"Well, racism aside, I refuse to believe that these babies are geniuses" Truly an amazing quote sir🫡

@_braylosicles_

Жыл бұрын

Right when he said this I looked at this comment how cray cray

@koiifsh

Жыл бұрын

​@@_braylosicles_ cray cray indeed

@3starsburningbright

Жыл бұрын

yay you got pinned

@rabbitmilkshake

Жыл бұрын

4th reply

@Tay10rd

Жыл бұрын

Truly one of the races of all time.

Between the girl baby in 2 having the power of love and the girl baby in 3 being the fashion expert, just shows they put thought into making the girl characters such good role models

@ProjectLethargic

Жыл бұрын

the next movie is going to have the girl baby be really good at cleaning and cooking

@kwowka

Жыл бұрын

Girl baby in baby genius 11 gonna have the power of looking after babies and living in a small town with a farmer boyfriend

@C1NN1E

Жыл бұрын

Next movie is going to be about a baby from a big town meeting a baby from a farm

@GalaxiaStars

Жыл бұрын

I mean tbh....the movies are bad at writing male characters too. They're bad at writing characters of any gender. Cuz the writing for these movies is like below subpar.

@mackenziehill8120

Жыл бұрын

I do not like that the babyies are just chill in their diapers, especially in public places. Idk if I was letting my baby be casted in this movie, that would be a clear boundary. People are creeps, you just never know.

Can we all come together as a community and create Baby Geniuses: All Grown Up? We bring back all the actors, don't even acknowledge that they're older (they still wear diapers) and go one step beyond space: we bring in the biblically accurate angel baby

@giyoschwinkschwonk2107

Жыл бұрын

This is happening

@1OOXSN

Жыл бұрын

Real

@jayreagan5999

Жыл бұрын

Willing to pay good money

@thegoodsouphotel8332

Жыл бұрын

Let's do it!

@Hip.Username

Жыл бұрын

But they lose all of their baby genius memories, so it'd just be a kink movie about grown ups in diapers, and biblically accurate angels. I'd watch it

"responsible for over 500 unsolved crimes in over 200 countries" Moriarty be founding new countries just to commit crimes in them

@pap-fr

7 ай бұрын

Bruh.......that simply means some countries had more than one crime in them. It says 500 crimes, not 500 crimes in 500 countries. Damn the fact hundreds of people couldn't see that right away is actually low-key worrisome the future of humanity lmaooo

@morsibum

6 ай бұрын

@@pap-fraren’t there technically only 195 countries though???

@kososka

6 ай бұрын

@@pap-fr Girl, there are less than 200 countries

@Queenofthatank

6 ай бұрын

​@@pap-frare there countries we aren't aware of?

@SuperCosmicMutantSquid

5 ай бұрын

That people don't know he committed but somehow they do!

9:50 Imagine having a baby talk translator and raising your baby, getting to know them as a person, and then when they reach the threshold having to say goodbye to them and not knowing if you’re ever going to see that version of your child again. I feel like that’d fuck with you big time.

@genericname2747

11 ай бұрын

I want a sad film about parents having to say goodbye to the baby they knew once they reach the threshold.

@PIXEL_MAN56

10 ай бұрын

I want a rated r version kurtis responding to ur would be the funniest thing ever

@nomoretwitterhandles

10 ай бұрын

@@genericname2747 that would actually be so good though. like it would be the kind of film movie-buffs would interpret as what it's like to know someone before and after their trauma, knowing someone before and after a huge life event (becoming paralyzed, having a severe stroke or overdose that causes them to lose their original personality, dementia), or even how it feels to grow up yourself (losing childhood friends in adulthood because of change, changing perceptions of close relatives as you age, etc). but in reality it really is just a movie about babies changing their personalities after crossing over lmao

@Ooffoop

9 ай бұрын

Literally the end of Boss Baby

@Prettyp1999

9 ай бұрын

@@nomoretwitterhandlesare you a writer or some other kind of artist? Because your mind is amazingly creative

i wish there was an air bud and baby genius crossover where the babies and the dogs could talk to each other and then they rode on the dogs into war

@genericname2747

Жыл бұрын

And then they all die due to the directors negligence

@zazabroom

Жыл бұрын

@@genericname2747 lol

@EclipseINF

Жыл бұрын

The real question is who would they be fighting

@purrgundy

Жыл бұрын

You're a baby genius, Chris!

@xanderb2377

Жыл бұрын

@@EclipseINF me.

i love how moriarty is ”responsible for 500 unsolved crimes”. how unsolved are they if they know it’s moriarty😭

@dahyunsone-shoulderdress5530

Жыл бұрын

in “200 countries”

@aradhayachauhan8104

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same

@hemingshark327

Жыл бұрын

They don't know what the crimes were.

@shadylittlefox

Жыл бұрын

That's pretty much how policing works in the US

@mohdsyafiqjabaruddin

Жыл бұрын

Maybe they're not solved until he's captured.

The thing I hate the most about these movies is that the babies never wear pants. It's clearly a deliberate aesthetic choice across the entire series, and it makes no goddamn sense. I have two babies, and they do not leave the house without pants. We go to daycare, and their peers are wearing pants. Baby pants exist--we have dozens of pairs of them. Why do these people want to look at pantsless babies? It baffles me.

@666_cthulhu

Жыл бұрын

i didn’t expect to see baby pants-related discourse in the comments but y’know, that’s actually a good point. why the fuck are these babies going around fighting crime while pantsless

@grantmegan91

2 ай бұрын

Because they're toddlers and it makes them look more like babies. That's all

@friendlyneigborhoodbean

22 күн бұрын

I feel like the diapers being visible is so we automatically think baby instead of toddlers. But it is super weird to display a bunch of pantsless children. It also begs the question: WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY GETTING THOSE CHANGED?! Cause like thsoe diapers are obviously clean and not stained. So do one of the babies ever just pause mid crime scene inspection and go "Yo, my diaper's full" and then everyone stops what they're doing cause Skip shit his pants again god damnit

@IWillNeverReadYourReply

16 күн бұрын

​@@grantmegan91yeah but people put pants on babies and babies don't walk. I'm not buying they care about immersion in these movies...

Funnily enough there are actually fashion experts in the CIA, the clothing you wear is very important to blending in with everyone else so you don't draw attention/suspicion, but also so you have a lot of pockets to hold important things or outfits you can ditch or pick up when you need to change your appearance quickly

@cutetiger678

10 ай бұрын

Oh!

@frankiel2980

6 ай бұрын

I never thought I’d want a government job but that actually sounds pretty rad tbf

@coriander_sun

5 ай бұрын

That makes sense, but also seems like it makes it redundant that they have both a fashion expert and a disguise expert Wait, did they even use disguises at any point in that movie?

@danielleicycold4108

Ай бұрын

@@coriander_sundisguise vs fashion is hiding your appearance vs fitting in with the people in the location you’re at. But no, I don’t think they used disguises lol

@nietzschefriend

Ай бұрын

@@danielleicycold4108"Disguise vs fashion is disguising yourself vs disguising yourself"

it’s the “do you know what it’s like to be a baby” speech that does it for me. the implications that none of the adults were ever babies is too much.

@cosmosisrose

Жыл бұрын

to be fair not very many people remember being a baby. so, they don’t know what it’s like

@ZeranZeran

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I think Babies go through some insane pains and weird feelings beyond most adults It's a good thing we don't remember tbh. The human body is pretty amazing. I remember not being able to hop a small fence, to being able to jump over it with 1 hand. Childhood _yesssss_ moment

@ZeranZeran

Жыл бұрын

@@cosmosisrose I've had a guy tell me that he remembers being a baby.. and it frightened me

@screwyourhandle

Жыл бұрын

@@ZeranZeran Can you imagine if everyone remembered their own birth, that sounds horrifying. I was premature, my mom had to be cut open and then they put me in a mechanical box for several weeks when I was supposed to still be in the womb. I think it might have actually traumatized me for life, even though I don't remember it.

@FleshWizard69420

Жыл бұрын

As an ex - baby, I don't know what it's like

"Moriarty responsible for over 500 hundred unsolved cases" If he's responsible for all those cases they sound pretty solved to me

@jankafekete5079

Жыл бұрын

"in over 200 countries" There are 195 countries :D

@CaveDDECanem

Жыл бұрын

​@@jankafekete5079when this was released I assume there were more?

@mantis-manthegreat

Жыл бұрын

​@@CaveDDECanem Around 193-197 countries in 2013 (film release date). (Could only easily find 2012/2014 number)

@CaveDDECanem

Жыл бұрын

@@mantis-manthegreat ahhh so it's likely. Was just wondering since I know country's get conjoined or changed some what often. Neat!

@karkador

Жыл бұрын

FR

what annoys me the most about these movies is the fact that they're called "baby geniuses" but the children aren't babies

@BethWillRise

Жыл бұрын

And they're still in diapers

@vhaakaraynen6578

8 ай бұрын

@@BethWillRise Some 4-5 years old kids are still not potty trained to be fair. It's not a very linear. But it's weird to call them babies

@charleswallace988

7 ай бұрын

Baby geniuses sounds better than toddler geniuses

@Caldella

7 ай бұрын

@@vhaakaraynen6578 Some kids potty train later than others, but the weird things in this are definitely calling them babies and making them crawl around in uncovered diapers. I'm guessing the older kids as were easier to direct on set? But at that age, an average kid has developed opinions on what they wear and is learning to dress on their own, so it looks kind of demeaning to try and force that infant look on them.

@sindrevangenrobberstad2889

2 ай бұрын

Kahuna just straight up looked like a seven-year-old to me

John Voight in full yellow face really sent me into orbit. If you ever feel like you have fucked up your life just remember at least you aren’t an Oscar winning actor who is now doing baby genius 4 in brown face.

@coriander_sun

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, and these movies can *not* have paid that well, right? Did they have blackmail on him or something? Or did he just really believe in this project? Did he just always really want to do yellowface in a movie and figured this was his last chance? I cannot figure out why he would agree to be in these

@davidlionheart2438

4 ай бұрын

Oscar winning actor and Mega Trump Trash. Doing the yellow/brown face was a plus for him.

Kurtis Conner is obviously just trying to hide the fact that he was a baby genius and is still working for the company with all these videos

@luvusm111

Жыл бұрын

LMAOO

@jaxtheoverlord6959

Жыл бұрын

New conspiracy theory just dropped

@erainmartinez8175

Жыл бұрын

I forgot these other movies existed

@techrvl9406

Жыл бұрын

He was and is still the fashion expert. I don't know anyone else that I unironically will go "Shit babe, I can't compete with Kurtis... That fucking mullet is clean af.

@iris_drawssandwiches

Жыл бұрын

@FNAF Friendly fire

watching kurtis become increasingly agitated over movies about literal babies is so much funnier than it should be

@jakobglenaman4546

Жыл бұрын

Bro literally 😂 you can feel the anger ramping up as he gets deeper down the rabbit hole

@kellys3514

Жыл бұрын

Plssss it’s so funny hearing his angry tone over a shot of the blonde actress making the toddlers giggle for the line 🤣

@nakynie463

Жыл бұрын

Can’t believe this is what his villain arc includes

@KingOfGaymes

Жыл бұрын

I mean babies are pretty annoying, so movies about them probably aren’t much better 💀

@richflows

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iIhrwdikqczIfaQ.html

I’M THE INDIAN BABY IN BABY GENIUSES 4 💀💀 TBH I DIDN’T THINK ANYONE WOULD WATCH THIS MOVIE BUT THIS JUST REMINDED ME OF IT SO THANK U (Like at 26:50 I SCREAMED cus i saw me AND I WAS SO CONFUSED)

@trusfrated_kookie9091

Жыл бұрын

Wait whattt???

@aumakerspace7253

Жыл бұрын

@@trusfrated_kookie9091 I starred in the Baby Geniuses Treasures of Egypt as Rashitha (the indian baby) cus they were filming in Alaska and ig I was the one of the few indian babies of that age in alaska at that time 💀

@trusfrated_kookie9091

Жыл бұрын

@@aumakerspace7253 I hope they paid you well 👀👀👀

@aumakerspace7253

Жыл бұрын

@@trusfrated_kookie9091 THATS THE THING WE DIDN’T GET PAID CUS MY PARENTS FORGOT TO ASK

@solus8685

Жыл бұрын

​@@aumakerspace7253 LMFAOO

"wish I could skip all these movies" it is literally so funny how much nobody asked you to make this video I'm crying but I do appreciate your effort and sacrifice

its so funny that Moriarty is reportedly "responsible for over 500 unsolved cases in more than 200 countries" when there are only 195 countries in the world

@Ukraineaissance2014

Жыл бұрын

TBF it depends what was going on in the balkans that week

@andshereadstoo7809

Жыл бұрын

Noticed that too! So fucking dumb 😭😭

@ahrikim4546

Жыл бұрын

He came to Catalunya that time (5 min?) we were a country 😌

@princessofhell4639

Жыл бұрын

Not according to football/soccer, if you search it up it says 200 countries play it.

@project_letters

Жыл бұрын

Also if they're unsolved how do they know he is responsible for it

every few years when my subconscious finally lets me believe that i hallucinated these movies as a kid, kurtis is right there like clockwork to remind me that they're real 😭

@pf6540

Жыл бұрын

Sadly I can relate 😢

@NicolasLeeXO

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, why else would I be in therapy…😔

@goodnightosaka

Жыл бұрын

Good to see you D'Angelo!

@pf6540

Жыл бұрын

Oh I'm sorry, but Kurtis helps...

@tedieats3991

Жыл бұрын

Glad to know theres more people like me

As an Italian, I can confirm that pizza is on of the most valuable things an Italian could ever own

I love how Kurtis refuses to believe the babies are actual geniuses cuz they can’t tell the bad guy is the taxi driver, instead of being able to tell he isn’t Chinese

I'd like to think that the baby geniuses still wearing diapers actually implies that it's smarter to shit yourself and have someone else clean it up for you

@linneascameraroll

Жыл бұрын

so true bae

@phauschermauscher5943

Жыл бұрын

If I could stop wiping my ass I would, it takes up a huge chunk of my day

@Random-sk6hm

Жыл бұрын

DAMMIT THEYRE RIGHT! The Baby Geniuses strike again.

@ZijnShayatanica

10 ай бұрын

LMFAOOOOOO

@mateuszszulecki5206

8 ай бұрын

Born to shit, forced to wipe

As someone who actually works with young kids and toddlers I’m very irritated at these movies, because these children are clearly NOT babies, definitely not under two years old (I’d estimate them all around 3,5-4 yo); to the point where it’s just in uncanny valley for me to see them crawling around, nonverbal and in diapers 😭

@sammykenny

Жыл бұрын

That’s what I was just thinking! Like have these people ever seen a baby before???

@Caldella

Жыл бұрын

Weirded me out, too. I worked a preschool my sr year of high school, and these kids look old enough for that. Preschoolers aren't usually crawling around in public without pants.

@mightymeatymech

Жыл бұрын

With the voice dubbing I feel like they just followed some random kids around for a week and stretched it into five movies 💀😭

@thestraydog

Жыл бұрын

I was wondering why these kids who can clearly talk at least a bit were being treated like they were infants. Seems like this is gonna be a complex for them later on

@sugarjuice

Жыл бұрын

I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BRING THIS UP….THESE BABIES CAN NOT BE YOUNGER THAN 4

If they had AI writing assistants in the 90s, there would be 10x more Genius Babiea film's

I feel like Nicolas Cage would be a good pick for a movie where the villain is crazy and is just sitting there on the couch in a diaper, which scares the shit out of the ppl being brought before him. This needs to be a movie.

Gotta say, given the level of scriptwriting on display here, I'm shocked they didn't do something like 'Baby Geniuses 6: Babies In Time' where the plot is about how the travel through time and learn that everything in history was decided by babies or something.

@rachelr8067

Жыл бұрын

That would’ve been a more entertaining move so of course they wouldn’t do it

@sourjasp7208

Жыл бұрын

Delete this before hollywood steals it

@nignamedmutt7270

Жыл бұрын

There's some trend/trope in Hollywood where anytime there's a sci-fi, or "secret agent action" franchise, they ALWAYS end up time traveling by the 4th movie. Men in black. Spy kids. ..... That's actually all I actually remember from it, but there's A LOT of fucking movies that do it, and they almost always lean HEAVILY on the "ThE 4tH DiMeNsIoN Is TiMe!!!!!" Thing I've always heard(and tbh I wouldn't be shocked if some scientist came out and explained "Well yes, but actually the 4th dimension is [insert slightly different technicality] so it's sort of true but not"

@sumdood8563

Жыл бұрын

And they somehow knock the nose off the Sphinx.

@hondaaccord1399

Жыл бұрын

That would've gone hard though, so obviously they didn't do it

16:00 those farting and shitting sound effects with the stupid fucking standard baby edition of the t-pose was funnier than any well structured joke could ever be to me oml tears were coming out of my eyes

"i wish i could skip all these movies" is the sequel to "but hey, what do i nose?"

This is morbid as hell but I definitely think that if adults really knew babies possess such invaluable knowledge but only for 2 years, they'd make some kinda breeding farms and dispose of them once they lose the knowledge 💀🗿

@sparklylexi2159

Жыл бұрын

this would be a more interesting movie ngl

@matteotorresan113

Жыл бұрын

The promised neverland has a similar plot

@Scriblyn

Жыл бұрын

This comment is craaazyyy... 💀

@eldenemerald7962

Жыл бұрын

@@matteotorresan113 holy shit I never noticed that, it does! I gotta go back to reading the manga

@Zanthorr

Жыл бұрын

Monsters Inc. is based on a true story.

I feel bad for the kid actors as well, they look about three or four years old (need to be old enough to take basic directions) but they’re forced to wear diapers all the time, presumably to make them look more baby-like and to stop them from needing potty breaks... I just feel like filming these shitty movies would’ve delays their development 😓

@eden5060

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking about that while watching this too. It’s so exploitative, these kids don’t even have a say in anything (and if they did they wouldn’t understand the implications of it).

@dragonsamurai559

Жыл бұрын

they don't even look like baby diapers...

@Radisgrek

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was super creepy and unnecessary that they never put pants on these kids! I didn't even consider the lack of toilet breaks so they could keep acting 😢

@MrsTwilightcookie

Жыл бұрын

If you look them up in Imdb, all the baby characters were played by twins. There are (fortunately) very strict rules for child actors on set.

@yunakenkoi

Жыл бұрын

there are strict rules with child actors they can only film only a couple of hours a day/time if I remember correctly. Otherwise its a massive lawsuit but they mostly were trying to make them look “younger” but they should be wearing pants they are old enough

Came home yesterday after being in the hospital for five days thanks to a very nasty collapsed lung that took 2 surgeries, and I thought I would watch this video to help me feel better. I had to stop watching because I was about to laugh so hard I swear I felt that my wounds were going to reopen. I'll come back to this in a couple weeks where laughing doesn't hurt.

@KrissyBlues

Жыл бұрын

hope youre doing well

@anewplasticidea

Жыл бұрын

hope ur ok!!!

@HasanBabasi

11 ай бұрын

hey y'all! Thank you for the comments, i'm doing much better though the wildfires have been a bit rough to deal with. I can laugh now without pain and going upstairs isn't as exhausting, but I got quite the road ahead of me for getting my stamina back. Appreciate y'all ❤️

@KrissyBlues

11 ай бұрын

@@HasanBabasi wildfires have been rough for me too for a variety of health reasons, but so glad you're doing better! Best wishes

3:43 “We love to see a girl boss win” combined with the “Skip all these movies” bit literally just had me laughing on the floor

The later movies just get more creepy to me because the kids are not really “babies” anymore. The kids look so uncomfortable in the diaper costumes.

@vwithav7997

Жыл бұрын

yeah ngl, even seeing it is uncomfortable it's basically just excusing the filming of kids in underwear by.. claiming they are babies? which they aren't?

@ollie3746

Жыл бұрын

yeah most of the kids can like....talk at this point lol and like probably shouldn't be forced to be actors. it's so weird

@jorymo4964

Жыл бұрын

And they have to be pantsless at all times so you know they're wearing diapers 😬

@andshereadstoo7809

Жыл бұрын

Was just about to say, the diapers without pants on clearly older kids for all three of these movies is VERY SUS, I feel like at best they were unknowingly subjecting them to child pred**rs I dont even want to think about the other options very very weird 💀💀

@SuperCosmicMutantSquid

Жыл бұрын

I ALWAYS hated that. It's like that exists only to remind us they're babies but... baby clothes have pants. Even onesies cover up their diapers so....why?

I love how Kurtis went from looking like a college student 3 years ago to that one crazy alcoholic uncle who has perfect chaotically wholesome energy

@p-__

Жыл бұрын

My farts are better than Kurtis’ farts.

@Chewynugsdude

Жыл бұрын

Ong

@samboujaiteh3331

Жыл бұрын

Age 25-28 summarized perfectly.

@tyler_not_you4135

Жыл бұрын

Wholesome?

@nalediiii

Жыл бұрын

Wild comment but I concur 😭😭😭

it would be fun and cool if you covered all of the Beverly hills chihuahua movies ahaha

@mossycrown

Жыл бұрын

omg YES

skip being the team leader while skip's parents run the daycare? nepotism baby!!!!! skip is a nepo baby!!! literally!

A 31 minute video from Kurtis? That's a blessing honestly

@22headless

Жыл бұрын

fr

@big_sea

Жыл бұрын

yes

@stawberrypink

Жыл бұрын

*my reaction when I got this notification* hell yes

@dominiquebaggett6507

Жыл бұрын

It’s nice, but I feel like about half of his videos are around the 30 min mark. His last one was 28 mins and the one before that was 32 mins

@merrychristamas94

Жыл бұрын

Amen

Kurtis punching himself as a baby was the funniest thing I’ve seen in years

@Mama_Bear524

Жыл бұрын

And so creepy

@burtnak2713

Жыл бұрын

I know it killed me!

@Epinardscaramel

Жыл бұрын

Yikes 😮

@Lily-xg1qq

Жыл бұрын

I just came to the comments to say that 💀

@pap-fr

7 ай бұрын

Time?

It is actually hilarious that the irreplaceable item in Italy was a pizza when you consider the fact that the show was originally Italian

25:19 I'm certain this has been mentioned somewhere in the comments, but "Infantanium" is a reference to "Unobtanium," which is the name classically given to any fantastical, rare mineral in old comics and sci-fi. In fantasy media it's usually "adamantium," which Marvel has also used.

my favourite thing about baby geniuses is that the guy who directed the first two also directed the movie 'black christmas' a movie that is often cited at being the first slasher. i have no clue how the director went from a slasher to baby geniuses, but i think its quite iconic

@ddjsoyenby

Жыл бұрын

my guess is he needed money.

@michaelccozens

Жыл бұрын

He decided to go all-in and truly horrify the world.

@LeBatteur

Жыл бұрын

Black Christmas isn’t the OG slasher, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is. Black Christmas was released in December, several months after TCM.

@goldensloth7

Жыл бұрын

and it's Canadian! - a Canadian

@80sDisneyFan

Жыл бұрын

He also directed A Christmas Story. I don't know how he went from National Film Registry material to Baby Geniuses.

I once made a friend’s girlfriend cry because she said her favorite movie was Baby Geniuses and I laughed, thinking it was a joke. It was not.

@emeryjem

Жыл бұрын

Oh gosh 😅 Honestly Idk what she was expecting 😂

@jonnnnniej

Жыл бұрын

If I remember correctly (recently rewatched Kurtis' recaps of the first and second movie) Kurtis rewatched the first movie because he loved it as a kid! That might comfort her a bit 😅

@alexcrowder1673

Жыл бұрын

To be fair at least the 1st one was OK. It's the others ones that are apparently bad. I havent seen all of them personally, but I remember liking the 1st one as a kid.

@-__-55555

Жыл бұрын

@@alexcrowder1673 I mean the CGI mouths are really bad in the first one still…

@boomitscocosucker

Жыл бұрын

Her FAVOURITE movie?? I'm sorry my dude but... Is she serious?? HER FAVOURITE?? 😭

I didn’t know there were three more movies. I can see why I didn’t. Sort of reminds me of the fact that they keep making Air Bud spin-offs called Something Buddies.

23:25 is actually the funniest edit I’ve ever seen in my life

Growing up my friends cousin was in baby geniuses 2 and he would use that as his pick up line on all her friends. I never had an excuse to share that information until now, but it felt appropriate in the comments section of a Kurtis Conner video about the baby geniuses cinematic universe.

@CaveDDECanem

Жыл бұрын

What roll did she play???

@daisybryar2737

Жыл бұрын

Was he one of the babies??

@niscuits

Жыл бұрын

So cool to see Sierra (or Stephen) on a Kurtis Conner video; I remember Sierra mentioning that she watches him thought so that's pretty neat :]

@SierraStephenIRL

Жыл бұрын

@@daisybryar2737 Yes he was one of the babies but I can’t remember which one 😂😂

@chillarypuff

Жыл бұрын

I need more information this is amazing

Not to be that person, but yeah, fashion is incredibly important in spy stuff. In the 1940s when the US sent some covert spies to France, they had to make sure that all the clothing worn by said spy was locally French made. It would be embarrassing to get found out because your blouse was cut in the American style rather than the French. Fashion is visual art, immediately seen and noticed by everyone around you. It's deeply meaningful. Anyway great video, love seeing Kurtis suffer on our behalf :D

@bridgetspector6703

Жыл бұрын

They already have a baby whose a “master of disguise” though, so a separate fashion baby seems fairly redundant, especially since disguises & fashion are never relevant

@cosmosisrose

Жыл бұрын

unfortunately it’s definitely just because she’s the girl baby

@alexcrowder1673

Жыл бұрын

@@bridgetspector6703 Exactly. Plus both the fashion baby and master of disguise baby dont even dress any differently than the others.

@ThePopo543

Жыл бұрын

A job that the fashion baby failed at miserably cuz all those super top secret spy babies wore were random shirts with diapers.

@dragonsamurai559

Жыл бұрын

@@ThePopo543 adult diapers at that...

_literally_ five seconds into my inevitable rewatch and i'm already in tears. it feels nice to be welcomed somewhere with open arms as someone who often feels like they don't belong anywhere. thank you for providing me and many others with such an awesome community, i am proud to be a citizen of kurtistown 💖

17:14 although a poor job, they might've been on purpose to show that they can't see the lazers even though they are there

so they basically said that pizza is to italians what the crown jewels are to british people, then exclusively aired it in italy. iconic

How many Baby Geniuses do you think I could trick a random guy into watching if I give super mixed signals and ask him to Netflix and chill, show up looking super hot, ask him to start with the first baby geniuses movie, make small advances like leaning on him or whatever.… but everytime he tries to make a move I say “wait wait wait this part is great you can’t miss this part”

@ricksanchez1330

Жыл бұрын

At least the 1st one. Until baby Bunting Bobo kills any hotness in the room lmfao

@cloudieo

Жыл бұрын

Baby Geniuses is one of the least sexy movies on the planet so this idea intrueges me.

@Crabby-Abby

Жыл бұрын

This a deeply unappreciated comment

@AYVYN

Жыл бұрын

I would think you were trying to get pregnant with a baby genius

@grraven

Жыл бұрын

lmao this needs to happen

12:14 i love how she asks “but why?” like she’s fed up with me the script and just wants to get it over with lmao

9:19 wearing a diaper with shoes and no pants is a crazy fit

I love how we collectively decided to not be respectful of the queen's death

@kwowka

Жыл бұрын

What noooo we have nothing but utmost respect for Lizzie (my girlfriend actually) and racist she’s contributed so much to this world

@sed6657

Жыл бұрын

The only respectful thing about her was the fact that she held on to billions of stolen wealth from countries she choked out ❤️

@moshlingfan9007

Жыл бұрын

@@sed6657 im surprised they didnt choke her out before her death

@linneascameraroll

Жыл бұрын

certified queen hater😍

@smallheinz

Жыл бұрын

she was british what do you expect

You should review the Beverly Hills chihuahuas movies, the first one literally involves the main dog getting kidnapped out of nowhere

@sarahsimon6

Жыл бұрын

YES YES YES YES YES

@day_trippr4967

Жыл бұрын

THOSE WERE MY LIFE 😭

@thatweirdanimalcrossingchick

Жыл бұрын

My daughter loved those lol we watched them so many times

@crazyowlgirlcncowner

Жыл бұрын

My brother's favorite movies when we were little

@crazydog1455

Жыл бұрын

OMG I LOVED THOSE MOVIES

21:59 ; the reason moriarty is the villain is because he "disguises" himself in racist manners

They don't know pee poo or pi 18:32 🤣🤣🤣

Kurtis the kinda dude to be out with his friends laughing and having a great time, and under his breath, say to himself “boy, I needed this”

@luvusm111

Жыл бұрын

💀💀

@no-gs3nk

Жыл бұрын

That’s a bit depressing isn’t it

@alexanderjones420

Жыл бұрын

In ten years it's gonna be raining and he's going to look out his window and say to Jenna "boy, we needed this"

@cjgroom109

Жыл бұрын

That’s actually hilarious

@disgruntledtoad2585

Жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO

10:04 I can imagine Kurtis giggling while writing the line “there’s hardly any womb” into the script.

@cjwiseman

Жыл бұрын

kicking his feet and giggling

26:10 - THIS PART KILLED ME 😭

The fact that they just ignore basic facts like pi isn't an equation or that the number of countries in the world doesn't even reach 200 is just straightforward hilarious. I CAN'T EVEN- lmao

I feel like they ran out of ideas for the baby’s expertises. The fashion expert and the master of disguise could’ve absolutely been one title. One of them could’ve been the language expert. They could’ve helped communicate with the locals on all of their adventures, AND it would’ve made so much more sense for communication with the adults instead of just whipping out a babyspeakinator randomly. Also this video was very epic. I have learned more valuable information today about the bgcu (baby genius cinematic universe) than I did in any of my 4 AP classes.

@cupriferouscatalyst3708

9 ай бұрын

smh these woke schools dont even teach baby geniuses lore anymore

I love that they cast 4 year olds as babies but then they don't make the babies actually act or say things, so they could theoretically cast actual toddlers.

@sde078

Жыл бұрын

i mean in the first film they look like actual babies so it made a lot more sense but ig they went back on it

@rachelcookie321

9 ай бұрын

Thank god I’m not the only one who noticed they are full in 4 year olds wearing nappies with no trousers on. I assume they went with 4 year olds because the babies just sat there and did nothing, they wouldn’t do the movement they wanted. But those kids look so awkward just standing there in nappies.

@vhaakaraynen6578

8 ай бұрын

@@rachelcookie321 I mean, a lot of kids are not potty trained by 4 to be fair... but it's still very awkward to make a movie where a bunch of 4-5 years old are called babies

@rachelcookie321

8 ай бұрын

@@vhaakaraynen6578 most kids are definitely potty trained at 4 years old. Most kids are fully potty trained by 36 months aka 3 years old.

@vhaakaraynen6578

8 ай бұрын

@@rachelcookie321 Definitely. Heck, only 4 in 10 children wear diapers past age 3. It’s just that some children still wear diapers at 4 or 5 years old for various reasons. Some wear it because they’re incontinent or have weak bladders, or simply because they’re not ready to be potty trained. Potty training is not very linear, which is why I think it’s extremely silly for them to pass off children wearing diapers as babies… because there’s a lot more to a baby than diapers

26:38 Fun fact: that is the southern sky. It can only be seen in the southern hemisphere.

the way my jaw dropped at 15:11

20:15 i love how baby geniuses canonically has 5 fictional countries that they just never elaborate on

@Sp3ctralI

Жыл бұрын

True, even after 2027, it’ll only be 196 countries. No clue how they got 200 lmao

@aformofmatter8913

Жыл бұрын

The definition of "country" is really slippery & variable depending on who you ask & what their political interests are So clearly, babies, with their universal enlightenment, recognize Somaliland, Kosovo, & other disputed territories as independent nations We attempted to reach out to the babies for their thoughts on Taiwan & Palestinian, but unfortunately they declined to respond

@placeholderdoe

Жыл бұрын

@@aformofmatter8913 this is such a whiteperson moment, but I thought Taiwan was a country

@Random-sk6hm

Жыл бұрын

@@placeholderdoe ITS NOT??!

@Random-sk6hm

Жыл бұрын

I'll excuse your stupidity here, the extra 5 countries are the United Playdates, Diaperland, Great Burp, Peekaboo Republic and the Cootie Union

My biggest concern is why they decided to make FIVE of these movies. Like who was keeping this series alive? Was this made as a form of torture for the government?

@seekerstheshy3842

Жыл бұрын

not only that, but a *tv show*

@seekerstheshy3842

Жыл бұрын

@TheGlassesPro did you not watch the whole video? he explains at the end that these movies are basically compilations of a tv show, hence all the repetition

@ImaginaryAlchemist

Жыл бұрын

They were cleverly crafted torture videos used by the Baby Squad Investigators (BSI). Someone leaked them online and the BSI was forced to call them "movies" as a cover-up. It's a big conspiracy

I remember LOVING the first two movies as a kid and would watch them over and over, particularly the first one on VHS. I admittedly still love the first one because of the nostalgia and the odd, “liminal space” vibes I get from a lot of the shots (laboratory baby village, playground, etc.) but the second one is too much. Now I’m finding out their are three more ? I’m so ready and also so not ready for this roller coaster. If you need more weird and slightly unsettling blast from the past movies to cover, you should watch “Look Who’s Talking” it might not even be appropriate for KZread tbh, but It’s one of the most wild and disturbing baby themed movies and I can’t believe I got away with watching it as a small child.

*Okay, this ticks me off BIG TIME!* Long story, but when I was little, people bought baby sensory VHS tapes and DVDs, instead of playing the baby sensory videos online. They had different names; "Baby Einstein", "Brainy Baby", "First impressions" and why I'm so mad was because they called one of them "Baby Genius" and all it was, it was some lullaby music over shapes and colors, nothing like these disaster movies that STOLE the name of baby genius by making it plural! (I guess they didn't exact steal the name but it feels like they did)

"There's not enough WOMB" and "hey maybe if we're lucky they'll do blackface" are the funniest lines ive ever heard from Kurtboy

Arthur Conan Doyle would be absolutely pissed to learn that Baby Geniuses took the name for his criminal mastermind and used it for their movies 😂

@IDONTKNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Жыл бұрын

ikr,lol😂

@iam_sherlocked8421

Жыл бұрын

RIGHT!!! he's rolling in his grave

@skyhideaway

Жыл бұрын

probably not though, he hated Sherlock and didn't want to be known for that book series

@adaralevine781

Жыл бұрын

He didn’t hate Sherlock, however he didn’t want to keep dragging the series on.

@kurasuta3715

Жыл бұрын

I was offended for him

“Why can’t the space baby talk like the others.” Well, as stated in the clip, every baby born *in* the world knows the secrets of the universe. Space baby, being a baby from space, was born *out* the world and thus suffering from cognitive impairment caused by exposure to cosmic rays. Really makes you think.

The baby hypnotizing you: "You will witeray hit da gwiddy in da bowing awey" Reference to 8:52

I can’t believe the writers of Baby Geniuses invented British people

@randayno934

Жыл бұрын

And racism itself! What a historically significant franchise

@project_letters

Жыл бұрын

Such an awful thing to put on a kids movie. Being British shouldn't be normalised

@gaminganimators7000

Жыл бұрын

​@@project_lettersas a Brit, I agree

The “skipping these movies” bit is giving throwbacks to the “what would I nose” joke with them just getting shorter and shorter as the video goes on

I never saw these movies, but I was subjected to Junior several times. My mom said she watched it over and over when she was pregnant with me and it made her cry every time. The only way I can describe is is Danny DeVito/Arnold Schwarzenegger mpreg fanfic. Truly a haunting experience.

It really bugs me that most of the kids are in diapers the whole time. Some of those kids are probably old enough to be potty trained, but either way, people still generally put pants or a onesie on their baby out in public. If a regular adult actor was just in their underwear during a serious scene it would be weird. This feels the same

This film series is actually brave for letting Jon Voight unleash the darkness in his heart like that

@jannamagpie8324

Жыл бұрын

Yeah I mean there’s a reason Angelina Jolie legally changed her name away from Angelina Voight.

@ethanmiller3200

Жыл бұрын

Voight, Seeker of Darkness

@cinnabard955

Жыл бұрын

Jon Voight will be the next villain of a Dark Souls game

technically yes, the CIA does have a “fashion expert”. The Chief of Disguise has to be knowledgeable in a variety of fashion trends and class-based cultures in order to help agents dress appropriately when going undercover.

@ImaginaryAlchemist

Жыл бұрын

I was just thinking about that - having people who are knowledgeable about fashion and makeup would be necessary to help agents blend in. Those things are often dismissed as frivolous though

@michaelccozens

Жыл бұрын

@@ImaginaryAlchemist That's fair, but here the "fashion expert" was already distinct from the "master of disguise", and, while these reviews aren't comprehensive, the "fashion expert" doesn't appear to have ever actually done or contributed anything in that field? Not that anyone else really did, either, but still. It felt like that whole '90s "we have to shoehorn-in a girl, make her the "fashion" person" faux-representation-but-actually-just-marketing-done-badly thing. It'd be like an '80s movie including a Black guy as the "rap expert".

@AnEmu404

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelccozens true true, but it’s still cool to talk about the importance of fashion in the world of spies. The movies are badly thought out and written, i don’t think anyone is contesting that lmao, neither of the kids get to do the thing they’re supposed to.

@Epinardscaramel

Жыл бұрын

I was about to comment that! 😅

I just realized the babysitter plays Cloe in the Bratz live action movie and in both movies she looks like she'd rather be ANYWHERE else

20:45 she’s done blackface before so she prolly bought the first copy lmfao.

@josephsummers2427

Жыл бұрын

"A mighty heart" ??? That was questionable and she wasn't really "black" in it. The real character is light brown, yes. But Angelina's character is even lighter skin --- a mixed black and white could even be darker. It's more like 'a heavy tan' or 'italian tone' than anything.

Kurtis: “I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at babies wearing diapers”

@nik_nikkii

11 ай бұрын

"you can excuse racism?"

The director of the Baby Geniuses movies, Bob Clark, was once a truly GREAT low-budget horror movie director. I HIGHLY recommend Black Christmas (74), the FIRST modern slasher movie (Halloween came out 2 years later and borrowed heavily from it.) and his anti-Vietnam horror movie, Death Dream (74), made DURING the Vietnam War, is creepy, sad, and has HUGE balls. He also made the classics Porky's and A Christmas Story.

@deuceydee3506

Жыл бұрын

Have you seen A Christmas Story Christmas? I kid you not, that is the actual title, but what's even crazier is that it's actually _really_ good. Like, it's a Masterclass on how to make a proper sequel to a classic movie 👀

@the_emperooor

Жыл бұрын

the director of baby geniuses also made BLACK CHRISTMAS????

@davidlionheart2438

4 ай бұрын

Clark also directed one of the greatest Sherlock Holmes films, "Murder By Decree", with Christopher Plummer as Holmes and James Mason as Watson.

5:04 he looks so happy

I don't understand why they made them go around without pants on.. I guess if you can't see their diapers you can't tell if they're a baby or not 🤷🏼‍♀️

@_PrincessMaggot

Жыл бұрын

Right? These are weird as shit and so wildly uncomfortable, I’m honestly wondering if they’re made for a specific pos audience, it feels very intentional

one of the things driving me nuts about these movies is that they refused to recast any of the baby actors, despite the fact that every one of them is EASILY 3 (and therefore too old to be a Baby Genius anymore) by like the third movie

@ImaginaryAlchemist

Жыл бұрын

Honestly just highlights one of the biggest issues with having babies be the stars of a franchise - they grow _really freakin' fast_

@EllaIngram

Жыл бұрын

it almost would’ve worked better as an animated series bc that way you could have characters who actually look like babies but are just voiced by toddlers instead of having toddlers who are very obviously toddlers playing babies 😂

"it feels really good to say goodbye to the baby geniuses franchise" - i genuinely thought there'd be some comedic timing of kurtis showing a new baby geniuses thing and was very scared😂

@johnnyray9107

Жыл бұрын

I thought he might do the same ending he did for the last KZread video with the same footage

Not enough THC in the world could make me watch 4 hours of Baby Geniuses.

5:22 no one is addressing this pose by bob bobbins

@th3_r4t_k1ng

9 ай бұрын

🫲😐🫱

New kurtis conner video is exactly what i needed

@rumadey2423

Жыл бұрын

👍

@travelbagshort

Жыл бұрын

Very nice 👍👍 thanks

@buiphong7779

Жыл бұрын

i like it

@msi_raja

Жыл бұрын

DO NOT POST ANY REPLY! DO NOT MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT TIMEBUCKS.

@lavanyaandol284

Жыл бұрын

👍

I never thought I would hear about this nightmare of a series again but here we are and I’m ready

@pf6540

Жыл бұрын

But it's the best way of seeing this series

@Star-kk3hs

Жыл бұрын

Shitting, crying, throwing up, he liked it 🥹🙇🏼‍♀️

@AngelBirdo

Жыл бұрын

​@@Star-kk3hsjust like the babies

@Star-kk3hs

Жыл бұрын

@@AngelBirdo damn straight

Ok but imagine being one of the adults in this universe that knows babies are born geniuses and then suddenly turn stupid forget and forget everything. I would have a fucking crisis. You had all of the knowledge of the universe, a personality, skills, friends, possibly enemies, and you don’t remember any of it. I already have a headache from thinking about it all

Kurtis: This is where they find out that Moriarty is behind everything... Cuts to guy in film: Moriarity... Director: Sure. Close enough.

The thing that has always made me uncomfortable is they don't put these kids in pants. I think it's enough that we can obviously see they're babies to know they're babies. I guess outfits for babies have never had pants??? Also, there is some...wonderful logic of a baby saying that no one else knows what it's like to be a baby. Mmm, yes. I too missed the epics of being a baby since I was grown in a pod...and exited when I turned 30.

@pissum420

Жыл бұрын

Baby clothes at the size those kids are have shorts AND pants and shit, even dresses and skirts They absolutely could’ve clothed the kids. Most likely didn’t due to needing to change diapers quickly and if the kids peed through the diaper the bottoms would be soiled.

@ida6950

Жыл бұрын

I think it’s so they look kinda like babies. I mean the actors aren’t babies, not even toddlers.

@SuperCosmicMutantSquid

11 ай бұрын

@@ida6950 That's what makes it wooooorse.

@ida6950

11 ай бұрын

@@SuperCosmicMutantSquid I don't disagree, it's so weird. They don't even really talk anyways, they could've just used real babies or toddlers

@rachelcookie321

9 ай бұрын

⁠@@pissum420 those kids are like 4 years old, they 100% know how to use the toilet. They only used nappies to hide the fact that these kids are 4 years old but it just looks so silly.

So glad you're continuing this saga

@p-__

Жыл бұрын

My farts are better than Kurtis’ farts.

I can see why Cole chose to pivot her career into high school soccor 👏🏻

Baby geniuses has the same energy as the buddies movie series but with babies instead of puppies 💀

it’s so weird to me that they just hang out pantsless constantly like??? most people put clothes on their toddlers outside of the home?

@NoOne-sk2ve

Жыл бұрын

Don't act like you don't know exactly who that would appeal to

18:13 it bothers me to no end that they rounded pi to 3.141 instead of 3.142 😭 that would still be kinda weird tho cos i’ve only ever used either the first 3 or 6 digits of pi, not the first 4 but hey this movie also thinks “pi = 3.141” is an equation so i should probably lower my expectations

@enderfries6213

Жыл бұрын

omg your comment made me solve my 4 year old research equation

@666_cthulhu

Жыл бұрын

@@enderfries6213 🙀🙀🙀🤯🤯🎉🎉🥳🧠💪

@666_cthulhu

Жыл бұрын

we did it 😫😫😫

@enderfries6213

Жыл бұрын

@@666_cthulhu yes:D ill name you onstage when i get my noble prize

@666_cthulhu

Жыл бұрын

@@enderfries6213 YAAAAS zaddy alfred nobel 🤤 aight i’ll stop

@11:22 Pizza Papa has all the Pizza Pie and noone can stop himuahaha

@INoahGuy1

Ай бұрын

I still don't know what that baby is saying

I think you should launch a Kickstarter to create a 7th Baby Geniuses movie. No one else in the world has the in depth knowledge of this franchise like you do.