Kurtis Conner more like Kurtis Conner

@nh-pb4mq

3 жыл бұрын

daaaang sick burn bro, kurtis should be embarrassed

@isnortalmondmilk2478

3 жыл бұрын

damn that's d e e p

@hi-uv5mp

3 жыл бұрын

Roasted 😳

@user-gq1kr4wl5w

3 жыл бұрын

pfff ☠️

@infinity8365

3 жыл бұрын

kurtis conner? i hardly know her

"Turns out KZread is pretty damn easy when you have zero integrity" is the quote of the century

@rachmatabbid5936

3 жыл бұрын

Sick bars dude

@abdelwahabnassim6281

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZX-ey4-DXZC8gso.html

@kms1011

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly everything's pretty damn easy when you have zero integrity

@bibliobibuli_

Ай бұрын

26:27 if anyones wondering

Regular people: "surface level" Kurtis: "surf this leather"

@nastyvibess

3 жыл бұрын

I

@coco-pd3js

3 жыл бұрын

@@nastyvibess i

@anyaphull1440

3 жыл бұрын

i

@evelyngregg4666

3 жыл бұрын

I

@sophballet378

3 жыл бұрын

I

I love how in their 9 part series about their break-up, they have titles as dramatic as "Did we cheat on each other?" Yet the most viewed video is literally about who is keeping the dog💀

@zeppelinzeppelini

Жыл бұрын

priorities tbh

@crowmossraven

Жыл бұрын

i mean... who IS keeping the dog?

@lavaniyatirgar

Жыл бұрын

@@crowmossraven no exactly, no way am i ever giving him his fame views but i hope it's the gf😭

@DarleneLesmana

Жыл бұрын

we're all still hurt by marthagate

@dogouchu4356

Жыл бұрын

We must care for the doggis

When Kurtis says fishy fishy fish, you KNOW he’s gonna make it stinky.

@Zaido4211

7 ай бұрын

I wish that was a recurring joke on this channel, I postponed watching Goat Story for so long before I finally watched it

@MariaKiran1

4 ай бұрын

😂

@theyluv_elizalol

2 ай бұрын

that’s so good i love the call back 😭

@ElonMusketeer4

2 ай бұрын

@@spectrophobic I thought of this myself, I haven’t looked through any comments when I made this one

@PattiMoniz

Ай бұрын

@@Zaido4211 Goat story was so scary

"i wasn't attracted to the actor, but the character" I FELT THIS ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL

@pauvretori

3 жыл бұрын

alex jones? is that really u?

@trashgremlinuwu3171

3 жыл бұрын

Alex Jones? Is that really u?

@angel-gu8co

3 жыл бұрын

ALEX JONES? is that really you?

@Evanz111

3 жыл бұрын

Alex Jones? Is that really thou?

@whywouldyousaythat2648

3 жыл бұрын

xela ojsen? si hatt lyrale oyu?

"I'm making my own KZread channel." "It's gonna fail, but the only reason it's not gonna fail is because I'm helping her." Gee, I wonder why they broke up.

@tadstrange1465

3 жыл бұрын

@yuwen Yes. Why do people always ask me this

@jess8207

3 жыл бұрын

@yuwen I was confused at first but I caught on

@Percy.404

3 жыл бұрын

Hey hey Tad strange, quick question your opinion on bread?

@bread8095

3 жыл бұрын

They broke up because Kurtis stole all the respect women juice.

@tadstrange1465

3 жыл бұрын

@@Percy.404 I love it

when there's colleen in a video before 2023 you KNOW it's before the toxic gossip train

@TheeEnglishKnight

10 ай бұрын

LMAO, i was thinking the exact same thing

@ElBella-ux6vu

10 ай бұрын

@@TheeEnglishKnightFR

@Novacaine-p

10 ай бұрын

MY MIND WENT IMMEDIATEKY THERE OMFG😋

@heywhatsup3032

9 ай бұрын

DESERVES MORE LIKES

@bekkes7923

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, because her face flashed across my screen and I stopped what I was doing to check the upload date of this video lmaooo

Quick shoutout to Kurtis' mother for telling the scammer agents to kick rocks.

@BarackLesnar

3 ай бұрын

Pro mom move

"I even made my girlfriend and my dog famous" I love how he says that like there's no difference between them

@lollabunyxxx

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, the dog must be like: "the level of disrespect!"

@anismaza6582

3 жыл бұрын

@@taratih i wanna hear it

@RipperShoot

3 жыл бұрын

same person

@brittneywalters6656

3 жыл бұрын

He's obviously an abusive narcissist. And by the way she reacts, you can tell she's used to it. It's honestly so sad. Im happy they broke up. I hope she finds happiness somewhere else.

@excuseu2563

3 жыл бұрын

@@brittneywalters6656 I don’t know if it’s that serious, yea he’s obviously arrogant but Idk if it’s arrogant enough to be abusive

when kurtis says “fishy fishy fish,” you just knooow he’s makin’ it stinky.

@sashiloo

3 жыл бұрын

This might be my favourite comment of all time

@strangextown

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment, I'm crying NXKDKFKFKFKF

@wowazowgirl

3 жыл бұрын

HELP LMFAO 😭😭

@Noone-xd8mp

3 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀💀

@adcmmv

3 жыл бұрын

yooo facts‼💯🔥🔥😂😂😂

this video is how i realized me and my mom were the victims of the same agent scam, but instead of mom knowing that it was fake, we were just too poor to send them the money😭 i spent years thinking our poverty was the reason i couldn’t be a tv star LMFAOO

@nastassjaminson5040

4 ай бұрын

same lmfao

@nobodynoghost

2 ай бұрын

nooo same here, i even remember the line read i did: “Twix! The chocolate-covered-caramel-cookie bar with a GREAT crunch. Two for me, and none for you!” They even had my dumbass 11yo self do the line a bunch of times 💀

@nastassjaminson5040

2 ай бұрын

@@nobodynoghost don't be mean to you 😭you were literally a child and they were taking advantage of that

@hnichole

14 күн бұрын

Literally same! But for us it was being approached in like the craft aisle of Walmart while my sister and I were shopping for Valentine's stuff, and the "agent" told us we could be models lmao. And iirc it was during the recession, too (circa 2008 in the US) so we REALLY were too poor for that. 😭 Spent a couple years after though thinking that my sister and I could have been the next Hadid sisters if we just had money lmfaooo.

When Kurtis is wearing clothes, you KNOW he’s not naked

@MicahLWade

7 ай бұрын

I feel bad for his underwear that has to stare at his crotch and booty hole all day

@Ringothetankengine-qy1vl

6 ай бұрын

Eh, I’m not sure about that.

@Emmaem111

Ай бұрын

This is just what we gotta say to him everytime we see him since he’s our emperor, “Hey, Mayor! Lookin good in those new clothes those two swindl-I mean weavers made for you! Very much _not_ naked!” And he believes it every time, but we know the truth

When Kurtis is breathing, you KNOW his red blood cells are exchanging carbon dioxide for oxygen

@fearoftoasters101imstillaf7

3 жыл бұрын

just got a whole science lesson their :)

@cherryultra

3 жыл бұрын

This is it. This is the best comment ever.

@larabulek1344

3 жыл бұрын

Best comment

@MainStar10

3 жыл бұрын

@@fearoftoasters101imstillaf7 Do you want a grammar lesson as well? It’s “there” not “their” 😅

@fearoftoasters101imstillaf7

3 жыл бұрын

@@MainStar10 Damn....guess I do. Well....y'know THEIR is one nice roast😂

And the way Nate said he got his girlfriend and his dog famous as if his girlfriend was on the same level as his dog and couldn't do anything for herself

@bellaem8357

3 жыл бұрын

your SO right

@bazooka420

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, he‘s just a genuine ass

@pracheebhardwaj2790

3 жыл бұрын

i think i like the dog better-

@artdeco777

3 жыл бұрын

@@bazooka420 Genius 🍑

Lmao I love that Kurtis actually calculated the Nate to his girlfriend talking ratio.

seeing colleen ballinger in this video in 2023 was a jumpscare

@eyebags0

2 ай бұрын

I KNOWW LMAO

its the fact that he is promoting his program while his ex-girlfriend has eyeliner and mascara streaming down her cheeks for me.

@handfulmousefly

3 жыл бұрын

I hope to god she finds someone better and leaves him in the dust

@MochaHammy

3 жыл бұрын

Y’all need Jesus... 💆🏻‍♀️ By yall, I mean Nate

@luna.s9138

3 жыл бұрын

@Sameen Mannal its kinda like a slang, try googling it. its not that hard haha

@imperialguard451

3 жыл бұрын

remember when that one dude pretended his girlfriend was dead so he could promote his other channel

@artemis6828

3 жыл бұрын

@@luna.s9138 you didn’t have to be rude abt it 🤭

"hey maxi pads! hope you're having a bloody good time~"

@mayapitts3572

3 жыл бұрын

this comment should have gotten more hype...

@wuestion9473

3 жыл бұрын

@@mayapitts3572 There’s still time...

@Michelle-sn8nv

3 жыл бұрын

Under hyped comment.

@fairy5189

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@stormclouds2239

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

the way kurtis just casually dropped 5 grand to make a point is just so everything to me

I love how he says that it isn't a challenge going viral anymore since he does it "every video" yet I've literally never heard of him before lol

the “all of my influencer friends are gonna be so mad” bit gave me massive DERMATOLOGISTS HATE HER vibes from those annoying pop ads

@kurbi7262

3 жыл бұрын

YES thats the first thing that came to my mind lmao

@user-ym5uu7fr9e

3 жыл бұрын

influencer friends HATE HIM

@zaynyouareAbabe

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha that's exactly what I thought 😂😂

@stag5783

3 жыл бұрын

9 out of 10 Influencers will be so mad

@adelinatimercan5183

3 жыл бұрын

@@stag5783 So you're an influencer?

The fact that Karissa just kinda sat there and let him talk over her, interrupt her, and blatantly cut her off tells me he does that _a lot_ and she’s used to it :/

@wish4somefish

3 жыл бұрын

good thing they broke up. now the queen can thrive

@sydnerxx

3 жыл бұрын

I imagine anytime she complained.about that he shut her down and she apologized for saying anything. Guys like this are trash

@gracieswebcam476

3 жыл бұрын

I mean I'm pretty sure he isn't like that he's not a piece of trash

@shrxvxni07

3 жыл бұрын

And thats on toxic relationships 😌✨

@Stephanie-dx7kk

3 жыл бұрын

@@gracieswebcam476 girl are we watching the same video

the fact that nate made 9 separate videos about their breakup to farm 5.6 million views combined but kurtis made ONE video about nate and it got 9.3 million views is crazy to me 😭

When Kurtis unprivates a video, you KNOW he just uploaded

Why does Nate look like a randomly generated sim when you have a bunch of CC installed...

@mars6855

3 жыл бұрын

AAAAA WHY IS THIS ACCURATE

@2mccoylil1s

3 жыл бұрын

He does

@peytonshuffield9524

3 жыл бұрын

Truuuu

@madameproblemes6548

3 жыл бұрын

The truth of the day 😅

@edendennis2764

3 жыл бұрын

YES

Why does Nate’s hair look like it is attached his hat and not his head

@omnical6135

3 жыл бұрын

his whole face looks wrong, he looks like a raisin that still has liquid in it, but it's still all wrinkly and dry like a raisin

@wakandangay3883

3 жыл бұрын

his face looks like a tiktok filter lol

@Supiel

3 жыл бұрын

He looks like if handsome squidward and Ken from barbie were mashed together and put into the sims world

@kenzieplantlady

3 жыл бұрын

WAIT WHY DID I NOT NOTICE THAT BEFORE

@dilucmain9130

3 жыл бұрын

@@Supiel this has no business being so funny

the amount of work Kurtis put into this video is tremendous

the miranda sings at the beginning did not age well

@ElBella-ux6vu

10 ай бұрын

frr

"I got my girlfriend famous" That's profoundly narcissistic, I'm sure she put in a lot of genuine effort of her own, like it's her personality too lmfao

@sleepybean420

3 жыл бұрын

You’re right, he is definitely a narcissist

@phia._.

3 жыл бұрын

Puka man

@yallwish893

3 жыл бұрын

@@sleepybean420 so rude to say all of that about kurtis🤬

@bahf148

3 жыл бұрын

I found her page we should follow her and hurt his narcissistic ego. Poor girl. kzread.info

@bubzbubz7727

3 жыл бұрын

@@yallwish893 I can't tell if u joking or not rn but she's referring to Nate

"Influencer" is such a cringe word because they're not influencing anyone over 10 years old.

@-desertpackrat

3 жыл бұрын

It's also scary, because people under 10 are the most easily influenced AND that influence will follow them their entire lives, what we teach kids shapes who they become, that's terrifying when kids are only watching videos of pranks and abuse and nothing real and no good lessons. Adults can't be influenced so much because we already were shaped when we were 10 and know who we are and reject what we know is wrong, we have the wherwithal to say "this guy is dumb and I won't be like him", but kids just see it and go "cool I wanna do that" and then by the time they're 14 they won't learn a new thing because they were influenced at 10 to be a little asshole.

@naomiea.naomie6665

3 жыл бұрын

i mean they are the most easy to influence so...

@MistaUnicorn

3 жыл бұрын

@@-desertpackrat I agree with everything you’re saying but also thank you for introducing me to the world wherewithal.. can add that to the list of words I can say to sound smart!!

@goodvibes8923

3 жыл бұрын

@@-desertpackrat that is true, but also think about all the asshole main characters there were in shows made in the 90s and 00s. We couldn't separate what was real life and what was just people and animated characters being stupid. But as we got older, and looked back on the shows, we realized how fake and annoying they were. A lot of kids are going to be little shits regardless of what they're watching. Anither thing to realize is that burnout and failed youtubers and influencers are going to replace burnout and failed bands, because everyone who wanted to be cool in the 90s and 00s wanted to have a band, and it's the same now with youtubers/influencers. Some are going to make it, but most won't have the charisma and talent to actually do that.

@sorangelmunoz225

3 жыл бұрын

aaand they don’t ever know what they’re talking about for stuff like diet, skincare, etc O.o

rewatching this video in the current climate makes the colleen ballinger clip so funny

When Kurtis has a mullet, you knoooow his neck is warm.

@shnoopypoopy1364

3 жыл бұрын

I have a mullet and my neck isnt warm this is unfair :(

@LindsayRaeToro

3 жыл бұрын

neck? warm sore? cold kurtis? conner

@HiVer94

3 жыл бұрын

when kurtis has a mullet, his neck is warm. the east knows this.

@lttlespacey

3 жыл бұрын

@@LindsayRaeToro hotel? trivago

@lazilylapis676

3 жыл бұрын

@@shnoopypoopy1364 same boat :'C hair's too thin

when Kurtis closes his eyes then immediately opens them you know he's blinking

@Llamallama7282

3 жыл бұрын

I hate it when kurtis blinks 🤧 it’s so sad it makes me cry 😭 just why does he have to blink like that, it’s so mean and sad 😭

@donaldducksazzcheeks

3 жыл бұрын

@lindsay carrillo when Curtis opens his mouth and words come out you knooow hes talking😭

@spaciousdoubledawg

3 жыл бұрын

When kurtis inhales, you know he’s breathing.

@c4tl0verr50

3 жыл бұрын

@@donaldducksazzcheeks when kurtis breathes you knoooooow he’s breathing

@justine-3432

3 жыл бұрын

no wayyy, you lyin man

8:03 Please someone just tell him to button his shirt

At 25:14 Kurtis waves his hands and his hands are tUCKED INTO HIS HOODIE SLEEVES AND I JUST DIED A LITTLE I LOVE THAT SO MUCH

If Kurtis says 'surface leather', you knooooow he's illiterate.

@Ines-uk3hi

3 жыл бұрын

off topic but i like ur shoto pfp lmao

@thenorthwillow1536

3 жыл бұрын

Shoto never looked so happy 🤣

@user-li1cx3ph2v

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ines-uk3hi Pfp* pp makes it seem like peepee lol-

@yurimessiah

3 жыл бұрын

@Inès *_SHOTO PP_* LMAO-

@dylanmckenzie7840

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-li1cx3ph2v they meant what they said 🥴

When someone refers to you in the same way they refer to their dog, you KNOW they're misogynistic.

@x_halla_x5780

3 жыл бұрын

good girl?

@anag.9591

3 жыл бұрын

@@x_halla_x5780 he was like "I made my girlfriend and dog famous" as if she wasn't her own person who could provide content that people liked.

@nwut

3 жыл бұрын

What about guys? lol dont think like that but on this case, you are right

@anag.9591

3 жыл бұрын

@@nwut thats true haha as a general rule don't talk to someone the same way as a dog, I just meant in this particular scenario that's what it felt like he was being misogynistic.

@Amira-nl2gr

3 жыл бұрын

This is not really related, but your comment made me laugh bc my dad gave his dog the same nickname he gave me, so whenever he calls her, I turn around too xD

My biggest flex is that I was a FNAF kid instead of a KZread couples kid💀

@strawberri__kid

11 ай бұрын

yooo same

@katharineball585

4 ай бұрын

Same

@caIyps0

4 ай бұрын

hell yeah you're my people

@muffinator1239

3 ай бұрын

Me too

@Cowboy_Frog

2 ай бұрын

My biggest flex is that I was neither.

00:46 BIG YIKES!!!

@idontreadorreply

8 ай бұрын

Thought the exact thing!

@Gatorboy5678

6 ай бұрын

ThE tOxIc GoSsIp TrAiN

no one gonna talk about how he not only called his *ex* girlfriend his current girlfriend (a big ol red flag there) but also claimed he “made” her famous? cuz she wouldn’t be *shit* without his genius tips and tricks. if this video proved one thing, it’s that you should never trust a man in a snap back.

@ratedpending

3 жыл бұрын

THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE red hats are ruined for me

@TheManonCanon

3 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure he NEEDED KARISSA FOR VIEWS. The irony

@Cove_Blue

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah dude screams toxic

@intellibi4254

3 жыл бұрын

@@mentallyunstable1926 noooooooooooo

@micnik3573

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cove_Blue Yup

"If one of my Ex Girlfriends...." Jesus Kurtis, didn't have to flex on us that hard

@Kalutzo

3 жыл бұрын

The egoistic plural

@kianaamarnani3

3 жыл бұрын

OOOF

the amount of work that went into this video is astounding, props to Kurtis for doing all that for 12 views on the video

It’s such a beautiful day. It’s the second time my dog has watched one of your videos. He got his first extra greeting! He is very excited

When Kurtis blinks, you knooooooow his eyes won't get dry.

@bea8727

3 жыл бұрын

so true leshawna

@SidusAstrum

3 жыл бұрын

Leshawna spitting fax

@japanesedinner0

3 жыл бұрын

Leshawna

@resdientevil

3 жыл бұрын

you spitting straight facts leshawna

@kksoffyy

3 жыл бұрын

best one yet 🤣

Finding Nemo came out 5 years before taken. Taken is human Finding Nemo.

@kurtisconner

3 жыл бұрын

I guess it’s a chicken and the egg type thing 😅

@erikboydston4476

3 жыл бұрын

@@kurtisconner they were just feeding off of each other

@vodka2.045

3 жыл бұрын

@@kurtisconner Kurtis sackballs

@michaelhaggart9858

3 жыл бұрын

@@kurtisconner if you don’t respond I’m gonna beat you in fortnite

@devinvarnell92

3 жыл бұрын

Only 5 years? Jesus...

No no no Kurtis, the REAL problem was that you uploaded it at midnight. You should've set it to go public at noon, since that's when the most people on their lunch break at work or school, and would look at their computer or phone and see the video. /hj

@eemansuhail

Жыл бұрын

​@@Make_AWishhalf joking

@alexanderk.6869

Жыл бұрын

​@@eemansuhail thank you I read it as handjob 🙏

wow those are some famous secrets

Wild that this guy would claim that he can teach you the secrets of fame... But I've literally never seen or heard of him outside of Kurtis videos

@racheljensen5933

3 жыл бұрын

Not to mention kurtis has almost double the views as him lol

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

3 жыл бұрын

No but actually. I’m sitting here like “fucking WHO is this???”

@DrDolan2000

3 жыл бұрын

I'm just finding out about Nate through this video. I'm glad he's not famous

@alexiso.k.9119

3 жыл бұрын

forgot abt him after vine lmfao

@ThisBraveHeart

3 жыл бұрын

RIGHT!

When Kurtis Conner puts one foot in front of the other to propel himself in a particular direction, you KNOW he's walking.

@ratherhavecake5467

3 жыл бұрын

R. U. N.

@sexyrat8693

3 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHADFDHDFSTBZ

@sdadmwk

3 жыл бұрын

this made me laugh

was super awesome of you to shout out Michaels channel for helping out with the video.. I know its morally the right thing to do but so often people just leave that part out entirely.

When Kurtis makes a video, you KNOW he’s making a video

"Influencers gonna be mad at me" has the same vibe as "doctors hate him" pop up adds

@queenqueef3803

3 жыл бұрын

it really does though lmao

@aspenisthebest

3 жыл бұрын

Omg my whole childhood was filled with seeing those adds on random magazine sites and I rememeber asking my mom why doctors hate people 😂

When Kurtis drinks water, you just *KNOW* he’s gonna get hydrated

@Vampire_Nightshade

3 жыл бұрын

That's sooo Kurtis haha

@ilypook

3 жыл бұрын

😭

@glogirlmari

3 жыл бұрын

facts‼️

@theguywhoasked2016

3 жыл бұрын

@lee mabel LMFAOOOO deadass 💀💀💀💀

@Kraye-ne2uj

3 жыл бұрын

LITERALLY

Your ACTUAL growth tips at the end were FACTZ. Kurtis; getting caught up in numbers/the lack of numbers is so discouraging and destructive, I know that as a creator myself! But when it comes down to it, if you REALLY LOVE what you are making, and having fun whilst doing so, you’ll eventually find your crowd and you WILL “get somewhere”! Performing and creating has been my life long passion, so having my own channel is like making my own little films and getting to star in them at the same time. -I can’t imagine how exhausting content creation would be if my end goal were to just be “get rich and drive a bright orange car that looks like some giant stepped on it it’s that flat…” 😂

Okay Nate is so TOXIC. The fact that he thinks the only way she’ll succeed is if it’s because of him or through him. It’s manipulative and so degrading. He’s the type of guy that probably gaslighted her on the daily. I’m so glad she’s not with him anymore because she is such a sweet soul.

@MEDSZ13.08

3 жыл бұрын

She’s been going for only like 2 monthes and already has 25k so she’s doing pretty well

@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access

3 жыл бұрын

It’s also hilarious cos like WHOS MANS IS THIS???? Like he’s irrelevant to anyone over the age of 13.

@sifatdeepkaur3368

3 жыл бұрын

I mean no wonder why they broke up Bcs he was manipulative

@zaria_time1

3 жыл бұрын

And he renamed their channel to ‘Nate Garner’ I’m disappointed 😞

@MEDSZ13.08

3 жыл бұрын

@@zaria_time1 I mean they broke up and said they were gonna separate the channels so it makes sense

I am a big fan of the “peer pressuring crappy creators to donate their earnings to charity” move. More of that please. 🙌🏻

@itzbreanna1153

3 жыл бұрын

@Joshua EdwinRoehl my

@bearplaysstuff580

3 жыл бұрын

@Joshua EdwinRoehl Btw for everyone its a link to a song. It's... It's honestly so bad. How'd he manage to miss every note? It's astounding.

@Snail.Slurpee

2 жыл бұрын

@@bearplaysstuff580 oh I gotta see this

@hexhollows

2 жыл бұрын

@@bearplaysstuff580 I'M ACTUALLY CRYING IT'S SO BAD :skull:

@adxre0

2 жыл бұрын

@@hexhollows skull? 💀

The Miranda sings clip aged in a really funny way

Cara você se esforça de verdade pra fazer seus videos, tipo, você literalmente criou OUTRO VIDEO só para provar o seu ponto, sem falar do tempo que você tira pra fazer suas edições. De verdade, o carinho que se coloca nos vídeos é impressionante

@milkshakedemanga8653

Жыл бұрын

Outro Fã BR do Kurtis AEEEEE

@amelly1410

Жыл бұрын

eu simplesmente amo assistir cada vídeo dele porque ele simplesmente se esforça tanto 😭

“All of my influencer friends are gonna be SO mad at me!” Has the same energy as “She’s 50 but looks 25! Dermatologists HATE HER!”

@peachdusted1580

3 жыл бұрын

Right? LMFAO

@janelleaf792

3 жыл бұрын

@Chicken Permission how do you have 76 subscribers with no videos

@goatbeef

3 жыл бұрын

@@janelleaf792 C H I C K E N P E R M I S S I O N

@dianaj8153

3 жыл бұрын

OMG yes

@kavaler1471

3 жыл бұрын

@@janelleaf792 how do I have 619 subs without any videos

when Kurtis opens his mouth and words come out- you just KNOW he's talking

@realpatrickstarboy7452

3 жыл бұрын

Nah I can't tell

@ojjazz7498

3 жыл бұрын

Really? I can't

@avabean186

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😭😭😭Thats so deep

@blew1t

3 жыл бұрын

imagine stealing a comment and then getting 8 times the likes 😹

@ashwinnaidoo796

3 жыл бұрын

EREH

when Kurtis uploads a 35:51 long video, you KNOW it's going to be slightly over half an hour!

i will be forever grateful for the introduction to maxine🙌🏻🙌🏻my queen

I feel like Nate is absolutely without a doubt a toxic boyfriend

@AJayaa

3 жыл бұрын

yes!

@florette95

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely. I hope she got faaar away from him.

@elisabethgrace117

3 жыл бұрын

Constantly cutting her off and not letting her express her emotions. Tearing her down...”you’re only famous because of me” I can just see it. Grosssss 🤢🤢🤢

@zagubionemysli

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, the moment she was expressing her emotions and being like "it was so beautiful..." and he doesn't give a fuck and says "next question" and she just accepts it - it makes my heart bleed. He is a typical narcissistic sad fuck.

@werm3169

3 жыл бұрын

*toxic person 😬

kurtis it's the only white man with a mullet that I trust

@whytho8856

3 жыл бұрын

i felt this on a spiritual level

@shambamz7476

3 жыл бұрын

kurtis is the only white man

@whytho8856

3 жыл бұрын

@@shambamz7476 yes

@whytho8856

3 жыл бұрын

@@xanderguyer7512 hm i've only watched a couple of his vids but yes you're right he gets mullet rights too

@eye7255

3 жыл бұрын

@@xanderguyer7512 what?

It is so funny to imagine that the agent that called was a real agent and kurtis turned down the greatest opportunity of his life

@ImaErick

2 жыл бұрын

lol

I smoked a joint and watched this and I hated looking at Nate’s face bc for some reason it looks like the symmetry tool was used but it’s not aligned correctly so it looks correct but constantly blurred in the middle and scary when he talked. Then if you pause it do you can see what his face is like, you have to stare at it but oops you’ve stared too long and now his face is slowly becoming one of those realistic Flapjack stills and it’s just bad seeing his face at all

@inimmz

9 ай бұрын

this was insanely funny to me wtf

I like that danny went insane trying to make himself someone else while Kurtis just asked someone else to do it

@whytho8856

3 жыл бұрын

it really shows the different types of chaos they posess

@Me-zt1gk

3 жыл бұрын

I bet drew would just draw a picture of someone else and have them make a video if he ever wanted to disguise himself

@ivy2828

3 жыл бұрын

@@Me-zt1gk wait i dont get it why do some ppl call him danny or drew?

@Me-zt1gk

3 жыл бұрын

@@ivy2828 Oh I’m not joking here I’m talking about the actual drew 😭 but we call them each other’s names because they all look alike

@ivy2828

3 жыл бұрын

@@Me-zt1gk okay so i thought ppl were calling danny drew but i think drew is a third person..oh god im slow

Nate: “I go viral every video-“ Me: *hasn’t heard of him at any time in my life*

@momakesvids5704

3 жыл бұрын

lucky 😞

@greysonholtz

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I was ur 99th likee

@amazinglyamara7850

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve literally only watched like one or two of their vids Nd only cuz Karissa💯

@aminaelkateb1147

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@makaylafontijn1712

3 жыл бұрын

Literally

00:46 well that did not age well lol

When Kurtis opens his mouth and vocal sound come out in the form of phrases, YOU *KNOW* he's talking.

When Kurtis doesn’t have a pulse, you know he’s dead.

@FudgeEater

3 жыл бұрын

You just know yk? 😃

@jomibo21

3 жыл бұрын

Haha that’s so Kurtis

@hmmm_welll889

3 жыл бұрын

YOOO so true 😎😂 that's such a Kurtis move

@kuyenalcantara8341

3 жыл бұрын

when kurtis is vomiting and looks really sick you KNOW he's sick like it's the genuine sickness that gets me /s

@kingofyogurt3850

3 жыл бұрын

When kurtis walks you know he's moving

This "Nate" character looks like what happens when u hit the randomize button in the Sims and all ur custom content mashes up together in one mess

@millemalund3627

3 жыл бұрын

yesss haha

@annaturquoise7114

3 жыл бұрын

999 likes oooooooop

@ralkimestroest1965

3 жыл бұрын

Ohh, I felt that

@njtherulaa

3 жыл бұрын

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00% true

@Lucifersfursona

3 жыл бұрын

*oh my g o d*

when Kurtis says "surface leather" in 2020, you just knooooow it's gonna be a reoccurring joke in KurtisTown

0:45-0:49 did not age well

Imagine Kurtis got on Zoey101 as like a reoccurring background character only for his crush to leave immediately after

@aarontheperson6867

3 жыл бұрын

holy shit id love that

@purplemusiclover1597

3 жыл бұрын

I wasn’t allowed to watch Zoey 101 as a kid (i kinda always wanted to so if you know how I can watch pls tell me) so idk much about it but I feel like Kurtis fits the Zoey 101 aesthetic.

@cait9204

3 жыл бұрын

@@purplemusiclover1597 it’s available on Amazon Prime and CBS with a subscription (Netflix and Hulu do not have the show) and the episodes are available for 99¢ an episode on KZread and ITunes. I hope that helps :)

@carmen8970

3 жыл бұрын

Kurtis kinda looks like logan with that mullet

@hotmamma2126

3 жыл бұрын

@@purplemusiclover1597 It isn't hard to find for free online too tbh, don't pay for it lmao

“Your name is already Nate so just put a d o in front of it.” This man is a comedic genius.

@andsch3881

3 жыл бұрын

And also the way he continued "so go DO that" 😂😂

When Kurtis opens his mouth and words come out you KNOW hes talking 🗣🗣🔥🔥

yo when kurtis opens his mouth and words come out, you **KNOW** hes speakin 🫡🙏🙏

6:07 HELP HER FACE

Okay but now I really wanna see you and Jacob recreate “That’s Cringe: Epic Morning Routine”. Fuckin’ love that video

@Steph-sv6ib

3 жыл бұрын

Bro fuckin same. That's like one of my favorite videos

@mars6855

3 жыл бұрын

walnut saLAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDD

@lucascunnane268

3 жыл бұрын

phroggie I thought he only ate book pages covered in balsamic?

@lucerix6033

3 жыл бұрын

@@mars6855 BABY WAIT IM HAVING A POWER THOUGHT......CHICK FIL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

@me0w_grav3s

3 жыл бұрын

Still waiting for more That’s cringe

When Kurtis says a word ending in -er, you knooooow he’s gonna make the “I hardly know ‘er!” joke

@sharenquacker23

3 жыл бұрын

Kurtis Conner??!?? I hardly know 'er!

@christopherlie3590

3 жыл бұрын

"says a word ending in -er" hmmmmm

@seanseen_

3 жыл бұрын

@@christopherlie3590 fricker 😎

@CaptainArthanos

3 жыл бұрын

Uh oh

@nathannogen4552

3 жыл бұрын

N

TOXIC GOSIP TRAIN

What is very disturbing is that people that are subscribed get the same amount of greetings as a people who aren’t subscribed

@domninja2386

Жыл бұрын

Lol

Kurtis has a lesbian mullet. I mean this in the best way possible

@grace4022

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly the best complement

@crose795

3 жыл бұрын

My man is lookin like King Princess

@helenadp657

3 жыл бұрын

He's literally the only man I've ever seen that looks good in a mullet

@adlin9567

3 жыл бұрын

lesbian mullets are the best

@flowerkun767

3 жыл бұрын

@@adlin9567 omg fr 😼🤩✋🏼✨

when kurtis has a cold sore, you knoooow he’s self conscious

@seren4066

3 жыл бұрын

kurtis? conner?

@Daniela-he5jd

3 жыл бұрын

@@seren4066 who is that

@kiw1x

3 жыл бұрын

@@Daniela-he5jd dude, idk, i dont think that's even a real name smh

@erikboydston4476

3 жыл бұрын

I literally stopped noticing it, he’s looking pretty cool 😎

@vodka2.045

3 жыл бұрын

Kurtis Sackballs

Ah.... Didn't expect Collen Hoover

seeing kurtis do an extra greeting and not have a mustache with that background is a weird experience

When Kurtis [verb], you knooooooow he's [adjective].

@anyaphull1440

3 жыл бұрын

when kurtis poops, you knoooow hes a stinky boy

@roastedbeans2051

3 жыл бұрын

Hacked.

@luna-tm6ni

3 жыл бұрын

i thought this was the fruit (derogatory) meme bye🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

@capn_l

3 жыл бұрын

@@anyaphull1440 hes a little stinker

@lucys439

3 жыл бұрын

Jumps, jumpy

he’s from my hometown and everyone hates him and his sister LMAO

@mariak6549

3 жыл бұрын

HE HAS A SISTER? PLS ONE IS ENOUGH

@perfect9561

3 жыл бұрын

You guys see her sister? I'm surprised you guys are still sane

@raindrop2417

3 жыл бұрын

@Joshua EdwinRoehl Dude please stop posting this everywhere😂

@lpsquestie3495

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, his sister is named Bella www.famousbirthdays.com/people/bella-garner.html

@juleeee_halo9849

3 жыл бұрын

@@raindrop2417 what is that link?

funny how it shows miranda sings as a big youtuber

0:11 the sentence:if you are a new here just made my day ❤️❤️❤️❤️

When Kurtis forgets the extra greeting again, you KNOW he going to get cancelled

@tennysonmiles4805

3 жыл бұрын

#KURTISCONNERISOVERPARTY

@spaceranger1564

3 жыл бұрын

what's even the point if I don't get my extra greeting

@lxtzlrmrzlna1525

3 жыл бұрын

@@tennysonmiles4805 #KURTISCONNERISOVERAGAINPARTY

@meganmcleod6152

3 жыл бұрын

he says everytime but i know it's not every time😭

When Kurtis put a shirt on... You know he wont be naked.

@therealslimshitty5186

3 жыл бұрын

What about pant

@whytho8856

3 жыл бұрын

@@therealslimshitty5186 pant unesecary

@therealslimshitty5186

3 жыл бұрын

@@whytho8856 FUCK PANT Me and my homies hate psnt.

@artdeco777

3 жыл бұрын

@@therealslimshitty5186 NO PANT IS SUPERIOR

@therealslimshitty5186

3 жыл бұрын

@@artdeco777 NO

Oh man seeing Miranda sings referenced... That aged badly

I came here from the other video that Kurtis made with Jake, because…well I’m late. Anyway, it seems like he was awful to his (luckily now) ex gf. She deserves better and tbh I will go and support her. Edit: I just checked her channel out. The break up definitely done good to her. She is now real (or at least acts more real) and just seems happier. Her personality is also shining bright. It’s crazy to think, how she must have felt being with that douch

@zubetp

Жыл бұрын

yeah i watched a video she did a couple years ago where she talked about it. he was apparently super emotionally abusive and she suggested physically too; but she never went into details except to say that she tried to take her own life toward the end, and had to be hospitalized. at the time when she posted that, nate was still actively making fun of her on his own channel. that dude really did a number on her.

the “surface leather *h* *u* *h* ?” SENT ME INTO ORBIT😭😭😭

@Arbdog

3 жыл бұрын

SAAAAME HOW IS THIS THE ONLY COMMENT IVE SEEN ABOUT IT AND IT ONLY HAS 7 LIKES 😭😭😭

@Dr4gon_k1tties

3 жыл бұрын

HHA

@gray9914

3 жыл бұрын

@Fe Side 11:51 ish

@ilovetaylorkristi

3 жыл бұрын

SAME I LAUGHED SO HARD. I love when he keeps his little mistakes in the video 😂😂

@chirorue

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOODJSOSJ 💀💀💀💀

When kurtis closes his eyes for 5-8 hours you KNOW he’s asleep

@Izzrules

3 жыл бұрын

I love this bc it implies Kurtis can’t take like an hour long nap like he needs to close his eyes for 5+ hours to sleep

@minamoo2539

3 жыл бұрын

isarule said by nobody ever..

@evie1919

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@riyarana4230

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he just might be dead

@nicole-wo5pw

3 жыл бұрын

@Joshua EdwinRoehl that was garbage

kurt boy

Love how kurtis is taking an online course to “go viral every time” when this video has over 8 million views and 331k likes