“Christmas wasn’t about a week ago it was about family” 15 seconds in and Kurt’s spitting absolute bars

@brandebetts1199

2 жыл бұрын

Did someone just summon Vin diesel

@MelissaLawrence2002

2 жыл бұрын

In Kurtistown, we are a family, he abandoned us, just like my dad does everyday. Just kidding, I don't blame him for wanting to spend time with his loved ones, I'd be doing the same thing and I'm not actually mad. Better late than never.

@pokemata1035

2 күн бұрын

@@MelissaLawrence2002 Sure Melissa, "Just kidding", we can keep saying that until you recover from the loss. You need to let go eventually though, it's been 10 years Melissa......The milk is never coming

giving herself an at-home perm right before a job interview tells me everything I need to know about how unhinged this woman is

@austynhensley

2 жыл бұрын

no seriously. and being distraught that it looked bad, like girl... have you seen legally blonde? just take a shower it'll make ur hair straight again lmaooooo

@christiebreeechelon

2 жыл бұрын

If I learned anything from Legally Blonde all she had to do was get it wet and it would have deactivated the ammonium thioglycolate.

@elf3477

2 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀💀

@hippopajamas

2 жыл бұрын

@@austynhensley It would still probably be fried to hell but it wouldn't have been that!! she bold.

@HartleiStansbury7

2 жыл бұрын

@@hippopajamas she couldve just slicked it back into a middle part bun, duhhh

A fun BTS fact the entire cast (minus Mario Lopez) got horrific food poisoning on set and they kept filming. So in some scenes you can see them sweating and looking broken

@pissapocalypse

Жыл бұрын

"Fun" lol

@nukomars

Жыл бұрын

i thought you meant the kpop group and i was so confused for a sec😭

@sundaymourning5329

Жыл бұрын

BTS? ( Sorry, I'm stupid )

@chloekim8894

Жыл бұрын

@@sundaymourning5329 behind the scenes ^^

@clovercurator7997

Жыл бұрын

mario lopez did it he poisoned them all

Unnecessary love story? Bdsm? Kidnapping a man because u're single? Literal sex handcuffs? A gun? Hell ye thats kids friendly A gay couple? Hell no, think about the children

@sketchyfrog793

Жыл бұрын

exactly, straight people are insane

@fishinspacey

Жыл бұрын

to be fair, the people who think gay couples are “too much” for kids, are the same people who think guns are kid friendly.

@Vetovextion

Жыл бұрын

"ThINK Of THE CHILDREN"

@bronwen6484

Жыл бұрын

@@Vetovextion LMAOO 😭😭

@gataay

Жыл бұрын

Gorou? But anyway as a gay man you gotta point

Not only did she kidnap him but she kidnapped him at gun point. That’s literally an additional charge lol.

@pictonomii3295

2 жыл бұрын

A stolen gun at that.

@amandatidey5751

2 жыл бұрын

~It's not about the gun she stole, it's about the man she kidnapped along the way~ -Maya Angelou (probably)

@pineneedle116

2 жыл бұрын

A stolen, loaded gun.

@jeremiahdaniels8974

2 жыл бұрын

A stolen, loaded, brown gun

@xakirax_8864

2 жыл бұрын

@@amandatidey5751 I- 😭💀

I like that the movie became insane within the first 10 minutes. She’s like “Aw my boyfriend left me :(… ok time to commit a crime!”

@honeybunnyroze

2 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo 😂😂😂

@kaz3369

2 жыл бұрын

i think more movies should start with unfiltered insanity tbh

@recitationtohear

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZKetk6Wug92pf7w.html Finally.

@oligayman

2 жыл бұрын

@@kaz3369 True, would make movies way more entertaining

@hotsexyangel

2 жыл бұрын

Wait.. you’re telling me you don’t also do that 😣💔

kurtis switching from calling her “trudy” and “judy” throughout the video and not noticing is killing me

@thatmomentwhen597

22 күн бұрын

I’ve watched this video so many times I didn’t notice until you pointed it out 💀

@hshdmy13

9 күн бұрын

holy shit i never noticed that's hilarious 🤣

"Doing one crazy thing does not make a person crazy" sounds like something a crazy person would say

@tinyblueunicorn7807

8 ай бұрын

Sounds like something an edgy tween would make up for Joker roleplay. 💀

@soundwavesuperior7522

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, a crazy person

@rodneysmith873

17 күн бұрын

No way you're crazy ha ha

@anothercastle17

16 күн бұрын

“I put a bandage on one person; that doesn’t make me a doctor. But I sleep-“

She literally committed aggravated kidnapping, and did it at gun point, and managed to discharge the gun during the kidnapping. That's like 20 years in prison minimum lmao

@xavierblack1611

2 жыл бұрын

AND the gun is stolen property. Idk how far she drove, but if she went out of state that's even worse.

@fax6821

2 жыл бұрын

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@seke9885

2 жыл бұрын

@@fax6821 go away bot bot

@fax6821

2 жыл бұрын

@@seke9885 i will not not

@orangecat9559

2 жыл бұрын

@@fax6821 holy hell it talked

The old guy saying “back that ass up” while pointing a gun at Mario Lopez is equally unsettling and hilarious.

@Veronica.John10-10

2 жыл бұрын

Abc family. Lol

@kiamaria331

2 жыл бұрын

Right, I was like 'Well, this film is about to take a turn' lmao.

@fax6821

2 жыл бұрын

True:) kzread.info/dash/bejne/amad1Ltpc5y4ctI.html

@Mary-wn6ln

2 жыл бұрын

Very glad I’m not the only one who thought this. Lol 😂

@worstusernameintheworld9871

2 жыл бұрын

@@fax6821 bot begone

It's funny that she mentions "tie me up, tie me down", because that's the name of a movie where a guy kidnaps a woman and tries to make her fall in love with him, and in the end she does bc of Stockholm syndrome, but it's played off like a cute happy ending 🤪

@natalie_the_ratalie

9 ай бұрын

I guess you Holidays in Handcuffs is technically “the girlbossification” of that movie

@Jenny-it9iz

6 ай бұрын

Just like the movie trilogy 365 Days 🤢🤮

@EbbermanEmily

6 ай бұрын

​@@Jenny-it9izTHERE'S 3???

@Jenny-it9iz

6 ай бұрын

@@EbbermanEmily sure is and it just keeps getting worse and worse 🤢 also there's probably gonna be more

Movies always make it seem like eating leftover Chinese food is like a sad thing, when in reality every time I have leftover Chinese food, i just be like "OH FUCK YEAH, LEFTOVER ASIAN FOOD!!!!"

@mammoneymelon

7 ай бұрын

RIGHT, leftover takeout is the best

@artslife4424

Ай бұрын

The spices be hitting

@g00dbunny

21 күн бұрын

Chinese food is the only leftovers I’ll eat

@Mx.muffin

14 күн бұрын

Exactly!! I love my shrimp fried rice !!

saying "stole a person" instead of kidnapping is my new favorite thing

@letterborneVods

2 жыл бұрын

Same 😅

@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, this isn't kidnapping. It's stealing a person. It's not scary anymore.

@LeFroge

2 жыл бұрын

Hey…I don’t care WHO’S kid is sleeping!

@britishningguang3933

2 жыл бұрын

Samee

@sharding14

2 жыл бұрын

“Stole a MAN”

I hate movies when all the parents care about is whether their daughter has a mate. They don't even care that he goes around telling people that he's been kidnapped which is a pretty big red flag. They just accept it because at least he showed. Pretty low standards for your kid.

@KingOfGaymes

2 жыл бұрын

M a t e

@vincentvangag

2 жыл бұрын

a.. mate?!

@spookyfirkser

2 жыл бұрын

A MATE????????

@kribbledibble3291

2 жыл бұрын

Well, she did kidnap him, so he’s clearly not her boyfriend.

@ctrlqae

2 жыл бұрын

I’m getting major omegaverse vibes from the word *MATE*

Her crimes consist of: Kidnapping, threat of bodily harm with a deadly weapon, owning firearm without a license, reckless endangerment with use deadly weapon, discharging firearm without license, discharging firearm in uncontrolled area, bail jumping. Everything should round up to around 30-40 years in prison.

@zombiemeat227

9 ай бұрын

but he didn’t press charges so it’s okay 🫶 and they are in love now

@RobertMcBride-is-cool

3 ай бұрын

In the end isn’t that all what Christmas is about?

@Radaron

2 ай бұрын

she also committed theft by stealing the gun. also irresponsible driving

"Remember guys, kidnapping is ALWAYS ok if you're a girl kidnapping a guy!" -This movie

@wolfe440

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, could you imagine if the roles were reversed? It’d be framed like a horror movie 😂

@natalie_the_ratalie

9 ай бұрын

i’m writing a screenplay about a woman who has to hold a guy hostage while evading the law after accidentally killing a cop in self defense. i really wanted to emphasize that the main character is really traumatized from her incident with the cop, and that she feels that she has no other way of convincing the cops to not instantly kill her. she reflects on how, ironically, she is now the criminal that the cops want to think she is. the initiating event is purely just bad luck

@Jenny-it9iz

7 ай бұрын

@@wolfe440 Lol ever heard of the movie 365 Days?

@plantwizard666

6 ай бұрын

lol you'd think, but Buffalo '66? same thing but a man and he kidnapped a 16 year old, it's a comedy too. Also Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down, 365 days...

@GoddoDoggo

5 ай бұрын

@@wolfe440 There is literally a horror movie (and book) called Misery where a woman kidnaps a man and like breaks his kneecaps with a hammer and crap. It's by Stephen King. 😭 There are also a ton of "romcoms" where a dude kidnaps a woman, and it's been played as a "romantic" gag in movies, plays and books since friggin' Greek myths.

“mario lopez’s characters name is david. i’m telling you that so i don’t have to keep using his full name.” …. “so mario lopez stands up” i love it here

@dyjbgcr

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@SpellboundWolf

Жыл бұрын

Wow dude. Thanks for explaining the joke to us. I wouldn't have understood it otherwise.

@fucker3773

Жыл бұрын

@@SpellboundWolf wow thanks for reading a comment not directed to you in the slightest. I wouldn’t have understood it otherwise.

@Endeavorrrrr

Жыл бұрын

Kurtistown is the best town, am I right or am I right? (Hint: I am right)

@lashermayfair0

Жыл бұрын

This was my favorite joke of the video

I feel like the woman's family didn't believe him not because they're gullible, but because this is a common occurrence. I bet her last bf was kidnapped too. It might even run in the family; her dad may have been kidnapped. This is just a quirky fun tradition for them

@petalsandpinstripes9905

2 жыл бұрын

this reminds me of an episode of criminal minds where the women in a family get kidnapped to be wives of the men and are raised from like age 10 in the family to be prepared to be a wife.

@idadalmeida9536

2 жыл бұрын

@@petalsandpinstripes9905 damn what episode

@kelthecow8428

2 жыл бұрын

that would've been a hell of a plot twist tho- ngl kinda wanna see a thriller version of this now

@imakebadvideos

2 жыл бұрын

@@petalsandpinstripes9905 what episode? That sounds really interesting

@LeannahW

2 жыл бұрын

@@imakebadvideos it's Season 4 Episode 13 called "Bloodline"

The “check-off/Chekhov’" joke is absolutely fucking top tier 😭😭😭😭

I absolutely adore the way Kurtis' face changes instantly as he realizes he said "Squeet"

Not gonna lie; if I said I had been kidnapped and everyone laughed then I would assume they were in on it. A whole kidnapping family.

@sourpatchstarkids

2 жыл бұрын

there’s legit criminal minds episodes like that

@toocutenoirb.4278

2 жыл бұрын

Right I would be scared 😳😳😳 like oh nah they do this as a past time 🤣🤣🤣

@Emily-oy2nq

2 жыл бұрын

@@sourpatchstarkids Wait which one?? I've finished the show but I don't remember the name of the episode and I've been trying to find it

@sourpatchstarkids

2 жыл бұрын

@@Emily-oy2nq I was thinking of two episodes: s4e13 and s7e16. They’re not exactly like this movie but it was close enough to remind me

@user-hj8yf3hr4i

2 жыл бұрын

Like house of 1000 corpses!

kidnapping, adultery, deceit, divorce, and guns. the true meaning of christmas

@cheycheyfriend247

2 жыл бұрын

That’s legit Christmas with my family

@recitationtohear

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZKetk6Wug92pf7w.html Finally.

@albret_einstong

2 жыл бұрын

yes finally

@indieoregano

2 жыл бұрын

You just described Texas

@tiffanykim2773

2 жыл бұрын

These days pretty much

I haven't seem anyone note this: The pistol is an early flintlock. You can point at whoever you want, unless you have actual black powder, a lead ball, and have the knowledge on how to manually load a flintlock, you aren't going to be able to fire that thing. And even if you do, the lack of rifling means you'll have to be EXTREMELY lucky it if hits the intended target, even at fairly close range. Putting aside that this means her boss had all that laying around (flintlocks can't remain loaded for extended periods of time and still fire, so no the gun wasn't just loaded to begin with), you can only fire it once before you need to reload it. Which means as soon as she shot the seat, she was COMPLETELY UNARMED and David could have taken that chance to free himself.

@pissapocalypse

Жыл бұрын

David probably didn't have that extensive gun knowledge lol

@dylanrodrigues

Жыл бұрын

Why are you acting like David would know all that? He’s not a redcoat trying to put down a rebellion in the colonies, why tf would he know so much about flintlocks.

@kitcobb6046

Жыл бұрын

@@dylanrodrigues Okay this comment is amazing XD

@chaosflash7

Жыл бұрын

it’s a flint lock, how do you not know this shit? where’s the rest of the ammo going to go when there’s no magazine. also. she’s a klutzy white city woman, you really think she’s capable of murder?

@datsephardicboi9358

Жыл бұрын

@@dylanrodrigues he would've at least known that flintlocks only hold one shot, that's pretty common knowledge

I feel compelled to rewrite this movie but as a genuine horror story, its so creepy

@Codraroll

5 ай бұрын

Quick and easy way to do it: Switch the gender of the main characters.

the way kurtis says he’s gonna call mario’s character david so he doesn’t need to call him mario lopez but then immediately calls him mario lopez

@ari1758

2 жыл бұрын

That’s Kurtis for you 😂

@shannonceleste5557

2 жыл бұрын

That was the joke. Ba-humbug!

@tsou22

2 жыл бұрын

@Taylor. HELP WHAT

@aqiel_leiqa

2 жыл бұрын

explaining the joke when it was super obvious it was a JOKE is super fucking cringe man ew

@lochcoda

2 жыл бұрын

@@aqiel_leiqa grow up.

"watching a youtuber make fun of it 14 years after its official release" honestly, the only way i watch movies

@aurawarrior1367

2 жыл бұрын

It’s best way to watch a bad movie

@melissalonla

2 жыл бұрын

same

@SorowFame

2 жыл бұрын

@@aurawarrior1367 it’s like watching a bad movie with friends for people with no friends.

@vaishnavisingh9244

2 жыл бұрын

@@SorowFame why do u read my head :(

@fax6821

2 жыл бұрын

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Let's take a moment to appreciate the existential horror of trying to make a simple quesidilla only to come out with beef wellington

So Stockholm syndrome is actually empathizing with your captor, not falling in love with them, which is also something that happened in this movie

@bigclitenergy

Жыл бұрын

Well actually there are four key components that characterize Stockholm syndrome!: A hostage's development of positive feelings towards the captor. No previous relationship between hostage and captor. A refusal by hostages to cooperate with police and other government authorities. Not just Empathy and it could be them falling in love

@wolfe440

Жыл бұрын

It could definitely entail falling in love with your captor. There are many different ways to experience Stockholm syndrome, many different ✨b r a n d s✨.

@rosecoloredhusky5118

Жыл бұрын

Stockholm syndrome can be falling in love with your kidnapper/abuser, but it can also be seeing them as a friend or just having positive feelings about your kidnapper/abuser (source: I have Stockholm syndrome)

@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme

11 ай бұрын

@@bigclitenergy also doesn't it take ages to develop? like months-years?

@bigclitenergy

11 ай бұрын

@@nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme definitely varies but typically yep!

holiday in handcuffs sounds like a movie about the sad inside life of a prisoner during Christmas

@XonAscension

2 жыл бұрын

I agree dude.

@ari1758

2 жыл бұрын

That would’ve been a much better movie imo

@L0N0.

2 жыл бұрын

Highkey wanna see that happen

@EdricCoconut

2 жыл бұрын

Netflix documentary when

@p0cket4rt

2 жыл бұрын

i would actually watch that

this movie feels like role playing online with *that* one person who likes to twist the story so they can get their way.

@inhale2851

2 жыл бұрын

god i felt that

@jia2480

2 жыл бұрын

*uses unbeatable sword that cannot be dodged or counterattacked*

@bennygeck

2 жыл бұрын

THIS IS SO ACCURATE O O P

@blehhggg

2 жыл бұрын

why is this accurate bye

@hikaboom

2 жыл бұрын

ive never heard something so accurate

After watching this I watched the entire movie, and I'm genuinely shook. It's horrifying that they completely gaslight the audience AND the captive. As a male victim of an abusive female, it's personally particularly frustrating- if a male kidnapped a female in a lifetime movie it would be a REALLY different vibe, and that's infuriating.

@idiot46

11 ай бұрын

im so sorry that happened to you:( i hope you recover from that and get/got the help u need

@effbar2400

10 ай бұрын

Hell yeah ACAB

@hamdiyazid200

9 ай бұрын

I'm really sorry for what had happened to you 😔 I hope you're doing much better now

@psychicbyinternet

5 ай бұрын

I'm sorry that happened to you and I hope you're doing better now. If it's any consolation, movies just generally seem to be weird about kidnapping. Case in point: Beauty and the Beast.

@KEeosFight

5 ай бұрын

@psychicbyinternet That more of a misunderstanding of the movie. Yes she learned to care for him but she also pity him for what happened to him. If she genuinely has Stockholm she would of never asked to leave to see her Father again and he wouldn’t of let her if he truly loved her. The defending him and trying to save his life is because she knows he not actually a bad person nor does he deserve to die. Kidnapping is never okay in a realistic world but when you get magically turned to a literal monster that tramua is a bit understandable

My family watches this every year after baking cookies for 6-8 hours. We can quote the dinner scene by heart. It's a TERRIBLE movie, but it's a hell of a good time.

@MollieIsNotOkay

Жыл бұрын

My family does the same, I thought it was just us!😭

@thathomeschooledgirl_

Жыл бұрын

Same we love this movie even tho it's bad

@jeremycheetham3605

10 ай бұрын

Aahhhh you all have cute wholesome families 😇

Chekhov’s gun being reduced to “shoot that thang” is making me cry bless your head Kurtis

@bread3050

2 жыл бұрын

chekhov being led to by "check-off" is one of the best bits of wordplay I think I've ever heard

@kastryulyaedits5623

2 жыл бұрын

@@bread3050 I didn't get it when I watched the video even though I'm Russian... thank you that's really a brilliant wordplay!!

@drewc9488

2 жыл бұрын

I fucking laughed out loud WOW

@anabellem4033

2 жыл бұрын

@@bread3050 no bc i literally WHEEZED

@LizzyPentz

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously genius 😂

Can you imagine how terrifying it would be to be in that situation, desperately trying to tell this family that you've been kidnapped and they're just laughing like you're telling a knock knock joke

@ddjsoyenby

2 жыл бұрын

"we know..........EVERYONE HERE'S KIDNAPPED :D" "i'm gonna d13 here aren't i.........." "not as long as you go with the flow and let the stockholm syndrome do it's thing"

@heroofthewinds7765

2 жыл бұрын

The experience of many real life men unfortunately

@Corn22

2 жыл бұрын

@@heroofthewinds7765 literally who you absolute brussel sprout

@ReiAnikaAyanami

2 жыл бұрын

@@heroofthewinds7765 no

@crazy922blade

Жыл бұрын

I want someone to make this into a horror movie or game

I'm so happy you brought up the apartment thing, Its so annoying that so many movies do that, where the main character live in "a poor house" or "a tiny house" when its like a fucking huge house, or amazing apartment that should be super expensive

@negligible_reality

5 ай бұрын

catch me living in a literal mansion and still insisting that i'm poor because i eat chinese takeout leftovers from my dinner the night before lol edit: so i just realized after typing this that Shane Dawson literally does that lol 💀

"Captor? I hardly knew her!" It's not just a pun. It is a perfect encapsulation of the flaw in this plot.

What you're referring to is whats called dummy plot, where the conflict that drives the story could easily be resolved by the characters displaying a normal human level of communication

@kolldm

2 жыл бұрын

aka the most frustration plot ever 😭

@alexres8327

2 жыл бұрын

Aka so many episodes of modern family

@wolfeevi

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexres8327 at least modern family is funny and entertaining

@PrincessSixThirteen

2 жыл бұрын

TIL. Thank you, I can now more effectively explain so many hated storylines.

@ian_edits_

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I've only heard it refered to as idiot plot, but both are probably used.

"I will NOT twerk for genuine stockholm syndrome" Truly a hero.

@Redsonja77

2 жыл бұрын

rofl, I loved that phrase, Kurtis gets his priorities right xD xD

@snakesareprettycoolifyouas756

2 жыл бұрын

He says that now but i know he be groovin to souk eye

@juvenile5395

2 жыл бұрын

@@Redsonja77 j

@xquenda275

Жыл бұрын

a hero no one asked for but we all needed

@LoganPAILLL

Жыл бұрын

@@Redsonja77 ay

17:48 - I have a bachelor's degree in Criminal Justice, and while I am still a novice as the law, something that pisses me off is how in movies cops constantly make up fake laws/threats to get what they want. Unless you physically do something that aids in the kidnapping, you have done nothing wrong. You as an individual are not responsible to stop crimes and you have no obligation to help the police to do their jobs. If any cops threaten you into compliance, I recommend remaining silent and seeking out an attorney. Having an attorney when a cop interrogates you is vital, since the police aren't always interested in seeking your best interest.

@signedjordan2285

Жыл бұрын

I mean it's not unrealistic...

@emilyb.8219

Жыл бұрын

Cops are legally allowed to straight up lie to people during interrogations though, so there's that

@marciaguy10899

Жыл бұрын

Cops are legally allowed to lie in the US, so they could absolutely have lied to make her feel scared into complying

@dylanrodrigues

Жыл бұрын

Wait till you learn about what cops do IRL…

@alchemicmercury

Жыл бұрын

I will never forget the horror of going into my commanders office first thing in the morning and being red my rights. I was soooo scared and confused, mainly beceause I had not done anything illegal. So the first thing that I did was invoke my right to my attorney. I figured my attorney could explain to me what was going on. She said that it was basically some sort of fishing expedition, never heard the full story.

id rather come to the party dumped and boyfriendless than show off my boyfriend who is insanely ranting about being kidnapped the entire time

The dry cut to “I’m gunna Squeet” had me laughing hard for way longer than it should

@bugabea4059

2 жыл бұрын

I haven't even watched the video yet but this being the first comment I see is making me laugh

@RavnicaRaven

2 жыл бұрын

More like wet cut

@sensorsoonn6494

2 жыл бұрын

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@Natalie-101

2 жыл бұрын

8:46 enjoy

@bugabea4059

2 жыл бұрын

i appreciate the sentiment but you sent this 2 hours after i commented, i had seen it already

I'm so excited for the introduction of "squeet" into the Kurtis Conner lore.

@satanhasacat

2 жыл бұрын

Yess! when I heard it I was like yes finally more accidental kurtis words

@cynthiaxwangcomedy

2 жыл бұрын

squeet!

@psychosparten049.esquire9

2 жыл бұрын

Why does he get lore? He’s just a woke guy with a mullet-stashe.

@svnnci

2 жыл бұрын

@@psychosparten049.esquire9 you sound jealous 💀

@lovesiccat

2 жыл бұрын

"Im gonna squeet, UUOAAH"

10:15 This is such a horror concept tho imagine you've been kidnapped and no one believes you or worse people around you basically acts like its where you're supposed to be that's so scary just how that person must feel

@toceeno874

Жыл бұрын

cure to wellness did this i think

@Mx.muffin

8 ай бұрын

Horror movie idea

What’s wild is that they are 2 reasonably big actors who agreed to do this movie

Even if David dropped the charges, I can't believe her boss isn't prosecuting her for stealing his heirloom gun.

@TheZombifiedGuy

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah! That thing is clearly an antique, wtf

@scabgirlcreates

2 жыл бұрын

He was into her best friend, who undoubtedly told him to go easy on her.

@RachaelLongLastName

2 жыл бұрын

All’s well that ends well

@tiffanykim2773

2 жыл бұрын

Idk maybe because it's a movie 😂

@Ameliaisrose

2 жыл бұрын

@@tiffanykim2773 why are you replying to everyone and trying to defend this movie? Is this like your favourite Christmas movie or something?

Terrible Christmas rom-com but if David handled the whole "oh my god, I've been kidnapped" thing more realistically, this would be a very disturbing psychological thriller.

@deepfriedspaghetti982

2 жыл бұрын

It would be a nice xmas thriller movie tho lol

@beans6958

2 жыл бұрын

@Lswat Ent yeah

@addieila

2 жыл бұрын

it could have been a really good movie :’)

@deli5194

2 жыл бұрын

Cause shes a white girl its haha funny. honestly this leads to this terrible culture of whenever a woman does something horrible to a man others say you want it or shes just a girl youre weak

@cartooncritique6625

2 жыл бұрын

It would have also been a disturbing thriller if the genders were reversed.

8:37 I’ve seen so many of Kurtis’s videos that I laugh internally instead of externally, but the fucking “4000 squeet” had my ROLLING 💀💀💀

@maddyxnxk

8 ай бұрын

I WAS FUCKING DYING AT THAT MAN. then when he was like "done because I’m embarrassed" omg💀💀💀

@MicahLWade

7 ай бұрын

@@maddyxnxk "I'm gonna squeet"

"Doesn't matter what crazy thing you do, as long as you're happy," Just apply that to every Batman villain. "Yes your honor, Joker did blow up a supermarket killing 30 people but he's happy isn't that all that matters?"

@SugarHoneyIcedLatte

Жыл бұрын

Classic Joker

Lawyer here: a person “refusing to press charges” just means that the “victim” will refuse to cooperate with an investigation or testify. The prosecutor can still go forward with the case but it will be a lot harder to win without the victim’s cooperation. However, a prosecutor would likely go forward with a kidnapping case even if the victim doesn’t participate just because the nature of the crime is pretty egregious.

@cassiusfelix2805

2 жыл бұрын

True

@alicethewhiterabbit9226

2 жыл бұрын

Can I hire you to sue my cat?

@alicethewhiterabbit9226

2 жыл бұрын

Please sue my cat for trying to kill me

@gothgirlglittercrust7118

2 жыл бұрын

@@alicethewhiterabbit9226 omg im so sorry

@alicethewhiterabbit9226

2 жыл бұрын

@@gothgirlglittercrust7118 I bearly survived

being not only kidnapped, and not only forced into the role of being a part of a family I don't know, but having that family of strangers gaslight me and convince me into thinking I'm supposed to be there is probably my worst nightmare now cheers

@EskimoPagan

2 жыл бұрын

@mikoy huio and then her shoving a bulky, ugly ass hat on the curls she just spent all that time setting

@broadex9080

2 жыл бұрын

This movie is so insulting to people that have actually been kidnapped and vindicating the main character as a being the good girl. "Because sometimes being crazy can make you happy." Imagine being a victim of kidnap watching this movie paint the picture of this Turdy girl being justified for doing one of the most heinous crimes out there.

@leveret9148

2 жыл бұрын

its like the opposite of dear evan hanson

@djejshyaven5273

2 жыл бұрын

This almost sounds like the plot of “Get Out,” the horror movie.

@DevilJhoMama

2 жыл бұрын

@mikoy huio bots ruin youtube.

15:30 you joked about titanic, but the radio not being used and ignoring communication from a ship that was warning them about the ice berg was one of the biggest factors in it sinking

the fact that the family was not surprised at all might imply that this was not her first time doing this

This movie is the embodiment of "how can it be a hate crime if I loved doing it?"

Her doing an at-home-perm just before leaving for a job interview was the first sign that this woman is off her fucking rockers

@oohily

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@TitaniumTronic

Жыл бұрын

What's an at-home-perm??

@leighafterdark

Жыл бұрын

@@TitaniumTronic instead of traditionally going to a salon and letting a professional perm your hair, you buy the perming kit and do it yourself

@Thor-Orion

Жыл бұрын

Bold choice, Cotton.

@car6938

Жыл бұрын

as someone who was debating doing at-home-perm the day before school starts, im so glad i found this comment 😂

The fact that he did cover Holiday Ham Hole in 2022 makes this way better.

@wubbinz

Жыл бұрын

i still prefer Holiday at the H. H. Holmes Hotel. would be like a saw christmas special.

I feel like we should talk about how she didn't just "mess up her hair", she did a whole PERM on it as soon as she woke up. Perms are so dangerous and hard to do that you have to find a hairstylist that specializes in them... and you definitely don't do it at home. Hilarious thing to see in the beginning scene

@SpagettiSpeltWrong

7 ай бұрын

I've done a perm at home dozens of times. It's definitely not easy but it's also not dangerously hard unless you're a complete fucking idiot

@negligible_reality

5 ай бұрын

dangerous and can't do it at home??? UHHHH, tell that to Jenna Marbles sweaty. literally shaking my smh rn fr. 🙄

This could so easily be reimagined as a legit horror movie, but it's probably scarier by being presented as a wholesome family movie like here. Still, imagine being a family member of the kidnapper and realizing what is going on in the middle of the event...

@keepyourshoesathedoor

2 жыл бұрын

That’d be a good movie.

@cocolime6496

2 жыл бұрын

idk even her whole family seems crazy

@stellamckay221

2 жыл бұрын

lmao, almost lowkey like Get Out

@bloodyvalentines

2 жыл бұрын

Buffalo 66’ is basically the non wholesome version of this. It isn’t the best movie but eh

@kittycatcrunchie

2 жыл бұрын

Is this not just the plot of Invisible Man

one thing I can always rely on: I never know how a Kurtis Conner skit will end

@Obsessive_cartoon_drawer

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah the “my wife’s a cello” skit is so crazy, gets me everytime🤣

@Nathan-Croft

2 жыл бұрын

It will end in laughter.

8:47 I CHOKED ON MY CEREAL, FOR FODS SAKE KURTIS STOP BEING FUNNY

@negligible_reality

5 ай бұрын

Fod Damn

20:25 imagine a man kidnaps a ten-year-old and then gets away with it absolutely no consequences because the ten-year-old doesn't press charges

calling leftovers “yesterday food” is gold and you can’t tell me otherwise

@sensorsoonn6494

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/h39-ua2Gfs23XZc.html

@lilsaam

2 жыл бұрын

Leftovers? *That's* *right*

@LifeOfLiana

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/f6tqtMuPYLS8qLw.html vlog ;D

@tedddybear

2 жыл бұрын

@@lilsaam let’s ride !!

@willbyadams

2 жыл бұрын

*John Mulaney voice* "we do not want the food of yesterday! No! We want the food of today!!!"

I'm really sick of curly hair being seen as messy and unkempt

@suezuccati304

2 жыл бұрын

As a curly hair person, I agree.

@honeydrew

2 жыл бұрын

@@suezuccati304 my curl pattern is like a 3a-3c :3

@suezuccati304

2 жыл бұрын

@@honeydrew 2c here

@Scriblyn

Жыл бұрын

Same. My hair is actually all of those things but regardless

@perfectheart7010

Жыл бұрын

My hair isn't curly but I agree.

10:50 he could LITERALLY just walk ouy of the house and or ask to use the phone and call someone

I’m at a hockey game and the guy next to me shouted, “Shoot that thang!” and now I have “You better shoot that thang” going through my head over and over. Felt the need to share that.

i want to be invited to the *KurtisConnerIsOverTheMoonBecauseHe’sSoHappyThatHeMadeAGoodPoint* party

@sukaisage

2 жыл бұрын

I agree, topiccy wopiccy ;)

@thegirlfromvenuss

2 жыл бұрын

So do I OT

@hearts.and.stars17

2 жыл бұрын

OT is an average Kurtis Connor enjoyer? whoa who knew

@miovvv

2 жыл бұрын

ot watching kurtis makes so much sense

@alexwilliams1469

2 жыл бұрын

Me too !!

This is one of those movies where I think "if they were a dude they would be considered an actual psychopath" like this is a horror film played off as a cute rom com.

@carolinewheeler77

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly this is not true. 365 days is a movie like this with the genders swapped

@editoe_b

2 жыл бұрын

@@carolinewheeler77 you literally could have just said Beauty and the Beast

@anouk9613

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like it would be a good plot for a thriller, where in the first half it is played off as a rom com with a quirky girl. Then you realize that she is a psychopath and it's not cute, he is in actual danger. To use people's preconceived notions about gender and make them realize it is a strange double standard. I guess kind of similar to Gone Girl

i’ll be stock-holm for christmas

My dad used to force us to watch this every holiday seasons several times often severeal a day. He absolutely loved it and none of us understood why. So glad he's dead now.

You know what would’ve been a better movie? If the man and the woman are both complete strangers taking separate road trips to see their family/job event for Christmas. They meet at this tourist-trap town while taking the night off and go to a magic show hosted by a hotel there where a crappy magician uses these old handcuffs that won’t come off. So in order to get to their respective events on time they take a detour together on the road to find this one locksmith or key in order to get the handcuffs off and they end up bonding and falling in love during the process. Yeah Ik this sounds bad but hey; at least it’s better than one of the main characters kidnapping and holding the other main character (THE LOVE INTEREST NONETHELESS) hostage.

@katlover7

2 жыл бұрын

I like it:)

@lemmewatchmybl978

2 жыл бұрын

Fanfic material! ... 🤔😬

@treshurwilliams-carter4006

2 жыл бұрын

This is actually along the lines of what I expected this movie to be like. I prefer your version a lot more

@wavy6470

2 жыл бұрын

That's horrifying too, sorry. Being forced to go to bathroom together with a total stranger, not having any privacy etc. I would go totally crazy

@signodeinterrogacion8361

2 жыл бұрын

That’d become a certified hood classic

are we all gonna ignore how obsessed Kurtis is with smearing poop on the walls ???

@Bionicbutter43

2 жыл бұрын

Well duh he wasn't careful and smoked leaf and screamed the smoke out

@Doge-lb8dq

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@zanna7494

2 жыл бұрын

He’s really trying to scare off potential kidnappers lol

@tarekyoungapelian4542

2 жыл бұрын

It’s called a running gag. That or he’s trying to let us all know he has a massive scat fetish.

@annefrankenstein9290

2 жыл бұрын

Im far more shook at how we're all ignoring whatever the fuck is happening to sabrinas hair

I feel like Romeo and Juliet is the only story where the miscommunication makes sense because they’re like fourteen years old in the original and kids aren’t exactly known for common sense.

how the hell did she manage to successfully load a black powder pistol in a diner and not get caught?

Don’t be embarrassed, Kurtis. I have “squeet” moments all the time. Like the time I combined Gwen and Stefani into “Gwefani”.

@mills9488

2 жыл бұрын

i love that, she should definitely change her name to gwefani

@pastelk

2 жыл бұрын

everybody has a squeet moment at least once in their life

@DanasGoneCrazy

2 жыл бұрын

people call Scarlet Johanson "ScarJo" and merge celebs first and last names together all the time don't see why she cant be Gwefani :)

@baylees9800

2 жыл бұрын

Zefron…

@KaliN521

2 жыл бұрын

Im a waitress and accidentally told multiple people “your problem” when trying to say either you’re welcome or no problem…

I kinda feel bad for his girlfriend. Joining a police investigation yourself & going house to house is already too much effort to put into a man but then after all that he dumps her & gets with the bitch that kidnapped him. I’d be livid

@JackalopeBunny

2 жыл бұрын

Plus he was almost engaged to her, as it seemed she knew that he was going to ask her to marry him. It's pretty much cheating as far as I'm concerned.

@DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy

2 жыл бұрын

What I don't get is why the girlfriend and the cops or court or whatever didn't realize it was Stockholm syndrome,like,it wasn't even mentioned

@gingy3778

2 жыл бұрын

@@JackalopeBunny I mean, if it was Stockholm syndrome, idk if that should count as cheating. I feel like you’d be more worried that your boyfriends mind broke instead of being angry that he fell for his kidnapper…

@khushbudabhade2976

2 жыл бұрын

a sequel: the ex girlfriend kidnaps him. Stockholm syndrome all over again.

@14HourTechnicolorDream

2 жыл бұрын

BLADEE pfp ❤️🛡️

cant wait for the ‘holiday ham hole hahaha’ video this year 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

the thing that gets me with the Chinese takeout is that the container is just wide open while it's in the fridge

Love how Trudy’s hair just goes back to being normal at some point bc it was just ugly and they were over it

@noelle2624

2 жыл бұрын

Her sister fixed it cause she’s a hairdresser or something

@fax6821

2 жыл бұрын

Finally!! kzread.info/dash/bejne/amad1Ltpc5y4ctI.html ..

@awkwardturtle105

2 жыл бұрын

@@noelle2624 that's not possible though, because the way she did her hair was called a perm and perms fully change the hair strand. It's some big science-y thing that I don't fully want to explain but there would be absolutely no way for her to fix it that soon and so if it was messed up, it'd have to be like that for at least 4 months

@noelle2624

2 жыл бұрын

@@awkwardturtle105 no if you wash ur hair enough times you can get rid of the perm, also her sister could have just done a perm but rather than it being a curl perm it would have been a straightening one.

@awkwardturtle105

2 жыл бұрын

@@noelle2624 oh, I thought perms were permanent for a certain amount of months. Thanks for telling me

"so how do we portray a poor person?" "i don't know, steve. maybe they eat leftovers?" "that's right. I've never eaten a food from yesterday because i have personal chef so it must be a poor thing"

@thesleepydot

2 жыл бұрын

you most likely unknowingly just wrote a transcript for an exiting conversation

@impossiblehanley2732

Жыл бұрын

The worst part is that it's a christmas movie. Acting like pos-christmas eve december isn't Leftovers' Month.

@dyt2000

Жыл бұрын

If we ever have leftover food from dinner I tell my wife put it in something so I can take it to work tomorrow for lunch

@GmmBeast

Жыл бұрын

Also am I the only one who thinks like Chinese takeout is actually expensive??

@pissapocalypse

Жыл бұрын

"But they still have a big house though right?" "Obviously. And you can trust me because I'm an expert."

fun fact: some experts say that stockholm syndrome isn’t real and is more of a theory. the origins of stockholm syndrome stem from misogyny where they claimed women in a hostage situation fell in love with their captor because they hated the police officers in charge of getting them to safety. the real reason they hated the cops was because they did an awful job by making the hostage situation last 6 days and even put them in more danger. stockholm syndrome isn’t even a recognized mental illness by the DSM although it is recognized by other organizations as a symptom or condition.

@raspberrypie3826

Күн бұрын

fairly certain stockholm syndrome was named after an incident where terrorists held up a theater and kept hostages. they treated the hostages so well that at the end when they were rescued, those people did not want the government to prosecute the terrorists. also, of course it inst recognised in the DSM because its not an illness, its a manipulation tactic

This just sparked an old memory from when I was 8 I remember having a huge flu on Christmas day. My oldest sister was assigned to tend and nurse me and during that she watched this show like 2 times on repeat. I can only associate this show with a throbbing headache and stomach pain.

The term “full gooby” implies the existence of half gooby and quarter gooby, and I just want to know what amount of gooby kurtis feels on a daily basis

@gregothy9190

2 жыл бұрын

That's unless gooby is a binary value, in which case, perhaps good ol' Kurt is normally at no gooby

@moykurs

2 жыл бұрын

@@gregothy9190 goobyless, if you will

@AngieParty12380

2 жыл бұрын

@@moykurs so "full gooby" could also be expressed with goobyful, maximum goobyness, or gooby-licious.

@sillygoose420

2 жыл бұрын

my grandpa was gooby that makes me quarter gooby

@mabelpines7649

2 жыл бұрын

@@AngieParty12380 GOOBY-LICIOUS NAWW

"squeet" made me chuckle bc in high school i did tech for the addams family musical and one of the characters accidentally said "squeet" instead of square feet on stage in front of an auditorium full of people. he was 16 and he had to just keep going and say the next line while all of us nerds on headsets had to be scolded by the stage manager for laughing too much and risking fucking up the audio/light cues so thank you for that delightful memory kurtis

@drewc9488

2 жыл бұрын

G o d I miss having shit like that happen in theater. I was in the booth doing sound and since I knew the script so well, I got to laugh HARD when something like that happened

@drewc9488

2 жыл бұрын

And I’ve def missed cues bc of line flubs. I do not miss having the director’s eyes sear into my window

@_rottingfish

2 жыл бұрын

I remember going to a school play my friend was in, and at one point one kid was in a gorilla costume during a huge pool noodle fight. My friend told me that was improvised. The play was like a modern version of Romeo and Juliet where the mc and love interest star in the play, but it ends up going horribly wrong. Idk if I explained it properly.

@DoctorNemmo

Жыл бұрын

Outside of the USA no one would make that stupid mistake because we use square meters. Squeeters.

This is slightly better then a Hallmark Christmas Movie, if only because I look at these kinds of movies ironically and it's because it's not the same copy/paste plot over and over and over again.

@shanareilly6649

Жыл бұрын

I agree. For me it's A+

When I was in an abusive relationship, he was beating on me and the neighbors called the police. I thought I loved the guy and was afraid of him so I didn't wanna press charges but the prosecutor did anyway. Soooo. Yeah I'm pretty sure she'd be in prison after a month of county 😆 🤣 you're right Kurtis. She would be prosecuted anyway.

The cover of the movie looks like one of those “I don’t wanna be married” wedding cake toppers

@HobieInTheBox

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that those exist is cursed enough

Friendly reminder that if a scenario suddenly turns creepy af when the gender roles are reversed, it was already creepy af to begin with and shouldn’t have been done You know, like this entire movie

@damienearl8302

Жыл бұрын

I've found that a good tip is to make everyone a blank slate from the bottom up when coming up with a concept, then deciding what should and shouldn't be included/taken seriously from that

@pissapocalypse

Жыл бұрын

Haha, it's funny cuz men can't be victims of kidnapping or sexual assault. That could never happen /s

@victoriatropeano6625

Жыл бұрын

idk 365 days was significantly worse and everybody loved it

@Alexander59059

Жыл бұрын

@@victoriatropeano6625 I have not seen a single person say anything good about that movie What are you talking about

@shwahgamer

Жыл бұрын

If you take out the corny Hallmark jokes, and turn the lighting down a bit, then you've instantly got a Lifetime drama. You don't even have to change the plot!

Cops are like that. One time I was being interrogated by the police at a hotel and one found this empty baggie (illegally) that used to have weed in it. And they were mad they weren't intimidating me. So they said I was under arrest of obstruction of justice and drug possession. Lmaoooo. I told them I wasn't going anywhere, because they were full of it, I was super hung over (it was Jan 1 in the am), and in pjs. The cop said he'd drag me by the hair and throw me in his cruiser if I didn't get up. I told him to go ahead and drag a 19 year old girl with no criminal record by the hair through the snow. After illegally searching her bag to find crumbs that wouldn't show up on a triple digit scale. In a hotel room under her name, not the guy they were after, and they pushed their way into the room. I would be happy to get him fired and possibly charged with assault. Harassment. Was I arrested? Lmfaoooooo nope! The one told me to sit down and not to move because he had a call and he'd be back. I followed the two of them down the hallway lol. I didn't have to do anything they said. It was just intimidation tactics. So, cops showing up to threaten someone with some bullshit charge to try to make them talk? Daily occurrence lol. That's how they roll. You need to know the law and your rights to protect yourself.

The Chekhov joke was so underappreciated in its brilliance

Love how Kurtis keeps referring to kidnapping as "stealing a person"

@heathenised

2 жыл бұрын

i mean....... that's kinda what it is 😔

@pastelk

2 жыл бұрын

He's not wrong lol

imagine expecting to meet your boyfriend at a diner and he doesn’t show up and he’s missing for a few days before calling you to tell you he’s been kidnapped so you call the police and save him from the woman who kidnapped him only for him to dump you before you get married to be with the woman who kidnapped him justice for david’s girlfriend

@caryn7154

2 жыл бұрын

what in the wattpad-

@aliyasexception

2 жыл бұрын

@@caryn7154 it would definitely be a one direction wattpad fic and it would definitely be called stockholm syndrome

@p0cket4rt

2 жыл бұрын

BULLSHIT

@velocijaster2102

2 жыл бұрын

In the movie his girlfriend was awful to him, the staff, her family. The theme of the movie is everyone is doing what's expected of them instead of what they want. The girlfriend wants the money and power of marrying him. He thinks he has to marry a high society broad because he came from nothing and he thinks that's what he's supposed to want. All of the kids think they have to hide what they want to do so it looks like they are doing what's expected by the parents. Even the parents are only doing Christmas in a cabin because they feel they're expected to make Christmas special and big every year.

@mastermarkus5307

2 жыл бұрын

The girlfriend immediately gets more sympathy points from me because she's played by Gabrielle Miller who was Lacey in Corner Gas and Melissa Joan Hart was in that terrible Evangelical Conservative movie "God's Not Dead 2".

The guy on the poster looked like Danny Gonzalez for a second 😂 I honestly would totally watch a cheesy stockholm comedy starring Danny Gonzalez 🤣

at 4:12 it took me a second to realize he was asking for a table for two, i thought he was just doing a peace sign lmao

With the perm, she literally could have wet her hair down and it would have gone away. We've all seen Legally Blonde right!?

@artiseen

2 жыл бұрын

Yupp

@susioeandno1else

Жыл бұрын

Trudy hasn't...

@ttthecat

Жыл бұрын

@Manuela Montuori #facts

@kaylynvandermerwe

Жыл бұрын

legally blonde is actually the only reason i knew that fact thank you

@ninar9664

Жыл бұрын

Trudy clearly hasn’t seen legally blonde because she would know that if she did. Fun fact: that’s how they knew she committed the crime

Bro, as someone who developed PTSD and actual Stockholm Syndrome from being trapped in an abuse situation, your analysis of this movie is super valid. An abusive person/captor will do Anything to keep you there and you start to realize that the best thing you can do is just try to cooperate so they don't hurt you and keep your head down. Then over time, you really start to sympathize with them and make excuses for them ("they've just been through a lot", "I stress them out", etc). I rebelled as much as I could but eventually, I had to choose between that and surviving. I kind of can't believe this movie was actually made and no one saw a problem with it like,, Wtf 😬

@bibibobi

2 жыл бұрын

hope you are safe now

@digitalharmony26

2 жыл бұрын

Really hoping you’re doing better now. It’s a hard thing to live through but things eventually get easier and I wish you a wonderful and safe new year.

@heg203

2 жыл бұрын

I’ve been through something similar, so I totally understand you and agree. Hope you’re doing better now. Xx

@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack

2 жыл бұрын

Glad ur safe now, I really like how kirtis analyses things like this (not limited to falling out youtubers who have really crappy and rape-y behaviour) it makes me feel safe as someone who suffered with the same things (excluding the Stockholm) but yeah, I definitely see how he’s sort of a scourge of comfort almost.

@MelissaLawrence2002

2 жыл бұрын

I was in many abusive relationships over the years (thankfully I'm engaged to someone who isn't even a tiny bit abusive), and I second this. It was so hard to unlearn this. I still struggle to feel safe just because I'm waiting for my current partner to snap and be just like them. I'll start apologizing profusely for the tiniest things, I'm expecting him to punish me, and he's never ever let me leave the conversation without helping me know that he won't punish me and that everything's ok. I've been out of those terrible relationships for about 5ish years now, and I still am healing from them. They are so damaging to go through. You feel as though you deserve everything horrible they do to you. You act out, realizing they are abusive eventually, and you still feel stuck. They convince you they are the only person who will ever "love" you.

I get the feeling that if this movie was directed and edited as a horror movie or a psychological thriller it might have actually been half way decent, imagine if it was edited in an american psycho kinda way, or silence of the lambs, or even a criminal minds episode with a faded grim dark blue colour palette and the whole town seeming criminally insane and in on the kidnapping like the texas chainsaw massacre family, it would be a story showcasing the terrifying events of an already broken individual that gets kidnapped and resists at first but ends up developing stockholm syndrome and accepting his fate, just imagining it makes me wanna throw up

@natalie_the_ratalie

9 ай бұрын

the entire family have “dates” that were just people they kidnapped

@lefteris426

9 ай бұрын

@@natalie_the_ratalie pretty much yeah... The manson family but it's in a rom com

15:06 my gf was forced to go to church for two hours once and left her phone at home and I panicked bc someone told me she was missing-

Can’t wait for next year’s hot new holiday hit: a very munchausen syndrome christmas

@yeetmcgeeting

2 жыл бұрын

@K I A N A 🔞⤵️ be gone bot!

@recitationtohear

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZKetk6Wug92pf7w.html Finally.

@ari1758

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂😂 I love this comment

@sofiesommer976

2 жыл бұрын

Obviously, it will be called "Merry Munchausen!"

@juliettedemaso7588

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes. It’ll be like old times for me and the pills my mom gave me. 🧑‍🎄 💊 🎁 😏

Im so confused about why he would dump his girlfriend for his kidnapper. Like she's probably capable of other things like murder and has done it before. That would be a terrifying person to be with

@nomoretwitterhandles

2 жыл бұрын

Trauma affects people differently. There have been cases where women who were r*ped would go back to their r*pists to be with them. Trauma doesn't always make sense.

@twnikto

2 жыл бұрын

that is literally what stockholm syndrome is.

@tiffanykim2773

2 жыл бұрын

I think ........maybe because it's a movie and was thus in the script 🤷🏽‍♀️

@ana7icia

2 жыл бұрын

@@nomoretwitterhandles yeah definitely this, i can relate to it as well. and while that super plausibly was the character’s ordeal, the writing is just too nondescript and shallow to make a point with it. it’s less like that concept and more like “it’s a funny twisted fairytale ending!” which kinda irritates me bc then for real survivors it makes it seem like we’re just dumb and we willingly walk into danger (ofc sometimes people do but like ykk) oookk i lost my train of thought just wanted to build on your comment bc you made a great point lol

@blueismylove3128

2 жыл бұрын

I hate how the writers did this. Also why aren't more people talking about this? His dumped his girlfriend, the one who sent the police looking for him after he was kidnapped for the woman who kidnapped him, because they had a little bonding moment? What?

As someone who is in film school, I can confirm "you shoot that thang" is in fact the quote

Kurtis must be from America, considering that "school" wasn't on the list of 'Worst Places to Have a Gun Out in the Open'

@tontheskeleton11

Жыл бұрын

he is canadian

@maxdave2005

Жыл бұрын

He's from Canada

@RebaMcImTired

Жыл бұрын

Don’t you mean must NOT be from America?