ok for some reason I called Zack "Nick" at 19:28 after goofing on dudes named Zack and i'm sorry! i'm dumb!

@exoticpotato8573

4 жыл бұрын

Y O U ‘ R E N O T D U M B

@annahouston7274

4 жыл бұрын

I noticed that. Confused the hell out of me 😂😂

@denishanelson3087

4 жыл бұрын

Kurtis Conner indeed you are😌

@mccloud9915

4 жыл бұрын

No you're not

@annahouston7274

4 жыл бұрын

I read the description.......cello how are you? :D

Well that explains why everyone I know calls me "Rosita"

@Whoopdedoo8

4 жыл бұрын

Omg😂

@cyrus__112

4 жыл бұрын

OMG

@isaactb

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@lexy5430

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@UhOhSpeghettio

4 жыл бұрын

Those are some real ones

I distinctly remember loving this movie as a small child and my mom “accidentally” lost it and i don’t blame her

@jessicawolf5669

4 жыл бұрын

Lily Dragon best comment

@TheIllusiveBlane

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry sweetie. I ran it over and set it on fire to save me from the nightmares.....accidentally of course....

@catherine-zg1kv

4 жыл бұрын

I used to watch it every day I got it at blockbuster but now I cannot find the dvd anywhere

@mossycobbles

4 жыл бұрын

I used to watch it on HBO kids I think, then I couldn’t watch HBO kids anymore cause now it wasn’t in our cable package

@anthonytorres-cruz1598

4 жыл бұрын

Same, but I still think I have the disc

every time you meet a baby, there's a chance it's actually a 70 year old superhero

@mollykircher3104

2 жыл бұрын

And that is the reason I always say "You better fucking save the world dude" to the baby and walk away.

@dylankennedy4539

2 жыл бұрын

Best to give it a little shakey shake just in case

@Fantallana

2 жыл бұрын

@@mollykircher3104 me @ gen z

@keshagriffin3375

2 жыл бұрын

@ me to other Gen Z kids: because I’m to lazy to actually save the world

@Sp3ctralI

2 жыл бұрын

Chances are rare But never 0

idk why kurtis calling john wick “john” just absolutely killed me

@leviathxns

2 жыл бұрын

"Mr. Wick? Oh you mean my buddy John, we go mini golfing together sometimes"

@donkeykong8389

2 жыл бұрын

Who? Isn't John Wick the name of that movie with Two Guns Greg?

@themorrigan7702

2 жыл бұрын

@@donkeykong8389 Two Guns Gary

@Random-sk6hm

Жыл бұрын

@@donkeykong8389 Two Guns Greg is the new fandom name for Danny Gonzalez

@lordgrimixb

Жыл бұрын

Same. Sounded weird for some reason.

"I met my mom the day I was born." ok kurtis weird flex

@basednuramiformerpastafurr872

4 жыл бұрын

That awkward moment when your comment gets a heart but only 5 likes.

@shadybeashooketh1911

4 жыл бұрын

@@basednuramiformerpastafurr872 my comment was the only one in the section that kurtis hearted on one of his podcasts yet it got 4 likes 💀

@syrup482

4 жыл бұрын

*sad Doofenshmirtz noises*

@olivegardensrestroom688

4 жыл бұрын

Both of my parents failed to show up to my birth.

@alastorbutwithagun

4 жыл бұрын

😔🙄

Why did everyone understand the babies in this movie. Aren’t they supposed to be using an ancient language that adults can’t understand

@silvermoon8184

4 жыл бұрын

11:28

@maisies515

4 жыл бұрын

You imply that any of it makes sense my guy

@orchdork775

4 жыл бұрын

Oops 😂

@rameztwal8424

4 жыл бұрын

is that really what bothered you about this film?

@susiesheep5222

4 жыл бұрын

love ur pfp

The most annoying part of this movie for me is that they keep insisting Kahuna is a baby. That child is like 6 entire years old

@rono3457

Жыл бұрын

hey give the kahuna some respect, he is over 7 years old

@Pain.-

3 ай бұрын

"6 entire years" lmaoo

@sydliminal

2 ай бұрын

I looked it up, and the triplets who played him were 9 years old when this was filmed. they're 30 now and they're all hockey players.

@kumatorahaltmanndreemurr

2 ай бұрын

@@sydliminal that makes it even more annoying. A nine year old isn’t even close to being a baby 💀

I just realized that these babies know the secrets of the universe and still shit in their diapers.

@duck-ew5zs

Жыл бұрын

Maybe that's how you get access to it, shit enough times in diapers and you get to see eternity

@orangeleaf2056

Жыл бұрын

I mean if you knew the secrets of the universe wouldn’t you shit in your diaper?

@patrickd.397

Жыл бұрын

Well obviously they know something that we don’t

you’re now legally obligated to give us 3 more baby geniuses movie reviews. this comment is legally binding.

@Gabi-tp7fz

4 жыл бұрын

Yes 😌🤚 I am George Washington and I agree

@adrielcharles8931

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@attiraperry

4 жыл бұрын

Are there three more???

@karlavelasco5279

4 жыл бұрын

If he doesn't comply will he get slapped by legal?

@galaxiegoddess

4 жыл бұрын

He should review Bratz: Super Babyz

I'm against child acting unless children are also filming and directing.

@Ollebolle112

4 жыл бұрын

Clearly the case in this movie

@jellybean1528

3 жыл бұрын

the only instance of babies acting should be as babies being born or hold

@pourna3165

3 жыл бұрын

I understand where you're coming from but what will they do if they have a character who's a child?

@ninkiminjaj3614

3 жыл бұрын

Signe the petition

@Lovinia1

3 жыл бұрын

Child acting is HIGHLY regulated and a pretty fun project for them. Child pageanting on the other hand is mostly unregulated as well as demanding and abusive

I remember when I was going to see a movie when I was 12, I overheard a middle age man while waiting in line saying he wanted 1 ticket for Superbabies. That memory is scarred into my brain. Edit: Actually I was 11 at the time.

@victorlolxd7347

Жыл бұрын

I wonder why he wanted to watch it

@he.said.teenjiejer

Жыл бұрын

i almost commented “maybe he was there with his kid” and then i reread it

@thatcherevans9137

Жыл бұрын

This never happened

@neomawzz

Жыл бұрын

@@thatcherevans9137 interesting

@lordgrimixb

Жыл бұрын

Probably wanted to see the r rated version.

kurtis :you can tell he's a zack, just look at him - like 5 minute rant on him being a zack also kurtis : calls him nick

@Chakaspastshenanigans

5 ай бұрын

THIS

Kurtis is always giving us an extra greeting but who gives him an extra greeting

@dizzwrizz

4 жыл бұрын

i do

@randrwrr

4 жыл бұрын

I felt that

@kevaunthesunflower

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly. You got me thinking now.

@deannamatocha5011

4 жыл бұрын

sad.

@hannahmarkle505

4 жыл бұрын

Yesssss

Kurtis: I met my mom the day I was born Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz: :(

@SARCOSISARCOSA

4 жыл бұрын

UNDERRATED MASTERPIECE OF A COMMENT

@reeyana20

4 жыл бұрын

BEST COMMENT EVER IM WHEEZING

@puripurimelina2304

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO NOOOO😭😭😭

@mossycobbles

4 жыл бұрын

When I was born, both of my parents failed to show up

@ryanrossenthusiast7173

4 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHAHA

My younger siblings LOVED this movie when they were like 3/4, so we had to watch it EVERY SINGLE TIME we went on a roadtrip. I've probably seen it 57 times.

@pixxL_

Жыл бұрын

This happened to me before, but I was the oldest sibling, it was a different movie, and I hated it from the sheer amount of replays they did, I honestly did not keep track of the amount of times it went on, but enough to make me stay away from the movie for a lifetime.

@NateS917

Жыл бұрын

I remember when I was 3 out of 4. Good times

@victorlolxd7347

Жыл бұрын

@@pixxL_what movie?

18:22 so this why I was never allowed to drink my glow in the dark bracelets

Little kids can only work a certain amount of time legally, so that’s why baby characters are played by twins/triplets.

@darrylwhitefeather207

4 жыл бұрын

I was really suprised he didn't know that 😅

@unknownusername5111

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment. Most baby characters have to be played by twins/triplets because of work limits and the fact that they're usually preemies, so they're better suited to play newborns too.

@caitlinwheeler7915

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I remember learning this when I was like 8 watching nanny McPhee and being floored and then later discovering that that’s just the norm

@roludena2471

4 жыл бұрын

Basic Pigeon he did. He said it.

@Kikicole

4 жыл бұрын

Ro Ludena right lol why do people keep recommenting what he already said in the video as if he never mentioned it...

why is no one talking about how the villians in this movie are clearly nazis

@jeonghansupremacist4354

4 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU I THOUGHT I WAS GOIN INSANE KAHUNA SAVING BABIES FROM NAZI GERMANY WHAT THE HELL

@annikaLebemaus

4 жыл бұрын

But the fucking time is off. Berlin was occupied and everything. If He safes them from Nazis He would had to come to Berlin much earlier. I am confusion.

@holyjolie3864

4 жыл бұрын

@@annikaLebemaus I thought that the villains were wearing a USSR uniform anyway? like when kahuna was being introduced?

@emilyb.8219

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeonghansupremacist4354 It wasn't Nazi Germany though, it was USSR-occupied East Germany

@dbyron3824

4 жыл бұрын

Alex Votaw doesn’t need to be said, every bad guy in every movie, is probably a nazi

The reason twins are often used to play one character is cause child labor laws prevented kids under a certain age to be limited to a certain amount of acting which counted as work so they often had twins or triplets to quickly swap them out to continually shoot without breaking those laws. I learned about that in a video about the Olsen twins and what playing Michelle tanner was like for them

“Can a brother get some water?” Thanks white screenwriters, I hate it.

@sarahduffy5501

3 жыл бұрын

I was SEARCHING for this comment

@mega_bird700

3 жыл бұрын

[ *EVERYONE DISLIKED THAT* ]

@stupidass69420

3 жыл бұрын

🤠 I hate everything about that line and I will go out of my way to find the person who thought It up and bust their knees in 🤠

@skill_issuezz

3 жыл бұрын

I came to the comments specifically to find someone who said this

@dakotadad8835

3 жыл бұрын

Racist

can u imagine giving birth to not one, but two, possibly three children, for them to end up in superbabies? no. absolutely not.

@c.w.r.794

4 жыл бұрын

I smell a DNA test

@Ale-mx9zd

4 жыл бұрын

The fact the parents signed them up to do it- 😭

@BladeswolfParadox

4 жыл бұрын

Hannah let's have triplets and make super babies 5 and have the triplets from the first to be the bad guys 20 years later

@Ale-mx9zd

4 жыл бұрын

Really Cringey Vids ?

A Zack is like a Kyle or a Karen in the sense that you know exactly every part of their personality and what they probably look like just by hearing their name. Its magic.

I saw this movie on TV when I was a young child and it *marked* me. Every once in a while I would remember a superhero baby giving magic milk to a baby squad and them turning into superbabies and it would drive me nuts. I'd bring it up to my mom and she'd have no idea what I was talking about. I can now rest easy knowing I did not imagine it.

@julianna3863

4 ай бұрын

I’m in the same boat!!! I’ve been trying to find it for years and just figured it out today to find that people HATE it?!?!!? I have been wanting to rewatch it 😭🥲

This whole movie looks like something Kurtis could have edited, but worse

@frosty_teacup

4 жыл бұрын

Don't disrespect my boi Kurtis like that

@aboredhuman1022

Жыл бұрын

Is that possible?!?!?

@squiddyanimations6617

Жыл бұрын

Tbh kurtis should make an entire movie

@Butthatsjustatheoryagametheory

Жыл бұрын

💀

They actually have to use twins or triplets due to child labor laws, kids can only work like 2 hours. So they get twins or triplets to work so they get more work done in a day

@winterzealot

4 жыл бұрын

That’s interesting to know - thank you!

@annabellehulbert8662

4 жыл бұрын

that's exactly what I was thinking

@maddiemageean3225

4 жыл бұрын

and that time includes hair, makeup, costuming, rehearsals AND time to learn (but i think that's mostly for older kids)

@leah8jean

4 жыл бұрын

that's also why the olsen twins were casted for full house

@SieMiezekatze

4 жыл бұрын

How do you know this????

23:32 Kylie's face throughout this whole scene is me watching this movie LMAO

I actually thought these movies were a fever dream..I had these movies on replay as a kid which probably explains why I've lived my entire life with PTSD.

I feel like this is a franchise that Angela from the office would endorse

@hoorainayoub

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO

@alexandrabakly2850

4 жыл бұрын

Yes xD

@slippyy6742

4 жыл бұрын

Completely true

@v_o_o_d_o_o_7932

4 жыл бұрын

This comment was the first to make me laugh

@ratqueen7630

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

white boy babies: smart, courageous white girl baby: love black baby: bounce

@demospiral

4 жыл бұрын

@@thewriteinpresident ok

@ferialdagher2470

4 жыл бұрын

@@thewriteinpresident U good dude?

@archie4president330

4 жыл бұрын

@@thewriteinpresident 😂 I hope this is a joke, but either way this is hilarious. If you really want to promote your crazy beliefs, maybe a comedy video about babies is a bad place?

@stopchangingmyname5483

4 жыл бұрын

@The Write In President I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about

@headwound

4 жыл бұрын

@@thewriteinpresident I'm intrigued, please continue. In english this time tho, please!

fun fact: when I was little I was having a sleepover with my friend at her house and we watched baby geniuses on her kid tv, but she fell asleep during the movie and it kept starting over every time it ended and I didn’t know how to use the kid tv so I couldn’t turn it off or fall asleep the entire night

I'm 2 years late to this party but I'm so used to Kurtis playing every character in his skits, that I was like "how does the craft services guy know the kids are all twins? They're all wearing different clothes"

No one gonna talk about how they gave the two white boy babies “cool” powers and gave the girl baby a “love” super power and the black baby is a basketball player???

@adamjnotthecongressmanschi7026

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah.... 😬

@lordrathut

4 жыл бұрын

Eh, it was the early 2000s. What can you do?

@colleenquigley6393

4 жыл бұрын

he also says “can a brotha get some water?” at around 22:49...

@toufikelhossami8151

4 жыл бұрын

Not even a basketball player. LITERALLY just a basketball.

@mekishik0

4 жыл бұрын

and they way they made him have an accent and use AAVE....... yeah it doesn't sit right with me

We’re all majorly forgetting something here. This a DAY CARE. Therefore, when they spent the night somewhere, they didn’t tell the kid’s parents? What the hell?

@megantinker1395

4 жыл бұрын

Yaaa, WHERE TF ARE THE PARENTS

@thewriteinpresident

4 жыл бұрын

When “MADNESS” is all that remains… You have heard it said that the way you [raise a child] /_\ will determine the DESTINY of that being, and in a world where children (are now raised) / * \ too SELF ISOLATE……..., and SHELTER IN PLACE…….., do you think there will be {any more hugs} [{**}] and joy and laughter for the little ones in this day and age??? As this WAR OF THE WORLD unfolds between We The Society of nonmason……., and them these FREE MASON “Lodge Members” what has this (COVID19) Alien Invasion of PROJECT BLUE BEAM brought to the world be we Male and Female……, or Incubus….., and Succubus for our TWO WORLDS have always been…., and good and evil are only A CHOICE not a Condition..., and this world of Trillion Watt Lazers.., and The Great Nuclear Hydrogen Weapons is this the “only reason” +=+ we live too fight and die., and REPEAT the same damn things over and over hoping or “helping” too find THE SAME Damnation RESULTS.?.?.?.?.? As The Oracle for the End of this age, and a Male Incubus one at that, has it “ever occurred” [{*}] to you that as The King of ANGELS and DEMONS “my” and OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition is a Road Map and a Blue Print “out of this” SLAVE MASTER Fallacy where one thinks they own another when whatever “you hold onto” in this life Actually OWNS You, and you become a SLAVE to the thing [you believe] you cannot live without be it FAME, or Fortune, or Power, or some piece of METAL called The RING….. Have we not spent “a lifetime” doing the same things over and over EXPECTING {Different Results} from WORLD DOMINATION PLOTS too saying I wish to come back as a VIRUS and (do eradication) to all these Human Beings when in truth even you miserable LEADERS and Kings and Queens and “Your Excellencies” and Majesties are still HUMAN BEING for do you not share in OUR EMOTIONAL MAKE UP “be you” incubus and succubus??????? The Cities are not EMPTY cause there are no people left, the Cities are EMPTY cause these People were never here… You can drive and drive too find (Thousands of Cars) in these 50 STATES FOR AMERICA, but once you pull into a TOWN that is still on Lock Down, you see the ENTRAPMENT “of we all” in this Celestial Sphere Duel FLAT EARTH Home World of PURGATORY……., we are the descendants “of them” that DESTROYED This World over 10,000 Eons Ago, and the POPULATIONS have “never returned” for we forgot how to do RE-POPULATION, and in our Insanity of LUNATICS running the show, we continue to have WAR after WAR after WAR, so FREE MASON Lodge Member could continue to [get the Jobs] teaching FAKE SPACE, False Religions, and Malfeasance in our “Politics” too our LOCAL NEWS PAPERS cause no one wants to OWN What you Done!!!!! If you do not know BIG WORDS, then it is time you learned “how to use them” as you STAY HOME, or STAY AT HOME while your little ones are taught to be (Ritualistic Narcissist) and Psychopaths for they are called the SEGREGATIONIST where your babies are to remain [666 FEET] Apart at all times, and they “are not” too TALK to others……., and they are only allowed TV SCREENS of these Black Mirror PizzaGATE “Scrying” Devices too be their TRUE moms and dads, as The EDISON of Forced Technology takes away your Communities, your Companion Ships, and Marriages and Families and Friend Ships for how can you (love or hate) one another if all you do in life is learn to OBEY - COMPLY - SUBMIT when the Book of REVELATION “does so state” that the PEOPLE began to Curse Their NEON GOD for denying them the right “too be humane” as they lost all connection to their HUMANITY “be they” Incubus and Succubus of MALE AND FEMALE… Left ALONE too one day become “nothing more” than MACHINE PEOPLE with MACHINE MINDS that lie to themselves {for all time} about Whom they are, What they are, and Where they are….. Johnny Exodice LIVES!!!

@thifanny7298

4 жыл бұрын

@@thewriteinpresident man. what are you on?

@pugpug6528

4 жыл бұрын

The Write In President Why??

@c.w.r.794

4 жыл бұрын

They didn’t do that in Rugrats either

I go to school with a girl who plays one of those babies. Technically both of them because theyre twins and played the role interchangeably. I dont remember if they were in the 2nd one or the 1st one, but they played that movie in fifth grade and regret it all the way into highschool. Edit: It was the first one. The one on the far left on the cover.

I'm sure someone has explained this in the last year already, but just in case; union rules and labor laws dictate that child can only work a certain number of hours in a day (3 or 4 I think), so using twins lets them spend more time filming each day and get more done.

This would’ve been a good time to wear his “I’m baby” shirt.

@the_dino_clan1899

4 жыл бұрын

Yes It would had been

@stacie7766

4 жыл бұрын

DEFINITELY!!!!

@elcxxni8770

4 жыл бұрын

Omg

@shaeladacosta4503

4 жыл бұрын

Were disappointed in you kurtis

@ninisantol

4 жыл бұрын

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. you did this to me, kurtis.

The fact that they're all twins and triplets is super common in film and television and it's for legal reasons. On film sets there are strict rules on how long a child actor can work plus time that must be spent with a tutor to continue their education while working. Plus they need time for hair, make up and costuming. This means you only have a few good hours to shoot which, on movies with one or two kids, is fine cause you can spend the rest of the day shooting with the adult characters but on sets with primarily kids in the script that really limits the scheduling abilities of the film. Hiring crew, renting equipment, dealing with locations, it's a hassle already meaning you have to make the most out of your filming days and abiding by a child actors schedule would mean shorter days, MONTHS of filming and insanely high budgets. But with twins, one can be on set while the other is in tutoring or taking a break. Triplets increase your time effectiveness even more, so the crew can keep doing 12-15 hour days while the kids can stick to their shorter hours. Tada!

@ninkiminjaj3614

3 жыл бұрын

I clicked see more and then I was like woow

@grantmegan91

3 жыл бұрын

We know

@SC-jh9qp

3 жыл бұрын

Using CGI kids would be a lot simpler!

@alexdecarter9173

3 жыл бұрын

@@SC-jh9qp with what budget? Most movies can’t afford that. Look at twilight and that baby was real plus CGI.

@SC-jh9qp

3 жыл бұрын

I was kidding. ❤️

6:41 is giving the same energy as the shrek 3 baby nightmare

@whenwhen2284

Жыл бұрын

DADA

Kids in movies or TV shows are almost always twins or triplets lol but a movie full of babies having all of those babies be twins or triplets is actually terrifying. That's too many twins and triplets in one fucking area

So, the reason that all of the kids are twins or triplets is because of child labor laws, The kids can only work for so many hours in a day, so they tag team them out to get around that and have a normal filming schedule. Happened all the time, like the Olson twins played one character in whatever the show they were in

But like... wasn’t it a thing in the first one that adults can’t understand what the babies are saying? It seems like they completely disregarded that whole plot point lol

@judistax

4 жыл бұрын

Also the main baby in the first movie and kahuna also look like Kurtis

@StardustLegend

4 жыл бұрын

i'm pretty sure this movie is one of those sequels that aren't really sequels, like the ones that drew gooden talked about

@alexasinclair9961

4 жыл бұрын

im ur 420th like 😎

@ringodoodles490

4 жыл бұрын

Just look at what series this is 😂😂😂

@ErinLastNameRedacted

4 жыл бұрын

And the older kids aren’t supposed to be geniuses anymore.

Imagine growing up and realizing your parents let you be in this movie

@erroreden

4 жыл бұрын

Luiza Leontios oh absolutely 💀 I would never say it out loud

@SomaStory

4 жыл бұрын

Ngl that would make for a really funny story to tell people

@awanti26

Жыл бұрын

The child actors sorry I mean BABY actors probably regret this 💀

I'm pretty sure the reason that Archie knew Captain Can was the fact that the babies literally know everything, like they know the secrets if the universe. Whit's sister from the first movie knew who Abe Lincoln was and could recite the Ghettysburg Address so.

A guy in my history class was talking about this movie nonstop for a month. We finally watched the trailer and it was terrible. The word "SuperBabies" was banned for the rest of the year.

“Muscles shouldn’t be on a baby” Shh no one tell him about all of those classical paintings of jacked baby Jesus

@idkwhatimdoimg2165

4 жыл бұрын

One time i saw a painting of jesus in the vatican where he had a like a 12 pack or something

@eliana4976

4 жыл бұрын

shit im looking that up r i g h t n o w

@eliana4976

4 жыл бұрын

OH MY GOD I REGRET THAT

@respectthefish4992

4 жыл бұрын

"Jesus was always strong so that we could sometimes be week" won't I get an amen?

@anomaliexxx

4 жыл бұрын

That’s just the most cursed thing ever-

The reason why there’s so many twins is because child actors under age 6 can only work for 2-3 hours a day! Most young children on TV shows are actually twins because it doubles the amount of filming they can do.

@teresahowick5197

4 жыл бұрын

Tessa161 I found this out during full house

@LurkingOnlineSomeWhere

4 жыл бұрын

Tessa161 not really the whole reason but I guess that’s one point

@vollmond9342

4 жыл бұрын

So Zack and Cody are actually two Zacks and Two Codies?

@atsushifan87698

4 жыл бұрын

bruh what no, they switched between cole and dylan

@emmaa5971

4 жыл бұрын

Vollmond Zach and Cody were older than 6 on Suite Life so they didn’t need 2 kids to play each character. When they were really young though and the part was large enough, they would both play the same character

6:15 It's for legel reasons. They're only alowed to have kids on screen for a certain amount of time, so they use triplets or twins to get around that and swap them out.

8:59 That's the guy from Pirates of the Caribbean!

Kurtis, two weeks ago: "I'm not gonna use the greenscreen as much anymore" Kurtis, today: *plays 20 different babies*

@frankie4924

4 жыл бұрын

it’s out of his control at this point

... so they gave the only girl baby love- themed superpowers? I'm uncomfortable

@rosaliethomson6749

4 жыл бұрын

Rhel OTO and the only black baby is literally a ball like why they’re the shittiest powers ever

@til9518

4 жыл бұрын

ughhhh i know

At 15:43 Kurtis mentions that "you could be named Lyle, but if you get your hair spiked you're Zach now" Which is hilarious as one of my favorite people on KZread, is named Lyle, has spikey hair, and works with a man named Zach

4:34 is the angriest Kurtis has ever looked

Wait a second.. If Kahuna is seventy years old, and he helped children in Berlin, 1962, that can mean two options: a) The movie is happening in around 2032 b) Kahuna was born in 1930's. That means he has seen World War 2. So this superpowerful baby has lived horrors and traumas of WW2.

@crazylilly5949

3 жыл бұрын

oR bOTh

@realkingofwales3917

3 жыл бұрын

Considering Kahuna is a Hawaiin name, that means they also may have been present during the bombing of Pearl Harbor.

@jenncardona5998

3 жыл бұрын

I rewatched that clip and I think he actually says Kahuna is over 7 years old, not 70

@realkingofwales3917

3 жыл бұрын

@@jenncardona5998 K but he was also alive in the 50s, so 70 is the only logical answer.

@jenncardona5998

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not saying it makes sense, but if you listen closely, he really does say seven, not 70

Kurtis: Isn’t it weird how there’s been a lot of baby hatred lately? Also Kurtis a minute later: I’m gonna fight these babies and fly away...

Okay no joke this was my absolute FAVORITE movie when I was little! I’ve watched a thousand times. I very distinctly remember Kahuna being my first crush, and my parents once got my a tee shirt with Kahuna on it (it was like an actual shirt with a Hawaiian dude on it) because I was obsessed with this movie. While watching this, I felt so weird cause even though I haven’t seen the movie in the last decade, every moment was so clear to me

13:00 Its funny that the reving sound started right when she started running, so it sounds like it was her stroller soundeffect.

the only thing thats really wrong about this movie is that one of the babies names is Finkleman

@maieen2665

4 жыл бұрын

elsypie It sounds way too much like “Fecal Man”

@juliajozsa2724

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah it should be Finklebaby obviously

@vxntage.teacup1859

4 жыл бұрын

@@juliajozsa2724 ikr

i feel like the baby geniuses franchise just takes every troupe and every genre and then adds B A B I E S

@muffin1168

3 жыл бұрын

Gay B A B I E S

@killminewin4733

3 жыл бұрын

Wanna get quick money on the Black Market? *B A B I E S*

@waluigiforsmash7090

3 жыл бұрын

Da B A B I E! LET'S GO!

@lexyaw2158

3 жыл бұрын

Same with air bud

@LostArtificer

3 жыл бұрын

next movie is called super babies in Vegas gambling overpower

I literally have this movie on DVD in my dad's DVD case. I decided to research it, because it was scratched beyond repair. And I have come to the conclusion that my parents made a very poor financial decision, and it was probably best I couldn't watch it.

I imagine for most orphans, reuniting with the parents that abandoned them as children so young that they can't remember them it is very awkward and not "oh my god, you're my mom I love you" like Kurtis said. They probably already have people they see as their family and I know if I was in that situation the first two things I'd be asking is: "what happened/why did you abandon me?" (in case it's justified) and "what's changed/why do you deserve to be a part of my life now". Because if it's "I was really poor and desperate, I didn't want my child to have to go through the same thing I have to, but now I'm stable I just couldn't stop thinking about what happened to you I just needed to find and see how my child turned out and offer them support now that I actually can" THEN I'd start being all friendly and stuff. If they just didn't want a child at the time but now they're curious or some shit, no. feck off, if you didn't wanna raise me you don't deserve me.

@pap-fr

6 ай бұрын

Adoption does not make someone a bad person even if the reason IS just not wanting a child. And no, a parent cannot decide to suddenly want the kid and pop into their life. They are by law not allowed to contact the child after giving it for adoption. It is the child and the child alone who has the right to decide whether they want to reach out to the parents or not. You sign away parental rights the moment the baby is given up and you cannot then get it back because you "felt like it", LMAO...

@lemolea9571

6 ай бұрын

@@pap-fr No, giving a child that you don't want up for adoption is far better than just not caring for or not being able to adequately care for the child, but I doubt many orphans would see it that way, I never said people who give up their children for adoption are bad people. Though I'd argue if you don't want children you shouldve gotten an abortion in the first place, it's probably kinder. Also this scenario was within the context of the video, I know the parent does give up rights to their child including visitation, however that wouldn't stop them from trying to find them online or as and adult etc if they really wanted to

For reference, *The Emoji Movie* has a 7% on Rotten Tomatoes

@sushicat7224

4 жыл бұрын

That's sad

@chocolatepiano7366

4 жыл бұрын

Still can't believe Patrick Stewart was in that film.

@jimmypawlowski6918

4 жыл бұрын

this makes the emoji movie look like cinema

@100derp

4 жыл бұрын

@@chocolatepiano7366 excuse u it's SIR patrick stewart show sum frikin respect!1!1! >:(

@Purplebowlingball

4 жыл бұрын

Chocolate Piano let alone he plays POOP 💩

Kurtis: YOU CANT HAVE THE SAME ACTOR PLAY THE VILLAIN AND HERO 🤬🤬🤬 Kurtis’s sketches:

@aleksandra4702

2 жыл бұрын

Austin powers tho

@gummilatte1618

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a funny plot to a movie tho

@unicornbarfingrainbows7599

2 жыл бұрын

Benedict Cumberbatch: 👀

@P-nk-m-na

2 жыл бұрын

@@unicornbarfingrainbows7599 benedict cumberbatch cant act so he doesnt count

@unicornbarfingrainbows7599

2 жыл бұрын

@@P-nk-m-na he played Dormanu and is a great actor

8:40 if you look at the kids hair drinking the juice, its straight. Then when he flexed it was wavey, couldnt even keep continuity

14:26 manipulation station 😂

I thought the title was “Sugarbabies” and that seems to be a much edgier sequel to baby geniuses.

@MsKristinaRose

4 жыл бұрын

Giorgia M maybe that’s the R Rated version of this movie

@nickv.3573

4 жыл бұрын

Oh helll no

@sab8269

4 жыл бұрын

I literally thought that was the title up until i started watching the video and he said the title . I had to do a double take on the name of the video.lmao

@hsmacaraig

4 жыл бұрын

Danielle B HAHAHHAHAHA

@giorgia.m

4 жыл бұрын

Naomi Bell the exact same thing happened to me MANDELA EFFECT

I shouldn’t have watched this with my toddler bc now she won’t stop saying kahuna and I’m scared

@yoshitheorbit1118

4 жыл бұрын

*TAKE THE CHILD TO AN EXORCIST OR SOMETHING ELSEWHERE BEFORE IT LAUGHS LIKE AN OVERUSED BABY SOUND EFFECT*

@gracebarnet4182

3 жыл бұрын

JUST THROW THE WHOLE CHILD OUT THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO

@houseplantfreak1658

3 жыл бұрын

IT'S TOO LATE . SHE'S TOO FAR OFF ALREADY. SAVE YOURSELF

@adeer87

3 жыл бұрын

GOTTA SET THE WHOLE BABY ON FIRE

@paris5410

3 жыл бұрын

THROW OUT OF WINDOW, SET ON FIRE AND BURY AT LEAST FIVE METERS DEEP, IT'S TOO LATE NOW

Also even funnier that kahuna is basically a slur after the shit that went down with polynesian people. Its like calling a Polynesian priest a witch.

14:37 Oh of CoUrSe the only girl char in the mc's friend group is called "Cupid Girl" as a superhero, bc OF COURSE the only thing women care about is LovE 💅

@BricksterT

5 ай бұрын

Yeah ikr some are just hateful creatures

“We can reverse it and crank up the free will!” Me trying to sound smart in my Sociology class

@melaniee1051

2 жыл бұрын

Ayyye I’m taking sociology rn💀

@rahnnstaap

2 жыл бұрын

@@melaniee1051 ahh bad memories. my sociology teacher had us do a damn scrapbook all year and never actually taught us anything about sociology 😂😂

@themostdistinguishedsnek6856

2 жыл бұрын

For a second I thought you said Scientology class

@suezuccati304

2 жыл бұрын

everyone knows that Free Will is like a currency you trade for choices, if you don't have it, your brain rolls a d20 for a skill check.

@Knapperoni

9 ай бұрын

@@suezuccati304 Can you trade me some of your Free Will for Exposure?

Kahuna is a boomer which is why he doesn't like kids watching TV

@amplifiedapathy

4 жыл бұрын

Anna M underrated comment

@TheVivaciousNerd

4 жыл бұрын

Lol what? Boomer's kids were practically raised on TV, it's like a defining feature of that time, they're literally referred to as the MTV generation.

@nocturtle13

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheVivaciousNerd MTV generation was more gen x I believe

@sacvideo1998

4 жыл бұрын

I guess if he was meant to be 70 in 2004 and thus born in 1934, he'd be about 12 years too old to be an actual baby boomer, though he does have a certain boomer energy

@TheVivaciousNerd

4 жыл бұрын

@@nocturtle13 Sort of yeah, some overlap with millenials older too... but yeah I was referring to the boomer's kids as the MTV generation, not the boomers themselves :)

Fun fact: The triplets that play Kahuna only acting credits are for the first movie and this movie. Now they're hockey players.

I watched this movie before years ago. But I only remember vivid details about this movie mainly the babies having super powers and the green milk. But try explaining the limited information of the movie you watched when you was like 6 to other adults trying to not sound crazy as hell. Like I did this for years trying to explain this movie, even Google it but nothing. Thank you Kurtis for unlocking a core memory

So, are we just not going to acknowledge that Kahuna and his brother were raised in North America but somehow the brother has a German accent in adulthood?

@roseban5938

4 жыл бұрын

Rivka Arbetter Kahuna, a Hawaiian word as well

@dothmotherknowyouwearth

3 жыл бұрын

@@roseban5938 Mr Worldwide over here.

@roseban5938

3 жыл бұрын

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? I live here so😅

@dothmotherknowyouwearth

3 жыл бұрын

@@roseban5938 Nice. And I meant the German-sounding dude and Kahuna.

@joy411ful

3 жыл бұрын

11:28

I guess whoever made this movie doesn’t know that 2 year olds don’t really sport just tshirts and a diaper everywhere they go

@stephdux1805

4 жыл бұрын

MaKayla Richards But it’s the height of fashion.

@c.w.r.794

4 жыл бұрын

Why are these four year olds wearing diapers?

@DesaiaZ

4 жыл бұрын

@@c.w.r.794 Well I'm working in a kindergarden.... you don't wanna know how much older children have problems with the toilet nowadays. People don't have time or patience anymore to teach their children this....

I feel like the person who pitched this movie was extremely high and/or drunk while doing it. But I think that goes without saying.

The babies chanting "Kahuna" definitely radiates strong vibes reminiscent of Jack Pop's "TANNER JOINS A CULT" video. *KATUNIA, KATUNIA, KATUNIA.*

me in quarantine, impulse buying roller skates: “c r a n k u p t h e f r e e w i l l”

@purplejellytotPJT

4 жыл бұрын

Sammantha L +

@cake2939

4 жыл бұрын

Sammantha L +

@Sam-mb6mg

4 жыл бұрын

Sammantha L FOR REAL. WHY IS EVERYONE BUYING ROLLERSKATES

@JoHarryDaddee

4 жыл бұрын

Is this really a thing? I wanted roller skates for my birthday 😅

@JoHarryDaddee

4 жыл бұрын

Sam three words: Chet faker - gold 😙

For Future reference for everyone concerned about Macaulay Culkin, that picture is pretty old. He’s actually doing fine now. Look up a modern picture of the dude. He’s okay! And he’s dating Brenda Song so there’s that

@lucasortengren3844

4 жыл бұрын

And he appears on Red Letter Media from time to time

@7upvids

4 жыл бұрын

Quick Question: why does Macaulay Culkin have the weirdest name to remember. I try so hard to remember it, and in the very rare chance I do, I could never spell it. Not even a little. I had to look up at your comment every letter in order to make sure I was right. Someone get this man an easier name, like John or something

@frikeyslender3758

4 жыл бұрын

@@7upvids Same dude lol Me and my fam used to pronounce it "mac-ka-lay" or just " _gibberish_ Culkin" xD I'm 23 years old now and still can't spell it tho

@dami5154

4 жыл бұрын

@Frikey Slender so it’s basically the boy version of Mckayla

@frikeyslender3758

4 жыл бұрын

@@dami5154 ...or we can just say Kevin xD

Bro this video made gave weird flashbacks to my childhood. I used to watch this movie all the time on our old like pull down car tv. Oh the 2000’s, what a time to be alive.

"i don't think i'd be able to sit through another one, let alone three more" this aged well as of today

What I know about Kurtis so far: 1. He doesn't like babies much. 2. He really likes his green screen.

@maitezonga1170

4 жыл бұрын

what about a green screen baby

@tiaragordon5517

4 жыл бұрын

4. He graduated from YYU. Yee yee University.

@user-ow1ly2bs1e

4 жыл бұрын

@@tiaragordon5517 5: He is the mayor of Kurtistown and has an extremely sexual relationship with Neil Breen

Conspiracy theory time: what if they made this movie purposely this bad so when the kids watch it, they'll never want to watch tv anymore?

@emoboy42069

4 жыл бұрын

małgorzata nowińska I remember seeing this movie as a very young child and really liking it and asking my parents if I could watch it again and they just said “no.”

@andrypereira7681

4 жыл бұрын

análise 🤔

@lex_joan6695

4 жыл бұрын

dj yeah same it’s so weird seeing Kurtis see this without having flashbacks. The second he showed the cave I was pushed back to my childhood...

@gaymersupreme8546

4 жыл бұрын

i remember me and my brother being obsessed with this movie and i was so upset when i found out there wasn’t a sequel

@seraphimboys3699

4 жыл бұрын

Damn they really cranked up the free will with that one

kurtis' search history must've been so fucked up after this video: "movie babies buy" "possesed baby" "70 year olds playing chess in park"

“bounce boy” CRYING OMG

i just realized that even though the flashback is in the sixties, Kahuna does flips towards a mid 90's Mustang

@ILikeRice88924

3 жыл бұрын

The almighty time traveling Mustang

@Freak-And-Oddity

3 жыл бұрын

Ho ho! That's a plot hole in one!

@crymorefkr

2 жыл бұрын

Nah if you slow down the playback speed you hear 7 Clearly

@sharking7496

2 жыл бұрын

Kahuna is above the measly space-time continuum

@hat7475

2 жыл бұрын

KaWHAT

quite interesting how shakespeare has been real quiet since the release of superbabies

@milenanovidelsky3699

4 жыл бұрын

☠☠🤣

@leeeeeeeeeeeeeviathan

4 жыл бұрын

he's the one that wrote this. he wanted this to be his legacy

You had the perfect setup for a Trainspotting reference or joke and YOU BLEW IT.

I saw this like 5 times when i was little. The fact that the babies on the cover look nothing like the cast bugged me the most as a child.

Therapist: Ageless posessed demon ceiling baby can’t hurt you. He doesn’t exist. Ageless posessed demon ceiling baby:

@snail2426

4 жыл бұрын

you mean the 𝙆𝘼𝙃𝙊𝙊𝙉𝘼

I’m starting to suspect that Kurtis is actually one of the babies and he played the role when he was a baby

@abdxsh2760

4 жыл бұрын

Gard now he’s making fun of the movies bc of the trauma😳

@lincolnb2244

4 жыл бұрын

Gard This is all an advertisement ploy.

@niccfro

4 жыл бұрын

kurtis is played by triplets

The weird thing is the fact that I have vivid memories of watching all these bad movies (Super Baby’s, Shark Boy and Lava Girl, Etc.) in grade 3, and now I think my grade 3 teacher was a commentary youtuber-

"Muscles don't belong on kids" Have you heard of Little Hercules?

“Ageless, possessed, demon ceiling baby” was a phrase I never thought I’d hear.

@valkyrie7304

4 жыл бұрын

lol me either

@mxambivert2499

4 жыл бұрын

Really? I say it all the time

Just an fyi Kurtis , the character who played Zach, was Goku in the movie “Dragon Ball: Evolution” - this is a very hated movie in the fandom. It would be a lovely segway from this movie to that one for you to check out.

@s4di.3

4 жыл бұрын

just for future reference the correct word in this context is "segue" and not "segway". Pronounced the same but aren't the same thing

@inredrustivel321

4 жыл бұрын

@@s4di.3 whats the context which one should be used? honest question

@arianagarcia5244

4 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Broco i believe that Segway is the scooter thing that mall cops ride and segue is a transition between two subjects

@pepsi2471

4 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Broco a segue is like one thing leading to something else, usually in movies or songs but also in conversation (so the actors being in both bad movies would be a segue into talking about the dbz movie) and a segway is a type of machine

@pepsi2471

4 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Broco a segue is like one thing leading to something else, usually in movies or songs but also in conversation (so the actors being in both bad movies would be a segue into talking about the dbz movie) and a segway is a type of machine

I want to die with a toddler running around my corpse, chanting "one potato two potatoes three potatoes four"

How die noone see the absolute brilliance of biscane being bis-cane, or 'khane again' (bis is used in french as encore)

“Except for Bounce Boy here, we’re gonna arrest him for nothing at all. Cause we’re the police” 😂😂 Kurtis casually acknowledging the real issues

@uniboy13

4 жыл бұрын

It's not an issue tho...

@isaacmaron5700

4 жыл бұрын

Uniboy 13 it’s literally a joke about police brutality how is it not an issue

@bruniquegould7911

4 жыл бұрын

I peeped that! I love how woke he is

@hannabooklover

4 жыл бұрын

Lol I wouldn't call that "woke", I feel like if you live in America and aren't aware of what's going on with the police than you're living under a rock

@pyritepaladin5647

4 жыл бұрын

acab (all cops are babies)

I got weirdly obsessed with this movie for about a week when i was 8 years old and I have no idea why. I watched this movie like twice a day for a week and pretended to be a super baby and this memory haunts me.

@thebuzzle

4 жыл бұрын

Same! Me and my whole family seriously believed in the baby talk theory for years, no joke

@yudonnom3

4 жыл бұрын

i have a weird similarity to this

@Chi_Ch1

4 жыл бұрын

i'm 16 and i remember watching this almost everyday when i was younger.

@Vdmediaa

4 жыл бұрын

I would like this but I can’t

@sammelville2666

4 жыл бұрын

I'm the exact same way. I've completely forgotten about this movie since I was like 5, but as he went through each scene, I vividly remember all of it

As an Alex, it's wild how accurate 'energetic and fun' and 'shits in his diaper' are for me.