drake joke aged well 😭😭

@cipherm.

Ай бұрын

LMFAO

@hananehmoghadam

Ай бұрын

TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINORRRRR🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥

@PoopyJoe-tp4vz

21 күн бұрын

TBF it didn't age a lot

@noahinthesewer

21 күн бұрын

scrolled down to the comments just to say that 💀

@marcus_landeros6995

21 күн бұрын

@@noahinthesewer same

The most amusing thing about this 'movie' is that the cars are literally different makes, models, and even colors from shot to shot. It's like they went out of their way to have zero continuity.

@tinyandtired

Жыл бұрын

Uncle Chuck's shirt also magically changes colour when he grows titties.

@spacetrashfallingdown

Жыл бұрын

@@Boing2699 it's a bot. I've just seen another account post the very same comment

@allysonhocter9898

Жыл бұрын

On top of that their clothing changes from shot to shot too

@mousemalone9462

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry about it man it's just a new spy car feature

@ilexdiapason

Жыл бұрын

@@Boing2699 just report for spam

The whole reason why chuck and the lifeguard got together was because they knew chuck and the officer were meant for each other, and this is the 1990’s, so they wouldn’t allow that.

@calowenby1654

Жыл бұрын

That’s a really good theory, actually.

@gayjayy

Жыл бұрын

They all have an agreement for Chuck and the officer to have a secret relationship and the lifeguard will be Chuck's "beard".

@randomasshumanbeing2078

Жыл бұрын

@@gayjayy YES, that’s exactly what. Only legends know this truth.

@brockastill3622

8 ай бұрын

are you sure???

10:55 I love that this implies that a homeless man should stop at like $10 like my dude doesn't even have a wallet to keep his money in

@-psilo-9071

9 ай бұрын

He's just storing his money that's probably all the money he owes whats the issue 😅

@clairem6748

4 ай бұрын

Fr and we all know how profitable begging on the street is

@ShuhPond

Ай бұрын

@@clairem6748some panhandlers can actually make up to $300k a year

clearly chuck kept up his beach treasure-digging lifestyle so he could see the cop and further drive their romance plot

@user-qs3qf5lw9k

Жыл бұрын

That'd be a much better plot, good on you.

@vaishnavisingh9244

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking it the whole time IT'S A CLASSIC TROUPE

@sagapulastation1711

Жыл бұрын

Do you think theyve ever explored each others bodies on the beach

@iamaddictedtoacnhpleasehelp

Жыл бұрын

@@sagapulastation1711 yes they have isnt it obvious

@itiswhatitismindset

Жыл бұрын

@@sagapulastation1711 um why do you ask why do you need to know do you think that why 😟

Kurtis calling the beach cop a pig and then immediately turning around and shipping him with the other guy is funnier than anything in this entire movie

@Name-lq4hz

Жыл бұрын

@yes bruh y r there so many bots in the comment section

@Nosebleed47692

Жыл бұрын

And just like that 300 fanfics on ao3 have spontaneously materialised

@Miriam-pq4vx

Жыл бұрын

hes so me actually

@treedeerthethingy4812

Жыл бұрын

@@Nosebleed47692 I honestly wouldn't be surprised if those start popping up, there's a fic for literally every pairing possible. And if there isn't, there will be.

@N_IRL

Жыл бұрын

The most Kurtis thing he's ever done

Kurtis being friends with Freddie Dredd is like when a character from your favourite TV show makes a cameo in your other favourite TV show

@sayo1133

11 ай бұрын

i literally still cannot believe that's real it jus came outa nowhere

@user-vd9ji6lk6z

11 ай бұрын

thats exactly how it is with this movie, justin berfield as reese from malcolm in the middle and this kid from this dumbass movie

@user-vd9ji6lk6z

11 ай бұрын

hes my favorite actor and character

@danielladuck3323

11 ай бұрын

⁠@@mohamedzayan706”Kurtis Conner and Freddie Dredd in the same KZread video, what is this a-“

@AvaFaust

9 ай бұрын

FR

kurtis doesnt know about the pig beach in the bahamas

@bulbasaurmoment

11 ай бұрын

berd what are you doing here

@CationIonn

7 ай бұрын

My oh my do my own eyes deceive me? It appears a member of biological class Aves in Linnaean taxonomy has decided to make their presence clear in this segment of a recorded video reserved primarily for remarks regarding said broadcast. To this I say, welcome my fellow brethren! I sincerely hope you find your stay here most pleasurable.

@tranzient

4 ай бұрын

@@CationIonn that's crazy

I honestly was more invested in the knife and hamburger skit than the scenes of the movie. The premise was much more promising.

@rx500android

Жыл бұрын

Same💀💀

@AidanRahder

Жыл бұрын

Watching it my brain really said “Woah this is a very funny concept I want to make a short film with this plot” “wait no that would be plagiarism”

@magicman2881

Жыл бұрын

@@AidanRahder just change the burger to a sandwich

@TheOnlyCaprisun

Жыл бұрын

Seriously, the movie was just that bad that the skit Kurtis made was better, it’s kinda funny in a sense, lmao

@icyboi3227

Жыл бұрын

I was fucking dying

i love when kurtis says "back to the movie" sounding as if he also just had to watch the random demented sketch with us

@zodiAAAHHH

Жыл бұрын

same i can imagine him just pausing for a few seconds in silence after he knows that's where he's gonna put the skit then saying that like something happened 😭😭

@megarat1777

Жыл бұрын

He did bruh in his mind

@triangularsphere

Жыл бұрын

Why would you make me think of this

11:00 Great lesson for children: people asking for help are just greedy liars.

@TastyyOnYoutube

Жыл бұрын

exactly

@brianfernandes10BD

Ай бұрын

*Terms and conditions may apply

5:55 watching this after the recent drama is crazy

@briancchinni7468

28 күн бұрын

Fr

@Bagirauwu

27 күн бұрын

ikr foreshadowing crazu

the coolest spy gadget was definitely the microwave that could turn those little packets into a hamburger in 1 second

@j.m3850

Жыл бұрын

I used to want one of those so much

@s_h_o_o_b_y

Жыл бұрын

that’s all i was thinking about when he was listing gadgets

@s_h_o_o_b_y

Жыл бұрын

makes me think of phil of the future’s food spray cans

@deathsheadhawkmoths

Жыл бұрын

i was obsessed with that thing

@Spooky_l3xxi

Жыл бұрын

LITERALLY!! I remember I used to open and close kitchen cabinets to see if it worked lmaoo

Kurtis appearing from nothingness is proof he mastered being a magician after all these years

@ashfeather3349

Жыл бұрын

the real magician he brought to all his shows was himself all along🙏

@kimbleryan7150

Жыл бұрын

@Bully peter it isn't this is all you've posted in the comments

@believeinmatter

Жыл бұрын

@Кurtis Соnner 🅥 reported. Ya’ll are really desperate

@yelpforhelp

Жыл бұрын

he has mastered the art of fushigi

@batjackattack5556

Жыл бұрын

@Кurtis Соnner 🅥 omg kirtis it’s really u omg!!!!!!

6:50 I can imagine this movie suddenly taking a very dark turn, where instead of finding some cool x-ray goggles, Bobby instead finds the dismembered body of a murder victim in the suitcase

@thenobodys1955

2 ай бұрын

"omg... I wonder what could be in this suitcase uncle!" opens suitcase *"AAAAAAAAAAA-"*

And the twist is that this entire movie was a lucid/fever/day dream Reese was having in a random filler episode of malcom in the middle.

@becauseimafan

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

If I had a nickel for every time a Malcolm in the Middle actor ogled someone using x-ray goggles, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice.

@fefe4373

Жыл бұрын

lolll

@citrusune

Жыл бұрын

doof

@ps1hagridoufofcharacter

Жыл бұрын

whats the second time it happened? can't say i have a good memory for this kind of thing edit: oop nvm i got to that part of the video

@andsiriisstupidyes4118

Жыл бұрын

If I had a nickel for every time someone made an unoriginal joke like this, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice. Who am I kidding? I’d be a freaking billionaire.

@may6v6

Жыл бұрын

@@andsiriisstupidyes4118 stay mad doofenshmirtz rules

I wish someone would compile all “I hardly know her” jokes kurtis ever said in one video

@steele1908

Жыл бұрын

BRASIL

@joaopedrocypriano3069

Жыл бұрын

@@steele1908 sim!

@joaopedrocypriano3069

Жыл бұрын

@Bully peter thank you so much

@TurbopropPuppy

Жыл бұрын

kurtis conner? i hardly know her!

@cadenceolivia6304

Жыл бұрын

Can't believe he didn't make one during the sucker bit

kurtis wasn’t holding back this video, calling out drake for being a creep and the police for racial profiling within minutes of each other dhdhhdjd

@farted4606

4 ай бұрын

CINNASNAIL FROM BUGSNAX

I work in film editing and fun fact the beach "dubbing" is actually called ADR (Automated Dialogue Replacement) and we do it for at least one scene or line in every film. Its very common on outdoor scenes like that. Also the sound editing is not done until after the picture editing is done, so its likely the jump cut was put in there before the ADR because of the actor fucking up a line or something. Dialogue editors edit to the already "locked cut" of the movie and they wouldn't have been able to send it back to the editor to fix the picture to match the voice recording.

@melcorrigan7905

Жыл бұрын

Its also in the actors contract that they must make themselves available to record ADR once the sound editing starts. Hopefully this all doesn't sound pretentious i love your vids its just cool to provide some insight to the long complicated and sometimes dumb process of completing a film

cannot believe "Stamper? I hardly know her" wasn't uttered a single time

@sabahk

Жыл бұрын

check the description tho 😎

@candiiboo

Жыл бұрын

I waited for it LMAO

Like every x-ray technology in movies, sometimes you see through the skin to bones and sometimes you just see through clothes. Sacrifice continuity for those artfully crafted perv scenes!

@TheDGomezzi

Жыл бұрын

To be fair to the movie, it did seem like there was a dial where you could adjust how powerful it was

@tinnagigja3723

Жыл бұрын

And sometimes you see through gun metal.

@mykes7239

Жыл бұрын

yeah like seeing through sand?? Don't think so

@Boing2699

Жыл бұрын

@bullypeterspamming links isn’t going to make people enjoy your content

@matthewpitre8159

Жыл бұрын

Yeah and you can see through sand to go beachcombing but you can't see through walls and not everybody's naked doesn't make much sense does it.

I'm rewatching in 2024 & the Drake jokes are even better rn.😂

the drake jokes are real relevant now lmao

Kurtis laughing at his own joke gives me so much dopamine I cannot

@BootyTickleingBandit

Жыл бұрын

Bro the amount of energy the bots created in the comment section is not comfortable 💀

@cybergutz

Жыл бұрын

@@BootyTickleingBandit fr😰

@charcoal9145

Жыл бұрын

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@pvic6959

Жыл бұрын

same i also get so much dopamine that i can knot

@jacobeddings2108

Жыл бұрын

you can't what

'I think it's time for our secret agent, "we cant let the bad guys take us alive" pills'.. what a line

@MadAliceInWonderland

Жыл бұрын

They're kid friendly cyanide pills 👀

@quandaredevil

Жыл бұрын

@@MadAliceInWonderland cyanide flintstones gummies

@Random-sk6hm

Жыл бұрын

Sugar-free cyanide candy, now with extra flavour!

@eddihurta7173

Жыл бұрын

I went the green apple cyanide Loli pop 🍏

@bag.n

Жыл бұрын

The predecessor of unalive

5:47 the foreshadowing is crazy

@Trto7

Ай бұрын

Fr😂

@carleydishon7613

Ай бұрын

I was gonna say this if nobody else did 😂

The drake disses hit different now🤣

when i was in 2nd grade i was so obsessed with spy kids that i used to tell my classmates that my parents were secret spies and show them my fold-up binoculars. it was my entire personality and also i got pick-pocketted twice

@urbasichamilfan

Жыл бұрын

I was the same way, only I convinced my classmates I had pepper spray (it was just spray hand sanitizer) and a bunch of cool gadgets that made me a spy. I doubt anyone believed me but it sure as hell was fun

@Terminallyposessed

Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised that I never did stuff like that as a kid tbh-

@finmiles965

Жыл бұрын

Oh dude you’re not alone, funnily enough I decided to prove it by learning to lockpick and pickpocket... I didn’t take any binoculars though, feel like that would have been breaking the spy kid code

@paadoxal

Жыл бұрын

someone stole my lock-picking set at school🥲

@alyssastewart738

Жыл бұрын

That’s fine I had a friend in 5th grade who would not give up claiming that she was Hannah montana and secretly went home and went off to do Hannah Montana stuff and then came back home for school tbe next day. I’d always be like stfu and she just kept going with it how was she not embarrassed

I like to imagine that in the Kurtis skitematic universe, everyone looks, sounds, and acts like Kurtis. Even the newborns.

@alliexcx5576

Жыл бұрын

Even the animals and the food look like him 😭

@airinmacdonald3979

Жыл бұрын

Do they smell like kurtis too?

@sh4rky466

Жыл бұрын

@@airinmacdonald3979 yes

@airinmacdonald3979

Жыл бұрын

@@sh4rky466 well now it's a prefect universe

@ImaPizzaK

Жыл бұрын

KSU and Jermaverse crossover

5:46 rewatching this now, the timing is 😭

THE HES 12 DRAKE IS WILD

That Black Sea joke was way outta pocket💀💀

@itiswhatitismindset

Жыл бұрын

AND THE PIGS ONE LIKE IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD

@blizzard_the_seal9863

Жыл бұрын

@@itiswhatitismindsetHE MAKES ACAB JOKES ALL THE TIME ITS GREAT, HE REALLY JUST DROPS “👮‍♂️=🐷” OUTTA NOWHERE

@itiswhatitismindset

Жыл бұрын

@@blizzard_the_seal9863 IKR BUT I REALLY WASN'T EXPECTING IT THIS TIME OML LOVE HIM

@blizzard_the_seal9863

Жыл бұрын

@@itiswhatitismindset YEAH THATS FAIR WAHHSBSNABSW IT RLY DID HIT YA OUT OF NOWHERE ☠️☠️☠️

@valkyriecatt

Жыл бұрын

I was in shock for a second tbh

The expression on Kurtis' face after "just fucking kiss already for me!" is the one of a man who just learned something new about himself.

@thatpaigeperson9877

Жыл бұрын

@Deadpool. eh shut up ya damn bot

@LoLo1k2k3k

Жыл бұрын

IM GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED FHSKFJSJKAJD

@crappy-doodle3894

Жыл бұрын

Surprised by the words that came out of his own mouth😂

omg that drake part has aged like wine 😭

11:43 is CRAZYYYYYYYYY especially with what's going on right now

the thumbnail alone leaves me both terrified and intrigued. Kurtis is so brave for sitting through these movies for our entertainment 😔✊🏽

@Pine_apple

Жыл бұрын

why the and the are spam the and reply comment or yes??

@brspringer

Жыл бұрын

@@Pine_apple Make this make sense

@Pine_apple

Жыл бұрын

@@brspringer what the and rhyme

@notcomfortable_here

Жыл бұрын

this entire comment section is painful to read

@EclipseINF

Жыл бұрын

@@notcomfortable_here comment and the what section and

fun fact: in the 30’s there were beach cops who had tape measurers and would make sure women’s bathing suits weren’t shorter than 5 inches above the knee

@everything5066

Жыл бұрын

bruh . I'm surprised how women survived so much misogyny holy crap

@caidalee1994

Жыл бұрын

And if they were, they were arrested. 🙂

@pigeonatic

Жыл бұрын

wow! that sure was a fun fact

@asackboyplush6508

Жыл бұрын

That's not fun that sucks

@Terminallyposessed

Жыл бұрын

@@asackboyplush6508 I think they were being sarcastic yo

watching this in the middle of the kendrick vs drake beef and i got severe whiplash

Not them adding the pillow in his shirt AND having him wear a different color shirt. No continuity. 😭 22:20

Isn’t so cool that x ray glasses make women naked and men literal skeletons😍

@Arania_3.14

Жыл бұрын

That's cause women have booby bones, duh

@cornybram845

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure there where different levels at which you could adjust the goggles, which explains why Bobby just saw through to skin sometimes (which didn't only happen with women, eg. the fake homeless man) while at other points all the way to bone

@hippieduck

Жыл бұрын

Uh that's actually because all our soft tissue got bonified when we were made from a rib from some dude or something just don't question it OK

@averylarson8139

Жыл бұрын

women have exoskeletons DUHHH

@SheepUndefined

Жыл бұрын

@@cornybram845 Watsonian and Doylist explanations, man. Having an in-world explanation doesn't always change things

kurtis i just gotta tell you this is genuinely such a good video. like the drake jokes, stamper driving, JACOB MAKING A CAMEO? being a married man maxed out your comedy skills. welcome back man!!!!!

@danacornish8598

Жыл бұрын

Jacob in the Jarvis Johnson merch? I love to see it

@anomalousanimates

Жыл бұрын

^^scam

@danacornish8598

Жыл бұрын

@@anomalousanimates Report the comment

@Darkawk

Жыл бұрын

Kurtis's videos are legit more entertaining than 95% of Netflix no cap

@anomalousanimates

Жыл бұрын

@@danacornish8598 ok, also remind me when the scam comment is gone so i can delete my comment

That Drake line aged like wine

he predicted the drake pedo thing a YEAR ago. dang

The cars changing models and colours in every shot is the most outrageously hilarious thing I've ever witnessed

@subparnaturedocumentary

Жыл бұрын

an altima to a bmw

@aldranzam3456

Жыл бұрын

I loved the scene where the shelf falls only hitting his foot, but on the next shot he's stuck under it with huge bazongas- art-

@booba1710

Жыл бұрын

@@aldranzam3456 he is also wearing two different shirts in the shots

@cringeneer5490

Жыл бұрын

It's probably because Stamper crushed all of the cars

@aspenrose_

Жыл бұрын

@@booba1710 must have needed a bigger size to accommodate the dobonhonkeros, and they couldnt find one in the same color

kurtis is one of the only guys ever who can rock a mullet

@aghhh77

Жыл бұрын

and me 😩😩😩😩

@SimonVanliew26

Жыл бұрын

There is 100,000 people that live in Seattle and Portland that look exactly like this mans.

@3089io

Жыл бұрын

Everyone can rock a mullet. Try harder.

@sillysillyarchive

Жыл бұрын

REAL

@sillysillyarchive

Жыл бұрын

@@aghhh77 no

Who else thought of 5:44 these past few weeks?

Chuck stays on the beach so he can spend more time with Patterson 🥺

@Mochithemon

10 ай бұрын

fr

@Girlymoth

10 ай бұрын

Of course

the brain cancer bit with sitcom special guest wooping and cheering when jacob is introduced with the cheering gettin louder and louder and the last zoom in with jacob saying fuck you almost unintelligibly under the loud cheering really cracked me the fuck up. ahh kurtis and his crew of hilarious friends! love them

@pokaay3163

Жыл бұрын

He just keeps making shit that is funny I have no idea how he does it

@lillyhaun4959

Жыл бұрын

Literally my favorite shit ever

@cwill2127

Жыл бұрын

Honestly that was so funny I lost it. So is brain cancer

a movie commentary was just what i needed to get through the rest of the year

@DrpshpdCatShirt

Жыл бұрын

@Кurtis Соnner 🅥 Yeah, that is not the link to Never Gonna Give You Up.

@ellifsyaa

Жыл бұрын

Same I needed this commentary video so much otherwise I would have spontaneously combusted dee- no but seriously it’s funny

@UsagiMay

Жыл бұрын

I cannot believe there's only one more month until this year is finally over. And then we have to pray that everything just dies down and it's not as crazy as the last 3 years

17:27 love the jarvis johnson merch!!

The twist in the burger skit is better than any twist I've seen in a movie in many years.

*I love when Kurtis said "It's spyin' time!" and spied all over the movie. Truly one of the videos of all time.*

@Jack_Saint_Archive

Жыл бұрын

@leaked footage My dad didn't left me 🤨🤨

@Jack_Saint_Archive

Жыл бұрын

@I'll say when it's time *Self aware bot*

@artifice4723

Жыл бұрын

How are all of these bots

@Snarl_Marx

Жыл бұрын

Please let this meme die. Have you no decency? No shame?

@toasty_tonsty

Жыл бұрын

When he spied all over was the best part

Glad to see Kurtis is back with those fever dream skits

@koiifsh

Жыл бұрын

watching this at 3 am is not making this any better for me

@ck7993

Жыл бұрын

@Seeing Star so glad you owned the bots by... botting comments that clog up comments even more? your intelligence amazes me

@slaughtertothelamb

Жыл бұрын

fr

@lulu7.765

Жыл бұрын

Did...did you just said D-Dream 🤤?

THE DRAKE JOKE NO WAY

Fun fact: those black ops guys actually do have x-ray goggles. They just use millimeter wave scanners instead of x-rays and the images produced don't look very sexy at all

fun fact: kurtis is the only man with a mustache and a mullet that i will ever trust

@kaicenat2015murder

Жыл бұрын

why do you people hate guys with mullets so much? I've seen 3 comments saying pretty much the same thing

@amoureux6502

Жыл бұрын

Ty Turner

@kichukmenon

Жыл бұрын

What about jesus lmao

@wasteland.baby.

Жыл бұрын

@@kichukmenon jesus had neither of those things 🤨 he had long hair and a beard not a mullet and a mustache

@everything5066

Жыл бұрын

same

Who else hopes that Kurtis will keep the "yeah" like he kept the "balls" sound?

@Raven-wq4li

Жыл бұрын

i also hope he keeps using the car going off the cliff clip

@KingOfGaymes

Жыл бұрын

He will I believe in him

@GoodKidmAAdLizard

Жыл бұрын

yeah.

@gronkskonk

11 ай бұрын

@@mohamedzayan706 he uses it in most of his videos, & it came from his barbies vs brats video 😋

@Raggy_df

10 ай бұрын

​@@gronkskonkI remember that. And the moaning weasel. B A L L Z

The Millie Bobby Brown bit killed me had me rolling on the floor 😂

I LOVE that scene with epic crash and him just casually crawling out of the sea unscathed, covered in seaweed, like he's a Terminator... ONLY to pivot to doing a relaxed hair flip and staring placidly off towards the horizon, as if he was thinking "Geez. I've gotta be more careful." Y'know, like you or I might think after almost tripping over slight rise in the sidewalk. Just kind of a weird day for him, I guess. We could all learn some lessons in taking things in stride from him. He's a certified badass for that. What an absolute dude. That's the most graceful recovery I have ever seen in my life. That man has 9 lives. One time, my cat slipped off of a little jut 15 feet up in the living room wall and she took it about as well as this man. I don't think even she knew or cared that she just fell 15 feet. Just carried right on like nothin happened. You yourself would think she planned it that way.

ok. I have to say this.... the "Sucker......Burger" storyline sucked me in, it had everything I needed in a story, surprise, deceit, plot twist, suspense and best of all horror, what else would you call it when you sit down to eat a burget and its gone "POOF!" you should be nominated for an emmy and an Oscar!!! VERY WELL DONE DESERVES A like

@mferreiraluiza

Жыл бұрын

burger? I hardly know her

@eggoopy

Жыл бұрын

I love burget

@Swan862

Жыл бұрын

Sucker burger? Isn't that the guy that made facebook

@firirk4150

Жыл бұрын

You wanna see the rest of the comment? Sucker!

@KissyAdair

Жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard. This is why I watch every video Kurtis drops. He's hilarious.

10:55 love how the movie frames this as a kid exposing a villain lmao. "You already have a couple hundred bucks on you!" Even assuming that roll of ones is a couple hundred dollars (I kind of doubt it), homeless people are obviously going to be keeping their money on them because you need an address to open a bank account. A couple hundred dollars still isn't enough to live on, especially when you have no income, health insurance, shelter, etc.

@mastermarkus5307

Жыл бұрын

Good point. My initial thought was that it was crazy for the kid to jump to "MAYBE THIS GUY IS RUNNING A SCAM" when it didn't seem like the guy did anything suspicious.

@grantmegan91

Жыл бұрын

@@mastermarkus5307 right!! Like wait a minute!! Before u give this homeless man 45 cents, let me make sure he doesn't already have a few dollars on him already!! So weird

@RizkyeZaki

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eKqbtdmCaae9iNI.html

@becauseimafan

Жыл бұрын

Agreed, and thanks for the timestamp too!

I love how the first usages for the X Ray goggles are: Making money, means testing and no consensual voyeurism. Really says a lot about the people who made this.

Where can I get the Bigfoot shirt he’s wearing at 8:29 because it’s my favorite thing ever

kurtis posting is like an oracle to me. no matter what if he posts it’s gonna be a good day. spring is coming early this year

@gouldiloof

Жыл бұрын

Next year

@SomeRandoDum

Жыл бұрын

@Кurtis Соnner 🅥 why did I fall for this

@donovanfaust3227

Жыл бұрын

We skipping winter this year

@HuntressWizard

Жыл бұрын

I feel thid

@Lucia-ct2sj

Жыл бұрын

Same, and also I watch whenever he posts no matter what time it is or if I'm busy. Kurtis os worth it

the reason the cia agent is so terrible at driving is because the actor was possessed by the spirit of Cosmo and the people making the movie didn't wanna try and redo the scenes

@karameru_xd

Жыл бұрын

THE cosmo from fairy odd parents?

@Lol_low

Жыл бұрын

@@karameru_xd who else?

@karameru_xd

Жыл бұрын

@@Lol_low Idk man, probably a lot of cosmos in fiction

15:03 "officers, get him!" *"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"*

“Now that’s what I call a boner” made me giggle a disturbing amount.

Totally Spies! had THE best spy gear. They were so unapologetically girly eg. Compact mirror computer, a laser nail file, 5 carat data processor pendant, barrette tracking device, like??? So cool😭

@svenbengtsson9753

Жыл бұрын

Omg riiight

@ddjsoyenby

Жыл бұрын

that show is amazing........and awakened us all in many ways.

@ktyy777

Жыл бұрын

they released Happy Meals with the Totally Spies gadgets and best believe I tried to get every single one

@rx500android

Жыл бұрын

Omg yesss

@rumis.dollsss.15

Жыл бұрын

Yaassss

If I had a dollar for every time Kurtis made an “I hardly know her” joke, I would throw all that money in the dumpster Uh oh what have I done… these replies…

@GustavoGomes-nn5np

Жыл бұрын

Dumpster, i barely know 'er (i am sorry)

@uberrdriverr7969

Жыл бұрын

@@GustavoGomes-nn5np 😀… how dare you

@channelunderconstruction4590

Жыл бұрын

stamper i hardly know her

@AydenGraceMusic

Жыл бұрын

Uberr? I hardly know ‘er Drivver? I hardly know ‘er

@smthig

Жыл бұрын

Dollar? I hardly know 'er.

One thing you can always depend on in life is Kurtis leaving absolutely nothing to your imagination😌

When I was a kid, I got a spy kit. I couldn't remember everything in it. But I remembered edible paper, markers with edible ink, and a camera disguised as a juice box.

the way I KNEW where this was going when he said that their depiction of the terrorist was crazy 💀

@alia582

Жыл бұрын

BRO SAME I WAS JUST BRACING MYSELF

@LadyOfTheNight.

Жыл бұрын

I just kept saying to myself "SURLEY they won’t do it, it’s such a dead joke" well yeah.. what was I expecting tbh

@malmfao

Жыл бұрын

@@alia582 struggle is real

@Peastable

Жыл бұрын

Isn’t this pre-9/11 too?

@ericaploof998

Жыл бұрын

It's giving...Angels and Demons. 💀

I used to stare at this movie at the Hollywood Video when I was growing up, but never dared try to get my parents to rent it for me. So thank you Kurtis for finally showing me what it was all about.

Kurtis' "Sucker" bit alone is WAY better than this whole movie could even *try* to be! 😆

kurtis' face when he said "i just drove my car off a cliff have you seen my suitcase?" has me DYING oh my god. comedic genius

Kurtis and his editors just in time to cure my seasonal depression.

@taratih

Жыл бұрын

Wait i though kurtis edits his. Videos

@velv3ts

Жыл бұрын

@@taratih its etheir just him or him and others editing

@sfmainey

Жыл бұрын

he actually edits them himself! That's why he includes those "me editing" clips :D There might possibly be more but I'm pretty sure it's all him

@Grace-er9ep

Жыл бұрын

Seasonal depression hits hard but a Kurtis skit hits harder

@PhoenixRoseYT

Жыл бұрын

That’s literally why I clicked this video. I felt the depression starting to come over me and ran here lol

That bit with Jacob absolutely killed me! I knew it was coming and I still died 💀💀😂😂

@PhoenixRoseYT

Жыл бұрын

Jacob is a treasure

@Miipmiip

Жыл бұрын

@@PhoenixRoseYT fr

12:13 freddie dredd huh? ain’t that the “this is what is like to be known as dead” guy?

@Cottagecoreshnail

11 ай бұрын

it is. he just casually dropped that bombshell on us. What a madlad

The real reason chuck decided to stay at the beach despite being filthy rich was because that's the only way he could see the officer everyday and they were meant for each other and they should kiss

Kurtis is more loyal to HelloFresh than many men are to their wives

@Frick8375

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@ukrainiansturgeon8561

Жыл бұрын

Accurate the other way around as well. A lot of people are unfaithful.

@bm-ww8kb

Жыл бұрын

@@ukrainiansturgeon8561 oof. you really couldnt leave this comment section without throwing in a #notallmen eh lol

@Pain_Ito

Жыл бұрын

@@bm-ww8kbit’s not #notallmen you dumbo it’s #wamencheattoo

@bolillo5013

Жыл бұрын

Read this as he started the ad 💀

11:24 I don’t understand the logic. You can see through the clothes but not the underwear? And how do they see through the clothes anyway, they should see through the skin, not just the clothes.

@Garm_Hound

3 ай бұрын

They say you can adjust them. So om guessing you can adjust the level of see-through

I totally remember renting this movie as a kid. Another weird and wild 90s kids movie I rented from that same shop that might be fun to cover is "The Wiz Kid". It's about a kid who makes a cooler clone of himself, and he also has a robot and plays a sick harmonica solo near the end. It took me forever to remember the name!

Kind of amazing how much this movie didnt explore what you might be able to do with xray goggles. Their first and last idea was "peek at boobies hehe"

@cornybram845

Жыл бұрын

And to detect metal on beaches

@snakewithapen5489

Жыл бұрын

Reading this comment, the very first thing that came to mind was seeing androids or aliens masquerading as humans, which I think would instantly make for a much more interesting plot

@Mario_Angel_Medina

Жыл бұрын

And even then the movie has very few X-ray vision scenes. For the most part the goggles are just a mcguffin... it makes me wonder if the script wasn't originally for a raunchy sex comedy and somehow became a PG film along the way (that would explain why it has Griffin Drew and Brinke Stevens in small roles)

@somewhat_human

Жыл бұрын

Honestly... id do the same thing

@cornybram845

Жыл бұрын

@@somewhat_human ...That's not a good look on you

The “burger time” skit is one of your best yet. The cross cutting, color correction, and slow motion had me dying.

@theodour8617

Жыл бұрын

Who are you writing to, Carol?

16:52 That man has the driving skills of Spongebob. 😂

“We all know people in the UK are an urban legend.”💀

Okay, I did a little research cause I wanted to find out who the kid on the second poster was. Although I didn't find any info on that, I did find out that the two production companies that worked on this movie (Concorde- New Horizons and Royal Oaks Entertainment Inc.) both have mostly produced soft core erotica thriller type movies, with names like "Women In Cages", "The Erotic Misadventures of the Invisible Man" "Sorceress II: The Temptress". So it's definitely super weird they made a kids movie. But it does contextualizes the naked scenes. LOL

@moonchild3370

Жыл бұрын

thank u for ur research anna! you could just be lying to me but i’ll trust you regardless

@pandamandimax

Жыл бұрын

@moon child What a weird response? Hush

@moonchild3370

Жыл бұрын

@@pandamandimax ? it was just a little jokey joke?

@ilovebeastboy28

Жыл бұрын

@@pandamandimax what a weird response? Hush

@rainy8702

Жыл бұрын

@@pandamandimax What a weird response? Hush

i am soooo here for the enemies-to-lovers storyline for the cop & the uncle

10:20 funny I thought the joke was going to be that he would still be a garbage man b/c he's passionate about trash.

the skits that Kurtis writes are genuinely the best part of every video, god

the sucker-burger sketch is legitimately the best one you've ever done, the plot twist was great and fantastically underscored by the editing, it's honestly true art also loved the jacob cameo!

@jesper_and_the_juice

Жыл бұрын

i came to the comment section to say this too!!

@user-jt5rd8hi8s

10 ай бұрын

Unrelated but we have the same pfp 😜

@captainnugget7216

6 ай бұрын

​@@user-jt5rd8hi8salso unrelated but the two of you no longer have the same pfp

@user-jt5rd8hi8s

6 ай бұрын

@@captainnugget7216 idk what you're seeing but on my screen we still have the same pfo but who knows 🤷🏾‍♀️

Kurtis casually dropping the fact that he's friends with Freddie Dredd is insane lol

@lorymichelle4838

Жыл бұрын

Right I was looking for this comment lol

@Just.jolie.

Жыл бұрын

I was about to comment the same thing!

@lozzc2496

Жыл бұрын

I don’t think a single person would guess that they were friends 😭 most random friendship

@1cattails

Жыл бұрын

I know, right!? But honestly I'm not all that surprised lol they'd be good friends

@scurvyfigs3698

Жыл бұрын

all canadians know each other

12:30 theory: this is the fetish of someone who had a hand in the creation of both properties

15:13 These skits are why I love watching videos made by people VS movies/TV series/anything made by the industry

So I have a weird memory associated with this movie. Back when i saw it as a kid in the early 2000s my dad once walked into the room, looked at the screen, said that Chuck was played by the same actor as "that stupid guy in that time travelling movie" and walked out. This all happened in maybe 15 seconds. It wasn't until many years later that i realized my dad absolutely sucks at identifying people and confused Robert Carradine with Keanu Reeves

@70sman

Жыл бұрын

>walks in >confuses Robert Carradine with Keanu Reeves >refuses to elaborate >leaves

@amityislandchum

Жыл бұрын

I'm guessing your dad was a bit too young to have grown up watching Revenge of the Nerds? It came out in 1984. That's what Robert Carradine is best known for by the older generations.

@garaj1

Жыл бұрын

@@amityislandchum Nope, he was in his 20s when Revenge of the Nerds came out and knew about it, though i can't say if he saw it. Regardless, he literally just sucks at telling people apart.

@koiifsh

Жыл бұрын

@@garaj1 maybe he has face blindness?

@aeddiefarmer

5 ай бұрын

I relate to your dad so much as I have the same problem! My siblings used to laugh at me when we were watching TV, I'd be convinced I recognised an actor and be like 'isn't that the person who was so-and-so in such-and-such?' And they'd be like...no! 😂 I always felt so proud of myself at first for 'recognising' them!

Watching 3 year old KC videos and then stumbling on a new vid is wild. It’s like seeing him reach his final form. As an 80’s dad.

5:46 THE RECENT DRAMA LOL

22:00 nahhh😭😭😭

as a british person, i can confirm that we are just an urban legend

@smsmsmsmsmsm

Жыл бұрын

The amount of bots… but yes as a fellow british person I agree we only exist in myth

@kieranfoulger9091

Жыл бұрын

As a British person I'd like to say we do exist, but only when no one is looking at us

@Nobody-wc2qi

Жыл бұрын

@@kieranfoulger9091 Dr Who reference?🤔😅

@Toxxicrat

Жыл бұрын

The UK is a social experiment