of Hollywood movies I’ve seen. It’s an amazing movie that I would happily watch again.

twisted pair first movie to make a breenillion dollars it was so epic when neil breen said "its breening time" and breened everyone in the room

Kurtis, your shirt looks like the walls at a kids dentist office. I’m not complaining

@vii7683

4 жыл бұрын

:0

@laurztafoya4486

4 жыл бұрын

Pft yeah seems legit

@Rafael-kr6zv

4 жыл бұрын

I want one 😢

@charitysellman5679

4 жыл бұрын

Wow.....yes..yes it does

@stalememes3574

4 жыл бұрын

Or an aquarium

i find it so sweet that kurtis worried about the well-being of his subscribers . he tries to warn us whenever there’s a section of a movie that may make us uncomfortable. it really does show how much he cares for all of us :)

@clairefazel8470

4 жыл бұрын

He really is super considerate.

@hopea998

4 жыл бұрын

I love that about him

@evelynserenhastings

4 жыл бұрын

Or he doesn’t want his video to get taken down lmao

@axshy8446

4 жыл бұрын

Evelyn Hastings or he’s a considerate human being and understands that certain things can be triggering to sexual assault victims

@MortusSweet

4 жыл бұрын

Dolxs L lol

Find someone who loves you like Neil Breen loves that single explosion sound clip.

I find the fact that Kurtis' editing in the video is better than the editing in the movie funny

I think one of the reasons it's so bad is cause his voice is so monotone. He just doesn't display human emotion. It's mildly uncomfortable to listen to it.

@lpsquestie3495

3 жыл бұрын

That's because he's a part A.I

@Babybluegalpink_

3 жыл бұрын

And his acting is bad.

@patriciavicente374

3 жыл бұрын

Lps Questie even in his older movies, he is that monotone lol

@marvelineous

3 жыл бұрын

he’s if kristen stewart had acted in this movie instead of twilight

@jalisaalanaye1662

3 жыл бұрын

Mildly ? Lol I think notttt

Neil Breen’s movie scenes look like every Episode game ever but live action

@watakashe6072

4 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD

@madalinabughiu9117

4 жыл бұрын

I CAN’T EVEN PROCESS HOW RIGHT YOU ARE !!!!!!!!

@kazakukog

4 жыл бұрын

ok i actually laughed

@shayla1416

4 жыл бұрын

You cracked the code

@alanameneilly7923

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve never read a more accurate comment

The fact that he mentions "there won't be any laptops" is the funniest fucking thing that's ever happened in the history of the internet.

Hey Kurtis, where are an Eagle's wings attached to it's body? 22:24

Neil Breen writes movies like he’s only ever read the middle of books

@saddvikk

4 жыл бұрын

YOU WON OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

@reginthehoneybadger8957

4 жыл бұрын

why does he sound 100 % like David Suzuki?

@lad_hatter8521

4 жыл бұрын

hahaha wtf i'm dead

@user-jl5ks7yj6y

4 жыл бұрын

damn you nailed it

@libbyphillips6952

4 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂 sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooofreaking true

The dialogue sounds like a story I’d write in seventh grade creative writing class thinking I was edgy and cool

@casperina2439

4 жыл бұрын

420th like 😎

@elizabethdesruisseau7826

4 жыл бұрын

Yes spot on

I swear if I hear that explosion sound one more time, my head will explode

He (Neil Breen) made a sequel for this that released like 4 days ago... i cannot believe this or the sequel is even real

the whole scene with him breaking into her house is like a fever dream what will this man do next i’m scared

@missundies

4 жыл бұрын

Yup, something's not right

@gabrieltiq412

4 жыл бұрын

@MB It's like... less than a minute? Okay maybe a minute

@gabrieltiq412

4 жыл бұрын

@MB Yw, just feels a lil sad to act like its world war 2 footage u know?

@vilya9296

4 жыл бұрын

@@gabrieltiq412 I mean he whole ass pretended to rape her and that's like, not very good too

@allysilman1631

4 жыл бұрын

@@gabrieltiq412 literally nobody acted like it was 'WW2 footage', they literally just said it made them uncomfortable. Pretty sure any decent person would feel uncomfortable watching a scene where a man breaks into a woman's apartment and attempts to rape her...

Neil Breen is absolutely a Sim that got loose. No question.

@OrangeColt

2 жыл бұрын

That is kinda the ploy of that movie lol

@galaxycoffee933

2 жыл бұрын

the real programmable virtual reality was neil breen all along

@caidalee1994

2 жыл бұрын

@@galaxycoffee933 “It’s all programmable reality?” “Always has breen.”

@mila-lt3hf

2 жыл бұрын

honestly props go to neil for learning english, poor guy probably grew up learning simlish!

@eldritchabomination9726

2 жыл бұрын

We're watching the movies shown on the sims tvs

I'm sad you didn't mention that at one point they're playing another of Neil Breen's films in the background of a scene. Another great moment.

Oh my god im in TEARS!!! SCREAMING! Citizens of Kurtistown, whenever you’re feeling down on yourself, please remember that this movie exists and that anything is possible 🤣🤣🤣

I’m positive that Neil Breen has never encountered another human being in his life

@laurenquinn4716

4 жыл бұрын

Christina Matangos The other actors are all figments of his imagination

@erinesser6658

4 жыл бұрын

Except for God, obviously

@donnismith4646

4 жыл бұрын

All of the other actors are just robots

@coraorac

4 жыл бұрын

Christina Matangos because he's greenscreening them all in

@raeganh15

4 жыл бұрын

Christina Matangos plot twist neil breed isn’t human

“I think about Niel Breen almost every day of my life” same brother, same.

@maddiepaddy2608

4 жыл бұрын

Da frick? I think of him every hour

@mariamelsayed5041

4 жыл бұрын

Rose Aeries I think of Neil Breen every minute.

@jasj122

4 жыл бұрын

That’s nothing I think about him every second

@mothma_am

4 жыл бұрын

@@jasj122 i think about him every millisecond

@1cepool

4 жыл бұрын

i think of him every millisecond of life

Neil Breen is so outta the loop still and I love that I hope he makes another movie. I’ve already seen the other ones. I need the lore. I need the Breen Cinematic Universe.

im 3 years late to this video but Twisted Pair is giving threat level midnight. Especially the scene with the explosion. What a masterpiece.

Neil Breen runs like my Sims when I set their house on fire

@Ferrtapologist

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yea a fellow simmer who tries to kill them I tried to set my sims husband on fire cuz I didn’t like him 👍

@idot6957

3 жыл бұрын

bahahahAGAFSGSHSB BROOO I SWEAR-

@lvbboi9

3 жыл бұрын

When you w h a t

@sonyalynn540

3 жыл бұрын

do you commit videogame arson frequently?

@Ferrtapologist

3 жыл бұрын

@@sonyalynn540 I do :)

“What’s new with Neil, where’s he Breen?” Wow.

@ThatsEPIC1

4 жыл бұрын

Sophia B he did it so subtly too 😂

You petting the orangutan peeing into his own mouth had me laughing to the point of tears. Great video Kurtis. Neil's movies are hilarious and I will watch them myself for the hilarity, but your commentary is gold.

Kurtis: This is the best scene in all of cinematography, I swear. *5 minutes later* Kurtis: This is the best scene in all of cinematography, I swear.

this is like one of those weird ass dreams that seem completely normal in the moment but make no sense when you wake up

@kalifinch8376

2 жыл бұрын

omg right, like yeah you're not lucid enough to be like wait this can't happen, but you're lucid enough for there to be a shard of a storyline. god I had one last night woke up in a cold sweat

@spacecat3198

2 жыл бұрын

I think you may be right. Maybe Breen had dreams (Breen dreams) thought they were great and just wrote a script and here we are. In fact the same for all his movies.

@cateatfood6634

2 жыл бұрын

tfw my dreams are always like that. Friends and family in real life aren't themselves in dreams. My spouse is the opposite gender and a different race, my children morph into animals, hell at a lot of points animals and humans morph into one another; places seep into each other, like my old jobs aren't them, I stead they're my home mixed eith the building, or school or a mixture of all 3. I'll be in one "scene" and it just changes to another but also just morphs or seeps into another until it's completely different. I don't know how dreams are supposed to be, but my spouse tells me none of that is normal.

@spacecat3198

2 жыл бұрын

@@cateatfood6634 Who else is to say what’s normal in dreams? To me this is fairly normal but my dreams (mainly nightmares) are strange and trippy too (in a different way). It’s wholly subjective and you’re totally fine.

@cateatfood6634

2 жыл бұрын

@@spacecat3198 I have never talked to anyone else about my dreams and how they're structured (or lack of), so I don't really know what's "normal". He's a weirdo, as the few dreams he remembers he says they're almost like waking life and he mostly dreams about work. That sounds like a bummer. Tbh I dream a lot about my old jobsz which I kiss dearly. I haven't worked in 6 years :( What you said makes sense about dreams being subjective, though. 😁

“Movie scenes you never knew used a green screen” Neil breen: hold my beer

@OhMyLemona

4 жыл бұрын

Hold my laptop **

@emilyhope7840

4 жыл бұрын

HE NEVER HAD A BEER

@leahjames9313

4 жыл бұрын

Hold my beern

25:02 The fact that there's a finding nemo poster in this scene, and Neil Breenscreen didn't think to find another image of a random room to use kills me.

Neil Breen is so cute, the way he puts so much work and effort for his passion and fans is absolutely adorable. I feel bad making fun of him, I love this man Well except for the assult scene😂

im pretty sure that the budget for this movie was $100 $20 for a green screen and $80 to pay the 3 actors: Neil, Neil, and Neil

@curlyhaircupid

3 жыл бұрын

And the fake beard for $2

@malachitemalice

3 жыл бұрын

And a few cents for the stock footage

@katelinteegarden-hagen9

3 жыл бұрын

IMDb says the budget was "$3 (estimated)" lmao

@valeriegrey8328

3 жыл бұрын

@@katelinteegarden-hagen9 omg it does. also the eagle is on the cast list lmaooo

@bubblegummochi.3294

3 жыл бұрын

@@katelinteegarden-hagen9 Honestly i’m not even surprised

I feel like Neil Breen has only heard what movies are but has never seen one.

@elegantdisarray

3 жыл бұрын

Neil Breen is an alien, confirmed. 👽✌

@tsmotions3446

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like he’s a time traveler from 1914 who just got to the future and he’s trying to test out every special effect ever but he’s really bad at it.

@svh01

3 жыл бұрын

@@tsmotions3446 u have it backwards. He's from 3014 and trying to show us the future while using "retro" tech. He's beyond our comprehension.

@tsmotions3446

3 жыл бұрын

@@svh01 exactly lol

@livispuzzled

3 жыл бұрын

@@tsmotions3446 lmao he saw that wwi started and said peace out bitches

this is my random obscure comfort video

@s.petrikov

Жыл бұрын

5 million views isn't obscure

Kurtis putting the highest respect on Miku’s name absolutely sends my child heart.

@emilydailey4718

Жыл бұрын

For clarification 23 yr old who at 12 yrs old loved vocaloid, and so it’s validating my childhood heart. Lol

I love how Neil wore the same Levis jeans and black long sleeves shirt the whole time. Such a simple man.

@zeefaaldown3231

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly 😂

@Sovvene

8 ай бұрын

600th

This makes wattpad stories seem like a masterpiece

@justapen9316

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I think my 1000 word fanfiction that I wrote when I was 12 has a more clear plot line than this, and I didn’t even finish it

@frankieb2335

3 жыл бұрын

off topic BUT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE C H I H I R O

@frankieb2335

3 жыл бұрын

THE KOHAKU RIVER-

@Sarah-cp4lp

3 жыл бұрын

@@frankieb2335 And I can't help but notice your username says trulygreg. You, sir or ma'am are elite

@lilalovesu3373

3 жыл бұрын

@@frankieb2335 t r u l y g r e g me too :D i'm not a river, but i'm truly greg soo

I wonder what Neil’s movies would be like with major studio funding

Is no one going to talk about how the painting made a shattering glass sound, oh my God that SENT me, I'm crying. 🤣

The "purple forest" looks like the wallpaper I had on my computer when I was 12

@wiltedmoon7062

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@xxMpEGxx

3 жыл бұрын

Getting World of Warcraft Darnassus nostalgia

@ncdmusicinspires

3 жыл бұрын

Or the label for moonlight body lotion from bed bath and beyond 😂

@xxMpEGxx

3 жыл бұрын

@@ncdmusicinspires wow 😂

@teylahh5625

3 жыл бұрын

wow that brought back sooo many memories

I think we need a reboot, featuring Kurtis, and his evil brother- Durtis

@chemicaleditz8077

4 жыл бұрын

Yes please

@felix-fw3lq

4 жыл бұрын

Uhmmm..... YES

@James-fj9uh

4 жыл бұрын

🅱️urtis

@Kat-PM

4 жыл бұрын

Bethany Taylor ...can the movie feature Greg and Craig?

@heysaucemikehere1804

4 жыл бұрын

Kat M ew not Craig!

"Are you ready for your filmmaking lessons?" Steven Spielberg gulps Martin Scorsese breathes heavily Quentin Tarantino nods nervously Cristopher Nolan sighs Orson Welles dry heaves Wes Anderson gasps for air David Lynch gets teary eyed Francis Ford Coppola stares blankly "Yes, Neil Breen." they say in unison